(gripping the sink) vienna waits for me

When you're watching a YouTube video about a piece of media you used to be obsessed with and the youtuber gets a minor piece of info wrong and keeps repeating that wrong information but you don't wanna be that guy in the comment section going "ERM ACTUALLY" so you gotta just suck it up

what if i just rest my eyes for a second

i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal

Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT

i hope everyone here knows when i say "woe ____ be upon ye" im not saying woe because said thing is bad im saying woe to invoke the image of me throwing whatever im talking about at you eminem style

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

“what’s the song of the summer” ?? it’s DANCING IN THE DARK by bruce springsteen for the 40th year in a row

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quantum leap - the mind electric

How I feel posting

the real tortured poets are the fucking monkees. do you know what they went through? do you understand?

t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently

If I saw a twink getting pounded I would rescue him