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flippityflapjack · 1 year
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rugwurm · 1 year
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Don't Americans get tired?
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Capitalism and global warming are going to kill us all and this is what you fuckers spend your time doing
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"Why would you go to the doctor? It costs money. Just die."
Koseki Bijou, 2024
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rainbowgod666 · 3 months
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Now you may have no idea wtf was my reason to post this. But see, my reasoning is that the same person that doesnt see anything in videogame records (or anything fun in general) has a biological defect that can be summed up in phrases such as "Hostile Architecture Is Actually A Good Thing" and "The Minimum Wage Shouldnt Be Increased, You Are Just Lazy"
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aropride · 8 months
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bus schedules from my school to the mall . it's like 20 minutes by car ..
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dougielombax · 2 months
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What kind of IDIOT thinks that a falling acorn is somehow the same as the sound of gunfire????!!!!!!!!
Fucking shitpig gunfucking morons!
Stupid creatures!
Thoughtless, low brow piggy-eyed homunculi with no conversation and less intelligence than whelks! (WHELKS!!!)
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It sounds like something these two fucking dimwits would do!
Fucking MORONS!
Fucking hell!
“tHEy SHOulD hAvE coMpLieD¡”
“iT iSn’T EAsy beiNG A CoP!”
Oh PIFFLE!!!!
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box-is-real · 22 days
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y'know im sick rn and gonna miss school and i was thinking about how, after a pandemic that locked everyone in their houses for months, and killed over 7 million people, you'd think places like school would be more understanding about sickness. and then they literally incentivise going to school sick.
in my school you can have a total of 5 absences, even if they are excused because you were sick before you lose your exemptions for finals. They also have a little raffle if you miss 0 days of school. This is in an effort to stop people from skipping school.
but the school is actually encouraging people to come to school sick so they don't miss out on skipping finals and missing rewards, while most people who actually skip don't care about exemptions or whatever tiny raffle reward the school is giving out.
and like there have been at least 4 times this year people have gotten sick and still come to school, getting other students and teachers sick.
like im no expert but also it is fucking stupid to ignore that forcing kids to come to school when they are sick causes illness to spread.
like, wow, we punished people who don't come to school even if they're sick and a whole bunch of students and teachers got sick????????? who could've predicted that???????
Also for anyone wondering why the school changed its policy on absences, it's the reason anything happens in america: money.
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titobitex · 1 year
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niko prolly paid like $10 for his outfit and they replicating it for $139 the fuck!!
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puppybeast · 9 months
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i can't get a job because i can't drive a car because i can't see because i don't have vision insurance because i can't get a job because i can't drive a car b
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natsuki-bakery · 10 months
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˳⁺⁎˚ ꒰ఎ America moodboard !!໒꒱ ˚⁎⁺˳
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•Sfw interactions only | read my dni !
•Don't repost and claim as yours ! Reblogs are okay but not reposts !
•Happy Independence Day America !!
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Yanks - who desperately want to be ruled over by a king - are genuinely furious when other people try to make the world better.
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ao-ninja · 6 months
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how did i never notice that there's one single time kinji wears a tshirt and it has a burger on it, he is everything to me
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Ah news years. That time of year when you suddenly wonder why the fuck your neighbors have so many guns. Seriously. What the fuck there's at least three different bullet pattern sounds that have gone off why do you need so many you live back road you dumbass.
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rainbowgod666 · 5 months
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The tag has overtaken my main gimmick
Its THAT bad
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greetings-inferiors · 11 months
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Where did you find out that Fahrenheit/Celsius was a thing, and there were parts of the world that used a whole different temperature scale to you?
For me I believe it was a smosh video or something where they were recording late at night and said something along the lines of ‘it’s funny because I live in ‘hot area’ it’s like 90° but I feel cold’ and I did a double take like ‘90°??? WHAAAT’ and for a brief second thought that A COLD NIGHT IN AMERICA WAS 90 DEGREES CELSIUS
A quick google search later and I found out that they used a different temperature scale to us, and was very confused by it.
Years later and Fahrenheit still baffles me, as does all imperial units.
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