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deadghosy · 2 months

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MCDONALDS HAZBIN HOTEL AU MEMES‼️

#mcdonalds #ronald mcdonald #hazbin hotel McDonalds au #McDonalds hazbin hotel au #McDonalds! reader #McDonald’s au #Chaggie #charlie x vaggie #hazbin hotel husk #husker x reader #huskerdust #angel dust x husk #hazbin husk #husk x reader x angel dust #angel dust x reader x husk #angel x husk #angel x reader

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something-in-the-seas · 1 year

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McDonald’s/Modern AU Part 1

You all really love this AU lmao so here’s more:

Heimdall is definitely that manager who talks a lot of shit and bitches about people underperforming and then does nothing. He’ll also usually stand around on his phone all day.

No one likes Heimdall, but no one hates Heimdall more than Heimdall hates Heimdall. There are times where he’ll go to the bathroom and cry when he thinks no one will hear him. Of course, whenever he tries to do this, Freyr hotboxes the bathroom.

Thrúd and Atreus are on vomit and pee-pee clean-up duty at the PlayPlace. Skjöldr and Angrboda are on bathroom duty. Skjöldr takes one little sniff in the men’s bathroom after Freyr hotboxes it and thinks he’s high. He later is on the drive-thru doing Kratos’ order and it’s a disaster.

Freya always orders a breakfast sandwich and a black coffee before heading to work (she’s a vet). She always without fail proceeds to tell Atreus that she knows it’s bad for her but she needs her caffeine. On Saturdays, though, her five-year-old grandson Forseti will be in the car and he must have a hash brown.

Baldur and Freya are estranged, though the birth of Forseti has kinda brought them back together. Baldur orders the same black coffee she always gets whenever he comes by.

Thrúd is seventeen, Atreus and Angrboda are fifteen, and Skjöldr is sixteen. Heimdall is, like, in his early twenties.

Atreus was home-schooled by Faye for the first ten-years of his life due to being a sickly child. He wasn’t the most popular kid in school, but the teachers always praised him for being a smart, respectful student. He graduates middle-school with full honors. Kratos has his report cards hanging up on the fridge with magnets.

Atreus is also a theatre kid. He stumbled into an audition accidentally and got the starring role as Romeo. He meets Angrboda through theatre as she’s on the art team and paints the sets.

Heimdall finds out about this and, of course, is like “okay well I played the best Romeo that school has ever seen so-“ and Atreus is like “okay well I don’t care-“

The only ones who laugh at Angrboda’s puns are Atreus, Freyr, and Kratos. She’s on the drive-thru, Birgir and Freyr pull up, and she goes “does Birgir want a burger?” Freyr thinks it’s the funniest shit in the world and laughs so hard he cries. Freyr and Birgir are the “he wants to order meme” incarnate.

Zeus shows up in the drive-thru with a different woman in the passenger seat each time. Atreus doesn’t really think that much about it until he accidentally reveals that information at a rare Olympus family reunion. He and Kratos awkwardly leave as Hera fucking loses it.

Hephaestus is, like, the only Olympian Kratos still talks to. Pandora sometimes stays with them during the summer.

The Olympians are corporate assholes and Kratos tanked their company. They’re back, though, sadly… they merged with some Italian corporation. Cousin Helios lost his job in the merger to Kratos’ brother Apollo, though, and he lives with them for now. Mimir fucking hates sharing the basement with him.

Helios was a classist asshole but he’s so depressed after losing his job that it’s kinda sad to watch. However, he calms down considerably after hotboxing the McDonald’s bathroom with Freyr. It is a life changing experience for him.

Brok always just shares the weirdest, vilest stories to Heimdall while waiting in the drive-thru. Heimdall is fucking baffled by this man.

#god of war #god of war ragnarök #god of war spoilers #McDonald’s au #atreus #angrboda #thrud gow #heimdall gow #kratos #freyr gow #freya gow

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youreyeslookliketheocean · 2 years

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McDonald’s AU where tommy keeps trying to walk through the drive thru, but that’s illegal (literally), and so wilbur has to keep turning him away. problem is he keeps coming back with increasingly weird modes of transportation (see: scooter, bike, shopping cart, Barbie car…)

#dream smp #dsmp #sbi #sbi au #McDonald’s au #tommyinnit #Wilbur soot

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digitalmyyth · 29 days

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Evil awful women and the blond guy who hangs out with them (he is also evil and awful)

#been overwhelmingly obsessed with this au sorry #I don’t know why. but they are in my head #mainly fuelled by wanting to draw this Mac. I’ve drawn her so much. help #I have many thoughts about her #I was going to change Deans shirt to say ‘boys’ but I think. it’s funnier if he’s just wearing it to pick up women or something #anyway.#it’s always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #genderbent sunny #? that’s the tag some people use right #mac mcdonald #dee reynolds #dennis reynolds #charlie kelly #frank reynolds #my art

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fangomango · 9 months

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I'm totally not awake right now

But let's talk about Stevenson's gay dad au...because it's great

Isn't that great,shouldn't there be a million fics for this au...there should

And an extra thing just thrown in there enjoy

All art shown is from ND Stevenson's tumblr and all credit goes to them :) go show em' some love

#like an extra sauce packet in your McDonald's #nimona netflix #nimona #nimona comic #ambrosius x ballister #nimona ballister #ballister x ambrosius #ballister blackheart #nimona ambrosius #ambrosius goldenloin #nimona novel #nd stevenson #Ambrosius can pull off Off the shoulder looks #gay dads au

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echo-coyote · 2 months

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They’re talking shit about you

#I jus wanted to draw something cute #shakes them like McDonald’s toys #they get to be silly sometimes as a treat #ahsoka tano #bo katan kryze #bosoka #ahsokatan #star wars #sw clone wars #sw tcw #the mandalorian #ahsoka #star wars fanart #coyote scribbles #sad girl saga au

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final-act · 5 months

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a mimir

#slow day at the torture factory #hoffman make trap adam take nap #they're waiting for lawrence to return from mcdonalds #saw #hoffheight #apprentice au #saw fanart #myart

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yugogeer012 · 6 months

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MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER ALTERNATE TIMELINE:

#epictale #undertale au #gaster #toriel #moopey #oc #MyArt #McDonald's ad reference

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carrotkicks · 6 months

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brrrrrr murase au go brainworms. what does dazai do during those couple of years chuuya-less?

#doodles #the murase au #dazai puts on a mcdonalds hat at the end but that's not supposed to be clear

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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BEEF EEF!!!!!

follow to put more gods into cute outfits 🌸

#yeah i own the outfit he xuan is wearing. harbringer of doom gf ass #winter is coming and im about to go full emo #this has been in my drafts for MONTHS because of a small mistake but i finally fixed it #i needed to draw some women you know how it is #i like to imagine shi qingxuan yelling speed drive by charlie xcx at the top of their lungs in the car #he xuan says they hate this song. notably they have not put in earbuds. and they know the lyrics well enough to correct sqx on it. hmm #finally one of 3 beefleaf drafts gets released into the wild idk why i keep drawing them and not posting #me and my terrible horrible boyfriend that i love so dearly #this is canon to the mcdonalds au. btw. if anyone was wondering #tgcf #art #my art #tian guan ci fu #beefleaf #he xuan #shi qingxuan #ming yi #hob #heaven official's blessing #天官赐福 #🥩🍃

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uselesspasserby · 2 months

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Glue Trap (charlie), Ram Rod (mac), Vanity Fare (dennis), Vain Dream/ Sweet Dream (Dee), Frank (frank)

#iasip #charlie kelly #mac mcdonald #dennis reynolds #dee reynolds #frank reynolds #mlp #mlp au

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deadghosy · 2 months

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McDonald’s au!: Average day

It was a Friday as reader was in the break room reading a Batman comic book as husk comes in grumbling. Slamming the door as reader raised a brow, their eye bags seeming to be noticeably as they sat the comic down.

“What’s up your ass today?”

“Luckily it’s not you-”

“Ayo paus-” you said interrupting him only for him to do to you too

“Shut the fuck up kid…jeez. You’re worse than Anthony at times.” You just shrugged as you watched husk chug down a whole pot of coffee and burp it up.

IN CAMERA ROOM

Reader was facing the camera as they had their arms crossed and man spreading. “Literally, that guy has fuckin' drinking problems. But that’s not just from me.” Reader ends with a chuckle.

LATER THAT AFTERNOON

“oh YEAH?! OH YEAH? HOW ABOUT I COME OVER THIS COUNTER AND SHOVE MY MCFOOT UP YOUR MCASS!” Yells reader who is getting held back by husk who seemed to be spacing out by still holding tight to reader’s waist.

The customer who was being yelled at had made a racist comment towards reader as husk was only trying to defend their best friend only to get called an insult next. Snapping poor reader’s patience. Anthony was recording this for his Instagram as Alastor was peeping out the back with Niffty who is holding a broom.

Vaggie sighs going to go get Charlie as crashes and yells are heard in the background. A cash register is seen flying with a weave of the customer.

#hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin vaggie #hazbin husk #hazbin charlie #vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel husk #husker x reader #reader #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin x reader #McDonald’s #McDonald’s au #McDonald’s x hazbin hotel #angel dust

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something-in-the-seas · 1 year

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McDonald’s AU where Freyr just shows up, orders nothing, sits in the booth for an hour staring at the Ronald McDonald statue, and then hands Atreus a hundred dollars in tears because he tasted the food through the air and it was fucking delicious.

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #god of war spoilers #atreus #freyr gow #McDonald’s au???#McDonald’s au #also modern au

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sebbianas · 10 months

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