AI this AI that. i don’t care. call me when they invent a strap you can feel

hey coach, sorry we cannibalized your team captain. in our defense, her pregnant gf said that's what she wanted and we are running out of meat rations and our developing bodies need nourishment. no, I get that it was absolutely terrifying to witness teenagers devour their former leader who was a symbol for societal expectation so voraciously and with such excitement, but you gotta understand we're hungry and the wilderness slow-roasted her to perfection. also you're probably next. xo.

not giving any nuance or context to this but i think olivia rodrigo is going to have the career taylor swift wishes she could've had

genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

pjo text posts 20/?

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season

merry ides of march

awards show season? ❌

ke huy quan selfie season? ✅✅✅‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥

annabeth: there’s a thin line between being a genius and a complete idiot

annabeth: percy and grover use that line as a jump rope

And next thing I knew, I was on a plane to Mexico. I didn’t even pack a bag. I bought a bundle of novelty shirts at a nearby gift shop. This one says, “What’s up, beaches?” instead of “bitches” for humor reasons. But you hate humor. Well, I’m a joke now, so it suits me.

Brooklyn Nine-Nine (2013 - 2021) ⏤ 6.01, Honeymoon

just found out walker scobell still attends public school and that is the most percy coded thing in the entire world

Coriolanus Snow in TBOSAS a summary:

one day you become an official searcher and the next youre in a wedding dress about to be married to a 10 foot tall one eyed man

ugh didn’t realize having a gf would mean I’d have to like take care of myself and shit how do I uninstall that specific feature. is there a mod for that?