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Wtf i take a break to draw some ranchers and???? Perimeter gone????? Im in shock and awe what is WRONG with them /aff
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some yoohankim kisses
#orv#omniscient reader's viewpoint#kim dokja#han sooyoung#yoo joonghyuk#yoohankim#kdj is bad at receiving affection while hsy and yjh are very good at it#yjh is the most tender of them all#hsy is a bit more on the teasing side but she can be very very sweet#kdj..hell learn its ok#sorry its all just sketches um. i cant do anything else ALKSJHD#smh yjh looks different everytime i draw him god
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That middle child feel when you’re the one who successfully gets you and your siblings out of trouble only to immediately get jumped by them afterwards
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rise leo#pouring one out for all my fellow middle children 😔#Donnie betraying his fellow middle child like this…even being the one to throw him under the bus first smh#no but like if I was Leo here I’d be like wtf guys#it does make me wonder if Leo constantly was the one who got them all out of messes#and in turn the main one who took the fall if his attempts failed rip#we kinda see this often in the series tbh? where Leo takes point when it comes to talking out a situation#maybe it started very very young as seen in this short#(actually there is no ‘if’ Leo was the one doing this he literally WAS at least twice as tots from what we’re shown)#side eyes Bug Busters where Leo gets his bros out of being turned into clowns and immediately gets blasted 😭#no thanks in sight#can’t even blame him for being a sore winner there I would be too lol#and then he gets thrown off a building like man all around an f tier day for Hamato Leonardo#side note but Leo’s face stripes look especially pink in this lighting and I really like when we can see that pinkness because it looks cute
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I’m now realizing I could never be in Starfleet. The spoons are too weird
#FORGET that it doesn’t exist that isn’t what we’re doing here today#yeah all those designer Star Trek spoons are very fancy and wrong#big spoon? die. little spoon? yes thank the stars you’re here#TINY SPOONS FOR LIFE#I feel a similar way about the forks#starfleet silverware#BUT I am VERY INTO THE CUPS so maybe we can reprogram the replicator just don’t let captain Jway do it#I probably should’ve realized my neurodivergence sooner huh? smh
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Shot by Carol, on one fateful Saturday morning
#the bumper sticker made me cringe so hard but ya'll can't tell me he doesn't have it smh#darryl is so stiff in photos.. you just know he has no idea what to do with his hands#also Carol originally wanted to take a pic of Grant but you know he really hates it... she couldn't convince him to come out of the car#not me spending hours on the Honda website staring at pictures of Honda Odyssey 2018 model from every possible angle#and one last thing - how tf did carol let darryl get away with buying a $40k 7 seat car when they're a family of 3?? Only Matt knows I gues#aaaand if you read all this already - can you spot the Charleston Chew? >:3#darryl wilson#grant wilson#even though it's mostly his shoes lol#my art#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dnddaddies#dndads s1
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@the-ghost-trader - ooooh, i love this! it has the potential to be so incredibly sad, too, like poor Damian just trying to carve out something normal for himself only for it blow up in his face
BUT, shockingly, i'm not about the angst today! not yet anyway 😇
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“So, how was your day?”
Despite his answering groan, Damian likes this. This. This whole… thing he has with Danielle. With Ellie.
And, yeah, he’s not exactly told any of the others yet, but can you blame him? For wanting to keep something, anything, to himself. Wanting to keep this small little slice of goodness he’s managed to carve out, untouched and unmarred by his family, by their other lives, by the rogues, the vigilantes, the assassins, everyone.
“That bad, huh?”
Being with Ellie is freeing. That’s the best way to describe it.
She knows. Damian surprised even himself when he told her—not about the others, mind, but he supposes it’s not hard to put two and two together and Dani has always been smarter than most—but it’s the best decision he’s ever made, and no matter what the niggling little voice in the back of his head says (the one that sounds suspiciously like Father), he can’t bring himself to regret it.
He won’t. Because having Ellie know gives him freedom.
She’s a safe place, a hand to hold, a warm, welcoming presence when things inevitably turn ugly. It’s the freedom to just be normal when everything else in his life spirals into stranger and more stressful missions.
“Richard is being insufferable again. I do not understand his incessant need to know everything about my life.”
“Oh? What’s he done now?”
“I was subjected to an hour long interrogation about my love life, like it’s any of his business. It’s infuriating!”
“Ugh, tell me about it. I get the same thing from Jazz, constantly. It can be suffocating.” Ellie says as she curls herself tighter into his side. “But it’s just how they show they care.”
“Yes, well, sometimes I wish he wouldn’t—”
“Hey!” Ellie pushes herself up to glare at him, punctuating her shout with a soft whack to his arm for good measure. “What have I said about using that word?”
“Yes, yes,” he placates with a roll of his eyes, “‘Be careful what you wish for.’ I apologise, it won't happen again.”
“Damn straight it won't.”
She maintains eye contact with him for a second longer before tucking herself back into his side, squirming around with a long, contented hum that Damian can feel rumble through him. He smiles and doesn’t complain even when he has to shift to give her more room after a particularly strong elbow jabs him in the ribs. It means leaving the warm patch on the couch, but he’s rewarded with another long, happy moan as she settles and Damian can’t bring himself to mind.
Ellie constantly makes noises. Little mews and hums and laughs and songs known only to her. It reminds him of a cat, sometimes. He likes it. It calms him down; it means she’s happy, so he's happy.
They settle back into the cushions and Damian lets the subject drop, not wanting to spoil the moment. Outside, the wind changes direction and from where he’s laying he can watch as the snow starts to come down thick and heavy. Hopefully it’ll mean a quiet night's patrol.
“Is that why you haven’t introduced me yet?”
“What?” He can't help it, he stiffens at the thought of losing his secret, of the scrutiny he'll be inviting if he lets anyone know.
“Are you worried I’ll embarrass you?”
Damian’s eyes snap down quick to reassure her, only to see her light, teasing grin. He lets out a breath of relief. It figures she wouldn't worry about that.
“Of course not, don’t be absurd. You could never embarrass me.”
“I don’t know,” she muses, her voice taking on a dangerous lilt, “that sounds like a challenge.”
“Believe me, having been subjected to Father’s Brucie persona at every gala I’ve been to, it would take a lot to embarrass me.”
“Alright, bet. I’ll get you, just you wait.”
“You’ve already got me.”
She flicks him on the nose. “You’re such a sap.”
He hums his agreement, enjoying the tinkling sound of her laughter. And then, before he can think otherwise, he asks, “Is that why you haven’t introduced me?”
“That’s different,” she scowls. “You know how hard it is to get there, there’s no signal, and Danny only gets a break like—oh, Ancients!”
Damian gets another elbow to the ribs as she bolts upright, a manic grin on her face that has him laughing.
“What is it?”
“It’s the holidays! It’s nearly Truce Day! You know I said I had a family thing around Christmas?”
“Yes?”
“Well, do you want to come to it? I can introduce you then! I mean, it’s going to be a bit formal and you’ll have to meet everyone, not just family. There’s going to be some banquets, you’ll have to sit through some long speeches and you have to be on your best behaviour at all times, okay? Absolutely no fighting, it’s called Truce Day for a reason!”
“What?”
“Yeah, it’ll be perfect! I think Jazz is going in a couple days earlier to help with the preparations, so I’ll get her to let Danny know—and fair warning, he will try to give you the shovel talk, but this is great! It’s Truce Day, so he can’t actually do anything about it!”
“I’m sorry, but you're going to have to explain a bit.”
“Yeah, I know, it’s a bit much—but that’s family, right? Danny can get pretty protective over me, which is why going on Truce Day is the best time to do it! He can’t even command the Fright Knight to stab you! It’s genius!”
“Ellie, what?”
“Like, yeah, sure, he’s the king, but even he has to obey the rules of Truce Day—and then once you’ve spent all day with him, he’ll see that you’re a fantastic, wonderful, kind, brilliant, smart, strong, capable person and he’ll get over himself and everything will be good!"
Damian collapses down onto the couch, the wind knocked out of him. This is… He had not expected anything like this at all. For all that Ellie talked about her family, she had never mentioned this.
“Did you… did you say your brother is a king?”
“Yeah! High King Phantom, have I…” The manic grin slips off her face as she turns round and notices Damian. “Have I not mentioned that before?”
“No. No, you have not.”
“Ah. Sorry. Probably should clarify that I’m also a princess.”
“Right. Yes, that follows.”
“And I’m not really his sister, I’m his clone.”
“What?”
Damian blinks and tries to say more, but he has no idea what he’s meant to do with… any of this information.
Normal. He thought she was meant to be his normal. Nothing could have prepared him for this.
Not that it changed anything, of course, of that he was certain. It’s just… a lot to take in. Overwhelming. But it's okay! He takes a deep breath, and another, and a sense of calm washes over him. Ellie makes one of her little hums as she cocks her head to the side to consider him and he can't help but relax at the normalcy of the sound. It'll be okay, he's dealt with stranger and he can deal with this.
“I’ve, uh… I’ve told you that we’re half ghosts, though, right?”
“What?”
#dpxdc#danny phantom batman#danny phantom crossover#damian wayne/dani phantom#do they have a ship name? probably but idk it sorry#this was fun!! damian is strong and smart and capable and he won't let this stop him!#sure it's a shock but what does that matter when he has the love of his life by his side!!#he can get through this! at least his girlfriend's brother/original/...father? can't get his knight to stab him#that's a point in truce day's favour - even if damian is regretting asking to be introduced#in ellie's defence she thought he knew! he's slightly liminal himself she just assumed he could pick it up! ... he could not.#when they actually get there damian loves it - he fits right in with all the ghosts#there's a little adjustment period where he is VERY prickly with everyone but he gets the hang of it very quickly#all the ghosts are very impressed with his willingness to throw down and he has to be reminded by a very stern ellie that it's TRUCE DAY#stop fighting!!#ah i really enjoyed this thank you for the prompt! i hope you enjoy it too!!#as always it came out a lot longer than i intended - i don't know why i even bothered with the whole 'five sentences'#it was obvious i wasn't going to stick to it smh#anyway i hope you liked it!!#(also but sorry i prefer to call her ellie sorry i know i'm in the minority here haha)#my writing#(shit how is it four in the morning eep)#cab writes
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IS BARNABY NEUTERED
THE PUPPET??????
#HUH?????#WHAT THE FUCK ARE THEY GONNA DO? SNIP A STRAY THREAD????#im cackling! what the Hell are you talking about!#they are Puppets!!! they don't have anything!!! they're smooth all over!!!#damn... got this ask so Unprompted... what brought this on smh#its like pointing at someone's stuffed animal and going 'does that thing have its tubes tied'#my guy does it fuckign What? the plush toy??? you're talking about this absolute Object???#rambles from the bog#humoring this ask is gonna have consequences i can feel it#and also i know from experience </3#there's a certain point you reach in blog 'popularity' where you start getting the weirder stuff like this#i mean this ask is Very tame. Very Tame. yall would not believe the shit i've historically gotten on my dc blog. my god
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Me every time I see I don't care so long as he's kissing Will takes being held as superior for their supposed "neutrality" knowing damn well that even on the supposedly 'better at catching what the DB are doing' side of fandom a lot of people don't actually give af if Mike Wheeler has nuance, depth or personality (bc he's easier to project their I identify with Will & he deservers happiness idealizing that way):
#I'm sorry I'm just. ANNOYED.#'i can't believe people just gloss over Mike's wants to keep him in a relationship' the call is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE#so long as their fave gets the boy it doesn't matter. and yet they don't realize how they are exactly the same as people they shit talk#people say the same EXACT shit about El 'being happy? to trash bylr??? how do you not realize this??#and then having the audacity to get mad at people who intentionally parse through Mike for himself and give HIS actions reasoning. like?#you can dislike the boy all you want but let's not pretend you don't use him as a stand in for whatever personality you like#because you don't have the capacity to believe he has his OWN wants desires needs and motivations OUTSIDE of Will OR El smh#the me tag
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poor lil lad, he dont get your joke 😔
i have been. very tired TwT work is good but very physically demanding, so have a wally doodle while i rest a lil bit and make some more stuff
#please reblog if you can!! 💖💖#pov you tell wally a joke#poor lil guy doesnt get them smh#but he'll still laugh for you -w- to make you feel good#him laugh 💖#i love this lil guy so much i swear#need just a bit of time to recover TwT#work is fun though!#would be hell if i had to do it for a long time#but is just a weekend thing so is all good -w-#anon speaks#anon rambles#anon's art#anon's doodles#welcome home#welcome home puppet show#welcome home arg#welcome home art#wh wally#wally darling welcome home#welcome home wally#wally darling#wally#anon rambles in the tags
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grumbling forever and ever as I make a reference of the general layout of the aether foundation so I can actually know where everything is in it >:(
other references I pulled from to try to figure this thing out:
#oceandi speaks#ultra flare arc#aether foundation#using these to make a reference in#acnh#so that I can actually know where lysandre's stuff is >:(#grumbling grumbling grumbling#anyways the fact that all the storage is spread out across both basement floors and the office spaces explains why guz is always#carrying boxes around KFJHSDJKF#I'm doing this instead of finishing my friday update because I don't wannaaaaaaaaaa do line art#guz also doesn't get his own office smh#the most he gets is a little space in the front entrance area 😔#sigh. this is also going to be useful for my pieces au oneshot dnd session thing. when I eventually have the time to finish setup to run it
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guys in an incredibly funny turn of events I am on the cusp of figuring out how to lucid dream and its mostly because since I've gotten into Sandman I dream sometimes feat. Dream of the Endless who I KNOW as the King of Dreams IN-dream.
So I'll be sitting there watching this scrunkly guy in my dream going "oh shit that's the Dream King, holy shit am I dreaming?-" and then I usually get yoinked out but. Girl we gettin there. We gettin there in an incredibly ironic way but.
#dream of the endless#lucid dreaming#its so funny actually#i'll see him and be screaming internally and its usually fine but#if i make eye contact with him in-dream i get booted that moment#which is nuts#and all the dreams with him in them are SO vivid and i can remember so much of them usually#absolutely wild irony#robin keeps reading me for filth bc this time dream was doing like#fucking PT or something for a messed up shoulder when we made eye contact#and robin's like “girl let the man do his business smh”#anyway#dense's ramblings#personal
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"mephisto's a straight guy!!11" sorry you are objectively incorrect <3 i will be claiming him now...........🏳️🌈
#i still cant believe i ever had to read that smh#thirteen mephisto and raphael all feel like such gay characters to me because the straights just cant appreciate them like we can tbh#obey me mephistopheles#obey me nightbringer#obey me#obey me shall we date#this is from the ur memory card from the last event if anyone's wondering#i spent so much effort on my diavolo + mephisto side account for my solmare appointed mephisto gruel#despite the fact that i legitimately hated that event#it was worth it ig it was kinda cute <3#i do hope the crumbs mean they'll become options soon
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my dad when we buy FOOD: oh my god??? you guys need to economize, we are in a CRISIS
my dad when he buys 3 cigarette boxes a day and 2 bottles of booze: yippee!!!
#like yeah we do need to economize but we also need to eat LMAO#we already cut out all meat what the fuck do you want!!#he's like omg guys stop spending my drinking money on necessities!! can't you guys starve a little so i can get drunk? smh so inconsiderate#can't forget when he complained that we ate eggs that he bought and we were like yeah you're right sorry#we should've waited for them to hatch instead my bad
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Wait wait wait
You do witchcraft???
That's so cool! I had no idea there were other witches in the TMNT fandom!!!
What kind of witchcraft do you practice?? Personally, I deal mostly with divination, but I'd love to hear more about other people's crafts!
I do! ^^ Though admittedly my practice has been a little bit dormant as of late because I sort of fell out of habit after An Event which was a Bit Disruptive to My Life lol. But I guess I kind of dabble in a bit of everything? I dunno if I could pin myself down to just one kind of practice yet, I still sort of consider myself a Baby Witch. But I really like making little spelljars and casting candle spells and things of the like, and I've been trying to learn tarot for a while now! I also really like making and drawing sigils... For a while part of the joy for me has been just Learning New Things.
^ ft. gecko enclosure and tail lol. BoS and altar not pictured.
#ive got kind of a budget witchcraft thing going on lmao#coz thats kind of my fav part of it? that you can kind of just do it however a little bit so long as you have like#intention and are mindful#all my spelljars are the bottles that vaccines would come in at my old workplace (i used to work at a vet office!)#and since we would mostly just throw them out i could just take them and repurpose them so now ive got a ton#ive got a small collection of crystals coz i like those#my practice is a lot of meditation and grounding and mindfulness and shit like that#blah blah blah tricking myself into taking care of me etc etc#for a while i would. like. every day meditate ground and choose an intention for the day#and pick out some pocket crystals to bring with me that matched that intention#but then my schedule got fucked in eight different ways = 3 = so im working on getting back to it#eventually lol#honestly i love talking abt this stuff and would love to get back into it/meet other ppl who do witchcraft its been a hot second since#like#ive truly indulged...#asks#anon#witchcraft#witchblr#i gotta follow some witchy blogs smh lemme know if yall have any suggestions
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I also feel old whenever I look at the newer sagau fics
nah cuz what happened..i was there for the birth of this au when it was a handful of people vibing and everyone knew like. everyone now its everywhere and im walking back into it like a year later and everything is on fire LIKE....damn im just old huh. ya'll evolved while i was gone. not that its a bad thing but im like ????? tryna navigate all the new au's and content + writers..
#asks#the-white-void#img block#i was like what. 19 when i first joined....now i can legally drink who let this happen. im OLD and CREAKY now.#shaking this fandom around in a pringles can BACK IN MY DAY-#smh they have it good now finding sagau content for what u want was so hard depending on what u were looking for#no tsaritsa takeover either smh i gotta do everything myself /j#carving out tsaritsa sagau all by myself it aint much but its honest work#thats still my brand idc im her number one fan#furina is also my brand (soon)#OKAY ill shut up abt being old now zzzzzzzzzzz#taking my creaky bones elsewhere#(to nap for 24 hours)
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Actually, now I think about it, Barnaby will put his face in Howdy's fluff whether or not he's unhappy.
SO true. maybe im just very tired but im getting the mental image of him like... tugging on Howdy's apron like "hey c'monnn im so unhappy rn im seriously so angry, just gimme the fluff itll fix me right up-" In The Middle Of The 'Busy' Store. and im finding it extremely funny
#absolutely no shame smh#frank starts herding julie and wally out of the store#howdy shoves barnaby out asap and quickly creates a No Dogs Allowed sign#cue barnaby staring through the window with the biggest shiny puppy eyes while everyone shops and howdy tries to ignore him#he's literally at his job... so unprofessional... having the fluff out is NOT work attire...#rambles from the bog#laughingstock#yassified howdy <3#adding this to that tag cause like. well you all know lmao i dont have to explain Jack#oh god its 10 am? its 10 am. i need to go to bed#OR DO I#yeah i do....#i have to make a tiring phone call at 6 im gonna need all the energy and mental fortitude i can get#i will fall asleep picturing these shenanigans
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