˗ˏˋ tattoo artist kaveh and piercer alhaitham ´ˎ˗

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ tags: nsfw, kaveh x afab reader, alhaitham x afab reader, kaveh x afab reader x alhaitham, threesome, double penetration, lots of praise and aftercare (kaveh), slight sadism (alhaitham), degradation (alhaitham).

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ notes: kaveh and alhaitham are roommates and work at the same tattoo and piercing studio. i imagined kaveh’s tattoo style to look like @/zihwa_tattooer’s work on instagram. i’d sell an organ to be tattooed by her, i’m a whore for fine line omg.

❛ kaveh ༉‧₊˚

kaveh is so insanely pretty and he’s got the prettiest tattoos too. simple, aesthetic, black fine line designs are placed in certain parts of his body - his arms, hands, and back, complimenting his features instead of overpowering them. you can’t help but admire them every time you see him, which he doesn’t mind - he loved the attention you give him. he also has few cartilage, adorned with gold leaf and feather themed jewelry, all done by alhaitham.

a month into your relationship, he gave offered to give you a tattoo, free of charge. unsure of what to get, he picked out a few designs from his flash that he thought would look nice on you. you settled on a simple butterfly below the back of your neck, a place he recommended, as it’s one of his favorite places to kiss you. the process was pretty painful but kaveh’s steady and light hand, along with his calming praises and small talk, made it a lot better. also, his hair was up in a clip, which was a little treat for you as well - you loved it when he wore his hair like that.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

during sex, kaveh always prioritizes your pleasure over his own. he's so gentle with you, constantly mumbling little praises and encouragement as you ride him, caressing your back with a feather-light touch and helping you keep a steady rhythm. he loves you so, so much, and hates to see you in pain - he constantly checks in to make sure you're alright, making sure you know your safe word, etc. he remembers all of the places that make you feel good, all of your favorite positions, and all of the little praises you love to hear.

he'll eat you out before fucking you with his dick, making sure that you're all nice and wet for him. he loves it when you tug on his hair, urging him to continue. your moans are like music to his ears, fueling his desire to bring you as much pleasure as possible.

kaveh’s a switch, though he prefers giving rather than receiving. when you want to be dominant, though, he’ll make the sweetest moans, begging you for more. he loves it when you mark him up with hickeys, and will wear his hair up to show them off the day after, letting everyone know that he’s yours. he’s so happy and grateful that he’s loved by someone like you, and treasures every little mark you give him, knowing it’s a symbol of your love.

he thinks you’re the most beautiful person in the world as you’re coming down from your high. he never lacks in aftercare - he knows how much you need reassurance and love afterwards, so he’s quick to pull you into his embrace, whispering sweet nothings into your ear as he caresses all of the places he knows will be sore later.

“you’re already beautiful, but i think you’d be even more beautiful with a few tattoos,” he whispers as you lay against his chest. his hand goes to cover yours, his thumb rubbing over your outer hand and wrist, a little smile forming on his face as he imagines designs for you. “a floral design here would look so pretty. imagine us holding hands, tattoos showing and all.”

his hand then moves to your side, tracing it with his fingers. “then, maybe one here as well, starting from here and extending all the way up here,” he explains, starting from your waist and ending next to your breast. “we can add little snakes or cute butterflies to the design. make you a beautiful little garden.”

secretly, he dreams of getting matching tattoos with you as your relationship progresses. he’s drawn out some ideas based off of your shared interests that he’ll show you when the time comes, but for now, it’s his little secret.

the next day, he'll invite you over to his studio after hours to work on your new tattoo. besides loving aftercare in bed, he cares for your tattoo aftercare as well. he’ll constantly be nagging at you to not scratch it, carries aquaphor with him just in case you need to reapply, and once it’s healed, he has a small little bottle of sunscreen for when it’s exposed to the sun, knowing that you always forget to put some on.

he doesn’t want his little piece of art getting ruined, especially if it’s on such a beautiful canvas as yourself.

❛ alhaitham ༉‧₊˚

alhaitham is so fucking hot. he usually wears basic, black t-shirts and tank tops, showing off his bulky tattooed arms. his upper body is covered in bold tattoos - usually traditional, though he does have a sword tattoo on his forearm from kaveh. he's got a side labaret, a tongue piercing, and a ton on his ear - industrial, helix, you name it. on his large, veiny, tattooed hands are a collection of silver rings, not a single finger plain.

when the two of you began dating, you said you've been interested in getting a septum for a while, though you were still on the fence about it - you were scared about the healing process and if you'd even like it. you got your ears pierced when you were young, so it would technically be your first piercing. he offered to do it for you, and if you didn't like it, you can simply take it off. though, he assured you that you’d look beautiful with it. the idea got you interested, and he took you to the studio to get it done.

the piercing was quick, though it did hurt a little, especially since you didn't have the best pain tolerance. your eyes got a little watery, a single tear falling. it was a little embarrassing for you, though alhaitham guiltily thought it was kind of hot. he'd be lying if he said he wasn't a sadist - he never has these thoughts while piercing his clients, but seeing you like this was different. after putting in your jewelry, a cute little gold clicker, he quickly excused himself to grab you a cup of water, though it was mainly to calm himself down.

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

he fucks you hard and rough. he loves seeing you beg and will often deny your orgasm to see you all needy, crying for him to let you cum. he loves holding your wrists so he has complete control over you. he thinks it's so cute that you're so small and weak in comparison to him - it fuels his lust to break you and then spoil you afterwards.

he loves to degrade you, too. he'll call you a whore while fucking you mercilessly, saying you're such a slut for him and his cock. he'll never say anything meant to hurt you, though. if he notices his degrading goes too far, he'll apologize and make it up to you, toning down the roughness and slipping in a few praises instead.

during one of your sessions, he has you standing in front of the bathroom sink, holding onto the counter for your dear life as he's pounding into you. he holds your chin so you're forced to stare at the lewd sight, kissing your sensitive ear and neck as he does so.

"look at how cute you are," he coos with a low voice, grunting as he thrusts into you. his hand moves to cup your breast, giving your nipple a little pinch, causing you to gasp in pleasure. "you'd look so pretty with piercings here. have you considered getting them done?"

his hand cradling your chin moves down to hold your other breast, flicking your nipples. "imagine how good they would feel while we fuck," he mumbles, his warm breath against your ear as he stares at your reflection with you. "of course, i'll pierce them for you - don't want any other man seeing you like this," he whispers, giving you a kiss on the cheek. "what do you think?"

you're too fucked out to say anything, so you nod. he smiles as one of his hands travel down to your stomach, his index finger stopping on top of your belly button.

"and maybe one here. you'd look so pretty with one, and you'd get to wear more of those tiny shirts you like so much," he mutters. you told him you've been interested in wearing clothes that show your midriff, though you're self-conscious about showing your stomach. he would assure you that you'd look fine every time you bring it up, though it wasn't enough to boost your confidence. “so, so pretty," he purrs, circling his finger over it and giving your cheek another kiss, before his hands travel down even further.

his hand stops at your clit, slowly rubbing it with one hand as he holds your chin again with the other. "and maybe a piercing on the hood here, too. wouldn't it feel so, so, so good here? the smooth metal rubbing against your clit as i fuck you. imagine how sensitive you'll be when i put a vibrator against it," he teases, increasing the intensity of his fingers. "and imagine how hot you'd look with one. a little secret between you and me.” the idea of getting a clitoris hood piercing was never on your mind, but with the way he described it pushed you off the edge, and you were forced to watch your reflection as you cum.

"that's my girl," he whispers, watching you with a smile as you tremble from the intense pleasure, his hands moving to your waist to hold you steady.

❛ alhaitham and kaveh ༉‧₊˚

god, fucking the two of them at the same time would feel so good. while you're dating one of them, the other notices the two of you having sex in their room and can't help but join in.

while kaveh's so gentle with you, making sure you're alright and giving you plenty of kisses and praises, alhaitham is merciless, manhandling and degrading you. it’s the perfect balance between being spoiled and being ruined, and you’re in love with it. the two of them are competing to see who can fuck you best, and you're unsure of who's winning - your lover or his roommate.

you lay on the bed as alhaitham opens your legs, kissing from your stomach down to your folds. he sucks roughly on your clit and prods his tongue into your hole, causing you to feel his piercing against you. the pleasure is intense, almost too much as he slips two fingers in, fingering you quickly and deeply, abusing your g-spot. he runs his tongue on your clit, making you feel his hard tongue piercing, causing you to go insane in pleasure.

as alhaitham bullies your pussy, kaveh’s behind you, giving you the much needed kindness you weren’t receiving from alhaitham. he hushed you as he lovingly kisses your ear, nibbling and sucking on your earlobe. his hand travels down to your breasts, groping them slowly so as to not overstimulate you, but rather enhance your pleasure.

with alhaitham’s aggressive oral and kaveh’s sweet care, you find your high approaching, and they both know it by the way your body reacts to them. alhaitham speeds up his fingers and licks as kaveh teases you with his hot breath against your ear, and you find yourself cumming hard on alhaitham’s tongue.

the two of them let you catch your breath, and once you do, kaveh is gently turning you around so you’re facing him, taking off his pants to reveal his hard cock. he scoots down, resting his head on the pillows as he guides you to sit on his dick. you lace your fingers with his, slowly sinking down onto his dick while he sings little praises for you.

“angel, you’re taking me so well,” he gleams, watching as you fully bottom out. “so perfect, so, so perfect.” he says, pulling you down to his chest as he thrusts up into you.

“quit babying her, she’s a slut,” alhaitham bickers. “she knows how to put a dick in her.”

“shut your damn mouth, you’re just jealous because you’re not the one fucking her right now," kaveh sneers, and though his words were harsh, he didn't change his tender touch on you.

alhaitham sighs, watching as kaveh fucked you with so much care, whispering into your ear and drowning you in kisses. he’s so vocal during sex, something that alhaitham wasn’t. getting turned on by the scene, he takes off his pants, stroking his dick.

after a while, when you were soon nearing your high, you noticed that alhaitham was gone from your side. from behind, you feel someone prod a finger at your other hole, prepping you for his cock. it was alhaitham. you're scared of the pain - you weren’t used to getting it there and it hurts a little, which kaveh notices and quickly stops.

"i... i can't..." you stutter, holding onto him. alhaitham slows down, though his fingers don’t leave your hole.

"it's alright, babe," kaveh hushes, stroking your cheek. "it'll feel better soon, okay? you'll feel so good with the two of us inside of you. can you do it for us? i know you can handle it," he says. from behind, alhaitham's kissing your back, paying special attention to your tattoo. you nod, causing kaveh to smile and kiss your forehead. “thanks, my love.”

kaveh thrusts into you again, this time more slowly and deeply. alhaitham continues prepping your asshole, adding in another finger. once he thinks you're ready to handle him, his fingers leave you, being replaced by the tip of his cock, which stretched you way more than his fingers did.

"just breathe, okay?" kaveh says, holding your hand. as alhaitham slowly inserts himself in, kaveh's mumbling little "i love you"s and "you're doing so good for us" against your lips, wiping away any tears that fall. the stretch is painful, but you know it'll be all worth it in the end.

after a few careful thrusts from alhaitham, careful to not hurt you, the pain soon turns into pleasure as you get used to his size. your winces became moans, and you hold onto kaveh. he asks if it’s okay for him to start moving again, and you nod, allowing him to pick up where he left off.

"enjoying it already? you sure are a slut, huh," alhaitham grunts from behind, increasing the intensity of his pace. their thrusts aren't synced - while one pulls away, the other is going in, causing you to be constantly stimulated. it feels so good feeling so full, and you soon find yourself reaching your high, gripping onto kaveh's shoulders for stability.

they fuck you through your orgasm, slowing to a stop once you’re done. they let you take a little break as they litter kisses all over you. you snuggle up against kaveh, sapped of energy, until you hear alhaitham laugh as he lifts you up so your back is pressed against his chest.

"think you're done already? we haven't even came yet," he teases, making your heart sinks. you were already so tired, so fucked out, but you weren’t done yet? you'll be having a long night.

I just had MASSIVE brain worms with anon’s thoughts on aventurine and sunday— OK SO

The whole jealous/possessive trope? Yeah, how about that with those two :) you meet aventurine at one of penacony’s bars or clubs and bond over some cards after he teaches you. What becomes a regular, friendly match turns into cute meetings and he ventures to take you out into town. Now I see aventurine as the teasing and touchy type. If you’re comfy with it, he’s 1000% slinging an arm around your waist, shoulder, stuff like that.

Sunday is someone you meet naturally as he’s like one of the major heads of the Family on all of Penacony. Maybe your job has you bond with him during social or political meetings but his smile and kind mannerisms seem a little less forced with you: one of Sunday’s signals that he is fond of you.

Well BOTH of these men scream (a lil manipulative) and VERY observant so naturally they’d absolutely know it if the other is harboring feelings or stealing longing glances.

Sunday showering you in gifts, some anonymous with poetic letters, some personally handed to you. Aventurine showing you off around town while he carries your shopping bags for you, letting you do anything your cute heart desires. He’d make eye contact with Sunday from across the street and just fucking SMIRK. I know he would. But because both men are powerful and supposed to be diplomatic to one another between the IPC and Family, they can’t exactly eliminate competition :(

Ahhhhhhh no thoughts head empty, just THIS

Oh my word your brain is so big I could listen to you talk about this all day.

@fire-lizard-ro for helping me out!

Cw! Manipulation

But oh my gosh what I’d do to be stuck in between AVENTURINE and Mr. SUNDAY PLEASE but also WOAH that’s terrifying~

Mr. Aventurine. Real dangerous. Manipulative. Hard to read. But he’ll buy you whatever your eyes land on, and his arm feels so nice wrapped loosely around your waist…

Mr. Sunday won’t indulge you quite as much. He doesn’t believe in buying affections, like Aventurine does. But that doesn’t mean he won’t give you attention. He’s full of pretty little words and pretty little presents, and of course any time spent with Sunday lives in your head for a long, long time.

They’re both So manipulative. Aventurine likes the classic: look at all I’ve given you. You can’t live without me. While Sunday doesn’t Say it but he definitely makes you think it.

Imagine just…being with Aventurine in the casino. You’re sitting on his lap, kissing his jaw, kissing his tattoo, helping him cheat at cards…

It looks like the night is about to end on a high note, until one more challenger appears. Mr. Sunday himself.

Neither of them say it, but you know it too. The final prize, Aventurine’s last gamble…

You.

Aventurine and Sunday were going to play one last round for you.

A Call in the Night

Dazai Osamu x reader x Oda Sakunosuke

Series Summary: While Dazai finally gets over the death of his friend and moves on with his life, he has to watch him unnaturally return into the world, and now he has to watch him turn twisted and into everything he hated in a way.

Chapter Summary: The Armed Detective Agency gets a call about an warehouse incident that happened in the middle of the night, and send two detectives to respond to it.

Notice: This fic series is going to have some dark themes in it so be warned, and in this AU Dazai and the reader are members of the armed detective agency, and this is a spiritual successor to “Late Night Tickets, and Meeting Him.” So I recommend reading that first even though you don’t need to. This is going to be a series!

Trigger Warnings: Blood, mentions of extreme violence, and description of illegal activities.

Getting a call about a mandatory and emergency investigation in the middle of the night, to be specific 2:32am, was something no one at the Armed Detective Agency wanted to do. So what's the most logical solution? Draw straws and the two people who draw the shortest are forced to go.

Unfortunately for you, you were one of the two unfortunate souls that drew a short straw. At least the other person who drew the short straw was Dazai Osamu, your coworker but most importantly the first friend you made in this city, so maybe you would be able to get a kick out of the bad situation at hand.

But when the two of you emerged from an alley to meet the crime scene at hand, that would by no means be the case because by the sight of the horror that layed out infront of you two it was enough for the both of you want to hurl.

Crime scene would describe the atrocity in front of as much as the phrases bloodbath and massacre would. No wonder this was an emergency for the ADA there were probably more than 30 people dead killed in various atypical ways.

First walking into the warehouse the most out of the ordinary sight would be a round wooden table with a duffle bag on it, but once someone took a closer look the rest of the ware house was completely empty other than the congealing crimson liquid that was pooling everywhere.

The five chairs around rickety table were matched with four bodies of executives of some sort laid face down on the table or dangling of the chairs.

But the most appalling sight was what was inside the duffle-bag, you were wishing it would be something tame like left behind money, however, much to your displeasure, they where severed off human heads. That by the looks of it were cut off with some sort of serrated knife my the edge markings.

"What are you thinking (Y/N)?" Were the words that Dazai spoke to snap you out of your spiraling train of thought. "I sure as hell am thinking this isn't the way I would have wanted to go."

"I'll have to agree with you on that one, this shit is something right out of a cheesy crime or horror movie.The only thing I can think of is the heads were a message of some kind to the people who were sitting at the table, and either the person at the empty seat with accomplices who killed everyone or are the only survivor, but it could be either. Were you able to identify anyone bodies or do you recognize anyone?"

"I don't recognize anyone, and most of the bodies are too mangled to be identified, but everyone at the table is wearing a customized Rolex, so I suspect that they were all executives of a organization of some kind, probably an illegal on based on all the gun men that were probably guarding the meeting before they got taken out."

"The only lead we have is the Rolex I guess, so Daz, will you take one for reference, we can visit all of the watch makers in the city to try to find out who was the person who commissioned these watches to be made, and then maybe through that we kind find out who the soul survivor was."

"Agreed."

Honestly the two of you would have been a little more playful and chatty if the events that took place tonight weren't so gruesome. The two of you were used to having to see and do brutal things, but Dazai had this gut feeling that this wasn't the typical violent act, and things weren't as the seemed.

The brown eyed detective just wanted to go take a nap after this, which was something you also wanted to do after see all the blood. Deciding to leave the true start to your investigation for a decent time the two of you swiftly communicated with the responders about the potential situation at hand. Then left to go deal with is mess the next day.

Timeskip........

After a horrible night's sleep and about three cups of coffee you were finally able to be semi-functional, so then you decided to grab your partner Dazai after dressing to impress and make for the horrible mood you currently were in from multiple factors. Dazai was even in a worse state than you where, you found him at the trying to convince Kunikida to go on the investigation for him, which was ultimately denied by the blonde haired man. Also leaving you to drag the genius yet idiotic maniac out of the office.

Walking down the streets in-between visiting different watchmakers and jewelers, you noticed some was off each time your boots hit the ridged pavement. In particular something about Dazai, his face was contorted into a being in deep thought, not to be disturbed for any reason. It was so out of character you were going to ask what he was thinking about, but then opted out.

"I know you were going to ask what I was thinking, I am a detective you know." He said his face morphing into one not of deep thought but of cockiness with a smirk. Damn, sometimes you really loved and hated that smirk, but right now you didn't know what to think of it. "I was just thinking of how now I know exactly who made the watches, and where is is for your information."

"Really who would that be? For my information."

"His name is Opāru Shokunin, he's done a lot of custom jewelry for Elise-chan and the port mafia in the past, but recently he's been doing a lot of foreign commissions for gangs and syndicates outside of Japan my word of mouth. When I first saw the watches I was initially reminded of how it looked like his handy work, but since the first three places we've visited were a bust, i'm confident it's him."

"Alright Mr. Mic-cocky, lead the way by all means." You scoughed lightly.

Unfortunately for the two of you, your desired destination was all the way across yokohama, so you had to hail a taxi which you knew you were going to be the one paying or it. The icing on the shitty cake was that you got stuck in rush hour traffic, so, the total time until arrival was three time longer than it should have been. At least you got dibs on the radio choice.

When the two of you arrived at your desired destination you now witnessed a normal looking office building, unfortunately, there was no elevator so the two of you had to work your legs up three flights of stairs to make it to Opāru's workshop.

Before you went in however you whispered to Dazai "how do we know he's even gonna be willing to talk to us?"

"He's going to be willing...."

"Why?"

"Simple you're gonna pay him."

"Um no you're going to pay him because I payed for the cab!"

"Um no."

"Yes!"

"No."

"Yes!"

"You realize I can hear you two bickering right?" was the raspy voice of the man you were looking for that ended your whisper argument. He was actually younger than you expected, about 38, but he looked older than his body by his eyes, the eyes of someone very worn out. Which would explain the smoking. "He's right i'll talk if you pay me, just come in before ya give everyone else a headache."

The two of you swiftly made your way into the working man's shop room. The room was a lot nicer than you thought it would be, and a lot lighter too. The man possessed a very nice view from his wall because his wall was almost completely filled with by windows. Dazai did mention something about the craftsmen liking natural light in the cab on the way here, so it wasn't too surprising and really lightened the room up.

You followed Dazai to the two chairs across from the white tufted sofa that Opāru was already occupying. Then Dazai placed the watch and a thick wad of cash on the coffee table separating the two parties of people.

"Oh, so you're here to ask who paid me to customize this for them? No surprise there they were particularly nasty."

"How where they particularly nasty?"

"I'm pretty sure that they were doing things even nastier than the port mafia, like taking kids of the streets and shipping them off."

"So, supposedly by word of mouth were human traffickers."

" Yeah, supposedly, but I didn't ask when the guy approached me."

"The guy?" You reconfirmed.

"Yeah, the guy, he had this weird tattoo on his wrist. The guy's name was Zinnnnnng, THUMP.

The two of you didn't even have time to blink or create when the bullet zipped through the head of the craftsman from. The crimson liquid from his head pooling on the couch were he was just alive a few seconds ago. The blood seeping into the fabric like the disparity of situation into Dazai and yourself.

Glimpsing out middle window now tainted with a hole you see the silhouette of the person responsible for this.

Dashing up without a second thought you sprint to pursue the culprit of the murder that just took place infront of you. Eyeing your target through the broken window.

Ahhhhhhh! Okay I’m literally really proud of how this came out! I’m really hope people like it. I’m really new to writing full fanics so if any experienced writer is reading this will you please give some pointers, that would be very helpful!

-Ellie

Tell me about Jesper —Sayi

Ahhhhhhh :D :D

- Ok so first off he's a spider faunus! His trait is a a pair of fangs that are in his wrists, X-men Wolverine claws style (tho the inspiration came from the Spiderman Animated version of Scarlet Spider-)

- Whether or not they're venomous is still up to debate tho.

- They double as his weapon of choice, though he does carry around a dagger.

- His huntsman team didn't stick together after graduation. They never worked well together during their school years and without even a goodbye, separated immediately after getting their licences.

- So he works alone.

- I've been debating about his semblance for a while. The original concept for him and his team were that they were a group with very weak/not battle helpful semblances. So they got experimental dust infused tattoos to make up for it.

- But then I scrapped the team and kept Jesper. 🤷

- So I'll either keep the tattoo concept or change it into his semblance maybe.

- Quiet loner type. Doesn't talk much. Kinda grumpy.

- He does have a parent that he tries to keep in contact with. It's not always easy though, with the traveling and huntsman duties and such.

- And that's all I can recall for now :D thank you so much for the ask!!!!!

lily watches fma:b, eps. 53-57

I don’t even know anymore. TOO MANY FIGHT SCENES, NOT ENOUGH EXPLANATIONS.

okay, so that really was a naked winry in the credits?? OKAY THEN.

Mrs. Bradley is giving a radio interview about the central forces to build support for Mustang's coup

I like how all the radios are very 1930s, whereas the headphones the DJ is wearing look so much more modern

anyway, Mustang's plans to win the hearts and minds of the people through judicious applications of the truth is going swimmingly

commander: "as long as they don't bring a tank..."

CUT TO A BRIGGS TANK ROLLING THROUGH THE STREETS AHAHAHA

Roy teases hawkeye about her breakdown the last time they were in that particular room (where he killed Lust to save her) which is a LOW BLOW and Hawkeye snarks at him

scar yells at him to stop flirting, lol, and hawkeye's like, YUP, GOT IT

Roy says the zombies aren't homunculi because they're not self-repairing, but... I don't get why not. They have philosopher's stone juice in them... is that not enough? Or is the problem there's no central personality that takes control to utilize it??

roy to envy: okay, which one of u assholes killed hughes?

[okay, I would TOTES believe that Roy and Hughes were secretly lovers because THIS IS JUST SUPER-INTENSE, okay?]

also: IS THAT OLDER ED IN THE END CREDITS AHHHHHHH

nvm, it’s young!Hohenheim in Xerxes.

hawkeye ventures in after roy and envy and it becomes unclear which one we're looking at

flashback episode! hawkeye has PTSD after the ishval situation and we see her stripping to give Roy the secrets to flame alchemy her dad tattooed on her back... uh, WHYYYY? and now she's like "please burn my back so no one can read my tattoos and learn how to do the human flamethrower thing you just did here in ishval"

this is so messed up. like, so so SO messed up.

not only is hawkeye his subordinate in this, she's ALSO supporting him in his alchemy without being an alchemist herself??

(and the fact that the notes are on her BACK where SHE can't see/use/control them is EVEN WORSE ARRGGHHH)

anyway, I would have appreciated this backstory MUCH EARLIER thank you.

also, it turns out it's ROY who's disguised as Envy because he calls hawkeye "lieutenant" and not "Riza" when the two of them are alone... which ALSO implies they're sleeping together...

anyway, riza gets a few shots in but roy shows up and starts burning envy again, which triggers her PTSD

WHY IS ENVY'S TRUE FORM A LITTLE WORM, WHAT THE HELL WAS FATHER THINKING HERE??

(and apparently, he can't shapeshift in that form? Or just... doesn't?I got nothing)

ed shows up to be the moral conscience here

scar's like "i'm fine with you murdering him for revenge, lol"

Roy calls Hawkeye's bluff by asking what she's going to do after she shoots him and Hawkeye straight up implies she's gonna kill herself

(I used to ship this in 2006. I really did. Roy was an asshole and Riza deserved better, but he was also smart and charming and kinda funny and it worked and now...in this continuity, I just can't. I just can't anymore.)

I can't believe Envy is just sitting there quietly in Ed's hand and hasn' teven tried to bitehim yet. I assume that's Ed's metal hand, so it won't do any good, but still...

I can't believe Ed and Scar and Envy are just WATCHING this incredibly intimate scene with Roy and Riza, wow, awkward.

okay, envy has a breakdown and bites ed, not necessarily in that order. and then straight-up kills himself so no one has to kill 'em off and thus Roy's virtue is saved.

envy pulls the philosopher's stone out of its mouth - which looks an awful lot like gluttony's - and then shatters it. WHAT. WHAT. WHAT.

I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS

o hai izumi, glad you're finally here!!!

[most badass entrance EVER]

sig and armstrong have an instant bond that comes from being STRONG MASCULINE MEN, LOL.

sloth: well, at least if I die I can finally get a nap

[thank goodness that fight was over, it dragged on WAY too long for me]

izumi is genre-savvy enough to know she needs to GTFO before Father catches her since she's a "sacrifice"

... and that's our cue for Hohenheim vs. Father

Hohenheim implies that Father is so bland because he put all his interesting personality bits into the homunculi - again, I have NO IDEA WHY he would do this. Hohenheim says that humanity needs the bad bits to be fully human.

okay, so now father takes hohenheim's philosopher's stone - I don't know why he gave it to him in the first place??? but it doesn't work because Hohenheim did something...? and the scene cuts so we don't get to find out yet.

I sense a threesome in Buccaneer's future, lol.

Olivier has a chance to take Bradley's seat but is genre-savvy enough to know that it means DEATH so instead they find the secret passageway to Father's lair

and just as it looks like Briggs has won, Bradley shows back up!!

hohenheim conspired with the souls inside his philosopher's stone, working together with them just like al to break father's human shell.

this is is contrast to father and his ilk (see:envy) who view them as energy sources)

536, 329 people. WOW. that means there was a million people in Xerxes SOB.

unfortunately, that's not enough to kill father for good. I'm... not sure why hohenheim thought it would??

the new form eats its old body, which is super gross

meanwhile, bradley slices a missile shot from a tank with his SWORD.

what the fck did I just watch

he knows falman's name.calls him falman-kun.bc that’s not creepy at all.

AWW YEAH GREED

anyway, Greedling gives me life, and I'm sorry he's probably going to die

meanwhile, that unnamed scientist with the golden tooth is being evil and creepy, sigh,so they have to fight him plus all his experiments

(i'm so bored. just GIVE ME ANSWERS OKAY and also please name your minor characters if you expect me to care about them?)

where the hell are they hosting the Fuhrer Prepatory School, out of curiosity??

okay, I'm not sure why Ed is SURPRISED there's a transmutation circle centered on Central, given what he already knows, but...

I don't understand how this circle is able to grab Izumi, Ed, and Al...???? WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED????

[also, I really hate the gates’ design in this version and the fact they look like Father/Pride is probably NOT a coincidence]

mood: grumpy and confused.

restore me predictions 2

*"It made me wish I’d had a sister. Or a mother. Someone to learn from and lean on. A woman to teach me how to be brave in this body, among these men" -Juliette gets friends!!!!! -I want juliette to get a makeover and people who give her boy advice and talk with her about girl stuff and ugh girls -She was never this way with the twins it always felt so awkward *Will Kenji get a love interest? -“he tries” -kenji totes flirts with international people -is the ex-girlfriend his????? -tahereh said kenji doesn’t get anyone in this book but thats ok we'll have a slow burn over a 3 book arc it's what he deserves -T said it’s someone we don’t already know which is fair bc everyone we already know he said is too much like a sister to him so it would be weird *Juliette’s favorite color is black? Sounds fake but ok *JAMES AND WARNER JAMES AND WARNER JAMES AND WA -“were you CRYING?” ummmm just fucking punch me in the lung next time -honestly is every character in this book just gonna witness a warner breakdown why we gotta do him so dirty like that -james is gonna be so mad when they find out they’re brothers because in unravel me he gets pissed about not being told stuff/getting left out -I don’t think it’ll happen this soon *WARNER’S EMO POWERS IN HIS POV -THIS IS THE NUMBER ONE THING I’M EXCITED FOR AND SHE HASN’T SHOWN IT YET IN THE SAMPLER SO I WAS WORRIED BUT YIPPEE I CANT WAIT TO GET CUTE WARNETTE SCENES WHERE WARNER IS AWARE OF JULIETTE'S FEELINGS AND ASKS HER ABOUT IT AND WANTS TO VALIDATE THAT SHE FEELS OKAY ASFUGHJKL;; *JULIETTE DRINKING ADFSGUHDIJ’K -I always wanted to write this but idk -Juliette is happy drunk / warner is emo drunk -Warner super concerned taking care of her *More people with powers? [we been knew reaction pic] -I honestly couldn’t guess any of the powers without just reciting powers from twilight or something lol *Kenji calling warner a dick and warner wanting to punch him -ME -Tahereh is teasing so much kenji & warner dialogue that it makes me wonder about them. Why are they together so much. Why does warner trust kenji. What. Help. Slow down *THE KIND OF MUSIC WARNER LISTENS TO -Either smooth jazz or beyonce, there’s no in between *What warner did to be leader of sector 45 -Pressure waves dude??? -No other predictions. no clue. help. *A cliffhanger?? -I honestly can’t tell you what state my anxiety will be in if there’s a cliffhanger -I think it’ll mirror other books where there’s certainly stuff unsolved but it’s not like someone dies then it’s like “aight, see ya next year” *She keeps hinting about deaths but tbh I don’t think anything will happen until book 6 -She did this with ignite me thinking big deaths would happen but it was nothing -I think she teases to create angst and fear but we’ll be fine -I trust her (t don’t let me down) *Another chapter 55 (◕‿◕✿) *lgbt characters !!!!!!!!! kenji, Brendan, Winston, whatever mans kenji gets *nO ADAM AND KENJI BRO MOMENTS HAHAHAHA -Kenji roasts adam at every opportunity *wARNER SPEAKING SEVERAL LANGUAGES UUGHGHHHHH WHAT A MAN!!!!!! WHAT A MAN, MY DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!! -Seven languages? Oh my lORDDT -I’m not even gonna predict what they are but hooooleeeee mollleeeeeey -We get to see him speak “a couple” ugghhhh I can’t wait to see juliette hear him break into Arabic or something and she’s just like !!!!!!!!!!!! *When asked about juliette and adam’s friendship growing, tahereh said “he’s a part of the story and there’s more left to come” and im just like noooooooo -At the same time, juliette is so forgiving I don’t doubt they’ll finally talk *PPL ROAST ME ABOUT AN ADAM REDEMPTION ARC BUT JUST THINK ABOUT WARNER AND ADAM’S FRIENDSHIP AND ADAM BEING SOMEONE WHO CAN SAVE THEM ALL IF HE PROJECTS HIS POWER AND DISABLES OTHERS’. I’M JUST SAYIN G *WARNER NAKED CRYING ON THE GROUND -WARNER HAS ANXIETY??? PLS LET WARNER HAVE ANXIETY I WANT ANXIETY REP -But at the same time I don’t because #tooreal -I feel like she posted this quote so out of context and it could be nothing but I leapt to the worst conclusions -Why isn’t juliette there? Did they have a fight? Did something happen to her? Did he read his dad’s journals? -DOES KENJI SEE HIS SCARS? -Is warner completely naked?? I’m so confused. I’M SO CONFUSED *Kenji calling warner cute constantly mY HEArt *WHY IS JULIETTE’S POV SPOILERY -Is she kidnapped??? Is she miserable??? Is a character with mind control powers harming her??? Is she separated from warner? Like WHAT??? It’s so spoilery that she can’t even find one quote to give us? *THE VALENTINES DAY SNIPPET -JULIETTE’S CONFIDENCE -THE TOWEL -WARNER’S POV SEXYTIMES -FWUJAOIFPKOIOBLHEIJKMF -SLIHBFLABKVLEAJFGFYOUDLHIJF -I was legit sobbing I was so happy for the first warnette kiss in 4 years -(lowkey wish there was more dialogue and description but that feels almost gluttonous at this point because we are so fortunate for having it at all) *Tahereh said she “likes” the ending of restore me -I don’t think we’ll have a cliffhanger, like I said. -She said “I don’t think it’s sad” so I hope it’s empowering like previous books -T said juliette is her favorite, ever, by the end of RM, so I think she’s fine and she doesn’t die clearly lol *AN EX-GIRLFRIEND COMES INTO PLAY -WHOSE??? WHAT IS THE TRUTH?????? -WHO IS GONNA CLAIM THIS WOMAN -Warner? Is it one of the overseas people? MY MANS IS A HOE!!!!! He out here saying “I didn’t have friends” but he actually meant “I had friends with benefits” -Kenji? Adam? Castle? I literally wish it were anyone else lol I’m solid on my theory of juliette being warner’s first everything but the internet and the author say otherwise *It’s confirmed that juliette MEETS her parents!!!!!! Oufhaouhilvgudyahisjkop;pzfx;ia I’MS O  EXCITED SHE’S GONNA ROAST THEM I’M REA DY FOR HER TO ROOOAST THEM!! -Also warner said in unravel me he wants to kill whoever made her miserable as a kid so I want warner to threaten them or pull a gun or something and im just ready for there to be tea -The biggest question I have—more than what warner did to be leader of sector 45—is what her parents are like. Not even just physically and with their personalities. I’m so split on wondering if they’re sorry or if they still hate her. Are they happy without her? Do they regret it? Will they accept her as she is now? Will they learn to trust her? *New novellas??!!?!! -I was shocked we didn’t get one before this book. -Whose POV? We get a kenji short story so maybe from him. Since we get warner POV in the book, it’s not as important anymore as a separate novella. So it’s gotta be kenji, adam, castle, Anderson, someone, idk. james? new characters? -Maybe it’ll have bonus content from previous books in the trilogy (LS PS LP PL SP L S PL SPL S PLS PLS PL SPL S PLS PL S PLS) *The bird symbolism comes back I’m emo -Juliette flying (ie. Airplanes, she becomes the bird herself? Idk) -I always thought it was so weird that the “the bird I imagined is the bird on adam’s chest” conflict/coincidence was just randomly dropped. -Does juliette become adam’s bird? -DOES MY GIRL FINALLY GET TO SEE A BIRD???? AHHHHHHH --i used to want ignite me to end with her seeing a bird so maybe i can finally have my dream come true and one of these books has her seeing a bird in it *Juliette’s powers are still growing -Unless it has to do with killing people and not physically moving stuff like castle then idk. I’m conflicted about this one. *More about warner’s mom, it’s ok I’m just gonna cry over here *Warner’s virginity better not be a hot topic in this book because I am tired and I’m so happy not knowing -Same how I feel with sex scenes like ty for having them but I don’t need to be ~too~ well-acquainted with their anatomy, ya know? pls no sarah j maas porn in these woods, thank you *Juliette and warner get to travel!!!!!!! -Now that warner knows how to drive a helicopter I just imagine them being like “hey Barbie wanna go for a ride” “sure ken” “hop in” then I don’t wanna live forever starts playing because wasn’t there a helicopter scene in fifty shades *Warner and his 5 o’clock shadow sounds fake bc in unravel me when he was being held captive there was no beard [angery frog meme] -Why my mans so stressed he aint shavin????????? He needs a hug and 3 advil *SHE EITHER GETS A HAIRCUT OR A TATTOO IN THIS BOOK -I’m 50/50. On one hand, she mentioned in ignite me that she needs a haircut, but I really really reall yreally hate haircuts in books so I’m salty -Also Ive always wished she’d get a tattoo bc it’s so empowering and she has a lot of mantras she lives by and warner is such a cheerleader for them and he would love it too *WARNER IS LITERALLY THE EMBODIMENT OF CAR RADIO ABOUT OUTRUNNING SILENCE OAUHOSJIKO;DI;FSLDGYHIJ MY MANS IS EMO AND I LOVE AND SUPPORT HIM UNCONDITIONALLY -I’m concerned that he and juliette aren’t together more in this book. She’s in a meeting he’s not invited to??? Aaron warner? More like aaron burr, not being in the room where it happened

All the Kings men- Part 1 of 3

A/N: Ahhhhhhh so I love Sherlock and I love the Kingsmen so I decided to write a crossover! I hope you all enjoy! The next part will be posted tomorrow!

Warnings: Some swearing

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Greg stood in Mycroft’s office with his arms crossed across his chest “So uh…what did you call me here for?” The DI asked “To spy on your brother…again?” Mycroft allowed a small, amused chuckle to leave his lips as he played with a pen between his fingers “No, nothing to do with Sherlock. I’m actually going to introduce you to some…acquaintances of mine.” The door opened and Greg raised a brow seeing a tall smartly dressed gentleman step in “Hello Mycroft,” the man shook Mycroft’s hand “Good to see you.” “You too Harry, if I may introduce the both of you. Harry this is Greg Lestrade, Greg this is Harry Hart.” The two shook hands and exchanged brief hellos before Mycroft captured their attention again “Now I assume you are both wondering why I called you here today? Well I need to ask a favour of both of you and your teams.” “What kind of favour?” Harry asked. “One that requires a group of people I can rely on.” Mycroft’s lack of detail only made the two men in front of him more suspicious “I will pass you on the rest of the information in due course but for now I’ve arranged residential cover, a house that is big enough for the both of you and your teams. You will all be driven there tomorrow in cars hired by myself and from there, both groups will meet and establish themselves with each other before I meet with you all for a briefing. Is that clear?” The two men sent each other a glance before nodding in agreement to Mycroft’s terms “Very well, I’ll see you both tomorrow.” The two men left together in silence, processing Mycroft’s words over and over in their heads. “Well then,” Harry extended his hand and Greg shook it “See you tomorrow.” “Yeah,” Greg nodded “See you then.” The two men went their separate ways, glancing over their shoulder to watch the other walk away. Just what were they getting themselves into?

——————— Greg, who was joined by Anderson and Donovan, arrived at a large, grand looking mansion. “What are we doing here?” Donovan asked looking at the house in awe. Greg couldn’t answer, he was just as bewildered as the two beside him. The car that brought them pulled away “Now what?” Anderson asked folding his arms. “I think we’re about to find out…” Greg trailed off seeing two cars arriving. You were glancing out of the window of one of them. You shared the car with Eggsy and Roxy, Eggsy was squashed in the middle of the two of you with JB, his dog, on his lap “How was Moscow Y/N?” Your eyes slowly flickered over to the young spy “Fine,” you uttered almost bitterly. “You’ve not really spoke about-” “Because I do not want to speak about it. Simple mission, what is there to say?!” You snapped unintentionally. Eggsy let out a small sigh under his breath and you felt bad “I’m sorry, I’m just tired.” You knew he and Roxy didn’t believe you. The car pulled up to a house and you raised a brow at the three strangers already standing there “What is this?” Roxy asked and you shrugged. You got out of the car with the other two, Harry and Merlin were in the car in front and you all stood together in front of the three that were already there. “Ah hello Greg,” Harry stepped forward and shook the hand of the man with the Greg hair “We,” Harry turned and motioned to all of you “Are from the Kingsman tailor shop in London.” Anderson let out a snort of laughter “What? Are you here to dress us?” Greg lightly slapped his chest.

“Well you would certainly benefit from it,” Roxy sassily replied causing you to let out a giggle of laughter under your breath. You sent her a knowing smirk and she nodded at you. You always got on with Roxy the best, she was always there for you, even during your training to be a Kingsman. Harry was about to open his mouth again but the doors to the house opened and Mycroft was standing there with a smirk on his face “I see you have all been acquainted. Please come in.” You glanced to your fellow Kingsman and followed the three in front into the grand house. Mycroft led you all through to a living room and the two groups stat across from each other not quite sure what to make of this situation. “I’ve called you all here because I need your help. All of you know of a certain James Moriarty,” you tensed hearing his name and Merlin, who was sitting beside you, felt it “He’s back in London.” Mycroft handed out identical files to everyone “I need both of your skill sets to help take him down as well as his…associates.” “It says here he’s been spotted with a Russian businessman…” Donovan trailed off. You looked down at the file and narrowed your eyes, recognising the man she was talking about. “Apparently he’s attending a gala next week. Getting invites for all of you shouldn’t be too difficult,” Merlin interjected “That’s if you want everyone to be there, Mr Holmes.” “Everyone should be there regardless of skill set,” you quickly added “This man is extremely dangerous. He’s one of the worlds most wanted men.” You glanced up and your eyes locked onto a set of beautiful brown eyes that were directly across from you. Greg. You cleared your throat and crossed your legs, shifting on the spot. Mycroft sent you a half smile “You heard the lady, Merlin. Do what you have to do. As for the rest of you all the information you’ll need is in those folders. There are rooms upstairs with two small double beds in them each. Good day to all of you.” Mycroft sent you all a curt nod and turned on his heel to leave. “I ain’t sharing with Y/N…” Eggsy breathed out. “Well I wouldn’t want that either. Anyway Rox and I are bunking up aren’t we?” You turned to her and she flashed you an approving smile and the two of you stood up. “Just hold on a minute,” Harry held out his hand stopping you both from moving “If we are going to be working with Greg and his team we should at least tell them who we are and what we do…” Greg sent an uneasy glance to both Anderson and Donovan. They were as just as confused about the whole situation as he was. Harry cleared his throat “We are the Kingsmen. We are a independent international intelligence agency.” “So…like spy’s?” Greg asked and you tried to contain your smile, he caught you laughing before you composed yourself and the corner of his lip twitched upwards. “Yes,” Harry caught the interaction between the two of you and glared at Greg and wasn’t amused “Like spy’s…” “Come on Y/N!” Roxy dragged you away with a smile on her face to one of the bedrooms you’d be sharing with her.

“Aren’t those stairs too high Roxy?” Eggsy joked. “Oh piss off, Unwin!” You and Roxy both shouted back at the same time. Roxy was terrified of heights. It was a flaw of hers but to be fair it was her only flaw. She was an incredibly skilled agent, so was Eggsy, even if he did get under your skin at times but it was all banter. You were pretty much guaranteed to become a kingsman, it ran in your family. You still had to train as one however. ‘Manners Maketh Man’ was practically tattooed on your brain. “How do you like this one?” Roxy asked pulling you into a room. “Yeah I’m happy with this!” You smiled and settled down on the bed before a knock at the door disturbed you both. Roxy answered it finding Merlin on the other side. “Your bags are downstairs…” he trailed off looking at you. “I’ll grab them,” you wished Roxy didn’t say that. You were left alone with Merlin. “What happened?” He asked in a stern voice. “Nothing. I don’t know what you’re on about…” you nonchalantly shrugged. “Moscow Y/N. What happened in Moscow?” “Nothing…” you slowly drew out as if your words were a knife slowly slitting someone’s throat open. “You can lie to Eggsy and Roxy and hell you can even lie to Harry but you cannot lie to me!” He raised his voice “What happened?” You opened your mouth just as the door to your room opened with Roxy carrying the bags. She huffed her way in “Let me help you with that, Rox.” You stood up and marched passed Merlin, avoiding eye contact as much as you could with him. He was right. You couldn’t lie to him. Merlin walked towards the doorframe “I think we’re all having a 'get to know you’ dinner.” He turned back and looked over to you again “There’s also a training facilities area here but you can go back to the shop and pick up anything you might need.” He softly shut the door behind him. You unpacked along with Roxy before heading down to the training room with her for a while before dinner. “This Mycroft guy has stocked up well…” Roxy mused trailing her fingers over the various guns and weapons. “Not as well as back at the shop…” you hummed and set your watch to stun Roxy, to take her by surprised but she was quick to dodge you. “Nice moves Roxanne,” you teased and she rolled her eyes at you using her full name. It secretly annoyed her, especially when you used such a childish tone. She made an advancement towards you but you managed to defend yourself with a smile “You’re getting slow Morton!” “You wish!” She lunged towards you and you served out of her way, dodging each hit she threw your way. “Dinner's ready girls!” You heard Eggsy should from the doorframe. You stood up straight across from Roxy with a smile. The three of you made your way to the dining room and found everyone already sitting there. Merlin was sending you a condescending glare so you sat as far away as you could from him. You found yourself next to Donovan and Greg. “Hello,” you sent them a small smile “It’s very nice to meet the three of you. Greg you’re a detective inspector aren’t you?” You asked making conversation with the handsome brown eyed man. “That’s right and you’re a…” his words fizzled out. “A spy?” You finished his sentence “Of sorts, yes.” “You don’t look like a spy…” he uttered. “What is a spy supposed to look like?” You asked with a hint of amusement in your voice. Greg took a moment to answer “Well I didn’t think spy’s could be so…” he was nervous, you could tell. He could barley hold a sentence.

“So what?” “Beaut-” Greg was cut off by Harry “How skilled are your team Greg?” You could hear an irritated undertone in Harry’s voice. What was his problem? “Not as well as yours Harry but we are very adaptable and willing to follow your orders.” You continued to eat slowly, Merlin’s eyes were burning a hole in you. Harry wasn’t helping either. You’d occasionally catch him staring at you making you shift in your chair. You looked up and saw Eggsy and Anderson having a conversation and eavesdropped on them. You stifled a laugh hearing Eggsy explain his life before he was a kingsman, especially when he said “He ran into my fist, I didn’t hit him! Swear down!” Yeah right. You remember meeting Eggsy for the first time at Harry’s house. He was a misfit, you knew that and even Harry knew it. But you both knew the man deserved a chance and he excelled way above your own, and Harry’s, expectations. Roxy was just as resilient as Eggsy, you remembered the day she jumped out of a plane during a training exercise. She was petrified but she still did it. The three of you worked together after learning someone in the group didn’t have a parachute. The three of you formed a circle and landed safely. Since that day the three of you had been close friends. After dinner it was late so everyone decided to retire to bed. You tossed and turned while Roxy slept peacefully. At two in the morning you decided to head downstairs and grab a glass of water. You quietly left the room and wrapped a dressing gown around you as you wandered through the mansion. Wandering into the kitchen you gasped seeing someone sitting by a laptop “Are you still working?” You asked walking to the sink. “I never stop. My job is just as difficult as yours.” “I believe you, Merlin.” You filled a glass and gulped down the water quickly, it burned your lungs as you did. “What happened in Moscow?” “You know. I was wearing my glasses. You see everything I see.” Your voice trembled and your head started to spin. You had to support yourself on the kitchen worktop. “Your audio and visual was interrupted and then it cut out completely. Something happened, please tell me.” Merlin was pleading. You looked down to the bottom of your pyjamas feeling a light tug on them. You smiled seeing JB trying to eat them. You picked up the pug and pressed a kiss to its head, gently scratching him behind the ears just like he liked. “They knew who I was,” you breathed out with your eyes becoming glossy. “They know you are a kingsman? You used a fake name and were in disguise how could they have known?” You held the dog closer to your chest for comfort “The photo of that Russian businessman, I met with him and he knew me. Well the real me, they were discussing all the kingsmen and obviously my name cropped up. But they knew who I was to Harry.” Your voice shattered when you spoke his name and the tears slipped out of your eyes. Merlin went wide eyed at the revelation and at seeing you cry, he’d never seen you so broken before. “Moriarty told him…” Merlin trailed off and rubbed his face with frustration. “He must have, he’s the only one who knows aside from you. I had to go as quickly as I could. You know how much Harry means to me. He’s all I have left…” “Not true,” Merlin argued “You have Eggsy and Roxy and you have me too, Y/N.” JB barked as if to say that you had him as well. You lightly laughed and out the dog down “You’ll keep this between us, yes?” Merlin furrowed a brow “Don’t you think Harry-” “No,” you snapped “I’m not telling him and neither are you.” “Alright,” Merlin sighed and you left him to return to your bed. But Merlin wasn’t the only one that heard your confession.

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{BTS x Forest Fairy!AU} Namjoon

Keeper of Moonlight Kim Namjoon | Find the Other Keepers {here} 

although he essentially lives in the forest like the other keepers, his job is a little more grandiose considering he literally can communicate with the moon

unlike normal people or other keepers he can actually feel the gravitational pull of the moon and it’s really cool he can always sense when the tides are going to rise and how much of the moon we’ll be able to see tonight

which for keeper jin is super important because he presides over wolves which are nocturnal hunters and for keeper jungkook who presides over animals that need to be wary of the night so the two of them are always bugging namjoon about when the moon will rise and namjoon is like “i can give you an answer but will it make you two be better friends”

and jin is like,,,,that’s not the point and jungkook is like i just don’t want his wolves eating my bunnies and jin is like ,,,,,jungkook it’s called the food chain and jungkook is like uhuh sure and namjoon is like oh my god,,,,

he makes peace between all the keepers (as hard as that may be because yoongi barely ever wants to come out of the water while hoseok keeps trying to get jimin to show him around his cool treehouse and everyone is soooo different but namjoon is like the glue that keeps them together,,,,you know,,,,,because the forest is still home to all of them)

has really cool white ink tattoos on his collarbone that look like the phases of the moon

and when it’s the darkest time of night and namjoon is trying to read the moon’s gravitational spin the tattoos seem to glow brighter and the pupils of his eyes turn translucent 

owls really like him and even though he isn’t there keeper some of them will perch next to him when he’s reading the moon and it’s nice,,,

slightly awkward with other aspects of nature though,,,,,he’s always tripping over roots,,,accidentally falling into spiky bushes,,,,scaring off woodland creatures by accidentally being too clumsy,,,,,like he has the best intentions but the others joke that he’s like a bad camper in the woods LOL

lunar eclipses weaken his abilities a lot and when they happen he can actually pass out for some time because the shadow of the earth blocks the moon and it makes his connection to moonlight incredibly meek

usually sleeps on high branches or at the tops of peaks, during the daylight he avoids sun by staying in caves or under large foliage 

taehyung calls him “moonjoon”

you’re,,,,,,,,,actually incredibly scared of the dark. your family thinks it’s something about repressed childhood memories but,,,,,,it just irks you

sunlight and the morning have been your favorite since forever and if you have to go into the forest you never EVER go past 7 o’clock

and even during the day you always bring the family dog or a friend because,,,,,there’s parts of it that really REALLY  creep you out

which is why on a sunny afternoon, you let the dog off the leash to prance around and have fun

while you try to pick four leaf clovers your friends back in the village,,,,,and time passes and you forget that for the most part

the dog leads the way back home,,,,you’ve never much paid attention to the paths because you always let him drag you back

but when you look up,,,,you can’t find your fluffy buddy anywhere

horrified,,,you start calling out his name,,,whistling,,,,peeking through bushes and looking for dog prints but nowhere,,,,,they’re nowhere to be found

it gets darker as you search and you feel that fear pull at your heart,,,,,you know you should leave soon

but,,,,,,,,,you can’t,,,,you can’t leave the dog out here all by itself you’re just not that kind of person

so even as the sun fades you run from open field to winding dirt paths,,,,,,,and you’re sure he has to be SOMEWHERE

but as you notice the hue of red in the sky you look up and see,,,,,,the moon but,,,,,,,it’s not,,,,,,,,,,,it’s not a glowing white

instead it’s slowly but surely being covered in red and you’re like oh god a lunar eclipse??? im stuck in the forest on a lUNAR ECLIPSE??

and as you’re walking, looking up you feel your toe hit something and you wobble falling right over what you assume is a stick or something

until you rub your head and get up and see,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,a boy,,,,,,?????????

and you’re like WHAT IS HE DEAD OH MY GOD

FIRST I LOSE MY DOG

NOW IM STUCK IN THE WOODS WITH A DEAD BODY

AHHHHHHH

but then you notice something,,,,,the tattoos across his collarbone,,,,they’re ??? flickering 

and the rise of his chest means he’s not dead and ok wait he isn’t wearing,,,,,village clothing,,,,,,and his face,,,,,is so distinctly handsome and perfect like it was cut from stone

and you don’t notice how you’re leaning over him,,,,studying the pretty slope of his lips when suddenly you hear a small,,,,,,weak

“don’t- m-move” 

and you’re like ?????????? who said that???????? was it the boy and/or celestial being laying in front of you???

so you shift slightly but you’re like “why shouldnt i move???”

after a slight pause you see his eyes flutter open,,,,and you’re,,,,,breathless because he’s gorgeous

but his hand,,,he can barely lift it and whispering he goes “block the moon,,,,,till,,,,,,the shadow moves,,,,”

you’re pretty sure if you were in a cartoon there’d be multiple question marks swirling around your head,,,,but you just sit there and look at him,,,,staring up to the sky

and then,,,,,,his eyes,,,,,,,,fading in and out of dark brown to this almost glass like silver

which is why you’re convinced now: he isn’t human

so you think: should you stay put like he told you,,,,because if not he might use some kind of magic and kill you,,,,,,,,

but also he seems,,,,,,,,,,really weak?? is it the lunar eclipse???

something in your heart tells you that it’d be cruel to leave him,,,it’d be like leaving a wounded deer by itself and anyway,,,,,don’t lunar eclipses only last a couple minutes-

(you’re wrong, they last a couple of hours which is why you end up dozing off,,,,,,,at some point falling asleep beside the unworldly boy in the grass)

and waking up you’re,,,,insanely dizzy and rubbing at your eyes and you realize that the grass beneath you isn’t grass anymore,,,,,,,,but ,,,, bark?

and you sit up but then,,,,,you look down which is a mistake because,,,,,,

why the hell is the ground,,,,,,,,,like 4094832 feet away

oh my god you’re on a branch

clinging to the tree trunk you look around and see that at the end of the branch is the boy from last night

sitting calmly at the edge, playing with a wooden flute and peeking through the leaves every now and then

“um,,,,,,,,,,,,hi” you manage,,,your voice shaking from fear

the boy turns and smiles,,,the tattoos that had been flickering before are now duller but still visible on his pretty skin 

his eyes are brown,,,not silver but there is still,,,,,,something about him so obviously /unreal/

“you fell asleep, but thankfully you were in just the right spot to block the eclipse till it was over. thank you.”

and you’re like uhhhh you’re welcome??? but also,,,,,,who are you where am i what is going on 

he motions to the trees “the forest, i took you up high because i like it up here.” 

you look back and forth and go “,,,,,,why it’s dark because of the leaves - aren’t open meadows with sun more fun?”

he shrugs, turning back to look down and you think maybe he’s not a sunlight person????

“oh,,,,,,um how do i get down?”

this get his attention again and he kind of blushes and goes “im bad at getting down too,,,but since you’re human i should help right?”

and you’re like ,,,,,,,,,,,, please do heights aren’t Fun

he gets up,,,,moving across the branch to you,,,,

at some point you’re scared he might slip because he looks wobbly but once he gets to you he takes your hand and gently shows you the branches to get your footing on

soon enough, you’re doing well climbing down that you don’t need his support and when you land to the dirt with a small thud you wait and then hear someone hit the ground beside you. hard

and you look down,,,,,,,the boy face planted there beside you and you’re like,,,,,,,,

“aren’t,,,,aren’t you a forest god???? moon god??? shouldnt this be easy??”

getting up and dusting off his lanky figure he shrugs and laughs a bit “ive always been accident prone. that doesn’t go away when the moon grants you power,,,,,,unfortunately.”

you giggle and you don’t notice the way namjoon kind of perks up at the sound of your laughter,,,,,,,

you want to ask something about the whole moon powers~~ thing but then you remember,,,,,,,,,,YOUR DOG

frequently you look around and namjoon asks if something is wrong and you’re like “putting aside the whole you’re a being of the forest or w/e does that mean you’re good at,,,,,,,,,,finding lost animals?”

namjoon looks like he doesn’t understand what you’re saying so you explain that before you tripped over him and became his “guardian from the lunar eclipse” for the night you’d lost the family dog

and namjoon is like “ah,,,,,,ive got no control over animals but im sure the other guardians can help?”

you take a step back and you’re like woah. there’s more of you

namjoon laughs into his palm and nods, he explains that there are six other keepers that live amongst the forest and you’re like WOAH COOL

so you follow him until you happen on two other men, one with wolf fur over his shoulder and the other accompanied by two deer

“jungkook, jin have you seen a dog around here?”

the two of them turn around and exclaim that no they didn’t, and they’re busy

namjoon leans over to you and whispers “they’re always at each others necks, lets go ask jimin.”

jimin turns out to be a sweet boy, living up in a treehouse with dirt on his fingers but a smile on his face. taehyung is much more excited about hearing of your dog and insists he’ll send out some birds to search for him

yoongi, who refuses to come out from the waterfall just says no

and hoseok,,,,hoseok spends more time asking you about village life and whatnot then he does looking for your dog

the whole time,,,,,,,you notice how familiar and comfortable namjoon is with addressing all the keepers

and how something about him,,,,makes him seem like the solid middle - a leader maybe

(plus you admit, he’s the keeper of freaking MOONLIGHT like ,,, that’s the best hands down)

but as you two search the night begins to dawn again and you can feel anxiety coming back

namjoon senses it too,,,,especially since he sees how fond you are of the sun,,,, much like hoseok you love being out in the open under the blue sky

“if you want,,,,” namjoon starts and you stop still looking up at the darkening sky

“if you want i can take you back to the village and keep searching through the night.”

you look at him and bite your lip,,,,,,,,for a moment you’re tempted to agree but then you remember namjoon’s weakened state from the night and you’re like

“i can’t ,,, i can’t leave you???? won’t you get weak because of the-”

namjoon shakes his head “the lunar eclipse is when im weak, on most other nights im fine because the entire moon is facing me without being blocked. ill be fine.”

you hesitate,,,,,but decide you might as well take him up on his offer

namjoon walks you,,,,until you can see the outskirts of the opening out of the forest and you turn to him,,,,,

looking over his handsome face once more and seeing that the tattoos are beginning to become brighter and the pupils of his eyes are sparking like diamonds,,,,,,,,

“come back here in the morning, ill find him for you.”

you nod,,,,,,,reaching out and touching namjoon’s hand

he feels the heat rise to his face but lets you off with a nod

five minutes walking away,,,,,the moon rising in the sky,,,,,,,,you decide that you can’t,,,,,,,you can’t make him search all alone

and so you rush back into the forest,,,,,,,forgetting once again that your sense of direction isn’t strong but whatever - how hard is it to find the boy with glowing eyes in the woods?????

turns out it’s very hard

and after an hour of walking you realize again that not only did you lose your dog - but you’ve lost yourself now too

the moon is out,,,,,,and you notice how it’s almost full

and you wonder that if anything can’t you follow it to namjoon???

it seems silly but you start walking in whatever direction you think it’s pointing in and through clearings, shrubs, bushes, you finally hear something

a,,,,,,,,,,a bark????

you push past a bush,,,,the darkness of the forest seems to light up as you see a figure standing on the otherside,,,,,,

the light emitting around them like a halo and in their hands,,,,,,,,is your dog

jumping from the persons hold the dog comes barreling toward you, pawing at your leg as you bend down to pick them up and receive a whole face full of licks

happily, you hug the dog to your chest when you look up the figure of the person is still there

“namjoon?” 

you call out and he makes his way over,,,,,,eyes completely translucent like what you would think jellyfish look like up close

and he smiles,,,, “you came back? you weren’t scared of the dark?”

you press your lips together and try to explain that you didn’t want to leave him alone to search,,,,,,,,that,,,,,,,,,,and 

the light around him,,,,it’s beautiful,,,,,and seeing it now you weren’t all that scared of the dark anymore

namjoon lifts a hand to scratch his neck,,,an owl flies by and you watch it in wonder as it disappears into the dark forest behind you and namjoon reaches out

and when he touches you,,,,,the light spreads and it feels cool,,,,against your skin

you two face each other and for a moment you think,,,,,,how nice it would be to not only feel his light but taste it too

and namjoon tilts his head,,,,bending slightly to brush his lips against yours

it’s a kiss you’d never thought you’d wanted,,,you’d always fantasized about kisses in the sunlight,,,,,,the glaring brightness

but the moonlight,,,,,is just as romantic,,,,,,,,maybe even just a bit more,,,,,? 

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THE LAST

1. drink: water 2. phone call: my mom 3. text message: Boyfriend 4. song you listened to: “Far From Home” by Five Finger Death Punch (I’m angsting don’t judge me >.<) 5. time you cried: I think a couple months ago when I totaled my student loan interest 6. dated someone twice: ahhhhhhh no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Actually no 8. been cheated on: Yupppppp 9. lost someone special: yes (I can find comfort knowing we all share this experience probably) 10. been depressed: Yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope (I’m terrified of feeling nauseous)

3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12. mint 13. lime 14. sky blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. made new friends: yes =) 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: Every week (Youtube is the greatest) 18. found out someone was talking about you: Oh yeah. 19. met someone who changed you: Yes =) 20. found out who your friends are: Both the bad and the good way  21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: yep

GENERAL

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: almost all of them at one point in time? But probably not anymore. 23. do you have any pets: nope =( 24. do you want to change your name: Does changing your last name after you get married count? 25. what did you do for your last birthday:  Spent a couple days at the “happiest place on earth” with Anna <3 -- and then on actual birthday I went to school... lol. 26. what time did you wake up: ....I have no idea. (It’s almost bedtime now) 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping zzzzzzzzz 28. name something you can’t wait for: to save enough to go on a friend vacay again. 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Last Sunday (They moved again =( ) 31. what are you listening to right now: The cars outside my apartment 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I don't think so... 33. something that is getting on your nerves: What’s the point of iCloud storage if it just downloads everything to your computer and clogs the space on my laptop??? 34. most visited website: tumblr, twitter, youtube, elearning/blackboard (for school) 35. hair color: light brown 36. long or short hair: long? 37. do you have a crush on someone:  Can you have a crush that lasts five years? Or do you call that something else? 38. what do you like about yourself: I guess I like that I’m careful with my words? I don’t know, I’m having a hard time with this -- get back to me later 40. blood type: A+ (????) 41. nickname: Autumn, Missypants...??? 42. relationship status: in a relationship with 249 otome men 5ever 43. zodiac: Cancer 44. pronouns: she/her 45. favourite tv show: Hannibal, American Horror Story, Bob’s Burgers, 46. tattoos: I like piercings more (Too afraid of needles to sit through more than one poke) 48. surgery: two? 50. sport: I’m bad at pretty much all of them 51. vacation: Back to Disney with Anna -- and I have this weird dream of taking boyfriend back to Kirkwood, Missouri to walk the downtown. 52. pair of trainers: Mint Green and REALLY beat up

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: nothing -- I tried eating some mocha bread earlier today and it didn’t go well. 54. drinking: water (Trying to drink more water instead of just caffeine) 55. i’m about to: speed through Shingen’s event route 56. waiting for: Graduation this December 57. want: To pay off my student loans 58. get married: Hopefully? Idk -- it’s been talked about but damn are weddings expensive. 59. career: I’m going to try for another Copywriting position, or maybe a technical writer

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: Kisses 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: taller 63. older or younger: older 64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms (all the better to hold) 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: Hesitant (To empathize with my hesitance) 

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: nope (Unless you count a couple sips after I turned 21 which I couldn’t even finish) 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: So many times... 70. turned someone down: yeah 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: Unfortunately... Pretty sure I have. (Or maybe they thought their heart was broken, but they got over it) 73. had your heart broken: yes 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: yes 76. fallen for a friend: yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: sometimes? I try to. 78. miracles: I don’t know 79. love at first sight: yes 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: I like the idea of it, but never have. 82. angels: yes

OTHER: 84. eye colour: blue 85. favorite movie: Clue? Airplane? (I don’t know...)

Party Tattoos

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by orange_sherbert

Winry owns a tattoo parlor that Edward frequents. Roy Mustang moved to Central and has been itching to get a tattoo his entire life. That Rockbell shop down the road has caught his eye.

Words: 1059, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Edward Elric, Alphonse Elric, Winry Rockbell, Roy Mustang

Relationships: Edward Elric/Roy Mustang

Additional Tags: AU, Tattoo AU, Winry owns a tattoo parlor, and Ed frequents, because he likes tattoos, duh - Freeform, i just deleted like, 20 different tags, ahhhhhhh, okay so, No Alchemy, just some gays, doin gay things, and tattoos, more tags will come as I write this, I have no end goal in mind, No Beta, we die like men in these parts, currently rated for teen, probably gonna change, because some things may happen between roy and ed, No Automail

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