fan art I drew of violet dying in a glue trap

thank u gabriela epstein for creating danny phantom <3

"you only hate mlvn because they're a straight ship" you're right i hate straight people

You think coming out as gay is hard? Try explaining to other Americans that you’re really really into German comedy and see how much acceptance you get from the “tolerant” left

the person running the welcome home website in-universe is such a pussy ass bitch honestly............ theyre like "i keep having these horrific nightmares where wally is at the foot of my bed trying to get me to answer his call but i cant and he just sits there staring at me im losing my mind i dont know if i can keep going much longer" meanwhile i dream about wally a lot and sometimes theyre disturbing but no matter what i wake up and im like "omg wally!!! i dreamt about wally hes my friend!!! :]" and then im happy for the rest of the day. im simply built different

corset-centric theory of european superiority. maybe if african and asian women didn’t let their boobs get in the way of their tasks these regions would be like the mighty europe

Damn, Dick. #Cancelled

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None of you have ever been a dyke who has simultaneously had all three of the following: a clingy emotional support cat named after a character specifically because neither of them have a dad, a genuinely load bearing crayola marker, and a responsibility to maintain the well-being of dozens of tarantulas, and that's why you will never truly understand the relationship that the Doctor and the TARDIS have.

THIS is a callout post. @numetalbf LOVES SLURS and USING SLURS against people. this is messed up. everyone needs to be made aware. this motherfucker. Can’t reclaim the word cracker and that’s literally one of the WORST SLURS. This is so fucked up. somebody needs to stop this man.

i think it's really groundbreaking they got b12 to do the second ending theme for lupin iii part 4! steve's vocals really add to the charm -

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

Neil Gaiman: "in season 2 the fan-favorite angel/demon couple will fall in love, overcome great adversity, and eventually defy heaven and hell to run off together to the stars :)"

Fans: "cool! I can't wait, does Aziraphale confess first or does Crowley?'

Neil, holding Gabriel and Beelzebub figures and making them kiss: "Does who do what now?"

made a terrible mistake following ... starts counting the blogs in my dash....... about 5 argentinian people. i scrolled for ten minutes and it was all football and yuri (brargentina)

Tumblr polls are inaccurate and unreliable unless of course the thing I like wins in which case tumblr polls are completely accurate and representative of the entire population as a whole