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theferalscion · 2 years
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IDK why I struggle so much w Sanson's face
Anyway he's going 😤 but w aetherfire. His temper gets worse as part of the process...
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anon-402 · 3 months
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Roier's Interview (Eng Translation)
TN: The small font is for everytime they speak English.
Cucurucho: I have a few questions for you–
Roier: But I don't know English!
Missa: Alright. (To Roier) He says he has some questions for you. I can translate for you.
Roier: Oh, okay. He's going to be my translator. (With broken English) He- He- going to- to- 'traductation'.
Missa: Yeah, I will be the interpreter, okay? So ask anything to him and I will say it in Spanish.
Roier: Work harder, Alfonso!
*Missa hurting sounds*
Cucurucho: What is your biggest accomplishment on the island?
Roier: What did he say?
Missa: How big is your dick.
Roier: Fuck, well– soft, I think two. And hard, three. *Richas hits him* What is it? Why are you punching me?
Missa: He said he didn’t accomplish anything. He’s a loser in this game.
Roier: Hey, what does that mean, pendejo?! What did you say?
Missa: Eh– that you want to do bigger things but that you’re running into some–
Roier: And what does that have to do with the size of my penis?!
Missa: Ah. Right. Wait. (To Cucurucho) Can you repeat the question, please?
Cucurucho: What is your biggest accomplishment on the island?
Roier: My best companion?
Missa: Uh– yes.
Roier: My best companion… is… is, uh– me. My loneliness. *Cucurucho looks at Missa* Why is he looking at you like that?
Missa: Oh, sorry. (To Cucurucho) He just said that the best thing he’s done is himself.
Roier: I– what.
Missa: (laughs) He’s alone in this city.
Roier: Cucurucho, dude, you spoke Spanish before, what happened?
Missa: Wait, wait. *Hits Roier to shut him up* He just told me that the best thing he has accomplish is being alone but being like, uh, eh– is enough for him. You don’t need anyone.
Roier: Bro, I’m paying you money, why you don’t know how to speak English?
Missa: *Ignores him* He realized that he didn’t need anyone. The accomplishment that he have done is being happy with himself.
Roier: *High pitch voice* I don’t know what he said but he’s lying!
Missa: *Keeps struggling with English*
Roier: *Tries speaking English*Fernanfloo, I’m German. Hi I’m German. Vegetta777–
Cucurucho: Good.
Missa: (To Roier) He said dick. That’s how you say dick.
Cucurucho: What is your happiest memory on the island?
Missa: Says what’s your favorite memory card.
Roier: My favorite memory card? I had one for the PS2 to play the ‘Urugata’ *Crash Bandicoot sounds*– I liked that one a lot. I also had the Spyro one. *Looks at Missa* Said that. The Spyro and the ‘Urugata’.
Missa: The best memory of his is him being happy next to Bobby. But he’s dead.
Roier: WHAT?! Bobby?! What did you say?!
Missa: No, no, no. I said boobs. I said you liked boobs.
Roier: Oh, yes. *Looks at Cucurucho happily and nodding* Yes, yes.
Missa: So he treasures all those memories with himself, so he learned to be happy with himself, missing the old times but doesn’t want to be here again.
Cucurucho: Good.
Roier: What.
Missa: He said god. Like–
Roier: Ahhh, god, god. Like.
Missa: Game of Thrones.
Roier: Like how kids say ‘that’s so god’.
Missa: Yeah, that’s so god. Uh-huh.
Roier: Okay. So what?
Cucurucho: Have you ever felt like the protagonist of the story? If yes, when. If no, why?
Missa: He said if you ever felt like a dick– or– can you repeat?
*Cucurucho repeats himself*
Missa: Okay. He said if you ever felt like– *laughs*
Roier: The porn?
Missa: Yes. That if you ever had found– that if you have ever enter a bathroom while someone is shitting on the island.
Roier: Yes. Several times.
Missa: Several times. Okay, let me tell him. *Turns to Cucurucho* He’s been trying to be happy with himself so he’s being working on his own story. Uhm– at least he’s the protagonist of his own story, so–
Roier: Hey, I didn’t talk that long, bro!
Missa: He saw Cellbit in the bathroom.
*They get distracted by an admin flying around*
Cucurucho: If there’s something in your story that must stay, that is important, what is or what would it be?
*Missa asks to repeat the question*
Roier: What did he say, dude?
Missa: If you had a comic you liked so much that you wanted to keep.
Roier: Well, in Spain I saw a comic of Halo2 that I wanted to buy but at the end I didn’t, because I said, maybe I will buy it but never read it, y’know? Average dumbass moment where you buy something but never read it because you’re too lazy. So. I didn’t buy it, but I really did like it. That one of Halo2. In a store that Polispol took us to. That store was good.
Missa: That happens to me too. I will tell him. (To Cucurucho) Halo2.
Roier: Great.
Cucurucho: Good.
*Missa laughs*
Roier: Good. *Starts looking around* So what? Is this Coppel–
Missa: ‘Two’? ‘Two’ is two.
Roier: ‘Two’? You. No, ‘two’ is you, dude. ‘You’.
Missa: Halo2. Your halo.
Roier: You jerk off to– (TN: to jerk off, ‘jalar’, sounds like halo)
Missa: I wanna see your halo–
Roier: Cucurucho, what’s up?
Cucurucho: If you were to be recognized for something you did, what would it be? Would it be something good or bad?
Roier: Badboyhalo?
Missa: Yes. He said if you were recognized on the street, would like to be mistaken for Badboyhalo?
Roier: Fuck no. Said that to him.
Missa: He says that–
Roier: Say ‘Nelson’ (TN: a really slangy way to say ‘no’ in Mexico and the internet)
*Missa.exe not working*
Roier: Nelson. Nao. Nao.
Missa: *Asks if this counts for his answers as well*
Roier: Nao. Badboy? Nao.
Missa: (To Roier) Maybe this is serious and we’re fucking up his operation…
Roier: No, dude. *Looks at Cucurucho* Or is it true?
Missa: I don’t know, I don’t know.
Roier: He looks too happy, I don’t think he’s angry.
Cucurucho: Would you be more motivated into completing something with a premium to be received at the end?
Missa: Says if you’re willing to pay for Youtube Premium.
Roier: No– Well, yes. Quackity doesn’t want to but I do. I pay it. When I see videos *Gets distracted by the Cucurucho award and starts breaking it*
Missa: Roier, you motherfucker–
Roier: *Sits down again after stealing it* When I see videos and make reactions there’s no ads. Well– except one time. I was watching the ‘Amigos’ (TN: LuisitoComunica reference) going to Brazil, and I wasn’t on my Youtube account so there were some ads.
Missa: While you were watching–
Roier: Yes. But only one time and I do pay it.
Missa: (To Cucurucho) Yeah, he would like to be recognized as a person, important for the server. So yes. He would like to be rewarded by that.
Roier: Exactly. Yes.
*They get distracted by the bubbles and the lag*
Cucurucho: If there was a future out of the island, who would you take with you to continue your journey?
Roier: What?
Missa: A future item? *Cucurucho repeats the question* a feature? Ah, a future.
Roier: A token. [TN: Token, ‘ficha’, sounds like feature]
Missa: A future, ohhhhh. Okay. (To Roier) If you had a token– pogs [TN: Pog, ‘tazo’, is another word for Token]
Roier: Pogs to play?
Missa: If you had some pogs, would you like them to be of Pokemon or…?
Roier: Oh, you know which ones were really good? The WWE ones with Randy Orton were so fucking good, and they sounded like– *Pogs clashing sounds* And the ones with Mucha Lucha were good too. And the Pokemon ones.
Missa: You remember the Medabots ones? The metallic ones.
Roier: Yesyesyes. I only had like five because I didn’t have money. But yes.
Missa: One time as a kid, I was like six, and I had a collection and I was in a serious match and they fucked me up. They took all of them.
Roier: *Laughs* They took everything?
Missa: Bro, I was in a town, in a really far away town in Sinaloa. And– *Laughs* And I fucked up *Roier laughs* I lost everything. It was–
*Cucurucho laughs*
Roier: Hey, bro, he’s laughing at you. What the fuck? You’re gonna let him?
Missa: They already took the pogs.
Roier: Dude, why’re you laughing at the pogs? You don’t have anything. You don’t even have hair. Fucker.
*Everyone gets quiet*
Missa: Anyway, if the server had a feature, what would you like to have that could help you in your mission?
Roier: I need a good internet without lag.
Missa: *Laughs* You’re the only fucker who has internet problems.
Roier: That’s why I want them to give it to me. They have a ton of money, look where they are. They have a mansion ‘gameplay funny moments’.  
Missa: That’s true. (To Cucurucho) He says he’s okay with anything. He didn’t need anything, That’s okay. Thank you so much for being so kind and to help us all to be better in this server.
Roier: Yeah.
Cucurucho: Good.
*Awkward silent moment*
Cucurucho: *unintelligible* a huge nomination, what message would you give your supporters?
Missa: That’s a good one. (To Roier) If you had a big Venom– Something like that.
Roier: A Venom?  
Missa: Yes. How would you name it.
Roier: If I had a big Venom… The Chirawaso or– *Missa laughs* I don’t know. I never had one. I’ve never touched one.
Missa: But if you had one right here, what would you tell it?
Roier: How– How handsome. *Notices how his backpack disappeared* Hey, they took my backpack! They’re undressing me here! Fuck, they’re taking my things.
*Cucurucho laughs*
Roier: You little fucker. You were the one who took it. You don’t know we are both from Sinaloa, dude. [TN: Famous Mexican state for having really high crime rate] At any time we can disappear you, dude.
*Missa starts singing ‘Pena Tras Pena’ from El Recordo de Cruz* [TN: Famous Mexican band from Sinaloa]
Roier: *Starts throwing Mexican insults that are really hard for me to translate to English*
Cucurucho: Good.
Roier: *Gets distracted by the missing backpack again*
Cucurucho: What advice would you give others into continuing pursuing goals? What is the first and more important step?
Missa: Okay. If you were playing soccer and you scored a goal, with who would you celebrate with? Messi or Ronaldo?
Roier: With Messi.
Missa: *Laughs* This guy…
Roier: Why ‘This guy’?! You’re Team Cristiano Ronaldo??? You’re from the Goat– No, the Goat is Messi. Now is Messi, pendejo.
Missa: Of course.
Roier: Bro, I’m feeling so awkward. Why are they asking? *Gets up*
Missa: Sit the fuck down. That chair is a fucking Herman Miller–
Roier: This fucking chair– My coccyx is already hurting–
*Cucurucho gives Roier a book with an actual translation to his question*
Roier: Pendejo, you didn’t translate it correctly!
Missa: No, that’s an extra question!
Roier: Oh, okay. What advice would I give? To keep doing it.
*Missa gets all wet cat and starts apologizing for not doing rp and not answering seriously*
Roier: I would tell them to follow their dreams, and to keep searching their goals. In any time you’re going to make it. And if you don’t make it, that’s because you haven’t arrived to the end. I know you can do it. Fucker.
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Master Eon: Before we start letting everyone in, one last check on everything. Decorations?
Hugo: Secure, reinforced, and impossible to tangle.
Master Eon: Good, the last thing we need is another High Five incident. Refreshments?
Hugo: Most of it's here already, Finn's still on his way with his contributions.
Master Eon: As long as he arrives, he makes some excellent enchiladas. Music?
Hugo: Picked it all out personally! Here, take a listen!
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Master Eon:
Hugo:
Hugo: I... probably should've listened to the whole thing...I, uh...I need to make a quick adjustment.
(Hugo begins to frantically change the songs on his playlist)
Master Eon: [sigh] Well, hopefully the party turns out better than last year.
——
Cynder: Wow, Everyone's outdone themselves this year, the Academy looks amazing!
Spyro: Yeah, but it's not just festive decorations and music that makes a holiday great.
Cynder: And what would make it great?
Spyro: Spending it with the greatest dragon you know?
Cynder: [laugh] I guess that would.
Spyro: (pulls Cynder close with his wing) Shall we find somewhere less crowded?
Cynder: I suppose we shall.
(Stealth Elf watches the two head off, following after them)
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Sonic Boom: Whirlwind! I see you're trying a new look.
Polar Whirlwind: Yeah, I keep forgetting this happens every winter. Not sure why. It does have its uses though.
Sonic Boom: Really? Like what?
Lightning Rod: Whirlwind! Did you carve "Lightning Rod is a big stupid poopoohead" into my custom-made Christmas statue again?! Where are you?!
Polar Whirlwind: (digging into the snow) If he asks, I was never here.
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Golden Queen: Ugh, Chompy Mage, what are you wearing?!
Jingle Bell Chompy Mage: I am wearing a Santa outfit like I was told to! Yohoho, I look festive!
Chompy Puppet: You sure do, Chompy Mage!
Jingle Bell Chompy Mage: Aww, thank you Chompy Puppet!
Golden Queen: You look like you kidnap children, change into your regular garb at once!
Golden Queen: ...And they called us evil, whoever made him dress like that is the true criminal!
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(Stealth Elf is peeking through a window)
Eruptor: Hey Elfy, what're you-
(Stealth Elf covers Eruptor's mouth and drags him down)
Stealth Elf: Shhh, They'll hear!
Eruptor: Who?
Stealth Elf: (pointing at Spyro and Cynder) Them!
Stealth Elf: I hung a sprig of mistletoe in the Library, and I'm waiting for both of them to notice and kiss!
Eruptor: Are they even dating?
Stealth Elf: Yes! No, it's... [sigh] that's exactly why I'm doing this! No one here knows what in Skylands is up with those two, and they refuse to clarify! Are they dating? Platonic? Platonic with benefits? None of us can figure it out!
Stealth Elf: Well, not today! I'm getting to the bottom of this once and for all!
Eruptor: ...okay. I guess I'll leave you to it. (backs away cautiously)
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Wolfgang: Hugo, mate, we gotta ask ya something.
Hugo: About what?
Echo: It's the music. I get it technically counts as something Christmas-y, but "Broccoli Guy and Chill Bill's Cool-iflower Festivity Mixtape" is still really weird for a party playlist.
Radio: 🎶Tis the season to be Troll-y, falalalala lalalala-🎶
Hugo: I was short on time! I had no better choices!
Wolfgang: Really? Aren't there thousands of Christmas songs out there?
Echo: And we have the Skaletones on speed-dial, couldn't get them?
Hugo: (storming off) Well, if you're not satisfied with my choices, then why don't you pick the songs out!
(Hugo storms off, leaving Echo and Wolfgang with the stereo system)
Wolfgang: ...I have a really horrible idea. (whispers it into Echo's ear)
Echo: That's awful. Let's do it!
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Mags: Glumshanks! Glad you could make it!
Glumshanks: Thanks for the invitation. I'm actually kind of looking forward to this.
Mags: You better! This party's been a par-tic-ularly fantabulous jig!
Boomer: Mags, have you seen the fireworks? Buzz and Cali won't let us set them off and someone hid my secret stash!
Boomer: Oh hey, aren't you Kaos' lapdog?
Glumshanks: Not for tonight, at least until 8:30. Though, I'm not exactly sure what to do here.
Boomer: Well, worry not my fellow troll! C'mon, let's find some fireworks and set them off!
Glumshanks: I- that sounds kind of fun, I guess. Sure, why not!
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Holiday Wash Buckler: (staring at his watch) Where the barnacles is Chompy Mage? He's late for our matching Santa outfit photoshoot!
Merry Snap Shot: Beats me, guess he forgot.
Jolly Bumble Blast: I hope not! The bees aren't too happy about looking like flying peppermints, let's just start without him!
Chompy Mage: I am here! Sorry for being late!
Merry Snap Shot: Mate, where's your Santa dress? Didya forget about the theme?
Chompy Mage: Golden Queen told me to not wear it, she also said something about kidnapping infants and how you all should be imprisoned!
Merry Snap Shot: You gotta be joking, after all this time, she's back to evil?! And on Christmas too?!
Jolly Bumble Blast: So...that's a no on the Santa photos?
Merry Snap Shot: (pulling out his Traptanium Bow) 'Fraid not, Skylander duties come first. Now, let's have a little chat with Goldie...
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Missile-Tow Dive-Clops: Lob-Star, nice colors!
Winterfest Lob-Star: As to you, Dive-Clops. It appears that we match.
Missile-Tow Dive-Clops: Hey, we kinda do! Y'know, it's funny, me and Eye-Brawl were gonna do something like this, but when the headless giant heard he'd have to wear red and white, he ran off! We're still looking for him...
(meanwhile)
Eye-Brawl: For the love of the Ancients, it is just one day! I didn't complain when I wore that pumpkin for Halloween!
Headless Giant: (refuses in headless silence)
Eye-Brawl: You are so impossible!
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Smolderdash: (walking past some snowmen) Roller Brawl? Where are you? You told me to meet you here.
Snowler Brawl: (jumping out of a snowman) Boo!
Smolderdash: (falling backward) Gah!
Snowler Brawl: [laughing] Gotcha! I saw the snowmen and I couldn't resist!
Snow-Brite Stormblade: (popping out of the Christmas tree) Ooh, you were hiding in random Christmas stuff too?
Dec-Ember: (climbing down from the hanging lights) I thought I was the only one doing so.
Smolderdash: W-wha...why were you all...[sigh] nevermind.
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Tree Rex: Looks like the next song's coming up. Wonder what'll it be?
(Some very familiar music plays)
Terrafin: By the Ancients, not these! I thought we got rid of all the copies!
Flynn: Hey, Christmas 4 Bad Guyz 2 is a bop! Especially since I was a part of it!
(Echo and Wolfgang start laughing as Terrafin and Flynn start arguing)
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(Spyro and Cynder are cuddling together in the Library, laying on a sofa with blankets)
Spyro: So, when should we rejoin the festivities?
Cynder: Mmm, I think we could wait a couple more minutes.
Stealth Elf: (thinking to herself) Come on, come on, come on, kiss, or don't! Just look at the dang mistletoe!
Cynder: Spyro? I never get to say this to you a lot, but... I-
(Cynder is interrupted by a loud explosion of fireworks)
Spyro: ...Huh. Guess Boomer found the fireworks after all. What were you going to say, Cynder?
Cynder: Oh, well, I was going to say... I'm-
(Cynder is interrupted again by the sounds of fighting)
Stealth Elf: You gotta be kidding...
Golden Queen: (bursting through the Library doors) For the last time, I said HE looked like he kidnapped children! If you saw him wearing that horrid costume you would agree!
Snap Shot: Save it for the Cloudcracker guards, Queenie!
(Snap Shot and Golden Queen continue fighting, knocking each other through a window in the process)
Spyro: That was odd.
Cynder: Yeah. Anyways, l-
Spyro: (noticing the mistletoe) Hey, what's that?
Cynder: It looks like...
Stealth Elf: Yes, yes, yes!
Cynder: ...Holly.
Stealth Elf: What.
Spyro: (plucking the holly from the ceiling) Hey, it is. Guess someone mistook it for mistletoe.
Stealth Elf: ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I SPENT HALF THE NIGHT DOING THIS FOR NOTHING?!! GAH!
(Stealth Elf storms off)
Cynder: Sheesh, guess Stealth Elf isn't having a good Christmas.
Spyro: Wonder what she was doing by the window...
Cynder: Eh, probably not important. But, as I was saying...
Cynder: I'm lucky to have met you. All those years ago, after the fighting, you were the first to believe in me, that there was more than darkness in my heart. You led me down a better path, and I'll always be thankful for that.
Spyro: I'm glad I met you too, you're one of the best Skylanders around! Fighting Kaos, defeating Malefor, I'm not sure how we'd ever have done it without you. Plus, I got to know the best dragon around.
(Spyro and Cynder kiss)
Spyro: Merry Christmas, Cynder.
Cynder: Merry Christmas, Spyro.
Spyro and Cynder:
Spyro: So...are we dating?
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selitoxicmoon · 4 months
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And for the Spyro and Crash gang members' personalities in your AU, what are they like?
I will start with the Spyro Gang, as a really old post of like 2020, I started with a base and later started to shape their personalities:
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Spyro: He's mostly a self-caring dragon which only cares about his physical and actually a very narcissistic behavior (very similar to Skylanders Academy behavior and Spyro the Dragon). He's already a hero alongside Crash for saving the dragon kingdom from Cynder's Corruption (the past) and with it he and Crash became famous and heroes so people always say good stuff to them and Spyro rising his own pride, he works as influencer/streamer btw.
Ember: She's sensible and very innocent, the kindest dragon you would ever met. She works as fashionist (outfit designer) and her bestie is Tawna as she works along her side. She is an extrovert like Spyro, a loving and caring mostly for others specially for Cynder as she alongside Flame tries to help Cynder to have a better social life and go outside home. She loves going shopping, usually never goes alone bc Flame is always there to be her guard.
Flame: He's usually shy to meet new people, he's pretty unsecure around people, thinking everyone is judging him. To prevent those thoughts, he's a very good athlete and acrobat! He tries to not look like a fierce looking fire dragon like his father and bloodline, but with the exception to hurt, but be a protector of his most loved ones. He has a little issue, he might look self-confident, but he's really easy to manipulate.
Cynder: The deepest lore I've got for her is pretty tough. She's an introvert, after her corruption and being a Dark Dragon, people around the city is scared of her or even tho just bully her and reminds her what she did, outside is a nightmare for her, judging eyes, whispers, blames, etc. Ember and Flame try their best to protect her from those people and judges by replying back, in Spyro case is not the same than self-proclaim Cynder's savior like if she has to owe him something. She's a gamer, usually play violence games like Doom (lmao), but she has an inner talent that doesn't wanna show, she's a good singer, a good musician specially with electric guitar. She had a crush to someone (I rather people guess) once Spyro introduced his gang to Crash's Gang/family, that leaded her to try to get out of the closet with Crash's family help. Yeah and, she always, always, blames herself on anything, that leads to blame others when she's actually mad at herself.
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Crash: Being the same crazy bandicoot, he had to put some clothes on to live in the city (bc he was freezing lmao). He's a shameless person that cares mostly for the others he loves, with his loving girlfriend Tawna, they're completely a wholesome couple. Crash doesn't seem like to use his brain that much lol, but either way he has some sense of humor and knows perfectly when there's something wrong, he can't talk, but he learnt sign language (thank you Tawna). Ah yes btw, he works as fashion model, you're welcome.
Coco: Your confident and crazy loving bandicoot, influencer and streamer. Coco have some sort of feelings for Spyro, they're super friends but they have some attraction which Cynder is kinda worried about. Coco's best friend is Ember, both of 'em loves to go together shopping and sometimes with Flame when he's available. She's good at technology and creating machines and inventions, it's like her hobby. She has more brain than his brother Crash but at least she's a caring sister who tries the best healthcare for herself and her loved ones.
Crunch: He's the strongest! Redeemed from Cortex's control (pretty similar to Cynder with Malefor), Crunch is a very caring brother like Coco, caring for his loved ones healthcare. He's gym trainer alongside his bestie Tiny Tiger, he stills learn about emotions to understand physical behaviors that are results of emotional issues. He's very self-confident but never says no to some life lessons and advices, he's your number 1 supporter that will be there for you to love yourself and never give up!
Tawna: A lovely motherlike bandicoot, Tawna is the best at everything and she's very smart that understands life very well. She was always trying to learn something new to use these knowledges to care and help more her family and with it, her loving ones. Tawna works of so many stuff, she is trying always to help everyone and make everyone happy (that's a big issue), volunteer in healthcare, baker, chef, even the most is with Ember as making her outfit designs become real and wearable. Her agenda is very tight, but she never says no to a family meeting, she never shows her stress than her eyebags of restless days. She's friend of everyone and tries anything to help anyone in need, specially for Cynder and Ember.
GOD I NEVER THOUGHT I COULD WRITE ALL THAT DAMN, Thank you man for the question, i'm happy you're interested of this AU even if it's (for now) cancelled. Now I can put this in my personal notes to never forget TwT
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catchyhuh · 7 months
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TOUCH O THE TISM
lupin’s brain is fucked up! let’s talk about it
and i mean TALK talk about it baby. everyone’s experience with their brain makeup shit is different, and there are many different “symptoms”/traits that tend to overlap between. are they still called mental illnesses. states of mind. conditions? awugh no that sounds even worse. WHATEVER THIS IS ME SAYING this is less about the medical diagnoses, this is just the manifestations of SOME type of neurodivergency that shine through in their weirdo behaviors, habits, and mindscapes. now let’s really go here:
lupin: 
we have discussed before his uncanny ability to shut down literally everything to hyperfixate on one task. sometimes for weeks at a time like IN canon, IN canon he will do this shit and not stop until a) he’s reached his goal/the endpoint, or b) he is physically forcibly removed from the subject in question
this will sound nuts to you but i think lupin is sound sensitive. yes i know but listen. he’s always the first to wince/recoil at a loud sound, even if he’s not TRULY bothered by it-- ex: zenigata shouts, lupin KNOWS he’s going to shout, anticipates the volume, even, but still tenses up, even though he’s grinning and actively enjoying the fact that he brought that upon himself. so, to balance that, lupin has decided he’s just going to be louder than whatever’s out there that could bother him. you may have noticed the company he shares hotel rooms with is almost always reserved and quiet unless he is the one instigating and encouraging the rowdiness. boom baby case and point.
all in all it’s surprisingly only something you notice if you spend a significant amount of time around him. he’s autistic i promise. its just. well. he’s hyperfixated on cash and his special interest is getting bitches
jigen:
jigen is very picky. and i mean cheers i’ll drink to that. nobody touch him. nobody speak too loud. nobody fuck with how he likes his drink. nobody touch his gun (you’ll mess it up) NOBODY DO ANYTHING. save for a very, very select few. 
light sensitive. not very shocking given the fact his hat is almost more of a signature item for him than his magnum but ANYWAY! it’s why he’s so particular that it must be HIS hat!! the thickness, the way it sits, the way it shadows his eyes especially, all of this is important. “but wait” you could hypothetically maybe be saying, “wouldn’t that extend to his bangs? in the whole shielding him from the light sense. wouldn’t it just make more sense if he always kept his bangs over his eyes like that?” yes! you’re so right if you were saying that! i don’t know why you would be but regardless. uh, yeah, it would make the most sense for him to ALWAYS have them pushed over his eyes, but. have you ever sacrificed comfort for fashion. that slicked back look is NICE dude
all n all jigen is the “‘Nobody had Autism until recently’ right cuz your grandpa who only wore the same type of shirt, took the same sandwich to work every day and knows everything about the inner workings of a 1979 Ferrari was SO neurotypical” meme. 
fujiko:
absolute. crown champ of masking. what the fuck. i don’t even think she herself has realized because all of it has been pushed down for so long. which part of this might just be, sorry if this is too realistic and boring but like. diagnosis sexism? people do not notice neurodivergent traits in girls as easily. or that’s what they SAY but they somehow schoolyard bullies can pick up on it very easily! point being, they say that with girls it tends to manifest as talkativeness in the right environments, but when suppressed in those formative years, those girls grow up into women who have a million things to say but only say two of them, meaning her mind is just SWIMMING with insane thoughts and shit. that’s how you get fujikos bro. you have to let that little girl be weird and explain spyro the dragon in exact detail to you or she’ll grow up to be a calculated murderer/world famous thief
now if you actually brought it up she would dismiss you and make some remark like “not wanting polyester to touch your skin isn’t a sensory issue, it’s a lifestyle choice” which. ok yeah haha good one fujicakes but i’ve noticed that you tend to favor dresses/shirts that leave your arms free without any fabric brushing on them, and for someone who’s so focused on the VALUE of fashion you’re cutting the insewn tags off these clothes..? what’s that about baby where did that come from? yeah the joke about “oh yes i totally wear heels because i hate my soles touching the ground, not because i just happen to love high fashion” was funny but you actually do tend to walk around on the balls of your feet barefoot too. that’s not good for you fujiko that can do damage to the nerves in your legs (yes really if you’re reading this and you do that it can cause permanent issues in your legs SO TRY TO BREAK THAT HABIT IF POSSIBLE)
also traces of hyperfixating, just not as obviously visible as it is with lupin. with fujiko it’s almost undercover. like, reading her phone under the table, just happening to suggest watching this one movie that happened to be praised for how accurately it replicates the layout of this one museum the gang has been thinking about infiltrating, a few hyperspecific books mixed in with standard romance schlock she’s most definitely not reading from the library just to pad out that receipt. it’s not so much a conscious choice to microdose feeding the beast so to speak, it’s more that she’s forced herself to commit more to her image than anything, so she’s accidentally pacing herself like that
goemon:
MENTIONED BEFORE BUT WE BELIEVE IN TOUCH AVERSE GOEMON IN THIS HOUSE! DO NOT BE BUGGING THIS GUY SLINGING YOUR ARM AROUND HIS SHOULDER OR YOU WILL GET CHOPPED IN THE GUT!! unless you are one of a select few (are you noticing a trend with the collection here) might also partially be a texture thing too, because i can’t think of another reason someone would subject themselves to the insanely uncomfortable plan of wearing your normal clothes UNDER a tuxedo despite the fact you have to squeeze that giant billowing fabric in there
“bbububut i thought autistic people struggled with eye contact” not goemon ishikawa the 13th bitch. you are getting intensely stared at like a claw machine just barely dangling the prize over the pit. he wants you to know he’s paying attention! he’s listening! sure he might be paying attention to see if he can pick up on nervous tics to tell if you’re lying, and maybe he’s listening that intently to catch you when you slip up, BUT HEY, we don’t know that! to his credit goemon only SOMETIMES realizes how intimidating this can be, and only SOMETIMES intentionally weaponizes it, but… still, very intense eye contact
hell man aside from his stubbornness and pride even his picky food taste might tie into this a bit. anybody who’s been hooked on one specific “safe food” for like two months gets it, especially the fact that goemon can instantly tell when the food is “wrong.” if you cooked this meat for two seconds too long, if you didn’t let the rice sit long enough, if you cheaped out and used some generic alternative-- well on that last one he might not blame you as much because this economy IS pretty rough, but the point is, he can immediately tell and WILL tell the chef to their face “you did this wrong. do better next time.” unfortunately most people don’t take kindly to that and because of goemon’s nature when he’s caught off guard he’ll go “sorry. sorry just let me… let me show you i suppose” and next thing he knows he’s teaching an impromptu cooking course. we went kinda off the rails on this one didn’t we. oops!
zenigata:
if monkey punch meant it when he said “zenigata can’t be stupid, because that would mean lupin is stupid,” then because lupin is insane, zenigata must also, naturally, be insane, in some of the same flavors
the main thing about him is that he’s so damn resilient he doesn’t actually SAY anything unless he really wants to complain. he might be thinking “god why is cottage cheese like this. this is kind of gross” but he’ll still EAT it, “the sun is WAY too bright and i lost my hat AGAIN this fucking SUCKS” but he’s stlil going to be outside because he knows he HAS to be out there. toughing it out and only SLIGHTLY whining about it. really the only time he makes it known outside of offhanded grumbly complaints is when lupin is the source of it. if lupin is like bouncing his leg in the passenger side of the cop car (because god forbid he stuff him in the backseat right) zenigata just grabs his knee and stares at him until lupin is like “oh oops! sorry. is that distracting?” and then 10 minutes later he starts it up again. the line between ‘this is driving my brain insane’ and ‘i just have beef with anything that brings you, personally, delight” is very thin
but ironically zenigata can’t stay still very long himself either. if he’s been stuck sitting for more than 25 minutes he can feel his insides shrinking up and withering away. maybe that’s why he chews on shit like a hyena gnawing off its own leg to escape predators. anything to get the zoomies out dude. 
i don’t have to tell you that this bitch is also dangerously intensely hyperfixating right. i don’t have to go into this? like you. we’re looking at the same guy here. right? okay. so long as this point is understood
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Assuming you've watched the first episode of Maestro in blue, did you enjoy it? Also, did you finish the entire season from Netflix or are you gonna be on a weekly watch?
I'll probably continue watching from Netflix but so far I only saw the first episode (also I don't have a tv and it's easier to go on Netflix than mega live)
Yes it was fun
I also got inspired halfway through and drew this lol(also bored with my hands and had to do something)
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So some comments, (also spoilers I guess)
I may not really like Alexandra but she is a strong woman, I wish someone was there to help her near the end😭 she can't give birth on the street all on her own
Also... In her therapy session she had a whole I'm not the other girls vibe😭 and also ... She could do therapy alone why did she lie to the therapist saying they're doing couples counseling 😭 like I've seen the meme "first date idea go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to notice you don't know each other" but "go to couples therapy and see how long it takes them to notice you've broken up"??
She tried the whole IM STRONG I CAN DO ANYTHING and lied to both herself and the doctor 😭 girl ask for help when you need it please
Klelia annoys me. I don't even remember what part but I guess I never really liked her. ALSO I may swear at my mom and all BUT DON'T TALK TO YOUR GRANDMA LIKE THAT SHOW SOME RESPECT OK
I kinda feel bad for the grandma everytime she's talking to someone in the kitchen they leave 😭
Also the part of klelia cutting her hair after the breakup is a mood and also her grandma calling her out💀 personally I think she looks cute with short hair but yeh
Also like there's a whole scene of klelia being "jealous" that she doesn't get attention from her mom and when her grandma gives her attention like "hey we're similar. I understand you" she goes "no. I'm not proud of my father and my parents do illegal jobs we're not the same😣" like girl. You have a lot of similarities with your grandma what are you on about
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I didn't like how Spyros broke up with Antonis
Also
We don't really know how Antonis feels
Sofia tries to be helpful and she's like "you were on defense" and he just leaves the car
Like we don't even know if he actually feels bad, if he feels guilty, if he feels like he was on defense and Charalampos deserved it cause of how bad he was
And the scene at the cafe when Spyros broke up with him and he started breaking shit up he was about to attack him
Like???? Did killing a piece of shit awoke something in him??? Help??
I can't even tell him to go to a therapist cause he'll end up in prison 😭
I think my favorite scene was Sofia throwing eggs and other shit at the people in the supermarket. It actually made me laugh. She just stared at them and with a straight face threw them anything she found in front of her.
Then she simply asked for a broom and for everything she broke to go on her account
Iconic
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I want to see if this works to help me sleep, I'm not sure if it will, but here we go.
Instead of staying up all night cleaning I decided I'd experiment with baking.
I decided to use up some tinned fruit and make cupcakes. However, I misjudged the cooking temperature and times. I didn't give them a chance to rise in the oven... They were burnt in the top but gooey in the middle and stuck to the cases.
I believe I made a good attempt though because I haven't baked or cooked for so long and that I'm able to know what I did wrong with the recipe I made up is good.
When I bake I feel closer to my Mum and I don't understand why my dad doesn't remember doing things like this when I was younger. I remember we baked and decorated cakes for my birthdays over the years but for some reason he doesn't remember doing that. It makes me feel like my entire childhood and all of my good memories are retcons and falsehoods.
My life is like the crash bandicoot series.
Looking back at the beautiful PlayStation one games, created by naughty dog, it gave me everything I could ever ask in my life and I was able to see so many things.
My dad could never comprehend the beauty in a fluffy orange fictional devil...
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Cos damn, I don't forget that crash was my first love for obvious reasons - look at how ginger half my partners have been!
Where was I with this metaphor actually?
Oh yes, sometimes with my dad the good parts of my childhood and relationships with my family are likewise forgotten about like the crash bandicoot games that were made for the PlayStation 2 by those other developers... Ehrrrhmmm? 🤔
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Spyro had the same treatment in my opinion but that's up for debate cos I am too tired to go reading about Spyro this time of now morning. A lot of people I know associated the PlayStation with Crash Bandicoot and the PlayStation 2 could be more Ratchet and Clank, Jak and Daxter, and Sly Cooper. But let's say I see the PS2 as dominated by a gorgeous silver haired dude in the red trench coat. (I have tattoos for this, I love video games).
I want to talk more about video games because I realized that that is the main thing that I wanted to do with my life.
Crash doesn't really need to be talked about when I should be asleep...
The point I was trying to make at some point I think was the whole I feel like my dad doesn't remember or doesn't acknowledge the parts of my childhood that were good with my mum and how she inspired me to become a gamer nerd 🤓 inspired me a lot really with art and music and writing. All of the things that I went on to study were because of my mum and all of the friends that I have that are lifelong friends, like my Nakama, and I love them all so much they are like family.
Crash Bandicoot reminds me that you go on adventures and when you're fighting against a boss it means you're going in the right direction... Also remember to save the game and go back to the first island to get wumpa fruit and grind until you have enough lives to face the big baddy daddy.
Life is in the game? 💪😁
Anyway, Nakama is Ohana, brother is like a family man. I love all my friends! 😍💗🥰
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Facts about my skylanders au's and fanfiction in general.
Skylander core leaders: while Spyro is the main leader of the skylanders due to master eon's death he does have help and assigned co- leaders based off of their experience,skill,leadership skills,likeability and the games they were introduced in. With jet vac being the leader of the gaints cores(the cores that would often help the gaints). Roller brawl the core leader of the swap force cores and last but certainly not least food fight for the trap team cores (he's literally the most recognizable core in all of trap team I feel like I don't even need to explain why.) These guys and lady help Spyro whenever he feels overwhelmed and it is common for them to help him whenever something happens like if he got sick or something. Jet vac has a strict and old fashion style of leading. Roller brawl is a ferice and determined type of leader and is known to waiting in people's closets if they are acting lazy and performing horribly while during practice or on missions. Food fight is mostly chilled back and is the least strict out of all the co-leaders and won't mind his fellow team mates missing out on a few days of training just as long as it doesn't form a pattern then he'll start to get annoyed but he's also the only co-leader with a dark form so most skylanders won't push him there. Some even forget or don't know that he's even a co-leader due to layed back attitude which could be viewed as a strength or disadvantage depending on who it is for example jet vac doesn't really care for his leading style but keeps that to himself unlike some people(chop chop) and him and roller brawl are pretty good with kids while jet vac isn't. The sky baron can't take a joke. However there is another type of leader with that being spry. Spry is the soon to be leader of the minis while it was originally pet vac the other minis well....they thought he was boring.
2. Viruses and zombification: yes you heard me right. However it takes a lot for a skylander to become zombiefied as even attempts in the past to infect one always failed due to their magical gens however those were attempts to make it permanent a few villains manged to turn a few into zombies but it never last long. By next week those said skylanders are back to normal with no brain craving tendencies. Now for viruses. Skylanders are able to get sick just like any regular being but depending on the species the chances or either higher or lower but something that all skylanders share is that they can never die from an illness unless they were born with it before becoming a skylander then it's just going to happen. Also with zombie skylanders they still have a sense of consciousness unlike most creatures infected they are just in a trance like state and are acting up on their urges however legends say if one who was close to that specific skylander tries hard enough they could have that skylander fight back against it and also while zombiefied they can NOT go into their toy forms and also are invincible must like the zombots from that sonic the hedgehog comic series they feel NOTHING and even if you hit them in the head it will have no effect and if a limb falls off they will just pick that limb up and re-attach it with no problem and once they skylander turns back to normal they will be fine with no signs of being undead only with a slight memory lost and a headache. Now back to viruses and other illnesses. Now depending on the species that skylander is they could have special illness like say a dragon couldn't have like for example a plant based skylander tree rex could get overgrowniteces while a crocgater can't.
3. Skylanders and how they age: skylanders generally don't show or look their age unless they are undead that is as it seems that after they reach twenty years old they stop showing signs of aging however that doesn't mean that they don't have a specific age. They just look youthful and young. The best way to tell a skylander's age is by their attitude towards things or just asking them however most undead skylanders like hex may have forgotten their age and is lost to time. The minis will age up eventually and look like their parents however depending of species the time that will take may be different.
4.Skylanders and the relationships to each other. Skylanders have a special bond with one another that could even be described as unnatural or mystical. They loyalty between skylanders are unweaving most of the time and rarely betray one another however that doesn't mean they don't get into fights or that everyone is close to each other as some "special" rotten eggs of the bunch are just jerks to some skylanders like chop chop is to food fight however that doesn't necessarily mean they hate each other(at least not in food fight's case that is) as they share respect for each other still. However chop chop is a bit different due to his views of being a hero and as to the werewolf au he views food fight as threat but food fight doesn't view him as that and is honestly hurt by what chop chop is doing even though they have their disagreements food fight would never go out of his way to hurt chop chop at least not willingly anyway and he thought chop chop at least felt the same way. All skylanders know each other and think of each other as family due to most of them being orphans themselves and look out for each other even when the going gets tough and when chaos and discord sews itself into existence they will standby each other til the very end.
5.Food fight and boomers hatred towards trolls: ah yes trolls aren't they just "lovely" totally not non caring towards the environment around them types of creatures. (That was sarcasm by the way). Trolls for years and even centres been knowing for their lack of compassion towards the environment often heavily polluting forest and oceans and testing on animals and plants as well. They go out of their way to ruin the environment often resulting in skylanders being created due to it. Tree rex was just simply chilling as a regular tree literally millions of years ago until the trolls polluted the erea so much that he became seintint and you know the rest. Boomer who is a troll himself was raised in a regular troll village learning trollish(the trolls language), learning how to make bombs and how to take out skylanders. Boomer was however different. Don't get me wrong he loves to blow up stuff but he didn't have a heart of evil. He soon joined the skylanders and to this very day is disgusted by the trolls behavior. Food fight is quite literally a victim of food testing as the trolls were polluting the ground with freaking gun powder or if we're talking about the WW au was created to poison the skylanders food source and to be evil however both versions of him share one thing. The horrors of plant and animal testing. While roaming his lab still as a young ardichoke while either escaping or fighting them depending on if it's the WW version of him and witnessed horrible treatment towards animals as the trolls were trying to turn them into weapons as well which as you probably could predict it made him VERY angry. Furious even which is rare for him to feel that way.he set the animals free and after finding out what the trolls has done to the environment over the years it only made him more angry. Making him have an extreme hatred towards them as even when he just sees one his first instinct is to attack them without question which normally wasn't a problem until the mirror of mystery that is as soon as he seen the trolls his instincts kicked into gear and he almost attacked the entire village which was peaceful due to his past experiences which turned into a form of PTSD for him. If it wasn't for dija vu he would of destroyed the whole village.
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so the thing is
the thing is i think about my sorry 20 year old ass taking dozens of mgs of stolen barbiturates in my one bedroom apartment luxuriously paid for by an excess of student loans playing spyro the dragon on my 11 year old playstation 2 slim living the young artist's dream just me and a cat and and memory loss skipping class to make mediocre art too high to self harm in the old fashioned "burn or cut myself" way so i didn't think the other stuff i was doing was all that bad and trying really hard to be a mediocre waitress at a mediocre faux-high-brow restaurant and finally after a month being honest with my therapist and her recommending, not telling, me to self admit to Forest View Psychiatric Hospital and i actually did because i didn't know what else to do and i got in there and they took my shoelaces and i cried for about 36 hours straight because what the fuck did i just do, until they finally gave up on the trazadone that just straight up was not working and gave me seroquel and i finally slept for a while and then just sat in the bedroom i shared with an 18 year old anorexic (who would soon ask to get transferred to the minor ward and they'd let her for reasons i'm still not clear on other than the assumption of empathy on the part of her assigned psychiatrist which is frankly hard for me to believe) because they didn't actually care if you went to the group therapies as long as you were somewhere visible for their regular 15 minute check ins but after the 3rd day of now-intermittent crying and 6 new medications and mediocre forced sleep i asked if i could take a nap in one of the quiet rooms and they let me and it was one of the best naps i ever had in my life and when i woke up i was in a great mood and my whole perspective had somehow shifted and suddenly this was a good thing i was okay with being here (i still have no idea how this happened) and i went to group therapy and i tolerated the others in therapy telling me the solution to my immense self hate was to trust that god loves me and i went to the art room and drew in coloring books with the others and chatted and a 19 year old taught me about the chemical compounds in mucinex that get you high and i got a new roommate who was also my age also bisexual and she was an opera singer and she knew danish and we chatted up a stereotypically intimidating-looking biker man who had a voice as beautiful as my roommate's and he told us as he was waiting for the single-shower room about the benefits of MDMA for trauma and how the best thing you can do when you're rolling is "the airplane" and a 48 year old pill popper mother of 4 taught me how to jam a plastic spoon into the shower button in your room so you don't have to keep pressing the button for water and a guy named zander told me a bunch of pun jokes and we started sitting together at lunch and one day it was chicken wings, like actually decent chicken wings, so he ate a bunch and then left the bones piled on his plate as he left to get another round and the woman sitting across from us leaned over, eyes honed on my face, and very gently asked if it would be okay if we could cover up the bones on our plates because it reminded her of her captivity by two men and subsequent torture, specifically when they shoved a broken handle through her foot and
and
and my reaction was, of course, to say yes yes, of course, it's no trouble at all, zander won't mind either, and he came back as we were talking, and i simply told him let's cover up our bones as i unfolded a napkin and draped it over his plate, and he nodded in immediate understanding, and i switched conversation topics to something light like oh where are you from what did you do before this what drugs did you take and it was an otherwise fine lunch as we all commiserated over our substance abuses and
and
and ever since then, even during subsequent life-changing mental breakdowns, it's never been as bad as that first one, because i think of her (i can't remember her name i wish i did she deserves me to remember her name) and i am grateful that i can look at a pile of chicken bones and be okay
as far as psych ward experiences go mine was pretty much as positive as one could get and i'm so lucky and i'm so grateful but
it wasn't until way after my experience that i learned that other psych wards gave their patients fun grippy socks.
i never got grippy socks. and even worse than that.
i never got my fucking shoelaces back.
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Watched the eighth episode of LEGO DreamZzz: Loved it!
EVERY NEW EPISODE IS MY FAVOURITE EPISODE! I feel very attached for all five of them, I want Mateo to keep working on his confidence, I wanted Cooper to keep walking his own way, I want Izzie to save her friends, I want Logan to better himself, I was Zoey to have more friends I... I... 😭😭😭
Also side note, the how to draw videos are super cute, Mateo is super good and also...
Mateo: I'll make a tutorial on how to draw all of these wonderous creatures, quite fascinating right? Anyway TODAY I'M GONNA DRAW MY VERY COOL FRIEND ZOEY
Yeah I'm pretty sure this guy has a crush 😂 And he thinks her eyelashes are pretty 💕💕
I'm super curious! ONTO THE EPISODE
(Yes I watched the whole first season already, and I was wondering if anyone knew where the second season is? I know someone on Youtube post it, but how? Where did it come out?)
THE BIGGER PICTURE
THE THUMBNAIL IS SHOWING MATEO AND ZOEY! ARE THEY FINALLY INTERACTING?!? I feel like we got lots of time to define Zoey's character, so I wonder if we'll see Teo showing more of his crush
DUDE THESE COMICS ARE SO COOL LOOK AT MY BABY GO 😍😍😍
Lol Mat dedicated two whole pages to Zoey and Zian, sweetie you're no subtle, it saves you only your shyness 🥰🥰
AWW HE WANTS TO TALK TO HER 💕
I know that he got a crush and obviously that's a major reason, but I really like how it's so simple. Mateo thinks she is really cool, she wants to talk to her. He really reminds me of me a lot 😅
Ah, the whole important milestone for every artist in school: having the courage to show his art to someone else
So not even Coop saw these comics? Only Izzie did? Interesting...
Logan is up to stuff apparently?
LOL we're finally seeing other professors aside from prof Oz and that one jerk coach! Interesting change from sensei Wu from Ninjago and sir Brickland from Nexo Knights, she seems nice
LOGAN IS BACK IN OUR TEAM?!?! 😍
Awww, he did have a bit of a change of heart! Did he realize Mateo is actually kinda great at leading and wants in? Or just really likes the team? Whatever the reason, welcome back mah dude! 💪💪
Gotta say that Izzie got great instinct, whenever something is wrong she feels it right away, so I'd trust her about this Insomniac Club
... or maybe it's a bunch of people playing Spyro or Ratchet and Clank, who knows 😂
Noooo stealing is a bad idea
NOOOO STEALING IS A BAD IDEA
Vincent's characters are quite different from each other, but they do have a common pattern: they make some pretty amazingly bad decisions 😂😂
TEO NO DON'T AGREE 😱
My baby got confidence only in the Dream World while not in the real world COME ON SWEETIE YOU CAN DO IT
Oh so we are using that locator thingie! It seemed very useful when they found it in the Night Bureau, even though the discarded it so easily
Is that thing not enough to find the Sandman? I guess not?
LOOK AT THE SCHOOL 😂
ZOEY IS THERE 👏👏👏👏👏
"Hey broseph, que pasa?" I just love these little spanish snippets, love to see some rep, especially in a LEGO show!
DUDE WHAT IS THIS COACH DREAMING
Interesting this aspect of this world, I thought that dreams were just the people landing on these realms and exploring, but I wonder if these worlds change according to the influence of the person dreaming
Julia seems like a very sweet lady... unfortunately she teaches math, therefore making her the evil incarnate 😡
I hate math sorry miss school memories
LOOK AT Z BLOB PUSHING MATEO I LOVE HIM SO MUUUUUUCH 💚💚💚💚
Zoey playing the guitar 😍 Well she has always showed she was a musical person, between the song and recognizing music notes in the seashell message, I didn't realize to which extent! It fits her
Is the Rad Radioactive some sort of narrative about drinking junk stuff before going to sleep? 😂😂
I... did not expect the Nightmare King to straight up say "dude-bro" 🤣
Awww, is Logan becoming self-conscious over causing so many troubles? I realize I've been very against him in the past but in retrospect, that must have been tough
Hey Nightmare Kin- I mean, Lance
Dude you're seriously using his insecurities against him? HE IS A KID DANG IT
I LOVE MATEO SO MUCH I CAN'T EVEN I SWEAR 😭😭😭😭😭 We got so many wonderful protagonists in the past but all with ego, with confidence, with inner strength, which is great. Then there's this kid who struggles so much into the real world, he's self-conscious about his art, he can't even talk to the girl he's into and he feels so little about himself
THIS KID WILL LEARN THAT ONE STEP AT THE TIME YOU CAN GET EXACTLY WHERE YOU WANT TO BE AND I'M ALL HERE FOR IT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Also can I just say, love me a guy who thinks his girl is the coolest person ever 👌👌
Fun fact, in the English dub Mateo says "T-That was amazing! Your song, I mean...", while in the Italian dub he says "Beautiful, amazing... your song!". It makes his feelings even clearer 💕
WELL HELLO MORE ANGST FOR ZOEY? Gotta be honest I did think that the song debacle was a big weak, but I didn't think there was a whole thing about losing everything, included a best friend! My poor super cool girl 😢😢😢
... is... is Zian the best friend? Did the Night Hunter hit the best friend, making it a night terror, but managed to break free and now he looks like this?
HEADCANON MOMENT DON'T MIND ME JUST HAVING A BLAST 😍
Now I get why Zoey was adamant over Izzie not calling her her friend... but I think this group is making her change her mind 💕
Logan, sweetie, why did you think rapping was a good idea? 😅
Okay, new theory... what if Ms. Castillo is Lunia? Maybe when defeated, Lunia retreated into the Waking World and stayed there. She seems to be always there to help, I kinda think it could be true
PLAN TIME WITH MATEO- Logan no stop what are you doing- DROP THE MATTIE NICKNAME DANG IT HE DOESN'T LIKE IT
I know you're trying but come on
I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING BUT STOP
YEEEEEE ZOEYYYYYYYY 😍😍
"That's what friends are for, right?" I'm super happy for her but also I love that Mateo is not smiling, he looks genuinely shocked like "DID I MANAGE NOT TO MESS IT UP?!" 😂😂
THERE'S A FROG TAXIE 😵‍💫
Julia seems like another stressed character, she just wants to play her music and relax for once in her life... yeah, she teaches math, that's understandable
Okay, see, Castillo is the first one to clap! I feel like she knows more than what she lets on and after my experience throught Ninjago and master "there's something I should've told you" Wu, I don't trust old LEGO people not to know stuff
They got the answers... still bad idea 😅
LOOK AT THAT EXCHANGE OF LOOKS THEY DIDN'T HAVE TO TALK ZOEY KNOWS NOW THAT HE WANTS TO BE HER FRIEND AND STRUGGLES WITH TALKING AND OMG LOOK AT HOW SHE LOOKS AT HIM WHILE HE WALKS TO HIS DESK SHE LOOKS HAPPY AND I BELIEVE GRATEFUL AAAAAAA- 🥰😍🥰🥰😍🥰🥰
Yes I might be shipping them, we'll see what happens but so far I like what I see 🥰🥰
Ah, so the answers were useless I see
And Teo knows they screwed up, alright that's nice that he didn't loose his integrity over something like this 👌👌
Okay but did all the other people hyped up the Destroyers the entire episode to troll them or because they actually fear them? Just how mean are these middle school students, seriously 😅
Yeah Teo needs to train, my son sucks at sports just like moi 😅😅
Nice to see Cooper is not letting Logan off the hook on this one! And still Teo is kind enough to apologize for being hard on him... even though he had rights for it 😅😅
Noooo Logan don't do something stupid
Logan??
LOGAN????
ONLY TWO EPISODES LEFT AND OMG I'M LIKING THEM MORE AND MORE 😍😍😍
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a duo's task. (a spyro's adventure cutscene but with Furyne.)
[Kaos was walking down the hallways in his lair, looking mad as usual. Then all of the sudden, he started to yell for his minions. One being a cat taking a nap and one being a troll who's holding a stone tablet]
Kaos: FURYNE!! GLUMSHANKS!!
[his yelling causes Glumshanks to throw the stone tablet in the air by surprise, while Furyne wakes up after their master yelled loudly like that, disturbing their peaceful chaotic dream-filled catnap]
Furyne: Meowr...?
Glumshanks: Yes, Lord Kaos?
Kaos: I have a job for you. Those cursed skylanders OOOOOHHHH and that big faker of a portal master, have interfered with my plans to become emperor of Skylands, for the LAST TIME!!!
[kaos yelled as Glumshanks lift him up on the portal of power's little walls, Furyne in the meantime walked in and watched in curiosity, but then they stand next to Glumshanks]
Kaos: But you, Glumshanks... You and Furyne can stop them.
Glumshanks: ...Us?
Furyne: Mew?
Kaos: You see, things are... Very bad for us right now.
Furyne, with a slight worried look in their eyes: Meow?
Glumshanks: But I thought you said the darkness was growing. And it didn't matter what they did.
Furyne, realizing that and then nodding in agreement: Meow.
Glumshanks: You said-
Kaos: NEVERMIND WHAT I SAID!
Kaos: Look, you guys, all we have to do is keep them from getting one, just ONE of the eternal sources, and it'll all be over, which brings me to both of you, Old friends.
Furyne: [gasps in excitement] Meow, meow!!
Kaos: Ahh, You know Furyne, I always appreciated your enthusiasm for when i task you with something. It kind of makes me wonder why can't Glumshanks be more like that. Anyhoo...
[Furyne then grabs the stone tablet and a stone pen, ready to write all the details]
Furyne: Meow??
Kaos: All you have to do is make your way deep underground, sneak past the evil lava guardians and withstand the scorching heat of a burning volcano to sabotage tracks of the mine train [GASP]
[While Kaos was saying all of that, Furyne wrote it down all focused while wagging their tail in excitement, Glumshanks in the meantime looked nervous.]
Kaos: Meaaaanwhile i'll go on ahead and simply go after the eternal fire source myself. [laughs]
[while he was saying that Glumshanks looked even more nervous while Furyne looked even more excited and pumped for this task. Turns out the two may be opposites after all.]
Kaos: See?? There's MORE than one way to... DERAIL their plans!
[Furyne laughed a lot while Glumshanks covered his face in annoyance at that pun the dark portal master made.]
Glumshanks: Oh, please don't tell me you just said that.
Kaos: Oh, i did! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Furyne, happily: Meow!
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Since you're the only Billions blog I know of I have to ask:
When someone famous dies, do you discuss whether or not they were a Wilbury?
Because I always do!😁
the relevant billions context, from 3x08 all the wilburys, for anyone curious but not familiar:
SPYROS: Uh, I sense a disturbance in the force. AXE: Do you know whose life has always amazed me, Spyros? George Harrison’s. WAGS: Ah, that Beatle. AXE: Yes. Because Harrison wasn’t only a Beatle. He was also a Traveling Wilbury. WAGS: And it was no mean feat to be a Wilbury. Legends only need apply. AXE: Dylan and Petty used to make a game of it, in fact. They used to throw a name out there, and decide, in an instant, if that person was or was not a Wilbury. WAGS: It required some ineffable combination of wit, cool, and credibility. Like Jack Nicholson, for example. AXE: Wilbury. WAGS: Richard Dreyfuss — AXE: Great actor — WAGS: But not a Wilbury. AXE: And you, Spyros. It has become clear. Are not a Wilbury.
axe then fires spyros — for putting wendy in trouble re: ice juice and because everyone hates him — and spyros screams that he’s all the wilburys put together (roll credits!) as security guards drag him out.
as to my actual answer: honestly, i didn’t even know who the traveling wilburys were until i’d watched that episode of billions and, eventually, bothered to look them up. and i don’t have any intuitive sense of “ah, yes, of course jack nicholson would be a wilbury but richard dreyfuss wouldn’t” (or of disagreement with one or both parts of that) in response to axe and wags talking about it. i’ve seen billions fans on twitter and elsewhere assessing people as Wilburys or Not Wilburys, but it’s never occurred to me to do. (though it certainly is something to consider as an example of Subtext Becoming Text re: who billions considers Cool and Worthy in various ways and why.)
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Barbie as Rapunzel (2002)
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I don’t know if I can do this. How many movies are there? I sat through this. Did I watch it? Not fully. Look, I love the story of Rapunzel so much, and this ain’t it, friends. I’d been waiting for Disney’s take on this fairy tale for years, and this came first. Disney took this, chewed it up, spit it back out and made it magical. Tangled is where it’s at. 
From the beginning I thought the animation was a vast improvement already, but boy was I mistaken. 
Animation
Nope. Nope. That Rabbit is the most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. He looks fake and then has those hyper-realistic eyes. NO. My main note is that the animation looks like a bad Sims game. That works really well for a video game. Not for a MOVIE. 
A Strong Point
I’m being generous here. The Barbie movie studio really knows that they can follow a formula and that they can create a story that would mildly entertain toddlers. Once again, Barbie tells Kelly a story to encourage her to follow her dreams and face something she’s afraid of. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, I guess? The music was also kind of pretty. 
Sidekicks
We’ve already mentioned that freaky ass rabbit. The dragon, however, looked cool, but looked kind of like Spyro? Gothel’s sidekick weasel cat didn’t work. Creepy as shit.
Voice Acting
A wild Anjelica Huston appears as Gothel, which yes, is the fairy tale name of Rapunzel’s witch mother, and this wasn’t unique to Disney. The dragon was voiced by Cree Summer, who also played Kida in Atlantis: the Lost Empire, but also Susie in Rugrats. I knew her voice instantly. Props again to Kelly Sheridan for being Barbie and committing. 
Storyline
Rapunzel is an artist, but Tangled does it better. Rapunzel and Prince Stefan live happily ever after. What the hell is even this mangled version of this fairy tale anyway?
I don’t know how much more of this I can take.
Yours truly,
K
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A Look At Stuff You Probably Never Heard Of: Skylanders Academy
I’ve been thinking about this one for a while. It might interest you to know that I’ve been a fan of the Spyro series ever since it first came out on the PS1, which extended to Legend of Spyro (my favorite Spyro series) and even Skylanders. Which is why we’ll be taking a look at... Skylanders Academy!
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Skylanders Academy is a CGI animated series produced by TeamTO (a French animation company known for Rabbids Invasion on Nickelodeon) and Activision Blizzard Studios and released on Netflix as a Netflix Original Series. Obviously, it’s based on the Skylanders series of games. The first season aired on October 28th, 2016 with the third and final season airing on September 28th, 2018. It is also worth noting that despite being based on the games, almost none of the original voice actors were brought back, with the exception of Richard Steven Horvitz as Kaos, Greg Ellis  as Jet-Vac, and Patrick Warburton as Flynn.
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The series takes place in a different universe, largely different from the games. Unlike the original games, where the Skylanders are well-known heroes fighting against the forces of evil. In Skylanders Academy, the series largely focuses on the titular Academy, which trains future heroes.
The series itself has Spyro, Stealth Elf, and Eruptor as new students at the Academy. Given Spyro being raised and trained by the headmaster, Eon, he has a massive ego, not helped by how naturally skilled he is. Stealth Elf is much more level-headed, trying to keep Spyro in check, but tends to remain fixated on a topic and gets stressed very easily. And Eruptor is rather short-tempered, getting very easily angered and even being somewhat absent-minded. The three are assisted by Jet-Vac and Pop Fizz, both of whom are teachers at the school, who also live with the trio in hopes of trying to get Spyro’s attitude under control (with said attitude causing trouble and nearly causing disaster).
At the same time, Kaos, the mortal enemy of the Skylanders, plots to steal the Book of Skylanders, a mystic book that contains information on all Skylanders. And whomever holds the book can control the Skylanders however they wish.
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Being in an alternate universe, character relationships are completely different, such as Spyro being a new student, as opposed to the leader of the Skylanders. Similarly, several students admire Spyro for his skill, as opposed to the games, where they respect him as a friend, ally, and leader. And Kaos’ mother, Kaossandra, being more motherly and seemingly less evil than in the games.
Even some backstories are different, such in Jet-Vac’s. In the game, he came from a race of Sky Barons, who are granted magical wings upon reaching a certain age that allows them to fly. But when his home was attacked, he gave up his wings to a female Sky Baron so she could escape with her kids. Eon gave him his iconic vacuum so he can fly and fight. In the series, he just has it as his weapon of choice.
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While I myself enjoyed the series, it may not be for everyone. Largely do to it being much more comedic. Granted, there are still stakes and action, but the series is mostly a comedy, to the point of some characters being changed to better fit the tone; like the Doom Raiders. While still considered a major threat and incredibly powerful and dangerous, it’s not uncommon to see them bickering over trivial things. And Malefor (yes, that Malefor) really likes tacos.
It might also interest you to know that Crash Bandicoot appears and the episode follows the typical “character admires this new face and tries to emulate them, only to learn they’re just fine as is” plot. Specifically Spyro who admires and tries to mimic Crash; from his iconic spin or even walking like him (seeing Spyro walk upright looks so weird). Some people don’t like the fact that Crash could talk. And he has an Australian accent. Of course, his appearance in the show is because of him appearing in Skylanders: Imaginators.
The show also pulls from the games quite a bit. Like the titular Skylanders Academy, which debuted in Trap Team and served as the Skylander’s base ever since. And a few episodes feature the SuperChargers, from the Skylanders game of the same name. And the Giants show up on occasion and are considered legendary Skylanders.
However, there is actual lore and story; like underneath Spyro’s bravado, he’s actually secretly very lonely. Not because he doesn’t feel he has friends, he fully recognizes the others as his friends. But rather, because he’s the only purple dragon in all of Skylands.
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I'm not what you'd call a, multi-player online kinda gal. I largely prefer the single player experience, playing my game peacefully in my dark, dank cave, where I'm free to leisurely invest however I want.
So my reaction to Crash Team Rumble was - and still kinda is - lukewarm, I suppose. I've heard long rumors of the supposed "Wumpa League" for months on end, so already used to the whispers of What Might Be, I was prepared for the inevitability of a Crash Online Battle Arena Game.
I mean, I'll buy it, because I'm Boo Boo the Fucking Fool and Crash Bandicoot is my favorite franchise. And like, I guess I'll see how I'll take to the game as more information come along and once I actually play it.
Some other thoughts under the "Keep Reading."
I'm very glad they're sticking with the Crash 4 art style. Nicholas Kale's work is gorgeous and him and the rest of Toys for Bob's artists did a great job modernizing the characters. Like honestly, I think this is the first time I can genuinely say Crash looks adorable (precious iterations were hit-or-miss, personally.)
Shout-out to the Catbat character. According to Nicholas' tweet, he considered them non-binary when designing them. I'm not sure if the final product will reflect that since Kale only designed the character (he stated he has no idea what the end result will be), but I hope this will be the canonical outcome. This series was long overdue for an officially confirmed, queer character.
Okay, if I'm being honest, I'm not sure how long this game will sustain enough of a dedicated player base to introduce new modes, characters, and other doo-dads common in online multiplayer games. CTR: Nitro-Fueled hung on for, what, a good two years of extra content? But I kind of figured they always had an endgame in mind by slowly introducing as many of the previous Crash Bandicoot characters they could alongside complimentary racetracks based on or inspired by the series. It didn't surprise me that the developers stopped while the going was good. A battle arena game could potentially go on for years and years and like, while the Crash fandom is super dedicated, I don't think there's near enough staying power to keep enough interest the way a lot of other heavy-hitting online games (Fortnite, Final Fantasy XIV, etc.) have been doing for far longer. But I'm jumping the gun. I barely know what content will be in the game and what could possibly be brought forth to keep it fresh and interesting to sustain it. I guess my biggest fear right now is, what if they don't offer enough diversity? Bah, still too early for this kind of talk. It's not like I want this game to fail!
I got no guff with Alt. Universe Tawna, but this also makes me miss Original Prime Tawna. The remake games slowly worked to give her a personality and a purpose besides "Crash's Kidnapped Girlfriend", and I want them to keep doing that. I don't like the idea that Alt. Tawna automatically replaces her because I feel it undermines what Prime Tawna is potentially capable of. Can't we have both girls?
Also hell YES, Lady Tropy is in the game. God, I love her.
Look, whatever I feel about Crash Team Rumble, it's probably already gonna be a million leagues better than Crash Bash. That game was a tedious, boring disappointment. The bar is low, people!
I don't expect a deep plot for this kinda game or at least, for Crash Bandicoot, but will they set up a basic premise on why they're collecting these fruits? Enough that allies are fighting amongst each other? Or is this all in good fun? Is it gonna be like Crash Bash where they have to beat each other up because Aku-Aku and Uka-Uka has another bullshit rule or something?
Spyro as an unlockable playable character is inevitable, but my GOD, I feel so sorry for the Spyro fanbase. When will they get their Spyro 4?
Jesus fuck, how the hell am I gonna abbreviate this game? We already had a CTR! I can't call Crash Team Rumble "CTR", too! "CTRu?" "MOBA Crash?" Just "Crash Rumble?" "Cramble??????"
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I really wish to know more about your characters, I took the time to read your post about their specie and ngl I've wanted to draw one of your dragons for a really long time now (but alas real life happens. Not saying I don't want to draw them). So if you don't have some more drawings or photos to share, could you share some more information about them 👀 any will do
??? Anon?? You want to draw my dragons?? IM FLATTERED
Official ref sheet for Adra, Mira, and Jesse.
I actually do have some more images to share although they may be a bit outdated. Frankly real life also happens to me (thesis) and I'm not able to draw frequently. I won't lie, the design for my Saturnian dragons are based on Spyro. The first video game I've played pretty much, back on my old PS1.
Anyway here are some old images
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Adra and Jesse, last updated 2020.
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Ditto, in Skyrim's ebony armor. This is an eternal WIP in my drive, too lazy to finish it with armor reflections and shading and stuff. Last updated 2020.
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Adra in spec ops outfit, last updated 2017.
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Feral/European dragon form (not quite WOF, I haven't discovered WOF by this time) of Jesse, last updated 2018.
There are also some uhh... ehem... adult-oriented drawings. I can send them through private message if you want to.
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Earlier today I also shared the Saturnian lore with my best friend, and he asked me some worldbuilding questions about them. I'll paste some of them here, prepare for massive infodump.
Is this like written by the Saturnians pov or Humans? Since its like an exstensive look on Saturnians
Human observation, yes. Saturnians are very secretive on what data they want to share. Except basic census data, that is still fine for them.
Does the inter space travel from earth and satun back and forth exists?
It does exist. Their space travel enables Earth-Saturn travel in 3-4 months depending on orbit position of the two planets.
For comparison, Pioneer 11, the first Saturn space probe, reached the ringed planet after about 6 years (1973-1979)
also interplanetary space travel is now common? Like earth residents can afford tour to Saturn or is it still closed off to general public?
They use Saturnian ships to transfer people back and forth. Frankly no one really wants to wait 6 years to reach the ringed planet when it can be done within 4 months.
The agreement that the two races had to make to get permission to board Saturnian ships was lengthy. Even then human passengers are closely supervised to make sure they don't "steal" technology.
its interesting that if Saturn itself is 'alive', does the Saturnian revere every land that they built upon and try not to damage or relentlessly build on them and have lenghty process to learn if the soil should be preserved and everything like that?
They try to build… what's the word… respectfully? Responsibly? One of the two. Minimizing altering the landscape and build on whatever is there for them to use.
They claim to be able to "speak" or "hear" from the planet itself, a concept that's truly out of human comprehension. Whether it's actual extrasensory perception, a form of indirect communication with other individuals, or simply just a belief is anyone's guess. They have words for things that humans can't define. And the fact that their life expectancy is 5 to 7 times longer than an average human is already well beyond human comprehension.
They've been around for more than 1.5 million years. Modern humans (that is, homo sapiens) have only been around for 200,000.
whats saturnians blood color? Do they have the same blood types like humans
It's black, nearly void black. Blood types, I haven't done that far on worldbuilding. I may just left it out for simplicity.
also what they were look like in their tribal stage before being one of the most advanced race in the universe? Also if we ever venture outside Saturnia, will we ever find other settlements or civillizations or maybe ruins of Saturnians past?
They've conserved their history completely in digital media through augmented reality in almost perfect detail. This allows anyone in Saturn to access it for research purposes with minimal need to travel. Any leftovers of past civilization have been repurposed for building and manufacturing.
Currently they're experimenting with copying consciousness into digital media although the ethics for that is still debatable among various cultures and subcultures.
if Saturnia inspired from solarpunk aesthetics, does communal events exist? Like maybe a massive festival dedicated to Saturn or 'nature' in our sense or a national potluck day or smth like that, just wholesome communal events that connect with nature and everything
They still do in less populated areas. A bit difficult to do in large dense settlements, where instead it's done through virtual reality.
Saturnian "virtual reality" has successfully replicated senses like touch and smell, alongside visual and audio, by directly and wirelessly interacting with the brain stem and providing "fake" senses. Which means this has also allowed the disabled to partake in virtual reality events.
I don't have ideas for Saturn-specific social events right now, but once I do, I'll tell you.
did they ever harness nuclear power?
Fusion reactors, in extremely limited numbers and in very specific use cases. Majority of power is still harvested from wind farms.
i mean if saturnians are technologically advanced, they must've created a technology that can replace or repair limbs?
Prosthetics? They're not super advanced in medicine. They still haven't solved their low healthy birth rate issue. 1.5 million years and they haven't figured out why only 7 out of 10 to 11 of their eggs are able to successfully hatch.
Some cultures believe it's the way Saturn intended and they shouldn't try to figure it out, like why would one question how nature works. Some other cultures believe it's a hidden genetic code waiting to be unlocked, and then some other cultures also believe that doing so will just cause disaster.
If it was an alien utopia, they wouldn't need weapons like railguns. But here they are, still having internal issues waiting to be solved.
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