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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days
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Hello Medic owns at least one pair of go go boots
The best part is that it would fit into the timeline perfectly
Unfortunately, he was banned from wearing them on the battlefield because Heavy found them too distracting.
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cbsxreader · 8 months
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Another one I made (again, at like 2am)
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orangsodiepop · 11 months
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EDIT: hi guys… I originally was gonna draw more with this but the amount of attention this post gets vs my other more refined art kinda bums me out so I will no longer be engaging with comments or reposts/notes or making a part 2 etc!!! Hope u guys understand.. if u want to though feel free to do whatever with it (draw, write fanfic, etc.) if u like the headcanons!! Sorry :,3 but if u enjoyed this pls check out my other stuff!!!
I have tried muting notifications on this post but sadly it doesn’t seem to work. But thank you for the love and attention this has gotten!
HELLO TUMBLR!!! Since u guys liked my last tf2 related post I’m tossing y’all this that Twitter seemed to LOVE. Me & my friend @quinn-tessetial were like “what if WE just continued tge tf2 comics and renamed it tf3 lol” so here. Feast. Basically 83% of the ideas were hers, I’m just illustrating it lol. There will be a part 2 soon! I’ve just been so busy lately hehe. Anyways all of these are based more off of like. The canon lore more than they are personal headcanons (sorry soldier & demo shippers) (but congrats speeding bullet fans..?) but honestly take this as you will and headcanon whatever idc. This was made for fun. Do with this info what you will. Everyone say thank you Quinn for doing all the lore work
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danafoss · 2 months
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What the TF2 Mercs smell like
this idea was stuck in my head for TOO long
Soldier: Cigar smoke, gunpowder, and AMERICA
Scout: Just sweat and energy drinks (and probably a whole lot of Axe body spray if Miss Pauling's around)
Demoman: 100% pure alcohol plus gunpowder, a harsh and dangerous mix
Spy: Wears some retro French cologne, probably Dior Eau Sauvage plus cigarette smoke, actually a pretty nice mixture
Medic: Smells surprisingly nice, like soap and fresh water (from washing off all that blood) and slightly metallic (from the blood he couldn't wash off)
Sniper: Sweat with some natural musk/woody notes plus leather and earth
Heavy: Steel and gunpowder, but probably likes to splash on some cheap, citrusy cologne once in a while
Pyro: Bonfire and burning rubber
Engineer: Smells really nice and rugged, leather, smoke, and wood notes, maybe a dash of black pepper
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artaxerxa · 2 months
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Testing Engineers new contraption
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treatsf · 10 days
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I see oh merc x merc this oh merc x merc that How about merc found family huh? Engineers the dad Snipers the mysterious cousin Heavy and Medic are the gay uncles Spy and Demoman are the grandpas Scout and Pyro are the children and Soldier is the brother thrice removed with the worst life advice possible?
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remylion · 6 months
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cunty merasmus is done.
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(my art can be used as pfps, either just the drawing or with flags added. but the flags shall not be hatefull n such. plus give credit ty<3)
my hc for merasmus is that his canine teeth are a little sharp, and positioned high above the other teeth. which he hates. so most of the time he covers his mouth with his scarf.
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vikkirosko · 7 months
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Headcanons Single parent
⚾️ Scout x Reader 🍗
When you met Scout, you seemed to him a pleasant person with whom he was interested in communicating and flirting. When he had a weekend off, you went on dates. He was serious and hoped that your relationship would last a long time. He was happy when you invited him to visit you, but a surprise was waiting for him in your house in the person of your five-year-old son
You were a single parent and have been raising your son for five years. The second parent left you and your child, so you took full responsibility for yourself and so far you have coped well with your role as a parent. Your son had to go to school soon, so you were often busy. You worked hard so that your son would have everything he needed and even more. Every time you told someone you liked that you had a son, they left pretty quickly and stopped communicating with you. That's why you didn't tell Scout about it. You were waiting for the right moment and it was by inviting him to your home that you decided to tell him the truth. But Scout didn't leave
Scout saw that you were busy, so he proudly offered to play with your son while you were busy. You were grateful to him and went about your business, but you continued to listen to make sure that nothing bad would happen. Scout joked a lot and played with your son like a little brother. Your son has never had a person with whom he could behave so freely before. When you finished your business, you saw both of them, tired, sleeping on the couch. You didn't wake them up and, smiling gently, covered them with a blanket
You were glad that Scout wasn't bothered by the fact that you had a child. He was like an older brother or a friendly uncle to your son. You were glad that his feelings for you did not weaken and he was even ready to help you with taking care of your son. He couldn't help him with the upcoming school, but he could help you with care and upbringing
🪖 Soldier x Reader 🦅
From the first day of acquaintance, Soldier was in love with you, which he quickly told you. You started dating a couple of months later and you saw each other often, but usually during the day. You had a job and in the evenings you usually spent time at home. Soldier didn't know the reason until one day he came to your house. He planned to surprise you, but when you opened the door to him, he heard a child's voice asking you who came to you
As it turned out, you were a single parent and you had a six-year-old daughter. You didn't go into details about your partner, just said that you are now alone with your daughter and that despite the fact that you like Jane, you didn't want to put a romantic relationship above your daughter, but Soldier wasn't going to try to somehow influence your relationship with your daughter and was even glad that that you had a child. He imagined how to communicate with boys, because he worked surrounded by men, but it was more difficult with a girl. He has become a frequent guest in your house. The fact that he knew about your daughter allowed you to see each other more often and the girl quickly became attached to him
You could safely do cooking without worrying that your daughter might get bored. Soldier was happy to communicate with her and participated in her games, changing them in a military way. Your daughter was having fun with the new plots he was coming up with and you asked him every time to make them less detailed when it came to some of the scenes he described. He tried to do as you asked, but it didn't always work out, but as long as your daughter was happy, everything suited you
When your daughter first called Soldier Dad, he was surprised by this and could not hold back tears. When you saw him like that, you couldn't help but smile softly and hugged him. For the first time in your life there was a man who accepted you and your daughter
🔥 Pyro x Reader 🦄
Pyro met you at a toy store. He came there to look at toys, and you were choosing something and accidentally bumped into him. He apologized to you for a long time, even though you didn't immediately understand what he was saying, but he offered to help you choose a toy as a sign of apology. As it turned out, you were choosing gifts for your daughters on their birthday. Pyro was happy to help you choose gifts and a few days later you met again
You liked him despite the fact that he had some oddities and after a few months of the relationship you decided to introduce him to your daughters. You had two seven-year-old twin girls whom you loved very much and with whom you introduced Pyro. Your daughters were surprised when you introduced them to him, but they quickly accepted him and arranged a tea party with him, in which he gladly participated
Every time Pyro came to visit you, your daughters were sincerely glad to see him. They played with him while you were busy and were happy when he was at your family events. They were ready to accept him as a part of the family and it genuinely pleased you. Your daughters rarely trusted strangers so easily, which is why Pyro stood out so much
The relationship with Pyro was not the first after you became a single parent, but your daughters liked only him. He was genuinely attached to them and you were glad that you could not be afraid that your daughters would be against your relationship. You sincerely hoped that Pyro would become a part of your family
🍺 Demoman x Reader 💣
Demoman and you met in a bar. You worked there and didn't mind chatting with a regular customer at all. You always listened to what he was talking about and drove him home several times when he was too drunk and couldn't drive himself. You both liked your communication and you started seeing each other not only in the bar where you worked and finally you started dating. However, a much more important step was that you introduced him to your sons
As it turned out, you were a single parent and you had two eight-year-old sons. You didn't say what happened to your partner, but you loved your sons and took care of them. You were worried about how your sons would react to Demo, because you had never introduced them to those you met before, trying to separate relationships and family. However, he quickly won the favor of your children by telling them stories from his childhood, especially about how he came to the sorcerer's castle
Tavish really treated your children with care and attention. He often thought that he would like a family, but before he did not have the opportunity to become a family man because of work. However, you and your sons seemed ready to accept him into your family. It really meant a lot to him
He hoped that in the coming holidays he would be able to invite you and your sons to his home to introduce you to his mother. He appreciated that you introduced him to your family, which is why he wanted you to meet his family too. He was sure that his mom would be able to accept you as family members
🥪 Heavy x Reader 🐻
Heavy and you were able to get along from the first day of your acquaintance. He told you about his family and you listened with interest to stories about his sisters when they were children. You didn't have any siblings so you didn't know what it was like. However, you told him that you had two daughters, the eldest was twelve and the youngest was eight. They were your family and when you were sure of your relationship with Heavy, you decided to introduce him to them
Your daughters could not immediately feel at ease with him. He seemed very big against your background, and against the background of your daughters, he seemed just a giant. However, Heavy was able to find a common language with the girls, after all, he had three younger sisters, so after several meetings they were glad to see him, as if he had been part of your family for a long time
Every time he came to your house, he helped you cook, told your daughters about life in a small house among the snows, about his sisters and mother. They always listened to him with interest and asked a huge number of questions. You smiled softly, rejoicing that your daughters were so attached to him
He hoped that someday you will be able to live like a real family. He sincerely loved you and sometimes imagined how you could live in a big house, he, you, your daughters, and his mother and sisters would come to you for the holidays. It was a quiet and peaceful life that he wanted for his family and for you
🧰 Engineer x Reader 🎸
Engineer always thought he would have a family. He thought about it when he was younger, then he focused on work. But when he met you, he will want to start a family again. He genuinely liked you, and he hoped that your relationship could become serious. However, you usually didn't agree to late dates, saying you needed to be at home. Engineer treated this with understanding. When you asked him to come to your house, he was surprised, but agreed. But he was even more surprised when he found out that you had two sons
You didn't talk about your ex-partner, but you understood that since you raised the children alone, it means either something happened or you broke up. He didn't ask you about it, knowing that if you wanted to, you would tell him about it. Your sons were suspicious of him at first, but his sincere friendliness was able to endear your younger son, while the older one continued to treat him with great distrust
Dell understood that he could not become a father to your sons, but he hoped that he would be able to establish a relationship with them. He often came to your house, spent time with you, had a barbecue and was part of your family holidays. You saw how your youngest son was glad when Dell came and even your eldest son began to treat him more warmly, although he did not show it openly
Engineer and you were happy together. The people who saw you took you for a family, and it pleased you both. Perhaps the day when you can really call each other family was much closer than you might have thought
🕊 Medic x Reader 💉
You met Medic in the library where he periodically went. You worked there as a librarian and quite often you chatted about everything in the world. You were an educated and interesting conversationalist with whom Medic liked to spend time. However, even when you started dating, there was a feeling that there were still unsaid things between you. As it turned out, this was indeed the case. As it turned out, you had a son
You were a single parent who raised a fourteen-year-old son. It wasn't as easy as it might seem. Your son had a rebellious period and because of this you often quarreled. You haven't even tried to arrange your personal life for a long time, but now that your son is older, you hoped that everything would finally go well. Medic was not bothered by the fact that you had a son, but your son did not perceive his appearance in your life as something good
Every time Ludwig came to you, he felt your son's aggressive gaze on him. Your son didn't like the fact that your usual way of life. He was satisfied with how you live with him and he did not expect the appearance of Medic. Ludwig understood this and was in no hurry to become your son's best friend, but he did not think to start feuding with him
Medic understood that you put your son's well-being first and you hoped that Ludwig could become part of your family. It was still too early to talk about it, but the fact that your son, though gradually, began to trust him already said a lot
🦉Sniper x Reader 🎷
Sniper's parents sometimes talked to him about finally starting a family, but he didn't think it was a good idea. He lived in a camper, worked as a sniper and it was difficult for him to call himself a family man. Even when he met you and you started dating, he didn't change his mind. And he was very surprised when he found out that you had a child
You were a single parent and for ten years you have been raising your son. Your child was very sociable and when you introduced him to Mundy, your son quickly took a liking to him. It was strange for Sniper. It was unusual for him to communicate with a child, but he tried to do everything right. You saw how hard he tried and it made you smile sincerely
Sniper had no idea how hard it could be to raise a child alone. Several times he looked after your son while you were cooking dinner or finishing preparations for the coming day. He felt awkward participating in the games that your son came up with, but looking at your soft smile and hearing your son's laughter, he felt for a few moments the family warmth that his parents must have experienced
Every time Mundy spent time with you, he thought that maybe living with a family wasn't so bad. He didn't know what it would look like if you were more than a couple, but sometimes it seemed like a really good idea to him, but for now he put it off, rejoicing at what he had
🚬 Spy x Reader 🗡
Spy decided for himself a long time ago that he is not a family man. He knew that he had a son, but he did not participate in his upbringing and had no idea how to communicate with him now that his son was already an adult. He started a relationship with you confident that he wouldn't have to think about it, but pretty soon he found out that it wasn't quite like that
You were a single parent raising a fourteen-year-old daughter. You and your daughter had a trusting relationship, so you didn't hide your romantic relationship from her. Spy was surprised when he met your daughter, who had returned earlier from her friend. You introduced them and your daughter, to Spy's surprise, was friendly to him. She was glad that you finally got busy with your personal life
Spy didn't see your daughter that often, but every time they met, she was friendly with him, not as a possible father, but as an adult acquaintance. It calmed him down a little. Gradually, he took a liking to your daughter, sometimes perceiving her as his own daughter. It was much easier to communicate with her than with Jeremy, and he himself did not notice how he began to take paternal care of her
You smiled gently as you listened to your daughter telling you and Spy about her day. Spy himself did not notice how he smiled at this. He understood that such a peaceful life was very rare for him and he did not rule out that he would have to leave you, but while he had the opportunity, he used it
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sakuwura-meow-meow · 2 months
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Just got into gmod annnnnnd
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oakleyyz · 5 months
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Idk if I'm one of the few who headcanons this, but I like to think Spy left when Scout was around 4-5, maybe even 3 yrs old.
Idk maybe its because I like the whole idea of Scout remembering certain things about Spy before he left, like his cigarette smoke, his small ass hands, maybe even what he said in French? I like to headcanon that Spy would call Scout mon filis (my son in french) or something along those lines.
Anyone else also have this idea?
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baunenam · 4 months
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Whenever Heavy carries Medic after a victorious match, Medic becomes less likely to experiment on his own team even if it's just for a day. Since then, the rest of the mercs make sure that the times Heavy & Medic spend together are not interrupted.
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tf2incorrectquotes · 3 days
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I wanna see what would happen when the TF2 mercs find a dinosaur
I figure it would be like the Jungle Inferno video but with dinosaurs instead of Yetis.
Hopefully they can convince Saxton Hale to let them repopulate the species before killing them all.
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cbsxreader · 8 months
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I made this at like 2 am so if you don't agree with this then yea me too
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simply-jay · 10 months
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TF2 Fanfic writers, 👏 get 👏 on 👏 it!
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There’s two kinds of mercenaries: those who know they had a messed up childhood, and those who think theirs was totally normal.
For example: Heavy and Spy know they had an un-ordinary childhood
Scout and Demo think they’ve lived completely standard lives. Then they described something from their childhood and everyone stares at them like… dude. You’re not okay.
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treatsf · 10 days
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rrRAAAHHHHH I CANT DENY IT ANY LONGER!!!!! AROACE SCOUT!!!!! RAHHHHHH!!!!! TEARS MY SHIRT OPEN IN ANGUISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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