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pettygods · 1 year

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i had a dream last night that somebody posted a picture posing with my dad on tumblr with the caption “just met this cool bald guy! too bad he’s not real ):” and the tumblrinas ate that shit up

#kiwi.txt #in my dream i was like Hey That’s My Dad #and nobody believed me #so i had to drive three hours to his house to get a picture with him #even tho i have so many in my camera roll already #and i posted it on here so that people would believe me

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follivora · 8 months

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i feel so bad for JO i might buy like 20 prague tickets just so it isn’t such a flop here, i said straight away their ex-dickmanager fucked up so bad with moving it to bigger venue :(((

#esc artists are nobody here 😭😭😭#and nobody believed me

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lesducks · 2 years

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shoutout to that one time i watched frenemies as in the dcom at a friends birthday party and that same night wrote a fic about it

#i said the two girls were gay the blonde one and the skater one #and nobody believed me #so to convince them i wrote a oneshot #i do not remember writing it i blacked out and woke up and had 1000 words

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u3pxx · 1 month

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KIM KITSURAGI - “Is that. My kineema.”

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Something in him is about to break, *big time*.

EMPATHY - And it’s not going to be pretty, do something!

- DRAMA [Formidable] - Everything is fine!

- “Sure is.”

DRAMA [Formidable: Failure] - Surely he’s aware that he’s not the *only* person in the world who owns a Kineema?

YOU - “Is it really *yours*? I mean, plenty of people have their own Kineemas, right? Like working men, government offices, uh, firefighters I guess, maybe even animal control people? Exactly! A million different people who could’ve driven it into the uh…”

DRAMA - Pause, my liege! Ixnay on the Ineemakay!

YOU - “It could even be our *mysterious* joyrider!”

KIM KITSURAGI - Your frenzied babbling falls deaf to the lieutenant's ears. Instead, he approaches the broken vehicle, sunken in the ice. He moves with a caution and gentleness you haven’t seen him display before.

INLAND EMPIRE - It must be cold and lonely down there, in the icy water. Maybe he could sense its sorrow, calling to him…

PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Easy: Success] - His hands, which are always stiffly placed behind his back, are trembling.

ENDURANCE - This is the shuffle of a tired, tired man.

HALF LIGHT - He’s going to do something drastic because of you. Oh god, terrible! You’re a terrible liar! You can’t look at this, you just can’t!

VOLITION [Formidable: Success] - It's not *you* who drove his kineema into the sea. You have plenty of faults, but this one is decidedly not yours.

KIM KITSURAGI - He kneels down with his head bowed, casting his face in shadow. He plants a hand on the ice to stabilize himself, squinting to get a better view of the motor carriage. “Detective, it says ‘57’ on it.”

YOU - Sweat drips down your brow, and you feel a terrible headache coming. “Maybe our joyrider has an affinity for that number?”

LOGIC - He's not stupid, he knows that it's not that.

KIM KITSURAGI - “57.”

YOU - “What about 57?”, you brace yourself.

KIM KITSURAGI - “Precinct 57.”

YOU - You wince. “Kim, look-”

KIM KITSURAGI - “When I woke up in the Whirling-in-Rags with no memory of what happened during the days before, I've taken note that something of mine has gone missing.” He grits his teeth. "A very. Important. Something."

He runs his hands over his face, messing his already unkempt hair in the process. Regret creeps up on his features. “God. Fuck. They’re going to fire me over this, they’re not going to hear me out.”

EMPATHY - Desperation settles in the lieutenant's tone. Sadly, you find yourself in agreement, even if you don’t want it to be the truth.

YOU - “People are more valuable than machines, Kim.”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Not people like me.” He rasps.

YOU - “…”

KIM KITSURAGI - Before you can say anything more, you fail to notice the lieutenant carefully walking onto the edge of the ice. He looks over the frigid water, a dizzying blue that mirrors and distorts his exhausted face back to him.

YOU - “Kim?”

KIM KITSURAGI - Seconds pass as he looks to be contemplating something. Out of nowhere, he casually takes another step where the ice ends and the sea begins. It happens all too quick for the lieutenant to even voice a call for help— if he even wanted to — his body plunging into the cold water before your eyes.

YOU - “KIM!!!!”

uhhh bonus stuff? sorry i have swap au brainworms pfttt

(im not sure what skills kim has at the moment so rn he only has narration as his inner monologue ok whoops, i would like to keep harry as the guy who thinks in dialogue trees so im still figuring it out pfttt)

also, this was done bc i wanted to expand on these old scribbles of mine, just like an idea, i just think that he'd be having an even worse time wheezes

#disco elysium #kim kitsuragi #harry du bois #den's disco swap #disco elysium role swap #HI nobody look at the fact that. i am a novice writer at best DFGHJFGH #i had idea for some comic dialogue but it ended up being this instead whoops. i mean i could still draw this as a comic #anyways. i was like. trying to reverse engineer my idea of how kim can change into his bomber jacket instead of his uniform.#which. i dont think you can do with just simple convincing bc that thing is fused to him in spirit so there has to be like a good reason wh #oh it gets ruined! how? it gets like wet or smth! how'd that happened? he threw himself into the sea #also isnt it fitting that my memory problems is making me not remember the things that happen in disco elysium very well wheezes #so whoops if the characterization is a lil off lmaoooooo #but i have been trying to figure out how i want harry to be in this swap au #i dont think he's as well as he wants you to believe he is. and just the image of him pushing this 'youre allowed to be in denial about +#this' to kim about the kineema was so vivid in my head and idk if that tracks but hell. its in there now dfghdjfg #starry don't look #sunnysidedraws #sunnysidedisco

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tumble-witch · 9 months

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Give us blue-secondary-color Lady Noire you cowards!

#i believe in marinette dupain-cheng supremacy #and nobody can prove me wrong #miraculous ladybug #marinette dupain-cheng #lady noire #ml fanart #miraculous fanart #black cat miraculous #kwami swap #artists on tumblr #my art

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jazzkrebber · 6 months

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my boy will never be free

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egophiliac · 8 months

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so on the subject of the "Crowley is secretly Revaan/Laverne/Levin/please Twst give us his name" theory, I think my feelings are best summed up as "I don't really buy it, but it's funny". like, in all seriousness, I'm not opposed to it; I have enjoyed the writing in Twst so far and I'm willing to trust that whatever happens will, you know, make sense and not be terrible. but I'm just not really convinced by the current evidence! maybe that'll change once we learn more, we'll see!

with that said, may I propose a few alternate theories about the possible Crowley/Revaan connection:

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #on this installment of things nobody asked but i'm going to talk about anyway #disclaimer that this is mostly a joke please don't get mad at me #(legit no shade to anyone) (speculation is one of the fun things about an ongoing fandom and you never know what'll turn out to be true!)#more seriously i do think there may be some connection that just isn't clear yet #but the more little breadcrumbs we get about what revaan was like the more i think crowley just doesn't act like him #i adore crowley don't get me wrong #(yes he's a dipshit. this is a feature not a bug.)#but like.#not to harp on the scene about lilia's nrc invitation (i am absolutely going to harp on it)#i do not believe that crowley would go through the trash to fish out the pieces and put them back together and save them #just because it was lilia's. just because lilia might want it again someday.#crowley can ✨yasashii✨ all he wants but we know what he's like #and i REALLY do not believe that lilia wouldn't recognize him. i didn't believe it before and i extra don't believe it now.#then again i do tend to be incredibly off about speculation so! who knows! i will trust the writing for now!#i do 100% believe that meleanor would fall in love with the world's biggest dumbass and then double down super hard. that part tracks.#that said i have decided that ambrose being revaan is actually the funnier option just because it would make crowley SO mad #it wouldn't make sense for him to be mad about it and that would just make him madder

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lowpolyanimals · 7 months

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K.K. Slider from Animal Crossing: Wild World

#kk slider #dog #animal crossing #animal crossing wild world #thank you for your submission!#can't believe i haven't posted this king yet #he has the range!!#tell me your fav kk song in the notes!!#my fav official kk song literally changes daily but SO to: steep hill - marine song 2001 - go KK rider - DJ KK - KK Etude - KK Fugue -#KK Jonghara - KK Lovers - KK Marathon - KK Mariachi - KK Condor - KK Ragtime & ofc KK Disco although literally every song of his is perfect #fav unofficial kk song is KK Deja Vu #everyone go check out @kk-slider-covers-nobody-wanted #thanks op for outing me as a kk slider stan

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sciderman · 2 months

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this isn't THRIVING... this is FALLING APART... with STYLE

#sci speaks #the sci files #I’ve been chasing up a lot of strange symptoms I’ve been having that . haven’t been causing me pain but #you know . unanswered questions .#turns out I’ve been fighting a battle with my biology all this time and didn’t Know because I was fighting so well.#keep fighting sci .. keep fighting ..#I will WIN… Lord watch me I will win..#I have a tumor. his name is Lamar.#I’m gonna miss him when he’s gone. But he Has To Go.#the burden of being so good at coping . when something is actually Wrong nobody believes you

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marzipanandminutiae · 5 months

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brought to you by "The Myth of Lesbian Impunity: Capital Laws from 1270 to 1791" by Louis Crompton

when you first start studying queer history: sapphic acts have basically never been criminalized in any western society! so queer women have always had it easier than queer men!

when you delve even the slightest bit deeper: why do we still believe this

(OP cannot control who does and does not reblog this post, but she firmly believes that trans women are women)

#history #lesbian #lgbt #queer history #queer #could it be...misogyny?#of earlier historians not caring enough about women to delve into legal cases concerning us?#and of a long tradition of 'women have it easy in society' fallacies?#I believed this too! for the record! nobody ever gave me reason to question it and I am a PROFESSIONAL HISTORY WORKER!

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fancyson · 5 months

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thank you hbomberguy for finally vindicating my lifelong distrust of internet historian

#fancy.txt #hbomberguy #I KNEW HE SUCKED. I KNEW HE SUCKED AND NOBODY BELIEVED ME

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crunchchute · 5 months

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