the-jester-doc
[[ Now With 100% Less Damns To Give. ]]
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last fictional character in ur camera roll just adopted u
(Yes I did do this only because I want him to adopt me. Fuck off)
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and whoever the fuck sees this
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AAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!!
[[Hijinks pulls down a list, yakko warner style, and points down the list]]
NO TOUCHING NO HUGGING NO SMOTHERING NO GRABBING NO SQUISHING NO CONTACT AND NO MAAAHAHAHAHHAAKING ME REPEAT MYSELF AAHAHABOUT IT!!!!
[smothering you in kindness.exe]
[[sidestepped]] NOHOHOPE!!!
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[[ oh, I’ll leave you too be, then. ]]
—hyper gives you a shittily decorated cake and the en rummages in his inventory. He pulls out a small, very soft… plushy…… thing. It’s kind of just a soft creature with dot eyes and long floppy legs.—
[[ uh, the thing is for dashes. Hope she feels better soon. ]]
haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]
[ HIJINKS!!! ]
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[[ hyper.sprite.texture.2 DEACTIVATED ]] [[ hijinks.emote.run >> NEGATIVE ]]
[[ how have you been..? Good birthday so far? ]]
haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]
[ HIJINKS!!! ]
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AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JAAAAHAHAHAY!!
[[he shoves a bundle of balloons into your hand]]
haaaahahahhahaHahAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
[[Hijinks appears behind you in a puff of confetti and what sounds like the happy birthday song played on a harpsichord]]
[ HIJINKS!!! ]
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[smothering you in kindness.exe]
[[sidestepped]] NOHOHOPE!!!
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[[ red creatures <3 ]]
@the-jester-doc
little trickster god :3
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[Jace tries to get up, but his stomach bleeds more]
—I kneel down and cover Jace’s stomach with a hit box to stop the bleeding—
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[He flinches for a moment, before relaxing]
[[ can you stand? ]]
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[He looks like he's been beaten down]
[[ I’m taking you to a hospital. ]]
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[Jace is curled up in a ball, laying on the floor, and bleeding out]
[[ fuck— what— ]]
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I can do a few slinky tricks irl
La virgen...
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Well, thanks for making me food...
[[ it’s not a problem ]]
—once it’s done I serve two bowls and give you one—
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I'm sorry I almost hugged you, you just make me so... happy.
[[ mhm, you aren’t the first or last for that, I’m sure. ]]
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What was that?
[Jace asks, while admiring the kitchen]
—I sigh and start making chili— [[ no one ever has or ever will remember my phobia, will they? ]]
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Thank you!!!
[he almost hugs him, but quickly pulls his arms away, trying not to be overwhelming]
—I mumble something and then lead you to my brand new, physical kitchen—
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[[ Hijinks is always a noun, you can check a dictionary. In this case it’s just a proper noun, cause it’s his name. ]]
*You notice a green orb by a nearby corner*
*It seems to be dormant*
—hyper narrows his eye at it—
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