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sapphiccharacterstournament · 7 months

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Masterpost of every character who has already competed

If you want to request a character be included in a future bracket, check this list first to make sure they haven't already competed

Lena Adams Foster (The Fosters) Elida Al-Feyr (Vagrant Queen) Nyssa Al Ghul (Arrow) Cassie Ainsworth (Skins) Luisa Alver (Jane the Virgin) Winter Anderson (American Horror Story: Cult) Miss Audrey (Snowpiercer) Babs (A Series of Unfortunate Events) Saanvi Bahl (Manifest) Bambi (Minx) Josephine Barry (Anne with an E) Sister Beatrice (Warrior Nun) Bilquis (American Gods) Maya Bishop (Station 19) Sarah Bishop (A Discovery of Witches) Alana Bloom (Hannibal) Cheryl Blossom (Riverdale) Anne Bonny (Black Sails) Kelly Booth (Black Mirror) Nova Bordelon (Queen Sugar) Nancy Botwin (Weeds) Dana Bryant (Mythic Quest) Robin Buckley (Stranger Things) Lena Burnham (Ray Donovan) Calliope Burns (First Kill) Delia Busby (Call the Midwife) Amanita Caplan (Sense8) Wendy Carr (Mindhunter) Chanel #3 (Scream Queens) Max Chapman (A League of their Own) Piper Chapman (Orange is the New Black) Denise Christopher (Timeless) Grace Choi (Black Lightning) Cassandra Cillian (The Librarians) Jade Claymore (Willow) Dani Clayton (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Raelle Collar (Motherland: Fort Salem) Dulcie Collins (Deadloch) Delphine Cormier (Orphan Black) Theo Crain (The Haunting of Hill House) Frannie Crowne (Brave New World) Moiraine Damodred (The Wheel of Time)

Alex Danvers (Supergirl) Ashley Davies (South of Nowhere) Carina DeLuca (Station 19) Jo Deluca (A League of Their own) Bo Dennis (Lost Girl) Clare Devlin (Derry Girls) Rosa Diaz (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Franky Doyle (Wentworth) Camina Drummer (The Expanse) Waverly Earp (Wynona Earp) Kat Edison (The Bold Type) Philippa Eilhart (The Witcher) Mabel Elmsworth (The Buccaneers) Camile Engelson (Stitchers) Eretria (The Shannara Chronicals) Isobel Evans (Roswell New Mexico) Dana Fairbanks (The L Word) Juliette Fairmont (First Kill) Emily Fields (Pretty Little Liars) Veronica Fisher (Shameless) Fleabag (Fleabag) Flower (Ghosts) Gabrielle (Xena: Warrior Princess) Lupe Garcia (A League of Their Own) Bibi Garvey (Bad Sisters) Mirror Philippa Georgiou (Star Trek: Discovery) Gigi Ghorbani (The L Word: Gen Q) Stella Gibson (The Fall) Sue Gilbert (Dickinson) Emily Grace (Murdoch Mysteries) Yara Greyjoy (Game of Thrones) Monet de Haan (Gossip Girl) Judy Hale (Dead to Me) Yuri Han (XO, Kitty) Millie Harcourt (The Bletchley Circle) Nicole Haught (Wynonna Earp) Lauren Heller (Younger) Emma Hernandez (Vida) Pamela Isley (Batwoman) Susan Ivanova (Babylon 5) Bradley Jackson (The Morning Show) Alice Jones (Once Upon a Time) Tara Jones (Heartstopper) Quinn Joseph (Harlem) Kate (One Mississippi) Annalise Keating (How to Get Away with Murder) Tina Kennard (The L Word) Kennedy (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Yasmin Khan (Doctor Who)

Aneela Kin Rit (Killjoys) Camille L'Espanaye (The Fall of the House of Usher) Victorine LaFourcade (The Fall of the House of Usher) Lagertha (Vikings) Shelly Lambert (Minx) Sara Lance (Arrowverse) Lauren Lewis (Lost Girl) Lexa (The 100) Maggie Lin (Saving Hope) Anne Lister (Gentleman Jack) Veronica Lodge (Riverdale) Santana Lopez (Glee) Lucretia (Spartacus) Lyria (The Shannara Chronicals) Tara Maclay (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Elizabeth Macmillan (Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries) Queen Maeve (The Boys) Maggie (Good Omens) Sofia Marchetti (Sex Education) Margot (Once Upon a Time) Bess Marvin (Nancy Drew) Cara Mason (Legend of the Seeker) Max (Black Sails) Katherine Mayfair (Desperate Housewives) Ally Mayfair-Richards (American Horror Story) Mazikeen (Lucifer) Shane McCutcheon (The L Word) Betty McRae (Bomb Girls) Lake Meriwether (Love, Victor) Freya Mikaelson (The Originals) Sandy Milkovich (Shameless) Mabel Mora (Only Murders in the Building) Ellen Morgan (Ellen) Rory Morningstar (Lucifer) Aleesha Morrison (Upload) Hayes Morrison (Conviction) Blanche Mottershead (Upstairs Downstairs)

Mulan (Once Upon a Time) Leighton Murray (Sex Lives of College Girls) Raffi Musiker (Star Trek: Picard) Susie Myerson (The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel) Nadja (What We Do in the Shadows) Nicky Nichols (Orange is the New Black) Nico (Vida) Nina (Good Omens) Allie Novak (Wentworth) Dani Núñez (The L Word: Gen Q) Ola Nyman (Sex Education) Shona O'Keefe (This Way Up) Kelly Olsen (Supergirl) Van Palmer (Yellowjackets) Marjorie Palmiotti (Veep) Gail Peck (Rookie Blue) Aline Penhallow (Shadowhunters) Valencia Perez (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend) Laura Peterson (The Morning Show) Lindsay Peterson (Queer as Folk) Anissa Pierce (Black Lightning) Brittany S. Pierce (Glee) Naomi Pierce (Succession) Alice Pieszecki (The L Word) Eve Polastri (Killing Eve) Bette Porter (The L Word) Bill Potts (Doctor Who) Arthie Premkumar (GLOW) Amae Rali (Vagrant Queen)

Scylla Ramshorn (Motherland: Fort Salem) Amy Raudenfeld (Faking It) Logan Rawlings (Young & Hungry) Maia Rindell (The Good Fight) Arizona Robins (Grey's Anatomy) Eve Rothlo (How to Get Away with Murder) Root (Person of Interest) Willow Rosenberg (Buffy the Vampire Slayer) Kenya Rosewater (Defiance) Susan Ross (Seinfeld) Siuan Sanche (WoT) Ellaria Sand (Game of Thrones) Jenny Schecter (The L Word) Jinju Seong (Snowpiercer) Seven of Nine (Star Trek: Voyager & Star Trek: Picard) Toni Shalifoe (The Wilds) Kalinda Sharma (The Good Wife) Carson Shaw (A League of Their Own) Sameen Shaw (Person of Interest) Leslie Shay (Chicago Fire) Amy Silva (Vigil) Bea Smith (Wentworth) Petra Solano (Jane the Virgin) Rose Solano (Jane the Virgin) River Song (Doctor Who) Kitty Song Covey (XO, Kitty) Serena Southerlyn (Law & Order) Zelda Spellman (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina) Maya St. Germain (Pretty Little Liars) Moira Strand (The Handmaid’s Tale) Della Street (Perry Mason) Tamsin (Lost Girl) Kit Tanthalos (Willow) Stahma Tarr (Defiance) Jamie Taylor (The Haunting of Bly Manor) Thirteen (House, MD) Thirteenth Doctor (Doctor Who) Tara Thornton (True Blood) Bess Till (Snowpiercer)

Tituba (Salem) Toni Topaz (Riverdale) Callie Torres (Grey’s Anatomy) Fabiola Torres (Never Have I Ever) Taissa Turner (Yellowjackets) Two / Portia Lin (Dark Matter) Alex Vause (OITNB) Mel Vera (Charmed) Villanelle (Killing Eve) Karen Walker (Will & Grace) Martha Walker (Silo) Poussey Washington (Orange is the New Black) Ellen Waverly (For All Mankind) Kerry Weaver (ER) HG Wells (Warehouse 13) Sterling Wesley (Teenage Bounty Hunters) Nora West-Allen (The Flash) Jayne Wetherby (Dracula) Lucy Westenra (Dracula) Ilana Wexler (Broad City) Ryan Wilder (Batwoman) Carol Willick (Friends) Lana Winters (American Horror Story) Bernie Wolfe (Holby City) Camile Wray (Stargate Universe) Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess) Meh Yewll (Defiance) Yorkie (Black Mirror - San Junipero)

#for reference #character master post

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cyarsk52-20 · 5 months

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FOOD & DRINK

So, Here Are Some Teas That Will Make Your Sex Life So Much Better

SHELLIE R. WARREN

MAR 22, 2023 07:00 AM EST

Even though we’re officially exiting one season (winter) and entering another (spring), that doesn’t mean that your tea game has to slow down. Aside from the fact that springtime tends to still have some pretty chilly nights, there is nothing like a tall glass of herbal iced tea that’s been sweetened with honey and a bit of fresh fruit on the days when it’s warmer outdoors.

And while we’re on the topic of teas, why not consume some that will make things hotter in the bedroom? Yep, there are certain ones out here (12 in this article) that have some strong data to support the fact that they can do wonders for your libido — on a few different levels.

So, after reading this, commit to picking up some loose-leaf tea (oftentimes it’s best). Boil for 20 minutes, let it cool, put it in a mason jar and let it steep for 48 hours (with your favorite sweetener). Then add some ice and take it all in. You’ll have an all-natural concoction that will get you maximum herb intake and quite possibly some pretty intense orgasms too (whew-whee!).

1. Ashwagandha Tea

If there’s one artist who tickles me as much as he low-key terrifies me when it comes to the random ish that comes out of his mouth, it’s Kevin Gates. On the laughing tip, I literally cried as I was reading the comments under this particular Twitter post because it’s clear that either he doesn’t know how to pronounce maca (maa·kuh) or ashwagandha (aash·wuh·gaan·duh) or he was really going out of his way to make the cadence work in this song. LOL. Anyway, he does help to prove the point that this herb is that one when it comes to boosting libido levels.

Since ashwagandha has a solid reputation for reducing stress and anxiety, improving athletic performance, and even making depression-related symptoms easier to bear, it would make perfect sense that it’s known for being an aphrodisiac too.

There are studies that support that it can be helpful when it comes to strengthening women’s orgasms, in part, by reducing vaginal dryness and discomfort during intercourse. Some studies reveal that it can help to increase testosterone levels in both men and women as well.

A word of caution on this one, though. If you’re diabetic, breastfeeding, have an overactive thyroid, or take sedatives, run this one by your physician first. As with just about any herb, ashwagandha can be potent and come with unwanted side effects for certain types of individuals.

2. Green Tea

Okay, so from what I’ve read and researched, on average, a cup of brewed coffee is gonna have somewhere around 96 mg of caffeine per cup while that same cup of green tea is gonna land at around 28 mg. So, if you’re someone who wants to ease off of caffeine a bit this year or you want a pick-me-up that doesn’t pack as big of a punch as coffee does, green tea will do it. Some other benefits include the fact that it’s loaded with antioxidants, it can help to improve your brain function, it fights off the free radicals that are in your system and it can help you to lose weight.

On the sex tip, aside from the fact that the caffeine that’s in it can give you a boost of energy on the days/nights when the mind is willing but the flesh is weak, green tea also can improve and increase blood circulation which results in longer erections for him and better orgasms for you.

3. Saffron Tea

The brief backstory on saffron is it’s a spice that comes from a flower. It’s said to have originated in Greece and is one of the most popular spices when it comes to cooking. It ain’t cheap, I’ll just tell you that now. Still, it’s got some benefits that are worth noting.

Saffron reduces body inflammation, helps with weight loss, is effective at minimizing PMS-related symptoms, helps to put you into a better mood, and is said to lower blood sugar levels and heart disease risks too.

The reason why the tea form of it made it onto this particular list is that some studies say that saffron is beneficial in naturally treating men who deal with erectile dysfunction (ED) while also improving the libido of women who take antidepressants.

4. Vanilla Tea

Vanilla tea is dope on a few different levels. It’s slightly sweet even without anything like sugar or honey in it. It contains quite a few antioxidants. It’s got a way of increasing your metabolism while decreasing your stress levels at the same time. It also contains properties that help to soothe your nervous system and improve your quality of sleep.

Since I already know that vanilla is an aphrodisiac scent, I’m not surprised at all that it’s also a libido booster in tea form. Some studies say that it helps to heal erectile dysfunction while increasing arousal. Others say that it can enhance a man’s sexual performance over time.

And again, since the scent of vanilla alone can increase arousal in men by almost 10 percent, that sounds like a solid enough reason to have a sip — or two.

5. Damiana Tea

One day, I’m gonna share my journey with Damiens. I’ve had three in my lifetime and whew, chile. Anyway, when it comes to damiana tea, one of the things that it’s most known for is improving the quality of sex lives.

As a shrub that is quite popular in traditional Mexican medicine, damiana has been used for everything from bronchitis and fevers to fungal infections, anemia, and gastrointestinal issues.

What makes it a win in the sexual pleasure department is it contains a powerful amount of flavonoids (compounds that are found in fruits and vegetables) that can intensify your natural sex hormones. The stronger your hormones are, honey…I’m pretty sure that you already know the rest.

6. Cinnamon Tea

I can’t believe that it’s (almost) been four years since I’ve talked about how applying cinnamon essential oil on your partner’s genitalia can make for a really good time (hey, don’t knock it until you tried it; I talk about all-a-dat right here).

As far as cinnamon in tea form goes, it’s another one that’s filled with antioxidants. Cinnamon tea also helps to lower inflammation and blood sugar levels, contains powerful antibacterial and antifungal properties (which is great when it comes to treating tooth decay) and it can make period cramps less painful. As a serious bonus, it also helps to fight certain HIV-related strains (the more you know).

And what makes it great for your libido? For one thing, the lower your blood sugar levels are, the less stressed you’ll feel and the less constricted your blood flow will be; this means longer and more intense orgasms. Also, because cinnamon is spicy, the turn-up of heat in your body can also heighten your arousal levels.

7. Maca Tea

If you clicked on that Twitter link, you heard Kevin (attempt to) combine maca with ashwagandha — and honestly, that’s one hell of a combination, y’all. That’s because maca is well-known for being an aphrodisiac too.

Before getting into how/why, some other benefits of this herb are it helps to keep free radicals out of your system, improves your memory, and is also pretty good at reducing symptoms that are directly associated with menopause.

As far as coitus goes, it’s got all kinds of ways to improve it. Maca has been proven to increase a man’s sex drive, make sex more pleasant for postmenopausal women, improve a man’s sperm quality and put you and your partner into a better mood. So, if you’ve never had a good reason to try maca before, now you’ve got a few of ‘em.

8. Ginger Tea

Ginger is another popular spice that comes with some strong medicinal properties. That’s why a lot of people use it to treat motion sickness, keep their blood pressure in check, help keep cancer cells at bay, and to reduce bodily inflammation.

Since ginger is also seen as being a natural stimulant that increases blood circulation while reducing oxidative stress, it’s just one more tea that can help your sex life out. Oh, and if you’re trying to get pregnant, that’s another reason to add it to your diet. That’s because the properties of ginger can improve the quality of sperm while also strengthening ovarian follicles. How dope is that?

9. Rose Tea

If you’ve always wondered what rose tea is made from, you can literally create it yourself by steeping fresh rose petals. As far as the reasons why it can be good for your health, rose tea is high in vitamins C and E, it contains properties that help to lower your blood pressure, the polyphenols in it can help to reduce pain and discomfort, it can help to keep your skin radiant and your hair healthy and it’s a great immunity booster.

And why would your sex life appreciate it so much? Rosewater, period, helps to decrease stress and increase blood flow. The calmer you are and the more blood that’s flowing to your genital regions, the better your sexual experiences can be!

10. Spearmint Tea

Off the rip, one of the things that I like about any mint tea is it can help to make my breath smell fresher. When it comes to spearmint specifically, it gets applause for also treating motion sickness and nausea, lowering blood pressure levels and even improving your memory. Some other things worth noting are the fact that spearmint tea helps to fight bacterial infections and decrease the pain that’s related to arthritis.

Sex-wise, because spearmint tea is a stress reducer, it can also help you to feel calm and relaxed. And, since it also is known to be a hormone balancer, it can make getting in the mood easier when you’re PMS’ing or you’re going through menopause.

11. Ginseng Tea

If there’s any herb on this list that you probably already knew was good for your libido, ginseng would have to be it. We’ll get to why in just a moment. For now, let’s tackle some other reasons why you should consume it more (or more often).

Ginseng helps to do everything from reducing fatigue and fighting inflammation to improving brain function and strengthening your immune system. In fact, if you feel a cold coming on, a few cups of ginseng, very early on, can help to knock it right on out.

Your sex life will appreciate ginseng because it’s another tea that helps to treat erectile dysfunction by reducing oxidative stress that may be lurking around in a man’s blood vessels (especially in the ones down below). Ginseng is also a winner because it can give women more energy to even want to have sex. Definitely something to keep in mind on the days after work when you want some, but you need a pick-me-up to get the engines started (if you know what I mean).

12. Horny Goat Weed Tea

I mean, for real, though, anything that has the word “horny” in it must work…at least a lil’ bit, right? Believe it or not, horny goat weed (also known as Epimedium) is popular in the traditional Chinese medicine world and has been linked to helping people who deal with asthma, osteoporosis, PMS and Alzheimer’s, and Parkinson’s Diseases.

BY FAR (and yes, I am yelling it), what it’s best known for is getting bedrooms in check. It’s got a great reputation for naturally treating ED (which is why it has the nickname “natural Viagra”). It contains phytoestrogens which is a plant-based form of estrogen (which can help with natural vaginal lubrication, for starters). It can also balance out your cortisol levels (your natural stress hormone) and strengthen your libido. So, if feeling horny is what you want to do, horny goat weed can make that happen — and then some, chile.

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SHELLIE R. WARREN

After being a regular contributor for about four years and being (eh hem) MIA in 2022, Shellie is back penning for the platform (did you miss her? LOL).

In some ways, nothing has changed and in others, everything has. For now, she'll just say that she's working on the 20th anniversary edition of her first book, she's in school to take life coaching to another level and she's putting together a platform that supports and encourages Black men because she loves them from head to toe.

Other than that, she still works with couples, she's still a doula, she's still not on social media and her email contact ([email protected]) still hasn't changed (neither has her request to contact her ONLY for personal reasons; pitch to the platform if you have story ideas).

Life is a funny thing but if you stay calm, moments can come full circle and this is one of them. No doubt about it.

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namesetc · 2 years

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masc names like harbor? please and thanks

Harbor is a cute name im sure we've got some like it!

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Arbor

Anchor

Arno

Araxie

Andrina

Adella

Abbot / Abbott

Arlow / Arlo

Austen / Austin / Austyn

Autumn

Birch

Bijoux

Bordeaux

Breaker

Bayou

Beaufort

Barley

Bay

Canyon

Cedar

Creighton

Chicago

Cinnabar

Crimson

Deston

Darrow

Dagger

Dallin

Delta

Dove

Day

December

Everest

Everly

Easter

Fable

Field

Fisher

Gracen

Gatsby

Grove

Haven

Harrington / Herrington / Harington / Herington

Hobie

Hyrum

Halie / Halee

Hadlee / Hadlie

Hale / Hail / Haile

Holiday

Jettie

Jaylin / Jailin / Jeylin / Jaylen / Jeylyn / Jailyn / Jaelyn / Jaelynn / Jaylyn / Jaylynn / Jalynn

James

January

Journey

Kensley

Khaleesi

Khida

Lake

Linux

Luke

Lumi

Levy

Lyric

Mason

Maeve

Maisie

Montana

Meadow

Nash

Naya

Nile

Navy

Ocean

Oakley

Onni

Olympia

Oasis

Pierson

Poet

Quinn

Rain / Raine / Rayne

Rainer / Reiner

Remember

Ridge

Slate

Saturn

Seneca

Starling

Sir

Sage

Sean / Shawn

Sofiya / Sofia / Sophia

Saraphina / Seraphina

Shelly

Woods

Whitney

West

Wander

Xanthe

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thechasefiles · 1 year

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For decades men held prominent positions of power not only in BARBADOS but around the world. So anyone who has a problem with female leading from the fore well that says a lot!!! As we are in the month of Black History Month let us celebrate these Black Barbadian Women. Well done Ladies!!! You’ve worked hard and are highly qualified for these positions. President – Sandra Mason Prime Minister- Mia Amor Mottley DEPUTY- PM - Santia Bradshaw Cabinet Secretary- Donna Cadogan Chief Education Officer –Ramona Archer Bradshaw Chief Fisheries Officer- Shelly Ann Cox/ Chief Agricultural Officer- Keeley Holder DPP -Donna Babb Agard. Director of DEM- Emergency Man. Sherry Hinds Chief Air Traffic Control Officer- Zeta Morris Chief Aeronautical Information Service Officer- Shirley Ford Director of Analytical Services- Beverley P Wood Director Barbados Drug Services- Mary Ann Hinds Coordinator Children Dev. Cente-Yvette Cumberbatch Registrar of Cooperatives-Sharon Drayton Chief Community Dev. Officer- Sandra Greenidge Registrar Corporate Affairs – Tamiesha Rochester Chief Archivist – Ingrid Thompson Dept. Constituency Empowerment- Sandra Greenidge Chief Electoral Officer - Angela Taylor Director Forensic Sciences-Cheryl Corbin Government Printer – Joan Griffith Chief Immigration Officer- Margaret Inniss Registrar of titles –Land Reg.-Michelle Johnson Post Master General- Shelia Greaves This is the perfect time to inspire your daughters by reading this list to them. As we celebrate all the amazing things other women around the world have accomplished we can also celebrate our own! #thechasefiles #blackhistorymonth #womeninpower #empoweringwomen #putawomaninfront #thetimeisnow #melaninmagic #blackgirlmagic https://www.instagram.com/p/CoUZwmCg0yeQVKtprnNDWV0HG8OWeMkj85uLqE0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#thechasefiles #blackhistorymonth #womeninpower #empoweringwomen #putawomaninfront #thetimeisnow #melaninmagic #blackgirlmagic

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jjtheresidentbaby · 2 years

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♡ Character List ♡

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♡ request rules here ♡

— Outer Banks —

John B Routledge

Jj Maybank

Sarah Cameron

Kiara ‘Kie’ Carrera

Pope Hayward

Cleo Anderson

Rafe Cameron

Topper Thornton

Barry

— School Bus Graveyard —

Ashlyn Banner

Aiden Clark

Ben Clark

Taylor Hernandez

Tyler Hernandez

Logan Fields

— The Resident —

Conrad Hawkins

Mina Okafor

Nicolette Nevin

Devon Pravesh

Irving Feldman

Aj Austin

— FNAF Movie —

Mike Schmidt

Abby Schmidt

Vanessa Shelly

Ness (the waiter)

— Heartbreak High —

Amerie Wadia

Harper McLean

Quinni Gallagher-Jones

Malakai Mitchell

Spencer ‘Spider’ White

Anthony ‘Ant’ Vaughn

Dustin ‘Dusty’ Reid

Darren Rivers

Ca$h Piggott

Missy Beckett

Sasha So

— Teen Wolf —

Scott McCall

Allison Argent

Lydia Martin

Stiles Stilinski

Derek Hale

Malia Hale

Theo Raeken

Liam Dunbar

Kira Yukimura

Mason Hewitt

Hayden Romero

Corey Bryant

Isaac Lahey

Jackson Whittemore

Ethan & Aiden

Braeden

Peter Hale

Chris Argent

Melissa McCall

Noah/Sheriff Stilinski

Jordan Parrish

— Euphoria —

Rue Bennett

Jules Vaughn

Lexi Howard

Maddy Perez

Cassie Howard

Elliot

Ethan

— Criminal Minds — criminal minds requests closed

Aaron Hotchner

Jennifer Jareau

Tara Lewis

Luke Alvez

Emily Prentiss

Spencer Reid

David Rossi

Derek Morgan

Penelope Garcia

Matt Simmons

Kristy Simmons

Will LaMontagne, Jr.

Alex Blake

Sean Hotchner

— Marvel —

Tom Holland Peter Parker

MJ (from Tom!peter movies)

Ned (from Tom!Peter movies)

Aunt May (from Tom!Peter movies)

Andrew Garfield Peter Parker

Gwen Stacy (from Andrew!peter movies)

Miles Morales

Natasha Romanov (black widow)

Tony Stark (iron man)

Bruce Banner (the hulk)

Sam Wilson (the falcon)

Steve Rogers (captain america)

Bucky Barnes (the winter solider)

Clint Barton (hawkeye)

Kate Bishop

— Stranger Things —

Steve Harrington

Nancy Wheeler

Mike Wheeler

Will Byers

Johnathan Byers

Joyce Byers

Argyle

Max Mayfield

Lucas Sinclair

Erica Sinclair

Dustin Henderson

Eleven/Jane Hopper

Jim Hopper

Eddie Munson

Robin Buckley

— Supernatural —

Sam Winchester

Dean Winchester

John Winchester

Castiel

Crowley

Gabriel

Meg Masters

Bobby Singer

Charlie Bradbury

Jody Mills

Ellen Harvelle

Jo Harvelle

Jessica Moore

Ash

— S.W.A.T —

Dan “Hondo” Harrelson

Jim Street

Victor Tan

Zoe Powell

Alexis Cabrera

Miguel Alfaro

Chris Alonso

Dominique Luca

David “Deacon” Kay

Nora Fowler

Jessica Cortez

Nichelle Carmichael

Dan “Hondo” Harrelson Senior

#jj navigates

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shinkai14 · 1 year

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Pokémon AU family List

(will give more info if needed)

Red Miyagawa and Blue Oak (Married)

Akane, Willow, Ichiro, Kaede & Samuel "Sammy" Miyagawa-Oak

Ash Ketchum and Misty (Married)

Kyla, Caspian & Marilla Ketchum

Brock Harrison and Lucy (Separated)

Thomas, Wade" and Terra" Harrison

Brock and Rebecca (Fling)

Amethyst "Amy" Harrison

Brock and Liliana (Married)

Maria'’’, Sophia’’’ & Macy’’’ Harrison

Leaf Greene and Kris (Married)

Jade", Ivy" & Lin Greene

Trace Herrings and Chase (Married)

Kyrie, Allen & Angelina Herring

Janine Hayashi and Elaine (Married)

Haru, Kenji, Makoto" & Haruna" Hayashi

Goh Yamashita and Horace (Married)

Fumiko, Azumi, Daichi", Jiro" and Hiro Yamashita

Chloe Cerise (Single)

Lucy Cerise

Gary Oak and Domino (Fling)

Juniper Oak

Gary Oak and Zinnia (Not together anymore)

Ivy Oak

Gary Oak and Edric Ross (Married)

Samantha, Darron and Kathrine Oak

Ritchie Berry and Damian (Not together anymore)

Lexie Berry

Ritchie Berry and Derick (Married)

Alex and Daniel

Lt. Adam Surge and Violet

Nixie, Gale and Bolt Surge

Erika Kayano and Darcy (Divorced)

Fiona Kayano

Sabrina And Will Tanaka (Married)

Emiko Tanaka

Lorelei Landa And Winona (Married)

Breena, Maya, Zephyr, Neil & Claire Landa

Bruno Grayson (Single)

Casey and Mason Grayson

James De Rossi and Jessie (Married)

Jamie, Julia, Jackie and Jasper De Rossi

Butch and Daisy Oak (Married)

Rosie and Paisley Oak

Tracey Sketchit and Daisy (Married)

Heather, Holly and Wyatt Sketchit

Ethan Asahi and Sliver (Married)

Scarlett, Riku, Sumire, Haruki, Ryuki, Sierra, Ember, Talia and Gale Asahi

Elio Sunna and Lyra (Married)

Lyre, Leilani, Oliver & Kai Sunna

Lance Blackthorn and Hanako (Married, Hanako is dead)

Luna Blackthorn

Morty Ellis and Falkner (Married)

Raven, Robin and Elliot Ellis

Bugsy Withers and Whitney (Married)

Beckett Withers

Jasmine Tachibana and Solidad (Married)

Rosianna and Ross Kernel

Clair Blackthorn (Single)

Ryu Blackthorn

Karen Lee (Single)

Connie Lee

Cyrus Caddel and Saturn (Not together anymore)

Portia Caddel

Archer Lawrence and Saturn (Married)

Aries, Polaris and Rhea Lawrence

Archer Lawrence and Proton Richter (Not together anymore)

Artemis Richter

Proton Richter and Domino (Not together anymore)

Juno Richter

Professor Elm and his wife (Married)

Cedar Elm

Eusine Smith (Single)

Serenity Smith

Khoury Matthews and Casey (Divorced)

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Characters I will write for.

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Chapter 7: The Hoe

Previously on Age of Mellophones 2:

A few weeks ago, Mason returned from The War with only one limb after a tragic incident, in which Mason believes he was targeted on purpose. Upon almost losing his second father, Mel makes it his mission to avenge Mason, and sets out to determine who is responsible, along with his best friend Bryan Brown.

Recently, Mel, Tarny, and Spider discover an underground base containing incriminating artifacts that seem to mark Shelly as the culprit behind Mason’s attempted murder.

As they discover this information, they come to realize that they have walked right into a trap. Spider has been taken, and as they call Mason, the call is abruptly cut off.

Mel and Mike Tarny are left edging their seat as to what has occurred.

—-

“ah!” Mike Tarny exclaims in fear. “He’s definitely getting attacked right now. I’m gonna freak the freak out.”

Mel stands frozen like UConn’s student admin website. He doesn’t have time to react to Mikey’s stupid comment. “I have to get home.”

Eyes searching frantically around the room, he can’t decipher a clear exit.

“Mikey what do I do,” Mel says, flailing his hands around in frustration, resulting in a motion that resembles conducting an orchestra or band of some sort.

Mikey pats his head in support and comfort. “Get the fries. You’ll need the energy in the coming days,” He hands Mel four soggy french fries from his pocket. Mel accepts the present and scarfs down that warm salty goodness like a baby bird.

��Listen, we’ll be okay Mel. Let’s take the helicopter out of here and check back at your house. I’m sure Mason is fine. Maybe he just fell off his bed like Paulina.”

“We can’t leave Spider! Shelly’s goons must have taken him! I can’t believe we led him right to her. He was figuring everything out, he must have known she was behind this and she wanted to get rid of him.”

“Spider will be okay. Mason is defenseless right now and we should check on him.” Mike Tarny says, frantically looking at his watch and surveying the room.

Mel sighs. “You’re right. Let’s go.”

The boys enter the side-room marked with an overhead neon sign spelling out “Helicopter Pad”. Inside, they discover a sick black helicopter with flames on the side. Mike Tarny takes the wheel as Mel sits beside him.

Away they soar. Mike Tarny turns the helicopter keys to the right as the engine sounds. With a gurgle the helicopter begins to hover over the indoor patio space. It’s uncomfortably tight, and the blades are lightly tapping the concrete walls, causing Mel to spill his delicious Frosty from Wendy’s. The helly ascends as a latch shifts open above them, and Mike Tarny steers the big boy out of that room. A glass tube shoots out from the indoor space, and the boys witness the Wallingford River yet again as they F.L.Y. high. A *doing* sounds from the helicopter radio as Fly As Me begins to play. Mike Tarny jams, and rams the helicopter into a flock of doves while he’s distracted, killing the birds instantly.

They continue to soar. The copter passes over the iconic landmarks of Wallingford with a solemn hum. Mel tries to calm down and observes the many landmarks of Wallingford. The river, the school/hospital, the planet fitness, the battleground, the mysterious meteor that recently landed outside of Town Hall and burned down an entire block of small businesses. It all seems so far away as Mel soars across his charming little town.

What if this ends badly? He can’t help but think.

Do I even know what I’m doing? As he spots his house, he shelves the thoughts for another day.

After a few minutes, they arrive at Mel’s house and land on the roof. There’s no landing pad, and the helicopter slides off the roof the second they step out of the vehicle. It crashes obnoxiously into the neighbor’s tomato garden.

They slide into the hole in the roof, down the stripper pole, and land in Mason’s stinky bedroom. They land in a pile of seltzer cans and they comedically go all over the place you know like in cartoons when it kinda explodes everywhere. Mel straightens into set. For a moment, he’s relieved as he sees someone sleeping in the bed. As he approaches the squishy bed he realizes it’s not Mason.

“Bryan Brown?” Mel shakes his head. Bryan is sound asleep, snoring peacefully with a snork mimimimi sound.

As Mel tugs on his hair, Bryan snaps awake and screams in falsetto. He’s a soprano.

“Where’s Mason?” Mel demands.

“Wot? I’m not sure. I wanted to hang out so I came over, and the door was just unlocked. You guys should really rethink your home security. Have you heard of Arlo?”

Mel ignores Bryan and checks the rest of the house while Mike Tarny stays behind to acknowledge Bryan as a person who exists. He checks his bedroom, then the bathroom, then the attic, then the bowling alley, then the sunroom, then the hallway, then the basement, then the second bowling ally, to no avail. Mason isn’t home.

Mel returns to Mason’s room. Mike Tarny and Bryan are discussing hopes and fears and journaling their feelings.

“He’s not home,” Mel sighs, exasperated. He saunters to Mason’s bean bag chair and plops down, defeated. He covers himself with a blanket and retreats into the darkness it provides.

A muffled “I don’t know what to do” can be heard from under the blanket. Bryan exchanges a look with Mike Tarny, and crouches adjacent to the bean bag.

“We’ll find him, mate.” Bryan looks to Mike Tarny for support, but he be on that phone, texting frantically.

“Maybe he just fell in that hole outside and can’t get out. Remember when that happened last month? We were quite worried for some time.”

Mel chuckles at the memory. “Yeah, I remember that.”

“See? He’s probably fine. Want to go check? The hole?”

“Sure.” Mel emerges from his cocoon, wipes his tears, and walks confidently out of the room, with Bryan trailing behind.

As they open the door to the kitchen, they are halted in their fucking tracks. Mel’s heart races and his movements are shocked frozen.

Sitting at the kitchen table, on a chair, is Shelly Hoetown. She glances up as Mel and Bryan enter the room. Mel catches a triumphant look in her eyes, like she’s calculated this moment from birth, or at least she thinks she did.

Shelly speaks with a similar cadence to an academic essay, with unnecessary synonyms and more words than are necessary. “Greetings! For those of you who don’t know me, my name is Shelly and I am delighted to meet your acquaintance. You identify as Mel- Am I correct in my assumption? I remain a close companion to your father.” She holds her hand out for a firm handshake. Mel examines her demeanor quizzically, sensing an air of impending danger.

Outfit check!

Shelly is wearing a platinum brooch containing a carving of herself wearing a suit in front of the White House. Across the top of the brooch has the words “Eczema Survivor” crossed out, and replaced with “Strong Woman” underneath, making an inspiring statement about her resiliency. Bryan almost sheds a tear as he is reminded of the strong women in his life. He mentally adds Shelly to the list of strong women.

Shelly also sports a blazer, khakis, and platinum black shoes that increase her height by four inches. They look stupid as hell, objectively. Her hair is pinned up in a tight bun and her eyes are marked with a minimal amount of blue eyeliner. She’s secretly hoping someone compliments her for the bold makeup choice.

After thinking about her outfit for a full minute, Mel responds to the question. “Hey, uh, nice to meet you. Mason has told me a lot of great things about you.” He avoids eye contact as he obviously lies. “We were just heading out, so this isn’t a great time actually.”

Shelly knocks out Mel and Bryan with a lead pipe.

—-

Mike Tarny opens the kitchen door, finding it desolate except for a fresh drop of blood on the tile. He creeps into the living room, the other bedroom, the bathroom, the attic, the bowling alley, the sunroom, the basement, and the second bowling ally.

“I can’t find them,” He says aloud, scratching the vibrant red tuffs of hair on his chin. He glances in a silver-plated mirror on the wall. And I look so bald today, he thinks.

His pocket square vibrates. Retrieving his phone, the screen displays an incoming text from Sea Man.

“Any ideas?” Tarny had asked.

“Come to the docks. You’re gonna want to see this.” Sea Man replies.

“In a minute.” Tarny texts with his pointer fingers only. “I’ll be there soon.”

He flaps his flip phone closed with a sigh and continues his search.

—-

Mel snaps awake. His temple is throbbing with pain.

He’s in a desert temple of some sort, like in minecraft. He’s strapped to a table. There’s an iron device on the ceiling of the temple in the shape of a corkscrew winding down to a single point. Definitely a laser, Mel thinks.

Shelly starts slow-clapping in a poorly-lit corner of the temple. “We’ll we’ll well”. Autocorrect changes her words.

“Are you gonna murder me?” Mel asks. “That makes zero fucking sense. I don’t know you, bitch.”

She turns her head 52 degrees. This isn’t weird but it’s slightly farther than most people can turn their heads. “Throughout history, women have been referred to with this unappealing term,” she snaps, tears in her eyes. Regaining her composure, she recites an ancient proverb:

Mel starts sweating like a puberty boy. “Ugly,” He tries to point with his restrained arm, in an attempt to persuade Shelly to rant about women’s beauty standards, to no avail. She’s already said her daily proverb.

She meanders to the wall and lowers into a chair, nonchalantly retrieving her quill and parchment as she converses with Mel. “I quandar, has the concept of the death penalty ever appealed to you, Mel?” Shelly quanders.

“Yeah, actually,” Mel responds. “I think my enemies should perish, like in anime. My dad tells me-“ He pauses. “-told me… used to tell me… that I play too many violent video games and I should learn how to build a bridge instead.”

Shelly watches his expression lose energy. “Ryan?”

“Yea.” He sulks.

“A tragic, tragic demise. Influenza, correct? Quite unexpected.”

Mel is silent for a moment. “Where’s Bryan?” Mel tries to turn his head but he can’t see anyone else in the room. It’s just him, the laser, and Shelly in a chair.

“Excellent query. Mel, to speak without restraint, I am not invested in Bryan’s impending doom, or even yours, although yours is more certain. I’m aware that you voted republican in your second grade mock election, but I forgive you. Unfortunately, I must see to it that you are destroyed. And if I’m being true, I remain the most qualified individual for this task. I purchased this temple of sand and desert off of Facebook marketplace. Isn’t it cool!”

“Yeah, it’s like minecraft,” Mel says, appreciating the intricate carvings on the walls. “Where’s Bryan though?”

Shelly continues to write her manifesto with the feathered quill. “Ah, the pawn to a pawn. He’s in a compromising position. Make a wrong move and you’re sacrificing him to save yourself.” She shifts her position to sit up straight. “Tell me, Mel, where does Mason keep things hidden in your house?” She pauses, and waits for his reaction.

“Oh…” Mel reacts. He knows the answer: in the handle of the katana Mason used to kill Mickey that one time. Mel had found his vape hidden there when Mason confiscated it. Mel doesn’t vape he just wanted to bring it to parties. Mel wasn’t invited to any parties.

“How do I know Bryan will be safe?”

Shelly adjusts herself to sit on the chair the wrong way, assuming a more casual demeanor. “You are not aware of the full truth of the situation. We don’t need to kill him. Mason is the antagonist of this tale, and you are a weaker villain who stands in the way,” she explains. “For the story to continue, you must be eliminated. Should Bryan enter into the crossfire, it would be due to your lack of cooperation. So?”

“Well… well what’s even your plan here? It seems stupid.”

“This plan lacks stupidity entirely!” Shelly frowns. “It’s a carefully crafted blueprint, by a genius, and a hard-working- I was required to rise with the sun this morning- and my helicopter was occupied therefore I rely on Uber due to the absence of a drivers license within my possession. Fuck you.”

“It seems stupid,” Mel whispers.

“It’s clever!” Shelly glares at him with rage in her eyes at the lack of acknowledgment to her accomplishments.

She collects herself. “Lend an ear, young Armstrong. The hero of this journey is not in this room. Foolish boy you are, defending your creator. Your father took Mike Tarny from my hands,” she proclaims, looking out a window. “At one moment I was crafting a revolution, and without notice Mike Tarny ends our agreement in pursuit of Mason James Armstrong,” she says with disgust.

“I thought you were only dating Mike Tarny for the drama, and none of it was real,” Mel interjects.

“False! Not a soul has managed to inquire my true feelings for the handsome boy. Well, I did require a virgin man for an endeavor I was pursuing at the time.” She smiles fondly. “My witchtok era. Alas, this lacks significance in the present day.”

“Nonetheless, Mason opted for Ryan’s body and soul in the finale. However, Mike Tarny became consumed in despair at the loss of his first love. I craved a fulfilling and sexual relationship with my red paladin, but the only object he desired was his dear Mason. Likewise, I was incapable of seeking a lover other than Mike Tarny. Sexy, sexy man. That body of his is absurd. Cock and Balls and All. Alas, there’s a cheerful epilogue to this story-“

Just then, Shelly’s celular rings. She flips it open. “Shelly Hoetown speaking.”

A pause.

“Hark, Mel, reveal where Mason hides his treasures at once. Consider this button in front of which I stand.” She gestures to a stone button on the wall adjacent to a large lever. “This toggle will cause Bryan to perish violently in a pool of lava.”

Mel gasps. This really is like minecraft, he thinks.

“Ten seconds remain for the truth to be spoken, afterwards the lava will flow.” She begins to count down, in Roman numerals, with a complete lack of emotion. “V…IV…III…II…”

Mel stammers, “Uh-it’s- it’s in the katana handle.”

“I tip my hat to you, Mellophone.” She holds the phone back up to her ear. “Katana handle. Yes, the one that killed Mickey, do you recall that occurrence? Lol, ok, bye love.”

Shelly turns back to face Mel. “Hip Hip Hooray! At present I must depart. I pledge that Bryan will be freed from his chains. Woefully, it is now the hour of your revelation.”

Mel rolls his eyes at the stupid way Shelly said that sentence. I can’t believe that’s the last sentence I’m going to hear, he thinks.

She flicks the wooden lever on the wall and exits the room as a lock sounds with a clang behind the door.

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