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bergquistsblvd · 3 months
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I love it when people reach out for a custom order, here is my most recent order that I loved making.
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A 12lbs spider! This boy is so hearty and cozy!
What colors would you want this boy in and how much would you pay for it?
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Could I ask for courting/relationship headcanons for my pathetic boy Idia in your AU?
Sorry, this took a while.
Man, poor OG Idia already has it hard as a cursed human, he's not the type to make the first move, even with his brother providing him with all the evidence and statistics showing him that you would accept his feelings.
But now we're adding him being a big spider with those courting and mating instincts that conflict with the guy's other anxiety-driven instincts telling him to avoid it all and that everything would go wrong and that you would tell him “Ew no, you're a gross spider that’s blue all over.” and then poke him with a stick.
Most spiders tend to be solitary creatures, they don't live in groups and only come together when it's time to find a mate. It doesn't happen all the time but it’s common for the males to get eaten after mating or even before they have the chance to when their advances are rejected. Now that is for regular spiders but there might be a chance of it if you go up to the wrong person and these guys still have those instincts telling them to be warry thanks to their ancestors. People always say “The worst that can happen is they say no.” But really there's the chance they might say “Ew no” which is way worse. Or the extra way way worse when you are a spider cuz your crush might get freaking aggressive with you and take a bite out of you. You being a little human def ease his worry about the latter, but not the former.
It's later after you guys start to hang out that he starts to be a snarky little shit, who knew such an anxious guy could have so much sass. He’s a weird combination of having issues with self-loathing while also having a big ego. It's one of those times where he starts mouthing off that you do actually try to bite him, he was legit scared for a sec but once he saw those little teeth of yours couldn’t even make a scratch on the exoskeleton on his arm, he gets super freaking smug, and now he’s even more of a shit when teasing you.
With Idia romantic feelings will develop slowly over time after becoming friends though. It's def a new feeling for him, he gives me demi-ace vibes and I think this would be the first time he had this kind of interest in a real person, it was always fictional characters before.
But also I feel like with him it could turn into him thinking these fillings are just how it feels when you have a best friend since he’s only had his brother for all those years and you're the first person outside of his family that he felt this comfortable around and when he actually does these courting behaviors its subconscious and his instincts are kicking in and his brother is actually the one to point it out.
The male of the orb weaver family (Araneidae) and some others court by rhythmically plucking the threads of a web. After the female approaches, he pats and strokes her before mating. I head canon that not only is he able to create webs but they are cool and glowy and he makes a cool hammock for you to chill in sometimes or even hang out with him on one he made for himself…and then without thinking when you're leaning against him and enjoying the soft blue floof of his legs he gives you a few gentle pats and baps with spider paw and Ortho lets out a gasp and startles him. Oh, he gets so embarrassed once Ortho starts asking him about how long he’s been courting you and how he’s so proud that he made the first move despite his anxiety. Hopefully, he does his questioning after you're out of the room.
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(Oh, to be patted by one of his cute spooder paws.)
Or perhaps…he pulls a male wolf spider and ends up doing that purr after you say or do something that hits him in those feelings and oh boy, he is so embarrassed when he realizes he did it thanks to your excited reaction to hearing it. Though it hurts his ego a bit when you squeal about how cute it is…I mean…even if he didn't mean to do it, it was supposed to be sexy…still with spiders if you're rejected you either get ignored or attacked…even though he knows better, the inhuman part of his brain is telling him your positive reaction is a “yes” to getting with him which lends to him actually considering that this might actually work out and that Ortho is right. 
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(Tbh I don't get why the video says it's creepy, it kind of sounds like bird sounds to me.)
Silk-wrapped gifts and offerings, expect snacks and games. Though admittedly he’s going to give you ones that he wants you to play with him. Beating a boss in co-op counts as a date…right? Right. Best believe he’s gonna be getting you hard-to-get items in game, armor, and whatever else. It’s easy to forget his rich until he gets you some decked-out gaming computer or that handheld you wanted, all wrapped in glowing blue silk of course. Actually, driders giving gifts made of their silk is very much a thing they do but Idia mostly does small simple things, expect to get really cool bracelets and hair ties infused with his scent. He gets so happy and so smug if he sees you wearing them.
I found out recently that another thing some males will do is do sort of a silk-involved message, though I think that is another thing he would do after you guys start dating and not before to...get you in the mood.
The massaging motions of the spider are officially called mate binding. Basically, the male massages the female, so that she'll allow him to mate with her, without killing him before he gets the chance. The male spider releases silk over the back of the female as he massages her. The same study also suggested that it was the feeling of the massage that soothed the female, and not the smell of the silk as some scientists suggested.
NSFW: I just found out that Darwin’s bark spiders figured out they're less likely to get eaten by ladies if they do oral. Do with that info what you may.
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kas-e · 1 year
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Curiosity 
P.Comatus & P.Arizonesis
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jenfoundabug · 6 months
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More tarantula
Aphonopelma iodius, Northern California
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warverse · 1 year
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The spooders! (Just tied down a bunch of concepts- tho I forgor one just bc I already did her ref FTYGHU)
Arachne: @codeyspace Satin: @levi-weaver Mesh: @warverse Keep: @underkeepau Gold: @seirindono Ko-Fi | Commissions      
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coolbugs · 8 months
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Bug of the Day
Holy cow, did not even realize it was October 1st today. HAPPY ARACHTOBER!!!!!
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l0v3lett3rs4u · 2 months
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Got bored, made silly spiders
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dr4gong4l · 3 months
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A completely random duo I made out of the 2 favorite characters of mine.
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I call this SILKYBLAST‼️
The spooky spooder man
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The sword swinging dragon horse gurl
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TWO COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CHARACTERS AS A DUO, YIPPEEEE🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥
I will make more random combos tbh.
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void-plague · 2 months
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(Large spindly bois)
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(I love spooders, they're very adorable to me)
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littleonixel · 10 months
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Dark with spooder :3
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bergquistsblvd · 1 year
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So I made the little spider plushy for my Etsy all fluffy!! He is a little chonkier than the normal ones but he is sooo soft!! I'm probably going to add him to the listing for a little more and the normal ones since he takes longer to make, but that will be a job for later
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addicted2wasps · 6 months
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May 2018. Phidippus princeps? Female! So cute! I remember walking in the greenbelt when one of my friends spotted her! Good times.
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sweeneydino · 7 months
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Finally saw Across The Spiderverse today, and I gotta say, never have I felt so blessed, robbed, and craving for more since the ROTTMNT and MM TMNT movies.
Like I love turtles but I need more of this guy
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And of course Miguel and Pavitr
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But I need more Hobie. He gives 0 fucks and I love that about him
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postingwasteland · 4 months
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Been getting into Hazbin Hotel and i can’t wait for the angelhusk slowburn
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But for now here’s sum spider sibling art ❤️
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greenchapstic · 5 months
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im so cool guys
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coolbugs · 2 years
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Bug of the Day - Arachtober!
Check out the amazing long leglashes on this orchard orbweaver (Leucauge venusta)!
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