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dancefloors · 2 months

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trying not to get irked by swiftie media illiteracy. I've retired! I'm out of the game!! but some of you are very stupid

#Like naur offense my eye twitches sometimes.#this time it was that post going 'omg how did she go from I'm a mirrorball shining for you to feeling like a pathological ppl pleaser'#like what are u talking about sis. that song is inherently about people pleasing and always has been.#what do u think 'I'll show u every version of urself'/'you are not like the regulars'/'still on that tightrope' meant #and don't get me started on the interpretations of invisible string post-joever #talking abt 'omg she was just making up connections how is a teal shirt related to grass'#LOIKE THAT'S THE POINTTTTTGAHENEJAHENRKSHDBEKXJSB #it's not actually about a fated love it's about being so caught up that you create the mysticism #the magic is there because I BELIEVE it is. the ordinary things are wondrous and fateful bc i CHOOSE to see it that way.#almost as if 'we can leave the Christmas lights up til January' was a song.#that one enrages me I can't lie. swifties are too dense to handle folklore I'm confiscating it u can't play with it anymore.

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thaliasthunder · 1 year

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every time someone makes a joke about percy's sarcasm using the word "persassy" unironically a puppy dies did u know that?

#im sorry my eye twitches everytime i see that word in this site #it makes me cringe #and i hate it bc i know most of the people who do it are like 11-15 #(or well i hope 😭)#but still #whyy #percy jackson #pjo #hoo #rick riordan #riordanverse #annabeth chase #jason grace #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #leo valdez

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writeouswriter · 1 year

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If I ever have a character mention a modern app like Tiktok or something in one of my stories, please assume I’ve been bodysnatched or am being held hostage somewhere.

#writing #writeblr #writer things #this also counts for Snapchat or tumblr #personal pet peeve hearing characters say the names of modern apps it dates them so bad 😭#makes my eye twitch??#I’m not bitter about Wednesday what nooo haha #unreality #tw unreality #just in case #doesn’t count for things like YouTube #at least not quite as much because it’s longer established it feels a little less strange?#I still don’t really want it mentioned by name??#Facebook is on thin f—king ice #i realize tumblr is old enough but it feels wrong rules of tumblr same as fight club or whatever #there’s just this trend that reeks of show creators or book writers trying to be hip™️ with the teens™️ and it feels forced as hell #steve Buscemi hello fellow kids vibes except I like Steve Buscemi #not that it can’t be done okay in moderation but grr argh something gaaahh #modern slang in books and shows too is eye twitch because it’s idk how to describe it #it’s phrases that go in and out of style in months so it’s dated before it’s even debuted and it’s used unironically #like an adult thinking kids still use old style text speak and junk and !!! idk okay!#it just bugs me leave me be 😭#textpost #writing humour #if it’s integral to the story I begrudgingly submit to you #but petty as I am I closed a book preview for a gothic horror book when they mentioned Spotify instead of just said listening to music

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faunandfloraas · 3 months

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No but actually coming from someone with fine wavy/curly hair who had some hair loss and lots of issue I really and truly wish I could sit down and talk with Chan because he really needs someone who understands curly hair to get him some products and show him what to do and he also needs to stop using heat. Like no straightening. No hair drying. Or at least very sparsely.

#like i think the reason it makes me so Eye twitch is bc I've been in a very similar spot #i get it. i loved straightening my hair loved colouring it too #but i didnt colour or straighten it for a good long while and it did help #didnt cure me! but it did help.#and my hair got back to the spot where i could colour it again without as much issue #and mind you i do sometimes curl my hair or blow dry it for special occasions like im not a be all end all never do anything to it again #person. honestly thats why so many methods and stuff always put me off bc they were so dramatically like NEVER DO A SINGLE FUN THING AGAIN #but with him it'd be interesting to see 6 months with no colouring (including black! black is better than bleach but it still damages!)#and especially no straightening/blow drying etc.#i think that would really help determine if those are the things causing trouble or if its something else #bc hormones and stuff can also do it #like at the end of the day i think hes lovely but its p clear his hair is something that bothers him and idk #i would like to see him get to the point where it isnt as much of an issue #also still ascertain he'd look good with it short but thats just me #anyway Woah long tangent Sorry #its all said with love #also he doesnt have super tight curls like my dad had Tight curls #but his are def more soft/loose so thats a factor too

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panlight · 1 year

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Panlight Poll: Genre

Edward had always thought that he belonged to the world of horror stories. Of course, I'd known he was dead wrong. It was obvious that he belonged here, in a fairytale, and now I was in the story with him.

What genre of story do the supporting characters think they are in? Does Rosalie think this is her and Emmett's romance? Do the human kids think they're in a coming-of-age novel, or a gossipy high school YA novel? Would the wolf shifters agree on what genre story they are in, or would they all have different perspectives? What about the Volturi?

#panlight polls #this quote still makes my eye twitch tbh

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carmineline · 1 year

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me: *does not stop complaining about the aos movies*

also me:

#LISTEN #it’s legit like some of my favorite casting choices ever #i cant help it #i can and will eat up any version that gives my man’s sulu a bigger role okay #even tho I do bitch about the unecessary Spock uhura romance the entire time #HES GAY #and so is she #and she’s too good for him anyways sorry not sorry #also the personality changes kinda make my eye twitch it’s by far the least of the crimes #spirk #like frankly it’s ridiculous how obvious the attempt was to squash all shipping stuff #with that weird romance #especially because it would have made more sense for Kirk and uhura given the ending of the original show #but they chose Spock deliberately #and yet the chemistry between pine and quinto was still too strong lmaooooo #Spock and Jim are just like that #you cant change the homoeroticism without completely ruining their dynamic #but boy they sure tried it!#star trek aos

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the-jester-doc · 6 months

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Hey, do you want a pallet of sour candy? I kinda bought too much. Nobody came trick or treating...

:(

AAHAHHAHAA I’LL TRADEJA FOR SOME CHOCOLATE CLOWN NOSES!!!!!!

#fun fact i have such a low sour tolerance that sometimes normal ‘sour’ fruity candy makes my eyes twitch #like lemon heads or sour patch kids #i still eat it though sigh

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theyellowhue · 2 months

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Ya'll wake me up when a new AePete fic drops

#its been years and yet i am still here yearning for AePete #like we never saw their reunion on screen and that makes my eye twitch a lil #AePete #love by change the series

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thegoblinwitch · 10 months

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finally went to bed at 4:20 am (which seems to be the pretty consistent time i've been going to bed for the last couple of weeks, regardless of any attempt by me to go earlier), took nearly 2 hours to fall asleep, kept waking up during the 'night', woke up with my alarm at 9:30 am... it is now an hour later and i am so fucking tired. the only reason i'm actually bright eyed and bushy tailed (for a value of bright and bushy, let's be real), is 'cause i'm getting the new(est) tattoo in a couple of hours. yay! the things one does for tattoos. 🤷‍♀️💀

#tattoos are self care #fight me about it #so fucking tired #my eye bags have bags #please kill me now #it's the first tattoo on my legs #(the hip/high thigh one doesn't count)#i really hope i don't accidentally twitch #she'd stab me to death #(my tattooist)#which fair (but still)#on the plus side #one of my moots #(you know who you are beanpole!)#made me actually try peanut butter cups #and i am now slightly addicted #they make for very handy and smol bag sized snacks #for when you're going for a 3h long tattoo session

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heartapnea · 6 months

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what the fuck is boycott fatigue. the whole point is not doing the thing

#starbucks releases some ugly new christmas cup and people piss their pants #idk why I’m surprised #I remember when it came out that crunchyroll doesn’t let their employees unionise everyone was up in arms #yet a week later most of my dash was posting about watching the jjk movie on crunchyroll #like be serious #it STILL makes my eye twitch lmao

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buckynats · 8 months

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Is this tumblr live thing on the navigation bar just a fixture now on mobile because if so I'm abandoning mobile immediately

#already hit snooze (which I realize it now says it'll snooze for a month not just 7 days) but the icon is still there #don't be moving my icons around tumblr I'm a creature of muscle memory and shapes I don't actually LOOK at the things I'm touching #and I don't want to be pressing it all the time #fuck off #r.txt #and the New banner won't go away which makes my eye twitch. begone.

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dogbunni · 10 months

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BRO I AM SO STRESSED AND I AM STARTING TO SUFFER REAL MEDICAL CONSEQUENCES

#licherally i have high blood pressure and have to have further testing done soon #and ive had a twitch in my left eye for over a month now that will not go away #sleeping like shit #skin picking at an all time high #headaches too and my disability flaring up like ive got it going on man #all because of my cat #i love his dumb ass too much #but by god i dont know what to do anymore #he's an indoor cat but i cant fucking keep fleas off of him for five fucking minutes?????#he gets monthly spot on treatment and is always wearing a flea repellent collar #and i brush him with a flea comb daily and am still pulling live fleas off him #i give him a flea pill every day that i pull a live flea too #and ive treated the house with flea killerore times than i can count #SP WEHRE ARE THE FUCKERS COMING FROM???? GENUINELY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH MY CAT???#he has feline HIV too so him constantly biting and scratching at himself is dangerous. he gets infections easily #and the flea bites cause allergic reactions too becaus. FIV #so hes an unhappy itchy scabby boy and i have to keep him in a cone to stop him from doing more damage to himself #ive been back and forth to the vet and they just make me buy the expensive one dose prescription flea pill which does FUCK ALL #i got quotes to fumigate the house and i cannot afford it #to be fair this is my parents house but they aren't going to pay to get this place fumigated #its a shithole thats falling down around their ears and its all i can do to try and keep this place liveable #it gets harder and harder to live here every day #idk what to do anymore. how do i fix my boy. how do i fix this house. how do i fix my family. i cant even fix myself IM FALLING APART TOO #a well rested blood pressure of 165/104 IS NOT GOOD FOR A 24 YEAR OLD #man what do i do. what do i even do.#i wish i could move me and the boy out to a safe place of our own that isnt mouldy and infested and leaking and asbestos ridden #but im too disabled to work and get like. £600 a month in disability benefits to live on #most of that just goes on food and flea treatments and vet bills for the boy anyway #sorry this is all too real for my fan blog on the webbed site #but idk who else to scream at. i dont have anyone to lean on. IM the one everyone else leans on

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animutate · 11 months

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also more on that some of you. um. no one in particular comes to mind but some of you circa 2021 were not normal about pico being schizophrenic. thats all i am going to say

#the yandere hcs were too common it was fucking weird. i still see it sometimes but ive had all of his ship tags blocked for 2 years #so i dont know if its that common anymore.#and like him being an obsessive ex boyfriend and HATING gf for no reason other than shes dating bf and like wanting to kill her.#that kidn of hurt as a gf irl to be honest but its whatever im fine. eye twitch #i dunno im not schizophrenic but you do see how its weird to make the one guy who is an ultraviolent twisted cycle path right.#i love my bf so much you are all weird about him /nbh #special interest tag

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thefangirlofhp · 1 year

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*corporate managerial email voice* Hey team! Are you planning anything for the upcoming Elriel month event? I need to know how many boxes of tissues to order. If you could kindly let me know, that’d be great. Keep up the good work!

lol genuinely asking though. I love ur work sm 💜

Dear Voice Channeling that of a Corporate Manager Email

No.

Best regards,

me.

#ask #anon #on my life i have Nothing.#it is weird but looking at the prompts Ive practically done all of them before and i didnt have it in me to recycle or #rewrite something ive done before #i have in my something for the anniversary of apaixonar #which coincides with the month but even that i am not confident will come through #may is the busiest month of my life #and honestly for a while now it has felt like im talking to myself over here with the content idk it’s just not as exciting to share #not like it used to be #you post something you’ve given up an entire day to make and all it gets in response are like a couple of likes and some empty reblogs #which My Peeps any feedback is fine but something about the silent engagement has been making my eye twitch for the past couple of months #its a lil discouraging #So yeah i wasn’t rlly encouraged to make anything for this month #but still who knows. Who Knows honestly

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nastronde · 1 year

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people who also forget that vash canonically has massive anger issues irk me as well

#battle litany #my eye starts twitching severely. the POINT is that not killing people can be hard for him sometimes!!#sometimes he DOES just wanna pull the trigger! and yet he doesnt. he struggles and chooses not to in the end #he gets annoyed kinda easily. hes kind of a bitch. he was the skeptical one about humans initially #and that being said he is still a kind loving person who adores mankind in the end. but he struggles with it sometimes #and thats what makes him so interesting #DONT FUCK WITH ME IVE BEEN INSIDE HIS BRAIN FOR ALMOST A DECADE NOW

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