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The Wheel of Time crew at a Halloween party

Rand: Went because he was told to by Min, Aviendha, and Elayne. Was supposed to wear a dragon mask and wings, but went wearing a name tag that said "Dave". Left at 9pm.

Min: Went as Belle in the blue dress and a book from Beauty and the Beast. Couldn't stand the dress, so she left with Rand.

Elayne: Went as Harley Quinn. Did her best to not complain that she was cold in the short shorts, but she was clearly shivering. Put something in the punch bowl when no one was looking and said, "Let's get weird," when she did.

Aviendha: Went dressed in her Vaporeon pajama onesie. Told Elayne to "put more in" after taking a sip of the punch and "you wetlanders need to live a little".

Mat: Went dressed as Aemond Targaryen with the wig and everything. Is mad when he sees Rand. "WTF, bro? I was gonna ride you!" he yelled. Elayne had to leave the room because she started laughing, though Mat doesn't get why.

Egwene: Went as Wilma Flinstone. Entered the house in front of Gawyn, while loudly complimenting the couple's costume that Perrin and Faile were wearing.

Perrin: Went as Scooby-Doo. Constantly tells people that although he is dressed as a dog, he is still a man. Fidgets with the tail like the Cowardly Lion all night.

Faile: Went as Fem!Shaggy in a baggy green shirt ang baggy brown sweatpants. Didn't put as much thought in the costume as Perrin did. Blames Perrin that her costume isn't any better. Secretly doesn't mind, she didn't want to wear anything but sweatpants.

Gawyn: Went as Barney Rubble. Doesn't understand why Egwene is so upset that he didn't go as Fred. Barney is from the same franchise anyway and has blonde hair, so it makes more sense. "At least I wore a costume," he said while point angrily at Rand who is minding his business.

Nynaeve: The hostess with the mostess and dressed as Snow White. Mat kept reminding her Snow White doesn't have a braid. She threw the apple she had as part of the costume at his face and hit him square in the forehead.

Lan: Helped Nynaeve decorate and then went to the movies before everyone came. Fuck them kids.

Moiraine: Dressed as Mary Poppins in the white dress and brought candy goody bages for everyone. Got one (1) compliment on her costume from Egwene. Got zero (0) thank yous for the candy. "It's okay," she tells herself. "They won't forget what I have planned for them later."

Thom: Dressed as Bert from Mary Poppins with the big drum on his back. Actually plays it like Bert did in the movie. Attempts to play Sexyback as he has punch.

Birgitte: Went as Katniss Everdeen. At first she says she won't yell that she volunteers as tribute, but as Elayne has more and more punch, she obliges happily.

Tuon: Shows up late because originally she was going to dress as Kim Kardashian, but then she heard a woodpecker outside, and took it as an omen to switch costumes halfway through getting ready. She went as Khloe Kardashian instead.

Berelain: Comes dressed as Dorothy from Wizard of Oz. Asks Perrin if he could be Toto for a picture together. Faile punches a hole in Thom's drum. Elayne has Instagram Live ready to go.

Galad: Comes dressed as Scarecrow. Laughs at how funny it is he and Berelain's costumes match. She laughs as well, what a funny coincidence (she was nonstop texting Gawyn to make him get a Scarecrow costume since July).

The lights suddenly go out and the door opens. Someone Nynaeve didn't invite walks in with a Michael Meyers mask. Everyone is screaming, except Moiraine and Thom. She turns the light back on and it turns out to be Gareth Bryne. Siuan comes in from behind Gareth and fist bumps Moiraine. Gaywn legitimately wet himself.

Loial: Writing notes the whole time wear a headband with Shrek ears.

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