I think one of the worst sins a wangxian fic can commit is when they put wwx and wen qing in a loveless sad marriage just for cheating drama because you know if they stayed in a loveless marriage they'd probably just be doing it for platonic marriage tax benefits, which wwx would be THRILLED to do. It's like his enrichment toy to go through all their bills and tax forms and rent and find any inconsistencies he can call an agent to fuck with about until they come away with charges taken off. And of course this takes a huge burden off of wen qing, who's the main breadwinner keeping wwx's part time ac-cunt-ant part time semi legal freelance electrical engineer / witchery enterprise running. And of course when wwx meets lwj he can have the big dramatic I'M MARRIED! pearl moment when he sweeps him off his feet and lwj is like . "What. Don't cheat on your wife, that's extremely selfish wei ying. Think about her feelings". And wwx is like "nooo we have like a mutually beneficial relationship. Like she's the alligator and I'm the bird that picks dirt out of her teeth . Or she's the shark and I'm the remora . You know. But we could be different. Like 2 lions having too many incidents of gay sex to cite on the incidents of homosexuality in animals wiki article."
And then they kiss
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Mafia Soukoku headcanon: Dazai does sleep (unlike how most fanfics write about him being an insomniac), but he definitely has some messed up sleep schedule.
Chuuya, waking Dazai up: It's time to wake up!
Dazai, eyes closed: Whoever interrupts me from my eternal slumber shall be cursed-
Chuuya: Fucking wake up, it's 6:21 am!
Dazai: Too earlyyyyyy
Chuuya: You went to bed at 5:12 am!
Chuuya: Two days ago.
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ASMI GET OFF TUMBLR AND GO CLEAN YOUR ROOM. WE'LL STILL BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE DONE
I AM CLEANING MY ROOM. I TOOK A BRIEF BREAK TO TAKE ROXIE DOWN TO PEE BECAUSE OF COURSE SHE NEEDS TO PEE AT 3 IN THE MORNING. TWO STRAY DOGS RAN AT US BARKING. I SAID HELLO TO THEM AND WAVED AND THEY WERE CONFUSED AND STOPPED AND JUST SORT OF WATCHED US WHILE I CHATTED TO THEM IN THE DARK EMPTY STREET.
BACK TO CLEANING. GOOD OMENS CALLS BUT IM BEING A GOOD CHILD AND CLEANING SEE.
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Ok, but now youve really piqued my interest. What do you think Deimos looked like pre-infestation? And, yknow what? Even if you dont yet have the skill to draw it well, do it! Make a shitty landscape sketch of the Son of Mars, the personification of terror himself!
ohboy this ask activated my worldbuilding worms..
probably not that different from how it looks now:
a barren stony wasteland.
except it used to have 30 hour days. i say "used to" bc it seems deimos stopped spinning over time (possibly due to the infestation tearing it apart and making it lose momentum), locking our part of the moon in permanent night. which is. bonkers to think about.
limited terraforming couldve been done since it seems like it served as a research facility outpost for the entrati first and a home second, so just enough has been done to sustain life (which might be even limited to the region around the necralisk, who knows).
they mightve introduced pioneer organisms:
simple, resilient flora like grasses, mosses and shrubbery (like the blue plants we see by the necralisk entrance. the wiki speculates they might be remnants of the original vegetation which i like)
and a small selection of animals: insects, fish and pre-infestation variants of the vulpa, preda and avichaea to propel and maintain the ecosystem.
which can give us a barren, desert-like biome:
think nevada desert but in space? i guess? the grass is supposed to be tiny shrubs but i am not drawing those sorry
besides that we also have plenty of entrati ruins littering the plateau:
like remnants of a suspended road system.
the buildings(?) that housed the requiem obelisks
and other facilities (some of which seem to have collapsed below the surface and lead into the iso vaults)
so i came up with this messy thing thats mostly headcanon, speculation and wild guesses based on what we can find around the necralisk and what i think is cool:
(inclusion of the garden based on sons dialogue (iykyk), attached to the necralisk for convenience. with extra roads. for convenience)
this was fun to brainstorm and i had the game open in the bg while drawing to make sure i got things semi-accurately. im not trusting everythings position on the landscape 100% since a lot seems to have shifted around or is like. missing completely (the roads that lead off the plateau and into the infested abyss. fun!) which imply that the drift used to be bigger before the infestation tore it apart
thanks for the question! i hope this was... helpful? insightful? a fascinating glimpse into my sleep deprived and overthinking mind because i pulled an all-nighter for this and am going to bed now?
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beau wanted to show off his tits and i wanted to show off his unstyled hair and eyebags (a compromise was reached)
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