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butchmartyr · 10 months

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it’s fascinating how trans women on here are tokenized to signal people’s comraderie with trans (terfs dni in bio/trans women are loved here), while at the same time we’re also harshly ejected from communities and painted as predators for piecemeal grievances that are handwaved away when done by non trans women. you can say all kinds of nasty stuff about someone, and as long as she’s a trans woman, people will believe it! people love the ideal of a trans woman but haven’t worked on their biases enough to do anything but grow to despise actual trans women

#im still blocked by a bunch of popular tme dyke bloggers despite being a nobody shot poster #just because of stupid callout nonsense #why’s it gotta go on like this #i might be dodging a bullet with people that gullible and shitty blocking me. but nobody else knows about them!#mine #genderposting #okay to rb

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thepromiscuousfinger · 11 months

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#PLAY DUMB BITCH GAMES WIN DUMB BITCH PRIZES #bro dodged a serious bullet

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power-chords · 7 months

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The thing about 12-step programs is that the basic model involves getting a bunch of vulnerable, impulsive nutsos together in a plausibly cult-y atmosphere where they're likely to have already burned a lot of social bridges. That it doesn't turn out to be a hotbed of abuse would be the more farfetched assumption.

#the more and more distance I have from that part of my life the more I'm like wow actually what happened WAS kinda fucked up huh #dodged a bullet no big deal all's well that ends well etc but YIKES

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j-nightingalesb1tch · 1 year

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#teen wolf #teen wolf movie #arden cho #dylan o'brien #dodged a bullet honestly #amber makes memes

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pippuns · 1 year

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oh hey, its the two most annoying anachronistic assholes on the planet

#shen qingqiu #shen yuan #shang qinghua #scum villains self saving system #svsss #cumplane #two guys who are utterly incomprehensible to everyone including themselves #truly the greatest lgbtqia+ allies of all time #not because they're gay married to demons but because in doing so they took themselves out of the dating pool #letting everyone else (lqg) dodge a mountain sized bullet #pippart

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blur0se · 8 months

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One idea I like to kick around is adrien publicly being exposed as cat walker

#the silliness of him having to act like he only got to use the black cat a couple of times #while hes still going out every night as chat noir and no ones the wiser #adrien: whew good thing that happened while i was cat walker bullet dodged #marinette off to the side losing her mind

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ballpitwitch · 10 months

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KEANU REEVES as NEO The Matrix (1999)

#Keanu Reeves #The Matrix #kreevesedit #moviegifs #junkfooddaily #userstream #dailyflicks #cinemapix #filmedit #*#Neo #cypher saying Neo has pretty eyes was the realest thing #neo you're doing amazing sweetie #get him some noodles #*all those posts about not arguing with a man with brown eyes*#did i need the version so HD i can see the stray chest hairs???#yes and frankly i'd worry about my state of mind if that wasn't the case #*my hard drive crying in the distance*#coloring this was......yeah wow #sure he can dodge bullets or whatever but he's also a gangly nerd and that's what i need #okie dokie #hacker bf 💚#god what a face #is this seat taken?#pls don't hurt me Trinity #you're under arrest #put your hands where i can hold them #me if i was agent smith #thank you to who decided on the thigh holsters #they are supremely important

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horsegirlhob · 1 year

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Fantasy High is great because none of the 6 main teens are romantically involved with each other but you’d need a full conspiracy board to properly explain whatever the fuck is going on with their parents.

#Dylan says things #fantasy high #dimension 20 #I'm not opposed to pc or main character romances btw #i just think that teen media is so much like 'oh all these teens are sleeping with each other'#that it's funny that the teens dodged that bullet #and then that bullet hit all their parents instead

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cemeterything · 6 months

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truly my mom's funniest self contradictory parenting belief is that i'm emotionally distant and antisocial (behaviorwise, not mentalitywise, i mostly enjoy interacting with other people) because i was bullied in school and abused by other adult authority figures in my life and i would have turned out fine if she'd just homeschooled me instead. like please do explain to me how you think that being isolated from my peers and any kind of support network by my extremely controlling family would have been better for me than being isolated by social ostracization. i would have turned into the fucking joker.

#🐉#as bleak as my childhood was i dodged a major bullet by figuring out early that the less #my parents knew about me or anything i was going through the better

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das-a-kirby-blog · 9 months

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morpho waiting for the day dedede finally runs out of luck

#kirby #king dedede #morpho #my art #bro dodged at least two bullets

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iammykink · 9 days

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Committing acts of aromanticism

#guy at work gave me his number a week or two ago #i didnt text him. obviously. havent talked to him since(he isnt in my department and always went out of his way to talk to me)#JUST learned yesterday that hes one of the big managers nephews #said big manager is also inlaws and super close buddies with our store director #i think i dodged a bullet there LMAO #mine #aromantic

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a2zillustration · 8 months

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Why was everyone SO HORNY RIGHT AWAY I'VE KNOWN Y'ALL FOR 12 HOURS-

[[ All Croissant Adventures (chronological, desktop) ]]

[[ All Croissant Adventures (app) ]]

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 spoilers #lae'zel #I told everyone that as a slow-burn ace person dodging the canoodling in the first 10 hours of the game was like playing a bullet hell lol #Don't worry I've got more comics about this exact thing scripted up already #croissant adventures #comics

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mikakuna · 3 months

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the absolute insanity of dick and jason in their robin eras wearing fucking panties and t-shirts to fight the same murderous criminals/supervillains as bruce, a grown man covered from head to toe in thick plated, impenetrable armor

like here's a grade A villain strapped with ten guns, seven bombs, and fourteen knives. you look to the left and see THE batman, decked out head-to-toe in his heavy armor with numerous weapons, making clanky metal sounds when he moves, a cape for a shield, and not a single patch of skin exposed.

and then you see fucking robin, a 12 year old child, wearing panties, cowboy boots, and a cape that doesn't even reach his toes- skin almost completely exposed

#who let these children fight crime #were all the villains just used to this sight #i know the civilians had a heart attack every time robin came to save them and he was fighting criminals in front of them #they see a criminal shoot and almost die on the spot in fear for this leaping child somehow dodging every bullet #batman #dc #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #robin #dick grayson #nightwing #robin jason todd #robin dick grayson

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atomicc · 2 months

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Ooooeeeooo it runs in the familyyy~ ID in alt and under cut 🎶

ID: A pen and paper comic of Brozone from DreamWorks Trolls. From top to bottom: John Dory scratches his face and says "Yeah I have uh autism and tourettes and prolly OCD and." before cutting off. Clay counts on his fingers and says "Yeah I get kinda OCD sometimes, and I get non-motor seizures and." before cutting off. Floyd shrugs and says "Uh well, clinical depression and OCD for one, I take meds for anxiety and panic attacks, plus." before cutting off. Continues in next image.

A pen and paper comic continuing from the last image. Branch looks darkly at the viewer and says "You don't even want to know." Next panel Brandy and Bruce are laying in bed. Brandy is reading a book and looks puzzlingly at Bruce. Bruce is staring at the ceiling, a stressed look on his face and says "Brandy I'm worried for our children." /end ID.

#Trolls band together #Dreamworks Trolls #Brozone #Brandy #Good enough for me!#I'd like to think that Bruce dodged so many mental health issue bullets #This is NOT saying these disorders and conditions are bad. Literally not even. But it is hard to grow up with them. Ok.#I have experience with all of them so #Shrugs #Us #My art #🚧#✌️#😈

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the-greatest-magic-of-all · 2 months

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Arthur Aguefort did Fig a favour by taking Ayda with him time travelling because can you imagine Fig having to also make relationship checks to keep her and Ayda's relationship as strong as it is? Especially with the Wanda Chillda stuff????

#FIG DODGED A BULLET!#fantasy high #dimension 20 #fig faeth #ayda aguefort #figayda

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hazbinspambin · 3 months

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Anyone else remember that scene from Tangled?

#I just wanna see Valentino shit his pants every time he sees Niffty now #and I want him to know he dodged a bullet that day #or knife more likely #Hazbin hotel fanart #Hazbin Hotel #Vox #Valentino #Niffty #Staticmoth #my art

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