vampire that wants ur blood so bad they are crying
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āwhatāre u going to do w ur degreeā nothing. iām going to start blowing things up
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heās got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
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āwhatās the song of the summerā ?? itās DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row
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omg i told a million times just bc the amulet glows a bright pulsating red every time i'm about to commit acts of great evil doesn't mean the amulet is *driving* me to evil. it just gets excited is all
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the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios
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There are many things I love about Phil's new video, but I am especially glad he gave a shout out to the scene where Angel kisses Spike's forehead. Gayest shit I've ever seen fr.
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normally i dont read books with antagonists because of their association with evil but today i dont even care
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ive never had sex in my life except for all of those times that i did
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we can debate the ethics of rpf all day long but the bottom line that we canāt get away from is that its funny to edit black and white images of celebrities into the ārpf is fineā image with their name as the source
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They should invent hrt that gives you fangs
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like there's real magic within his mind to write spike/oz. crackship king i literally feel faint
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They optimized the hell out of that fight. Well done intrepid heroes!
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