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voltrohgodwhat · 2 months

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Brain, unifying with fingers to mistype: Hey if you cook garlic bread into Zarkon shapes, does that make it Galric bread

#category: thoughts that would wake Hunk from deep slumber #the number of times I've been speed-typing and just casually misspelled Galra #Garla #Glara #Grala #and yes Garlic #GALRA #for the love of god let me type normally #vld #voltron #voltron legendary defender #mutterings

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sheyri · 29 days

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Reporting bots in the asexual tag is quickly turning into my favourite hobby

It's actually kinda nice of those bots to deliver a wide variety of content. Tiddies, nutrition supplements, travel, some arabic texts. I even had a crypto post just now!

And if you're not a bot, but wrongly use the tag on a post that has nothing to do with asexuality at all, you just get caught in the crossfire. Sorry not sorry.

#asexual #the bots won't win #this should get a wikipedia article or something #the great asexual vs bot war #practice run for denmark #yes i am fluent in sarcasm #garlic bread for the reporters #how to keep your asexual happy

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homoquartz · 5 months

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if you confessed your love for your best friend and they loved you back and you slept together for the first time and then got separated for months with no idea if they were alive or dead, and then you found each other again and didn't get the reunion you deserved, would that be fucked up or what?

#our flag means death #tealoranges #and yes this is also #garlic soup #jim jimenez #oluwande boodhari #bee scribbles #ink and color

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dansnotavampire · 9 months

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man it's so easy to not make fun of the name of an endangered language. how the fuck are so many of you getting it wrong

#yes this is about people calling Gaelige garlic. yes i am about to get murderous. there are only 8 hozier fans i trust #Hozier #as gaeilge #in other news the album has deeply tempted me to try and learn Gaelige again but I'm already doing horribly at the russian part of my degree

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dimsilver · 2 months

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I am eating well and there are daffodils on my table. basically: o death where is thy sting

#yes this is also about the laughing cow garlic and herb spreadable cheese

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cripsynapkinskin · 9 months

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Most Hozier fans will do ANYTHING but acknowledge the African-American influence that shapes most of his music. No one talks about it, and no one cares.

Rather let him be your "forest daddy", "fae king", "Irish dude", and all that stuff, and refuse to acknowledge some of the political and social commentary he's made, especially those that affect P.O.C. Rather put his folk music on a pedestal, and ignore everything else. Rather "go look another way".

I've probably seen about 2 posts ever, that talk about the African-American influence in "Take Me To Church", self-titled and "Wasteland, Baby", and almost everything. Everybody else just sees his music as cute cottagecore, forest folk stuff. It's almost as if "Nina Cried Power" (such a powerful anthem, with THE Mavis Staples) , "Almost (Sweet Music), "Someone New" and basically the whole of self-titled don't actually exist.

It's almost as if Hozier doesn't incorporate R&B, Soul, Blues, Gospel, Funk and Rock and Roll into his music, and it's almost if these SAME people don't enjoy it.

He mixes Irish with African-American and everybody only acknowledges and appreciates one side of that. How surprising. How shocking. 🙁

#hozier #unreal unearth #andrew hozier byrne #oh to see through rose coloured glasses #not surprising that they've took to calling Gaeilge “garlic”#preaching about “Butchered Tongue” but you're doing the same #ignorance is bliss #yes. i used “Anything But” in this post. i am currently obsessed with its fraudulent delivery but that is a post for another day

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theeflowerofcarnage · 1 year

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more from today!!

#ts4 inna cents #inna cents #Caleb vatore #ts4 screenshots #ya i dont really have the time to do anything more interesting w my sims lately so heres more from the bin !!1!111!!!#and yes this is the marsh house from when marnie was there by milgemilge #i made inna's room peep the garlic hanging on the window!! also made some recolored paintings for her room too!#me posing my sims together just 2 see if they have chemistry like this is an audtion and im the director 🧍#idk what inna yet...this is her human look and this hairstyle has grown on me

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blatterpussbunnyfromhell · 9 months

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Making a separate post because it bothers me but "gaelic" is not the name of "the scottish language", it's an umbrella term for the celtic languages of Gaeilge (Irish gaelic) and Gàidhlig, the scottish gaelic, not language.

(Not be confused with the brythonic branches of celtic languages such as Welsh, Brezhoneg, or Cornish.)

#languages #gaeilge #gaidhlig #celtic languages #gaelic #linguistics #yes this is about the hozier garlic post #butchered tongue #minority languages #indigenous languages #celtic nations

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thecatspasta · 3 months

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My favourite relationship dynamic is married for tax benefit good day

#jarthur #privateeyes #radiorose #helanie #dasira #malevolent #tma #the magnus archives #garlic breath #shipping #ship dynamics #yes all of these people are married for tax benefit despite their relationship presented in canon what of it

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asexualcloud · 5 months

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adding to my post with the garlic bread stickers, here r some pfps for u and ur bestie

i dont really make pfps so i tried to do the thing where you like put the pride flag on a characters face but whatever enjoy the bad quality posh besties pfp

#og panel in the rbs #nevermore webtoon #posh besties #annabel lee nevermore #prospero nevermore #i dont know if these will actually work as pfps i tried my best lmao #lesbian #garlic bread #ah yes #the two sexualities #lesbian and garlic bread

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rosymushrooms · 20 days

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trying out a new market display for my hand stitched pins ✨ will be adding some of these to my shop next week 🍓🍸☁️

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trashhole · 7 months

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I love starbee and vampires btw (dump)

I really wanted to draw star with a full fanged mouf cause I thought it would look cool and I have been obsessed with vampires lately because of that one scene in carmilla where the girlies have a bloody smooch fest.

What if the vampire you’re meant to kill is reeaaally pretty and wants to take a big ol’ chomp out of you??? What then???? I need to draw bee steaking star in the spark now lol. Starscream is just too hungry 😔

Some sillies. I saw this meme and knew what I had to do.

I took starbee with me on a train but the train I wanted to go on was eeping but it was still fun because trains are awesome

Photo credit to @leefyberrybread because my dumbass was too busy taking a video to get good photos 💀

#Jesus Christ the second image looks so compressed on mobile #vampire brainrot has taken over…#people joke that I’m a vampire actually because I’m allergic to garlic and have a awful sleep schedule and I’m goth #im also allergic to the sun #anyway love trains and starbee #i want to draw more starbee enemies arc #ok I need to sleep because my head hurts from blasting loud music in my ears for three hours on full volume on my comp #yes it was worth it it fixed all my problems #transformers #maccadam #starscream #bumblebee #starbee #tfe bumblebee #tfe starscream #soundwave #earthspark #hanaes scrapheap

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hyperesthesias · 9 months

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local asexual daydreams about garlic bread while singing fantasy by mariah carey

#yes this is exactly what im doing currently #ace pride #ace humor #asexual pride #asexual positivity #ace positivity #garlic bread #ace memes #asexual memes #asexual humor

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nanasketchdump · 23 days

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I feel an awakened French revolution sort of anger in me because I'm seeing Palestinians beg for money to save their families from mass slaughter and there's celebs paying $75 000, the price of multiple lives, to walk in front of cameras dressed as a bouquet and eat food with no onions or garlic in it

We need to eat you fuckers, fr

#met gala #free palestine #all eyes on rafah #every day hunger games becomes more real #yes they banned onions and garlic from being served #save rafah #eat the rich

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creepyscritches · 1 year

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What creamy garlic soup recipe do you use? :o

I use my own :)

Full recipe under cut.

Cream of Roasted Garlic Soup

Ingredients

4 - 6 heads garlic (6 only needed if heads are under 2" diameter)

1 sweet onion, chopped

5 cups chicken stock

1 1/2 cups heavy cream

1 1/4 cups finely grated parmesan (shredded will not blend into a smooth soup, grated is a must!)

4 tablespoons cornstarch

1 1/2 teaspoon oregano

Olive oil

Salt and pepper

Cooking steps

Preheat oven to 350°F. Cut tops of garlic off to expose cloves. Place cut-side up in small square of aluminum foil and wrap loosely, leaving the tops of the garlic visible. Sprinkle a pinch of salt and pepper over the exposed cloves and drizzle olive oil over entire head, making sure to get a little on every clove (wiggle that olive oil around and it does the trick. Olive oil AFTER salt and pepper helps the seasoning to seep to the bottom of the cloves = yummy and easy). Tightly wrap the foil around the heads to completely cover the garlic. Keeping cut-side up, place in baking pan and bake for 45 minutes.

While garlic is roasting, heat a drizzle of olive oil in a large soup pot on medium high heat. Add chopped onion and stir to fully coat in oil. Cook over medium high heat, stirring occasionally, until onions just begin to caramelize (10-12 minutes). Remove from heat and set to side.

Once garlic is finished roasting and cooled enough to handle, press the roasted cloves out of skins directly into a food processor. Add cooked onions and 4 1/2 cups of chicken stock to processor. Purée until smooth.

Pour soup back into pot used to cook the onions and bring to medium low heat. Stir in 1 1/2 cups of heavy cream (add more cream for a milder flavor, the soup will turn out the same consistency!)

In a small bowl, create a slurry by gradually whisking 4 tablespoons of cornstarch into 4 tablespoons of chilled chicken stock. Once whisked completely smooth, slowly combine with soup while stirring continuously. (This step can be skipped if you don't want a thick soup consistency. It makes no change to the flavor.)

Gradually mix in the 1 1/4 cups of grated parmesan cheese. Add oregano and salt and pepper to taste. Add any type of pasta if desired (cheese tortellini pairs very well) and serve with fresh sprinkle of parmesan. May also be topped with crumbled fried pancetta or bacon.

If soup is too strong, heavy cream and chicken broth can be added at the end to adjust garlic's flavor dominance.

It can be frozen and saved, but when reheating be sure to gradually warm it so as to not separate the heavy cream. :3

#Creepy chatter #Garlic soup be upon ye

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definetelynotavampire · 2 months

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GUYS!!! GUESS WHAT... Tomorrow i'm gonna get so many cool rocks!!! AHHHHH I'M SO EXCITED :D some of them are red-ish hehehe AAAND some of them are really smooth~ also some of them are quarz but i'll have to haggle for them ._ . and i'll also get some cake but that is unrelated

#lmao 5 min ago i was drowning in existential dread but then i remembered that i'll finally get my pretty stones!!#i like to just stare at them and the knowledge that they are mine alone fills me with content #there was also a stone that looked like a joint and i'm hoping it's still there #rocks #fuck yes #hahahha #i'm so excited #garlic rambles

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