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#Markiplier headcanon
blvzily · 1 year
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✧*̥˚ Dating Mark Would Include
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You being in Mark’s videos from time to time
His fans absolutely adoring you
You being used to him screaming at random times
Him teaching you how to play some games. (Mainly Fnaf)
Being good friends with bob, wade, ethan, and tyler
Pillow fights and play wrestling
Make out sessions that end up in having sex
Cute pet names. “Babe” “Baby”
Or a cute nickname from your childhood
Catching him staring at you
Lazy bed days
Taking care of each other when one of you are sick
Him making your bad days, better
Making you laugh when you’re crying
Always wearing his clothes (especially his sweaters)
He’s extremely thoughtful. He always remember any important dates
He’s always buying you flowers, taking you out on dates, and going on trips
 Always traveling
Mainly to Cincinnati or Korea
His family adoring you especially Momiplier
Speaking of Momiplier. You two are really close. She’s constantly asking Mark how you are. Being the daughter she never had. Always asking when are gonna get married or gonna have kids
Also speaking of kids. Mark absolutely wants to become a dad; but he’ll wait until your ready. But for now Chica and Henry are your kids
Him trying to cook for you but it completely backfires
You ending up ordering Chicken and Dumplings and watching a movie
Being the best couple on YT
Could never be mine relationship’s 🫠
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UWU
Yandere mack Headcanons?
It's one of marks egos.
Mack
You were absolutely infuriating. So demeaning! It was insane how much Mack had begun to hate you. You didn't respect him and you even mocked him most of the time. So why, why did he start falling for you?!
You were cruel, incompetent and so damn unprofessional, but everyone loved you because you were so "charismatic", what did that even mean?! Competence is more important!
Your looks probably helped you get people to like you too. Why you? You did nothing, while he did everything yet never got recognization.
Whenever you would encounter him, you would laugh at him, call him a stick in the mud, and make others mock him too. So why did you look so good while doing it?
He hated to admit it, but he loved you abusing him. He always felt in control before and losing that control was... Fascinating.
Things changed when you stopped making fun of him, and instead, moved on to the new crew mate, Mark. He was nobody. But you... You always were so sweet with him. So gentle.
He wanted that. Why couldn't you look at him again? Why? Why?! Why?!
"Please... Captain... Hit me one more time?"
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Thinking about how in date he makes himself look like Mark and so the implication is that he can just make himself look human when he needs to
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braisedhoney · 2 years
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Don’t you know it’s rude to wake someone when they’re trying to rest?  First (You are here!) - Next @tracobuttons (tagged as requested)
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astro-iplier · 8 months
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Random hcs the fandom agrees upon for some reason (fine not everyone does they’re just shared for some reason)
Dr Iplier's name is Edward
Dark's hands are cold
Actor Mark and his pissy pencil mustache
Bim being a cannibal*
Google Yellow's name is Oliver/Ollie
Murderplier's name is Murdock Malarkey
Bim's colour is purple lol bc no one has been assigned the colour purple
For some reason every time Dark is described as hugging someone he puts his hand on the back of their head and thats oddly specific but that makes sense somehow??
Yes yes and Host is Isaac. Wasn’t sure about it being too popular but ik its there*
Wilford being pan specifically. Which just makes sense and anyways he’s gay in wmlw so
Author and his golden eyes
Damien and Celines last name being either Whitacre or Doom*
Googles are literal brothers or kinda found family ig?
Yandere is trans*
Bing being defective*
Yancy is in love with you— *gets shot* guys its in your HEAD PLEASE*
If you can think of any others tell me thankyou
*me personally don’t agree *IDK
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thefanficmonster · 2 months
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Do you do NSFW? If so, may I request a Markiplier NSFW alphabet?
Hi dear! Usually I struggle greatly when writing anything NSFW for RPF but I shall do my best. Baby steps lol Hope you enjoy <3
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Pairing: Markiplier x Reader (Gender Neutral)
Warnings: !!NSFW content below the cut!!
A= Aftercare (What they're like after the act)
Mark is the absolute sweetest and most attentive lover before, during and after the act.
After he's made sure you're alright, he'd go grab you a bottle of water, a snack and a towel to clean you up. You can bet on a long cuddle sesh after the act, filled with intimacy and romance, periodically interrupted by jokes he'd crack to make you laugh.
B= Body Part (Favorite body part of their own or on their lover)
He's pretty damn proud of his hands. Years of gaming have made them particularly skillful in many ways and he knows how to utilize them just right *wink* *wink*
Oh, and also his back. He's been influenced to love it by you more so than on his own accord but still.
On you, he loves your legs and thighs. Count on him constantly having his hands all over them in both innocent and explicit instances. And when you wrap your legs around his waist....consider him a goner.
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Inside, no questions asked.
Before you got to the point of being comfortable enough for that, however, he found just as much pleasure in painting either your chest, thighs or face.
D= Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory)
Nothing helps him excel at a game quite like under-the-desk head while recording. Bonus points if it's a live stream.
E= Experience (do they know what they're doing)
Mark has had decent amount of experience, enough to be versed into how things work textbook-wise. Every skill he exhibits, however, is something he improvised at some point. But don't take that the wrong way - this man knows exactly what he's doing
F= Favorite Position
Mark is simple man and his favorite position reflects that - Doggy style (closely followed by cowgirl)
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
Oh this man is a majore league goof in general and during sex. That's not to say he can't get into character and dawn a serious and attractively intimidating front when the atmosphere of the night calls for it.
He's a perfect balance between goofy and serious, occasionally leaning far left or far right depending on the moment.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
He takes care of his hygiene rather meticulously. He keeps everything neat, trimmed and clean.
I= Intimacy (how are they in the moment)
There's never a shortage of intimacy between you and Mark during the act. Regardless of if the night calls for making love or having rough sex, there's never a lack of intimacy and closeness between you two.
That being said, I'd again say it's perfectly balanced. Whatever the night calls for is how Mark responds - be it slow, romantic lovemaking or rough and dirty sex.
J= Jerk-off (do they masturbate and how often)
He used to do it a lot more frequently before you started dating. Now, nothing can compare to the real thing. He can't find much satisfaction in masturbating but he still turns to it as a resort of release when either of you is away on a trip
K= Kink (kinks they might have)
Dear God, please forgive me for this...
Choking, spanking, hair-pulling, dom/sub dynamics, daddy kink, light bondage, praising/degrading (depending on what the situation calls for). Feel free to share your thoughts on this topic in the comments
L= Location (where they're down to get it on)
Every single surface in the house is game in Mark's eyes. Especially the kitchen counter and the nicely spacious shower
M= Motivation (what gets them going)
You, in any context you can think of. You don't even need to be dressed provocatively in any way shape or form. This man is just so head over heels for you, he can't help it.
Apart from that, a good ol' rage game will raise his blood pressure just right and he'll proceed to blow off some steam with you. The same works the other way around - when he's high on the success of completing a game and he celebrates with you
N= No (what they're strictly against and wouldn't try)
Anything with violent and hostile connotations that could bring you harm in any way, be it physical or emotional. He loves you more than words can describe and just the thought of hurting you fills him with dread. You both like dabbling into the occasional impact play but nothing more than that, and never without a safe word.
O= Oral (are they more of a giver or receiver)
Mark is a big fan of receiving but he enjoys giving so much more. He does it for his own pleasure just as much as he does it to bring you satisfaction. He loves every aspect of it - your taste, the tangling of your hands in his hair, the sounds you make, the bucking of your hips. It's his own personal high. He could do it for hours if you'd let him.
P= Pace (what's their pace during the act)
Again, the speed setting Mark operates on depends on the atmosphere of the night. On the regular, he likes to take it slow, prolong the experience and uphold this bubble of intimacy around the two of you for as long as he can.
Q= Quickie (are they a fan of quickies)
Nope.
The Devil is into details and so is Mark. And it's difficult to appreciate the details when working with a small time frame. He likes to take his time, worshipping you the way you deserve in the most meticulous and intimate manner.
R= Risk (how risky are they/do they like trying new things)
Oh he loves a good unconventional and borderline public location where there's a chance at getting caught. Although he prefers the comfort of your shared house it doesn't cancel out his love for the thrill of some public fun.
As for trying new things, he's down to try everything at least once - unless it falls in the No criteria I mentioned earlier. All you have to do is bring it up and you can automatically consider him signed up and strapped in, ready to try it.
S= Stamina (how long they last in bed)
The speed may or may not directly relate to how long he lasts. He can get at least two rounds - a solid hour/hour and a half - under his belt before breaking a sweat.
T= Toys (do they own and and are they down to experiment with them)
I have a feeling there is a box, hidden in a dark corner of a closer or under his bed, containing a small collection of sex toys. If you're game to use him, he'd love nothing more than take them out to play.
U= Unfair (are they a tease)
To an infuriating degree. He'd even mock you when you whine, beg or get frustrated with his teasing.
It's music to his ears.
V= Volume (how loud are they during sex)
Mark is vocal but not loud.
He exhibits his satisfaction and pleasure with mainly sighs and groans, all at a pretty low volume. But he's also very expressive during sex - praising/degrading you accordingly or dirty talking you over the edge. All in a whispered or hushed tone that makes it all the hotter.
W= Wild Card
Remember how I said he's not a big fan of masterbating? Well, when he has to resort to it he has a certain way of making it much more pleasurable...
Photos and videos you two have taken during the act or right afterwards in your disheveled states.
It's his personal collection, safely tucked away in a dark hidden corner of his computer memory.
X= X-Ray (what are they packing)
I'm sorry, I can't. I just can't. I've sinned enough tonight LMAOO
Y= Yearning (sex drive level)
Name: Mark
Status: Permanently horny
Z= Zzzz (*yawn*)
I already mentioned a cuddle sesh earlier and I will now add onto it to say that, although he tries his best not to, he does fall asleep rather quickly and deeply. How could he not when he feels so much comfort with his arms wrapped around you. When he falls asleep to the sound of your breathing and heartbeat, it's the most peaceful slumber he's ever had.
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I got my wisdom teeth out today. When I got home from my surgery this morning, I was still a bit loopy, and while my boyfriend was unlocking the door, I heard the neighbor’s dog barking, so I went up to their open window and started telling the dog about how i got my wisdom teeth out. I tell you this because I was just thinking I totally feel like Damian would do something like that 😂
I feel like Dami with that post wisdom teeth surgery high would be so funny, ESPECIALLY if he got the surgery as an adult like I did, so it was the boyfriend (Jon, of course) taking care of him instead of Bruce or Alfred. The shenanigans would be 😂😂
oh, you KNOW that the brothers are SO READY for post-wisdom teeth Damian. They're ready to record every second.
That's why Bruce put Damian under Jon's care, to save him a little dignity. So while he distracts them, Jon is the designated driver etc.
Meanwhile Damian higher than a kite is just crying in the passenger seat about how much he loves Jon and would kill for him and how Jason said they'd never work out but they ARE and they DID and Damian can't wait to marry Jon one day, and then starts crying harder because he imagined how handsome Jon will look on their wedding day.
They get back home and Damian just goes and lays in the grass with their dog and Jon lets their cat out of the house to join them. Jon just stands there drinking something and waving awkwardly at neighbors as Damian just lays in the grass with the animals, and calling to birds to be his friend.
(I hope you're recovering well! I still have my wisdom teeth and I'm dreading the day the dentists finally say I have to get them out 😭)
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William J. Barnum AKA The Colonel from Who Killed Markiplier is an Avatar of the Hunt.
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anotherdarkiboi · 2 years
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I can't believe I just noticed this, and maybe someone else has noted this already. But Damien has a habit of wringing his hands around his cane when he's stressed.
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Dark does something similar: he pulls at his lapels when he's stressed/pissed/scared. You see this a lot in "Darkiplier vs Antisepticeye" when things start to unravel and even at the very end with Dark!Chica (although it's cut off at the bottom).
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Always the hands in fists, always the tension over a lack of control over the situation. Perhaps Dark does this because he doesn't have anything to fidget with anymore.
This man has been so goddamn stressed for over a century, let him REST.
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autism-swagger · 3 months
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+ bonus black haired Shadowheart
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not-mary-sue · 4 months
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Theory/Headcanon: What if the version of Who Killed Markiplier we see isn't what actually happened on the night of Actor's death? What if it's one of his stories, putting the DA through his retelling of events. It would explain things like people explaining things that, had the DA not been trapped for so long, they likely would have remembered like who the Colonel was or that he was Mark's childhood friend (I know the out of universe reason of us the viewer needing to know, but in character they probably would have been at the wedding), or a storm with no rain, but it could also be a way for Actor to paint himself in a better light.
See how everyone was so uncaring and unorganised about his death? Even after he welcomed them into his home. Even after he was so kind.
See how quickly your friends turned on you? After you did nothing but help. And not one thought to defend you, did they?
See how the twins abandoned you? How they used you? How they promised you'd be safe?
See how I am the only one you can trust?
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thats-rather-rude · 11 months
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what a cringe loser. He probably hasn’t even killed people :/
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aliendrawsstuff · 7 months
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Them being emotional support friends for each other >>>
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braisedhoney · 1 year
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for some reason i don’t think these two would like each other.
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ricky-tiki-tah · 2 months
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Brain thought: since Dark has two different colors, red and blue like those 3D glasses, does he see everything in 3D? Like, real and there, but just off to the side enough that it all looks fake?? You know when you look through 3D glasses but not at a 3D thing and everything is just slightly off? Like that.
Idk if I’m explaining this well.
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thefanficmonster · 1 month
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hiii could u do some markiplier x reader cuddle / affection headcanons? thank u :^)
Of course darling! Hope you enjoy 💕
~ Lots of love, Vy 💌
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Softy Mark Headcanons:
Mark is such a cuddly teddy bear there is no doubt about it
Especially when he's tired
When he's away for any sort of trip the main hardship for him is having to sleep alone without you
The thought of coming home to you, sleeping in your shared bed with you in his arms is what keeps him going all throughout the trip and the way back
You can barely convince him to at least take a shower or maybe eat something before he dives in bed, requesting your company by his side so he can sleep soundly
Even when you two have an argument, which is a rather rare occasion, neither of you can sleep without the other's presence beside you
Chances are, come morning, you'd find yourself entangled in each other's embrace and the fight will be far off your mind
Good luck remembering what started the squabble or even holding a grudge
That in and of itself is a task and a half for you
It's impossible to hold a grunge against Mark
He'll kiss and tickle you into dropping the frown and replacing it with a smile
His way of apologizing always successfully provokes a laugh out of you which is basically your white flag of surrender
Mark, unlike you, is not ticklish so you can't even use that weapon against him
To be frank, it's his best bet at getting a giggle or a laugh from you no matter what is troubling you
'Good morning', 'Good night', 'Bye', 'You're home finally' kisses are mandatory
All others are a surprise attack
You'd be sitting around reading a book or maybe you're doing chores around the house
Good luck finishing whatever task you have at hand in a timely manner if Mark is home
He'd sneak up behind you stealthily and before you know it you've been enveloped in his arms and you feel the warmth of his lips on your neck
You too have developed your own surprise/sneak attacks
You'd sometimes make your way into his recording room if he hasn't left it for hours to steal him away from his work
You've seen first-hand how much he tends to get lost in it and forget about his basic needs
Luckily, you could never forget
You bring him snacks and drinks
You send the fluff duo Chica and Henry to distract him and give him a break when he refuses to do it himself
And past hour 5 you just straight up go in there to drag him out, convincing him that he is allowed to take a break and even postpone his work
Usually that break consists of takeout and a movie you two enjoy cuddled up on the couch where you eventually fall asleep
Work, chores, outside world - all but forgotten
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