THE PILE PRESENTS: Cheat! - Can't Make Up Your Mind? | 12/21/06
Taking the rules out back, and shooting them like a lame horse.
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Romance is (not) dead
Ghostwriter was one of the most annoying ghosts Danny tended to deal with, ever since their altercation at Christmas their fights only continued to escalate.
However, the halfa swears that he didn't mean to tear up the little book Ghostwriter was writing for Valentine's Day. He may not have a partner for that year but he understood how important books were to the ghost, they were his obsession! Danny didn't mess with obsessions.
But a ghost angry with his obsession attacked won't listen to reason, so Ghostwriter trapped Danny in another of his novels. The halfa was seriously considering destroying the keyboard that was causing all his headaches but that would be quite awkward.
Now, he had faced this scenario many times before. The problem was, this was a fucking romance novel, and what's worse, someone got stuck with him.
The tourist, whose name was apparently Jason, also had free will, which made more sense when the rest of the people in Amity Park started acting like they were a couple.
Contrary to expectations, Jason seemed thrilled about the situation, even after he explained that it was the fault of a ghost. The man was offended when he told him that he would release them! He didn't even seem fazed by the fact that they had been forced to be a cliché couple.
Jason on his side was quite happy to have visited Amity Park, he heard stories about ghosts and since he had nothing to do during Valentine's day he decided to check it out. The ghosts not only turned out to be real but they were also helping him fulfill his childhood dream, it was amazing. The boy he had been matched up with was also cute.
That's how an excited Jason Todd and an incredulous Danny Fenton found themselves stuck acting out all the typical scenes portrayed in books, from love at first sight to a confession in the rain. At least one of them seemed to be having fun.
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Quin: *learns that Obi-Wan slept with Jango*
Quin:
Obi-Wan:
Quin: now? really?
Quin: what is it about Mandalorians?
Obi-Wan: fuck off, Quin
[fast forward to the point Quin realises re's in love with Fox]
Quin:
Obi-Wan:
Obi-Wan: so
Quin: *glares*
Obi-Wan: *crosses hir arms with self-satisfaction*
Obi-Wan: what is it about those Mandalorians, I wonder?
Quin: *flips hir off*
(this is actually a pretty accurate re-telling of young man came from hunting, come to think of it)
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kinda relevant: i've been seeing weirdos on twitter refer to young Palestinian guys (aged 15-35) as military aged men, trying to imply that all such Palestinian men are potential hamas fighters, and therefore legitimate targets. they are literally hungering for excuses to kill as many Palestinians as possible while evading accountability
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i love fall of the house of usher so far (watching the first three episodes before work) but as someone who genuinely is haunted by black cat ever since reading it at 10 years old…v difficult. that’s the most disturbing short story ever written to me idk.
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THE PILE PRESENTS: X-Play - Ratchet & Clank Future Special
The Continuing Transcredible Exploits of Your Favorite Lombax and Robot Duo!
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AU where Izzy has a flat chest and a fat ass
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