I’ve realized this could very well be drista or the fujoshi running the dream art account or some pr person like for all we know 😭 it feels like smth he could do but the idea of someone else making this TikTok is really sending me

FUCK

hi yeah i've been lurking around a bit lately, your writing is ✨chef's kiss✨ (sorry it took a bit, the list might be long 😅)

so moOOoOore deployed!könig headcanons (the setting is still ❄️austrian winter boogaloo❄️)

1. he'll have you meet his mother (definitely a mama's boy) - she has probably knit him the uptenth wool jumper cause it's not easy to find them in his size - she'll also probably tell you slightly embarassing stories of him when he was younger (he'll turn beetroot-red) that you'll end up teasing him about later (affectionately) -she'll also probably bring you food at the most inopportune moments

2. you'll be waken up literally at dawn because you can hear him chop wood outside (big man swinging big axe, mind go brrr) for the fireplace; you'll ask him why does he have to do it at the brink of dawn, he'll claim it's cause it's good for the body (psps it's cause so he can wake up earlier than you and light up the fireplace and surprise you with breakfast, most likely Keiserschmarrn, if you don't know what it is google it it's sooo good)

3. speaking of fireplace...one night he'll snatch you up after you've just gotten out of the shower, lays you on the covers he placed down in front of it and go at it for a few rounds? and then you'll both snuggle up to each other and fall asleep there (if he senses that you're getting cold he'll lift you up, trying not to wake you, and move you to the bed)

4. if he's been a while since he was deployed last he'll definitely be CLINGY™, comes handy when it's winter since he's a portable heater lmao

5. he'll probably drag you out of the house to go hiking, yeah it's snowing, no there's no discussing it, there's no bad weather only bad clothes

6. might get a bit too much in the christmas spirit and have a bit too much Glühwein (mulled wine) and get handsy and slur his words and maybe maybe he gets a bit whiny

7. but also CHILL NIGHTS IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE just talking about anything, he'll tell you "stories" about stuff that has happened during his last missions

8. (but it can be applied any time he's deployed) he'll fix the broken stuff around the house, actual handyman, you don't even have to ask him he'll just do it cause he's probably a bit of a control freak and everything has to be working perfectly ok this has been going long enough 😅😅now i'll retreat back into my hole in the ground and maybe come back once i get more lmao ✨

I CAN'T STOP IMAGINING HIS MOM COMING IN LIKE THE ONE FROM MEAN GIRLS WHILE YOU'RE HAVING SEX LIKE "hello darlings I brought you snacks do you need anything? water? condoms?" God I think König would just pass away probably

Dude, Austrian desserts are on xgames mode. I've always wanted to try a sachertorte, and now I have a second dessert to try 👀 And he would wake you up by chopping wood...I can't even be mad at him because I'd just sit and watch him swinging an axe and getting unbearably turned on sldfjskdfjlsd

All of these are canon to me now. Like this is EXACTLY how I imagine him. And all the cozy little domestic ones.....uwhhghghggh I'm obsessed. thank you, THANK YOU for this treat 😭😭😭 god his accent getting thicker and thicker. .. ... .talk dirty to me

Okay but 'beauty and the beast' au where George is cursed by Anne Morris, along with everyone who's in the house at that moment. Including young clerk Larry Whatever-Last-Name who was just vibing around in a hope to meet Russell's cute neighbor. So unsurprisingly his mom shows up in a matter of days, completely unimpressed with horrid gossips around the city and about to kill The Beast with her bare hands, when it's turns out her son is a talking champagne glass now. George is instantly obsessed, but the curse only can be lifted up if Bertha will verbally admit her feelings, which is not exactly her style.

I actually LOVE this idea and if we're thinking Disney version, Larry is such a Chip. Trying to think what George would make in the house for Bertha because homegirl wouldn't give a fuck about a library...

Dentist Harper, where one day they decide that they’re gonna put something in the water they use to rinse out your mouth. They’re in charge, so obviously nobody will question them much if they’re seen carting off an unconscious patient who obviously just fell asleep during their checkup. And maybe that patient just doesn’t schedule any more of their check-ups there… everybody knows Dr. Harper is heartbroken that their favorite patient isn’t coming back, oblivious to the way their frown fades when nobody is looking.

anon I love you

Hi Niko

u're going to be mu first victim

idk your Odysseus reminds me of this dog

don't ask whose dog is this one, i just downloaded this from Pinterest

that's all.

thank you 👍

AHSBSHFHSJKFK OH MY GOD. HE DOES ACTUALLY

Taliesin: An action to repair. Matt: That's true. That's a success. So she repairs it with her action. Taliesin: But she can't fire unless she has a-

Action surge?

clearly the answer is to become willowser-est, even more willowser than willowser

oh my god you're so right i'm gonna do that SMOOCHES

HI CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!!!! i'm gonna gossip in your inbox like we're hanging out at the mall. (Actually lemme set the scene *AHEM*)

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We're sitting on a round table in the food court, noises from both young and old buzzing around. Babies laughing and adults chattering, the sounds of food being fried and orders being yelled. It smelled like a cacophony of meals, each one melting into a Valhalla of food. We were huddled close, sharing earbuds as we listened to some Chappell Roan and gossiped like silly schoolgirls.

"So, I am trying to get my friend to find me a boy at her school because the boys at my school suck." I explained, munching on some fries as I spoke, "Because like all the boys at my school are either ugly, taken, or have the world's worst personality. And it's not like I could date a girl from my school since they're like all straight."

I took a sip of my milkshake, dipping my french fry in the drink. The salty-sweet combo is amazing and should be tried by everyone.

"Like there is this one boy in my Spanish class who probably has a crush on me." I grimaced as I continued, "But I could go on a whole rant about him. He is awful."

HELLO GORGEOUSSSS <3333 mhm ofc ofc 🤭🫶

'each one melting into a valhalla of food' FIC THIS UP OMG it sounds so cool 🤭 AND OMG????? CHAPPELL ROAN????????? could our day out at the mall get any better fr? <33

okok let's get this day into place <3

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"oh my god?? because, SAME. it's so sad that the guys are like that, and that the girls are straight," I said. I sipped my soda, nodding at your words, and smiling at your fries-and-milkshake combo.

"I didn't know you took spanish oh my god?? I'm a french student hehe, our languages go so well together! and yeah! it's so weird how it was one of the most awful person in my class had a tiny crush on me too," I said, my mind flashing back to those traumatic events. "Not only was his personality absolutely trash, but no offence to him, he looked like he got mutilated by a baby wolf."

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that's so relatable bc my friends are all going to different sixth forms after finals and I specifically told them "keep an eye out for good guys okay?? AND GIRLS TOO-" 😭 it's even funnier because ALL my friends are in relationships already 💀

OKAY OMG MORI this was so fun 🤭 can't wait to hear more about this STUNNING and GORGEOUS kid in your spanish class 😌 lmao jkjk, hoping you find someone perfect enough to deserve you fr 🫶🫶

LOVE YOUUUU, AND HAVE A GREAT WEEK; i'm expecting so many updates on this situation tho 😌✊

okay I'm doing it

I'm finally writing a soulmate au.

WITH ALL THE ANGST AND TRAUMA AND MESSED UP SHT ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN.

this tropes about to get rekt.

oh so you thought soulmates were cute? how about being tied up with your worst enemy?

do you run? or use the soul bond as LEVERAGE to USE your enemies weakness and get what you want?

I had an overwhelming desire to draw Melon!Sans saying "Free Palestine" because for some reason it hasn't been done before

(I started the sketch)

I forgot that guy exists oh my God

just saw the new causeineedu tiktok

During fashion talk we’re always like mick in this, Lewis in this and seb in that but when are we putting Charles in a Vivienne Westwood wedding dress.

I am currently reading Burn the House Down (again) and my dumb stupid brain cannot help but picture George as Claire's husband, Frank Randall, from Outlander-

May I offer you my firstborn, you ABSOLUTE GENIUS????

Do you think that Aubrey and Natsuki are sisters?

When their parents got a divorce their mom kept Aubrey and their dad kept Natsuki.

Holy shit Anon you're a genius.

They got phones and texted each other and stayed in contact. Eventually, Aubrey would introduce them to Natsuki and they'd all just- "YOU HAVE A SISTER???"

Time to slowly dump all my thoughts from the past few weeks 🥰

So I’ve been having major Serim hours lately and I think my fave has been newly wed!Serim where you guys have mentioned while dating that you wanna try tying eachother up and since you are very much the bottom in your relationship you thought it’d be fun to tie his wrists to the headboard during your honeymoon and try to take the lead. You do it while he’s taking a nap (shirtless ofc) and wake him up by sitting on his abs and kissing all over his face. When he wakes up he’s smiling until he tries to hold your waist only to find his hands are stuck above his head. Now at first he’s into it grinding up into you, taking in all your touches but then he gets impatient and needs to be touching you while pounding into you and can’t take your teasing anymore. You’re completely in your own world trying to think of how you can drive him crazy like he does everytime he takes the lead with you (which is pretty much all the time) that you don’t even realize you’re being flipped over by him after he tore through your ties like they were cheap ribbon (effectively fueling both of your strength and size kinks).

I’m sos sorry if this doesn’t make sense or if I didn’t write it well I just wanted to share it with you

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OK THIS RIGHT HERE IS PERFECT AAAAAAH

Serim would wake up so confused it would take him way longer than expected to deal with it, maybe he just thought you were too tired to do anything, but then he suddenly wakes up, with you moving your hips over his abs, sighing softly, depositing kisses over his face, a pleasant surprise, but the mention of the tied hands soon after made him anxious, without the full capacity to think for a few seconds, the act of your initiative had him hard within seconds, when you finally got down to fit over him the sensation was pure pleasure, fingers touching the firm torso and then you made a private show for him, fucking practically by yourself, moaning slyly, rubbing the intimacy while serim climbs his hips, taking your attention to the simulations of thrusts while trying to somehow get rid of your not so firm yellows, maybe he wanted to enjoy himself, watching you so beautiful above him, forcing the feeling of the erect member stimulating the entire path of your intimacy, while you bite your lip trying to contain it , and then he grabs you throwing between the sheets: "got you" in a delicate whisper between the lips and a smile which always infects you and now serim is fucking you, his hands intertwined in each other, now you were held pinned over his hands. Foreheads pressed together, eyes fixed on your as he fills all of your spaces, coming and going, at various types of speeds and intensities, making the skin sweat, the moans turn into whispers and moans again, calling out your names, so unique , typical of serim, intense and sweet, until the end of the night where both would be just tired bodies on top of each other.

i might....just...crochet a little hat....for halloween....and also d&d....