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youjo senki is fucking hilarious actually
like you can summarise the entire plot as
"capitalist asshole with the soul of a reddit atheist gets pushed in front of a train by a guy he fired, after which he pisses off the god in charge of his reincarnation so much with his hubris the deity isekais him to a world on the brink of a great war, forcefems her, and slowly brainwashes her while putting her in a position where she has to work as what is basically a militarised magical girl for an empire we the audience are told in advance *will lose the war*"
like that's the story
how do you even come up with this? what's even the message here?
doomed military magical girl hypno-forcefem anime flavoured with schadenfreude
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Speaking of Arkhamverse im gonna yap on abt how bruce is so paranoid/afraid/ about someone he loves getting hurt because of him/being helpless to stop it he pushes them all away but that doesnt do anything but get them hurt anyway
And them getting hurt just feeds into the that fear and he blames himself -> pushes them away -> they still get hurt -> helpless to do anything the cycle goes on n on n on till it blows up (literally)
Kinda like you think the inevitable is all your relationships are taken from you out of ur control so you take control back by ending them all urself
Even more yapping in the tags that i should have just written here but its to late
#i really love cycles like this in media .. downward spiral to rock bottom fr#kinda wish we got that cancelled game bcs i rlly want to know what everyone thinks of him after all that more in depth than in the dlcs#how does he feel.. all alone.. + what dm arriving after the fact also when everones way older how does that go..#<- insanely detailed complex au in my head thats how it goes#akvr especially insightful to his behaviour in ak because hes also scared hes going to kill r & n and that desperation to keep them as far#away and preoccupied with useless tasks is the thing that gets them hurt#in ns case its being in his eyes undermined he CAN help here hes tired of locating the trucks n having to wait on b in my eyes hes deff got#caught intentionally there#and in rs case b pushing him into a literally impossible task and then lockin him up despite him#proving hes capable is exactly what got him captured#if he let them help.. wouldnt have happened packed up n done scrw 1 2 koed job well done
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im literally a kohaai defender why are there only like fifteen posts of them on my blog this is a CRIME
#THEY ARE EVERYTHING TO ME#THEY ARE THE WORLD!!!!!!!!#kohaai agenda fr (< lying im not doing my job well)#GODGFRVF you do not UNDERSTAND they give me so much serotonin#NO IT LITERALLY GOES LIKE:#I look at them daily and smile and think oh…… kohaai in the world. kohaai beloveds.#I think about their relationship and all of a sudden LIFE IS GOOD THE GRASS IS GREEN THE CROPS ARE WATERED#I spin them around in my head the whole day and fall asleep to soulmate kohaai thoughts#S H AK ES YOU#RAGAGHSGAFAFGRVRVGSFARFAGA#oh no that was a little insane of me oops#so sad tumblr is tiny (t. the . ONE reason I use twt ok. .?!)#enstars#ashera's thoughts ⁉️#kohaai
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Neon, a couple of GFL girls, and velvet crowe having an S/O who basically does shit that Gundam heavy arms custom does (AKA trowa fucking hi jump acrobatics with fucking 4 miniguns in a Gundam) despite holding weapons that would force immense slow down on people.
(GoV: Nikke/GFL/Tales of Berseria)
Neon, RPK-16, AK-15, M4 SOPMOD II, and Velvet's S/O performing insane acrobatics
"Gravity? Who gives a crap about gravity?!" - Scout, TF2
Also that is one of the sickest ways for a mech to make an entrance, I don't care how dumb it is, it's so cool.
(Neon) "First of all, how?! Second of all, HOW CAN I DO THAT?!"
Neon is completely mesmerized with how S/O is able to break physics and leap so high into the air with so much equipment.
Now, everytime she goes into the firing range, she wants to replicate that trick.
But she has to be stopped by literally everyone because she'd just fall and break her neck.
Not that it would stop a Nikke, or Neon for that matter, but she tries!
Neon hops up and down as the weapons she's carrying barely lets her get an inch.
(Neon) "This is SO UNFAIR! HOW DOES A HUMAN DO THAT, BUT A NIKKE CAN'T?!"
Surely, the gods of firepower laughed at her attempts.
16 watched in a mixture of horror and amazement as she watches S/O leap so high into the air, quadruple wielding heavy weapons.
She doesn't even fire as S/O mows down the enemy drones effortlessly.
(RPK-16) "Hm. And humans had to create T-Dolls when they had you?"
She finds it fascinating that S/O seems to be the only human capable of this feat.
But now she's starting to believe that S/O wasn't human at all, considering.
16 lends S/O her LMG just to see if they could replicate their trick perfectly.
Which they did.
(RPK-16) "Well, I suppose there's no need for me to be here. I'll let you take it from here.~"
She's only half joking.
15 stares completely deadpan at S/O when they finished.
If there was anything she hated, it was absolutely wasting your time and doing things inefficiently.
Which S/O just performed both spectacularly.
(AK-15) "...If you can fire normally, you do not need to waste your time doing a flip."
She is not impressed at all.
If anything, it irritates her.
Why the hell did they even do a trick like that when standing completely still got the job done?
(M4 SOPMOD II) "THAT WAS SICK, DO IT AGAIN!"
SOPMOD is cheering every single time she sees S/O do that sick ass flip, decimating the entire enemy force with a volley of those guns!
She absolutely wants to learn how to do that, not giving a damn of how unnecessary or impossible it was!
SOPMOD pouts when she can jump, but not wield the guns at the same time.
(SOPMOD) "Hmph, no fair! What kind of secret trick are you using, S/O?!"
She doesn't really question the fact S/O can defy the laws of physics, only why she can't do it either.
Velvet knew you had to perform some insane feats to be part of her plan.
But the degrees of which S/O did their attacks was bordering on Magilou levels of extra.
She watched as S/O leapt impossibly high into the air, slamming down cannons that even she couldn't lift that easily.
Maybe it was some kind of power she didn't know about? Honestly, she didn't care too much.
As long as it got the job done.
(Velvet) "Should I even ask how you're able to do that?"
Magilou and Eleanor agree with Velvet that S/O is just wasting time doing those acrobatics.
However, Laphicet, Eizen, and Rokurou think it's one of the coolest attacks they've ever seen.
Which makes her big sister instincts kick in.
(Velvet) "If Phi tries to copy you, S/O, I'm eating you."
#goddess of victory: nikke x reader#girls' frontline x reader#tales of berseria x reader#neon nikke x reader#rpk 16 x reader#ak 15 x reader#m4 sopmod ii x reader#velvet crowe x reader#girls' frontline imagines#goddess of victory: nikke headcanons#goddess of victory: nikke imagines#girls' frontline headcanons#tales of berseria imagines#tales of berseria headcanons#rpk 16 gfl#m4 sopmod ii gfl#velvet crowe#ak 15 gfl
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hey your writing is so realistic and detailed i love it! do u have any hcs for jason x poet reader?
thank you anon i gotchu
Comic!Jason Todd x POET reader! (SFW)
IDK IF U WANTED COMIC JAY OR AK JAY SO BDISHSIS I WROTE COMIC JAY BUT U COULD RQ AK’S ^_^
he’s not normal, so the way he lets you know he reads poetry is reciting more popular poets works and then slowly getting more obscure.
but in like a nerd way.
as if its not nerdy enough.
he’ll say his line and looks at you with a shit eating grin.
(he looks stupid & insane)
be a nerd back and he’ll give celebratory hair ruffles or a pat on the back.
dont be a nerd and look at him funny and he goes from 😄to 😀.
“Noted.”
and changes topic
IF YOU WRITE ABOUT THIS MAN. HE WILL TEASE YOU LIKE IT HASNT MADE HIM LOSE ACTUAL HOURS OF SLEEP.
He lays awake at night, reading the poem from his mind; clutching his chest, hasn’t blinked in god knows how long.
Trying to understand even the most straightforward of stanzas
Like its unfathomable to him, that someone could interpret him in such a way.
He teases you, but he’d be lying if he was to say he never subconsciously drew a little heart on a paper napkin while thinking about the things you’ve wrote about him.
like it doesn’t make him text you on the spot
he begs you to write literally anything
like
“write something about a illiterate unicorn”
girl??
stands over you while you write. hes so annoying.
he touches the paper. LIKE— he uses his finger to trace out the words you write. idk why. he just does.
likes to touch you while your writing, not sexually. but in a he finds this attractive cause hes a fuckkin nerddd way.
it makes him feel like a bad bitch. he definitely recites something you’ve written about him or just something cool you’ve written to some random guy before he kills them.
nerd
RQ CLOSED (only for anon if they want ak!jay x poet hcs)
#jason todd x gn!reader#skullkidwithsunglasses#jason todd x reader#red hood x reader#red hood#red hood x gn!reader#jason todd x you#jason todd headcanons#red hood headcanons
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omg! please i want to aks hunting dogs when s/o blows them a kiss, well, just baby tecchou and tachihara cuase someone would not be able to see it...
i had to read this like a million times before it hit me that you were referring to jouno. i thought you were just a fukuchi hater and you meant like he didn't deserve to receive your blown kisses (true)
When you blow them a kiss
♡ pairing: Tecchou Suehiro, Tachihara Michizou x gn!Reader
♡ synopsis: How do they react when you blow them a kiss?
♡ cw: Absolutely none!
note: I really don't wanna jinx anything, so I won't talk about how excited I am that my large and inescapable writer's block is seemingly passing. I will simply not say a thing. Apologies for errors and I hope you enjoy x
Tecchou:
He's a little confused at first ngl. He probably hasn't received treatment like this very much in his lifetime so he kinda just stands there and looks at you like a lost puppy T-T
You have to explain to him what it means. Then he's like 'Ohh...' and then his face just slowly starts turning red lol
If you do it any time from then on he goes along with it (either 'catching' the kiss or returning it), and after a while it just becomes instinct to him
Nobody dares to question him about it. Why would they? He's a Hunting Dog, and his heart is reserved for you only.
If you blew kisses to anyone else he would get super jealous lowkey. Like he might try to hide it but he'd be so bad at it and he'd ask you to reserve it for him because he feels that it's your guys' special thing
If you blew him a kiss while the other Hunting Dogs were around most of them probably wouldn't pay it too much mind. TERUKO on the other hand-
She'd start bullying you guys so bad omg. It'd be like a legit problem she'd mock you so hard she would forget to do her damn job
Overall though? Tecchou loves it, but he's more enamoured with the person blowing the kiss rather than the kiss itself (that's you!)
Tachihara:
He's a member of the strongest military unit in the country. He's a solider. He successfully infiltrated the mafia. He's taken many lives. He's Tachihara freakin' Michizou. And when you blow him a kiss, he is flabbergasted.
I mean fully taken aback. Red faced, wide eyed, eyebrows raised, frozen in surprise. Altogether adorable.
Tachihara acts so suave and charming all the time but when you reciprocate it by blowing a kiss? He honestly gets so shy
If you did it in public, especially around his coworkers (HD or PM), he'd almost have a meltdown. He's so flustered it's insane
He's like 'Don't do that! At least not right now!!' and he pretends that he didn't love it. He wants to maintain his 'badass gangster' image even though in reality he's so soft and goofy
Tachihara would one HUNDRED percent start doing it to you. He'd try so hard to get you to react the same way he did the first time. If he succeeds he acts like such a smug bastard, but if he doesn't he will never stop trying
You and he will always do it in private though. I mean he'd prefer to just...kiss you, but if for any reason he can't, blowing him a kiss will suffice
It may or may not become a regular thing. Either that or he'll forever do his best to one-up you and fluster you. Both outcomes involve affection from Tachihara so it's a win-win, really.
taglist~ ♡
@gettinshiggywithit, @fedyushka, @flower-of-darkness, @bejeweledgirl
#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd x reader#x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#bsd x y/n#bsd fanfic#bsd fanfiction#fanfic#fanfiction#tachihara michizou#michizou tachihara x reader#tachihara x reader#bsd tachihara#bsd tecchou#tecchou x reader#tecchou suehiro x reader#tecchou suehiro#bsd hcs#bsd headcanons#bsd fluff
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AK the game question, the new banner was good for me. So between Vigna, Akafuyu gaming, Indigo, or some other low rarity operators, which should I level first for a quick deployed DPS to take down chunky bosses that are engaged with defenders?
Assuming that by quick deployed DPS you mean someone you can drop on someone already blocked, aka helidropping, the one that fits your criteria there the best is Akafuyu; Vigna can also do that to some degree, but she's entirely dependent on S2 uptime for her damage, and she's not a good helidrop Operators (even at S2M3, she needs 15 SP to charge her first S2 use). Akafuyu fares a bit better and can hold better if your tank dies (10 SP needed at S2M3; not ideal either), but your actual helidrops for engaged bosses should be Dreadnoughts like Melantha, Franka, Skadi, etc. It's kind of their thing. You can also use some Arts Fighters (like Mousse) in this regard, with Surtr being, in fact, so insanely busted precisely because she's so immensely good at exactly this with her S3 (S3M3 needs 5 SP and goes hard as hell).
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Ok so,I don't know if you're taking requests right now but if you are Can I get some (payday) headcanons of Jimmy,jacket,Dallas and Bain with a s/o who goes a bit crazy with the heists,like they bring molotov cocktails and maybe buys grenades,and just laughs while killing the cops with an ak-47 [and basically blows them up] because they think it's fun and is basically over caffeinated while the heist is going on
I hope it's not something you're uncomfortable with
Thanks in advanced
GASP!!! Hiii!~ I'll 100% write this for you!!! I got the second part too, dw!
Jimmy, Jacket, Dallas, and Bain with a Crazy Caffeine addicted hesiter S/O
Jimmy
Oh god no -Every other heisters
Fr tho, Y'all are crazy
You better share the grenades dude
He enables your caffeine addiction and you enable his coke addiction
Laughing together while fucking up cops
Always brings extra ammo
Helps with supplying molotovs
Breaks the faces of anyone that stands in your way
your personal bodyguard
always comes to your aid if you get down
loudly yells with you, cusses out cops, and violently stabs anyone that gets near you
Jacket
Overprotective, no doubt
will keep you in check, if you start getting crazy, he pulls you aside
has a firm 'No, don't do that, don't burn yourself by throwing a molotov cocktail in front of you' policy
Bonks any cop that hurts you, because he won't let you get hurt at all
keeps dragging you out of heists because you get crazy
keeps your caffeine intake low, helps prevent you from going insane
has a tape that says 'no, don't do that' just for you
but, he's also really crazy, but he manages to keep you both in check
has tapes to remind you to calm down
helps you with stealth heists
does let you have fun with shooting cops though
Dallas
Bro gets a spike in blood pressure every heist with you
always scared you're gonna get yourself killed
hides energy drinks from you, but can't do shit about coffee
always behind you telling people not to try and fight you
"I'm too old for this" - Nathan 'Dallas' Steele
helps calm you down when you go crazy
does enable your chaos on loud heists a bit
He avoids stealth anyways, so he doesn't mind loud heists
laughs at the cops that walk into the fire from molotov cocktails
never forgets medic bags now, he actually carries 2 now
overstocks them now as well
Bain
Like Dallas, high blood pressure
constantly reminding you to calm down
since he can't protect you physically, he's always talking to you
listens to you rant on heists to keep you busy
"Hey love, calm down, tell me about that show you like again, ok?" - Bain
Never assigns you to stealth heists
bails you out of jail a lot
orders extra medic bags
keeps very little caffeine in the safehouse
tries to keep you busy with stuff that isn't killing cops
listens to you sing the assault songs and sometimes sings along
#payday 2 x reader#payday 2#payday the heist#payday x reader#answered requests#payday bain x reader#payday dallas x reader#payday jimmy x reader#payday jacket x reader#jimmy payday 2#jacket payday 2#payday 2 dallas#payday bain
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New Crewmate info:
1. Zee Snoops.
Parent Relationships:
Medusa: Medusa pretty much ignores Zee until she needs her to steal something. When she does need something from her, she'll shower her with attention and gifts until she gets what she wants, then goes back to ignoring her. This makes Zee attention starved, and willing to do whatever it takes to please her mother.
Once she joins Hannah, she realizes that this isn't normal behavior and cuts contact with Medusa, no matter how much she begs. (Though she has bad moments where she's tempted to contact her again)
Snoops: Before and after joining Hannah, Zee had the same opinion of her father: he's a selfish, spineless, cowardly idiot who just does whatever his wife tells him to do. He'd often blame Zee for something that he himself did just to avoid Medusa's wrath.
(These were easy, as we already see how these two interact with children in canon, so hurray for taking the easy way out!)
Age: 13.
Hobbies: Stealing (formerly-ish), shiny things, collecting random objects, reading, adventuring, climbing, jogging
Pets: A baby crocodile named Sobek
Weapon of Choice: A fucking glock I guess??
Personality: Selfish (she's working on it), petty (she's not working on it), awkward, angry, dorky, sweet (eventually), problem solver, people-pleaser
And favorite color: Pink.
Met Hannah: While searching for Diamonds in a hole.
Zee tries to steal something from Hannah's crew on behalf of her mother. She gets caught (obviously) and Hannah tries to convince her to join them. Zee is reluctant at first (think Zuko joining team Avatar, (idk if you've ever watched ATLA)) and is kind of an asshole, but comes around eventually.
Other random things:
-She is TERRIFIED of mice and rats
-Because of this, she has an overblown, one-sided rivalry with Claudine Frollo
-Once the barrier opens, she and Penny get along fantastically
-She has glasses that she used to despise. Once she joined Hannah, she actually started wearing them, and can finally fucking SEE
-She's a huge fucking dork, a trait that she used to hide to appear tough and cool
-Is insanely jealous of her younger sister, Ramonda, as she feels like her parents find more use out of Ramonda then her
-After hanging out with the junior crew members of Hannah's crew, she starts to appreciate her sister more.
-Since her mom is Madame Medusa (who is inspired by Cruella de Vil), she puts more effort into her appearance. She likes pinks, animal furs/skins, and jewelry and won't wear contrasting colors like pink/red, red/green, blue/orange ect.
-Before joining HannahZee had close to zero friends. Madame Medusa kept her isolated for the most part, but she knew the Tremaine grandchildren, since Madame Medusa spends a lot of her time at Curl up and Dye, and maybe the de Vil cousins, since Cruella and Medusa are frenemies.
- Zee brings a rock and a stick over to the bridge to try and bash the barrier down herself, just to taste that sweet, sweet chocolate once Hannah is in Auradon.
2. Kyle White:
Middle child of Snow White and Prince Florian.
Age 13 years old.
Personality: Absentminded, selfish to other aks, loyal to Hannah, petty, disinterested most of the time, immature, etc.
Weapon of choice: Rocks and Sword.
Hobbies: Jogging, nature walks, chess, video games, reading gossip magazines, maybe photography, etc.
Any pets: A deer named 'Daisy'.
Favorite color: Black.
Theme song: Lazy song by Bruno Mars.
Also didn't care about Hannah hiding three other vks in her room and tries to comically hide the information from other people and cover it up.
3. Olivia LeGume.
Age 15.
Affair baby of the Enchantress and Gaston LeGume born while he was married to Laurette.
Personality: Sweet, level headed, a bit ill tempered occasionally, but overall loving.
Has a pet horse named 'Sweetie' (eventually) and a pet cat named 'Lovely'.
Hobbies: Cooking, painting, reading, napping, looking for candy, watching tv, hanging out with friends, and listening to music.
Weapon: She's handy with a bow and arrow.
She has magic.
Her favorite colors are teal and black.
Tolerates Treycor. Doesn't like Eduardo, Parker, or James.
4. Nate Stiltskin.
Only surviving (adopted) child of of Rumplestiltskin.
12-15 years old.
Personality: snarky, somewhat sweet, responsible, sneaky, mischievous, playful, and mysterious.
Has magic.
Pet: a pidgen named 'Spotter.'
Hobbies: Disappearing, fake magic tricks, studying, pulling pranks, setting up boobytraps, reading, writing, gaming, spying, etc.
#descendants#disney descendants#melissa de la cruz#disney#descendants au#wicked world#disney descendants au#descendants ocs#descendants original characters#etc
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Post-reveal Ladrien:
Marinette and Adrien are in his room at Agreste mansion. Adrien is in his phone, looking at Marinette photos, while Marinette is in his computer, looking at the insane amount of Ladybug photos.
Adrien: You know what would be cool?
Marinette: Delete all this photos?
Adrien: No. Tell people Ladybug and Adrien are dating.
Marinette:
Adrien: (:
Marinette: omfg ur a genious, kitty
And so, on the lastest akuma attack Ladybug saves Adrien and ""discreetly"" kiss, ""not knowing"" that other civilians were taking photos. Then, the pictures blews up social media and everybody gets to know.
Mme. Bustier's class goes crazy, how, where, when and why this happened? Adrien looks shy about the questions.
Alya (who never learned that Marinette is Ladybug) is worried, how will Mari take the new? She obviously will be really upset. Marinette fakes being sad, a terrible fake and everybody notices, but why wouldn't Marinette being sad? So they forces themself to believe her poorly acting and tries to cheer her up. Even Adrien! Everyone was worried that Adrien found out about Mari's crush for him that way, when even Mari herself didn't dare to tell him the true for one or two years. Adrien, in front of all the classmates, apologizes to Marinette and she tells hims that it's not his fault to be in love with someone else, that there's no need to worry and assures him and the class that she'll overcome all of this.
Lila is mad. Adrien is dating someone, no other than Ladybug. But Gabriel doesn't back her up in this. No matter how much lies she told him, he doesn't believe her. He's not only not bothered by the couple, he supports the relationship. Ladybug, as the heroine of Paris, has a really good reputation, she won't hurt Agrestes' image. But, most important, it's the perfect opportunity to learn more about his enemy.
Adrien is really surprised that his father supports him in this. Marinette doesn't want to suspect the fashion mogul's intentions, but still she's very careful about what she does and says around him.
The public eye is really into Ladybug and Adrien's relationship. They makes more personal questions as usual. They try to ask if Adrien knows Ladybug's identity. Both of the succesfully avoid those questions. They also ask if isn't it dangerous for Adrien to date the heroine, but Ladybug assures that everything will be ok (since she knows that if ever something happens, Adrien can transform and defend himself).
People aks Chat Noir's opinion about all of this. Chat fakes being upset and "mawd" at that just-a-cute-face-perfume-boy, but he also says that he respects Ladybug's choice and accepts her reject.
A couple of weeks later, people found out about Chat Noir's relationship with that-one-random-cute-baker-girl.
#miraculous#ladybug#chat noir#miraculous ladybug#ladrien#ladybug and chat noir#adrien agreste#adrienette#adrinette#marichat#marinette dupain chang#gabriel agreste#miraculous lb#mlb#mlb au#miraculous au#i'm not writing a fanfic about this but you can#miraculous love square#mlb love sqare
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asks your thoughts on akeshu. go. be free and be a hater - 🍾
THANK YOU GUYS for enabling me. thank you thank you..
ok so like,,,,it's just, i think their genuine rivalry is like. sooooo much more interesting than a normal ass romance,, and like thats rich coming from me cuz im honestly such a grand romantic i love to wax poetic about sweet nothings and the other etc. but like. helloooo
true kibouheads will remember my rival poll from a bit ago. truth is ive been that way my whole life ahahah i always seeked out someone to be "rivals" with at school or otherwise,,, like i cant live without having this cool ass person i can both look up to but that also challenges me to get better and always try my best yknow... but like an important part is that i feel its always someone that. Gets me you know. i hope i dont sound insane but . people think in different ways u know and some people kinda see things a bit similarly to you and so you feel more connected to them. well like that. finding someone that is like that to me is..... quite the amazing feeling. some of my friends also feel like that to me; someone who gets how i think because they see the world similarly but yet a biiit different so we can share our experiences...people you can talk about anything with for hours and hours and never get bored. i feel like this is a form of real love and im not fucking joking . have u had ur rival give u a compliment or tell u happy birthday ...... WAHOOOO over the moon
ANYWAYS when i was playin p5 at first i didnt think much of goro (unbeliavable i know). but then when i started doing his social link i was like. um. erm. HELLOOO its like. points at screen 🫵🫵🫵 rivals. helloo. YES??? like . i feel i dont see too much appreciation for this kind of relationship EXACTLY because a lot of the time it gets reduced to romance or normal friendship when its so muuuuch more than that.
for anyone that hasnt had a rival its not like normal friendship,, theres this element of strange freakazoid obsession going on and also admiration and dare i say a streak of jealousness !!! at the risk of sounding delulu i will say it occupies a different and special niche compared to a friendship or a romantic relationship. its a different thing that u cant replace!!!
so yeah it was like. finally a weirdo relationship for freaks like me. im seen...yyyyyes. sooooo imagine my disappointment when a lot of ake shoo content reduces them to just plain romance HELLOO wheres the freakazoid content. this also goes to the other extreme where they make it seem like they Completely hate eachother when like. uh. yeah they do not obviously... like just read the dialogue helloo
also because a lot of romantic ake shoe woobifies goro soooo much (NOT ALL obvs but. a majority). like helloooo thats not my freak thats some random twink,,,.. i think this is more for gorogirls sorryyyy its true. i had the tragedy of seeing Things on google images while trying to look for a fucking Gorb png T__T
i also understand the desire to see him more happy but we cant fall on the "fandom takes guy whos a cunt and draws them happy 100% of the time and then kinda starts to forget canon" etc... happy goro is awesome cuz its so rare. its what makes it Sting yknow
anyways. theres also the thing that i see the p5 protag really differently from a lot of people apparently but i dont think that affects this issue toooo much. thats another can of worms
thank you :3c
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ok so hear me out
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storytime: i caused a divorce
the story starts in 2019... i used to give language lessons when i was in highschool to make some pocket money and found students through facebook groups or specialised websites. when i started uni however i stopped because not only did i not have the time, but i also kinda grew out of it. i had about a dozen students and ive been teaching for 4 years, it was time to move on. so i told my students that i'll no longer be available and stopped looking for new ones. until i got a very peculiar message... little did i know, it was the start of a new friendship.
let's call him lucien for the sake of the story. now how do i even describe him to you guys?
the first time i met him was at his office for a language lesson. and he was devastated because his wife (let's call her sarah) had just left him after 10 years of marriage. she left him for another woman... (and later had a gf who had hpv??? but idk if that's the woman she left him for?) anyway, he was very sad and heartbroken.
lucien is very neurodivergent (huuuge adhd and idk if it's a joke or not but he said he's been diagnosed with schizophrenia?? but again he says random shit all the time so idk). he's somewhere on the ace spectrum and never had sex with sarah. bc (1) he's not interested in sex and (2) she's like 20 years younger than him and he felt uneasy about it. and he's also weirdly rich. i say weirdly because he's not a standard kind of rich person. he has periods where he is literally broke and has to beg sarah for money to buy instant noodles. and he has periods where he makes 6 figures in a week. and when he does have money, he doesn't keep it for very long bc he spends it all on expensive hobbies.
now let me explain his expensive hobbies to you. because he doesn't drink and doesn't do drugs (he used to do lots of drugs back in the 90s, has tried everything and a lot of his friends died from overdose yikes). but he is very passionate about his life. he spends tens of thousands on professional diving school and diving equipment, jumps out of planes for fun (with a custom parachute transported to him from lichtenstein ofc), he has all kinds of gadgets that cost more that tuition at elite american colleges, he used to spend 2k a month just to learn how to ice skate, the list goes on... it's insane. id love to tell you guys more about the guy but i can't reveal too much. but if we're chill and you follow me on insta hmu and i'll show you his profile.
so anyway, over the years we've been thru a lot together. we went to russia together, he paid for shooting lessons for me, he gave me an ak-74 once as a present and uhh yeah that was uh an experience.... when my cousin came over last summer we went for a plane ride together. and this year we've been obsessed with ice skating.
every sunday lucien, sarah, my bestie and i would go to the rink. it was my favourite part of the week! the four of us would have a blast! my bestie and lucien would skate in a pair and sarah would show me different techniques and stuff bc im a beginner skater. it was great! sarah struggles with mental health issues and she's been on and off medication, so she's been depressed and tired all this time and now she was finally looking happier and she'd come ice skating with us every time and we'd chat after skating and get coffee together, me and my bestie loved it!
then when the season came to an end lucien offered to buy me and my bestie ice skates! we couldn't be more excited! he often buys his friends presents and judging by the obscene amounts of money he spends on his hobbies and gadgets, it didn't stand out of the ordinary. the four of us went to a professional shop in lausanne and got ice skates and then we went to a museum and had so much fun, it was great! i was so happy that sarah came too bc lucien was telling me how it was a struggle for her to be on her feet all day bc she usually takes lots of naps bc of medication withdrawal. but she seemed fine and we had lots of fun together!
during the trip i briefly mentioned that i wanted to go to skating summer camp and said to my bestie that i was probably gonna save up some money and go bc it's a lot of fun.
and
the next day
lucien sent me 1000chf to my account with a note saying that it's for the skating camp
i was shocked ofc but decided not to say anything over messages but talk to him about it in person the following day bc we were going skating together (my bestie couldn't come cos she was working and sarah didn't come either). he said that he feels the need to support young people's willingness to do things and it's a great initiative that would be a shame for me to miss if i didn't have the money. and i was like okay that's fair and i asked him if he was coming too. and he said he wanted to make sure with me whether it was okay for him to come too bc he didn't want to be creepy. and we agreed that we'll all go together, me, lucien, sarah, and if my bestie isn't working that week we could maybe get her to come along too. he said that if it's only young people and women there, he will sleep at a hotel or at his parents' place (bc his parents have a villa in that region) to not make everyone uncomfortable. we were v excited and i was looking forward to going skating with the usual crew!
and this morning guess what! i receive a message from sarah on our family business email address (so my parents received it too), reading the following:
"id like to inform you that i find lucien's sponsoring of you unhealthy and it's turning into financial domination.
because of that, starting today i have launched a definitive divorce procedure because i don't want to be part of this triangle anymore.
kind regards,
sarah"
ooooo the drama! who could've expected that!!?? and to my parents' email too? good lord!
disclaimer, im not a fake mental health advocate at all and i support all mentally ill women, especially those who display mental illness symptoms! whether you're an alcoholic and it's not a pretty sight or whether your mental health is causing you to act out messy or whatever, i will always be on your side and i will never call you "crazy" or blame you no matter what! i will defend mentally ill women till the end!
so im on sarah's side on this 100%! idk what lucien has told her and she knows him better than i (or my bestie) do. but for me it was clear that we were ALL going to skating camp. if it was for me only i wouldn't have accepted bc yeah that's weird. and lucien, no matter his neurodivergence, has full responsibility of how he spends his money. so idk what went down behind the scenes. maybe he didn't tell her and she just saw that he sent me 1k from his bank account?? whatever it is, lucien better figure shit out bc sarah has been dealing with too much already. she's sacrificed so much for him! and she can do so much better, no offence to lucien ofc, but she's drop dead gorgeous and an amazing person! im rooting for her!
and do i think she will go thru with the divorce? probably not. she's been "threatening" with divorce for a while now and i think that possibly she was having an episode or something when she sent the email. my stepmum does these kind of things. like she'll be normal and then she'll be manic and write weird emails to my mum and call her a whore and stuff. so receiving this email gave me flashbacks and tbh i can't take it seriously.
but i hope our skating group will make it out of this incident just fine. and i still really want to go to skating camp with everyone :(((
im seeing lucien tomorrow so i'll keep you guys updated!
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could you talk/ramble about your ocs? or just one is fine
YAYYAYAYAY ON IT :D
OKAY okay okay so like newest lore ive come up with for an oc of mine, Nimue, is that shes like. a. uh. i dont know how 2 word this. yougo to her and she funds ur transition via casting spell of trans your gender. and another oc of mine, Finnick, found out about this first hand :3
also another one whos living rent free in my head, End. hehe. so i think. well this is more like oc world lore rather than anything else: the offspring of a human and fearie most often than not turns out to be a pixie. or sometimes a plant. depends on how lucky oyu get. anyways end was born nephilim-pixie but due 2 unethical experiments and surgery, courtesy of dr chance, ended up being a DA-style freak of nature (primarily pixie with a small majority of seraphim, both of those things originally being in her blood, now with the add ons of demon and siren. i am cringe but by god i am free)
and lovelle is a faerie-fluencer who makes like snake oil "anti-depressants" that makes people. i dont know how i feel about using the word manic here but thats like the best description i got. sure it akes you less tired and more like.. alive but it also drives you insane. anyways adorette is her fucked up not-quite-gf who is brain poisoned by the pills :3
also december hits on the flag girls at the drag races she goes to and usually holds up the race for a solid five minutes. some people have tried 2 run her off the road for this
#i would apologize for this looking all over the place but hey you said ramble. and by god did i ramble#please keep in mine i have WAY more oc details. and ocs. than the ones mentioned here i just. head a little empy#THANK YOU for this btw. these gusy bounce around my head like dodgeballs#torasks#oc posting
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I posted 3,291 times in 2022
That's 2,185 more posts than 2021!
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Getting tired of the "GRRM writes incest as a total negative" vs "GRRM is a little freak who wrote asoiaf around his incest kink" discourse... not to be democristiana on main but both things can be true! He can use incest to make a larger thematic point about these dynasties self cannibalizing to retain their power/identity while also using it to make the story sexier (I always point at how different the ultimately consensual, while still dysfunctional, targcest or j/c are written vs the abject horror of Craster's keep). He can make anti war points while also being blatantly fascinated by the spectacle of (magnified) medieval warfare with a side of dragons. He so obviously revels in making up family trees and sigils and OTT castles and whatnot but I struggle to see a message of Feudalism Is Good, Actually in asoiaf.
I guess we wouldn't be having all of these tiring discussions about whether he is endorsing [whatever problematique element is recurring in asoiaf] if he strictly stuck to his intended Message regardless of what he personally finds fun, hot or simply dramatically engaging, but let's be honest, we probably wouldn't be reading asoiaf if it was a straight up moral pamphlet, even though some people act like they wish it was.
Asoiaf is more than pulp fiction; asoiaf is ALSO pulp fiction. I think analyzing it while ignoring either side makes it less interesting and diminishes the experience! But that's just me. Do whatever, this is a tumblr post not a cop
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Waiting for the Dracula adaptation that actually shows Jonathan walking in on the Count doing chores
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“Little meow meow” is actually a VERY apt definition for your problematic faves because no one like cats demonstrates that you can be an apex predator, a ruthless killer who plays with their prey for fun and an adorable fluffball who must be protected at all costs
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I am rewatching Malcolm in the Middle and i wanted to gush a little about its production design because I would seriously put it in Mad Men’s bracket of insane attention to detail, except that instead of getting a historical period right this is about communicating the class of Malcolm’s family. The furniture is mismatched and visibly lived in, their appliances (like the washing machine Lois wants to change) seem to mostly date to when they moved in (likely Francis’ birth), the lawn is a legendary mess. There’s a cold open in one of the later seasons where Lois scrubs a new stain off the floor only to realize this created a clear spot in the now uniformly greyed carpeting. A lesser sitcom would have created a gag where the mom character goes “whelp I guess now I have to clean it all 🙄”. But at this point we know Lois, we know she’s running a household with three unruly teenage and preteen sons and a baby, and she has a job outside the home too, so she does the sensible thing: she picks a handful of dirt off a flower pot and smudges it into the carpet. Clear spot gone. Idk, it’s such a neat little moment, and such a clever use of the set to facilitate showing who this character is.
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Some Oc Skyrim Character builds
Erina- Always goes for an Orc in heavy armor with a Warhammer, rarely uses magic, but does tack on Archery and Alchemy to her build. Grinds Speech like there's no tomorrow. Sometimes she painstakingly grinds sneak just to only use it in one or two quests. Always has at least 3 active bounties in any holds and never completes the main quest line of the game because she gets sidetracked every 30 seconds. Always ends up with atleast 2 houses. Usually joins the Companions for the Werewolf perk and to marry Farkas. Becomes Champion of Molag Bal, Hircine, Sheogorath, Hermaeus Mora and Mehrunes Dagon usually
Jackson- Literally almost the exact opposite of Erina, prefers to play as a male khajiit, light armor, one handed, knows a few spells. Grinds Lockpicking, Speech, Sneak, Archery and Pickpocketing. Completely ignores the main quest until he's level 100 in all of those and then speed runs the entire main quest. Always joins the Thieves guild and the Dark Brotherhood. Doesn't bother getting houses unless it's Breezehome to use as hoarding space for gemstones, doesn't bother getting married. Becomes Champion of Boethiah, Sanguine, Nocturnal, Mephala, and Namira.
Vivek- Tends to go with either Dunmer or Breton for their magical abilities. Maxes out all the all types of magic and completes the entire College of Winterhold quest line to become Archmage and get access to powerful spells. Enchants the absolute hell out of his robes and the dagger or sword he keeps as backup. Loads up on potions prior to heading to Skuldafn and into Sovngarde. Collects literally every potion ingredient he sees and buys a manor just to store them away to make insane potions using exploits he discovered. Always becomes Champion of Hermaeus Mora and Meridia.
Jonah- Nord build. Does whatever and just uses whatever armor and weapons he finds until he finds something better. Always manages to somehow glitch himself out and get stuck in a wall when he somehow gets to Skuldafn. Always becomes Champion of Meridia because he keeps looting the entire chest without looking and always picks up the damn beacon.
Inova- Mods the fuck out of his game until its barely even skyrim anymore and then just causes chaos everywhere he goes. Excessive bounties in every hold but somehow becomes thane and purchases a house in every one. Kills Alduin with an AK-47 while buck naked for shits and giggles before starting the cycle again with even more mods. Becomes every Princes Champion for the Lolz
Jett- Tends to go Argonian or Wood Elf with an Archery build, also mods his game but they're almost all aesthetic mods that make the game look a lil too realistic. Gets sidetracked and somehow completes every other quest in game except for the main one, is always overpowered as hell when he fights Alduin and has a house in every hold to store the shit he's picked up. Usually has a mod that let's him marry everyone and tags on other mods to make some unmarriable npcs marriable, like Ulfric Stormcloak and Brynjolf. Cause he's a simp.
#can you tell Im playing skyrim again for the thousandth time#skyrim#ocs#nsr ocs#Shades of Curiosity non-canon#dbz ocs#1010 oc#ryes ocs#ryes oc rambles
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