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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will
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love this sentence because it makes it sound like he’s lying about his height. Lestat is six feet tall (source: Lestat)
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i know that when a book describes dragons picking up their riders they probably mean scruffing them by the neck in their mouths like a kitten, but i always imagine something like this
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1. holstein 2. jersey
3. brahman 4. highland
6. texas longhorn 7. black angus
8. brown swiss 9. guernsey
10. watusi 11. hanwoo
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when a man's shirt rides up, exposing the hem of his boxers and his stomach and happy trail
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nightmare how u can just be scrolling thru tumblr and if ur thumb is jn the wrong spot itll just share a post to someone in dms
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need you all to know that the thing that finally tipped me over into reading/watching dungeon meshi was the hundred or so posts showing chimera falin breasting boobily around the dungeon while covered in her own blood and half feral that have taken over my dash. i don't have a dick but i do think with it.
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People are calling women who read ‘spicy’ novels porn addicts on TikTok and when women responded “um. That’s not what addiction is.” People are going “the first symptom of addiction is denial” like okay buddy.
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
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I have been so depressed lately I haven’t been able to post any sturgeons but I saw this on the Great Lakes aquarium Instagram his name is CRACKERS he is a BELUGA STURGEON they are TARGET TRAINING HIM so that he can eventually enter a sling comfortably to get his checkups!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE IS A HOOP GENIUS!!!! GENUIS AT GOING THROUGH A HOOP!!!!!!!!
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