would you stop with the god damn pronouns
you say this yet use the pronoun "you" in your sentence. curious!
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charden is like. yes they have fucked nasty. no they do not like each other. yes im smashing their faces together like they’re my own personal barbies and i’m a little girl who doesn’t know what being a lesbian is yet. yes they’re traumabonded deeply in love with each other. yes they are boy best friends.
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Accidentally killed Cheyanne (the dog) in like the first battle mission and had to reload my last save 😭
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Um who the fuck is Turner Hayes? What the fuck? No, seriously. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
Timmy Turner ass here being adopted by Bruce?
Heeeeelp!
No. No, no, no. Nope! Nien! Nyet! Never again!
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one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method
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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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really love dynamics that are like 'it honestly doesn't matter if you view them as romantic or platonic, the point is that they love each other. the type of love is inconsequential, all that matters is that it's there'. gotta be one of my favorite genders.
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