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#THE SILLY BLU MAN
bingusbongu · 2 months
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(Sorry I'm about to send like 4 requests /srs)
May. May I request some rottmnt Leon general dating hcs..
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A/N: HEY BESTIE,,,, dawg really sent me 8 requests,,,, oh well here is my take on Leolanadro dating hc!!!!!! Im tired,,, sorry if this is to short
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Leonardo Dating hcs♡
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• he is a HUGE flirt. Even before you and him even began a relationship, he is finding the most wildest pick up lines that he can think of, and blurting them out without even thinking about it
• he would totally get hurt and when you rush to his aid he takes this chance to flirt
"Ow,,, ive hurt myself from falling,,,, for you ;)"
DAWG FELL FROM A BUILDING TO FLIRT WITH YOU WITH HIS BODY BROKEN
• does litterly EVERYTHING to get a blush or a giggle out of you it makes him look stupid (he already does)
•and when he actually manages??? His ego boosts, and he gets all proud of himself. The smugest smile ever
• NEVER uses your real name. He HAS to call you a nickname. From the moment you guys started dating, and even before he had a stupid nickname for you. And you just have to go along with it
• does litterly anything and EVERYTHING to try and impress you. Whether it just be chugging a whole can of soda without burping, he does it just to earn your praise. (He is also alittle insecure,,, make sure he knows how amazing he is ♡)
• he loves physical affection, atleast just holding your hand or tackling you into a hug to cuddle. But i also think he would use words of affirmation. Praising you on every little thing you do, even if you are just sitting there with him, he will just come up with a praise out of nowhere, and not even realize it.
• he also needs words of affirmation from you, make sure he is doing a good job and you love and appreciate him<3
• when he has to leave you or you have to leave, he wont let it happen without getting a kiss from you. Whether it just be a quick peck or a cheek kiss, he needs a kiss before he leaves. And has the biggest grin when he gets it
• speaking if which, when he is out with his brothers without you, he Conplains so much. Complsining about how he misses you and your kisses and your hand in his and the way you lean againts him-
• his brothers had to ducktape his mouth shut because of how much he was complaining about missing you.
• Donnie is getting so tired of here about you from Leo that he had to pull you aside and ask what you see in him. But alittle releaved since Leo goes to you to bother instead of him.
• Mickey thinks you guys are ADORABLE. Having Leo come home after a date and tell him EVERYTHING because he needs to know
• Raph is happy for him! He is just very worried that he is going to get distracted during a battle or something even worse and get himself hurt because he couldn't stop babbling about you
• when he is done with his day, he is immediately searching you our to find you, kiss you, lay ontop of you and tell you about his day and the recent battle. (Def twists the story to make him look like the only hero)
• you have to wear earplugs simetimes at night to drown out Leo from being up or making alot of noise in the middle of the night. Or, sometimes you stay up with him for as long as you can jusr to talk to him or comfort him. Thoigh, i also think he would love to hold you while you sleep. Even if he is awake, he'd like holding you close to him
• wakes you up super early because he is bored
• Dates are normal, going out to a different restaurant each week to try the food. And if there is pizza, Leo always orders that instead
• some of your dates though might be small, like him coming over to watch a show or movie with you
•you are one of his main priorities, alongside His Brothers, Dad, and April. So you bet your ass Leo would go out of his way to protect you and keep you safe. And you're his first concern when a battle is done. Has Donnie scan you just in case so many times.
• hold this poor baby PLEASE, he sp needs it
• he makes sure to drag you along with him everywhere he goes, he dosnt go anywhere without you unless its a battle. He needs to keep you safe and he intends to to so.
• brags about you all the time, mever shuts up about how amazing you are. Telling everyone how you woke up this morning
• HED BE SUCH A GENTLEMSN TOO URGGGG
• he is the type of guy to push you back in the car and close it just so he can open the door for you.
• when you enter the room he is automatically to your side and cracking up the worst pick up lines once again
• if you do actually manage to laugh at one of his jokes, he is already looking at rings to buy you
• if anyone tries to flirt with him, he will decline by going, "sorry, but im... taken." makes it so dramatic for no reason
• if you were to call him at any time and you could be halfway across the city and you need him, he is automatically up and out of the lair running to your destination to get to you he isnt slacking.
• LOVES the fact that you depend on him. Makes him so proud of himself, also gives him another bit of motivation to be a good leader!
• cant go a full day without seeing you at least once. He will show up to your home unannounced and break in. He's done it so many times that you just gave him a spare key.
• your home becomes his second hang out spot. If hes not at the lair, he is definitely hanging in your house and raiding your fridge for food
• his brothers dont question it, they know where hes at
• sends you random memes in the MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, LIKE???? leo honey, we need sleep
• gets so pouty when he has to leave you, but when he does he makes the most dramatic exits like jumping out of the window and shouting "WE SHALL MEET AGAIN, MY LOVE"
• He's so stupid, but we love stupid♡♡♡♡
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hwaitham · 3 months
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i was chatting wif m mom earlier n she was telling mi about all the silly stwuffs i used to do as a toddler . . . :3 apparently i did this thing to Evione ever where i would pretend like i had a secret 2 tell them n beckon them close only to plant a big fat smooooocharoo on their cheek ! ! (๑>◡<๑) aah ,, thinking of how my faviez would react if i did dwis to them tehe . .
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blusandbirds · 8 months
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i’ve been cackling over this for way too long
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that1randomname · 5 months
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NEW SOMEWHAT REAL VIDEO OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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meatbricks · 5 months
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I've done a love confession for Brute. Not it's painters time. :3
This in form of a letter lmao.
EHEM.
"To my favourite squiggly paint boi. You. You silly little man cought my cigarette filled heart. So. A LOVE YUH. The times a put paint on yo dick was fun. Would do again 10/10 mwa. so. Be mine like rn. :) and lessgo on date where we kill and paint. Yes."
(also general HC question. Do they take drugz or anything- a like Marijuana)
HELLO AGAIN!!!!!! :DDDD thank you for the request!! sorry if this response is a little short also, the power is still out at my house but despite it all i stay silly :3
ANYWAYS
it should go without saying that he'd be overjoyed to know that you love him (i mean, he probably already knew that you did? or was at the very least convinced of it to some extent), but i also think he'd be really intrigued and appreciative of the fact that you informed him of your feelings through a letter.. like. not only have you confessed to him, but you've done so in a way that allows him to keep your words forever, laminate them and frame them and put them up on the wall, look at them whenever he wishes and ruminate over them, analyze them (especially that word choice, which he finds endearingly strange)... man he's just rlly sentimental about this kind of thing, he'll probably write you a nice letter in return, but rlly overall he's just happy that you feel the way that you do about him
ALSO regarding the other question: i think that at the very least, bruteforce smokes weed!! painter might also smoke weed but he'd probably be a HUGE lightweight because. yknow. malnutrition.. either way the answer is yes. weed. :3
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sageofjustice · 10 months
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Angel hitting on Martyn the blue mage guild master Angel : Oh I know a spell or two that will blowyou away.
Martyn : O///A///O
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dellalyra · 11 months
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a scenario: where tsumikis schoolmate says shes going to have a little brother, and then she hints at the reader and gojo like "those baby clothes are cute" or "that baby is so cute" and gojo and reader are like this😐😐🤔
A/N: this was ADORABLE I just had to write headcanons oh my GOD.
• Tsumiki comes home from school one day and she’s acting… cagey. No cagey isn’t right. She’s being suspicious either way.
• She tells you that she and Megumi are going to stay at Aunty Koko’s this Saturday night, and you don’t remember planning a sleepover for them? Did you forget?
• She ensures you that you didn’t, she just wants to and then she’s telling Gojo that he should take you to dinner on Saturday night. He blinks owlishly and glances at you, to which you shrug – you’ve no idea where this weird behaviour is coming from. But she’s 13, and kids that age are weird.
• Satoru does as suggested and you both have a lovely evening and dinner then you return home to be ploughed right into the mattress – the perfect evening.
• Things continue as normal for a few days after that, then Tsumiki is sitting beside you as you both get your nails done and she keeps showing you videos on her phone of sweet babies – tiny little things – even one dressed as a little bear. You giggle and coo at them with her, not even thinking twice about them, little girls love cute things – and what’s cuter than a sweet, pudgy baby?
• A few days later, she dragged a box from the loft and it was full of you and Satoru’s baby photos – a tiny blu-eyed, white haired boy in professional photos and ones of baby you sitting in a field of flowers taken on a film camera by your mom, she keeps handing Satoru the photos of you and you the ones of him.
• She calls you in one day to her room, saying she needs help with her science homework – and shows you a notebook you know isn’t her school one filled with 4x4 boxes she’s drawn out. She explains it’s about genetics and can predict the genes of a baby.
• “So let’s use you and papa as our experiment!”
• She proceeds to explain to you (weren’t you helping her) what you and Satoru’s offspring might look like.
• By now you’re catching on.
• That night you and Satoru are laying in bed, and you fill him in on your theories about her antics lately.
• “So she wants a baby sibling? Isn’t Megs enough for her?” He laughs.
• “No, she wants a real child, not one who acts like a 70-year-old man.”
• “What about you?”
• “Do I want a sibling? No – my brothers enough for me thank you ‘toru.”
• “No, dumbass. Do you want a baby?”
• “With you?”
• “No with Nanamin – yes with me!”
• “You know I do, silly man. I thought we said we’d wait until my IUD was out. I’ve only 2 years left until I get it out. Then we could just, continue as we are and see what happens?”
• “That’s a perfect idea – think we should get some practice in though, so we can get it right.”
• The next incident came when she was watching you get ready one morning, putting on your make up.
• “Mama, where do you keep your pill?”
• “I don’t take the pill, ‘Miki. I have an IUD.”
• “The the inside one, right?” She asks, slightly crestfallen.
• As you were shopping that day, the boys off somewhere – you took Tsumiki to the clothes stores with you. She snuck up to you, and handed you a little bundle of yellow fabric. It was a tiny newborn sized Winnie the Pooh onesie.
• “This might be a bit small for you, ‘Miki.” You joked.
• “Not for me! I just thought I’d show you! Isn’t it adorable?” Then she passes you tiny green socks and a red and white mushroom design sun cap for babies.
• “You trying to tell me something, sweet girl?” You smile at her, one brow raised.
• She blushes, knowing she’s been caught. Her subtle tricks hadn’t been that subtle.
• “Hana in my class, her baby sister was just born and he’s so cute! I was just thinking, that maybe I could have one too?”
• You giggle at her.
• “Is this what’s been going on? The impromptu date night? The videos of babies? The questions about my IUD?”. She nods at you.
• “Would you be happy to wait 2 years? Because we’d love to give you another little sibling – you’re such a good big sister already. I promise we can go shopping in every baby store then, okay?” You say, planting a kiss on her head.
• She seems placated by that, starting to ask you what you’d name them when the time comes.
• Akio really would have loved her.
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chaoticedward · 1 year
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if u could, plz draw red!soldier and blu!spy angst i am on my knees i am begging i love you and your art style so much oml
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red soldier x blu spy
my concept for this is based on the comics where soldier starts screaming because he was offered soup ksdjfkls its a bit silly but the man really does have some pretty serious visions and terrors.
i imagine that he wakes up in a panic sometimes because he dreams so strongly that he is on the battlefield that its only natural to scream. he kills spy a lot more than spy kills him. really, they try not to end each others lives on purpose, but with splash damage from rockets, spy just ends up getting bad luck sometimes. it always makes soldier's heart jolt for a moment before he's forced to return to killing.
the presence of spy laying on him is something that soldier only gets in a safe area, one where he can freely love the man he loves, where he knows that spy is alive. it's one of the only things that can calm him down.
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headcannons for spy, medic, scout, and sniper, with a transmasc S/O?
(Hell yea man, trans guy myself so this is right up my alley B) Thx for requesting! :D)
Spy, Medic, Scout and Sniper w/ a trans masc S/O!
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☆Spy☆
He took up drag both femme + masc in his younger years to help his disguises, so he’ll help you look more masculine 
“Mon chéri, you really must stop using gauze to bind, it is not doing your chest or yourself any favors. If you don’t have a proper binder you can use pantyhose, you know.”
He’d take you to help you get a tailored suit and put on a tie if you were never taught as a child
When you get the horrors (dysphoria and or period ) he’ll stay with you to help you in his smoking room
“Darling, will you please stop grabbing my knife so you’ll respawn without your period? It’s not gonna work, you’ve tried it before.”
“Ugh, fine. …can I pretty please get a kiss then?”
“...You’re not getting the cyanide in my teeth either.”
“Come on!”
☆Medic☆
He’s pretty well versed in this kind of thing, as an ex-doctor who isn’t bound by the law at all he’s definitely performed gender-affirming surgeries in secret in the past (for the price of a few unnecessary organs or course)
He’d offer to do your top + bottom surgery for the boyfriend discount of not stealing any of your body parts
He’s completely fine if you don’t want that though 
“It doesn’t matter what you have in your pants, schatz, what matters is that you have a man’s heart.”
“Aw, Ludwig—”
“And a man's kidney, lungs, ohoho! And an especially manly appendix.”
(it’s medic he’s gonna be a little silly)
The second you mention you’re on your period he immediately gets so much stuff for you, painkillers, a hot water bottle, blankets and snacks for you
Will pamper the hell out of you
If you’re getting hit with dysphoria he’ll reassure you
“I just- I just don’t feel like a man right now.”
“You? Not a man? Nonsense! If you weren’t a man, I wouldn’t be dating you, now would I?”
“I know, but-”
“But nothing, you are sehr männlich, and my mein Freund, those silly thoughts won’t change that.”
☆Scout☆
You’re gonna need to help him out a little bit
“So like– you’re a guy right? But you got a girl’s body or whatever, so is this gay or not?”
“It’s gay, Jeremy.”
“Okay, okay, just double-checkin’.”
If you’re on your period he tries to help in the main way he does with you: cuddles
He’d wrap his arms around your waist from behind and hold you and the hot water bottle pressed to your stomach close to him
Kisses your neck and just rambles about how handsome you are
“You’re a real hot guy, y’know that, prince? Jus’ makes you even stronger that you go through all this shit.”
“Shut up.”
“You picked the wrong guy to date if you wanted someone who could shut up, hotcakes. You’re stayin’ here and hearing about how handsome you are for a while.”
☆Sniper☆
Bro does not give a shit imma be real
“Mate, I couldn’t care less whether or not you’re a gal, a bloke, or a bloody alien. You’re sweet, and ya make me smile.”
Def relates to you with not fitting in with the other kids in childhood
If you’ve had top surgery y’all are chest scar bfs
When you get dysphoric he’ll get you two to do stuff to distract you
[quick, instantaneous, sudden] camping trips, hunting, hiking, or even trying to shoot at the blu base for funsies
Can’t be dysphoric when you’re running for your life, right?
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bluishfrog · 17 days
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HAPPY 1-YEAR OF DRAWING ANNIVERSARY TO ME!
(Warning: slightly longer post incoming cause sometimes I gotta be a sentimental bitch ok? So let's go on a little trip down memory lane.)
This day, a year ago, I made my very first fanart. It was dnf (if that surprises you, then welcome to being on my blog for the very first time). I drew a little frog face too so I could use it as a watermark (fun fact: I still use that very same first one).
I immediately put my drawing up on twt because I told myself that I wasn't gonna be afraid of having people see that I was at the very beginning of this journey and had no clue what I was doing. That instead of being bad at art, I was gonna be awesome at being a beginner who doesn't know shit.
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I started with little doodles and silly comics and then I laughed way too long when the first drawing of mine that gained some attention was a dnf butt joke. At the time I was trying to balance shipping and non-shipping art so I didn't even draw dnf that much but in hindsight it's probably the only possible way this could have gone.
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At the very end of August I woke up to @honelle56 caps-locking at me in my messages - I was very confused and tired (I am no morning person and I will never be, fuck off with your mornings) because Dranart liked my drawing of singing Dream. Dranart was my 17th follower on twt which is a useless yet extremely funny fact about my time on that hellsite.
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I also drew human!patches because a) patches was and will always be my favorite dteam member and b) it was a really cute trend and while I do love drawing dream, george and sapnap, I was also quite happy to try drawing anything but a white man for once. And I really liked how the drawing turned out.
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Much, much later, I tried to draw my first slightly more realistic looking drawing. I was extremely confused on how to draw anything like this. Especially their hair gave me tons of trouble but given my experience, I think it's not a bad attempt.
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When hijacked smp started I obviously wanted to participate, and I drew c!blu who doesn't associate with any side in particular but instead serves soup to everyone who visits her tavern 'The Soup House'. She also wants to be paid in stories from all around the map.
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One of the events I was most excited about was dnf week. I even collaborated with two talented writers and I drew the corresponding art for two fics.
(Fun or not so fun fact: when twt had like three hundred collaborative aneurysms about the situation at that moment, that was when I created this tumblr account. I didn't use it super actively (I guess I needed another situation to fully make the switch) but I at least started the account that now developed quite a bit since then.)
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I didn't really draw at all through January and February and I actually kinda thought I would move on from that hobby and fandom (not because of negative feelings, just because I didn't really have the urge to create anything within this fandom) and then situations happened and now I am here; and for some reason that is beyond any logic and my understanding I am now even more insane about dteam.
Wild to me but we are rolling with it now, I guess.
Since I got here, I drew more than ever (I actually think I might have made more drawings in the month since I got here than I made the whole rest of the year). There's just such an active and funny community here that cares about fan works for the sake of creating and not just because a CC might see it.
Unfortunately, Tumblr won't let me add more than 10 images in one post (maybe fortunately for everyone who has this monstrosity of a post on their dash). So if you want to see all the progress I made since I got here, you can look at everything in my art tag. For now, I will close this post with one of the art works from the past month that I like the most:
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Can't wait to see what the next year might bring :)
Love, blu
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scozthewoz · 27 days
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TF2 ships and i think have chemistry and why
(note : i don't personally ship any of the mercs together, except maybe heavy and medic)
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Heavy + Medic
a classic! needs no explanation. they're besties, your honor. they work well in battle, and they mesh well outside of it, so they'd obviously make a good couple.
Medic + Scout
for this one, i feel like scout would physically appeal to medic since he's the youngest and also very fit and in quite good health. subsequently, scout would get some fucked up sexual awakenings from medic's "inspections"
Scout + Sniper
lively young spud full of energy + scrungly sad wet cat of a man dynamic i find very cute. also the interesting dynamic between scout's submissiveness and easy bashfulness despite a tough exterior, and sniper's predatory nature and dominance despite a quiet exterior.
Demoman + Soldier
this one also needs little explanation. this applies to specifically red + blu. they were canonical best friends, could very well be somethin more.
Medic + Engineer
these two do some pretty cool stuff when they put their smart little heads together, shown extensively in expiration date. all that time spent alone together in a lab could get a little devious.. engineer also seems to have a habit of lobbing his own limbs off without much thought, so medic is required.
Spy + Sniper
classic enemies to lovers. they're natural rivals in gameplay, so it'd be real silly if they were a couple in non-gameplay. they share a very quiet and reserved nature i think they'd like in each other.
Pyro + Engineer
this "ship" i see as more platonic. the other mercs really fear pyro and avoid them mostly, while engineer's gentle nature allows him to show kindness to them. this, in turn, lets pyro show their sweetness to him freely and have it reciprocated.
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loveemii · 11 months
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So hi, I really love your work!! And, if you're doing requests, can you please do a hc with Zenitsu, Tanjiro and Inosuke x Gn reader who is a cleaner at the Butterfly Mansion and they're the only one that cleans up after other people, basically a maid if that's how you want to put it.
PS. You don't have to, but I really love your work and have a great day and take care.
hello! i absolutely am in love with this idea and i think it’s super cute! thank you for requesting this 😭🫶 - you take care as well :)
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Tanjiro Kamado:
y/n was a new worker at the butterfly mansion and they were cleaning up after everyone who had dinner, taking plates cups etc.
tanjiro was admiring them as they cleaned and so he went in to ask if they needed any help.
“Hey I’m Tanjiro Kamado, nice to meet you!”
he said in a kind and joyful filled voice, y/n smiled at him and continued to clear the table.
tanjiro was a little shocked they didn’t say anything back but he spoke again nevertheless.
“Do you need any help? H-here let me get that for you. Seems a lot to pile up huh?”
“Oh y-you don’t need to do that, I can do it.”
they tried to take some plates back from tanjiro but he swiftly shook his head and smiled as he took them to the sink.
“Don’t worry, you’ve been working hard. Let me help you out ok?”
their face seemed to be blushing and a little bit surprised, they smiled and nodded as they got the rest off the table.
“Ok.”
it was breathy and they washed the dishes together talking and laughing.
♡︎♡︎♡︎
Inosuke Hashibira:
y/n was outside watering the flowers of the butterfly mansion again when they noticed inosuke staring again.
“Inoooo! Your staring at them again!”
zenitsu tried to move inosuke out his daze but he wouldn’t budge, zen then opened his mouth and gasped as he smiled and poked ino’s cheek while he twisted his finger giggling at inosuke
“You really like them huh?”
“What was that?”
“I said you-”
“I heard what you said! You couldn’t be more wrong!”
“But you were staring at y/n again.”
“Your a dead man! You wanna fight me?!”
just then y/n has passed by to get more water for the other flowers, inosuke stopped yelling at zenitsu and watched them as they walked by admiring them. zenitsu was giggling and inosuke punched his face without even looking. he kept his eyes on y/n as they made their way to finish watering the flowers.
later that same day inosuke was with tanjiro and zenitsu outside eating dinner when y/n came up to inosuke with something in their hand.
“I noticed you looking at the flowers specially the daisy’s and so I made this for you.”
y/n gave inosuke a flower crown and he took it from them as he blushed of pure shock and embarrassment. tanjiro and zenitsu made the same noise as they put their food down watching the scene.
“Where do I put this?”
they giggled at his question before speaking, he looked confused.
“On your head silly! I’ll see you tomorrow, goodnight guys.”
y/n said before walking into the mansion, inosuke’s face was docked but lovingly almost.
♡︎♡︎♡︎
Zenitsu Agatsuma:
zenitsu was watching in awe as y/n who worked at the butterfly mansion was cooking everyone lunch. he was watching them cook as he sat at the table. y/n looked over at zen.
“Hungry are we?”
“Huh? I-ohh yeah I’m super hungry~”
he tried to play off his staring but continued as they looked back to the food they were making. zenitsu sighed a little. resting his face on the table not looking away from them.
“Don’t worry, the food will be ready very soon.”
they quickly looked at zenitsu ad looked away smiling at him looking at them cook, they then waved zenitsu to go over to them. he listened.
“Try this and tell me if you like it.”
they reached the spoon out for zenitsu to try and he took a bite, he smiled warmly and nodded his head rapidly.
“You like it?”
“It’s really amazing Y/n! How did you learn how to cook?”
“I taught myself when I was younger and loved cooking for others ever since.”
they noticed zenitsu was just blushing now staring at them as they mixed the food together.
“What are you staring at?”
y/n said with a smile on their face, zenitsu didn’t think of what he just said and watched her again like a lost puppy.
“You.”
they didn’t even mention it to him later that he was in a daze instead they started cooking for him more often.
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thank you for reading and i hope this met your request <3
please excuse any grammar or spelling mistakes, thank you :)
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emptyjunior · 5 months
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love incorrectly changing two part words into past tense. Always funny, always gives me a silly little mind picture.
iced cream. fanned fiction. blued berry. caved man. lapped top. milked shake. gingered bread. Wait, fingered bang. Strapped on. Guys wait it works for sex words too, this is a game changer-
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technicalgator · 8 months
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🪖 “If God had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!” 🧨
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Next up on the headcanon design list is Soldier! It was an absolute blast drawing this American Patriot!! ✨🇺🇸
Close-Ups and ramblings below!
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✨Here’s the American man himself! Solly doesn’t stray too far from canonical Soldier, just little things here and there!
🔎Both RED and BLU Sol are about the same, silly men who live in the thrill of the battle! Solly here still has that silly demeanor canon Soldier has, but my HC can be serious at times when the situation calls for it, and usually has a better sense of judgement/thought…Buuut he will still certainly do stupid things quite often :]
🎨Just like my HC Engie design, my Solly has stickers on his helmet too, also done by Pyro! Solly absolutely LOVES the stickers, especially the USA flag, and just as the sticker depicts, this man is also proudly trans!! 🏳️‍⚧️ Additionally, Solly also wears his helmet on a 50/50 ish ratio, mostly for more serious themes he’ll have it off, or just simply depending on the context he may or may not be wearing it!
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🦝 Lt. Bites 🐾
Lt. Bites is Solly’s most treasured “raccoon” companion, but unbeknownst to Soldier, Lt. Bites is actually a raccoon dog, an exotic creature native to the Asian territories! Solly had saved him from an illegal exotic pet trade bust and has taken care of the critter since! Soldier wholly believes Lt. Bites is an American Raccoon, and will smother anyone who tries to tell him otherwise >:]
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That’s about it for now, thanks again for reading about this silly guy! My ask box is always open to any questions/requests about my ocs or HC designs! X3c ✨
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thebearme · 4 months
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Any tf2 headcanons?
I was hoarding this ask for when I have alot of hcs but I now realize that that was an awful idea becuz now there too much going on in my brain. So I'll tell you the ones I can remember rn.
(btw this is gonna be a mess of silly and sad contention into a blender, so sorry for any whiplash)
Everyones business last name is TF2. It's canon, Ms Pauling said so.
Scout and Ms Pauling have one thing in common, they're simps for women out of their league and it's sad.
My current idea of the plot is that Ms Pauling is now the new administrator and the mercs are still working for her but now instead of a war they are now a Hire-A-Merc organization. Why, so they can pay the blood pact that the old administrator got them in from Abraham Lincoln.
The team is a merge for BLU and RED team members.
BLU: Scout, Medic, Soldier, Engineer | RED: Heavy, Demo, Spy, Sniper, Pyro
Engie has an gaming channel.
Engie is a little person. (you can't convince otherwise LOOK AT HIM)
Engie does his own surgery, not that he doesn't trust Medic. He just doesn't trust Medic. He has more trust that in his drunken state he could chop his arm off cleaner than Medic because of his god complex.
Engie says trans rights.
Engie has two moods: Wholesome bumpkin or manic "i am better than all of you".
Medic and Heavy are married. (but to be fair thats just canon)
Medic never had a medical license but he did go to school... for animal care.
Medic has a Doctor of Veterinary Medicine degree and lied ALOT to military when he got drafted to get out safely.
He got a nazi skeleton and dead parents out of that.
Medic burn his documents so now the only people that knows is the people he tells like Heavy.
Medic only have two reasons for being here- 1) to experiment on everyone. 2) Heavy
Medic eats like a cat eating a dragon fruit. And so does Archimedes.
Medic is the definition of "no rules no boundaries he doesn't flinch at torture and sells blood for money. He's your new best friend."
Medic is slowly going more insane with time and can't tell if it's because he sold his soul to the devil or because someone is secretly fucking with him. (it's Spy)
Heavy met Medic before joining the team.
Heavy has a cooking channel.
He's a masochist. (he has too if he's with Medic.)
Heavy will kill Soldier before he starts having kids with Zhanna. He's still not ok with him.
Heavy has lots of cute moles on him. (Medic makes sure to kiss each one and make sure they're not lethal.)
While Im at it Heavy family is cursed to fall in-love with insane men.
Pyro-vision is just Pyro going through a heat stroke.
Pyro is the leader of the hate spy club.
Pyro has kids that live in the ocean with his mermaid wife. Don't ask how, it's Pyro.
Engie and Scout are the only ones that understand what Pyro is saying completely.
Engie adopted Pyro unofficially but that's his son right there.
Soldier and Zhanna are gonna have twins.
Soldier and Demo had kiss once- with their socks on.
Medic did a blood test on Soldier and he actually is not 100% American, he doesn't know and everyone intends it to stay that way.
Soldier and Scout actually know each other from before getting hired by BLU. They were comrade in the 100,000 new men program in Vietnam.
After Scout left in general discharge from a land mine incident he thought that would be the laat time he sees him. He was wrong.
Don't worry they're chill, well as chill as man can be when their hand is somehow a magnet to your neck.
Sniper is a social smoker.
Sniper is like a lizard, he doesn't fuck with the cold.
Sniper is younger than Scout. He just spent too much time in the sun and now he looks like a divorce 40 y/o dad struggling with his mortgage. Or just a brown Adam Sandler.
Sniper got those old man bones AKA my bones. His knees be cracking down the hall.
Sniper hops round different peoples places for the holidays. He spent the most time at Engie's house with Pyro; he had spent a Christmas or two with Scout's family but a "certain someone" doesn't appreciate the bushman there and ruining his holiday with his family.
When Scout has to give directions or details of the area he just draws it. Because NO ONE understands this mans writing.
Scout's life mission is to be Gods greatest gift and not just for the women. Like the bible said "a hole is a hole"... or atleast thats what Scout remembers from church.
Scout while being illiterate CAN speak Spanish, Italian, Vietnamese and French. (but he doesn't remember where he learned french from tho.)
Scout is resistant to radiation at this point.
Before becoming a merc, Scout was working at a diner that fitted him quite well.
Waffle House at the graveyard shift.
Scout's fuckboy attitude comes from daddy issues while Spy slut attitude comes from mommy issues.
Spy came from a rich family until he ran away to help in the war effort and became a spy. He doesn't regret his decision nor miss his home but does wish he did a proper goodbye to his brother.
The reason Spy has teeth capsules in his mouth to begin with is because one time him and a his fellow spy were getting torture by the enemy by having their teeth removed. Now all his teeth are fake.
Speaking of teeth, Scout got his buck-teeth from Spy.
Spy HAS gotten lungs transplanted several times from Medic because this mf refuses to chill out and get help with his smoking problem.
Spy is gender fluid.
Spy is a furry.
Demo is going to kill him one day.
That day is when he finds his DA account.
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renthewerecatboi · 22 days
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sixth stimboard goes to
the BLU spy
ah my silly li'l critter!! aesthetically, he's not actually that different from RED spy, he's just the pathetic crab man
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