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aolechan · 1 year

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How does breaking barriers for Latinos make you feel? Tenoch Huerta on Representation, His Marvel Future and Whether Namor Could Join the Avengers | The Wrap

#a woke king #say it louder #i love him so much y'all i'm not even lying #tenoch huerta #tenoch huerta mejia #tenochhuertaedit #chans

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luzity · 1 year

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you look fun... want to play?

scenes of for the future from the new official trailer

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laniidae-passerine · 5 months

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this doctor who episode is really sweet and has most of an intelligent plot and is also just a tad crap with some awful lines. oh we are back baby

#wincing at the bioessentialist ‘you’re a guy so you’re bad with feelings’ baby they are always bad with feelings. it’s the doctor’s thing #but honestly let’s just keep moving forward #let’s see how they do when RTD isn’t trying to prove he’s a woke king or whatever r #there was a lot of fun in this episode #they half assed the doctor donna part but she’s back so yay #doctor who #dw

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that-vampire-loser · 4 months

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Headcanon that Neil is touching Andrew at any opportunity (with permission, of course)

Sitting in Andrew’s lap at Eden’s

A hand on Andrew’s thigh underneath the table at sweeties

Laying his head on Andrew’s shoulder during bus rides

Sitting on opposite sides of their couch with their feet tangled together

Sitting between Andrew’s legs on the floor during movie nights with the upperclassmen with his head resting on Andrew’s thigh

Sitting with his legs sprawled over Andrew’s when they’re in the Fox lounge

Holding hands on the center console of the car

Or having Andrew rest his hand on Neil’s thigh when they’re in the car

Laying his head in Andrew’s lap at any time since he knows Andrew likes playing with his hair

Laying his head on Andrew’s chest when they’re sleeping

Having Andrew sleeping practically on top of him on the couch

Holding his hand whenever he can

Basically Andreil just being in love, and neither of them are afraid to show it

#I woke up with andreil brainrot and i had to share it #I feel like both of their love languages are physical touch #like despite everything #they’re in love your honor #neil just loves andrew and he isn’t afraid to show it #aftg #all for the game #the foxhole court #the raven king #andrew minyard #the king’s men #neil josten #the foxes #andreil #aftg trilogy #andrew minyard x neil josten #demiromantic andrew minyard #demisexual neil josten #t4t andreil

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monster-inside-of-your-head · 7 months

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He's too easy to make fun of

textless versions under cut

#Fionna and Cake #Simon Petrikov #Betty Grof #Petrigrof #Ice King #GOLBetty #quo's art #quo's colors #I woke up this morning and spent 6 hours coloring #IT SOUNDED FUNNY

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paintpanic · 2 months

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dream i had

#i don't know how to explain this other than assure you everything i say in the image is real and true.#i saw this in my dream and it pissed me off so much i woke up. stupid fucking idea.#if anyone actually likes it you're free to do whatever just don't credit me LOL #king dedede #kirby series #“panic why are you a nun on discord”#how about that's NUN of your business LOL.

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nelkcats · 8 months

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Animal shelter at the mansion

Something strange is starting to happen in Gotham; multiple reports of different animals running through the streets but they look green and translucent, it seems that no one has been able to capture any of them.

This, of course, catches Damian's attention, who takes ownership of the case the minute he hears about it. He doesn't quite understand what kind of animals they are, but he'll do everything he can to protect them, even if he can barely touch them.

The Batfamily isn't quite sure what to do about it, it's obvious the animals aren't going anywhere but they all seem to be following Damian to the mansion, and as much fun as it is, Bruce already had one too many cardiac arrests at the sight of the green tiger.

On the other hand, Danny is extremely concerned when Clockwork informs him of an unstable portal that the ghosts of the Realms have been using. It's obvious that the humans only noticed the ghost animals, but Danny is aware that many others went through that portal and are about to cause chaos.

#dpxdc #ghost king danny #Damian is happy #He doesn't understand where the animals came from #but he'll take care of them anyway #Jason discovered that many of the strange animals follow him #Damian took advantage of the knowledge and bribed Jason to lure them into the mansion #Jason accepted #Bruce woke up with a green tiger on his face #and Jason felt it was worth it #dp x dc #dc x dp #Danny is worried #he knows he needs to travel to gotham #but he doesn't know how much damage he has to fix #nor what ghosts crossed #The ghosts are just having fun #kinda #they are going to cause problems

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artist-issues · 9 months

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If you actually hate how Rachel Zegler disrespects the original Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, do not go see or stream the remake.

If you actually hate how Disney has turned the Lilo & Stitch live-action into a bad statement about race, do not go see or stream it.

If you actually believe that the original The Little Mermaid was perfect and needed no adjustments, and Eric was not a bland prince, do not go see or stream the remake.

If you actually thought that Emma Watson misread and mishandled the role of Belle, who, in the original, was expertly characterized, do not go see or stream the remake.

If you actually believe that the Genie wanted to be free, and Aladdin learned to trust, and Jasmine taught them both how, while the Live Action version ruined that, do not go see or stream the remake.

If you actually believe that the original Lion King movie was perfect and needed no bland NatGeoWild embellishment, do not go see or stream the remake.

If you actually believe that the Cinderella (2015) movie was a good remake, go out and buy the DVD—and then don’t go see and stream the other remakes.

Don’t do it. They don’t read our tumblr rants or watch our rage reels, but they count how many of us go see the new stuff. And they count our money as it goes into their bank account to fund the next one. And they count the time we spend on their streaming services. Teach them that we have standards, and the standards aren’t spectacle, and you can’t just buy us with soulless puppets of our favorite movies.

When you’re tempted to go hear the soundtrack play and listen to the dialogue you miss, just go watch the original. That’s what you really love.

#NotMyDisney alienated me with these last few movies, so I’m not playing the games anymore. Make movies for me, as if I’m the smart child you raised on good movies, or else I won’t go see them. If you guys want me, I’ll be waiting for the day that the Live Action Remake comes out, and then immediately streaming the original on Disney+.

Let ‘em measure how many seats are filled in their theaters, versus how many streams of the originals are playing on the same day.

#Disney #woke Disney #notmydisney #not my Disney #live action remake #the haunted mansion remake put me over the edge #Snow White 2024 #the little mermaid 2023 #the Lion king 2019 #Lilo and stitch 2024 #Esmeralda justice #do not go see it #do not stream it

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transparentgayprotector · 5 months

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Lazerus water is Poop water.

Okay hear me out.

Hear me out, Lazerus water is always compared to sewage in DpxDc fanon, why not go all the way?

Danny might have to destroy some Lazarus Pits because of the Rats but he's not happy about it.

Since he always said they stink can I tell you what I think they are to him and everyone else in the Infinity Realms?

Pariah Darks Poop and Pee. He was the only one who didn't have a sewage system because he was too busy being a bitch.

That's why the color is different, like digested food looks different out of your body.

Danny can tell people when they finally ask him that too.

Danny: Yeah they're bathing in the waste of the old King. The reason your acting like shit is because you've got literal shit in your chest. Gross.

The Old King was a big gu who most likely had a some holes he would just poop in on some random dimensions planet.

When the pits were put there, humans probably were small in number, and many animals stay away from waste matter in large quantity, except Rats and roaches, which The League of Assassins are now.

Damian attitude changed because he got away from the sewage and started eating Real food(Natural Ecto).

Jason was dumped in Shit after being brought back to life by the natural Ecto, but Gotham is so cursed he kinda needed a minute to process his food because he was given too much, Like a feast when your stomach is small.

That's why his mood swings were so severe. He was given good food then forced to eat shit. He's constantly trying not to vomit (pit rage) because he'll lose the good food too and probably die again. Or constipated. Yeah he's also ghost constipated because of the Lazerus Pit.

Anyway, essentially The League of Assassins are Rat people, Ra's is the King of the Rats and Now Danny has to deal with them.

Will Danny's poop do the same thing? No, because he's half human and poops in much smaller quantities than a guy the size of a building while using a proper sewage system in his paranoid parents house.

They most likely do something to the sewage anyway. Danny too after he looks at the Rat People bathing in ghost poop.

Plus, he never uses the Bathroom in his ghost form, only him human one.

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theunvanquishedzims · 8 months

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Okay, I'm making mummies the new monster du jour

We all know the story: daring adventurer and nerdy historian discover hidden treasure in a tomb, and just need to survive the undead and their curses long enough to douse themselves in holy water or whatever to sally off into the sunset with their bags of gold and live happily ever after.

What about the mummy's side?

You're dead. You've been dead for millennia, had your organs removed and rites read, been embalmed and dressed and laid to rest amid vast and well-appointed rooms chock-full of wealth. You strode into the afterlife like the king that you are, and have been reigning ever since. The river flows with milk and honey, eternal virgins attend your every physical desire, and your generosity knows no bounds as you shower endless wealth upon your adoring people.

And then...it stops. The river dries up, sour milk rotting in rivulets across the sticky bedrock. The maidens have vanished one by one, carried off by callous, disrespectful hands. The gold that once towered in piles around your palace disappeared much more quickly, not a single coin or ingot left. And your people turn on you. Not in anger, but in fear, hands clawing you, gaping mouths screaming soundlessly, bodies flattening and fading like living murals.

Anubis snatches you out of the waking nightmare, to something much worse: judgement. What? You have been judged already! Your heart weighed against a feather, the wisdom and love you so carefully curated in life keeping it light enough to guarantee your safe passage into an eternal paradise.

Except not so eternal, it seems. Robbers, he tells you. You cannot believe it. Even the bravest, most brazen, most despicably faithless dogs would not disturb your rest. Raid your tomb, yes, take your finery, yes, strip your body of its ornaments and peel the gold off the sarcophagus, perhaps, but not you. Your body in its wrappings, your organs in their jars, should be left alone. They could dump your empty bones on the floor of the pyramid and walk away with every material possession your people saw fit to entomb you with, but nothing of consequence would be taken from you in the afterlife.

They have not just taken your possessions, says Anubis. They have taken you.

Taken the sarcophagus? Surely they would remove your body to lighten the load--

They have taken you, he says.

Removed me to some lesser grave, to set up some new king in a glorious pyramid he himself could not afford to build? Tacky, and rude, but it has been done before--

They have taken you, he stresses again.

...have I fallen so far out of favor with my people, with Egypt herself, that they would strip me of my title and my rest?

Your god crouches, and looks you gently in the eyes, and says again, They have taken you.

And then he adds: You have ten days to return.

And you awake on a boat, a horrific thing of metal and smoke, surrounded by treasures packed in wooden crates and straw, admired by an endless parade of foreigners who ooh and ahh over your dead body and do not, cannot understand what they are costing you, making you their macabre trophy of the dullest hunt you can imagine.

You will teach them what a real hunt is.

(The rest of the movie is a timed horror-thriller as the hero, trapped in his own desiccated corpse, shambles around London trying to find his heart and return to Egypt, while attacked on all sides by monster hunters and grave robbers who don't understand that they're the bad guys. It is an epic struggle to stay the course and not fall into a vengeful frenzy, to keep his heart pure enough to pass the feather again, to FIND his heart in the first place.)

#the mummy #new mummy #You Woke the Mummy: An Imperialist Horror #maybe the real friends were the monsters we made along the way #Anubis does not have a jackal head he just wears one to parties #the virgins are totally into it the king is very cute and flirty okay #they stayed chaste their whole lives to score some royal D in the afterlife let them have this

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lazymonth · 12 days

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They don’t give him a voice so I need to draw this

#I literally draw this after I woke up #first time drawing sign language hope I’m doing it right #poor king he can’t speak 😭#sign language #asl #wreck it ralph #disney speedstorm #king candy #procreate #procreateart #procreatedrawing #drawing

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juice-boxy · 8 months

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Simon. Kiss your hot alternative self. Simon. Simon it's me. Your subconscious. Do what I tell you Simon. Kiss him Simon. Simon do you hear me

#sorry i just woke up #the winter king #fionna and cake #adventure time #fionna and cake spoilers #simon petrikov #adventure time spoilers

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vampiremotif · 1 year

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mattson gives what can only be described as bare-ass, raw-dogged, elementary school bully level homophobia and it takes kendall like 45 minutes to come up with the earth-shattering response of: that’s kinda homophobic man

#🦇#woke king. but also i just KNOW his inner repressed kid was rattling his cage in the corner of his mind during this #succession spoilers #succession

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mxrtified777 · 2 months

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procrastination warmup doodles from earlier

#my art #doodles #yugioh #yugioh fanart #sometimes when i tag my art as yugioh i sit and i think about. how i Got Here #if you had told me last october that i was gonna run into a new life altering fixation the next month #i would never have been able to guess that yugioh of all things. would be that fixation #anyways #marik ishtar #thief king bakura #yeah i cant explain that one. i blacked out when i drew that and when i woke up he was on the canvas

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abstract-moth · 8 months

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just realized how much of a NIGHTMARE Ballister and Ambrosius’ class must have been

Todd is the obvious problem child. not only is he a bully, arrogant, and doesn’t think things through, but he is, unfortunately, charismatic enough to rally the entire class behind him. which means that if Todd is up to some nonsense, EVERYONE is up to the same nonsense

Ambrosius Goldenloin is, theoretically, the best behaved student. theoretically. oh yes catch him in the presence of his parents or at a formal function and he is an absolute delight to be around. but in a classroom? away from his stifling home with it’s strict rules and expectations??? he quickly shifts into a goofball with a concerning amount of repressed frustrations. his trouble making lessens as he gets older (Gloreth bless). but unfortunately that barely helps at all bc he starts mastering the art of behaving in a technically correct manner that nonetheless absolutely drives everyone else up the wall.

Ballister is actually the best behaved student, although that’s not saying much. he’s shy and sticks to the background. but don’t forget that the only reason he’s here in the first place is because he outran several guards, jumped a fence, and crashed a training session

I would not want to be stuck in a classroom with them is all I’m saying

#Ambrosius Goldenloin is the king of malicious compliance #Broke: The other knights let Ambrosius lead the search because he is a descendent of Gloreth #Woke: The other knights let Ambrosius lead the search because they realized how much of an interpersonal NIGHTMARE it was going to be #and they wouldn't touch it with a 20 foot pole #nimona #nimona analysis #nimona meta #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister blackheart #todd sureblade #thoddeus sureblade

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nano-blob · 1 year

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SORRY HAS ANYONE DONE THIS YET

#[blob art]#avm purple #avm king orange #avm rb #mmmmm that's their most used tag right but indigo agenda....#avm gold #AUGH I ALSO USE MARIGOLD FOR THEM... the life of an unorthodox namer -falls on floor-#anyway this came to me in a dream #i woke up just to draw it #super scuffed #bon appetit.#animation vs minecraft #alan becker

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