The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad

AYYYY OHHHHH I MISMANAGE-A THE WEBSITE I BAN-A THE TRANSAGIRLS

asexuals are queer pass it on

A very underrated part of Phantom Blood is when Dio tearfully pleads that his abused and impoverished upbringing is to blame for his villainy and he only lost sight of what it meant to be good as a result of his alcoholic father, then Speedwagon, a man we can infer has a very similar origin story, emerges from the shadows out if nowhere and says "Nah dude you just fucking suck."

The most depressing thing about elections these days is that you will find out that many of your fellow citizens will actually vote for a party that hates women, non-white people, lgbtqia+ people, disabled people and more, a party with ties to neonazi organisations that explicitly does not want to improve anything economically and minimises climate change on top of it.

Most people seem to prefer hurting people they don’t care for above even protecting themselves.

What a sad, disgraceful display.

Dude, how can it be that every single fucking thing about US politics trends on here immediately, yet when 27 countries in the EU vote and there's a historic, alarming lurch to the right (far right parties have won the elections in Italy, Austria and France), it's not even trending? In Germany, the AFD, a right-wing populist, anti-democratic, racist party with a wing that is officially extremist (read: Nazis) and is in parts monitored by the office for the protection of the constitution, is the second strongest party (also among 17-24 year olds!). Guess I'll die.

brooo the mighty inquisitor spending all of their time on the road thinking about what they're going to say to their crush next

Guys. Guys please. We have to remember that protagonist is not a stand in word for hero and antagonist is not a stand in word for villain. Please. We learned this in middle school. The protagonist is the character the audience follows. The antagonist is the character who is working against the protagonist.

I think divorce would be a lot more fun the yugioh universe. Presumably you have to play a card game of some sort and whoever wins gets the house

tumblr is, if anything, the Appalachia of social media...easy to get lost, sparsely populated, out of the loop with fast-moving modern trends. Attached to tradition. Close-knit communities. Believe in "talk shit, get hit." Everyone is doing their own thing in their own obscure little holler. Prone to pulling the most inventive turns of phrase you've ever heard out of nowhere. Somebody's always starting a racket. We sometimes repel outsiders with much aggression. Lots of talk about hell and damnation to be found. Everybody tends to forget about us for some reason

Mario has been kissed by at least two canonically transgender women. I have to surpass him

Chilchuck really is the labor rights king he is agressivly anti-lean staffing he got hired to do like two things and he is not doing ANYTHING else no sir if you want him to do shit outside his job description you can get FUCKED and that's legendary I want to watch him rip a CEO to shreds with his bare hands.

at my wedding yes i will have a maid of honour but why stop there. ill give all my maids titles. we will have a maid of hope. a maid of horror. a maid of horticulture. a maid of harm. a maid of healing. and of course. a maid of hogs

Astronaut Mark Kelly smuggled a gorilla suit into the ISS, without telling the rest of the crew