so anyway idk what's in the water over at gmmtv lately but between Joong driving everyone insane with his face card pics, Earth and Book getting b*llied and biting each other, FK being gayer than ever on main, TayGun making out on live and causing WW3 and Google doing them all dirty with their weird ass se*ual translations on top of everything idk what to think anymore lmao what a time to be alive.

taylor changing all her icons to be black and white (OR SO WE THOUGHT)

her website going down

her website not actually being down but fake being down with “dpt 321” and some scrambled letters being “red herring”

taylor at the grammys in a white dress!

best pop album of the year for midnights!

TAYLOR ANNOUNCING TS11 THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT (April 19)

the tortured poets department probably being a reference to joe’s group chat called the tortured men’s club lmao

ALBUM OF THE YEAR??? AOTY.

TAYLOR SWIFT FIRST PERSON EVER TO WIN FOUR ALBUM OF THE YEAR AWARDS

tour starts again next week?

gorgeous gorgeous girls run away from their problems to travel the world instead.

i've already seen you talk about this several times but i love it sm so please tell us more about dean getting soul-preggers

brother chef im so sorry for putting this off, I meant to answer this days ago RIP

ANYWAY the main explanation can be found from this ask if you wanna look there too but ill do another recap here

so the wip is basically: cas comes back from the empty, yay they get together, sexy times, emotional times and oops our emotions got a little too metaphysical and now some grace latched onto your soul and is currently forming a nephilim, and now we gotta do a spell, and finally end w some baby fun times. it combines a bunch of tropes and things I like and is overall interesting to me but who knows if it will ever escape the depths of google docs

I have a whole doc with a detailed map of how things would go in it but its unfinished but trust. if I revisit it its over for you all <3

on a side note, Quinn Fabrary was dressed as the lesbian flag during Valentine's Day, and we're forced to believe she was straight???

wheel spin of doom gen 1 recap

orson moody moved into tartosa in his mid-20s. a romantic, he met several lovers- one of which was a one-night-fling with a much younger woman that resulted in bear. meanwhile, he started sleeping with his manicurist, which resulted in a long and loving committed relationship.

bear's mother met her wife when bear was a few years old and they officially tied the knot when he was in elementary school. bear spent most of his life with them, going back and forth between evergreen harbor and tartosa every weekend, until his teenage years when he decided to move in with his father officially.

orson, bear, and gino moved into a townhouse in willow creek for better education as well as just to have a larger space to fit the whole family's lifestyle.

it turned out, however, bear actually held quite a bit of resentment against his father for what he had put his mother through, and he hated that orson seemed to love his new boyfriend over his mother and him. he was quite jealous over the new boyfriend- and this was made especially evident when orson skipped bear's birthday party in order to go on a date with gino, who then proposed to him. yikes!

it was evident orson loved his son and was trying his very best (even though he could be a bit egotistical at times), but that didn't erase the distance in his relationship with bear.

meanwhile, while the household had an extra slot, kirsten and alena, bear's mothers, decided to have another baby. chasity was a sperm donor baby born when bear turned 18.

on the morning of his wedding, orson had a heart attack that resulted in his death. bear didn't want to live alone with his dead dad's fiancé, and so he ran away to oasis springs, where he now sleeps on the living room pull-out couch of some guy he met on social bunny.

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Wait what is this about dominant bottom lexa? What did I miss here???

It's @bottom-lexa new Commander's pet au (that I simply gave a slight push into happening 👀) that features a dominant power bottom Lexa and a kinda submissive but also rather feral g!p service top Clarke in a darker version of season 3 which.... chefs kiss

wait sorry can you explain the 5sos5 thing?

SCREAM yeah i can my whole life story is explaining 5sos things okay so basically the new album coming out sept. 23 is called 5sos5, right? but they just announced today that they're playing a One Night Only event in london on sept. 22. that show is called "the feeling of falling upwards"

now, we can tell from merch that they're going to sell where the name has been crossed out that the title is Way Longer than 5sos5, so they could've switched it at the last minute. but MY theory is that they're going to pull a bait and switch and actually name the album the feeling of falling upwards because 5sos5 is a terrible title like oh my god

Since I couldn't post my stream of conciousness I wrote it all in a note on my phone

Tag urself

I'm 7 and 41

Sunday morning sleeping in <3

i miss gwyneth berdara :(

i wonder, how has her training been?

is merril still being harsh on her?

did she actually leave the library for nesta’s mating ceremony?

do the valkyries have anymore sleepovers?

has she discovered anymore valkyrie training techniques?

do nightmares still plague her in her sleep?

has she been frequenting the training pit after dark to train with a certain shadowsinger?

are they friends now? do they share bits and pieces of their daily life with each other when they train together?

pls send help - i need her (and az’s book) like i need my next breath 😭

“Cool, Humans freak out just like us!”

That’s what Gus is saying in the clip. 

So if I had to guess, this might be one of the times where Luz and co are trying to open a portal, clearly inside the Noceda household, and whatever happens with it may frighten Camila? 

In other observations,

1. Luz has the bi flag on her beanie, so the remaining “Luz isn’t out to Camila” purists can suck it once more. 

2. Luz and Hunter seem to have matching sweatpants. Hunter’s has watermelons for pockets. 

3. Hunter’s hair looks really nice animated. I knew they’d make it look good. 

4. Gus has some weird ear-coverings that seem to look similar to the phone Hunter’s holding. Maybe some means of communications, or even something to do with a potential portal?

5. Luz also has another pin on her beanie, which almost looks like the Oracle track symbol? It’s interesting. 

but seriously though. wtf is going on

What's actually going on is that there's an indie perfume company called sucrebeille that does a bunch of like funky and offbeat scent themes like "Cthulhu rising" or whatever. They apparently have a partnership with some podcast companies (maybe just rusty quill?? Is Old Gods of Appalachia part of the rusty quill network right now?) To do some tie in scents! Old Gods of Appalachia had one first, but then the Magnus archives got a tie in scent and the scent is specifically "Jon and Martin" and is supposed to smell like tea and old books and amber to kind of like. Represent their relationship. Now is making a fictional podcast romance into an Official Tie In Product Perfume a weird pull? Yes. Is it the weirdest merch I've seen? No I'm a comic book fan. I've been through the trenches I have the spiderman rock opera (NOT spiderman turn off the dark. This one is from the 70s and it's fantastic) but yeah. Jmart perfume. I bought the sample size (1ml for 16 bucks including shipping and some stickers) because I was honestly SO fucking curious and also the scent notes sounded nice. And now I might .... get the full bottle...maybe...

wish i wuz in luv