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satans-knitwear · 2 years
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The kinda cat who knows where its at, i guess 😼 😽
Treat me ~ Tip me
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possum-tooth · 2 years
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happy wednesday i cannot wait until friday ~9p <3
#i get to see him again 🥰🥰🥰🥰#i also took an edible a little bit ago so bear with me as i write my stream of consciousness <3#anyway hi hello hi for the the llove of god Hello how are u i love you happy wet beast wednesday to those who celebrate. i hate not seeing#him now! whats WRONG with me!!!!!! wheres the cold hearted bitch i usually am.. theyre dead and i killed it >:)#anyway also very extremely dangerous knowledge that i can stay monday nights potentially too.. like girl what the fuck is going on#like i made it back w plenty of time.. pavloving myself methinks#maybe not pavlov idk man im high idk anything. anyway i cant wait for friday bc i get to See Him aagin + we're going to [redacted]#but i havent bought a ticket yet so im a leedle scared but. itll be fine. right. tell me itll be fine#Also in a dilemma. i have a concert coming up and other dude said he wanted to go but hasnt bought a ticket bc he doesnt#know if/when he'll get a job so he doesnt wana buy it then not be able to go but how do i ask in a nonannoying way. hey are u going or not.#i need an answer and soon bc im freaking out bc if i ask my bf if he wants to go and he Can then itll be weird maybe. idk maybe not??#is it just me?? would it be weird to hang w ur bf and another person u met on a dating app??????#apparently not tho i guess bc hes done it like twice w me so. maybe not?? idk and its driving me insane anyway#good god this edible is Hitting. its been like 20 min wtf#and this was cheap shit! like $8 for a 10 pk i think! and its knocking me on my ass tf!!#anyway. happy do you wear wigs wednesday i love you and hope your week is going well <3 if youve made it this far um. congrats ily#talk tag
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daydreams-after-dark · 16 hours
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Okay but I need another installment of Free Use 3racha cause wtf Sorsha 🥵🥵🥵🤪
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3racha, free use… just some thoughts 3/♾️
this is not a storyline, just hard thoughts and drabbles.
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4
⚠️ MDNI / smut
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// Dollification // CW reader dressed up as a doll. Penetrative sex (all holes), cum dump, squirting, body worship, aftercare, role play, vaginal fingering.
Sometimes Binnie does this thing where he pretends he’s a “dollmaker” and you’re his creation (his “doll”) and he dresses you up pretty, then shares you with his friends Chan and Jisung.
Tonight he’s made you up in a pretty pink organza layered dress with white thigh high stays ups and cute little white ankle boots that have a bow on top.
He’s got you in full eyelash extensions, perfect makeup with rosie cheeks and crimson lips. He’s even popped a wig on you, creating luscious curls that frame your face perfectly.
“Such a good doll. So perfect.” He whispers as his plush lips brush your powdered cheeks. “You’ll be played with real soon, my pretty little bunny.”
You don’t move. You don’t react. You just lay on the bed where Changbin has set you up and stare into the middle distance with unfocused eyes.
You hear the front door open. Chan and Jisung are home. Then whispers in the hallway outside the bedroom.
Your little crotchless panties are soaking as you anticipate how the three of them might play with you.
You see them enter the bedroom. Jisung looks beyond excited to see you on display so pretty. Chan sucks in a breath and rakes his eyes over you.
“What a pretty little doll.” He says as he strips off his clothes. You don’t react even though you know he’s completely naked.
Jisung climbs on the bed next to you. He’s naked too. “So pretty.” He whispers in a deep, husky voice. He strokes your cheek, and drags his thumb along your bottom lip. “You’ve done well, Changbin. You know why I love dolls so much?” He tugs your mouth open. “They don’t need to breathe.” He chuckles.
“They don’t answer back either.” Chan adds pumping his cock.
“Can I fill up her mouth, Bin?” Jisung turns to Changbin who looks like he’s a proud inventor. “You can do whatever you want to her. I’ve made her robust, and she is easily wiped clean.” He says proudly.
“Is that so?” Chan nods impressed. “Mind if I explore her parts?”
Jisung quickly climbs onto your chest and takes your face in his hands. He whispers as he rubs his leaking cock head along your lip. You drop your jaw open, allowing Jisung to slip his cock into your mouth. He holds you so carefully, like your precious, slowing sliding more and more in with each gentle thrust.
“You’re the perfect size. You fit my cock perfectly. Made for cock, aren’t you?” He pants as he starts to fuck your face. You don’t react, but your eyes water as Jisung builds a relentless rhythm.
Meanwhile, you feel your legs being pried open and Chan curse under his breath. “She’s so wet!” He exclaims.
“She’s self lubricating.” Binnie explains. “Also. If you play with her long enough, and push all the right buttons, she squirts.”
You almost whimper when chan runs his finger through your dripping slit. “Have you fucked her cunt?” Chan asks.
“I haven’t.” Binnie says softly. “Been trying to get her just perfect for all of us.”
“I think you should go first.” Chan shuffles to the side.
Within moments, Changbin is pushing his fat cock into your tight little pussy.
“She takes you well.” Chan observes. “Stretches perfectly, sucks you back in.”
Jisung grips the headboard as he thrusts into you relentlessly, causing you to gag.
Chan picks up your hand and wraps it around his thick, veiny cock and uses it to jerk him off.
You feel so special as your lovers play with you like you’re the best toy they’ve ever owned.
Binnie fucks your pussy perfectly, Chan feels good in your hand, and Jisung, well he’s your favourite cock to choke on.
“I’m fucking coming.” Announces Jisung as he spurts thick ropes of cum into your mouth. You keep your mouth open when he pulls out, dragging saliva and cum out onto your chin. “So messy little plaything.” He grins and kisses your forehead.
Binnie follows, and with a loud growl he cums deep in your cunt.
Over the next few hours they continue to play with you. They take turns trying out your pussy, cumming deep inside you. They fill your mouth again and again with their cum. They flip you over and spank you. They play with your ass with a vibrator. They bend, twist and contort you to suit their needs.
They cut your clothes off so you’re naked and lick every inch of your skin.
You are the best little doll they could have hoped for, letting them do everything they want.
You love it too. The attention. The role play. The feeling of fully submitting to them.
They make you come over and over, and eventually, with Chan buried deep in your ass, Jisung four fingers into your pussy, and Changbin lodged in your throat, you are driven over the edge one final time and squirt all over them.
They take their time to clean you up, running a bath and soaking you. Chan washes your body, Jisung changes the sheets and finds your pyjamas. Changbin makes you a hot chocolate.
They tuck you into bed and curl up beside you. “So we know what buttons to press to make do squirt, babygirl.” Chan grins and kisses your cheek.
You close your eyes knowing that this will be their goal every time they fuck you now.
………
A/n I’ve had dollification on my mind since a little convo with @palindrome969 😘😘😘
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@channieandhisgoonsquad @noellllslut @itsseohannbin @weareapackofstrays @kangnina @3rachasdomesticbanana @palindrome969 @xxkissesforchanniexx @chuuchuu1224 @fun-fanfics @wolfennracha
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theliterarywolf · 1 month
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Oh my God it happened! I had my first ever Karen parent encounter today. Wolfy! *kicks door open* Holy FUCK!
Story Time.
It's spring break so we're doing room by room detailing (Custodian Guard!), not quite the deep scrub of Summer where it all smells new at the end but more like doing a solid once over with a vacuum and a pleather touch-up
I have the fire doors at the end of the hall closed since the school technically is open but they're not supposed to go beyond the office without a chaperone. I hear this ungodly banging. Like someone is trying to actually break through a union rated fire door. I was shown the mess of where one of the SpecEd kids had a sensory over load and wigged. Ended up running body first into the door and then puking all over it from the pain of...something or other. I heard collar bone and also dislocation and also head trauma. I DIGRESS! Bang, bang, bang. At the door Wolfy! I go see WTF and poke my head out. This 5 foot something of a pants suit wearing business woman with a fucked up hawk cut (looked kind of like that ugly fug from the Lorax) rips the door from my hand and barges past. THIS FUCKING BITCH ignores me as I keep pace demanding to know what in the world she thinks she's doing. She stops at a locker, points, and tells me to open it. I said No. And oh NO, uh oh, round the fucking merry go round we go! This bitch explodes! "This is my child's locker and if it's my child's locker its my locker now open it!" Or some such. Honestly she was pitching into my tinnitus and I just started tuning her out. Shrills of property rights, and police, and I let her wear her self out when the door opens again and there's my HoF, El Jefe. It's spring break, the HBIC up behind the big desk put him in charge. He already looks like he's ready to take his crock off and knock her block off LA CHANKLA style.
No, he's a true working class gentlemen. Friendly, but authoritative; assertive, but even handed. Asks her how she got in, what she was doing, why she was doing it. Would not let her talk over him. She accused me of cursing. I said check the cameras. We go and see the display in the security office and since our cams capture sound as well everyone got to see an awesome rendition of Cotton Candy complete with booty dance (I'm doing my job I don't give a fuck), before we find out she had tried the office, they denied her entry, so she just went looking for an unlocked door and barged her way past a delivery that was in progress, made her way to my hall, and began knocking, pounding, then attempting to break her way through the fire door and her entire tirade is caught on persistent media device. Nobody clapped because this bitch is throwing insults at everyone. Then I found out WHY she was so upset. I said I was going to explain that I couldn't open anything without my bosses approval, but she launched into a fit and that's when El Jefe showed up. So we call the HBIC and she's pissed because she's using actual vacation hours to ensure a spring break for her kids and tells us to take security and open the locker. Kid was vaping. Cart box fell out soon as I opened the locker. Peaches n Cream cool hit single cart. 10 year old kid. Fuck. I know I did nothing wrong but I told her I understand her shock and empathized any ways. Knowing that your kid is doing nicotine and god knows what else from these prepackaged crap packets. Security takes pictures, emails are sent, CC'd, forwarded, in duplicate, witness statements, police were called but no charges pressed she was just walked off the premises with little coaxing. I think she was just processing at that point. Found out later through the break-room telephone that the kid ended up in a local Psych hospital...I honestly feel worse for the kid knowing that. The places we have in this town are just...fucking scams.
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See, you got the 'fun' unhinged Karen, I always got the 'how dare that teacher say something not perfectly squeaky clean to my precious baby! I demand to be let on campus so I can beat her ass at ONCE!' Karens.
Even though the 'not perfectly squeaky clean' comments were:
High School - *in response to a kid shouting 'I like my bitches silent' across the classroom several times during class'* "You probably shouldn't call someone else a bitch when you're acting like a bitch yourself, now get out.'
Middle School - *in response to a kid being disrespectful and saying that they don't even want to be in school* "You know, back when I taught high school, sometimes the best advice I could give to people with your point of view was 'maybe you should just drop out'."
*in response to the class refusing to settle down after utilizing literally all of the school's call-to-actions and calls-for-silence* "Okay, I want it as silent as a corpse in here, thank you..."
But, I have to say, I was laughing at your Cotton Candy booty-shaking antics... Then I got sad near the end.
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obligitory-fma-blog · 7 months
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I watched the second fma Netflix adaptation. Here’s the best of my notes:
They had the whole fma original soundtrack to use for this movie and tHEY DIDNT??
Purification arts of Xing?? Just call it Alcehestry like they do in the show?? (No I didn’t spell it right I was noting stuff as I went and didn’t look it up)
Okay the weird pause before Lan Fan pulled out the smoke bomb…
ITS AN ACTUAL BOMB?????
Lots of weird pauses and slow-mo’s to mimic anime fights but it reads weird as live action and I don’t like it
HUGHES THANK FUCK PLEASE MAKE THIS LESS WEIRD
Wtf never mind hi envy with your shit ass wig (I forgot they killed off Hughes in the first one 😭😭)
LAN FAN BODIED HIM LMAO
Ed really be like “you do you ig”
“Yeah people exploding today!” Is my favorite line so far. (English Captions with Japanese audio; this was the train hijacker guy from fma 03)
Ed’s expression when Mustang shows up is the most in character thing I will say that (after train stuff)
I will say they did better on characterization this time around I feel like they’re close to the actual characters
But it’s hard to get close to them since they aren’t, well, animated characters. Trying not to judge too harshly.
Not terrible so far actually
Okay nevermind about the cgi WHAT IS WITH XIAOMEI
“I mean, we’re just some decent human beings.” -Ed who wanted to leave Mei behind
GO OFF MEI YEAHHHH TELL HIM THE BITCH
Okay we’re gonna have a really awkward explosion-over-short moment that just will not work because it isn’t animated
GIRLIE ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE
Mei being a bitch back is warranted
They be running
“You’ll never catch me, tiny rice man!” -Mei (rice man?)
The dialogue being altered where Ed says he doesn’t have a god to pray to before scar kills him bothers me
I like Alphonse’s movements on the ground when he’s incapacitated, I think the cgi works well there
Hi Mustang good on you for saving your pseudo sons
Riza with the side eye lmao
The slowmo’s again like hello
ARMSTRONG HIIIII You look really fuckin weird tho But HIIIIII
Okay the flexing I can do without thanks it looks weird
Yes Breda why is he shirtless
The red eyes don’t look good either. (For scar)
N ow see why wouldn’t you put in a leitmotif for the brothers theme in this scene with Ed and Al and instead just put in sad piano that sounds vaguely similar to it
WHERES THE LINE ABOUT THEM BEING BROKEN BUT ALIVE WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT
Riza being the best and putting her coat over Ed >>>>
Mustang go comfort your son’s PLEASE
Okay just ignore that I’m on the found family train
Girlie that looked like a bad PowerPoint presentation WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT?? (The part where the officer shot the ishvallen child)
Gluttony… hi… again…. Can’t wait for your cgi…. (It didn’t look as bad tbh)
Sorry but with the military uniform off and just the white collared shirt he looks LIKE A DAD LIKE CMON (Mustang)
“You’ve grown… at least I think.” -Hoenhiem, observational genius
“I think I like this scene better than canon a bit actually? Cause Ed gets to express his emotions more than just calling him a bastard
Okay Hoenhiem just ignore him??
Uh oh they have to walk back together
“Our hair matches :D” -Hoenhiem
Ed immediately takes his out of the ponytail
Im not gonna lie I chuckled at that
Also I love seeing Ed with his hair down we don’t get enough of that
“stop following me” -Ed
“we’re going to the same place? 😥” -Hoenhiem
Okay we’re talking about Xerxes instead of Ed and Al’s mom or…?
And the bitch is gone
YOURE GOING TO XERXES WITH AUTOMAIL YOU DUMBASS YOURE GONNA OVERHEAT
Ooooo love the look of Xerxes ruins
Awwww Winry’s parents :D we get more of them
They’re gonna die tho and I hate that :(
This is gonna be so hard wrenching actually-
GIRL IM GONNA CRY
5 minutes into Central and you’re already causing trouble, good job Ed
Al I feel like has the weakest characterization so far in this adaptation he’s just reacting to stuff rather than doing stuff as far as I’ve seen
Scar when Winry is having a breakdown🧍
Ruhroh Winry’s got a gun
Okay the slowmo makes more sense here
Ed saves the day :D
Also we finally see scars brother after getting no context on him
Good acting on Lan Fan’s part
Also why is this calling her Ran Fan? Is that a dub thing (they called Ling “Lin” but this was all in the captions so I’m confused)
“King Bradley is a Homonculus” very serious Ling “hUh.” -Ed
Any Mustang and Hughes content is good Mustang and Hughes content I don’t make the rules
Also it’s good they didn’t change the layout of Riza’s explanation montage for Ishval because it works really well in canon and translated pretty well to live action
Riza and Roy’s speeches near the end >>>
Oh great the bros are gonna try and catch scar alone this can only end well
Well they definitely didn’t catch him
WINRY HOW TF ARE YOU HERE??
MUSTANG WHY TF ARE YOU HERE???
Oh hi Riza :D
Mustang’s like “let ur gf speak to him if she wants like damn”
Ed’s like “bb girl if he says anything shitty I’ll fight for you”
WINRY GIRLBOSS LUV HER
“Hell no I don’t forgive you for shit, but I’m gonna patch you up anyway.” -Winry
Okay cool message, someone must endure pain if it means they can prevent further suffering and cycles of violence
Uh oh Gluttony escaped
He be runnin
YEAH ED AND AL SAVE UR DAD
YEAH SCAR SAVE WINRY
YEAHHHHHH
“Wait I won’t leave you behind” MUSTANG BEING A DAD AHEGWIWNWN
“Colonel your fight is elsewhere” SCREAMING
Oh hi envy
ED SAVINF LING
and they got eaten lmao
Yay we’re all trapped in Gluttony’s stomach :D
Envy is so cynical what a bitch lol
“Tf is a portal of truth 🧍” -Ling
Oh great we’re gonna get cgi envy this will go well right?
EW
Could be worse but
EW
Conclusion: it was okay. There were parts I genuinely liked. There are things that also bug me to no end. The soundtrack from the original series would’ve fit way better and a lot of times it sounded like an off brand marvel track. Acting and cgi was a lot better (at times.) An improvement on the first one, and a semi-worthwhile watch if you have nothing else to do and you like fma. Cannot and will never be a substitute for the original obviously. Seems like less of a cash grab and more of a genuine effort this time which I appreciate. Overall? 6.5/10
(Lemme know if y’all want my full notes version because it has way more of me screaming and being goofy)
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willowthefoxxo · 3 months
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@mod-coffee-is-here @gummy-axolotl @unfunnyaceartist @ilovemydogrykersomuch @indigoblu2
ok i know I just said I was trans but actually I think I'm genderfluid or nonbinary, not trans
like sometimes saying I'm trans feels like it fits perfectly and then sometimes it doesn't, which is what's making me so damn confused
it's like JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST MAKE UP YA MIND AM I TRANS OR NOT?!
Like I dunno, I feel like my gender identity changes a lot but it's really fucking annoying to actually try and figure it out. At the same time tho, I feel like the bisexual and bigender fit me the best and I've run with that the longest, so I kinda feel like going back to that but I'm just so fuckin confused, at this point I'm thinking I might as well just give up and say FUCK THE LABELS MY GENDER IS A FUCKIN ENIGMA cuz that's sure what it feels like
I feel like most of the confusion comes from the voice, hair, and outfits that I wanna have. Like I know my ideal voice would be similar to Mori Calliope and DEMONDICE's voices with a voice range similar to Ado's, but with my hair I feel like what I really wanna do is just say fuck the hair, get a buzzcut and a bunch of wigs cuz I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT IT LONG OR SHORT and when I think of the outfits I like wearing my brain immediately goes to either scene girl, decora kei, or femboy depending on my mood.
And I feel so pressured to choose a gender and stick with it and it's like I DON'T FUCKIN WANNA
What I really wanna do is pull a Zooble and just have nobody know wtf my gender is. Like gender? who's she? I don't want it, It's annoying.
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dangermousie · 21 days
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Are they...HALF SIBLINGS?!
I mean, the crazy girl who had a thing for him is all "you can't date Kanade, her dad was murdered, he didn't commit suicide" and he's all "ok, fine, so wtf that has to do with our dating life" and then crazy girl is all "let's commit suicide together, you can't be with her, because her dad is..." and he yells at her not to say it sooooooo
WHAT IS IT!!!
God, I love jdramas because it could be anything:
They could be half-siblings (his dad is some serious big wig but what if he's not his bio dad).
His mom could have murdered her dad and disappeared.
Their parents could have been lovers (but they are not related as they are kids from other partners.)
It could be a Byaokuyako scenario and Kame killed the dad as a little kid after dad murdered his mom (I mean, least likely, he'd have been what? 10? but it's jdrama, could be.)
LIKE I LOVE THIS!!!! I miss this!!!! With jdramas there are never any limits or taboos or "we know the drama won't go there" IT COULD BE FUCKING ANYTHING!!!!!!
ETA: well that was fucking creeptastic. Is his father Dracula?
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Are they worried he killed that crazy girl? But like lady was planning to commit murder suicide with him in the car, so I am kinda not bothered if he tried to stop it by any means necessary even if that is the case.
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mmslooney007 · 1 year
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The (long-ish) Review No One Needed Or Asked For ™ - Till The End of the Moon
Character-wise
Li Susu is our leading lady who travels back in time before the Devil God was, well, the Devil God and just the Devil Fetus *insert snickering here* because, "Maybe I can fix him and kill him." Morally ambiguous at times? Caught between feelings and justice? Sign me up.
Tantai Jin is the Devil Fetus *more snickering* who had it rough since Day 1. He literally came out the womb and it was that time. Pathetic hostage prince, manipulator, benevolent ruler, Wife Guy-- Cang Jiumin. My guys wears hats (wigs).
I'm a Susu apologist and to all you commenters who whined, Susu just love him and stop blah blah blah, No! She understood some of the assignment. Our characters are flawed, no one is perfect, (except one (1) Square and Vixen I said what I said) and you will be suing for emotional damages.
Plot-wise
We start off in real-time, where we see the Devil God (yassified) freaking wreck the 3 realms and 4 continents. Susu enters the fight with her weapon of choice (don't bring a harp to a knife fight) and is given the artifact that will make me overthink any timeline where time travel is involved. Before she goes back, she witnesses the death of everyone she loves very conveniently, because plot, die at the hands of the CGI crew (all of whom, might I add, deserve a raise).
500 years earlier, she is inserted into the body of Abuser, Ye Xiwu. Stockholm Syndrome or True Love? We don't know, but Tantai Jin (fetus) will somehow grow to love his wife (sidenote: he totally did something to himself peep episode 5/6 where that tree thing grows)(other side note, what's up with the continuous motif of tree and feelings? see: LBFAD).
I feel like the arc within an arc, though long and somewhat useful, could have been useful-er. I'm docking points for not nodding at plot thingies more for havimg lasted about 7 episodes but having 5 relevant points to the plot. Fight me. (Also, they fall in love in this lifetime but they're not them-- it's just continued contemplation of "why was I casted as x," when they can't freaking math and make it make sense).
Then after the Great Misunderstanding of episodes 24&25, we have to see our tragic love story be more tragic and wrap up this lifetime before we go Back to the Present (Future). If you haven't already, you will be cheering on our favorite Baddie being Badder.
Then we get stupid in the immortal rea-- housing development? Cang Jiumin is Tantai Jin in a different-ish wig pre yassification. He does more cultivating. He gets more hurt and scorn. He gets some action with his wife. He gets an outfit change.
The ending? I'm sobbing. I have been touched and I'm crying as I type this.
The Good, The Bad, The WTF
I liked that they were so enemies to lovers that I honestly did not see how they were going to ever be lovers. Good.
I liked our cast of characters-- brother Qingyu is the Square, Pian Ran is our favorite Vixen, Nian Baiyu needs a raise and Xiao Lin is Just Ken. Love it.
Episodes 36 and on-- the Bad.
Episode 39-- WTF. What made him think let's have this banging Goth Wedding so you'll hate me because, "I hate you." Yes, we are pseudo sleeping together in my Bo'Re Life because, "Susu you gotta hate me too," and when will the logic ever happen? I just think he needed to think through his justifications for his advancement of death more. Felt half baked imo.
And who made the rules? I thought when he absorbs the Devil God's Favorite Things and the evil bone *persistent snickering* then it was evil onsite? Last time I checked, Jin was still home.
Who decided Sang Jiu taking away Ming Ye's voice during The Sex was sexy (see: a dream within a dream)?!
Why did y'all embrace the freaking Lord of Evil when he's called The LORD of EVIL. Get me outta the simulation!
Shoutout
To the Viki comments section. Y'all was the best of all'em. From Naruto, to Death Note, Rolex and Nasa, and Team Rocket. I was rolling.
My Rating...
8/10 for Tantai Jin's outfits as Emperor and Devil God.
I like 'em bad.
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eldritchsun · 5 months
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I found my Realm Of the Elderlings opinions in my diary and I still stand by them almost 5 years later
first entry and it's already terminal :
aug 30 2018
OHHHHH my god fitzchivalry YOU ARE THE REAL FOOL
i am so fucking done with this ABSOLUTE dumbass i can’t deal. the farseer books got me fucked up. he is SO stupid sometimes!! [ranting in french] fitz you are so self absorbed!!!! you really are just furious because u love the bastard. i swear to god fitzchivalry, just square the fuck up i’m teleporting to les six duchets just to shake you a lil
sep 26 2018
My ass is losing it reading The Liveship Traders!!!
Altheaaaaaa!! Mrs Hobb I BEG you!! We’ve suffered enough with One Dumbass Teenager! Fitzchilvary growing up is enough Pure Dumbassery-driven decision making for the next ten years of my life, and that’s from someone who’s still running on dumbassery themselves!!
The worst of it is... rn I’m like Althea... hoe plz... stop... but I can feel it. This is how Fitz got me... is this a stupid teenager with Big Problems who’s gonna grow through and despite them? What is this within my heart?
And Robin Hobb bursts through my door, my beating heart in her hands, slams it on the table and bellows “ITS THE SEEDS OF LOVE”
oct 19 2018
Kennit “[wintro's french name] is beautiful” Pirate King
Hobbs recurring gay themes r so ??? To me but at the same time bring me so much joy lol
Canon nonbinary Annoyance Fool “in love with Fitzchilvary” Prophet
Althea “drag king” Vestrit and lesbian/bi girl solidarity friendship with amber.
Malta “Homophobic Queen” Havre.
And now, absolute legend kennit “surcoure do you love me” pirate king. I know one gay couple is actually endgame over the course of Hobbs books [ndlr i don't remember wtf i was talking about] and I’m thinking it might be this one. I mean, it’s not great hashtag representation but it’s great story telling!
Sweet monk Wintrow with dumbass pirate kennit? Who’s completely and irrevocably in love and admiration for him?
This idiot of a kennit is literally constantly like [french ranting about kennit etta hate and wintrow love]
Lol kennit mate come out
however the next entry doesn't make much sense but features the sentences "kennit thinks he’s so smart!! Fuck you, half a pirate!!!" (the title of the entry (oct 26 2018) is "kennit bitchass of the century" so clearly he fell out of favour)
nov 26 2018
Literally in ROTE if I was there for one of Ambers prophecies I would legit be like... ok sis... wig?
nov 30 2018
Checked the notes on that women writers rec list and several other people already wrote “this is Robin Hobb erasure” in those exact words :’)
So in honour of this hivemind I must say : I am having the time of my life with the Liveship Traders, excites rant with (huge) spoilers ahead :
I am at that point where Kennit is about to get absolutely WRECKED and I swear to god it feels so satisfying. The character arc and development for every single character in these books is pure mastery. In the case of Kennit you really go from “what a despicable man he really just has luck on his side” to “well I guess even if he did good accidentally he still did good... I almost love this Awful Imbecile” and finish straight into “OH!! NEVERMIND he really was a despicable man the whole time!!!”, a pit of disgust right on time where the whole story is setting up to absolutely destroy him. Kennit is a great example of how “does the right thing for the wrong reasons” is not equivalent in terms of ethics as “does the right thing for the right reasons”. But to quote a great thinker “they really had us in that first half I’m not gonna lie!”
What I really like in these books is that the centristTM opinions of certain main characters are not automatically & heavily presented as the right ones. I am still cackling at Hiémain’s “but they didn’t deserve to die!!” bullshit not being put on a pedestal. Ms Hobb did that! Her mind! Also the Vestrit family not being given an (entirely, let’s be real) free pass for not standing up to Kyle and letting Vivacia happen. The main characters, the actual heroes try to pass off responsibility for bad things and in most media it’s like “but they didn’t directly kill someone with their own hands so aren’t they kinda innocent?”
and then it skips to a single entry line (dec 3 2018) "reyn khuprus is a massive idiot" :')
dec 12 2018
Fitz I missed u so much
I have not seen this boy for 9 books and this hoe is worried abt being ugly, please never change boo
dec 14 2018
Fitz and the fool interacting is genuinely maddening I’m just walking along like KISS! KISS! KISS!
Fitz you are an immense idiot and the smartest one of the bunch is the goddamn wolf.
Jan 8 2019
Ohhhh my goodness gracious
I have gone full baby on Dutiful, he is the sweetest most cute drama teen since Fitzchivalry himself. I love him with the force of an exploding sun. His interactions with every other character are both precious and absolutely hilarious. He’s got a great mini-me vibe going on with Fitz, wrapped in Hobbs usual delicious irony.
Also poor Dutiful so lonely and starving for warmth, human attention!! The bit where Fitz is like all them hoes been begging me for this for MONTHS but I just can’t say no to those baby blues. I was like congrats Dutiful you just got a dad! Free dad with your meal!
And the Fool interaction like Dutiful you lucky boy you! You went from zero dads to TWO! It’s buy one get one free.
This dad was kinda mean so I had to get another one to counter balance it.
Jan 15 2019
Fitzchilvary « Homophobia » Farseer
Fitz!!!!!!!! Fitz!!!!!!!! Robin Hobb I swear to god you better gay these boys up or i will see you in court
the latest entry is apparently post "the golden fool"
Jan 29 2019
BELOVED WENT HAND TO MOUUUUUUTH!!!!!!
I am absolutely losing it! hand to mouth hand to mouth !!! Fitz called him BELOVED!!!!!! YAS MF QUEEN! Icon! legend!
and if i remember rightly (which i don't, it was five years ago, i don't remember anything) i got real upset at queerbaiting and stopped reading. i like googled "are they actually gay" the answer came back hashtag no and i stopped reading out of disgust :/
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kevin-sedai · 2 years
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The Wheel of Time crew at a Halloween party
Rand: Went because he was told to by Min, Aviendha, and Elayne. Was supposed to wear a dragon mask and wings, but went wearing a name tag that said "Dave". Left at 9pm.
Min: Went as Belle in the blue dress and a book from Beauty and the Beast. Couldn't stand the dress, so she left with Rand.
Elayne: Went as Harley Quinn. Did her best to not complain that she was cold in the short shorts, but she was clearly shivering. Put something in the punch bowl when no one was looking and said, "Let's get weird," when she did.
Aviendha: Went dressed in her Vaporeon pajama onesie. Told Elayne to "put more in" after taking a sip of the punch and "you wetlanders need to live a little".
Mat: Went dressed as Aemond Targaryen with the wig and everything. Is mad when he sees Rand. "WTF, bro? I was gonna ride you!" he yelled. Elayne had to leave the room because she started laughing, though Mat doesn't get why.
Egwene: Went as Wilma Flinstone. Entered the house in front of Gawyn, while loudly complimenting the couple's costume that Perrin and Faile were wearing.
Perrin: Went as Scooby-Doo. Constantly tells people that although he is dressed as a dog, he is still a man. Fidgets with the tail like the Cowardly Lion all night.
Faile: Went as Fem!Shaggy in a baggy green shirt ang baggy brown sweatpants. Didn't put as much thought in the costume as Perrin did. Blames Perrin that her costume isn't any better. Secretly doesn't mind, she didn't want to wear anything but sweatpants.
Gawyn: Went as Barney Rubble. Doesn't understand why Egwene is so upset that he didn't go as Fred. Barney is from the same franchise anyway and has blonde hair, so it makes more sense. "At least I wore a costume," he said while point angrily at Rand who is minding his business.
Nynaeve: The hostess with the mostess and dressed as Snow White. Mat kept reminding her Snow White doesn't have a braid. She threw the apple she had as part of the costume at his face and hit him square in the forehead.
Lan: Helped Nynaeve decorate and then went to the movies before everyone came. Fuck them kids.
Moiraine: Dressed as Mary Poppins in the white dress and brought candy goody bages for everyone. Got one (1) compliment on her costume from Egwene. Got zero (0) thank yous for the candy. "It's okay," she tells herself. "They won't forget what I have planned for them later."
Thom: Dressed as Bert from Mary Poppins with the big drum on his back. Actually plays it like Bert did in the movie. Attempts to play Sexyback as he has punch.
Birgitte: Went as Katniss Everdeen. At first she says she won't yell that she volunteers as tribute, but as Elayne has more and more punch, she obliges happily.
Tuon: Shows up late because originally she was going to dress as Kim Kardashian, but then she heard a woodpecker outside, and took it as an omen to switch costumes halfway through getting ready. She went as Khloe Kardashian instead.
Berelain: Comes dressed as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. Asks Perrin if he could be Toto for a picture together. Faile punches a hole in Thom's drum. Elayne has Instagram Live ready to go.
Galad: Comes dressed as Scarecrow. Laughs at how funny it is he and Berelain's costumes match. She laughs as well, what a funny coincidence (she was nonstop texting Gawyn to make him get a Scarecrow costume since July).
The lights suddenly go out and the door opens. Someone Nynaeve didn't invite walks in with a Michael Meyers mask. Everyone is screaming, except Moiraine and Thom. She turns the light back on and it turns out to be Gareth Bryne. Siuan comes in from behind Gareth and fist bumps Moiraine. Gaywn legitimately wet himself.
Loial: Writing notes the whole time wear a headband with Shrek ears.
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Gn reader
(THIS ISNT ACTUAL NRC. Just there are actually other gender than boys 😨)
This is Reader x All!
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“Have you heard that a new play will be happening?”
“Yeah, I’ve heard. Apparently they already chose one of the love interests of the story!”
“Really who is it?!”
The gossip of the two girls that say near Ace and Deuce interested them very much.
“I heard it’s gonna be Y/N!”
“REALLY!”
Now all of the sudden Ace and Deuce where theater kids. And that didn’t end there. Now apparently many lovely boys and girls wish to play the part of the “Heroic love interest” to get a chance you kiss Y/n.
All of the people who wished for the role were ass.(Apparently to the judges.) Well except for 21 very unique students. Riddle, Trey, Cater, Deuce,Ace, Leona, Ruggie, Jack, Floyd, Jade, Azul, (YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IM NOT WRITING EVERYONE….), Kalim,Jamil, Vil, Epel, Rook, Idia, Malleus, Lilia, Sebek, and Silver.
All boys were perfect love interests for you, but the judges had thought of them as all equal acting skills. (realistically most would be butt cheeks but oh wells man) Some don’t even know how Idia got in here? But the judges had came up with the quickest solution ever. Through out the story the boys will switch out with each other. They would all wear the same outfits and all wear wigs. (Some would wear platform boots to match the height of the supposed character.[short asses😨] ) The play was about 3 hours and 50 minutes, so each boy would get ten minutes with you. And the kiss is around the 3 hours and 30 minutes mark. So now all the boys are slowly calculating who would kiss you,(some calculated slow than other but thats okay) and the boys came to a conclusion you would kiss AZUL! (THE CROWD GASPS 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Now there was only one problem…They all wanna kiss you on the little lips. So now each of them are scheming each others down falls. Isn’t that splendid!
And now finally comes the day of the play. Half of the students in the theater were there to see Y/n and the other half was to watch their personal ships of y/n x [character] sail. I mean we love a balanced fan base. Besides the point, backstage there stood all 21 boys glaring at each intensely, some just smiled and glared. But the boys focused their glares more on Azul. Azul just had a sly smirk while thinking how king triton had given him so much luck. Footsteps were able to be heard and the boys slowly turned their heads to the sound. Their stood you in all your beauty. You wore some medieval clothes that you preferred. Now this made the boys want to sabotage Azul even more, while Azul just wants to faint from your beauty.
Its a few minutes before the play starts, when suddenly a large bang of a door is heard. “WHAT THE HELL!?” Ace’s voiced could be heard in the front and now the guest were worried. In walked in the man himself…..
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It was shrek. SHREK RUSHES IN THROUGH THE DORR HE JUSTED SLAMED OPEN AND HE SLOWLY WALKS UP TO YOU. “Y/n L/n, I ask of you a favor. Will you run away with me to my swamp?” Shrek’s eyes stare at you awaiting your answer. WHEN SUDDENLY, ONE OF THE CEILING TILES FALL DOWN. The ceiling tile hits Trey and knocks him out. But who comes down from the ceiling tiles?
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Its BARNEY, YES THAT PURPLE DINOSAUR. “STOP Y/N DO NOT ACCEPT HIS PROPOSAL!!!BECAUSE IF YOU RUN AWAY WITH HIM, YOU WILL LEAVE ME YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND BEHIND!SO STAY WITH ME INSTEAD Y/N!” Barney now held your hand on one knee. You weren’t able to comprehend wtf just happened. As you were about to say something, a big force punches both Barney and Shrek. And the one who punched them was….A CAT? Oh wait, it was pusheen. Pusheen meows at you to just go back home with your family and pusheen. This time you knew the exact answer, “Okay!” You pick up Pusheen and walk out of the theater. And the boys stood there flabbergasted at what just happened. And in the end no one got to kiss you.
The End
Also happy april fools man, THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL SERIOUS FIC. I made this during 2-3am so yeaaaaa. (I can’t believe my first writing post is for april fools 😔 Also probably add the header blocker thing later)
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Sitting stoned on my couch, with the blanket we were gifted yesterday and Marian protected so dearly, he was his gift for his new flat. It’s so cozy I’m so happy like wtf how do I deserve this.
I meet so many beautiful people everyday. I just came from the museum with Emily and Ellie
they have so much in commmin and we have so much in common within each other. Ellie and I are born on the exact same day same year, emily and Ellie both come from uk both have this love and desire for the east and get it other immediately. It’s all so smooth as if we were friends forever, we go to this exhibition
it’s so good it’s so full but it’s still so easy everyone is appreciative. Everyone is beautiful the art is so amazing her book is sold out for ages I guy three postcards I knew immediately which ones I wanted. It’s all intuitively. We share so many interests
I learn so much from you Emily your so wise. You inspire me to the max.! So I sit here writing down all the beautiful things I have witnessed today I had ah amazing breakfast with Marian after an amazing weekend with him it’s like we’re glued together hahahaha when u don’t see u enough I’m going crazy like when I was waiting for u in the park with my friends haha u know what I am talking about, yes the night before was indescribable it just all came together then we met Joshua again the second night he joined us later again like the first night to then go to the spontaneous second house party with us. Joshua who is actually my bzw. Marians neighbor hahahahahah se everyone is my neighbor literally. He is very good looking and has a beautiful special spirit he loves to go the movies and we talked about Saint Omer and Wolfpack. Then we danced and smiled at each other like we’ve been friends forever. It’s insane. everyone is sweet everyone is welcoming this cooooool photographer just welcones a big group of young bobo kids and allows them to use their space to just put up some techno and get naked and get into ahh group make out so sexyyyy everyone is just sex I dance with Marian pole dance I dance with myself I dance with Mattia mattia is doing the most insane stunts
I meet another guuy from ifm Fabio is so kind, Pierre is so sweet Joshua and I dance to turn me on from Kevin lyttle, Mattia is yelling I wear TuS beautiful latex tip from Marie and everyone loves it Vittoria is straight ok kian is a seeethrart in a bike who loves nosferatu, pascaline has a million wigs. They’re all Italians and then there is Andrea and the sweet boy from
ifm who introduce himself with is IG handle iconic ?!! I sit here and think about the art I just saw when I met emotion and Ellie
this artist RINEKE dijkstra made very sensitive comments or quotations of different aspects and perspectives on art and society. She manage to capture very honest but conscious relevant moments of society. The perception of these young children who not only think about art in a very elaborated and reflected way because it is about perspective and perception two things everyone learns at a very young age is it through sound distance falling standing up touching things tasting, testing out we all know what I am talking about now.
this is literally all it takes to understand art and then contextualize it. And here jr comes what do we need to cintextualize and he’s true knowledge deffo helps. But ahhhh chicken. Egg chicken eggg chili en egg. What is knowledge.
anwhoo Emily said: ah this could be art critical so it wasn’t even me and we agreed in that point.
so basically this children analyze in a very elaborated way how the origin of this painting could be laying at. They name very emotional intelligent options for where the well-being or not existing well-being/ crying of this women can be originated. It goes from trauma, financial suffering, violence, loss, abuse, spirits, souls and health. Money power, loneliness togetherness
to just the fact that Picasso might have been liking the colors or maybe also he just wanted to do sth different. It’s plane but it’s smart and it’s honest and it’s diverse.
They remainders me of how I would imagine a Greek discussion instead of their school uniforms they would wear those toras? Is that the name those beautifully draped clothes going to finish this now and show some pics because I could keep going for ages sorryyy
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top 5 tsurumi moments pls
when heeeee bit off usami's finger it changed me forever. i kept going back to that page for weeks. it was october 2020 and first it was the korean leaks. that left me speechless and confused. then it was the japanese release. that left me speechless And confused. then the english scanlation that left me... speechless and confused. what is WRONG with this guy. i am still speechless and confused tbh my jaw is on the floor from the memory alone. brain altering happening
the whole of church arc was noda coming out saga (as a tsurumigirl) it was hit after hit after hit and they all made my brain rattle in my skull like a handful of peanuts in a can. the title drop. my beloved daughter wilksona theatrics (tsurumi's most compelling woman moment yet). i shot a poison arrow at wilk. nuzzling of some guy's discarded face skin like it's a cashmere scarf picked up at a thrift store. the whole... manipulation in action. act. tsurumi theater. i didn't come out normal out of that no sir
what made him my favorite character to begin with aka the edogai arc and the way he was so proactive in spotting edogai-kun's weak spots and manipulating him... like before that he was just hehe ugly bad guy, he's fun! but edogai-kun's dilfhunter metamorphosis in under 3 minutes made me go Wow this guy is actually evil and foul and he KNOWS what he's doing and he's doing it on purpose... slay!
when he attacked abashiri and when asked how he will explain to higher ups wtf happened and why is this high security prison in fucking shambles and he went like oh we'll say it was a locust plague and we came to help <3 it's a double combo because a few chapters before there WAS a locust plague right. what is good about gk is that it's just so cohesive, the details that are thrown around aren't just blanks they're seeds from which the plants grow and they make this beautiful garden of a story. like i just loved that moment. but also it really just spoke of the depth of tsurumi's preparedness and cunning, his intelligence and his strategic ability. he's a capable, ruthless, intelligent, dangerous man. that moment conveyed it profoundly
in noboribetsu when he started threatening ariko and being like Well hijikata is nice but i'm not :) i know who you are and i know everyone who is related to you, and everyone who is related to them, and if you go against me, heh... need i say more? doxx of the century. made me go MAN this guy is fucking evil
5.1. koito kidnapping and tsurumi's own version of the suspension bridge experiment. i was reading it with my mouth agape and my heart pounding like WOW he fucking KNOWS what he's doing. he's a fucking demon... holy fucking shit!!!!
5.2. severely undercut and cheapened by the fact that it was a teehepero :p moment but 513 as a whole. the bonnnneeeeessss moment. him traumatizing asirpa for one last time for good measure before going back to biting people. man i was reading that with my wig vanished out of existence literallyyyy left me speechless like :o ! .... :o the months between the release of the last chapter and the last volume were blissful truly
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what do you think would be the worst hairstyle from naruto if it were to be made into a reality
as a yugioh fan my gut reaction was "but naruto has normal hair"
HOWEVER let's go through some options. I don't think I've ever seen Minato's hair done particularly well in cosplay, INCLUDING the professionally done stage play. like I've seen fine Naruto wigs but something adding long bangs makes the whole thing look better animated but then somehow irl it looks worse
kakashi's hair? wtf is going on there. do not attempt at home. no human hair will do that, so attempting it IRL gives the distinct look of "I very purposefully brushed and style my hair..... into this"
also special shout out to deidara for having a completely normal hairstyle (a half ponytail) but also having moments where his ponytail looks like it is physically trying to escape him. truly this would also be a confusing disaster look irl
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Imagine H50 episode where...
It's Halloween. And there is a case. A big one. Idk... the Navy and CIA want to catch dangerous guys but something something and there is Joe, Wade, Doris, Cath, Mick and even Frank Bama but of course they all need five-O team. These dangerous guys are at Halloween party (let's say it's a big charity party on the beach and there is governor Denning and so on and all Ohana members - yeah, Sang Min, Odell etc. too). You know, some undercover operation is needed. "Ok, I'm going with Danno", says Steve. But then Doris is like "no". Doris says that they need "a couple" to look less suspicious and something something. Doris of course is looking at Catherine. "Mom, I said. I'm going with Danno. We're the best team", Steve tries but Joe is like "no, Doris is right". And Cath is like "oh come on, Steve, be professional, we've got mission". Jerry is like "cool, you can be a couple of vampires, like Edward and Bella!". Steve is quiet. He's got the feeling that Doris and Joe still ship him with Cath and think that he really loves her and oh they think that after all of that Steve will forget. Cath smiles like a devil. Doris says "That's great! Thank you, Jerry" and "Ok, now go buy your costumes". Wade adds: "Be on the beach at eight". Cath smiles again: "So... shopping? It will be fun". "Sorry, Cath", Steve says, "but I'll do it on my own".
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Beach Halloween Party, 8 pm.
Ohana is having fun. "Where's Danny?", Adam asks. "At home. Some issues with Grace. He didn't tell more", Chin answers. Five-O, Doris and others are waiting for Steve. Cath is waiting in her Bella Swan costume. "You look good, sister", Kamekona smiles, "Oh, there he is! Your Ed...". Steve is coming, in a noble robes, he's wearing long light wig. "That's not Edward, brah!". "Indeed", says Max, "That hair is too long and too light for Edward Cullen and that costume... Who are you?". Steve smiles: "Oh, I'm Lestat". Then suddenly Gracie comes, she is wearing long blue dress and a big curly blonde wig. "Hello, daddy", she says to Steve. Steve smiles more: "And this, this is my daughter, Claudia". Everyone is like WTF. And then... Danny comes, slowly - but he comes. He too looks like a noble vampire, his wig hair is long and dark. "Uhm, good evening?", Danny says (and whispers to Steve: "You'll pay me for that. In money"). Steve's smile is so fucking wide now: "And THIS is my Louis". Everyone is like OMG. Cath is like "Excuse me, WHAT?!". Then Gracie says to Doris: "Daddies need to go catch someone. Will you stay with me, grandma?". Max laughs and when Danny and Steve finally go for their mission he says to all (but he is looking at Cath): "Well, it's just a fact. The interview with a vampire is a lot better than Twilight".
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...Nina he did say he is afraid of something else except singing so dunno why you thought it was about singing.
Well he is at fault cause he kissed you without consent. He could like...Tell you he likes you before doing something like that
I think she felt 'Wait wth'
Simon you could...Go from living room now and let them watch movie?
Wtf is Sharon doing. Playing horror movie?
I don't think dating someone to forget about someone else is good thing to do
'We just started few hours ago' So I guess there wasn't anyone when Simon asked about it
...Nina don't compliment him on kissing you without your consent
'You never said you like the way I move' ...was it supposed to sound dirty? Cause it sounds kinda dirty
I'm thinking...Wouldn't it be better for Sharon to still have black wig to meet with Rey? Cause now if someone sees him with red-headed woman they would be more suspicious than if they see him with black haired woman. ...It's kinda more complicated with Maggie cause both would be suspicious cause why is she normally talking with woman who her boyfriend cheating on her with? ...Could just start to pretend to argue about Rey every time they see someone though
Ambar is relieved Luna is no longer angry at Simon cause that means Simon might be not that angry at her?
...I remeber I saw some theories that creators wanted to make lumon canon but they decided not to cause of lutteo shippers attacking them over last scene of season 2 and I don't really believe it but that song kinda does seem like they recorded it with that thought and added Ambar reacting too not look too much like that
'Or nobody deserves your love?' ...that is...such a weird thing to say...Did she like specifically meant if he is over Ambar and didn't want to say her name? Still weird way to go around that
'Only one person knew about this' that video is literally recorded at lockers. You know place where a lot eavesdropping happened and you know it? You did some of it yourself? You could guess somebody literally heard it then?
Monica seems worried about that key
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