Blake: Sorry, Mr. Schnee- (Opens fire, Destroys console) Your flight's been canceled.
Weiss: (Eye rolls)
Jacques: Rgh! Klein! ...Klein? ...KLEEEEEIN!
Klein: (Pops on screen) How may I be of assistance, sir?
Jacques: ANNIHILATE THEM ALL!
Klein: Just kidding~! You've reached the scroll voice-mailbox of Klein Sieben. Please leave your name, number, and a brief message. Tata~!
Jacques: RRRRRRGH! Fine! I'll do it myself!
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AGDQ 2023 - Ratchet and Clank
"Up Your Arsenal, Ratchet!"
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Watts: (Watching RWBY Chibi)
Tyrian: (Carrying hamper) Pardon me for disturbing your... research, Doctor, but it seems your impenetrable fortress has been... well, penetrated.
Watts: WHAT?! Impossible!
Tyrian: If you say so. They apparently stole some data disk or another. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some laundry to attend to.
Watts: Who is responsible for this?!
Tyrian: I believe it was Qrow Branwen.
Watts: QROOOOOOOOO- (Cybernetics fritz, Freezes as soap plays)
Jaune: Oh, Yang~. You will always be the love of my life~. (Moans)
Tyrian: Oh my. You should really get that looked at. (Slaps Watts)
Watts: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOW! That boob could never hope to beat my superior wit and intellect!
Tyrian: If anyone can beat a boob at their own game, it's you, Doctor. But it would seem he's gathered a number of huntsmen and huntresses to his aid. They seem to call themselves the "Junior Tectives".
Watts: What?! Hunt down these Junior Tectives and destroy them! Obliterate them! ANNIHILATE THEM ALL! MWAHAHAHAHA!
Tyrian: Of course, Doctor... Right as soon as I finish with our unmentionables.
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This was my favorite game
Geez the hidden jokes I never gotten until now
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Ratchet and Clank!! It makes my 'tism go brrrrrr
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rest in pieces, Emperor. UYA Nef could beat your aft
also poor Clank
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