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cryptid-time-bby · 7 months
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My fave genre of ship is genuine asshole x loveable asshole
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x-gon-give-it · 5 months
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Accompanying picture to chapter one of my fic “Wade Wilson’s Guide to Studying Your Spider”
Since we’re getting close to the end of the story, I’m going back and doing a final edit to all the chapters so I can lay this fic to rest as soon as the last chapters posted.
Here’s a link to Chapter 1: Strange Occurrences if you’re interested 😉
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pxparkerr · 8 months
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I’d like to show this page to everyone who forces an age gap into spideypool
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foundgirlpigeon · 10 months
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Two middle aged men.... They're losers..... And they're gay...
Yeah that's the shit
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plut-ooo · 2 years
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hullo :) my name is pluto and I would love to find someone to RP with !! if you are interested, shoot me a DM and I’ll totally get back to ya ASAP! at the moment, the ships I’m interested in are Matt and Foggy from daredevil (fairly new to this one) and spideypool!
as a writer, I tend to shift my response length to whatever my partner’s is. however, I typically write from literate to novella. literate on bad days, novella on real real good days. I’m usually pretty available, and I’d like for this to be relatively long term. I also like making friends with my RP partners! other than that, tbh I got nothin. if you have any questions I’d love to answer them!!
requirements - stuff I literally won't budge on sorry lol
- for spideypool, I like to mix and match what canons I use, I have my own personal hcs for how they act and such. HOWEVER !! I will not RP with a crazy age gap!! like. 6 years MAX. that shit is CREEPY, especially with Tom Holland Spiderman.
- you must be at least 17, preferably 18. I ain't roleplayin these flirty bastards with no minor
-please don't spam me if I don't respond! sometimes I just have off days where I don't want to write, i'm not trying to ignore you. you can send me a little text every now and then to remind me, but yknow. I do have a life and stuff.
preferences - stuff i will budge on
- I usually like to rp Peter, but if you really want to do Peter then I can take on Wade lol. for matt and foggy, atm I have no preference.
-I'd really really really like to do this on discord, it's just the place I like using the most. if you’d like to stick to Tumblr DMs, that’s cool too.
-please have good grammar
okay tbh that's all i got! if you're interested, shoot me a message!
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asenafenrir · 6 months
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Hello everyone. 30F on the hunt for an 21+ roleplay partner for��Marvel Cinematic Universe [MCU] involving Spideypool. I roleplay as Tom Holland’s Spiderman [age twenty-two]. Looking for frequent replies between daily to weekly posting from a paragraph to multiple paragraphs. I tend to lose interest in a roleplay when my partner hasn't posted in a month. My preferred platform is Discord. DM me or add me on Discord, asenafenrir, if interested.
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Spideypool fic idea I’m never gonna write cause I don’t feel confident enough writing Spiderman stuff but this won’t leave me alone so I’m infecting y’all with it:
Peter and Harry as adults and Norman still seems to favor Peter over Harry despite the fact he’s not his son, it’s like no matter what, Peter can do no wrong in his eyes, and Peter can tell it’s really affecting Harry so he decides to do something about it
His plan is to do something that’ll kick himself off the pedestal Norman placed him on, so hopefully he’ll actually see the two of them instead of just looking at them as “the ideal son” and “the not ideal son”
Looking up ways that can disappoint parents (since that’s essentially what he’s doing), he settles on bringing “home” someone that Norman would disapprove of
Enter Wade, answering the funniest Craigslist ad he’s seen in awhile
What ensues afterwards is Wade not holding himself back at all (except he’s not killing anyone), maybe even acting worse than usual in the beginning to really get Norman upset, and Peter falls in love with him anyways
Everyone’s happy in the end, Wade and Peter fall in love and are loved by someone who sees them, warts and all, Harry’s dad is being nicer to him and they’re starting on repairing their relationship, and Norman’s just so happy that Harry hasn’t brought anyone like Wade home
(Haven’t figured out yet how their secret identities would come into play yet, but I love secret identities so know they’re still Spiderman and Deadpool)
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veryace-ficrecs · 1 year
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Spideypool identity reveal fic rec
This list will include all ratings and tags, so read at your own discretion! :) 
Two Idiots and a Baby by riseofthefallenone - Rated T
Peter’s roommate bails with little notice before the renewal of their lease. Not wanting to give up the apartment, Peter puts out an ad for a new roommate. He didn’t really expect to end up living with a newborn and her “ex-special forces” father, but… Here they are, and he wouldn’t change a thing about it.
cracked halves by Scarlet_Ribbons - Rated M
"So… what is this?" Deadpool asks faux-brightly, even though he looks like he might lose it. Peter takes a deep breath, willing his voice not to crack. "It's, um. Hot water with salt and oregano so I can trick myself into thinking it's soup." (It starts with food. As with most things regarding Deadpool, it hardly ends there.)
hey you (who the fuck are you) by fancastical - Rated T
For some reason, Peter thinks Deadpool knows his secret identity so he thinks its not a big deal to chat with the merc in his civilian identity whenever he bumps into him in various locations. Wade, meanwhile, is confused on why a cute but grouchy nerd keeps talking to him like they know each other but hey, its New York! Eccentrics are everywhere and this guy is really cute and doesn’t seem to mind hanging out with him!
let me explain by jilliancares - Rated G
Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.” Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off. “I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him. Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
Chiaroscuro by Purple_Mind - Rated T
Peter needs to take a good picture for a college course photography assignment, but can't, for the life of him, find a decent subject, and time is running out. It's a good thing Wade is willing to lend a hand (or, rather, another part of his anatomy). Pure fluff: definitely not half as dirty as that last sentence would have you believe.
Of Blizzards, Coffee, and Jackets by chasing_the_sterek - Rated T
Peter didn't expect agreeing to borrow Deadpool's jacket would lead to his secret identity being found out. Although maybe he should've considered the repercussions before he wore it outside. In civilian clothes.
Lobster Biscuit by Scarlet_Ribbons - Rated T
Peter goes on a terrible, terrible date, cashes in a favor on behalf of Spider-Man, and begs Deadpool to crash it. Deadpool delivers.
Dressed to Thrill by mokuyoubi - Rated T
Wade takes every aspect of Halloween very seriously, right down to the costume. So when he goes as Spider-Man, his costume isn't complete without all the accouterments. There's one person who can help with that, but is he ready to give up his secret identity like that?
It Just Takes One Look by TimidTurnip - Rated T
Peter is running late and doesn't have time to deal with Deadpool on his campus. Especially when he's not wearing his Spider-man suit.
Not One Hundred Percent by HashtagLEH - Rated M
After being drugged at a party, Peter is lucid enough to figure out that he needs help. But who does he even know (and trust) enough that he can just pop up on their doorstep at two in the morning? Meanwhile, Wade would just really like to know who this random college kid is that showed up at his door.
are you sure you wanna' love me? by scarlett_starlett - Rated T
Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy… This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.
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toburnup · 9 months
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Fic recs my dude I got em, i generally go for transmasc steve, but I have read others I'll just do some for now tho, personal transmasc fav for steve is
quench. by GodsDoggy future established relationship
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43538301
A lot of GerryStAmour's works feature trans steve they just did a longer fic with Rockstar!Eddie and HotelLiasion!Steve and another author dean_is_bi also does a lot of trans steve fics and stonathon as well as steddie
Found a different Buzz by emchant3d it's just pwp high sex
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43468555
Dirt from a Borrowed Tomb by Moth_of_Myth has trans steve with end game steddie but it's incomplete, very steve whump heavy, mind the tags
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43431600/chapters/109183440
sting and other brainworms by alligator_writes is a great horny little series which features trans steve https://archiveofourown.org/series/3380140
baby, together we make sense by novemberthorne is a series the first one is them getting together and the second is fluffy porn
https://archiveofourown.org/series/3367534
Want to see more? By Ossian modern accidental sext au, fun and short
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44357170/chapters/111556495
Because the night by dartlekey is a sweet spideypool!au
https://archiveofourown.org/works/43535215
36 degrees by carton features trans steve if you want something dark, mind the tags of course please
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41648874
Hope you like some of these!
thank you for the trans!steve recs, anon!! links below for ease
fic recs: quench by GodsDoggy, found a different buzz by emchant3d (@emchant3d), dirt from a borrowed tomb by moth_of_myth, sting and other brainworms by alligator_writes (@riality-check !!), baby, together we make sense by novemberthorne, want to see more? by ossian, because the night by dartlekey (@dartlekey), 36 degrees by carton (@bronoun)
author recs: GerryStAmour, dean_is_bi
adding to my list <3 much appreciated. also, always fun to see friends' fics being rec'd hehehe.
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fuctacles · 10 months
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Last edit: 03.02 (post under construction, im adding tags) • Ao3 • ask • ko-fi
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I'm honoured but why isn't Steve the best man? [Transfem Stevie our beloved] | 1k+ | ❌ | 1/?
Eddie, begrudgingly: Henderson's older brother is kinda fine :/ | 10.3k+ | ❌ | 4/? | #the hendersons
Single dad Steve/music teacher Eddie | 1.8k+ | ❌ | 1/?
Accidental seasonal AU [soft boys + holiday preparations] | T | 3.4k | ✅ | 1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 | [Ao3]
The Temptation of St. Harrington [demon!Eddie and monsterfuckery] | 11k | E | ✅❔| 6/6+2 | [I] [II] [III] [IV] [V] [VI] + [extra] [ex2] | #st.harrington | [Ao3]
Platonic with a capital "P" [Soulmate AU with Stobin] | T | 8.4k | ✅❔| 2/2 | [Ao3] | [I] [II]
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Cruising AU Steve goes undercover in NY 80's leather scene | E | 2.3k
Midsummer night's dance
Werewolf/shapeshifter Steve
Unusual, but maybe not in a bad way [Ao3]
Steve Harrington's Barbie-shaped thighs [Ao3]
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JUL: A different kind of pool party [Ao3]
AUG: The Fellowship of the Cake
AUG: The Two Pals (in the Shower)
AUG: The Return on the Cake Lord
SEP: He's capable of charming god
OCT: Touching tiddies is an 8th level spell
NOV: Resting season
DEC: The date that never happened
JAN: Of swords and holes
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SpicySixFanworksChallenge
"Snowball fight": In love and war [6.9k]
steddieholidaydrabbles
"FALL": If you fall, i'll just catch you [Ao3]
"HALLOWEEN": Making moves the nerd way
BatBoysPrompts
"LUCKY": Steddie x Road to El Dorado
Monster Lovetober
"SHAPESHIFTING" & "MUSHROOM"
"WINGS" & "FEATHERS"
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I like my coffee black college AU
kidnapping AU idea ver1 & ver2
Stevie x grindr
Holiday angst
Stoner trio ft. Jealous Steve
Spideypool/Steddie
LOTR proposal
Metalheads + sewing
Werewolf!Steve + "fur"
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fanfic-recs-01 · 11 months
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Spideypool Fics
This is just a list of all the Peter Parker/Wade Wilson fics I like on AO3, if you have any recs for me feel free to send me some!
Updated 5/15/24
I Think I Missed a Step ('Cause I'm Fallin' For You) by mokuyoubi
~Peter thinks Wade knows his secret identity, and Wade is really confused by the hot coed who keeps popping up and hanging out with him.~
The Health Benefits and Damages of Being an Avenger by Mushka
~"Tash? You done cleaning up the helpless puppies down there?"
“They’re monkeys. And yes. Status report.”
“I’m up here with Spider-man. He’s bleeding out despite my best efforts. ETA?”~
Join the Club by HashtagLEH 
~Homeless and mute after everything Peter has been through, he somehow makes friends with Deadpool, as Spiderman. And then he meets the Avengers, as Peter.
(Peter is underage here but there’s no romance)~
Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
~A really long redemption story.~
are you sure you wanna' love me? by scarlett_starlett
~Spider-Man is everything Peter Parker wishes he could be—witty, confident, loud, sassy, and sexy…
This is no more apparent to him than when Deadpool walks past him without a second glance the first time they meet. It sucks, considering Peter Parker has an embarrassing crush on the ex-merc.~
Mission by Woodlie
~SHIELD has found where Deadpool lives. Normally, this information would just be added to his file, but a civilian named Peter Parker also lives in the apartment with him.~
Petey and Wade discuss the proper way to go about vigilantism (and maybe they fall in love too) by isaDanCurtisproduction
~Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right?
Right???~
buddy you're a boy make a big noise by orphan_account
~Wade’s hanging by one leg from the firescape outside Peter’s seventh floor apartment, katanas sheathed on his back and a gun on each thigh - but he’s frozen like a deer in the headlights, as if Peter poses some sort of threat, standing like an idiot at the open window in sweatpants and no shirt, only a flashlight and a thin smattering of chest hair to defend himself.~
Oblivious In Love by Atsvie
~Peter and Wade are sort of a thing. Everyone knows. Except for Peter.~
Off The Record by crookedswingset
~Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.~
The 6 Months Peter Parker was Dead by Spongeekat
~Peter is forced to fake his own death to save the lives of his friends and family. Now living as his secret identity of Spider-Man, he must cope with the pain he's causing his adoptive fathers Tony and Steve, as well as Wade- the boyfriend he left behind- while adjusting to the lonely life of a full-time hero. It's not easy when his decision keeps finding ways to haunt him, and it seems his identity is even harder to hide from the Avengers when he's 'dead.'~
Petey and Wade discuss the proper way to go about vigilantism (and maybe they fall in love too) by isaDanCurtisproduction
~Deadpool totally crashes Peter's lunch date with some left-overs Aunt May had inundated him with, and Peter is like "Woah, isn't that that murder guy?" and then it kind of spirals from there. And maybe when Peter first saw Deadpool, decked out with fuzzy panda gloves and enough guns to take down a small monarchy, he should have high-tailed it the other way, but where's the fun in that, right?~
Rich in Love and Life by Adsdragonlover  
~Peter keeps running into Wade out of costume, and, remarkably, Wade's actually interested in him. In Peter Parker. And he keeps paying for Peter's things.~
Imperfect Strangers by oprime  
~Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?~
I dunno how to act or if I should be leavin' by sadieb798  
~A sudden weight clamps down on Peter’s right shoulder - a hand, he realizes when the fingers give his arm a brief squeeze - that immediately makes him tense. Why didn’t my spider-sense go off? Peter wonders as he turns to look -And comes face-to-face with Deadpool.~
Hot damn, and you too by Winterchildboobear  
~"How do you know my name?" Wade asked, keeping his voice light as he cocked the gun. The boys body tensed at the click of the metal, sitting up he stared at Wade sombrely, his gaze slightly unfocused.~
Shelter From Cold by torchestogether  
~The snowstorm was too severe for anyone to sleep out on the streets. Peter knew it was a bad idea, but even Deadpool deserved to have someone looking out for him.~
Deadpool's Dating? What the... by Ninjababe  
~Deadpool's dating squeaky clean Peter Parker. SHIELD wants to keep an eye on that.~
Time After Time by glaciya    
~“I can’t let you kill him.” Peter watches as Deadpool goes almost unnaturally still, the only movement coming from when he tilts his head at Peter. The odd tingling his spidey-sense has been making all night gets even worse as Peter tries not to shudder under the heavy weight of Deadpool’s gaze.~
Propositions by stuckybarnes  
~Wade finally convinces a very tired Peter to go to New York Comic-Con with him and enter a Deadpool and Spider-Man cosplay contest, sure they'll win. Obviously. It doesn't go exactly as expected, and Peter is not thrilled.~
hey you (who the fuck are you) by fancastical     *New
~For some reason, Peter thinks Deadpool knows his secret identity so he thinks its not a big deal to chat with the merc in his civilian identity whenever he bumps into him in various locations. Wade, meanwhile, is confused on why a cute but grouchy nerd keeps talking to him like they know each other but hey, its New York! Eccentrics are everywhere and this guy is really cute and doesn’t seem to mind hanging out with him!~
i know your secret by jilliancares    
~“I’m your new neighbor,” Wade forged on, oblivious to Peter’s state of shock, and he stuck out a scarred hand. Peter gripped it, feeling numb, and gave it a shake. Did Wade realize who he was? No, clearly not. He was acting way too normally. Wade was one for dramatics.~
The 6 Times Peter Wanted To Reveal his Identity (And the 1 Time He Did) by Spongeekat    
~Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.~
took no time with the fall by cherryvanilla    
~When the Avengers had briefed him on Deadpool, they played up the Kills People for Money and Has No Real Morals angle and left out the Is Pretty Damn Funny and Charming in a Weird, Terrifying Sort of Way part.~
Peter Parker’s Perfect Shot by GreyLiliy
~Peter found himself unlucky enough to witness one of Deadpool’s hits up close and personal, and to make matters worse, he failed to get a shot of the action. His boss J. Jonah demands Peter make it up to him and what could be more impressive than a perfect shot of Deadpool himself?~
Sister Margaret’s fics
I'll Tell No Lies by doctorestranged    
~When a series of murders take place, Peter Parker goes undercover in Sister Margaret’s to get intel on Tony Stark’s prime suspect: Deadpool. Peter goes in hoping to get enough information so that Spider-Man can save the day, but like everything in Peter’s life, it becomes a bit more complicated than that and it soon becomes apparent that he might not be the best fit for the job.~
It's Sweater Weather by Chaze_Come_Down
~After their friendship anniversary Wade gives Peter a special made sweater, it sparks a new age of their friendship and much to Peter's stupidity, decides to wear it out in his everyday wear and happens to stubble upon Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children. Hoping to just get drunk, he meets a very intrigued and angry Wade Wilson who just wants to know how he got the one of a kind sweater from. Hell breaks loose and both are oblivious idiots.~
Secret Job by LilacGalacticFox
~Peter and May were struggling financially, and they were not the pair to ask for money. instead of May getting another job, Peter managed to get a job.However, it wasn't exactly a job that May, nor the Avengers, would be very accepting of.Peter somehow manages to get a job at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, aka the home of Deadpool. Whatever could go wrong?~
Liquor Might Not Solve All Your Problems But It's Worth A Shot by MissMoochy
~Spideypool Bingo prompt: [Sister Margaret's]Wade walks into Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children, to see Weasel has hired a gorgeous new bartender called Peter.~
Sister Margaret's School for Broke Spiders by Lilacs_and_the_sea
~It's summer, and school is out. As a high school teacher, Peter is not being paid for three months. He's shit out of luck, and he desperately needs another job.~
Unmasking Spidey by Willow Writes (Willow_1)
~J. Jonah Jameson has offered a frankly ridiculous reward to whoever can unmask the friendly neighbourhood menace. So Wade returns to New York to make some easy money.Meanwhile, Peter Parker looses his job and finds work with his old school friend at Sister Margaret's School for Wayward Children.~
Weasel Knows Best by TreacleTeacups
~In which Weasel calls in a gold card because Peter Parker is too much of a handful even for him and he knows the perfect sucker for the job. Or, the one in which Weasel is sick of the tension and finds a solution.~
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primewritessmut · 8 days
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Stupid Games, Stupid Prizes
Ah yes, the truth or dare spideypool one-shot that no one asked for. Basically they play stupid games (truth-or-dare) and win stupid prizes (hate fucking each other).
This is one of those early one-shots from what I like to call my "light-hearted" spideypool phase. They actually like each other and there aren't even any knives! I left that phase pretty quickly which is probably why this never got finished. Also, my writing friends @periodically-puzzled and @punch-love have both already written much better truth-or-dare fics and, despite two cakes theory, I didn't really feel like adding to the pile.
“I am absolutely not doing that.” Peter Parker wrings out the shirt from his suit causing water to patter to the roof tiles at his feet. The liquid runs brown off the fabric and he scowls. Goddamn Deadpool. “Live a little, Webs,” the mercenary thorn in Peter’s side taunts from the other side of the roof. “I mean, we’re gonna be up here waiting for our shit to dry for a while. Might as well have some fun, eh?” Peter cannot imagine wanting to do anything more lively than what he and Deadpool just did. It’s not every day a kaiju-level threat sucks you through a time portal and into a battle for your life until the pyromaniac psychopath that got sucked through with you decides to blow it up, exploding a disgusting amount of monster guts all over you in the process. “I said no, Wade,” Peter snaps, twisting his suit hard enough that, if it wasn’t specially made, he’d be tearing it in half right now. Outwardly, it probably looks like he’s irritated by his dumb fuck frenemy’s idea to pass the time up here but inwardly Peter is trying not to happily throw himself onto this grenade of a plan. Yes, maybe he’ll end up blown to bits like that Yeti Kaiju. But shit, he’d really go out in a blaze of glory. “Come ooooon,” Wade whines. "Please?"
wip list for anyone that wants to ask
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not-close-to-straight · 4 months
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Hey! Just finished re-reading my hard copy of Fair Game. I forgot who awesome this universe is and how amazed my boys can be 😂. Just out of curiosity, do you happen to know how many pages the printed version is? It doesn’t have page numbers but it’s a pretty hefty book.
Also the Spideypool cliffhanger at the end, would you be open to do something with it or nah?
Ughhh I LOVE Fair Game. It’s about 500 pages printed. Roughly, every 50k words is 200, single spaced size 12 font pages in a standard 6x9 book so as soon as a fic crosses that 125k word mark, it’s a 500ish page book.
The Spideypool cliffhanger 🥰 I can never resist adding Spideypool to my big verses. Even if the OG idea didn’t include Spideypool, once the verse is established enough there always ends up being room for them somewhere and tbh I love it. I feel like most of my Really Big Verses could have a Spideypool spin off and just be Literally Excellent.
I haven’t spent any time fleshing the Spideypool idea out more but I’m never opposed to more Peter and Wade! Especially in fun fangy grrrr verses lmaooo
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jo-v-ie · 1 year
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Working on my spideypool fluff piece and feeling so good about it (for once), having fun adding lots of little stuff
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mousydentist · 5 months
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Fic data from 2023
Happy new year! This was a big year for me because I got back into reading fanfiction, and boy howdy did I read a lot of it. Over the year I tracked what fics I read got that sweet, sweet data about how much of what I read and when. So now it's time for it to all come together! I put the major stats above the read more line, and below are some other little details about the tags and types of fics. Without further ado, let's get into it!
My goal this year was to read 1000 fics which I realized around June was NOT going to happen. I actually read about 651 fics including re-reads. Not too shabby!
The total words of all the fics I started was 5,196,016 and multiplying by the percent finished (could be >100 for re-reads, or <100 for dnf) I read about 6,214,399 words. So, HOLY BALLS 6.2 MILLION WORDS???? JFC. THATS LIKE 16K EVERY SINGLE DAY. ok i will never again tell myself i didn't read enough this year. Can you imagine if I had hit 1000 fics?
Something else fun about the word count is that the average length was about 1584 words/fic.
My top months by number of fics were February (108 fics), April (88 fics), and March (66 fics). In terms of word count, my top months were February (1.4 million words), January (1.16 million words) and August (804k words).
Keep reading for graphs and data about tags!
Before we get into tags, here's the graphs for the stuff I mentioned earlier. Keep in mind that the first two are about fics I started, not necessarily finished, so the count may vary a bit.
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The top three longest fics I read were meet me where the light greets the dark at 115514 words, Subito Sempre at 107053 words, and This Game We Play at 101717 words. Those also happen to be some of my favorite fics of all time.
Here's a graph about the length of the fic I read. "Format of a oneshot" is something that may be multiple chapters but was short enough that it could've been one. Idk this database was built on vibes.
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I know 54% of the authors! Speaking of, there were 208 distinct authors I read from this year. My top author was JynxedOracle at 33 fics!
These are the fics I re-read most:
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OK tag time! Let's start with relationship:
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VegasPete almost had it for a while but KimChay will always be my ride or die. Also, if you can't tell, I basically read almost exclusively KinnPorsche The Series fics. For my top fandom outside of KPTS, that would be MCU, and my top non-KP relationship was SpideyPool. My highest rarepair within KPTS will go to my grave or the groupchat. :*)
My highest read additional tag by a WIDE margin (I'm sorry mother) was porn without plot. (Guess that explains why the average words is so low).
I was gonna post the graphs of all my tags but not only are they a mess, I simply refuse to out myself like that this publicly.
On to Warnings and Rating:
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...Don't be ashamed of me, I'm ashamed enough of myself.
Final thing! I met my goodreads goal of 100 books by adding a random book every time I read up to 80k words! My goal for 2024 is to find god and maybe read something other than porn :)
Thanks for reading!
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marzbarsjupiter · 3 months
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Boredom has taken a hold
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Somehow Deadpool gets thrown into the Bat verse and makes his way to Wayne Manor and by passes all security. Batman tired from work gets back and see him in his Wonder woman bathrobe and pink fuzzy socks he stole from Clark using his cannabis mug. Conversation goes something like this...
Batman: who are you and how the hell did you get in and why are you wearing clothes that aren't yours?
Deadpool: Deadpool at your service. As for how I got here, I'm not actually sure how. I remember looking for the Spideypool tag and taking a turn at the T-Mobile ad but then I'm suddenly here so I walked over to this house broke in and took a bubble bath. Nice cup btw.
Batman: How did you get past all my security?
Deadpool: Oh? This is nothing compared to Tony's security and I get in all the time to raid their fridge.
Batman: Who's Ton...
Deadpool: So at the end of the day I still have no idea how I got here.
Batman: Get out of my house before I Batarang you.
Deadpool: Ooooo, kinky. Front or back?
Batman: Get out!
I thought it would be funny to put Deadpool in the same outfit and pose as my last post 🙃
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