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More absolutely batsh!t theory time
One of the most diabolical characters in the original novel is called The Coachman. He is a seemingly friendly character who takes children to "Toyland", which is secretly a child slavery ring. [This is a fairy-tale warning to children about individuals who might seem trustworthy and appealing on the outside, but are inwardly looking to exploit you.]
Pinocchio and lampwick are both transformed into donkeys and enslaved. Lampwick is sold and doesn't appear again until the end of the story. Pinocchio begins working at a farm and doesn't recognize him at first. Lampwick then dies in Pinocchio's arms, much to Pinocchio's grief.
In one of the game's loading screens, we learn that Romeo made a "deal with the devil" to be made into a puppet so he could survive the disease and protect the city. "The devil" is implied to be Geppetto (also not the first time Geppetto is referred to as "The devil"). Geppetto then has P turn on him.
Who else refers to Geppetto as "the devil"? Let's go to where we meet Geppetto for the first time on the bridge. This is the mad donkey boss battle.
We slaughter a "Mad donkey" right in front of him. Geppetto's first appearance is him stepping out of a COACH CAR.
Giuseppe isn't just Geppetto from the book.
HE IS ALSO THE EVIL COACHMAN THAT EXPLOITS CHILDREN.
#lies of p#LOP#pinocchio#spoilers#lies of p spoilers#theory#AAAA!! AAA?? AAA!!!#speculation#THIS GAME THIS GAME THIS GAME MAN#tw child exploitation#tw caps
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐
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RANDOM DASHBOARD INSPECTION!
#game changer#dropout tv#brian david gilbert#every time bdg is on a dropout show it adds a year to my life.#man this latest ep was so good
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I’m bored and nosy. Please reblog this with the book you’re currently reading.
#for me I’m rereading Frankenstein#it’s such a good book man#I mean everyone knows that it’s literally one of the most influential books ever but#it’s so good#tag game#mera speaks
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HE WAS SEVENTEEN. AGHHH ULDER WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU
#bg3#wyll ravengard#baldur's gate 3#ulder ravengard#i am having so many Thoughts and Feelings about wyll and his fucking father#his dialogue abt him is so heartbreaking 'Did he ever miss me?' RAGHHH#man the game this would be if they actually explored this with wyll>>>>#whatever ill just do it myself
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Matpat will always be welcomed into the FNAF universe
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#matpat#ness fnaf#mike schmidt#abby schmidt#dj music man#music man#fnaf#fnaf movie#game theory#security breach#fnaf fanart#five nights at freddy's#Today is matpat’s last theory!!#I drew this in celebration for the occasion!#Matpat’s character Ness meeting his beloved Music man#people asked if I’d ever draw this and obviously today felt like the perfect time to#I hope he enjoys his retirement#Tysm to Matpat for everything!!
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The manga industry, especially JUMP, needs to hurry up and do away with weekly scheduling for mangaka. There needs to better regulations put into place for their health and safety because this is pitiful. Two weeks - monthly updates should’ve already been the standard for the manga industry at this point. These money grabbers will only continue to put the lives of these artists at stake for the sake of capitalism unless some serious changes are implemented.
#it’s just???#at the end of the day all these people want to do is draw and write their stories and share them with the world#why is death from stress the end game for so many of them#this should not be part of the package when finally deciding that this is what you want to do with your life#rambling#I still never got over miura’s passing man#and Togashi is still here but he’s been suffering from the consequences of overwork#it’s just… all so bleak#fans just need to learn to be patient if these changes are ever made and to be respectful#your fav series is not gonna die just because you can’t get it right now#I’m glad that gege does this now like he takes a break every 2-3 chapters and that’s good#this should be normalized
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Flapjack’s new tattoo is Bubbie approved!
#tmmof#the marvellous misadventures of flapjack#flapjack#bubbie#older flapjack#future au#my art#uppin my background game a bit alsdfkj#man even as an adult bro is cute asf#long post
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"Sam is probably my only friend in this town..."
emergency sleepover time in the mountains after local small town emo and skater boy played too much solarion chronicles and lost track of time
#stardew valley#stardew#sdv#stardew sebastian#stardew sam#sdv sebastian#sdv sam#stardew valley sam#stardew valley sebastian#sambastian#this tagging system is atrocious#give them last names man#bought this game during thanksgiving break and have not known peace since#the chokehold this pair has got on me rn#they're in a band and only hang out with each other and abigail#can i make it any more obvious#my art id#also i got lazy lazy with this lighting#i should be studying for an exam i have tomorrow lol
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WELL, WHO WOULD'A THUNK IT, THE GAME OF THE YEAR IS SENET, A GAME THAT ORIGINATED IN ANCIENT EGYPT 5000 YEARS AGO AND IS WIDELY RECOGNIZED AS THE OLDEST KNOWN BOARD GAME IN THE WORLD
WHAT A THRILLING GAME AWARDS (2023)
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sketch feat. the tweets that inspired it
tell me you guys get it tho like why is he built
#bg3#gale bg3#gale of waterdeep#baldur's gate 3#gale baldurs gate 3#fanart#my art#im too lazy to put more tags#anyway idk why he has abs dude#hes a nerdy cat man who lives alone#hes not gonna be built like he is in game...#yeah hes hot with abs but hes even better with a bit of pudge#but thats just my two cents#dont mind how bad the sketch is#i dont have an excuse i just suck#anyway
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twilight princess sillies
#twilight princess#twilight princess link#link#loz tp#midna#I’ve been having a really fun time with tp even if I think that the wii controls in this game were designed to kill a man#legend of zelda#loz fanart#loz#nintendo#edit: changed bottom midna sketch to match my personal design more :)
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the fact that robot unicorn attack is still online is nuts <3
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List of Astarion's Terms of Endearment
This is for the fanfic writers haha. Tell me if I'm missing any so can add it in!
Darling (his most used)
My love, love
My sweet
“You sweet, generous thing”, “you sweet little thing”
Lover
My dear, a dear, dear
Beautiful
Cheeky little pup
My little treat ("-with their cheeks all flushed")
Sweetie
Pet
You wicked little thing (affectionate)
"You're a sweetheart", "you sweetheart"
Delectable little pet (not directed towards Tav but it easily could be)
My friend (yay, we're his friend)
My favorite traveling companion (not a pet name but it's nice to be his favorite)
My leaking blood-bag (technically you refer to yourself as that first and he calls you his one after, but it counts)
You little scoundrel
Edit: Thank you everyone in the comments for adding the Dark Urge ones!
Bhaal-babe (I'm dead, this silly pun I swear)
My sweet, bloodthirsty friend
My precious little Bhaal-babe
My conflicted villain
My dagger-happy friend
Bonus: Ascended Yandere Astarion
My pet, pet
Little love
Precious thing
My treasure
My consort, My Dark Consort
My favorite spawn
Insolent little- (the Dev's notes say that the full line is "you insolent little brat" which, um...)
Insolent little pup (the line was in EA, although I’m not entirely sure if it’s Ascended Astarion. Full line: “you are an insolent little pup, aren’t you?”)
"You ingrate" (When you try to break up with him. It's not really a pet name, but-)
"Property I cherish, but still my property" (his thoughts)
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#astarion#bg3 astarion#astarion romance#astarion bg3#baldurs gate astarion#baldur's gate iii#astarion ancunin#bg3 spoilers#astarion x tav#astarion x mc#astarion x reader#astarion x you#dnd#I am so fucking Normal about this man#Props to Neil Newbon and the writers and artists for bg3 making me fall for a character from a game I never played
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Limited clothing options. True story.
#kris staying in the same clothes every day is so funny to me#of course it makes sense in a game play standpoint but man it’s so funny when characters just stay in the same clothes every day#truly enjoy it so much man#bread#deltarune#kris#art#my art#comic#mini comic#deltarune comic
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