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perch-the-cat · 1 month

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I'ma Judge you for who you main in Mario Kart (Don't take it too seriously)

(these are for Mario Kart 8 deluxe so it doesn't have all the players from tour)

Mario: You are basic or you just started playing Mario Kart and you don't really like any other characters as much

Luigi: You are probably obsessed with this man

Peach: same as Mario but you're probably a girl or a gay adult man

Daisy: you are probably a tomboy

Rosalina: You probably find her attractive (and you're not wrong about that)

Tanooki Mario: You probably think he's a raccoon. You also probably play as him because You wanted to play as Tom Nook but he isn't a playable character in any games you have

Cat Peach: along with what was said about Peach, but I will add furry into that mix

Yoshi: You wish the dinosaurs never went extinct

Toad: You probably impersonate him a lot and your parents hate you for it

Koopa Troopa: You wanted to play as a villain character so you chose this little guy (or you really like turtles with no spikes on them)

Shy Guy: You feel socially awkward a lot and you want to cry in your room until the other person leaves

Lakitu: You like that you can actually see his legs now

Toadette: Same as toad but you are probably a girl or again a gay man

King Boo: You wish it was his Luigi's mansion design because I would look way more cool (I'd also probably main him if it was the L's mansion design)

Baby Mario: No matter how small you are you think you can defeat anyone

Baby Luigi: You like his baby design more

Baby Peach: you think she's an angle

Baby Daisy: You are very strong and people think you wouldn't be able to lift a pencil

Baby Rosalina: Someone else is playing as Rosalina or you are one of those hardcore gamers on YouTube who knows what they are doing

Metal Mario: Takes you back to the good old days (you also weigh a lot probably

Pink Gold Peach: same with peach but you weigh a LOT (you also probably think she should be called rose gold peach)

Wario: You are an old greasy man that loves garlic and money or you think he's funny

Waluigi: You wish this man was your husband no matter which gender you are

Donkey Kong: you like the DK Rap (where are they now)

Bowser: You like being in charge... You are also probably an alcoholic

Dry Bones: You are dead inside

Bowser Jr: You favor your father and don't care about hurting anyone's feelings about saying it. Your parents probably also get in a lot of fights as well.

Dry Bowser: same as Bowser but you are also dead inside

Lemmy: You think he's very wholesome and adorable (or you like midget turtles that are probably gay)

Larry: You like turtles that are easy to beat up

Wendy: You are probably a diva or you put her baldness and fat ass lips aside and played as her anyway

Ludwig: You are probably one of his OBSESSIVE fans who will do anything for him. Or you like classical music. Or both.

Iggy: You are very much mentally unstable, so you chose the character that is just as insane as you are

Roy: You are a Bully and an Asshole

Morton: You probably have this on your agenda, Wake up, eat, eat, eat some more, sleep, wake up in the middle of the night to raid the fridge, eat the food you just stole, sleep, and repeat.

Inkling girl: You are a girl who likes squids and painting

Inkling Boy: same as Inkling Girl but you are a boy instead.

Link: You think you're the "Chosen One"

Villager Boy: You are an Animal Crossing fan who doesn't want to be called a furry

Villager Girl: same as Villager Boy but you are a girl

Isabelle: Same as villager girl and boy but you don't care if you are called a furry (You may or may not be one)

Birdo: You are probably a trans

Kamek: You read a lot of Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings

Petey Piranha: You are the type of person to talk to their Venus flytraps

Wiggler: You like him because he's adorable and you like bugs... or you use the kart that looks like him and make him ride it, then you start calling it slavery

Peachette: If anyone knows what chaos the super crown has brought they would know why you chose her, You whore!

Pauline: You are a talented singer

Diddy Kong: You like monkeys or you're Jane Goodall

Funky Kong: You played so many mods playing as him and you are so happy he's back

Thank you for reading this and remember don't take it seriously this is all a joke.

Also, reblog if you think it's pretty accurate

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real-total-drama-takes · 11 months

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tdi cast plays mario kart. think about it

#total drama #tdi #total drama island #okay here we go again.#heather is princess peach. obviously. Lindsay is birdo. beth is toadette. Courtney is Daisy. duncan is luigi (because green)#gwen is king boo Izzy is dry bones trent is shy guy #owen is mario. tyler is baby bowser. Justin is link cody is inkling #katie and sadie are baby peach and baby daisy. geoff is yoshi #Bridgette is pink gold peach. Alejandro is bowser.#Leshawna is rosalina. harold is donkey Kong #noah is one of the koopalings #cody is toad #Eva is dry bowser #DJ is isabelle #Ezekiel is wario

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silly-inky · 30 days

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First meeting

So I've writien a short booigi fic to go along with this after, the first part of it is after the art, I hope you like it (^^)

The fic ⬇️

Word count: 2028

Mario decided to visit Island Delfino again despite what happened last time, Peach unfortunately wasn't able to come this time due a very full schedule, but this meant he could instead bring his amazing twin brother Luigi who declined last time because he didn't want to be stuck third wheeling the couples vacation. They are both looking forward to a much needed brake.

But unfortunately their bad luck strikes again, and who decides to go on a vacation at the same time to the same place? Why our dear scaly friend Bowser of course. Now this is also a vacation for him so although he's pissed he has to be around Mario and Luigi, he has no intention of doing any evil on his stay. This does not mean he suddenly turns into a more polite person however.

Mario wants to stay at the Casino this time round since he enjoys a good bit of gambling every now and then, and if he has Luigi with him, he at least has a good chance at winning in a few games of poker, and he is able to get himself a good discount from the owner himself for a fun battle last time and helping to deal with Bowser and his antics yet again.

Bowser was actually banned from most places on the island because of his troublemaking, including the Casino itself, but Bowser decided to Bully himself into the establishment. He was being rude and shouting at the poor workers, pushing through crowds and generally being a mennace, so after Mario and Luigi have situated themselves in their rooms, they decide to go down and deal with Bowser

Mario is much more direct and tells Bowser that he doesn't want to start a fight but he needs to stop being an ass to the workers and to quit scaring people off, Bowser with his infamously short tempor quickly looses his cool and deicides to start a fight anyways.

Luigi not wanting any of that to happen, grabs onto Bowser's tail before the Koopa can try and land a punch on Mario and spins him around. Not hard, but just enough to throw him off balance and ends up falling to floor. Luigi is now between him and Mario.

this has pissed Bowser off even more and now goes for Luigi, chasing after him. Luigi runs off with Bowser in hot pursuit, Mario tells the staff to get the bouncers while he chances after them, but Luigi and Bowser being the two faster ones out of the three, he struggles to keep up and falls behind.

After running around for a while, Luigi manages to slip into the restaurant area before Bowser could see where he went, in a panic Luigi slips into the first seemingly available booth he can find before Bowser comes in looking for him.

However, In his haste to get onto the slightly larger than normal seat, he didn’t notice the man who was sat across from him until he turned his head around when he figured he was in the clear for the moment.

Sat across from him was a very big man, no, not just big, he was a giant, he could have easily been as tall, if not taller than Princess Rosalina who was a proud 7’7. He was wide too, his sheer size was intimidating to say the least, but his appearance didn’t really play into that, he proudly wore a Hawaiian shirt completely open exposing his stomach and chest with two big gold chains hung around his neck.

His hair was long and half was loosely tied back in a bun, parts wrapping around his ears and framing his face, it was a lovely pale pink with streaks of white shining though.

On top of his head was a crown encrusted with lovely red gems which insinuated he was a royal from somewhere, but with how he was currently dressed, it didn’t exactly scream royalty to Luigi. But even with the mismatch of jewelry and clothes, the man somehow managed to pull it off the look.

His face somewhat reminded him of King Boo’s but his eyes where much different and surrounded by blue, not to mention he was happily out in the sunlight not looking uncomfortable at all with the lights. He looked to be a very laid back individual, although he did look to be just a little startled by his surprise visitor.

“Umm, heeeyyyy there..?? You doing alright my guy?” The man asked, a twinge of concern lacing his voice, it wasn’t as deep as Luigi was expecting, it was actually quite smooth and welcoming

“Oh my stars, I’m so sorry! I was trying to hide from someone and I didn’t relize anyone was sat here- I was in a bit of a rush! I-I’ll leave, I’m sorry for disturbing you sir-" luigi stumbled out an apology feeling mortified, but as he started to shift to get out of the seat, he was stopped by the other

"Woah! Slow down dude, just sit there for a minute okay? Take a breather. Are you alright?" the man reassured Luigi, gesturing to stay seated while he peared out to see if he could spot any culprit that could have been after this very distressed itallian

"I'm alright, just trying to hide, having to deal with that guy is a pain sometimes, I just wanted to relax for once.." Luigi sighed, calming down a bit

"Do I need to call security? when i deal with someone physically it can turn south pretty quick so that Amy not be the best option" the man nervously chuckled at his comment, scanning Luigi's face to try and get a read on him

"No no, I think it will be fine, I'm good at blending into crowds so I should be able to hide somewhat easily, but he's a guy that isn't exactly easy to throw out of places, I wouldn't trouble yourself about Sir, really. he'll calm down soon enough and head somewhere else"

"You'd be surprised with the guys we have to throw out of here, and second, no need for all this 'sir' stuff, you can just call me Sunny. But seriously if you need him gone, we'll make it happen, no matter how big this guy is" Sunny reassured

Sunny definitely suited the man, he seemed to be a big ball of sunshine, but again a bit informal for someone he assumed to be royal

".. How well do you think you'll be able to handle King Bowser?" Luigi asked nervously

"Seriously?! That guy is back again?? I thought I told the staff not to let that damn lizzard back in here after the last damn time, that Mario guy had to come in here and sort all of that out" Sunny complained, not seeming to be intimidated by the mention of Bowser at all

"Told the staff? Do you run a business here? And uhh.. Bowser sort of shoved his way in here, the staff didn't have much of a chance, me and my brother called him out for it along with some other things and he got cross with me" Luigi questioned

"A business? This whole place is my business, I'm the owner of the casino, and now he's being rude to my staff?? I'm going to teach him a lesson. Did he hurt you at all? He better not have! " he started to get up to search for Bowser

"No! Bowser didn't hurt me, not this time anyways, your staff are fine thankfully, he wasn't really causing much of an issue, and I'm sure your bouncers can handle it, plus my brother is here, I don't want you to get hurt Mr Sunny" Luigi grabbed a hold of the man's arm and pulled him back into the booth

The man wanted to argue back but stopped when he saw how distressed the other man was

"Alright... But you stay here until I know for certain he's gone alright? I'll tell the staff to keep me in the loop. But what is your brother going to do?? "

"Ah! Uhh- my brother- he's- my brother is Mario" Luigi struggled to get out what he wanted to say

"Mario is your brother?? It makes so much sense now, ha! I thought you looked familiar, you guys look so similar, you're much cuter tho" Sunny laughed

"So that would make you Luigi right? He told me about you last time, glad to finally be able to put a face to the name, he said you would freak out if you met me"

"Why would i freak out??" Luigi asked. A little flustered at the compliment. Why would he be scared of this guy?? Sure he was big but he didn't seem scary at all, in fact he was actually more nervous because he was a bit attracted to the man

"Well, you see I'm one of the King Boo's? I know I don't exactly look like a normal Boo, but I can assure you I am one" Sunny said slowly, trying to not freak Luigi out. From what Mario has heard last time, and what the other Kings have told him, Luigi doesn't do great around ghosts, to be fair, neither does Mario.

"Ah... " Luigi sat there for a moment, processing the information

He just looked between Sunny and the table gathering his composure, he was hoping with all his might that Sunny wasn't about to attack him with any hidden frames or lightning bolts or something.

"Well.. You don't seem evil..?" Luigi winced

"Pfft, of course not, I mean I know I don't exactly have the best morals and stuff, but I'm not going around trapping people in paintings, too much effort, I prefer to sit around and eat or just chill in the sun" Sunny replied

Luigi seemed relieved with that response. Sunny mostly spoke for the next few minutes, hoping to get Luigi to calm down and trust him while he got a few good jokes in, Luigi wasn't a big talker anyways unless it came to special interest of his.

"well I appreciate this, I haven't been able to sit down and rest all day, I'm so thirsty, thank you for letting me sit here with you again" sighed out

"don't mention it, I don't usually have people coming down to sit with me, it's a nice treat. Hey wait! I have an idea if your down?" He looked between his food which had been sat beside him this whole time, and Luigi

"an idea?" Luigi asked

"well if you want, we can share my smoothie? I always get a very large cause (Pat's stomach) yo mans likes to eat, but it's meant for the couples and all that crap, so they always give me an extra straw" Sunny chuckles as he reaches for the extra straw he put to the side

"really?? You wouldn't mind that? " Luigi sputtered, a bit flushed

"nah dude, don't worry I don't have any germs to contaminate the drink with" he chuckled "plus it ain't like I'm gonna starve (hands Luigi the straw) it's nice to actually be able to use it for once. Just between you and me, I think the staff here keep giving it to me thinking it'll incourage me to bring in a date

Luigi taking a sip of the smoothie "oh that's really good- wait, so do you think they will assume we are on a date??"

"pfft, who knows, maybe it'll turn into a real date, who am i to turn down a handsome guy who isn't scared to share a meal with me" Sunny winked

"well you haven't asked me out yet" Luigi nervously chuckled

well we are literally drinking from the same cup at the same time" he takes a sip while Luigi is doing so to to add emphasis "I mean, what else you want me to say? (gently grabs Luigi's hand) Luigi, would you like to turn this into a date~?" he laughs and let's go of Luigi's hand " I joke I joke" he smirks at the very flustered look on Luigi's face

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And that's all I have for now, I may make this into an actual fic, who knows ✨

@skulls-soul @brosif40

#luigi #luigi nintendo #king boo #sunshine king boo #super mario sunshine #booigi #king boo x luigi #king boo gajinka #king boo gijinka #my art #my writing #king boo fanart #luigi fanart

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lunarloser1 · 22 days

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mcducks (and company) mario kart mains !!

huey: link (legends of legendquest FIEND)

dewey: light blue yoshi

louie: waluigi or bowser

webby: daisy (but only on a bike)

scrooge: mario (because thats the first option bc hes old and also the game is named after him)

donald: shyguy (Idk i just have a feeling)

della: pink gold peach or wario

launchpad: lakitu (HE FLYS A CLOUD)

lena: rosalina (they have the same hair)

violet: isabel

#ducktales 2017 #ducktales #huey dewey and louie #della duck #donald duck #webbigail vanderquack #scrooge mcduck #launchpad mcquack #lena sabrewing #violet sabrewing #mario kart #mario bros #headcanon #s

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paracosmicparadox · 11 months

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Mario Kart

So, I know Mario Kart is probably an Absolutely Not at Fox Tower, but I can't stop thinking about how it would play out, so I have compiled a neat little list of my thoughts on the matter.

Kevin:

He's god-awful at it.

He's a faithful Luigi player (don't ask me why, I just feel it in my gut)

Gets ramped up over it like you wouldn't believe and has on more than one occasion locked himself in the bathroom to sulk over it (the same goes for when the Foxes play Monopoly---the man gets so competitive but he's so bad at it)

Manages to catch Every. Single. Red shell.

Neil:

This boy's never played in his life prior to meeting the Foxes, but manages to land in first, second, or third place every time

Orange Yoshi for the win

Always choses a motorcycle over a kart, typically the Comet

Actually pays attention to the stats of certain combos (so does Kevin, but Neil's better at it when it comes to Mario Kart)

Andrew:

Plays solely Black Yoshi

Targets Kevin exclusively bc it's fun to watch him get mad

Has a specific kart-combo glaringly reminiscent of the Mas

Acts like he doesn't care, but gets perturbed when he doesn't land above 5th place, bc he'll be damned if he lets Aaron or Kevin outdo him

Aaron:

Bounces around between characters, but typically opts for Shy Guy

Almost worse at it than Kevin

Says the most scathing things when playing---the worst things that come out of this boy's mouth are said during Mario Kart

He and Kevin are Last Place Buddies ™ and they have occasionally gone out to drink cheap alcohol together after Mario Kart nights to soothe their bruised egos.

Allison:

An absolute goddess at Baby Peach

Can hit someone across the track with power-ups; it doesn't matter; her aim only gets better the more frustrated she is

Her kart runs on Pure, Undiluted Spite

Knows the Electrodrome track inside and out and Cannot Be Beaten on it

Nicky:

Always opts for Pink Gold Peach

Best friends with the dude who fishes you up from oblivion to deposit you back onto the track (it happens frequently bc he Refuses to turn on smart steering)

Actually pretty decent at it bc he and Erik used to play a lot back in Germany

Swears like a sailor whenever someone passes him

Renee:

Usually plays either Rosalina or Tanooki Mario

Literally the only non-hostile Fox when things get competitive, though she drives like a demon and can out-compete just about anyone when she wants to

The Ruler of Rainbow Road

Steals 1st place from Neil 50% of the time

Matt:

Irrevocably attached to playing Daisy

The king of drifting through corners

Plays to have fun, but not immune to the shouting matches when Kevin or the twinyards are involved

Seems to be permanently stuck in 5th place, regardless of who he's up against

Dan:

Absolutely vicious at Toad

Her kart is always orange; stats don't matter so long as the Fox Aesthetic is on point

She and Matt play so often that she's gotten godlike at most of the tracks, but it's still a fight to outcompete Neil and Renee

Will carry Mario Kart Rage™ for hours; she occasionally has to remove herself from the room so she doesn't say something caustic

Seth:

Instigator of many of the shouting matches

Will play as Bowser until the day he dies

Motorcycle user until the bitter end

Never lands in first place and will die mad about it

#aftg #foxhole court #the foxhole court #all for the game #neil josten #aftg neil #andrew minyard #aftg andrew #kevin day #aaron minyard #nicky hemmick #allison reynolds #renee walker #matt boyd #seth gordon #dan wilds #I'm so sorry for all of the death puns #I didn't realize I was doing it until I hit the third bullet point #RIP Seth

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andorshitdaily · 5 months

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Next up on Wandor Wednesday Wars......Mario Kart!!

What is up my good Wandor Wednesday Warriors? Today we are coming at you with something truly unhinged: Andor meets Mario Kart.

I have thrown 32 Andor characters into a hat. I have thrown 32 Mario Kart 8 Deluxe characters into a different hat (I have so many hats, y'all). I have pulled one of each out to pair them up for competition. The pairs will compete as a team throughout the bracket. It's really that simple.

For the 1v1 matchups, just picture the Andor characters sitting down with their Nintendo Switch controllers side by side and competing in a Versus battle. Whoever has the best finish in the race is the one to advance (they wouldn't necessarily have to win, just finish better).

And now what we've all been waiting for.....the pairing lineup:

Mario - Mon Mothma Luigi - Brasso Peach - Taramyn Barcona Daisy - Dedra Meero Rosalina - Linus Mosk Tanooki Mario - Lio Partagaz Cat Peach - Cassian Andor Yoshi - Wilmon Paak Toad - Time Grappler Koopa Troopa - Syril Karn Shy Guy - Cinta Kaz Lakitu - Timm Karlo Toadette - Perrin Fertha King Boo - Taga Baby Mario - B2EMO Baby Luigi - Leida Mothma Baby Peach - Ruescott Melshi Baby Daisy - Kino Loy Baby Rosalina - Saw Gerrera Metal Mario - Corv Pink Gold Peach - Lonni Jung Wario - Kleya Marki Waluigi - Karis Nemik Donkey Kong - Tay Kolma Bowser - Vel Sartha Dry Bones - Luthen Rael Bowser Jr. - Arvel Skeen Dry Bowser - Blevin Lemmy - Jezzi Larry - Gorn Wendy - Bix Caleen Ludwig - Eedy Karn

That list is already making this post really long so I won't list the Round one matchups but here is the bracket where you can see them for yourself (or just like, wait a bit and they'll be posted anyway):

What do you think? Who would you main? What track do you picture them racing on? Who's going all the way?

May the best racer win.

#andor #wandor wednesday wars #i really hope this one will be wild #seriously let's shake it up

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dav-suburbiia · 9 months

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who every DRDT character would main in mario kart 8 actually true and canon and completely real list

Teruko: teruko is the most average luigi player on this planet I am glad we’re in agreement

Xander: kinda guy to play metal mario but specifically the gold skin

Min: Yoshi, she’d have a soft spot for him for sure, just green yoshi

Arei: she would ALWAYS pick heavy characters. King Boo would be her usual pick, I think. she likes to knock people off the track

Charles: he only knows mario so he would play mario and suck at the game and get mad and quit

Whit: are you going to look me in the eyes and tell me he does not play Peach. both because she’s pink and because Charles plays Mario

Nico: Isabelle I don’t think this needs an explanation

Hu: you’re going to have to just trust me on this one but Waluigi

Eden: she’d think Bowser Jr is cute, probably

David: shy guy no fucking shot he’d be a shy guy player, all shy guy players are gay twinks (evidence: I am a shy guy player)

Arturo: Rosalina because she’s pReTtY and the colors match up methinks

Ace: toad.

Levi: Koopa Troopa, it’s funny to picture him playing a little turtle

Rose: she would refuse to play but if she did play I think she’d be Dry Bones

J: J would also play Yoshi, but specifically only the black yoshi

Veronika: that’s a fucking dry bowser player right there

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#drdt #danganronpa despair time #teruko would never win because a blue shell always comes when she gets into first place #(david always gets blue shells) ((it’s probably him that keeps doing it))

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chipthekeeper · 5 months

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okay as promised, all my thoughts that no one asked for on the mario kart bracket. i know i picked mario kart deluxe characters but i actually see this as a competition happening on the wii (greatest console in history)

Kino as Baby Daisy vs. Wilmon as Yoshi -- this is very simple. you cannot beat a teenage boy at a video game unless you are a teenage girl. kino, famously not a teenage girl, quits halfway through

Nemik as Waluigi vs. Brasso as Luigi -- mario kart is the one fun, mindless thing that nemik does in his life. but even it is done with all his brainpower. he navigates that track like a boss. brasso, with the best mario kart driver luigi (non-biased opinion of course), does well and easily finishes second but is not mad at all to lose to this kid

Partagaz as Tanooki Mario vs. Leida as Baby Luigi -- leida has logged many hours on the mario kart track because perrin makes her play against him all the time and she has become by far the best player in her tradwife-to-be club. partagaz simply spends the whole race wondering why his avatar is a fox

Jezzi as Lemmy vs. Taga as King Boo -- taga is a nerd, i believe this in my bones. thus he is all over this chance to win a gaming competition. jezzi has better things to care about but tries her hardest

Bix as Wendy vs. Taramyn as Peach -- taramyn is unironically glad to have drawn peach in the draft. he goes all out because this is the most fun he's had in literal years. bix is just as invested though and leads almost the whole race until a blue shell takes her out with two turns to go and taramyn seizes the opportunity

Time Grappler as Toad vs. Mosk as Rosalina -- time grappler is just quietly perfect at this. mosk spends the whole time wanting to police anyone who "violates traffic laws" by going off-course

Syril as Koopa Troopa vs. Cassian as Cat Peach -- cassian races his heart out trying to blow away the competition, not because the competition is syril (who?) but because he got stuck with cat peach. meanwhile syril sees this as the most important competition of his life and spends the whole race thinking he is blowing everyone (especially andor) away....only to be told when it ends that he was looking at the wrong side of the screen and has been racing backwards the whole time

Corv as Metal Mario vs. Blevin as Dry Bowser -- this is a frequent competition in the ISB break room. chairs have been broken. other officers steer clear of the hallway when these two go at it. they go back and forth all the time and are very evenly matched. blevin wins this time by a hair but gloats about it for weeks

Luthen as Dry Bones vs. Gorn as Larry -- both say they do not care. gorn means it. luthen ends up caring SO MUCH. he gets strategic and bitchy with the items and wins, but gorn does better than anyone expects and comes in second

Lonni as Pink Gold Peach vs. Perrin as Toadette -- a matchup of two very different dads. lonni is happy to get pink gold peach because he has his daughter on his lap and she likes it. he ends up giving his controller to her to chew on and doesn't finish the race. perrin is a stay-at-home dad and gamer husband who lives on monster energy drinks sipped from champagne flutes. he would've won easily even if lonni hadn't stopped halfway through

Timm as Lakitu vs. Vel as Bowser -- vel is a giant tomboy who grows up wanting to be a racer of any kind and this is the closest she will ever get to doing that. she murders timm who is really just a turd out there

Saw as Baby Rosalina vs. Eedy as Ludwig -- saw wants to quit halfway through because this is a waste of his time but he sees that the controller is too big for eedy's hands somehow and cruises to victory

Skeen as Bowser Jr. vs. Melshi as Baby Peach -- skeen insists they play on rainbow road. melshi agrees because he's an agreeable guy. skeen is just ahead of him for most of the race but it's very close. ultimately skeen can't handle the pressure and falls off the track at the last turn, leaving melshi a clear track to victory. skeen's remote ends up buried in the drywall

Kleya as Wario vs. Cinta as Shy Guy -- cinta has never cared about anything less in her life. kleya, despite protests to the contrary, cares so much. she is ruthless with the items and bullies her way to victory

Dedra as Daisy vs. Bee as Baby Mario -- dedra spends much of her time in the race overcorrecting on the turns because the controls are too touchy. ultimately it doesn't matter because bee's processor and battery are too old to help him win on such technology as the wii

Tay as Donkey Kong vs. Mon as Mario -- tay is very happy to be donkey kong but even happier that mon is mario because she is nervous and not very good at this but he tells her that mario has an advantage because it's his game. this gives her confidence enough to do well and even though he could beat her if he wanted to, he lets her have the much needed dub

#this was a lot and is so very stupid #but there you have it #i'm going to the comic book store now #and then getting out the wii #wandor wednesday wars #andor #my posts

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klwl-truck · 1 year

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Shiratorizawa members & what I think they main in Mario Kart

Tendou Satori — Waluigi

they’re the same person (he dressed up as waluigi for halloween once and hasn’t left character since)

Yamagata Hayato — Wario

he likes his fat ass and funny sounds, what can i say

Ushijima Wakatoshi — Yoshi

Tendou chose it for him and he just hasn’t changed it

Semi Eita — Dry Bones

bros emo 💀 (it’s actually because he thinks the little sounds it makes are silly)

Oohira Reon — Rosalina

Ushijima said they had a similar personality (in passing, literally forgot abt what he said two seconds later) and Reon took that to heart

Kawanishi Taichi — Shy Guy

it came to me in a dream

Shirabu Kenjirou — Princess Peach

he likes to think he’s her (i know what you are.)

Goshiki Tsutomu — Pink Gold Peach

He wanted Princess Peach.

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End of The Line

Peach jumped off her white horse as her boots planted the ground. She was wearing a tan cowboy hat with a red band and two horns on the side of the hat, she wore a red bandana tied around her neck along with a symbol on the side, she wore a brown leather vest along with a buttoned up blue denim shirt, she wore denim jeans along with chaps that covers them, she wore brown leather boots and wore tan leather gloves that covered her hands and finally she had a brown leather holster around her wrist with a cork gun secured. Her boots crunched the dirt on the ground with each step she took while dust was being kicked up, she tipped her hat up to reveal cold blue eyes as she slowly approached two outlaws that were staring her down. The first outlaw wore a white cowboy hat with a red band, she wore light blue shirt that was tied on the bottom which revealed her breast and stomach, she wore short navy blue booty jeans along with dark brown chaps that covers her thighs, she wore white leather boots and tan leather gloves that covered her hands and finally a gold star was on the front of her belt as two dark leather holsters rested on her thighs with a cork gun secure tightly. This woman’s name was Rosalina and she had a high bounty on her head and so did her partner. She stared down the approaching woman as her thumbs hooked through the belt loops. The second outlaw wore a red cowboy hat with a purple band along with a pink bandana tied to her neck, she wore a tan leather vest along with a red flannel shirt, she wore brown leather gloves and denim jeans along with red leather boots and finally she wore a tan leather holster with a heart symbol in the front and a cork gun secured tightly. The second woman’s name was Pauline and she was rumored to be one of the quickest draws in the whole west but today was going to change. The two outlaws watched as Peach stood 20 distance from them as she planted her leather boots firmly on the ground to settle herself for the upcoming draw.

Peach: You two are really wanted throughout the western frontier…you fellas even have a big reward on your head. Besides me turning you in..I plan to get that reward so I can better my town and help my people out..so I suggest you make this simple and easy for the both of us and come with me.

Pauline scoffed at this as she narrowed her eyes towards the bounty hunter in front of her and her partner.

Pauline: If you really think we’ll turn ourselves in then you got another thing coming! We plan to keep shaking up the frontiers and continue to take care of any law enforcer that gets in our way!

Rosalina nodded her head and stared coldly towards the hunter.

Rosalina: If you know what’s good for you then you’ll leave us alone…otherwise we’ll just have to put you down like the rest..

Peach smirked confidently as she slowly hovered her hand over the holster on her hip.

Peach: I knew this wouldn’t be easy..oh well I at least get to further my skills with some target practice~

Pauline had a scowl on her face as she also hovered her hand over her holster.

Pauline: Your gonna regret ever challenging us varmint…let’s do this

Rosalina nodded her head as she slowly hovered her hand over the holster which rested on her thigh. The three women entered a stare-off as they faced each other in the vast desert.

Peach spread her legs to the side which framed both outlaws within her legs while both outlaws made some space from each other so they wouldn’t get in each other's way while dueling. Peach squinted her eyes on the two woman as her fingers wiggled over her leather holster ready to draw and to turn these two in, Pauline narrowed her eyes on the hunter in front of her and her partner as her fingers were wiggling over her holster also ready to draw at any moment and to cork this woman down. And finally Rosalina narrowed her eyes at the bounty hunter as she wiggled her fingers near the holster on her thigh as she was also ready to draw and to make sure that this hunter didn't follow them. The three women were backing down from their respective goals so easily as they continued to stare-off against each other.

Some dust swirls by each woman’s boots as a tumbleweed drifts between them setting the mood for this showdown. Peach licks her dry lips as she starts to squint her eyes deeper towards the two outlaws. Her gloved fingers wiggled slowly by her holster as she was staring intently at the two woman wondering what their plan could be, Pauline’s scowl deepened as her gloved fingers wiggled by her cork gun slightly quicker as she was ready and waiting in anticipation to defeat this hunter so her and her partner can be on their merry way. Rosalina licks her light purple lips as she planted the heel of her boots firmly on the dirt ground as she settled in her stance. She wiggles her gloved fingers gently and patiently near her holster as she squinted her eyes further towards the bounty hunter ready to end this and get this over with. Peach’s body was relaxed as she flexed her fingers and then stretched them, Pauline’s body was tensed as she licked her ruby lips while her gloved fingers continued to wiggle slightly faster and finally Rosalina’s face had a mixture between determination and concentration as her fingers continued to gently and patiently wiggle towards her cork gun.

The warm afternoon sun shone brightly on the three women as sweat went down their foreheads with the wind slightly blowing their hair to the side. Peach rested her hand on the handle of her cork gun as her thumb slowly stroked the handle while her finger was moving towards the trigger, Pauline’s hand gripped the handle of her cork gun tightly as her fingers caressed the gun ready to start this showdown already. Rosalina’s fingers gently drummed against the handle of her cork gun as it made a sort of rhythm while her thumb rubbed against the handle as well now wanting to draw and fire.

Silence filled the tense air as the three women had different goals in mind and were ready to achieve them by any means necessary. It was all up to skill or luck to see who would walk away unscathed. All of a sudden the silence was broken by Pauline.

Pauline: DRAW!!

The two outlaws suddenly drew their cork guns at lighting speed but were caught off guard as two corks landed on their chest and stomach. Their eyes slowly shifted to Peach as she already had her cork gun drawn out with smoke blowing from it.

Peach: I think you’ll two be coming with me now~

The bounty hunter then used her rope to trap the two outlaws as she rode back into town ready to fix her town up.

It was the end of the movie and Peach, Daisy, Rosalina and Pauline had smiles on their faces.

Daisy: You all did a good job with this one! I can’t believe you guys won the Mushroom Kingdom film fest!

The three women giggled as they looked at one another

Peach: Practicing and improvising some scenes really helped us out

Pauline: I really didn’t think I could play such a ruthless and angry character..but I’m glad the results were good

Rosalina: I must admit I was nervous at first..but I’m glad everything worked out in the end with this.

Daisy just playfully rolled her eyes as she smirked

Daisy: Well next time they better cast me as well so we can really have some fun!

The four women shared a laugh as they enjoyed the movie.

Aftering seeing Cowgirl Peach in "Princess Peach Showtime!" I just had to write a small fanfic about it and what better way is a good ol' western movie

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