Mona lays flat on a roof staring up at the stars when suddenly, a familiar feathered associate comes swooping down holding a medium sized container.
Mona:Evert time I see a bird it’s usually you. What’s up with that?
Aero:Gee it’s almost like we live in a desert or something with limited species. Oh wait… *puts down object*
Mona:Oh it’s that thing again? Who cooked? The entire gaggle of goodie goodies?
Aero:I am slightly shocked you know the word “gaggle” and yes. If you’re about to say something like “I bet it’s poisoned” I already your yams.
Mona:Damn, for free? People pay for that.
Aero:….
Mona:In all serious, thanks. Yams are disgusting. You can go back to kissing people under plants or whatever.
Aero:That’s Christmas.
Mona:Like I would know.
He reaches inside his jacket pocket and pulls out a bottle of apple cider. Then takes his leave.
Aero:I’ll be pissed if you choke on the biscuits!
Mona:Then why give me-whatever. It’s probably not that bad.
She immediately goes for the biscuits recklessly. It only took two bites before she was desperately opening the cider.
Mona:What person wouldn’t choke on these saliva stealing monstrosities!?
xxxxx
Ruby and Yang:*inhales biscuit*
Carmine and Kovu: *inhales biscuits*
Everyone:You are actually a danger to society.
Tai:I made these and I can’t even do that.
Nora:*grabs two*
RYCK:No! You’ll actually die.
Nora:….*puts on back*
Ren:Thank you.
Nora:I’ve done too much to let my tombstone read “she are two Xiao Long biscuit at once”
Tai:I’ll take that as a compliment.
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A WILD YAOYAO APPEARED AND CHALLENGED FANS IN A DUEL
(highly fake lol or am I?)
In a recent event, Xiao Shunyao appeared in this outfit looking like a five course meal (*slurps*)
And Mr. Xiao's fans, without missing a beat whipped out the resemblance in their eyes XD
And suddenly a seemingly agitated (😆😆😆) a very against of his 'super saiyaan' resemblance Yaoyao appeared with screaming emojis XD and put it on blast in his own official account!
His post roughly translates to:
"Who did this! Show yourself, come on! :angry screaming emoji: x7"
Not only our dear Ah Fei posted it, he also kept up the 'angy big man' attitude in the comments where Fans clapped back maintaining the same vibe
First comment (user 无限不循环) roughly translates into : "hahahaha I can't tell who did but I can tell there is no difference"
To which our big bad rockstar replied with "I have all the informations : screaming emoji: x6"
Second comment (user 雨纷飞loveAD) roughly translates into : "I also wanna know who did this, they did a nice job hahahaha"
The star immediately raged with a challenge for a duel saying (rough tl) : "Come on for an one-on-one!" ('if you dare' being unsaid *AHEM)
Another user fueled the vibe with the comment (rough tl) : "Don't say it! Don't say so!"
To which a very oh-so-angry reply arrives saying : "You shut up! :screaming emoji:"
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I AM SORRY THIS IS SO HECKING HILARIOUS 😂😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 I tried to make it sound serious on purpose but needless to say this PLAYFUL BANTER between Yaoyao and his fans really acted like a gust of laughter. *fond sigh*
Hope this put a smile on your face too <33
Oh right, I have very little knowledge about Chinese language, hence the translations are majorly based on the weibo machine TL, only a bit modified. If I have done any mistake during the modification, feel free to correct me!😁
And take some Xiao Shunyao looking as fine as a snack 😋
This man is too hot to handle... 😩😮💨
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not sure if anyone here shares my exact intersection of interests (genshin and f1 racing) but xiao's silhouette is very F1 Driver Unzipped Racing Suit... so here are some thoughts:
he races for Scuderia Liyue (legacy team)
SL's team principal is Mr Zhongli
SL has been sponsored for years by the local funeral parlour and Shell
Madame Ping is the Scuderia Liyue CTO. She can design car aero in her sleep
Xiao is always screaming on team radio and Ganyu is the only person alive in teyvat who can tolerate getting screamed at for 2 hours every race weekend so she is the head race engineer
SL has not won a single championship in years. They're now being called a backmarker team because recently, when Zhongli took over as team principal, the team has been fucking up their car setup and race strategy so much it's tragicomical.
It's not all Zhongli's fault tho - Xiao is also a very immature driver. The guy will not leave space for other drivers on the track even if everyone knows you always have to leave-a da space!!!
young rookie Xiao used to proudly brag that he had the longest driver contract in the history of Scuderia Liyue (a whopping eternity amount of years!) but now he just looks depressed about it
xiao doesn't suffer from Racing Driver Bigneck because uhhh adeptus powers
Scuderia Liyue is currently searching for their second driver because Xiao accidentally killed their previous one
xiao's racing number is 4 (heh heh, death)
Scuderia Liyue thinks they're rivals with the championship-contending Inazuma Racing Team and their star driver Scaramouche, but recently they're really just rivals with the Mondstadt Team, which consistently place last.
The Mondstadt Team Principal, Venti, is a meme and can be heard saying "need to phone Jean now" in a thick german accent after every race failure
Also side note the Mondstadt drivers are "Most unsportive driver on the grid" Diluc and "Suck My Balls" Kaeya
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-Characters-
This list is the list for characters that are from their original media that I like to write or have had extensive practice writing. All characters alphabetical* by the way.
*Marvel and Sword Art Online are the only excuses, just due to how many characters I can write in SAO and how similar names are in Marvel
? = I don't have 100% confidence in them
-RWBY: Amber, An Ren, Arslan Atlan, Blake Belladonna, Cardin Winchester, Cinder Fall, Coco Adel, Emerald Sustrai, Fiona Thyme, Fox Alistair, Grimm, Gwen Darcy, Harriet Bree, Ilia Amitola, Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, May Zedong, Mercury Black, Neopolitain/Trivia Vanille, Neon Katt, Neptune Vasilias, Nora Valkyrie, Penny Poledina, Pyrrha Nikos, Qrow Branwen, Raven Branwen, Roman Torchwick, Ruby Rose, Salem, Saphron Cotta-Arc, Sienna Khan, Summer Rose, Sun Wukong, Taiyang Xiao Long, Terra Cotta-Arc, Velvet Scarlatina, Weiss Schnee, Whitley Schnee, Willow Schnee, Winter Schnee, Yang Xiao Long, Yatsuhashi Daichi
-DC: Batgirl, Batwoman, Beast Boy, Black Canary, Bumblebee, Cassandra Cain, Catwoman, Cyborg, Damian Wayne, Enchantress, Harley Quinn, Jessica Cruz, Katana, Lois Lane, Nightwing, Poison Ivy, Raven, Red Hood, Robin, Starfire, Supergirl, Tim Drake, Zatanna
-Overwatch: Ashe, DVa, Echo, Emily, Genji, Kiriko, Mei, Pharah, Sombra, Tracer, Widowmaker, Zarya(?)
-Resident Evil: Ada Wong, Chris Redfield, Claire Redfield, Ethan Winters, Jill Valentine, Leon S Kennedy, Rebecca Chambers, Rosemary Winters, Sherry Birkin
-Silent Hill: Heather/Cheryl Mason
-Marvel*: Aero(?), Amiko(?), Araña, Black Cat, Danika Hart, Gwen Stacy, Mayday Parker, Silk, Peter Parker, Miles Morales, Anya Corazon, Spinneret, 2099, Peni Parker, Venom (Symbiote, not the attached being)
-Zootopia: Judy Hopps
-Soulsborne: Doll, Emma The Doctor/Gentle Blade, Fire-Keeper (DS3), Karla the Witch, Lady Maria, Maiden in Black, Melina, Melania, Ranni, Sellen, Shanalotte (Emerald Herald),
-League of Legends: Ahri, Akali, Ashe, Caitlyn, Elise, Evelynn, Irelia, Jinx, Kai'Sa, Kayla, Kindred (Lamb), Leona, Lux, Miss Fortune, Morgana, Neeko, Nidalee, Quinn, Samira, Senna, Seraphine, Shyvana, Sona, Vayne, Vi, Xayah, Zeri, Zara
-Valorant: Fade, Jett, Killjoy, Neon, Reyna, Sage, Skye, Viper
-Sword Art Online: Kirigaya Kazuto | Kirito, Yuuki Asuna | Asuna, Shinozaki Rika | Lisbeth, Hosaka Carina Tomo | Argo, Alice Zuberg | Alice Synthesis Thirty, Ayano Keiko | Silica, Sachi, Hoshiyama Midoriko | Zeliska, Takamine Momiji | Kureha, Kirigaya Suguha | Leafa, Strea-MHCP002 , Yui-MHCP001, Asada Shino | Sinon, Afasys | ArFa-Sys, Premiere, Nanairo Arshavin | Seven, Karatachi Nijika | Rain, Shigemura Yuuna | Yuna, Takemiya Kotone | Philia, Quinella | Administrator, Honda Koharu
-Genshin Impact: Amber, Barbara, Beidou, Collei, Eula, Fischl, Ganyu, Jean, Keqing(?), Kujou Sara(?), Kuki Shinobu(?), Lisa, Mona(?), Noelle, Raiden, Sucrose, Xiangling, Yae Miko, Yelan(?), Yoimiya(?)
-Guilty Gear Strive: Elphelt Valentine, Ramlethal Valentine, Giovanna, Baiken, Millia Rage, Bridget, I-No
-Rainbow Six Siege: Ash, Alibi, Azami, Buck, Caveria, Doc, Dokkaebi, Echo, Ela, Finka, Frost, Gridlock, Hibana, Iana, IQ, Lesion, Lion, Mute, Nøkk, Sledge, Solis, Thatcher, Thermite, Thorne, Valkyrie, Vigil, Ying, Zofia
-Tekken 8: Alisa, Asuka, Azucena, Jun, Lili, Nina, Reina, Xiaoyu, Zafina
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