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harrietbarnesblog · 6 months

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Pity party

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Pairing: Yang Jeongin x reader

Warning: a little bit of angst, fluff and cheesy stuff, shitty friends

You smiled at your boyfriend's text. You immediately called him knowing he was online.

“Happy birthday jagiya. I love you so much."Jeongin said as soon as he picked up the call.

“Thank you so much, jeongin. I love you to the moon and back.”

“Can I come over later?”

“I would love that. But I made plans with my friends. We are going to a restaurant together.”

“Fine. I'll see you tomorrow then. I'm going to give a post-bday surprise.”

“What surprise?”

“It won't be a surprise if I reveal it, jagiya.” he giggled.

You both talked a few more hours and then hung up saying good night to each other. You fell asleep with him in your mind.

The next day you woke up and confirmed the plan with your friends they all said they were in. You hopped in the shower and took a nice and long shower. You changed into the dress you bought for your birthday. You looked in the mirror and felt good about yourself. You checked the time it was 12:30 pm. You left the house as the reservation was made at 1:00 pm. You rushed to the place and made it in time.

You sat down on the reserved table. Turns out you were first to show up. The waiter there asked you if you would like to order something but you said later. You scrolled through your insta waiting for your friends to show up. Half an hour went by quickly and still no one showed up. You called your friend one by one. But none of them picked up.

“Would you like to have something, mam?”

“I'll just have soju and a ramyeon please.”

Your hands started to shake as you were hit with the realisation your friends ditched you. You felt tears pricking your eyes.

What if it was a birthday prank? What if they planned to surprise me when I go back to my apartment? You thought to yourself.

The waiter served you the soju and ramyeon. You finished it up quickly and paid the bill. You left there as soon as possible. You didn't wanna be lonelier any longer. You walked all the way back home.

You felt betrayed by your friends. How could they do this to you? How can they just ditch you?

You felt numb…

You opened your door and let yourself in. You slumped your body onto the door and started to cry. You slide down the door.

Your house landline started to ring. You wiped your tears and went to attend the call.

“Hello, y/n speaking.” You said, your voice was wobbly.

“Jagiya, you are still here?”

“I just came back home. “

“Are you alright? You don't sound alright.”

“I'm alright. I gotta go, Jeongin. I have some work to do. Talk to you later. I love you” you said hanging up.

It didn't take another second for you to start crying again.

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You fell asleep on the floor sobbing. You heard someone knock on your door. You lazy got up and opened the door.

It was your boyfriend Jeongin.

“Baby.” You squealed and jumped into his hands. “I missed you so much.”

“I missed you too, y/n. one minute I have a surprise for you. Stand still and close your eyes.”

You obeyed his commands.

Few seconds later he asked you to open your eyes back. He held a big bouquet of flowers in his eyes. Your eyes immediately started to tear up. Cause that was the sweetest thing someone had ever done to you.

He handed the flowers to you. You hugged him tightly. You never wanted to let him go.

You loved him so much and would cherish him forever and ever. There is no bigger heaven than being on the same earth as him.

“I love you so much.” You said.

“I love you too.” He said. “ I have one more surprise. But first let's head inside.”

You entered your house together. You placed the flower on the table.

Jeongin pulled out a jewel box from his pocket. He opened it and pulled a necklace with a heart pendant attached to it.

*Y/n, this necklace is a promise that I'll never leave you. I'll even be here to haunt your ass on your 100th birthday if possible. I'll always come back to you even if I leave. I love you to the moon and Saturn.”

You kiss him, shutting him down from talking. Your mouth moved against his. You could feel him smiling against the kiss. He was all giggly. When you pulled away you rested your forehead against his. He took the necklace and clasped it around your neck.

“You just made my day so much brighter, Jeongin.” you said.

“You make my life brighter, y/n”

“You are so cheesy. Shut up.”

“only for you. And don't act like you don't like it. How did your meeting go with your friends?”

“They ditched me.”

“Those idiots. I'm going to kill them.”

“You are so soft to do it.”

“You are underestimating me, y/n.”

“Shut up.”

“Respectfully.”

He leaned in to kiss you.

#jeongin x reader #jeongin #skz headcanons #skz x reader #skz #stray kids imagines #stray kids x reader #stray kids i.n #i.n x reader

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lucigoo · 1 month

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Weekly Roundup : 24th March - 31st March So I had a pretty productive week this week. I amanged 25,235 words this week, hitting my monthly goal of 40,000 words by writing 72,341 words all month.

Ihave also uploaded 5 things on Ao3, one a new chapter fo my HP/Hobbut crossover and 2 chapters to my corgi fic. Anyway, recs first <3

If I could give my breath away (I would) - StupidFatPenguin - The Hobbit (Bilbo/Thorin, even with having lost his memory, Thorin is so precious in hiw quikly he falls in love Bilbo.)

(s)wiped out - I_did_not_mean_to, sandwich11213 - The Hobbit - (undercurrent of Bilbo/Thorin, the Bagginshield is subtle, but beautiful, and worth the entire fic to get to it this is a work of art, both the fic and the actual art)

When Buttercups Wither Verse - In_love_with_writing002 - The Witcher (Gen, a lovely little Jaskier centric what if series. its clever, funny and cute imo)

Dear Enemy - GingerTodgers - Harry Potter (Harry/Draco, lovely little letter fic, its adorable)

Worlds separated by a garden fence. - TheCuriousCat - The Hobbit (Fem Bilbo/Thorin, one of my fave series, Durins are fae and Bilbo is BAMF!)

Where I go, will you still follow? - ghostinthelibrary - Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Geralt/Jaskier, very suspensful read)

Now for my fics, theres a few this week so hopefully someone enjoys something <3

I want you right here, where you belong:Home with us - My 100th fic, with chapter 2. This will be a long slog fic i think, but im in love with it. Thorin has moved to "The United Kingdoms" with his friends and family. Follow his life as he ends up an unexpected father, Uncle and husband, and extends his family with wizards, witches, centaurs, goblins and, sadly, elves.

ABC's of Avoiding Bullying and Crying A cute litt kid fic one shot. All races have the same lffe span

Thorin is a big grown up 7 year old dwarf. Frerin is a little 5 year old dwarf who is usally bugging Thorin and his friends to play. So why didn't he bother them on this day, and who was he with?

A Home, A Pack, A Place of Love - Chapter 2 and Chapter 3 - I have uploaded 2 chaps of this sepcial fic that i for Razzy's bday and part of my animal Au series (which im still in love with) Bilbo is a corgi and he has become the guardian of a traumatised little corgi pup. He has to leave their cosy home and hope for the best. For him and Frodo. Hopefully he will find a ew place to call home, a new family for him and Frodo, hopefully they will thirve.

The Last Durin Princess returns home - A Dos-centric fic exploring her grief.

The Last Durin Princess returns home, but home is a tomb. A place with ghosts. With her dead borther and her dead sons. When home is no longer home, all it is is a place of pain and heart break. What is the last of her line supposed to do? How is she supposed to go on?

#bagginshield #The Hobbit #Dis #Jaskkier #The Witcher #Harry Potter #draco/harry #geralt/jaskier #Gen #Kid fic #Fem Bilbo

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the-empress-7 · 2 years

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A list of all the things THAT HAVE BEEN CONFIRMED that they/Meghan did behind the BRf's back...as an own-goal...which created friction and made them distrust her -

1. The Vanity fair issue in 2017 (she told them it was to celebrate 100th episode of suits)

2. The love-shield statement by Harry (against Jason Knoufs advice, while Charles was on tour. Seems she wanted Harry to legitimize their relationship even after the VF article)

3. The Vogue UK issue in Sept 2019 (kept a secret for about 8 months)

4. The smart works capsule collection.

5. Promoting Misha nonoos label as part of smart works.

6. The dinky Jen Meyer jewellery merching (which BRF publicly put a stop to in late 2019, around US open)

7. The Elephant documentary. (Going to Lion King with Harry to meet Beyonce. Skipping the Deal memorial for the premier.)

8. Getting permission from queen to do an Invictus documentary but later changing that and doing mental health apple doc with Oprah. (And bashing queen and Charles in it for the 'genetic pain' inflicted upon him.

9. Treating the Aus tour as a vacation and thinking everyone was jealous of her. Taking Messica on the tour as part of emotional support group/stylist. (Gifting Messica a Range Rover as payment is not officially confirmed. Existing articles about it are a but wishy washy)

10. Wanting to release Bench with Vogue UK in 2019 to promote herself in the US market.

11. Collaborating on Finding Freedom (court records show she instructed Jason K to provide material to the authors).

12. Megxit. Planning on the US/Hollywood based career since 2018 and having a Us media team (and keeping them.a secret from her palace staff).

13. Using the Queen, Palace, titles as threat or coersion when something did not go her way (and possibly grabbing deals using those titles).

14. Cutting Harry off from his friends as early as the engagement ( 2017)

15. Secret engagement in early 2017 without the queens permission or informing her (and then waiting for her to get back from Balmoral to ask her permission).

(Remember the Botswana elephant pic with Harry? I suspect that's when they got engaged and she put that pic on her IG as a tease/"sweet nod")

16. Moving in with Harry way back in 2017 (and possibly living in with him for a good year and a half before marriage)

(I suspect that she arranged the VF interview and shoot in London as a flex and to show-off).

17. Hating Nott Cott for being too small and non-glamorous. Then planning to move out or get a fancy place (they leased a cottage in Coltswold)

18. Wearing merch jewellery (the HnM initial jewellery even though Jason K explicitly told her not to draw attention)

20. Deliberately excluding her Dad from the wedding and giving flimsy excuses to the BRF as to why meeting him in Mexico would not be practical. (We always suspected that she did that against the BRFs wishes and pissed them off with those antics alone).

21. Cutting off Harry's friends and later his family by pissing them off, acting superior to them.

22. Deliberately love-bombing male journalists or men in power so they would write favorably about her or do as she wishes. While being abrasive towards female staff or women. ( VF journalist, Pierc Morgan, Scoby, Ed Enninful, Markus, Jason K, Prince Charles, David Foster, Craig Ferguson etc etc etc)

(Treated badly - Catherine, Camilla, Queen, Sophie, all the WAGs of Harry's friends, female staff, RPO, AKelly, UN women etc etc)

23. Trying to cut William and Catherine out Harry's life by saying they are jealous of her popularity.

24. Wearing the blood diamonds in Fiji and then again for Charles bday even though PC himself asked her not to)

25. Trying to open a shady foundation with the help of her US agents to dipost the earnings she makes from her royalling.

26. Being too gung-ho about projects, throwing a million ideas and then changing her mind constantly. Being a mean boss.

27. Competing with the Queen, Camilla and Catherine for popularity by deliberately releasing pics, projects, papwalks or articles about herself on their important days.

28. Demanding a separate salary as a working royal. (And asking for all her expenses to be paid by Charles).

29. Harry's asking to be involved in the working of duchy of Cornwall and expecting to be paid for it (and getting pissed that it wasn't possible)

30. Being jealous of Williams and George's position as future Kings, and being paranoid about become irrelevant as a brand in a few years. (Hence leveraging their royal titles for fame, adoration and money)

31. Trying to sabotage Charles because he wanted to slim down the monarchy for financial reasons.

32. Securing Netflix, Spotify, quibi in 2019 before megxit. Planning megxit and the drama to justify these deals.

33. Demanding a wedding more expensive than will and Kate. Expecting a bank holiday to be declared for her wedding. Not planning anything well (and so PC and BP staff had to step in to arrange basic things)

34. Asking the wedding choir for constant re-do (12 times, and then rejecting the final selection anyway).

35. Rejecting the queen and Charles attempts to reconcile her with her side of family.

40. Stood up Charles for his documentary at the last minute.

41. Inviting celebs for her wedding even though she had never met them.

42. Receiving freebies as a royal (so far confirmed is Soho Amsterdam getaway, Jen Meyer jewellery, things she promoted on SR ig, private jets from Rich celeb friends)

43. Demanding separate staff from the Cambridges and being salty for being put under the BP umbrella (they did not like the checks and rules and hid everything from BP)

44. Rejecting palace doctors and deliberately creating controversy with bump clutching for publicity (she was angry palace asked her to remain low-key and to stop patting her belly so much lol)

45. Going behind Williams back and love-bombing Charles. Going behin Charles' back and trying to cosy in with the queen. Insulting queens staff and bad mouthing them in interviews to undermine the queen in the public's eye.

46. Using the Diana template and trying to be Diana 2.0 as a branding strategy. And resorting to self-victimisation to become popular against the best of advice from her UK advisors.

47. Rejecting South Africa as a place they could move to after the palace arranged for the couple to spend their initial years there (this to you dermine Harry and emotionally manipulate him, I believe)

48. Reading everything about themselvesand then berating staff to correct opinions on Tumblr, LSA, YouTube etc. (Doxing bloggers who were critical of her)

49. Weaponizing her fandom, Sussex squad (they acknowledged a super sugar, Scoby frequently collaborates with them, they acknowledged fundraisers etc)

50. Being work-shy. And barging in on Harry's patronages for publicity. Dragging him away in the middle of conversations. Excessive PDA.

51. Oprah interview. And using that to push the racism angle, jealousy angle and suicide angle. (As a retaliation for taking away Harry's patronages)

52. The exorbitant NYC baby shower. Getting freebies from companies as gifts. Saying Serena comped for the shower when it was a publicity stunt and merching gig.

53. Lying to queen about Lily's name. And lying to public.

54. Blackmailing BRF for jubilee using the kids as a bargaining chip. (And then walking off in a huff when rejected)

Please note: These are the things that I believe the BRF got to know about or knew about. Things that are provable with actual reciepts. Proved either in articles over the years or various books published so far. I'm not including the things she "may" have done or rumours or hear-say.

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THIS. SUBMISSION. IS. EVERYTHING.

Can I tell you what I consider to be the most heinous on the list? It's the merching. Her merching was completely against the BRF's financial code of conduct, never mind that fact that universally everyone would agree that a public servant who uses their office for personal profit is CORRUPT.

I am not diminishing the hurt that she caused her staff or even the Cambridges, but I simply cannot abide by people who abuse the public trust and not to mention misuse hard-earned tax payer money. Which is exactly what Meghan did. Every penny spent on her was to prop her up and only her.

My problem with Meghan has always been about her deception and her behavior and this incredible list by you is the proof.

#submission #receipts

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jackhues · 3 months

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his 100th goal on his bday!!!!!!

#leafs lb

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thatonedelusiongirl · 11 months

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so my dad has this friend ima call him B bc his name starts with a B anyways today was his bday an he’s 33 i believe now perfect age tbh anyways he sat next to me at the dinner table an i made sure my feet didn’t accidentally touch his legs or anything an im wearing some shorts that ride up my ass atp we can just said booty shorts an i got a fatty ( i don’t ) anyways we where chatting an i asked if he had a real name an he said yeh it’s B an i was like so it’s just B no last or middle or first name ? an he said that is my last name but i hate my first an middle an then gave me clues an my dads gf guessed his first name an i got the middle lol but he’s handsome like i think i have a chrush on him ngl like hes a lil chonky but in a hot way he’s got that teenage mohawk type look an blue eyesss i love blueee eyes so anyways he was telling stories from last year wen my dad was on meth ( i didn’t want anything to do with him then ) anyways they where funny an then i shook his hand an said nice too meet you for the 100th time ??? 🤨 an he laughed an said see you the 4th an i was like huh an he said of july and i was like OHHHH SHITTT anyways i think i’ve gained a new chrush on a man who’s my fathers bsf an idk how i should feel or what i should do lmao AN THIS MF WAS A TEACHER !!

#this is a cry for help #i have daddy issues #i need therapy #i need more therapy #teacher crush #idk anymore #i’m losing my mind #my dad is gonna murder me if i try to seduce his young ass bsf #i hate my brain #why am i like this #i need serious mental help

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sldkfjskdfjlsdk · 2 months

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Happy birthday maile

, I was never smiling, I had a scared/confused/blank face most of the time, if I ever smile it was momentary, they recorded me all by myself struggling with whatever I was doing, crying for mom , and they talk to me like a literal dog, “stay”, and the videos always cut right before I start crying a lot

On my 100th bday

“How’s her sleep schedule”

“Perfect she sleeps from 10 pm to 7 every day”

“She sleeps straight?”

“Yup”

They talked to me like a dog, made scolding noises like you would to an animal, I didn’t seem to like my dad and wanted my mom but my mom seems so disconnected from me when she holds me, and there’s barely videos of her holding me

I kept crawling to her while she was recording at age 1 when I was supposed to be reciting letters my dad showed me and she said “move back I can’t get you [on the camera/video]” and my dad raises his voice when I didn’t know a letter . I was 1

I hated that camera, they took videos up until maybe 3rd grade , it was a barrier between me and my parents, and it was a fake connection that made fake memories

It all comes together like this

I can't deny it any more

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castle-dominion · 8 months

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castle 7x1 driven

the finding castle episode liveblog

previously yeah yeah I watched the last ep a week ago it's fine

Oh no he dead

Bros hold her back

yeah hot af.

(surprised alexis & martha aren't doing the same)

Noooo they are muddying Yet Another wedding dress!!!!

Dun dun dun he ain't there!

Esposito helping becks up the hill <3

(wow ryan hair)

I wonder if they filmed parts of this the previous season before hiatus

He's right, change, but it would be Cool to see becks doing Cop Stuff in her wedding dress. Just like. Tie it up lol.

what was that little skip there in ryan's run?

uh Tell Him why

mum noticed the red tail light stuff.

Oh no pieces.

Dragged him away

Love rysposito half fancy. Reminds me of 4x1 look

See? turned on remotely! Things u can do! But castle's never could be, after that debacle w/ bracken & beckett? no way.

Fruit stands my beloved.

See? how WOULD you remember that? unless it went TWICE!

Love how they have those windbreakers.

"Not far the way I’m going to drive."

Why is my man running away if he's a normal guy?

good frame rate

*checking the gps on his phone* love it

oh NO it's getting CRUSHED lmao I loVE it!

early title card

Ooh car maze!!! I love it!

she just TACKLES him!

Love rysposito holding her off.

love the chains.

becks uh beckett my dude chill CHILL

AFTER THAT THERE'S NINE MORE!?!?

Looks like it is the same day still. Beckett changed at the wedding but she is wearing the same clothes now at the precinct & rysposito have changed too now

esposito looks so Happy!

(nice pic they are using for castle lol)

JE: So you can do what to him? (off her look) I was watching. Getting booted of the force is not going to help anything.

It's just like s4 finale/s5 premier

conveiniently lousy

Gates my beloved <3 (but she should be booted off the case) Oh wait nvm. unless you give me cause to.

sus fbi moments

friends & family & also just regular employees

In the event hhh

connors is right that IS sus.

it MIGHT have smth to do w her.

It's like that sammy keyes final book!

communication!!!

Alexis looks so unwell jhfsjksdlfj

MR: Your father will be home before you know it.

Me: How long is the show's hiatus?

Who's bringing the coffee? Becks it's obv not going to be castle

Esposito. He really loves her.

(someone had to bring her coffee. idk if I'll liveblog the audio commentary)

*knowing bracken himself is not behind this, esp not this early on*

3xk, mickey barbozza was the most recent one,,,

Esposito's scar is so Something

*knowing it isn't exactly castle's dad*

Vinny the scar!

Yeah he accused him of murder!

"What can I do to help?"

I love vinny

"this I did not know"

love the grey area love vinny love this stuff. Wait is it vinny or vinnie?

Already in the morning?

Panini <3

"that does not happen" I love the scar

*is castle* (that's not how it works)

JE: getting mad

Love ryan & esposito taking two different angles

Ryan give her a hug

that's true! we already have this stuff w 3xk!

girl he took voice lessons to sound like esposito he could surely take body movement lessons

(btw love the outfits & ig lighting too & all this stuff & the acting is good too.)

Martha sus.

Makes sense to me. Run off the road by an suv of COURSE I'd pay to have it crushed! it made me mad!

Exceot he asked for it to be crushed before!! it ran him off.

Martha sounds happy he's alive while becks sounds mad he's lying

it's authentic. & terrific?

{Why was CASTLE the one to pay for the car to get crushed tho?}

yeah why WASN'T castle under duress?

walking away from bekett would also mean walking away from alexis, that would NOT happen?

Vinnie turned over the money to help his friend Castle!

Mum guessed it was her wedding gift, like for castle's bday the 100th episode.

Call castle's dad

Love the handwriting & the montage scene.

WHERE HER MOM'S MURDER BOARD WAS HHH

Shawn Wash. Love how it's the same two paragraphs repeated over & over lol. Good set design. Well idk but fun set design.

SHE'S CALLING ALL THE WAY TO FRANCE! does she speak french fluently? or just some?

the chair!

noooo closing the shutters!

*little boat*

reminds me of that book where the mom was mentally ill so they couldn't ask for help when they were trapped in the boat.

"this is the USA coast guard, please move."

'this is the canadian lighthouse, that's not gonna happen'

What if you are knocked out & CAN'T ANSWER that u need help?

it wasn't the MIDDLE of the atlantic ocean babes!

THREE BULLET HOLES???

Like peter at the tomb

worst part is SHE didn't do anything to get him back, it just took time & a bullet shot boat

alexis <3

my man has a sunburn

going to be in a coma or smth. Girl chill it's ok. Don't expect him to wake up..

not treat him but... LOOK at him... soOOOO GOOD

yucky coffee.

esposito asking the hard questions. We need a devil's advocate!

ryan's pants look odd with that jackett or at least in this lighting

*beckett right behind them*

take a drink every time u hear the word dinghiy

Yay coast guard captain

my man is so smart.

Was she on the screen call with him at the hospital?

"henry jenkins" or so he's called

a month ago?

lmao look at those rods.

blue blue blue eyes omG

stole his clothes lol

key SEWN into his pants?

so he WAS shot!

a few WEEKS ago???

the other guy said nobody was home.

love the use of the word negative instead of just no.

*thinks the garbage bags contain castle's body parts before remembering he's in the hospital*

two person tent. Looking at the interior it looks more like a five folk tent. (well five if they sleep in mummy bags & head to toe)

"or some kids hanging around taking it for a joyride"

why wouldn't "they" clean up the tent?

late 30s (early 40s)

*takes esposito with her*

the tux would not be put away that way but I'll take it. Esposito is so mad at castle.

his wedding shoes!

his watch!

he was tracking the news to see if they had been able to find/rescue him yet

martha is so happy!

first thing he did was ask for you!

RC: Just so you know, the doctor said that kissing will speed my recovery.

I could clip

yeah it IS supposed to be a joke. I deal with being in a car collision with humour! We keep having crap to deal with when we are trying to get married, it's just so silly silly!

he's a writer he needs to start at the beginning

I think u can tell he is not faking it

he looks so exaasperated when he says "I was unconscious!"

Right yes. why?

I might ask "has it been a year?" or smth bc I'm Dramatic ( if i was castle)

I'd ask if it was supposed to be a joke. I'd ask for proof.

except if he planned this & called vinnie in the morning, he would have had to plan it & he'd remember things before the wedding accident! (techinically not an accident)

bc I want to go there!

Remember Jeremy?

esposito outfit nice, lighting too hard for me to pic. grey or black or navy with a v dark red tie. some pattern (caused by the weave I think, not actual dye)

ryan taking explanations & facts.

lmao tiny little crime scene box!

she's going to cry skdjflskdjfl I love i hate I love this

did he write it in his coma dream? is it an AU

except castle DID set it up! he was the one who set this up!

RC: Yeah, on the INLAND side!!! Not on the ocean side.

he did camp here tho!

some old guy

Not the same guy bwa bwa BWAAAAA

walk & talk

(ryan outfit <3)

Why the setup to be there? what about the evidence?

JE: Mm hmm castle. THEY faked it sure

Fenkins

Remember Jeremy? I want to see more of him I want to see the updates!

alexis is old enough to drink

I love how he moves his hand counter clockwise for tangled & then clockwise for untangled when he talks with his hands there

you DO lose hope & then you get it back!

staring at it was so sweet!

everyone has chairs by their desks!

Almost shot him? srs becks? ew lol

RC: Well, it’s not the same. I can’t remember. Though I do know I missed you terribly. Because there’s no way I wouldn’t.

(could clip)

this is soooo sweet

#castle 7x1 #castle 7x1 spoilers #castle 7x1 quote #the finding castle episode #plot heavy

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livingprophecy · 3 years

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i need everyone to know that on 3/10, i’m going to be insufferable, because i won’t ever really do muse birthdays on this blog (it’s really hard to keep them all straight), but bucky barnes is turning 96 and everyone needs to say happy birthday to the old man.

#&. 𝐎𝐔𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 ) i begin to realize my only enemy is me.#BUNKY'S BIRTHDAY IS COMING !!!!#1925 :'))))#if i'm still on this hellsite in 4 years #(and tumblr hasn't fucking imploded which it may not have)#then his 100th bday is going to be FUCKING INSANE #i will go all out #but for now!!! JAIME IS GONNA BE 96 #it's a very important day

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mocweepe · 4 years

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WAIT... (don rb)

#dat bastarda fucking friens hasn been wearing masks da last time dey visited.. FUCK no #i h8 sunnys brxther so fucking much holy hell NO #n 2morrow dxds bringing dem over 4 a bday 'party' firsly #im not gon fucking eat shit off of a cake if h1s brx blows out candles #n im also forcing dihs mfers 2 sanitize da living room n NEWHERE FUCKING ELSE dohs mfers go #i am NOT staying n da living room. i will b n da doorframe if our presense iz ABSOLUTELY needed but were not fucking goung newhere near dohs #mfers idgaS how mean we look #NO #he wans his little asshole friens over dey where masks n da place iz sanitized PERIOD #(n yes dey R assholes. dxd said da r-slur months ago n we were telling him y not too 4 da 100th time #n brxs frien thot itd b SO FUCKING FUNNEY 2 jus repeat da r-slur over n over n didn stop till we YELLED at him. i was forced 2 yell at a #we* goddamn stranger!!!!!!!! we don do dat!!!!!!!!!! deyre fucking pieces of shit)#zombite #soz i don usually feel strong emotions but i get angry 😔

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konan-supernova · 6 years

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#happy birthday steve!!#steve rogers #not sanders sides #mcu #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #i know his bday is 1920 in the comics but its 1918 in the mcu so #happy 100th!!#bucky barnes #let bucky sleep

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jaesqueso · 3 years

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Challenge accepted (m)

pairing: frat!yuta x frat female!reader x frat!jaehyun

summary: you make a comment that turns into a bet that ends up turning on you

word count: 2,600

warnings: crack and smut, this is basically a threesome with bald Yuta and Jaehyun so proceed at your own risk

a/n: happy bday my dear mel, look what you made me do! I love you so much and I hope you enjoy this ❤

☽ ・・・・・ ☾

You roll your eyes for the 100th time tonight as Yuta and Jaehyun keep bragging about how all the girls are whipped for them.

“One look, that’s all it takes.” Jaehyun says with that cocky smile of his.

“Say what you want but this hair…” Yuta runs his hands through his undeniably beautiful long locks. “They go crazy.”

“Definitely!” Jaehyun almost jumps off his seat. “The way they grab it when you go down on them…”

“Is that all you guys are going to talk about tonight?” You finally interrupt the conversation pointing at the notebooks long forgotten on your coffee table study suddenly became non important.

“And what’s wrong with that?” Jaehyun raises his eyebrow.

“Like you wouldn’t want a piece of this.” Yuta smirks teasingly running his hand through his chest.

Not that you never thought about it, being friends with these two frat boys was hard on your body heat but you wouldn’t cross the line for friendship sake. And because they already got it on with most girls around campus.

“Well this project is not going to do itself.” You try to change the subject. “But you two rely on that hair too much, you wouldn’t be picking up any chicks if you were bald.”

“Dude what the hell, why would we be bald?” Jaehyun takes his hand to his chest showing how hurt he was by your words.

“You know what?” Yuta is intrigued. “That actually sounds like a challenge.”

“Wait, what challenge?” Jaehyun asks widening his eyes.

“Let’s shave our heads.” Yuta casually said.

“Like you’d ever do that.” You laugh in disbelief.

“You don’t think we would?” Jaehyun turns on his competitive side and gets up. “Oh we’re doing this! We’ll prove it’s not about our hair, it’s our charm.”

“Right!” Yuta gets up joining the other. “Challenge accepted!”

They extend their hands to you but you just laugh. After a few seconds you calm yourself down seeing the serious look on their faces.

“Wait, are you serious?” You tilt your head still not believing it.

“Oh yeah.” Jaehyun confirms.

“Dead serious.” Yuta adds.

“But…” You really want to see this happen but it can’t be this easy. “You can’t do like a short buzz, you need to shave it all off and pass a razor to really clear those heads.”

“Wait what, that wasn’t the agreement-” Yuta starts complaining but gets interrupted.

“You’re on!” Jaehyun grabs your hand shaking it just eager to win a bet.

“But there’s a party tomorrow at the frat house.” Yuta silently tells Jaehyun but you hear it.

“Well, what a great opportunity to show your game!” You smirk.

Finally going back to the school work you can barely concentrate thinking about the possibility of this really happening. As they leave your place a few hours later you have a laugh before going to bed eagerly wanting for the party.

The next day you meet up with some of your friends and head up to the frat house. Moving through the crowd and greeting some people you know, you head to the kitchen to get a drink. As you’re pouring beer on your cup two girls pass by you, laughing hard.

“Why would they do that?” One says almost out of breath.

“They look so ridiculous!” The other can’t even keep her eyes open from laughing so hard.

After your first sip you spit it all out seeing the reason why they were like that.

“Oh shut up.” Yuta says pulling his hood over his head.

“I can’t believe you actually did it!” You pat your leg as you can’t help laughing when you see that the two boys shave their heads like you dare them to.

“You should know we take bets very seriously.” Jaehyun says through clenched teeth as he pulls a beanie from his pocket and puts it on his head.

“Well guys, I’m guessing it’s not going exactly as planned…” You tease as another group of girls pass by the kitchen giggling and pointing at them. “C’mon, don’t give up, a bet is a bet and don’t tell me you did this for nothing.”

You take off the hood from Yuta’s head a grab Jaehyun’s beanie putting it inside your purse.

“Now go and pick up some girls. And make sure to get some proof you actually did something with them!” You wink as you exit the room to join the party.

Maybe because the music was really good, maybe because you were enjoying the dare, but you were having the time of your life. For a couple of hours you didn’t see the two guys but you could tell they were around as from time to time more and more girls had a laugh at their expense.

After dancing and drinking for a long time you decide to go outside to get some fresh hair. When you step to the backyard you see two shiny heads sitting by the pool.

“So I’m guessing it’s not going well.” You smirk and they turn back rolling their eyes. “I guess your charm is not worth much without hair uh?”

“We literally talked to every girl at this party.” Yuta shakes his head in disappointment. “This was a stupid bet, we do need our hair, you were ri-”

“Wait!” Jaehyun suddenly gets up. “There’s still someone we haven’t tried.”

“Hey, you’re right.” Yuta now stands next to Jaehyun with his signature smirk.

You raise your eyebrow as they walk towards you, not really understanding where they’re going with this.

“What do you say?” Jaehyun asks, clearly not talking to you.

“Not that I never thought about this before…” Yuta replies. “Think she’ll be strong enough to take us both?”

You widen your eyes.

“What do you say baby, think you can take us both?” Jaehyun now speaks to you.

“W-What?” You nervously chuckle. “You’re not assuming I’d do any of you right?”

“Oh we’re not assuming anything.” Jaehyun stands right by your side tugging a strand of your hair behind your ear.

“We know you want this too.” Yuta whispers in your other ear.

“Y-You guys are crazy.” You step back and go back inside the house.

You hurriedly search for a bathroom, desperately needing to freshen up. When you see the huge line you groan in annoyance and head upstairs to try another one. Luckily there was someone getting out and no one waiting so you sneak in and lock the door.

You open the water and splash it on your face. You can’t possibly be thinking about having sex with those two, not when you’re their last choice because they have no one else and specially not when they look like that. But as you stare at yourself in the mirror you can’t deny the heat running through your body when they stood so close to you.

Taking a deep breath you tell yourself this is a stupid idea and you can’t let it happen, you’ll just have to avoid them until you leave and that’ll be it. As you open the door you gasp when the two people you definitely do not want to see right now lean against the wall in front of the bathroom.

“C’mon princess, don’t be a buzz kill.” Jaehyun tilts his head.

You gulp and turn to leave but Yuta catches your wrist.

“Tell me you never thought about this.” He says in a low voice. “Forget the bet and all that. Tell me you never thought about us this way.”

As much as you try there’s no denying you have touched yourself before thinking about both of them using you in the most naughty ways. You curse under your breath opening the door next to the bathroom and making sure nobody’s inside.

“Are you coming or not?” You quickly ask seeing them still in the hallway. “You better hurry before I change my mind.”

Like two kids on Christmas morning they rush inside the room closing the door. You look around the space, not really sure what to do.

“Who’s room is this?” You question.

“Who cares?”

With a quick pull at your arm you turn around and feel Yuta’s lips against yours. The kiss is hungry but hypnotising, just as you expected of him. You didn’t even notice Jaehyun already took off his shirt and came behind you kissing from your exposed shoulder to your neck.

You raise your arms as both of them lift up your dress and throw it on the ground. Even in the dim lights of the room you can see them smirking as they see you were wearing no bra. Jaehyun cups your naked breasts as he grinds his bulge against your ass and you let out a whimper. You then help Yuta out of his own shirt before he takes your mouth again, pressing his body against yours as if trapping you between him and the other boy.

In a mix of kisses, bites and groping, their pants come off too and next thing you know you get thrown on the bed. Jaehyun kisses up your leg stoping at your thigh to tug his fingers on your panties dragging them off of you. At the same time you feel Yuta get on the bed too and from the corner of your eye you see him palm himself through his underwear.

You squeal as Jaehyun’s strong hands pin your thighs down to the mattress leaving your throbbing core in full display for him. Yuta swallows your moans with his mouth as Jaehyun’s tongue starts licking your overly wet folds. After a long sloppy kiss, Yuta moves down to pay attention to you breasts both with his mouth and his hands.

As you feel yourself get closer and closer to your high with these two boys worshipping every inch of your body, you lower your hand to tug on Jaehyun’s hair in hopes to press his face against your pussy. But all you feel is a smooth surface and you remember how they shaved their heads and managed to look ridiculous.

“What are you laughing at?” Yuta violently grabs your face forcing you to look at him.

But as you look up you see his shinning scalp and you can’t hold in your laugh.

“Oh, this will shut you up.” Without a warning Yuta shoves his dick down your throat making you choke on his length.

You grab his thigh blinking away the tears forming in the corner of your eyes as you try to breathe through your nose.

“Not so funny now, huh?” Yuta smirks as he keeps thrusting into your mouth.

You’re not sure why this is arousing you so much, all you know is that your orgasm is just around the corner and when you feel it coming you tap on Yuta’s leg in hopes to free your mouth. Luckily he gets the message just in time for you to moan loudly as you cum all over Jaehyun’s mouth and fingers.

“Fuck, you taste so good.” He says licking all your juices spread on his face.

“Now, won’t you be a good girl and thank Jaehyun for the nice job he did?” Yuta tells you and the other boy sits down on the bed gesturing for you to come closer while he gently strokes his cock.

“Yes, princess, show me how much you enjoyed that.” Jaehyun smirks as you seductively get on all fours and crawl towards him, eyes fixed on his big hard dick.

You lick your lips before you start kissing the tip and tasting his pre-cum. Delicious, just like you imagined.

Jaehyun lets out a very pleased moan as you open your mouth and start to take him inch by inch. You then feel Yuta’s fingers rubbing your wetness making your squirm as you’re still sensitive from the orgasm you just had.

“It’s ok kitten, relax.” You hear him say from behind you as he gently rubs your ass with his other hand.

Slowly you start bobbing your head up and down Jaehyun’s cock, holding on to his thighs as he leans back and enjoys the view, biting his lip as the vibrations from your muffled moans increase the pleasure.

Suddenly you feel Yuta’s fingers abandoning your needy pussy but before you can complain a much bigger thing starts stretching your hole.

“Damn baby, you feel so good around me.” Yuta groans as he starts pounding into you.

With every thrust your body goes forward making you take more of Jaehyun’s member in your mouth. A lot of times before you imagined getting fucked by your two friends but never in a million years you thought it would feel this good. You’re practically drooling all over Jaehyun’s shaft while your pussy is creaming around Yuta’s length.

As you keep sucking him you feel Jaehyun’s cock twitch inside your mouth and from Yuta’s curses under his breath you can tell they’re both close and honestly soon you might be cumming again too.

“Switch with me.” Jaehyun tells Yuta pulling your head from his lap.

“Why?” Yuta keeps slamming into you.

“Because I don’t want to cum in her mouth. C’mon dude!” Jaehyun insists.

“And who put you in charge?” Yuta asks now halting his movements.

“Oh my god, just shut up and keep fucking me!” You shout annoyed.

“My pleasure princess.” In a quick swipe Jaehyun turns you around so that you’re laying on your back.

You bite your lip as he brushes the tip of his dick between your folds, trying not to beg for him to just put it inside you. But he seemed to understand how desperate you are and he shares the same feeling.

You hear a low groan as he finally aligns with your hole and pushes himself inside. You close your eyes and arch your back when he starts moving in and out of you at a steady pace.

Loving the way Jaehyun is fucking you, you almost forget there’s someone else in the room. You look to your side and see Yuta stroking himself as he watches you two. You replace his hand with yours and move it at the same speed you’re getting pounded at.

“I’m so close.” Jaehyun moans taking his hand to your clit and rubbing circles on it.

As your attention re-focuses on him, Yuta feels neglected so he overs your torso and lays his dick between your boobs. Squeezing them together around his length he moves his hips back and forward.

Yuta curses under his breath and by the way he fucks your breasts you can tell he’s close. To encourage him you open your mouth and stick out your tongue. A few more thrusts and he shoots his hot cum that ends up all over your face and neck.

Closing your eyes you feel yourself reaching your high too and you squeeze your walls around Jaehyun’s cock with a loud moan. And just like a train of orgasms Jaehyun is next to spill his seed inside you.

Both guys get off of you and lay one at each side of your tired body. You all take a minute to catch your breaths and realise what just happened.

“You know,” you say as you gather some of Yuta’s cum from your neck with your fingers and lick it off, “for a couple of bald guys you do know how to fuck a girl out.”

The guys exchange a look and high five over you making you laugh as a stupid bet became one of the best nights of your life.

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