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Prof : i want y'all to read about these characters in the text book and write a paper or 2 about them, feel free to add info that are not mentioned.. You'll find a lot in the book so u might not need the web.
WDYM THE BOOK JUST HAVE 5 LINES ABOUT THESE 3 CHARACTERS??? AM I READING THE SAME TEXTBOOK HE HAS!! IDM LOOKING ON THE INTERNET, BUT DID HE EXPECT US TO WRITE 2 PAGES JUST FROM 5 LINES? -.-
Update : in trying a draft for the 1st time -.- how do y'all do that thing
#university#university student#student#Chaotic academia#professores#Classical studies#Classical studies student#Assignment#Textbooks#Wth is he on about#uni student#senior year#Aaa
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I say “like father, like son” about one slutty Bruce Wayne. You agree. You don’t realize I’m talking about Thomas Wayne AND Alfred Pennyworth, two notable and highly influential sluts in the development of one Bruce Thomas Wayne’s ascendance to the title of intergalactic slut (and menace)
#pennywaynes intensifies#bruce wayne#batman#dc#ya know#does this make sense?#batfamily#Thomas Wayne#alfred pennyworth#justice league#he was sleeping wth the whole JL ok#that’s what this post is about#and he’s like this because alfred and Thomas were also that way and that’s just how it is in Gotham
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Just finished rewatching fear no Mort. Crying. Vomiting. Sobbing. Morty's greatest fear is that Rick doesn't care about him, when Rick cares so so so so so much. I would even go as far as to say he cares about Morty more than anyone else. He could've just walked away if he didn't care about Morty. But he stayed and immediately sounded happy when Morty was shown to be fine. He even tried to hug Morty back...but Morty was terrified that if Rick hugged him back he would still be in the hole...
The fact that Rick didn't jump into the hole when Morty told him not to, even if he could've seen Diane again. The way he has a picture of Morty in his wallet, the fact that it's well worn out, the fact that it's in the front pocket, the fact he walked away looking so proud of his grandson...he immediately disproved what Morty was scared of and Morty didn't even see it. I...I cry
#Also didn't find the right time to talk about it#But the voice acting is so good wth#Morty sounded like he was about to cry when he said “You're not even in the hole are you?!”#heartbreaking 💔#Rick#And#Morty#rick c137#rick and morty spoilers#rick sanchez#rick and morty#morty smith#rick and morty season 7#fear no mort
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I also need a minute to go feral over Armand’s accent.
How is everyone on this show so good at those!?!
We don’t even need to talk about Jacob, but Sam and Bailey were doing a great job, too. I know Sam get’s some ribbing for his French (which is honestly not terrible, it’s just not as good as Jacob’s), but the way he does Lestat’s accent is actually really fantastic. The way it waxes and wanes and changes throughout the show is very deliberate and effective.
And now Assad, too?
Because Armand’s accent is a mess. It’s all over the place and I love it! It makes so much sense. The guy hasn’t even spoken his native language in 450 years. English is probably Armand’s like 15th language, that he picked up reading the minds of tourists and soldiers from all over the world. Of course it’s a bit of this a bit of that with some French in it and some Italian and some whoever knows what.
And it’s such an obvious thing now that it’s there, it’d be so easy to say ‘yes of course that’s what he sounds like’, but how many actors would put in the effort to play with that and how many shows would give them the time and space to do that rather than just tell him to do a generic RP accent and leave it at that.
#I hope Assad does so much promo for this season#I need to look into his brain#like he didn't needed to do this#no one would have batted an eye about generic English accent#but he just did#making everything immeasurably harder for himself#taking the risk of people going 'wth is he doing?'#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#armand#assad zaman#accents
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NICO: WE SHARED THE LIFT THIS MORNING! I WAS GOING TO THE POOL TRAMPOLINE WITH MY TWO DAUGHTERS AND HE WAS GOING TO THE RACETRACK.
PINKHAM: VERY DIFFERENT LIVES YOU'RE CURRENTLY LEADING.
#that line from nico is like /the/ modern brocedes thesis to me#like this is their happy ending!!! it is not the one they dreamed of all those years ago in greece but is a happy ending.#it's not multiple shared championships or racing against each other for years or anything their 13 year-old-selves would've dreamed up but#it is them achieving their dreams. lewis has 7 wdcs and is aiming for an 8th. nico has a loving wife and 2 daughters he'd die for. they are#both doing the things they love. would it have been nice if those dreams included each other? yeah. would it have been nice that when ppl#mention their names it would be to talk about what great friends they are instead of how they tore each other apart? absolutely! but they#were doomed from the start. so maybe it doesn't matter that they didn't get their traditional 'happy ending'. at least they had a happy#start and a semi-happy middle. at least they have the lift to see each other. at least nico's daughters get to keep lewis in their lives in#a way nico will never get to again. they will never share a bowl of frosties again but at least their roots are so thoroughly tangled#together that they can never look back without haunting each other. at least they still have that.#anyway for all the non-americans who reblog or like this. the poem is 'the road not taken' by robert frost. very famous in america#every middle/high schooler has to analyze/read this poem at some point. i don't know how popular he is outside of america so i thought id#leave a note ig.#anyway. i am going crazy and i need to lie down. that 2nd line was sooo hard to find a photo for. wth does 'hence' even mean???#brocedes edit#brocedes#f1 web weaving#f1#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#f1 edit#nr6#lh44#web weaving
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Hi Salome!!! Hope you’re doing good and healing well ❤️ I have a question: how old is Konig in DOG? (Also thank you for writing this deranged, sexy creep I love him so much I want to kiss him on the forehead and put him in my pocket)
Aww ty! 🥰💞 I was originally supposed to keep DOG König's age undefined but because there's a birthday scene at the end of this fic it sort of has to be disclosed ^^
So our doggy is currently 36 and will turn 37 in a few months 🐶 He's a summer child!
#not that old for a dog#but very old for a dog unloved :'(#i'm glad he now has a shelter and a good loving home ^^#none of you asked but I'm thinking about a Leo Sun with maybe Pisces moon and Scorpio rising in his chart#perhaps his Mars is in Aries and his Chiron is in Cancer...#guy has some deep seated issues with self love also mom was never quite there for him#yes i do an astrological chart for most of the characters i write it actually helps with characterization a bunch!#has nothing to do with *actual* astrology but wth! it's a good proven method to brainstorm some placements#dog fic#stalker!könig
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Hc that Andrew doesn't talk much once he joins a pro team, and his teammates only really hear him talk on the phone in Russian, so they all eventually just assume that Andrew is actually just Russian. Sure, they all have seen what the internet can provide about Andrew, but they've all successfully gasslighted themselves into believing Andrew is from Russia, and Russian is his first language. Like, he never really did interviews in college, and even though they've heard Aaron speak perfect English, they assume he just learned well and has a really good accent. They assume the same about Andrew since he obviously speaks perfect English whenever he does occasionally speak to the team.
So one day, at the beginning of the next season, when one of them gets curious enough before practice starts, they ask Andrew where he's from. When Andrew looks up from his phone (which he has barely put down this whole time) and says California, they are all momentarily confused. Someone else asks if his parents moved here from Russia and when, and Andrew is beyond confused (not that he let's it show). Andrew calmly states that he isn't Russian and the team explodes with queations.
Before any of them can be answered, though, their coach walks in with their new striker for the season. The coach introduces Neil Josten to everyone, explaining that Neil's flight was delayed, and that's why they're so late, and suddenly, it makes sense why Andrew was on his phone. He must have been texting his college buddy, right?
After introductions, the team goes to the locker rooms to change, and the guys hear Andrew and Neil murmuring in low Russian, and they get ten times more confused than they were before.
Throughout the season, they all try to subtly pry for answers, but they get nowhere. They all resign to just not knowing what is happening with the two of them.
A few months later, they hear him talking on the phone in German. When they ask who it was, Andrew simply says it was his cousin. And then they start wondering: is Andrew actually German?
#yeah aaron speaks german too#yeah they have family in germany. that's where their cousin lives#yeah andrew knew german looong before he knew russian#Andrew's pro team not knowing wth is going on with him is one of my favorite tropes#it's honestly kinda funny#and neil hears about the speculations and just fans the flames#neil has the time of his life#andrew is slightly amused but does nothing to help his poor floundering teammates#aftg#all for the game#andrew minyard#neil josten#andreil#the foxhole court#nicky hemmick#aaron minyard
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BARRY WHY ARE U DOING THIS TO ME
#HES SSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOO#HES TOO MUCH#WTH#THE TATTS#THE CHAIN#DUDEEEEE#UGHHH#Im so normal about him actually#like#absolutely normal#barry sloane#captain price#captain john price#barry#john price#call of duty modern warfare 2#call of duty#call of duty modern warfare#my big bear#john price x reader#six#task force 141#love him
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*spoilers* "Why did you ship your OC with Rodimus?" bro look at him at the end of Lost Light
Do you see the look on his face? That is the definition of looking dejected. Everyone goes their separate ways, and what happens to Rodimus? He's left there, alone, without his ship, without his family. Quest's over, the thing that made him feel alive after millions of years of war. How long did he sit there? Where did he go afterward? Did he even have anywhere to go afterward?
Like it literally gets worse later on in the chapter
mf THE BAGS UNDER HIS OPTICS???? Poor bastard looks exhausted.
Rodimus deserved better. Like I'm not a very emotional person at all but come on, this is just depressing. All this romance and Rodimus doesn't get a boyfriend?? You're telling me he didn't get a boyfriend????
Fine. I'll do it myself.
#also sorry about the absolutely deranged rodimus rambling as of late he's literally all i can think about#he is. a comfort character.#like no shade to jro but also wth man#rodimus prime my beloved#wynter's rambles#maccadam#transformers#transformers idw#transformers lost light#lost light#idw lost light#rodimus#rodimus prime#rodimus mtmte#mtmte rodimus#oc x canon#oc mention
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What the hell happened to Donut??
I’m scrolling thru the tags and I haven’t seen anyone mention his absence. Is there a scene he was in I somehow missed?
I didn’t rewatch season 13 before this so is there a detail from that that I forgot that explains his absence? Did his VA pull out and that explains why he wasn’t in the season? He just showed up as that cheerleader for half a second in wrong color armor and no one else even mentions him.
Where did my fave go and why is no one talking about it??
#did he and doc die in battle for chorus?#if so why is only Doc mentioned for that?#WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS#I truly think that throw that Simmon’s did should’ve gone to Donut#but he was never there wth#I miss him#rvb#rvb restoration#rvb19#franklin delano donut#rvb donut#red vs blue
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green propaganda
#four swords#four swords manga#green link#red link#hey chat sorry for the repost of this. it wasnt showing up in the four swords tag! wth!! at least from what i could see.#ok heres the same tags retyped#dude i think about green in the middle of godamn nowhere while the ithers are going thru it.#red and blue slicing through monsters fighting for their lives and cut to green like. MY SWORD WILL NOT STOP PINGING MEEE !#green is also going thru it dont get me wrong but im thinkin about after the pyramid when hes just wandering. so funny to me.
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i truly hate fancalls but this is my last straw omg imagine paying so much money to pull shit like this ?its so weird and humiliating to the idol(s) 😒 like people don’t know where to draw the line smh the way this person keeps going even when he’s so visibly uncomfortable??
#lee felix#he looks so uncomfortable like ??#what is this ? a space for the creeps i don’t understand why they can’t just let them end it#i’m glad he’s been in a better spirit on bbl but i couldn’t stop thinking about him#i literally wanna fight this person wth is wrong with people
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snippet of tpac ch 11
who wants to see bruce being bullied? doesn't matter, here you go
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“—per my last missive, Sir: if you want this equation to exist, then the principles of linear algebra must necessarily exist.” Korvin waves a thin stack of ruled paper—covered with sprawling formulas, symbols, bullet lists, and patchwork paragraphs on both sides—like he’s trying to banish a demon. That demon, in this instance, is “Batman being stubborn.”
Bruce looks taken aback, like something is happening outside of his set parameters. From how Dick tried to explain it: apparently, Bruce and Korvin have a whole “pen pals” routine going on, and it’s still thriving despite them sharing the same living quarters for the past few months?
Do they actually waste stamps on this? Where do they hide the envelopes?
(Dick raised his hands in surrender at that line of questioning.)
Tim knows Bruce is a creature of habit and standards of operation—of which he completely respects because it’s efficient—but his staunch adherence to routine is next-level neurotic. Normally, he'd be furious about being sidetracked.
Yet, Korvin’s thrown caution to the wind and got so mad over math, like the fussy nerd that he tries to hide being, that he’s directly confronting Bruce—full “David vs Goliath” vibes here. And he's winning.
“I trust your work,” Bruce finally says, holding his hand out for the papers.
That only makes Korvin’s face twitch harder. “Sure. Why not. Everyone needs a bit of make-believe. Escapism in these trying times and shitass economy.”
“‘Shitass economy,’” Cass murmurs, of course latching onto the bit that everyone reacts to.
Babs sighs in disgust.
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#verm bits#on tpac#phd-verse#i'm running my exprs i swear ok#literally logging my results like an old-timey scientist#and i have to bc i know how much time i'd waste making a script to perform my experiments and trying to optimize it#now is not the time#^^i also want to make it clear: tbf to bruce korvin would normally not yell at him (he'd be too terrified to)#(nor did korvin realize he was being condescending to bruce after the batplane incident)#but pen pals bruce&korvin are very different from actual interaction bc it's usually so far removed#think of the cognitive dissonance to actually receive an apology letter from fucking bruce wayne like wth lol#(and the whole experience is so surreal that the both of them just. keep going. bc why not.)#so they just start writing about whatever or digging into topics following up on a previous letter#and the last few letters bruce was pestering korvin about the anti-life equation and why he thinks it's dumb#to which korvin says ''may i refer you to prof gilbert strang who can maybe show you an intro to lin alg for free online. he is qualified''#but bruce is v stubborn and tackles other comments korvin made about the eq#until korvin's just done and here we are#after this they'll start talking about ytube video essays or something
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Pls can you do part 2 of yandere reader falling out of love with Dazai or perhaps like someone barging into readers room or place and drags yandere reader out to take them somewhere or show them something next day when Dazai was at the cafe under the detective agency he sees reader talking to the person from yesterday and sees reader smiling at the person the person says something that makes reader blush the person leads them out of the cafe and go somewhere perhaps the person has the same attachment to yandere reader or is the reason why reader lost interest since someone is reciprocating their feelings
Ps I hope I’m not bothering you you don’t have to do this
requests are closed plsssss :< but to make up for my kind of disappearing i pulled this together overnight T^T following the original timeline where reader stabs fyodor.
this was all kinds of wrong.
you weren't supposed to be smilling at someone else, not when just a month ago you were staring up at him with that lopsided smile and excited glimmer in your eyes, following him around like a lost puppy on an impromptu lunch break instead of working on a case. you weren't supposed to have walked into the agency and leave right when the clock hit 1, practically skipping out of the building without even glancing at dazai. and perhaps he shouldn't have slipped out right after you, following you with increasingly growing frustration as you strolled down the street to meet with...whoever that was, but this was only fair.
after all, someone had to keep you in check, right?
dazai wasn't stupid. he knew very well that you would eventually reach your limit. after all, he couldn't care to throw you a bone of attention or a scrap of affection despite the way you wagged your tail at every word that left his mouth from the moment you met him. it was either you crumbled and gave into your growing obsession with him, or your feelings...fizzled out, and you manage to talk yourself out of whatever infatuation you trapped yourself in. he wasn't stupid, but he convinced himself that the former was the only real outcome. he lied to himself.although he knew this was a possibility, words couldn't describe how much he hated seeing that leech lock fingers with you. it felt like his heart was being squeezed. this wasn't right, this wasn't how it was supposed to turn out. how could it be that just a few months ago you cradled his bloody body after disposing of his attacker, and now you were...betraying him?
right, that's what this was. betrayal. you came in out of nowhere, all stupidly lovesick and stumbling over your words, starry-eyed after every interaction with him and desperate for even a second of his time, and here you were now, all of a sudden perfectly unbothered.
the sight made his skin crawl. how could you so laugh with someone else so easily? he wondered if you'd be mad if he ripped those prying hands away from yours. you shouldn't be mad, if anything, he was the one being wronged. the one being cheated and made a fool of.
and then, you look over your shoulder, as if sensing his presence. your eyes lock and he grins deviously, deciding that look in your eye was satisfaction. he should have realized sooner that this was just a plot to get his attention. jealousy was a cheap game, but he knew it was working. how stupid of him! he was playing right into your hands. falling for such a poorly concealed trick...he smiled to himself, relieved.
at least he knew for sure now that this was a ploy.
in that case...you wouldn't be upset if he were to repay the favor from that time in the alley, would you? maybe he'll send you a picture, a souvenir for you to keep. he's read your journal—he knows what you like, what you want him to do. and he'll deliver. he'll make up for all the rude remarks and scorning laughs. he'll play your little game, but after this stunt, he'll have to make some new rules.
#OMG its so hard to write for a yandere character falling out of their obsession wth >:(((#this might be the last “dazai reacting to y reader falling out of love” ask ill ever entertain unless something unique~ comes up#cos i feel like i'm repeating the same scenario over and over...i tried changing it up by making dazai mad in this one cos the last ask#about this same scenario he was all sad...anyways i hate how this turned out T^T#ask 🐟#anon 🐟#yandere bsd#yandere bsd x reader#yandere bungo stray dogs x reader#yandere reader 🐟#yandere reader x yandere dazai#yandere reader x dazai#dazai 🐟
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I'd forgotten this scene
#i wish i was inside Kaz's head just for this koment dear god#how much he's trying to keep a lid on his emotions and staying calm#cause they need everything to go right for Inej to be free#so yeah Wylan annoys him but it's only at Inej's mention that he actually lets himself off the leash#it's a nice callback to him killing Oomen in book 1 actually#anyeay i have thoughts about this that I can't seem to get out any clearer so I'll just leave it at that#grishaverse#six of crows#should i tag this as kanej?#yeah wth I will#kanej
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Have you ever seen the owl house? If so, what are your thoughts on it?
I have watched Owl House and I plan to make a review, but I need to rewatch it at least one more time to gather my thoughts
The Owl House is insanely popular, but I was really disappointed with it, especially season 1. And people are not gonna take kindly to that opinion, so I will probably get a lot of angry comments for it so I've just kinda avoided talking about it.
Luz and the show act like Eda is a super powerful witch who is Luz's personal teacher who is gonna show her all the secrets of the witchworld, when that couldn't be further from the truth. Eda is like a parent who tells you you're going on a hike with no supplies, she drops you off in the middle of the woods by yourself and gives you like, a stick, and tells you "good luck!" and runs away. Eda is just the weird lady who lets Luz crash at her house.
It's misadvertised, it has tone issues, it has confusing and straight-up unexplained lore issues... and it fell victim to the SU curse of not knowing what they are doing in season 1, just kinda screwing around introducing random concepts
Then they finally get their footing in season 2 or 3 only to get cancelled for being gay. Which sucks, like REALLY REALLY SUCKS, because it's the Network producer's homophobic fault for it being rushed, but its also the fault of the creator of the initial debut for the misuse of screen time on characters or plot that has no stake in the rest of the series.
Most of season 1 is just the formula of "our main characters going to school, screwing up and having to fix their mistake for each episode." And then season 2 is like "Oh right, we're a series with an overarching plot, I forgot- whoops! We're out of time, sorry :/ "
#the owl house#the owl house critical#text post#i just have so much to say about that series#Luz is a disappointment idk if you can call her a marysue in the traditional sense#but she gets away with a lot of stuff that she shouldnt#Edas plot wth her sister wasnt handled very well#the villain is bad- he is extremely boring and just a horrible person for no given reason- horrible person to the extreme-#King's dad showing up in the end doesnt make sense#its advertised as a human witch ward and teacher duo but its not that at all#it kinda just turns into Harry Potter but gay#honestly Luz x Amity............ lowkey drarry#super lowkey but.... im squinting and i see it#the troublesome weasley twins- the mom is lucius malfoy- willow and gus as hermoine and ron-#like its not 100% but if you squint im telling you i cant unsee it#its like harry potter meets high guardian spice meets DOREMI meets Disney#its not a very original series- it doesnt have to be but#in terms of what it was trying to go for- ithink the execution was extremely poor#at least the animation and fight scenes were really badass and cool
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