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#SOMEBODY HELP THAT LITTLE MAN
allpromarlo · 1 year
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why is the score 31-7 with 5 minutes left in this game
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nicoscheer · 2 months
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Miles &Ten Tonnes performing twist&shout together
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simcardiac-arrested · 10 months
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Needed a warm up, remembered how I saw this little guy for the first time and literally screamed
She is so ever to me, I think she should cause so many problems on purpose
i just opened tumblr and saw this and i am being so serious when i say this made my organs turn to mush and make me pace around the house for a good 3 minutes just to start having coherent thoughts
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mettywiththenotes · 1 year
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Interviewer: How does it feel to have one of the best selling manga, only growing in popularity throughout the years?
Hori:
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zingaplanet · 2 years
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Imagine being that obsessed with your arch nemesis turned bestie that you can't resist kicking objects at him at any possible opportunity in a match already designed for your whole relationship?
I can't either. It's an exclusive courting dance reserved for a manc and a scouse idiot.
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kazuichikazuichi · 1 year
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Kazuichi for the Character Bingo
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THANK YOU FOR ASKING ME ABOUT HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA literally my favourite character of everything ever he is my special guy he is everything to me
under the cut for a non kaz thing:
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yeah, they're my cats, and thank you!! and lola says thank you as well 🐈‍⬛
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skenpiel · 10 months
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its possible they left campus but i Got to find the sans cosplay trio and ask for a picture with themm…… i dont care about the other two but i want a picture with ht sans so fuckinf BADDDD oh god. aghrhh
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brokentoys · 11 months
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when puzzler returned to gotham and took back control of his "business" 30+ years after his absence, there were many debates in the underground whether it was the same puzzler or not. as puzzler was a rather fit man, not softer and a bit heavier as puzzler is now. of course, that could just have come with age - people change. but the old puzzler spoke with a clear american accent, this puzzler speaks with a soft english accent - which led some who did remember puzzler, to wonder if it's even the same man. due to wearing a mask, and an outfit that completely covers his body - nobody can see puzzler, or know what his age was back then or now - except that he sounds older.
the changes add to more mystery, and even though puzzler (coughcoughedsuncleedward) is a compulsive liar and will lie or put on anything - the changes are genuine. puzzler always enjoyed eating and indulging in sweets. however, when he was still living a double life as edward boucher, a young perfectionist businessman and socialite, he always watched what he ate to keep an "idealized body image." after edward's supposed death from brain cancer, puzzler felt more liberated to not worry about that, and just began to eat whatever he wants whenever he wants. he ran away with his future husband to england to live a different life. which, living there for 30+ years, he had picked up the accent a little bit.
after his husband was stricken with a terminal illness (he was 25 years older than edward) and edward knew the police had cut all ties of edward boucher to the puzzler, since edward's been long "dead" - puzzler returned to gotham to start a new game.
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keeps-ache · 1 year
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bad internet for Life
#just me hi#hang on i'm trying some new music and this song does NOT correlate with my brain vibes#ok fixed :3#//anyway bad internet lol!!#i haven't been able to listen to my usual music and i am starting to Erode my guy#and man you'd think that i'd be able to do other things but not this time hh#was gonna do a thing. and then i........ didn't. which is. interesting i guess hfvbhf#//anyway Maria (the marigold i'm growing <333) needs some new dirt cuz i'm moving her from her little plastic cup to a nice big blue pot :D#she'd be excited if she knew :>>#also a thing:#i couldn't grow things for So Long and then suddenly i have a green thumb which is cool#but also i accidentally grew a bunch of other tiny plants in there with maria by accident ???#green thumb overflow somebody help she doesn't have room in there!!!#!!!!#but she'll be fine later today!! can't wait to get dirt :DDD#didn't think i could be so psyched about dirt lol !!#/maria mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you remind me of a--#/i've gotta clean the pot tho which will be a whole Thing. just to me though so i'm going to be very dramatic about it internally hfhbvh#i hate.. water....... and whatever poor bugs i'm going to bring in.......... and the... mud............#but that's ok cuz maria needs a new pot lol :D#so i will return later and maybe remember to mention how the dirt-scavenging is going!!#/hey isn't that kinda silly how we buy dirt when we're on planet earth ??#like yeah it has the 'proper nutrients' or something and can Maybe guarantee it didn't come from a toxic waste dump or illegal landfill ful#of extraterrestrial remains from the crash of '78 but also maria is growing Just Fine in her backyard dirt!!#(yeah that's most likely the reason she has cupmates. and?)#but also i don't want to spend an hour shredding the ground around our house for some dirt that's been lived on by goats. you don't WANT to#know what happens to earth goats live on. my brother told me about it and i did NOT need to know that <33#//ANYWAY i'm starting to have thoughts about landfills so i should prolly go lol#like for example: why the funk did we live like a 40 minute drive from 5 of them lol#is that an unusual number cuz i'm starting to think that was an unusual number
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bingobongobonko · 1 year
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mumble mumble. today's not my day. paid bills which good! good! okay, thats good! paid! and might have new job, emphasis on might. i dont know if ill get it. feel like shit. idk. yeah that's normal week. might make a comm post as much as the idea stresses me out, like i understand its important and what people do, and i genuinely understand others who do, because why the hell wouldnt they, it just feels so weird on my part. yk. idk idk idk idk, my brain is weird. if it's fine for other people, if not awesome, same goes for me? i think? so why am i so panicked. im a hypocrite who's bad at this. after i finish this twist character sheet and the comm from my friend gonna make a public commissions post i think. or try to
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mieczyhale · 2 years
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steve offering his hand three separate times to help his friends into the boat, and being ignored all three times, hurts (despite robin using his & eddie's heads as railings being absolutely hilarious) steve being the last one into the boat, no one paying any attention to him, also hurts. it's a funny scene why am i sad now fjfkdkfjfkfk
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vagueiish · 24 days
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if anyone has any examples of 30-something+ near/full NEETs eventually doing something worthwhile with their lives, that'd be greatly appreciated
#well meaning people give examples of people who didnt become famous til they were older#'harrison ford was like 40 when he started acting :)'#yeah and he had had a p good career as a carpenter up til then#he didnt have to claw his way out of the swamp of worthlessness. he was already somebody just in a different direction#all those fucking quote unquote late bloomers werent actually late bloomers#theyd just either bloomed somewhere else and managed to transplant themselves#or theyd already bloomed - even if just a little - and it took a while for them to bloom to such an extent that people cared#here i am at *coughcpugh* years old still in the fuckin seed packet bro#college drop out with no job skills. working a mindless skillless directionless retail job#a job i didnt get til i was almost 30 mind you. my v first job#one id been turned down for before but thanks covid! for lowering the hiring standards at (retail job) i guess#the swcond best time to plant a tree is now i guess#but the potential of blooming twenty fucking years from now doesnt help me now. especially considering all the ways shit could hit the fan#im still marveling at the fact i didnt have a job til a few years ago. lmao what a fuckin loser#it wasnt without trying. and tbf 18 through my 20s was....a lot of caretaking of family#but thats no excuse? people find ways to do both#anyway. yeah. it'd be nice to see that other people managed to climb their way out of the same-ish hole i gind myself in#but i doubt it 🙃#everyone on here is like.... artistically skilled. or do shit with computers. or like.... are valued members of their friend groups#people are like 'youre not alone!' but idk man. i think im the only person who has been *this* worthless#to the void with love
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telltalebatman · 1 month
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screaming out the lyrics to animal i have become while having a lot of mac gargan thoughts lol
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someone-else-entirely · 2 months
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Google search how to get rid of crush on Daniel Armbruster I developed immediately upon seeing Joywave perform live
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fairy-angel222 · 3 months
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𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩
—your boyfriend does not appreciate you, but his uncle toji does.
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pairing: toji x fem! reader
content: smut, cheating, unprotected sex, choking, petnames, praise, a little degradation, toji’s hot ass has tattoos, belly bulge, cumming inside you
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You couldn’t really pinpoint when things went wrong. When your boyfriend just lost interest in you. You couldn’t even date back the last time you had been fucked. Simply turning his body when you tried to start something, or using the excuse that he wasn’t in his mood and that you needed to stop being so needy.
But how could you? You just needed to feel something. Anything. You were so tired of using your fingers when he left for work. Or the shower head on your clit when you showered alone, which was now always.
Your relationship was failing, but you couldn’t find it in you to break up with him.
You were quite confused when your boyfriend invited you over for a dinner at his parents. Getting to meet all his family as he introduced you with a wide smile, hands on the small of your back to guide you from person to person.
There was somebody who stuck out like a sore thumb. And you couldn’t take your eyes off of the man was probably twice your age and most definitely twice your size. Tall, broad and muscular with tattoos of all shapes and sizes trailing down his neck and onto his toned arms.
You swallowed hard, ignoring the heat you felt in between your legs as you ogled the greek god infront of you. With his messy black hair and dark eyes, a smirk spread across his handsome face as he tilted his head to stare you down. Hands in his pockets as he strolled towards you, your hand gripping your boyfriend’s shirt as you felt yourself getting smaller and smaller under his gaze.
“Now who’s this pretty thing?” The deep voice questioned, looking down at you with the subtle bite of his lip as he let his gaze run over your figure. “You’re not gonna introduce your lil ole uncle to your girlfriend?”
Your boyfriend scoffed, rolling his eyes and pulling you closer into him. “I have no need to. Now beat it.”
You frowned at his harsh tone. Toji’s hands raising in defense as he chuckled. “Just trynna be nice.” His smirk widening when he turned to face you fully. “Now, what’s your name doll?”
Your knees grew weak at the deep rasp of his voice, avoiding eye contact when you felt yourself face getting hot. “uh.. y/n, my name’s y/n.”
Toji hummed, grabbing hold of your hand and bending down to place a kiss to the back of it. “Pretty name for a pretty girl.” He winked.
“Okay that’s enough. You can go now.” Your boyfriend fumed, your eyes never leaving the older man’s as he took his leave, leaving you with a short. “Nice to meet ya, doll” before he walked away.
“We’re leaving.”
Your eyes widened at your boyfriend’s words. “What? Baby why? Your family seems so nice we can’t just leave.” You tried to convince him.
“We can when you’re looking at my fucking uncle like he’s a five course meal.”
You resisted the urge to scoff, maybe you wouldn’t have to if he did what he was supposed to. “I promise you, i wasn’t. Now let’s at least enjoy an hour for dinner before we leave. Okay?”
Your boyfriend only scoffing before shrugging your arm off of him and walking away into the kitchen.
Great. This was just what you needed.
The dinner was awkward for you. Your boyfriend wouldn’t talk to you and kept glaring at his uncle. Who only added fuel to the fire by sending short smirks your way, his muscles flexing as he ate.
You couldn’t help the way your face flushed, fidgeting with the food in your plate as you bit down on your lip.
“Y/n, dear? Are you okay?” your boyfriend’s mother asked in genuine concern. “You have barely touched your food honey.”
You gave her a smile. “Sorry, i’m just feeling a little sick right now.”
“Oh dear, would you like to go to the bathroom? Darling, show her the way.” his mom insisted. Your boyfriend not even sparing you a glance when he spoke, “I’m sure she knows the way, mom.”
You sighed, a piece of you missing the relationship you once had. Giving a tight lipped smile and assuring her that you knew the way before getting out of your seat and heading to the nearest bathroom.
You stood staring at yourself in the mirror, rubbing at the bridge of your nose while telling yourself to get your act together. You gasped when the door swung open. A smirking Toji closing the door behind him and leaning onto it, his hands crossed over his chest as he looked you in the eyes.
“You know, for a girl pretty like you, you sure are stupid.” He laughed, “Don’t you see you deserve better than my scumbag of a nephew?” Closing the gap between you two until you were backed up against the sink’s counter.
Toji’s hand reached up to stroke gently under your cheek, trailing his finger across your lip as he bent his neck to look down at you. In turn looking up at him through your lashes when his other hand held onto your waist.
“You gotta know how a real man treats a lady. How a real man fucks. You want that doll?” Waiting for your shy nod of approval before sitting you on the cool marble top. Your legs hooked around his waist and your hands gripping the counter’s edge when his rough lips met yours. Kissing you hard before trailing soft bites down your neck, careful enough to not leave any marks.
You let out a moan, Toji’s hands moving to peel off his shirt so his rock hard abs were on display. Grinding lightly onto the hard surface with a whimper at the full sight of black ink spread across his pale skin. A grin on his face when he went back to attacking your neck, hand slipping under your dress and pressing against the heat of your panties.
“This wet for me already? I’m flattered.” His fingers making their way to rub between your folds through the side of the fabric. Collecting your wetness before dipping a finger into you. “Think you can take it doll? You’re so fucking tight. Practically a virgin again, how long’s it been since you were given a good fuck?”
You truly didn’t know the answer for yourself. Only moaning as Toji pulled off the lace material, spreading your legs wider and pulling his thick cock out the confinements of his jeans. You whimpered when Toji stroked his length, the size being bigger than anything you’d seen before. “‘S alright, ‘m gonna mold her round my cock.” he groaned, lining up with your sopping hole before slowly thrusting into you.
“Nnhg— so big, T-Tojii— can’t take it.” you mewled, Toji’s hand latching over your mouth to muffle your pleas as he forced himself deep into you. “Gonna make it fit doll, just sit real pretty for me and take it yeah?”
You nodded with a shaky moan, your pussy stretching to accommodate his thick girth as he bottomed out inside you. Grunting heavily at how tight you were around him, his cock so deep that he could see himself bulging in your stomach through the thin fabric of your dress.
Toji started off slowly. Your moans increasing in volume as he sped up. The burning sensation turning into nothing but pleasure as he fucked into you, ricking your body back and forth with each thrust.
Toji’s hand fell from your lips, the tattooed skin finding itself wrapped snugly around your neck instead. His cock grazing your gummy spot as he leaned into your ear. “This is exactly what you need doll. Need me to fuck that pretty little pussy so good.” he grunted. “Exactly what your dumb boyfriend failed to do.”
You could only let out a cry, your smaller hands holding tightly onto the arm around your throat. Digging your nails into his flesh as you moaned out into the air. Your lips parted in a string of mewls as the older man’s cock pierced deep into the depths of your insides. Fucking perfectly into your g spot before bullying its way to the entrance of your cervix.
The unfamiliar sensation making you cry out even louder as your head fell back. “T-toji- ahh— so good Toji, feels s’ good.” you cried, your legs trembling around him with curled toes.
“Careful now doll, as much as i would love for him to hear me fucking you right, there’s other people out there.” he teased, your pussy clenching when your eyes met his. Your eyes glassy and your head fuzzy as you were fucked into oblivion.
Letting out a whimper when his grip tightened unintentionally on your throat. Drool falling past the sides of your lips as your eyes fixed on his v line, up to his abs then further until you reached his face. Finding his dark irises staring back down at you hungrily before pulling you closer to him.
His large body swallowing yours when he pressed you up against him. Your moans and cries getting noisy again as you felt yourself getting close. “Tojiii— nnh, ‘m so c-close, ahh— gonna cum.”
“Yeah doll? Close f’ me? Gonna make a mess on this old man’s cock?” he rasped, broad hips still rolling hard into yours as he watched your mouth hang open slightly, your eyes rolling back before closing completely as you reached your high.
Body shaking and pussy spasming around him as your pussy held onto his cock like a vice, letting out a choked scream muffled by Toji’s knowing kiss as you came. Squirting messily onto his cock with the quiver of your hips.
“So fucking hot.” Toji groaned as he pulled away from you. Your breathing noticeably heavy as he fucked you through the aftermath of your orgasm. “Fuck, gonna cum. Where’d you want it?” he breathed.
And you let out a mewl as his thrusts grew sloppy, veiny cock twitching against your walls as he got ready to release. “Fuck, gotta hurry up and tell me doll.”
“Nnhg— inside, want you inside.” you moaned, “C-cum inside me.. please.”
Toji’s pupils dilated and his grin grew wide. “You’re a slutty one in disguise aren’t ya? ‘S my pleasure baby.” His thrusts becoming merciless as he slammed into you. Using your pussy to stroke his cock as you choked out little cries at the fast pace.
“Fuck, gon’ fill you up so good.” he panted, “Gon’ stuff you so full that you’ll be begging to be my good girl again.” his cock throbbed, “Shit— there we go, that’s it doll.” Spilling spurts of his hot cum into your cunt. Making you moan at how easily he filled you up.
Toji gave his final slow thrusts before he was pulling out of you, letting his cum seep out as he helped you put back on your panties. Trapping his seed deep inside you with a hum. “Feel better doll?” he smirked, giving you a short kiss to your lips and laughing as you tried to not let him go.
“Come back to me when you gain some sense and drop that asshole, okay? I’ll be waiting.” Pulling his shirt back on and tucking himself into his boxers, giving you a wink before trying to fix his hair. Your eyes glued onto his back as he walked out the bathroom door.
Leaving you touching your lips that just felt his tongue. Your heart beating faster before you were startled by hard knocking on the door followed by your boyfriend’s voice. “Can you hurry up in there? You’re making my mother think you’re dying or something.”
You closed your eyes and let out a breath, thoughts of Toji plaguing your mind and keeping you calm. “Coming!”
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rivrsong · 4 months
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