Going feral brb
Keith's mum leaving to protect the person she loves most (Keith/maybe his father) and Keith going to the blade of the marmora to allow Lance to remain as a paladin and protect him (in a way). What if I actually exploded
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when you're little you think adulthood will be hard bc of taxes and work and shit, but actually it's jsut drafting emails and then re-reading them 1700 times bc you need to make sure you didn't accidentally tell them to go kill themselves, call their mother a bitch, slander their family name, or- heaven forbid- forget to put a third exclamation point so they know you don't fucking hate them
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My tickle toy belongs on my bed, with his feet tied up in the air and completely naked.
His little booty, sensitive balls, and throbbing, leaking cock will be exposed and at my mercy for hours on end.
Such a good boy. I know he'll take all the tickling and teasing I give him, no matter how much he laughs and thrashes to get away.
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Nobody will make more horrifically sexual statements about fictional characters than the asexual bestie.
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Link eating things he probably shouldn't is funny to me, but-
So I've been watching reincarnated as a slime for the first time recently -and What If Link Had PREDATOR?!
Like he's strong enough as it is but tha'd be funny
Plus, leads to lots of sillies
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JJ's tragism
Feminism unrelated again (sorry)
The more OBX I'm watching the more I realize the tragism of JJ's character, like he's straight out of Sophocles' drama. JJ causes katharsis (in literature context, no psychology). It seems like whatever he does, he does wrong, like that's just his fate. There's no good option for him.
Idk if any of you have read Oedipus Rex, but in summary, king Oedipus had his written fate written down: he'll kill his father and marry his mother. And he unconciously did it, which then pulled series of consequences behind him, resulting in few deaths. The thing is that Oedipus couldn't do anything about it, at it was the tragism of his character.
JJ has his fate also somehow written down, his introduction in pilot indicates it. He has a badge on him in the way none of the pogues have and he unconsciously confirms it. He just can't seem to get out the spiral of bad decisions and bad events in his life. That's what so tragic yet... humanly about his character.
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for real! (from kadji amin)
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What I've realized is that I believe that the matter of gender is practical and relational. It's not about who you are inside, it's more about how you would feel most comfortable in the world. It's not 'Who are you?' but 'How do you want to live?'
Had that been the discourse when I was coming up, I would have breathed a sigh of relief. I don't have to figure out who I am on the inside, I just have to figure out how I want to live.
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I was looking for voltron fanfictions to read and found an uploaded copy of Dirty Laundry. I don't think I ever read it, guys should I. Should I
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i think i've spent the past 4 years trying so hard to be agreeable to everyone that i forgot how to be a damn person
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I need Nayuta to be okay or else I will cry. These fuckers need to leave that little girl alone 😭😭😭😭
Fujimoto stop breaking my heart pleaseeeeee
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Totk is just as pretty, if not prettier than botw
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okay I know the “do you bleed?” line in Batman V Superman was universally mocked, but imagine if you’ve spent your whole life invulnerable and some crazy motherfucker dressed in a bat suit who brands people for fun and has no problem crashing millions of dollars worth of military grade tech stares at you with a crazy gleam in his eye and asks if you bleed like he’s personally and scientifically invested in seeing you do so. I would’ve shit my pants, super powers be damned.
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