the pit stop in hatchetfield stream reminded of this tinky and ted drawing i never posted. tinky takes all the dead teds and makes a new one out of all of them and this absolutely does not backfire on him
This story contains NSFW headcannons and SFW headcannons
• The first time he sees you literal heart eyes-
•I mean you guys don't even have to be dating for him to not talk to other girls
•he thinks that it's disrespectful to even look at other girls now that you've officially introduced yourself to him
•talks about you all the time, to Bill, his dad, even Deacon
• literally looks at you like you're a fallen angel
• attached at. The. Hip. He never leaves you alone
•he'll walk you to every single one of your classes
•shares everything with you! He brought some gum to school? he brought 3 pieces (you, him, and Bill)
•he let's you pick his outfits when you ask
•compliments!!!
•you guys share clothes. Not in the way where he gives you his coats. I mean he'll take your socks 😭
•genuinely loves listening to you talk, he'll sit there for hours just staring while you talk about how practice is going or rehearsal, or just your day? He's all for it and ready to hear about it
•matching outfits...
•so many photos of you in his room...all over his bookshelf, his desk, even in his drawers
•he truly thinks you're the most beautiful woman he's ever seen
•I think he's low-key self conscious about not being very smart or good at sports, he thinks you can do better
•kisses no matter what, you haven't brushed your teeth yet? No problem, chapped lips? Ted literally could not care less, you could spit in his mouth and he'd be happy
•takes any kind of affection he can get
•I just know he gives the best hugs ever
•Tells Bill ALL about you
•doesn't pay attention in any classes except for health because he wants to learn about menstruation because you're always complaining about your 'period' so he wanted to know what it was (he got a c+ in heath and you were insanely proud of him)
•your parents don't like him because he's 'stupid' and you could 'do better', so he sneaks into your room almost every night
•has cried to you about his dad and how pressured he feels before
-NSFW-
•ok so I know not a lot of people will argue but like, hasn't even thought about actually having sex till you guys get together
•so so so thankful when you give him any sort of pleasure
•honestly submissive
•will finger you for hours on end
•doesn't like public sex, he doesn't want to do anything that could result in you being uncomfortable or exposed because he wants to be the only person to see you like that
•loves when you pull his hair
•giving you pleasure gives him pleasure
•came in his pants one time while eating you out
•the first sexual experience you had together was in his bed with you jerking him off and he finished in under a minute
•eye contact!!!!
•the first time you ever came around his cock he went absolutely fucking farel
If you have any ideas about Ted please share because I have lots more to say!!💕
This line from bill and ted’s bogus journey has not let me know peace because of the implication that bill and ted have seen the Exorcist III. Like, it’s 1990, you’re going to the theater to see one of the greatest most terrifying horror movies of all time and you just see:
"hey bill"
"yeah ted?"
"this gemini killer dude is heinous"
"yes my esteemed colleague ted, but his performance by brad dourif is MOST triumphant!"