every ship playlist i make simulator:

1. [gutwrenching melody that perfectly captures every major theme that makes this pairing so compelling, with lyrics so appropriate to their specific situation that you could write an entire essay on them]

2. hot to go! - chappell roan

I think Bruce was a chip off the ol block

the way they like each other is. unique. to say the least.

thorin was only mean to bilbo because:

1. thorin doesnt like having feelings and how dare he he attracted to this hobbit

2. thorin was concerned for bilbo, and to hide it he kept telling bilbo he should just go home, ‘cause then he would he safe.

i rest my case

A zosan fanfic writer could write Romeo and Juliet but Shakespeare could never write a zosan fic

im sorry but if you dont like annie and think she is a selfish and a bad person you are wrong and dog would hate you so sit back and think about your life a little bit.

I only know Danny is gonna be so much sluttier in the new year.

"Rayhawk canon" not in a shippy way but its a warning like that deranged ma yelling on the street corner holding a Bible and 'an end is nigh' sign

Also okay so the newest guapoduo debate on twitter is what vision they’d have in genshin impact and I’ve been playing genshin since 2021 so I’m literally an expert and:

Cellbit: Dendro vision, catalyst user (off-field support type playstyle, like someone setting up elemental reactions)

Catalyst basically means he’s a magic user, but he’s 100% the type to shape his magic attacks so that you’re being attacked by magic shaped by rose thorns

And Dendro visions represent those pursuing wisdom or intelligence while not fitting in with the rest of the population. Add that to Cellbit constantly carrying around flowers and him spending hours looking for and planting trees, and he’s gotta be a Plant Guy

And then:

Roier: Anemo vision, claymore user (on-field dps type playstyle)

Claymores are just big powerful fuck-off swords with some of the highest damage outputs in the game. But also? A majority of the claymore users in the game are supports, so Roier could easily pretend to be one while kicking ass as a dps

And Anemo visions represent freedom, but they’re always given to people who have lost very important people in their lives (like a parent or a brother or a best friend.) Roier has lost literally 99% of the people in his life and he wants to do whatever he wants, so Anemo just fits, y’know?

oh unrelatedly there should be a second pride month in fall/winter so us northern hemisphere queers (northern hemis-queers for short) can rock rainbow sweaters, jackets, coats, scarves... like we love summer pride but it's a very sweaty experience. you know how designers sometimes do mini collections for summer or winter along with their main spring/fall lines? yeah we need like two weeks of late autumn pride to go with a full month of summer pride. people handing out hot cocoa instead of water bottles. vendors selling pride flag mittens and hats. ICE SKATING, which is already super gay-

ZELDA ENJOYERS! HOW WE FEELING ABOUT GORGUG STILL LISTENING TO ZELDA'S PLAYLIST IN COMBAT!?

Bill world-famous-renowned-bestselling-author Denbrough does not run his social media sites. He doesn't even know the passwords to them. One time in the beginning he posted some weird shit and/or accidently posted to his public story something about Bev pegging him and his social media rights got yanked away so fast. His team runs them. He's not allowed to have them.

Same thing with Richie. His team runs his social media accounts bc he couldn't stop posting shit like 'Rating my Lovers one to ten on their noodle slurping ability' and yes he actually meant noodle slurping. Didn't matter- banned from his own accounts.

He makes a fake fan page for himself so it's okay. It's pretty popular too and his fans have no idea it's him.

okay hear me out

you see this? it's the same thing as this

Patcap fic is just 'these two men have never felt an emotion like a normal person ever'

fob is short for fobert