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crewdlydrawn · 7 months

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S I R.

#brennan lee mulligan #PLEASE REMAIN RESPECTFUL #make some noise #dropout tv #video #SIR #omg #sam reich #izzy roland #erika ishii #my post

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beyondthepitch · 1 year

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Welcome newcomers! 😹

#please remain respectful #this is our safe space

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lesmiserabelles · 1 month

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in less than a month i'm actually going to be a published author lol what's up with that

#carmella enlightens us #when i'm a bestseller you can say you know me from the internet but please pick a less embarrassing social media site than tumblr #say you know me from warrior cats youtube or something #(shout out to the few remaining people who do still know me from warrior cats youtube. the only bitches in this house i truly respect)

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fandomsoda · 11 months

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I think we need to start acknowledging that Underlust’s genocide route is fucking horrific and no one dying is probably the most tragic part.

With death there is a sweet release. With this? Nah that trauma STAYS.

#text post #soda rambles #utmv #undertale au #underlust #sfw underlust (in the sense that there is nothing visual)#technically #tw implied sa #tw discussions of sa #please remain serious and respectful on this post

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moregraceful · 10 months

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put 712 of the worst words ever put in a google doc tonight BUT! it is 712 more words in the google doc than i had yesterday. this fic will be more than 2k, so help me god

#the past six months have been so weird after posting over 200k last year (including the longest fic i've written since bandom)#i think i would have been fine continuing to post 1-3k one shots all year if i had not just had to request extended time off of school #but between that + having no idea if i have a regular schedule at the library + my nonprofit boss sending a harrowing welcome back #i'm like by god jason robertson we are going to take a couple of leisurely 7-10k+ strolls to get you a boyfriend or two this summer #well all that + being horrendously writers blocked on the other two longer projects lmfao oh my god #10k deep in one and every time i open the google doc a portal to hell opens up in my living room #0k into the other bc every time i open my outline another different portal to hell opens up in my shower #i get no rest. i get no peace. every morning i wake up and 5 more demons are- oh my god #bro my fucken train of thought just got completely derailed by spotify. i know i'm the last person in the world to know this but #3oh!3 and big freedia remixed rebecca black's friday?? and it's completely unlistenable?? girls what did you do #3oh!3 kill me bc no time traveler ever took their faces in hand and kissed them gently on the forehead and looked into their eyes #said ''please focus on coloradosunrise it will literally course-correct the trajectory of your career from frat house gimmick to #rowdy but respectable indie edm artists. you can remain true to your warped tour dirtbag origins but you HAVE to develop THAT sound''#like the chainsmokers are a joke but i feel like THAT + ANGRY EMO GIRLS + THEIR TOTAL DISREGARD FOR MARKETABILITY... could have been THEM #when the piano drops?? hello?? i had so many mental breakdowns in college listening to that song they could have defined a generation #like who else is gonna get noah cyrus and ashe and gayle and olivia rodrigo's vision. only warped tour dirtbags.#me @ myself [so lovingly]: what are you talking about. how old are you #me @ myself: talk to me abt earth 2 in which 3oh!3 remixed i got so high that i saw jesus....and it whipped ass #also. i had to google how old i was. THREE TIMES last week.#the minute i turned 32 apparently i was like i'm in my mid-30s now the rest of this decade is NOT my business until i turn 38 #this post was supposed to be an uplifting reminder to myself to keep pushing forward and trying hard and to not let the rot consume me #but i think i just drove off a cliff like fully my god #i need listen to big freedia more she rules #fresno oilers.txt #another banner day in the tags with kasper moregraceful

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dragetunge · 8 months

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TW: SCARS AND TATTOOS HEADCANON PT. 2 (DONT STEAL OR REBLOG) here is the link to part 1 (x)

Here we go with the front view of my favorite sleepy man.

Yes he's missing a nipple. He burned it basically off. Because he is.....himself. He had no feeling in that part at all. Hence he was able to get a tattoo there which is ironic tattoo in my own personal opinion.

#dragetunge #🔥▓◤ALWAYS A TRAINER: Headcanon◥#🔥▓◤A PEACEKEEPER I REMAIN: Musing◥#but #its a little n s f w #also his tattoos on the front are ironic #because he has not had any of that ever #hes a hazard to himself #these are my hcs please be respectful #and dont reblog please #its mine #you can fawn and comment all ya'll like tho

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ashrifts · 4 months

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tbh ran's most respected person being kakucho makes me think that he has a surprising soft spot for people who are genuinely kindhearted and hold on to that despite everything that happens to them... which is WILD considering he's the Opposite of that, but 🩷

#* ›› / * ooc.#its just the way he grew up #kindness as simple and genuine kindness was really hard to come by #he saw the worst in people and thought it was natural that those softhearted would break and become the worst version of themselves too #so seeing ppl like kakucho who went thru terrible things but still remained kindhearted #it made him realize being kind is to be strong too in a way that he himself isn't used to #and he can respect that! even if he does still think its a little foolish #man i rly need to write about his time at the yakuza but im still waiting on wakui to drop some more details first #please water me im a thirsty little flower

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travelling-on-the-octopath · 1 year

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commenting etiquette is so wild, 'cause like. there was this lengthy comment I got recently on a 100k+ fic, and overall it was very sweet, but thrown in there was a subtle "if there was one thing I'd critique . . ." And while I absolutely agree (my grasp on plot and resolution has improved exponentially, which was at the core of the critique), it still didn't sit quite right with me. Obviously whatever you chuck out into the vast unknown is going to get treated however it's going to get treated, and while the comment hasn't left me with an impression of my fic I didn't already have, from what I can see it's far too easy for people to forget that their critique can very quickly become the straw that broke the camel's back. I dunno. It's sad to see authors that are disheartened from continuing, or unable to look at their own work with an objectivity that would actually have them feeling good about it, because what if someone finds a problem I don't?

#fanfic writers aren't paid.#the exchange that exists between creator and reader should remain positive on both ends unless otherwise specifically encouraged.#anyway. that's my nonsense rant for the day.#even if you don't like your fandom's creators. please respect them.#s rambles

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cometrose · 1 year

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i think zhongli and xiao is my favorite relationship in genshin. like i love their interactions and i love their story like no matter what i want them to stay together, like please don't die separately like no matter what chaos or peace ensure please just stay together your both people who have suffered for a long time and deserve to be happy

#i dont care if its romance or family or pure friendship JUST STAY TOGETHER I BEG #dont separate them please #i just want them to be close forever #oh my eyes are watering i think im tearing up #like its the endless devotion on top of the mutual respect #xiao would do anything zhongli asked him to do and they both know this #but zhongli would never force xiao to do anything he didnt want to and they BOTH KNOW THIS #i cry i mourn i weep #its freeing a bird and telling it to spread its wings and be free but the bird wants to spend eternity with YOU #im so weak for the prince and knight trope #idc idc princess and her most loyal knight or ceo and his most loyal secretary #partners in crime and time forever #there is so much love and respect between the two of them like zhongli cares for xiao so much and wants him to be happy #like they might not say 'i love you and i care about you' but theyre gonna show it #its about the bonds? its about the only remaining servant and master?#you don't get it BUT I DO #I understand it too well too deeply I WEEP #zhongli #xiao #genshin impact #zhongxiao #my pookies

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mymitochondriaforpresident · 10 months

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Between Omar’s Sommerprat interview and today being my last day of hell on earth intern year for residency, needless to say I am an emotional wreck.

#i’m trying to remain stoic bc i’m still in a professional setting and surgeons aren’t supposed to Feelings™️#but i am failing miserably #what the hell was that omar 😭😭😭😭😭#(but affectionate)#he is amazing 🤎#not vulnerable my ass!!!#just because he doesn’t talk about what you want…..#and bitch please he said important things #sorry if y’all can’t relate but there aren’t only white people in this fandom lol #and some of us are immigrants or first-gen #so hush 😘😘😘#and the wanting to break the cycle of abuse/neglect from paternal figures in families #i honestly never want to hear people bitching about what he is/isn’t willing to share again #i think he made it clear he doesn’t want to dive deeper into other subject matter #he had a chance to and didn’t so please i am begging let’s respect #like go stan someone else if you don’t like it bye 👋🏼#cause i don’t wanna hear it!!!#🐓🐓🐓🐓🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪#there. i FUCKING said it.#🌺#xoxo your local mitochondria of color <3

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wereshrew-admirer · 2 years

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(i will not fight on tumblr about insects i will not fight on tumblr about insects i will not fight on tumblr about insects i will not-)

#this site is dangerous #twitter is set up to make it easy not to see bad takes if you're careful actually #i've taken it for granted #tumblr make your muting system more accessible please and thank #i want to respect people #and sometimes that means enforcing strict boundaries and remaining ignorant #i don't wnat to know! if you smash bugs for being in your house keep that shit to yourself!#sincerely!#queueing this to avoid making anyone feel targetted #i'm intentionally not interacting with the post i want to practice being normal and making friends instead of alienating myself #but i can't shut up is the thing #so #a compromise

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transvampireboyfriend · 2 years

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finally watched the episode and HOLY SHIT is all i can say right now

#please respect my privacy as i deal with this for the remaining 6hours of my work shift #i watched it on my break and i am SHAKING WITH JOY #WHAT THE FUCK #whatthefuck!!!!!!#wwdits #wwdits spoilers #not really but just in case #nandermo shippers congratulations ohmyfuckinggod #.#microblogging

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angeltrapz · 3 months

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is my dad capable of leaving me alone

#the answer is no apparently :)#im so fucking tired. at the point where i fucking hope they get a divorce #i cant stand to see such a miserable look on my moms face night after night #or my sister crying because hes talking shit abt her interests since he doesnt find them personally interesting #or to see my grandma feel like she has to stay in her bedroom to remain sane #or for ME to feel like im a fucking burden by existing #its worse than its ever been before #connor.vtxt #i just hope it will get better eventually. in whatever way it has to happen #im so tired of feeling like shit every day of my life its getting unbearable #gonna either play minecraft or write some more bc fuck. i gotta do smth #it really does feel like he doesnt consider me a person worth respecting sometimes and im so tired of it #i mean he repeatedly has been triggering me on purpose for months so #someone please tell me its going to get better. thats all i want

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oh-look-car-horns · 26 days

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Wondering what boop count your 3 letter word corresponds to? I gotchu:

Using a python script I wrote, I booped myself 50,000 times, saving an image of my boop-o-meter every 500 boops. Before we get into the results, there are two important limitations to this study that I should mention:

Firstly, because I only recorded the boop-o-meter every 500 boops, if a message appeared for less than 500 boops it may not have been caught.

Secondly, every now and then my computer would lose a boop or two when a click wouldn't register. This is seen in the 500 and 1000 boop images below, which in reality read 498 and 994 respectively. Because of this, boop values are slightly lower than they appear.

With that out of the way, lets dig in.

0-999:

From boops 0-999, the boop-o-meter displays your boop count, and changes color as you boop

Boop count: 0 Boop count: 500 Boop count: 1000

Boop fact: the colors do not change after 1000

LOL:

Between boops 1000 and 1500, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'LOL'. This likely took place at 1000 boops, but maybe it said 'MAX' or sumn for awhile at first? Idk this is already the misinformation website so not my problem.

Boop count: 1500 (actually more like 1490 ish)

More results below the cut

OMG:

Between 1500 and 2000, the boop-o-meter changed to display 'OMG'. Again, this probably happened at 1500 but who knows. Maybe staff made it 1523 for the bit or something.

Boop count: ~2000

WOW:

The boop-o-meter remained at omg until the 3500 boop readpoint, when it switched to 'WOW', meaning this transition happens somewhere between ~2980 and ~3480.

Boop count: ~3500

Boop fact: 'WOW' is the second longest reigning message

*-*:

Between 5000 and 5500 the boop-o-meter switched to '*-*'. You get the idea at this point so I'll speed it up.

Boop count: ~5500

WHY:

The boop-o-meter changed to 'WHY' between 6000 and 6500 boops. For science. That's why.

Boop count: ~6500

PLZ:

Next was 'PLZ', switching between 7000 and 7500.

Boop count: ~7500

AAA:

I'm not sure what bloody urine has to do with anything, but for some reason staff felt is was important to display, switching between 7500 and 8000.

Boop count: ~8000

;_;:

Huh the colon makes that one look weird. 8000-8500.

Boop count: ~8500

Boop fact: That fucking cat haunts me in my dreams

0_0:

I realized after I set my pyautogui script running that my computer wouldn't turn off its screen because of the clicking, so there was a strobing blue light in my room all night. This encapsulated my expression while trying to sleep (8500-9000).

Boop count: ~9000

MAX:

After 9000 it displayed 'MAX'. This was cap. (9000-9500 switch).

Boop count: OVER 9000 (9500)

<33:

I miss my wife. 9500-10,000.

Boop count ~10,000

TUM BLR:

THE HOLY GRAIL. The boop-o-meter switched to displaying 'TUM BLR' between 10,000 and 10,500 boops. Because my actual boop count was slightly behind my theoretical, I'd guess that this change happened at 10,000 boops.

Boop count: ~10,500 (likely switched at 10,000)

Summary:

When charted the boop curve looks as follows:

Boop curve: 0 - 10,000 boops

My script continued to run until 53,000 boops, but no further changes were observed. Again, there were quite possibly more messages at lower boop values, but my ass is not checking. Maybe I should have scaled my sampling accordingly, but it is what it is. Thank you for joining me on this journey, and if you have any corrections or more information, please add it to this post.

Boop fact: Terfs DNI

#boop #boop o meter #april fools #april fool's day #april fools day #python

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ickadori · 5 months

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i think yuji has a thing for spoiled, bratty girls. the ones with borderline bad attitudes, who roll their eyes more than they smile, and scowl and huff when things don’t go their way.

sure, it can be annoying sometimes, but you’re never like that for long, not with him at least. you try, but all he has to do is wrap those steel arms around you and gush about how pretty you are, how he loves you so much, how much he missed seeing you and then you’re like putty in his hands.

you’re sweet, bashful, doting, clingy, glued to his side and rubbing yourself against him like some baby kitten. it’s cute, you’re cute, and he’s head over heels for you.

but like all things, that doesn’t last long either. your moods are fickle, changing at the drop of a hat, and your little outbursts can be explosive, sometimes offensive. yuji usually lets you get your frustrations out, lets you rant and rave while he sits and listens, and then when you’re all tuckered out he’s dragging you into his embrace and whispering comforting words into your skin followed by sweet kisses.

sukuna always tells him how soft he is when he does that - she’ll never respect you if you keep letting her off like that, he says. put her in her fucking place, he hisses. back in my era, the only time a woman opened her mouth around me was to suck my cock, he reminisces.

but yuji isn’t like sukuna, he doesn’t need to do those things to get you back how he likes you most, sweet and soft and eager for his love..but sometimes you really try his patience, so he figured he could do something, nothing close to the cruel things sukuna had suggested, but something to let you know that you couldn’t just do and say whatever you wanted all the time.

he figured he’d take something away from you, like you’d do with a misbehaving child, something that you loved and couldn’t get enough of, no matter how much he gave it to you.

his cock, obviously.

“yuji!” he’s had you like this for a while, your stomach flush against his bedroom wall as he forces you to stand while he squats behind you. you’re dressed in a little skirt and an equally as little top, no panties in sight. the skirt is hiked up around your hips, and he swallows past the lump in his throat as he thrusts the pink dildo into your drooling cunt once again, his ears twitching at the lewd squelch that sounds.

your thighs tremble, knees buckling, and he lets his free hand come down against your ass, his lips soothing the sting after when you let out a whimper. “m’sorry,” he mumbles against your skin, “but you have to stand up straight for me, baby.”

“mm-nn,” you shake your head, and yuji tsks, wrist pulling back to slide the dildo out until only the top remains, and then he’s quickly slamming back in, lips still peppering kisses along the curve of your ass. “ah! i want you, yuji. i wanna feel you..”

“you don’t get my cock until you start being nice to me.” he builds up a steady pace, his breathing ragged as he listens to the squelching coming from your cunt. needing to see it and not just hear it, he pulls his head back, marveling at the way your pussy grips onto the silicone, your slick coating the shaft along with his fingers. “such a pretty pussy for such a mean girl.”

“s-shut up!” he sees you clench, feels the resistance when he goes to push the silicone cock back into you, and he practically salivates as he watches a fresh wave of slick ooze down the shaft.

“see? so mean to me… i shouldn’t play with your pussy at all.” he slips the dildo out of you, jaw going slack as he watches your hole clench around nothing, your desperate protests and pleas falling on death ears. there’s a string of your arousal dripping down between your trembling thighs, and yuji swipes it up with his finger before pushing it into his mouth, lashes fluttering as he groans around the digit.

“please, yuji, m’sorry! i-i’ll be nice, i promise!” you plead and cry, and yuji knows you’re only thinking with your pussy right now, that overwhelming urge to come clouding your mind. you’ll be fussing at him by the end of the night if he gives in, he’s sure of it, but he’s not a mean man. how’s he supposed to tell you no when you beg for him like that? when your pussy weeps for him like this?

he can’t.

it only takes a second for him to free his own cock from his pants, replacing the dildo with the real thing, and he moans loud and guttural when he slips inside, your hot cunt wrapping around him like a vice. “fuck, baby.” his pelvis grinds into the fat of your ass, his hands pinning yours against the wall above your head as he thrusts in and out of you. “you feel so good.”

“yuji,” you keen, and he knows you and your body well enough to know that you’re milliseconds away from coming.

“you gonna come?” he breathes in your ear, low and raspy, and you weakly nod, his name leaving your lips like a chant, and the muscles in his thighs and calves flex as he bends at the knee to fuck you at a slightly different angle, tip of his cock pushing into that spot that always leaves you a babbling, sniffling mess. “go ahead and come, baby. make a mess.”

that’s all the encouragement you need before you’re creaming around his cock, pussy clenching and fluttering around him as declarations of love tumble free from your lips, and he wonders how long it’ll take for you to change your tune this time.

#yuji x reader #jjk smut #++ yuji #IM ILL #MY BFFFF #i have 10 million thoughts about him and will probs only write like 7 at most v.v #++ yuji/brat

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yandere-writer-momo · 4 months

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Yandere Headcanon: Worship

Yandere Forgotten God (tentacle monster) x GN Reader

TW: Tentacles, teratophillia, gore, dubcon, and yandere themes

He was an ancient chaos god, one that was once revered amongst humans a millennium ago. But over time he had been forgotten when his fishing village had become a city. Now he was nothing more than a tall tale. A god with no name. He no longer had a humanoid form but was now a blob of black tentacles. It was shameful how far he had fallen from grace from his own pride. He should have made sure he was never forgotten.

The god shouldn’t have been so cocky to believe that monk couldn’t seal him away but alas, this was the punishment he deserved for his insatiable greed.

So when you arrive to his shrine and accidentally break the millennium old ward, he’s shocked. Have his own prayers finally been answered? Has someone come to free him from this lonely existence?

“I’ve heard there was once a god of chaos here so I have come to pray to you… please hear my plea.” You then bowed down in respect to the shrine and cried a bit. “I do not wish to be married off to some senile, corrupt man. Please god, if you hear me, save me.” You cried before him. You wanted to be saved before married you off to some old nobleman. You shared your woes of how this man made your city nearly inhabitable with his high taxes and of his salacious behavior. How could he not be swayed? He felt obligated to help you.

And so the god did what he did best, he wreaked havoc. He used his supernatural abilities to cause a landslide onto that nobleman’s home, killing him instantly. Now you no longer had to worry about being a stupid old man’s property. You could continue on with your life worshipping him! Your god!

You visited his shrine daily and left him small offerings. Ones that he would have rejected in the past but was positively thrilled to have now. The god began to love you. How could he not be drawn to your genuine gratitude? He couldn’t remember the last time someone had been this thrilled with him… it must’ve been over a thousand years ago now? He didn’t know…

What he loved most about you was your smile. It warmed his heart and he adored it. You were his world and he wanted to be more humanoid for you…

When your visits became less frequent, he used that time away from you to try to shape his body once more. He wanted to be with you. To hold you. To touch you, but he couldn’t do that as a shapeless blob of tentacles… but he could if he was more humanoid.

And so here he was with a mostly humanoid body with functioning male reproductive organs… save for the tentacles that remained attached to his back. His face was picturesque but his extra limbs weren’t… it didn’t matter. He would do so much for you, more than any human man. You didn’t entirely have a choice.

The god diligently worked on his shrine to make it more inhabitable for you as well. He needed it to be perfect so the two of you could be here for all eternity together. Him and his savior! His beloved devotee!

When you returned to his shrine after a week of not seeing him with bruises on your face, he was livid. Who had harmed you? Why would they hurt you? Hurt his destined spouse? How dare they… how dare they.

You shared your woes and prayed for salvation once more, this time from your family. They believed you to now be bad luck due to the nobleman’s sudden death and began to verbally and physically abuse you. You looked so miserable… just like him. His poor, precious worshipper didn’t deserve such treatment. No. They deserved to be worshipped.

The god now had enough power to leave his shrine due to your generous offerings. Your worship gave him the power to become a great chaos god once more.

And the god once more inflicted his wrath upon your enemies. This time he tore them apart limb from limb, starting from their mouths to their hands and eventually to their feet. He wished to start out by ripping out the tongues that spat venomous words at you. To break every bone in their hands and feet for the pain they inflicted on you. For every sin committed against you, he would inflict it back tenfold.

This is the first time you were able to see his true form as well… you were so silent the entire time of his massacre of your family. Was he so gorgeous that you were speechless? How cute his darling was!

You began to sob when he held your face between his blood coated palms. The smell of iron was too much for you that you began to retch but he was oblivious that he was the reason of your disgust and fear. Those damn humans must be too much for you to be around… perhaps he should whisk his spouse away?

So he did just that. His arms and tentacles tightly wrapped around you as he whisked you off to your new home together. The revamped shrine. He hoped you’d love it since he worked so hard on making it habitable for the two of you!

You struggle in his grip but he doesn’t relent. You must be shy… how cute!

You try to push the tentacles from you, but they merely wrap around your form to gently massage you. He needed to calm you before you hurt yourself… it was okay!

“Be not afraid, my dear.” His voice made you jump in surprise but he chuckled. “I’m not going to hurt you… you’re my beloved after all. My savior.”

“You’re the god of this shrine…” you whispered softly, which made the god eagerly nod. “You’re Xeros.”

Yes! That was his name! The one he had forgotten over the years. You were so sweet to remember his name…

You don’t even have time to protest before his tentacles wrap around your body in an enticing manner. The extra appendages slip into the waist band of your pants and tease your tight hole. You whine at the sudden touch but more tentacles wrap around your arms and legs to keep you in place

“Your offerings were wonderful but I need a better offering since I eliminated your problem…” Xeros smiled down at you with his hauntingly beautiful face. “I demand you as my offering. You will be my eternal spouse.”

“But I’m just a human- ack!” You gagged on the tentacle that was suddenly shoved into your mouth. Your eyes welled up with tears as the god beamed at you.

“It doesn’t matter to me what species you are. I’m a god. I will always get what I want.” Your back arched when one of his slimy tentacles finally breeched the tight ring of muscles and wriggled inside of you. You moaned loudly at the overwhelming sensation of pleasure that overcame you.

“See? Why would you resist such pleasure?” Xeros leaned to whisper, his hot breath tickled the shell of your ear, “I’m far better than any mortal lover. Don’t you think so?”

Your mind is too cloudy to form a coherent reply, your eyes rolled back in you head as his black tendrils ravish you. The tentacle in your mouth soon replaced with his tongue.

This was the way you should always be. You deserved every orifice of your body to be stuffed to the brim with him. To cry and whine in pleasure that ascends human comprehension. To be his spouse and to lay his eggs.

You deserved to be worshipped as his deity

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