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hakasims · 2 years

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What If I Just Ranked Every Single Luca Marinelli Character From The Least Hot To The Absolute Hottest?

Based entirely on how a character looks and literally nothing else. Let’s go.

21. Andrea (La grande bellezza)

Sorry, dude.

20. Fabrizio (Nina)

Maybe he would be higher if I could actually see him.

19. Diabolik (Diabolik)

Nice widow’s peak, asshole.

18. Saint Joseph (Maria di Nazaret)

It’s the constant dumb expression on his face for me.

17. Ettore (Lasciati andare)

He looks like shit but at least he’s got flavor.

16. Mattia Balossino (La solitudine dei numeri primi)

He’s fine, but he’s nothing special.

15. Paolo (Il padre d’Italia)

Let’s be real, he’s sweet but he’s nothing special either.

14. Valerio (Slam - Tutto per una ragazza)

I know you guys wanna bang him. I guess some people just like risking STDs for a quick disappointing fuck.

13. Roberta (L’ultimo terrestre)

The absolute queen. She would have been higher on the list with more appearances and a better wig.

12. Nicky/Nicolo di Genova (The Old Guard)

Those sideburns, man. Also when there was an actual theory going around that Nicky was made ugly on purpose for this movie, do you expect him to land in the top 10? (He’s not ugly btw I’m just quoting you guys.)

11. Loris (Il mondo fino in fondo)

He’s hot and that’s the only thing he’s got going for him.

10. Gabriele (Waves)

He’s hot like Loris but in a more refreshing way.

9. Cesare (Non essere cattivo)

He’s hella cute y’all are just haters.

8. Fabio (Lo chiamavano Jeeg Robot)

He’s very hot and he would have been in the top 5 if he washed his hair more often.

7. Guido Caselli (Tutti i santi giorni)

You don’t need me to explain why he’s so high on the list.

6. Martin Eden (Martin Eden)

If you’re curious why this one is so high on the list, ask literally every movie critic who was waxing poetic about his beauty.

5. Mickey Miranda (Die Pfeiler der Macht)

He’s hot and slutty and he looks like no Luca has ever looked. Saint Joseph wishes he had those curls.

4. Milton (Una questione privata)

He’s like Martin Eden but softer, younger and with kinder eyes.

3. Fabrizio de André (Fabrizio de André - Principe libero)

He’s so soft and beautiful and his hair is so silky.

2. Lui (Ricordi?)

There’s just something about him that is so arrrggghhh that I just couldn’t put him lower.

1. Primo Nizzuto (Trust)

Like there could ever be anyone else at number 1. Puh-lease.

#luca marinelli #and his movies #and his hotness #ranking #super important

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authorangelita · 5 months

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@12percentplan This is the video of Zachary Levi talking about how great of a mood god was in the day he made Matt Bomer 🤣

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#zachary levi talking matt bomer #and his hotness #as one does #not my video #but i appreciate it so much #Youtube

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taeyamayang · 1 year

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bleached my hair to reversed kita shinsuke style

technically... it's not lol it's two toned

and matched it with my overgrown pixie wolfcut

#hopped to grey tone #yeppp #mayhaps can i have kita's wits too #and his hotness #hq kita #kita shinsuke #haikyuu!!#i promise i didnt mean to make my hair appear like his' when it's down #peas.tmi.sessions

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blessyouhawkeye · 4 months

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just found out that not only has dolly parton been married for nearly 60 years to the same normie ass guy who owned a road paving business who and i quote "went to a single event before swearing off hollywood forever" but also he looked like this

and all i have to say is. good for her.

#that is frankly the dream man if you're a pop star #hot. quiet. has a job. minds his business. that's what she deserves #dolly parton

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segretecose · 2 months

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i don't think gym muscle counts. i think you should put on muscle from ploughing the field. rowing a boat. spending your days at the loom weaving intricate carpets. things of that nature

#they'll put abs on anyone and say here now they're attractive #brother in christ you juiced that man within an inch of his life and locked him up in a gym #that's not hot that's sad. you know what's hot? uneven tan

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thisistoji · 3 months

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TITS

credit: wanko

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colorsofcharcoal · 2 months

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they’ve established curly hair supremacy

#percabeth #percy jackson #annabeth chase #i heard leah taught walker hot to take care of his curls so I took it as a percabeth headcanon and ran with it #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #pjo series #my art #percy jackson fanart #pjo fanart

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weavile · 1 month

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junior year glow-up??????????

#riz gukgak #THE GUKGAK #fhjy #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #im like. mildly obsessed w his tattoos.............................#(waking up at 3am in consternation realizing riz is hot)#this is like 1/8 sketched in a feverdream idk if its worth posting em all

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mobius-m-mobius · 6 months

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#obsessed with their priorities

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hunnam · 6 months

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@BeefyPeaches on Twitter

#BeefyPeaches #usermichi #userdylan #smoking #pecs #Mine #i made a certain gif of him flashing and shaking a certain part of him but deliberately left it out #if you want to see it go to his twitter #I been following him for ages only just occurred to me to gif him #he's so damn hot

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hualianschild · 3 months

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tumblr should have a pin comment button but shoutout to this one <3

#my man is a softie but not weak #xie lian is so strong and powerful in so many ways I'll fight anyone who pushes that weak naive bottom stereotype on him #like THIS IS THE MAN WHO HAS BLOOD ON HIS HAND #and a certain ghost king finds it super hot so #win win #tgcf #xie lian #tian guan ci fu #san lang #hualian #mxtx #heaven officials blessing #danmei #hua cheng #heaven official's blessing

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im-still-watching-anime · 4 months

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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB

apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally

#ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #klapollo #ace attorney incorrect quotes #the last one isn’t even his confidence tbh it’s just a fact #he says it like he doesn’t ALSO want klavier gavin carnally though which he does #alternatively:#apollo at klavier in court: *sweats* he’s so hot and competent #apollo at klavier outside of court: um…hello….you are kind of really nice🥺👉👈#disgusting #im obsessed with them #preordered the new trilogy of three games i already own today😌#$60 of my very hard earned money right into that #and i cant even regret it im SO excited #all the extrassssss #PLEASE go look at the aa twitter account to see the art extras btw #they’re SO fun #apollo justice trilogy really being about 75% of my will to live rn

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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littlekitty-69blog · 6 months

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pangloss-artee · 4 months

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my little meow meow

#matthew lillard #william afton #my art #digital art #fanart #artists on tumblr #drawing #illustration #sketch #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #fnaf movie #god he's so hot #they could not have chosen a better actor #also please look at his hands #springtrap

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myrkulitescourge · 5 months

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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me

just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.

like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.

in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.

how am i supposed to act normal about this.

#i need to lay down #just drop this in there right at the beginning why not!#that’s INTENSE. and completely sincere considering his demeanor at the party. god #he’s so… nice. in the romanced epilogue. i expected him to be a little smug and jokey #if tav told him the others weren’t doing so hot without the two of them around #but he takes it so genuinely and with visible disappointment?? literally shocked me #i thought he would say oh of course their lives have taken a turn without our impressive leadership lol!#and then redirect into something a little less flippant #but man. he just gets sad. astarion six months into a loving relationship is like a stray cat that instantly gets cuddly when you adopt it #dude went cotton candy marshmallow saccharine sweet in a HEARTBEAT #bless the others with your presence he says. i’ll always be here he says. we have forever after all he says.#head in my hands. how could they do this to me #astarion ancunin #astarion bg3 #astarion #bg3 epilogue spoilers #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #bg3

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