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astro-iplier · 7 months

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Random hcs the fandom agrees upon for some reason (fine not everyone does they’re just shared for some reason)

Dr Iplier's name is Edward

Dark's hands are cold

Actor Mark and his pissy pencil mustache

Bim being a cannibal*

Google Yellow's name is Oliver/Ollie

Murderplier's name is Murdock Malarkey

Bim's colour is purple lol bc no one has been assigned the colour purple

For some reason every time Dark is described as hugging someone he puts his hand on the back of their head and thats oddly specific but that makes sense somehow??

Yes yes and Host is Isaac. Wasn’t sure about it being too popular but ik its there*

Wilford being pan specifically. Which just makes sense and anyways he’s gay in wmlw so

Author and his golden eyes

Damien and Celines last name being either Whitacre or Doom*

Googles are literal brothers or kinda found family ig?

Yandere is trans*

Bing being defective*

Yancy is in love with you— *gets shot* guys its in your HEAD PLEASE*

If you can think of any others tell me thankyou

*me personally don’t agree *IDK

#markiplier egos #iswm #ahwm #wkm #headcanons #dr iplier #darkiplier #actor mark #bim trimmer #googleplier #murdock malarkey #yancy ahwm #the host markiplier #danger in fiction #the author markiplier #damien the mayor #celine the seer #wilford warfstache

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conniemcfalcon · 2 years

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If looks could kill ♥️✨🔪

#ive seen people call him murdock #murdock malarkey #yknow #markiplier #in space with markiplier #iswm #murder mark

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ghiertor-the-gigapeen · 1 year

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Pt.1 Looks like somebody's gonna kill their parents tonight

#markiplier fanart #i made this #murderiplier #iswm murdock #ahwm yancy #who killed markiplier #murdock malarkey #wkm family thingy au #gotta stab em all!#wkm family au gathered #fook it we angst

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luminary-rainchii · 1 year

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aight guess who got distracted ; me, the answer is me

#markiplier #iswm #iswm murdock #murdock malarkey #murderiplier #mark egos #iplier egos #rainchii doodles

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weirdmixofweirdness · 5 months

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What if there was a universe where Yancy was Celine and William’s kid and she got pregnant not long before running off? It would explain his love of violence!

As for Murdock, she had him with Actor. Both were put into adoption.

@ghiertor-the-gigapeen

#markiplier #iswm murdock #murdock malarkey #yancy #who killed markiplier #wkm #celine the seer #arden speaks

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incorrectinspacewithmarkiplier · 2 years

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Y/N: What are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Murder!Mark: Honestly, not much.

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meowvin-the-magnificent · 2 years

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Oh, it never gets any easier...

But that's what makes it so fun~

--Do not copy, edit, or repost my works. Reblogs are appreciated!--

#markiplier #iswm #iswm murdock #murdock malarkey #murderplier #murdock art #blitz draws #knife #art: rendered

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marshmellowtea · 2 years

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actually decided to develop a relationship between (that universe’s version of) my self insert character and murdock in that he catches them accidentally killing someone in a confrontation gone wrong and he’s like hmmm i’m impressed by what you’re doing but it’s clear you’re a bit of an amateur. i will train you to be better and y.n.’s not sure if they can say no to that without him killing them and they’re worried about their own crime getting caught if they try to turn him in so they’re like alright well. guess i’m doing this now. and those are definitely the only reasons they agree to being trained by him they definitely didn’t get a sick thrill out of killing no no (listen denial is all they have let them pretend hffhcsgcsfc)

also murdock is aroace because i think that’s Neat :)

#turning murdock into the problematic aroace representation we deserve #markiplier #in space with markiplier #murdock malarkey #…..wait that’s how malarkey is spelled? okay then #just to be clear it’s the e that’s throwing me off it feels like it shouldn’t be there ahdugdgv #but then again what do i know #y.n. tag #marshy speaks

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knivesandfangs · 2 years

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The name's Murdock. I don't know how you found your way here, but don't get in my way, and we'll get along just fine. Don't ask questions you don't want answers to. Don't touch my stuff. If you see anything suspicious, you ignore it. And if you alert the cops? I'll find out. And I'll hunt you down. The rules are as follows. Make sure to keep them in mind, or there will be consequences. 1. Don't be weird. Don't be romantic out of nowhere, or otherwise just plain bizarre. Unless I'm familiar with you, treat me like you would a stranger. Because I am. 2. If you are rude to me, I'll be rude back. I'll answer your questions and such as politely as I can, but keep in mind what I am. I do not care all that much about your feelings. 3. Admin of this blog is 18+. Keep that in mind while interacting. There will be dark themes on this blog, because of course there will be. All dark themes will be tagged, but if you are uncomfortable with certain things as a whole, I'd suggest just blocking this blog. 4. Suggestive asks are for 18+ only. Don't send anonymous suggestive asks if you are not 18+. Anything suggestive will be tagged with ||nsfw and/or ||suggestive, so if you are a minor, block those tags.

|| ooc; haha, hi! Welcome to Murdock's (Otherwise known as Murderiplier) little hidey hole! My name is Rose! Pleased to meet ya! Murdock's a dangerous man, so pls be careful with him! Or don't, do whatever- I do apologize for his rudeness in advance, he's brutal with his wording, and not likely to apologize. I will though, depending on what happens-

I hope you all enjoy yourselves here!!

#|| introduction #murdock malarkey #murderiplier #||Murdock's Collection

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iamvegorott · 2 years

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Bing: hey remember when two almost got married??

Murdock: yeah we do thanks for bringing it up =) 🔪🔪

Yancy: *laughs* yeah! Can you believe my last name was gonna be Malarkey pffff *him and Bing laugh*

Murdock: 🔪🔪🔪🔪

Noir just casually lowering Murdock's knife-filled hand while sipping from his drink as Yancy and Bing are unaware XD

#voonespelle

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i-dont-like-bullies · 3 years

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1, 3, 10 and 18 for the fandom asks😊. I hope you are having a great day😊

Thank you so much for the ask Francesca!! I hope you're having a great day too!! 🥰

1. if you could hit any character without repercussions, who would it be?

Oooh, gotta say Sobel for this one!!! That would be unbelievably satisfying!! 😆

3.characters you would marry in an instant?

DONALD GEORGE MALARKEY. Also, RV Burgin, Dick Winters, Matt Murdock, Luke Skywalker... 😅

10.characters that deserved worse? >:]

Cersei Lannister deserved to die fucking alone, and in a wayyyyyyyy more painful way and wayyyyyyyyyyyy slower. I've never hated a character with such passion!!

18.characters you want to wrap in a blanket and tell them they’re going to be okay?

MALARKEY (with LOTS of cuddles 🥰). TOYE. BUCKY BARNES. EUGENE SLEDGE. Probably a few more, but they're the ones I think about! 😅

#thanks for the tag #tag game #fandom life #about me

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go-redgirl · 4 years

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Deroy Murdock

Trump Has Kept US From Becoming Italy With Four Time Zones

Mar 28, 2020

Trump Has Kept US From Becoming Italy With Four Time Zones

Military personnel disinfect a trolley outside the church of San Giuseppe in Seriate, Italy on March 28, 2020, as coffins of people deceased from the Coronavirus are carried to be blessed inside the church. (Piero Cruciatti/AFP Photo by Piero via Getty Images)

By Deroy Murdock Saturday, 28 March 2020 05:32 AM

"The most incompetent and uninformed president in history has led the federal government into the worst emergency response to a pandemic that we have ever seen in this country," MSNBC host Lawrence O’Donnell ranted March 12. "More people are sick in America tonight, because Donald Trump is president. More people are dead and dying in America tonight because Donald Trump is president."

According to Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt. (socialist), "the current administration is largely incompetent, and its incompetence and recklessness has [sic] threatened the lives of many people."

Time magazine snarled, "Faced with the most dangerous threat to American life since at least the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks, the 45th President made matters worse."

As of Thursday, March 26 at 5:37 p.m., Johns Hopkins University reported 82,404 COVID-19 cases in America as well as 1,178 deaths. These rapidly changing data are grim. But how do they compare with those overseas? How is a nation with 332 million people managing against, say, China, from whence COVID-19 crawled, population: 1.4 billion?

Social scientists would gauge these disparate figures as they would evaluate nations along other key metrics, such as GDP: on a per-capita basis. Using Johns Hopkins’ priceless and highly televised COVID-19 website and the CIA World Factbook’s population forecasts for July 2020, one easily can judge America’s relative international performance against this invisible enemy.

Among the top 20 nations that Johns Hopkins ranked by total cases, America now is No. 13, with 248 cases per million inhabitants. The top three countries, by this criterion, are Switzerland, with 1,405 per million, Italy (1,291), and Spain (1,127).

Concerning fatalities, among these top 20, America is now No. 12, with 3.5 deaths per million. This grim yardstick measured three leading countries: Italy, with 132 per million, Spain (83), and France (27). COVID-19 deaths skew older and male. These data, alas, do not address these variables.

These comparisons suggest that President Trump’s leadership of America’s COVID-19 response is not the immaculate CDC clean room that his fans envision. But it’s neither the festering Petri dish nor the Death Row of which Trump’s foes scream.

Weighing COVID-19 cases, these data identify modern, prosperous, non-MAGA Switzerland, Italy, and Spain, and liberal favorites Belgium (No. 7), Netherlands (9), and Sweden (12) as nations with less attractive results than America’s (13). Conversely, the UK (No. 14), South Korea (15), Canada (17), and even China (18) enjoy better scores than America’s.

Among fatalities, the UK — home of the National Health Service (No. 8), Sweden (9), and Portugal (10) have endured more deaths than the U.S. has (12). But Norway (No. 14), Australia (19), and Brazil (20) are less toxic.

President Trump’s response resembles neither Dr. Jonas Salk nor The Grim Reaper. America has steered clear of the top 10 in terms of COVID-19 cases and deaths.

These data indicate that President Trump has worked tirelessly and creatively with a diligent team, all confronting an unseen and unexpected enemy. Their results have left Americans healthier than the citizens of numerous major nations.

Furthermore, the left’s "Trump blew it" narrative would ring true if the rest of the planet were healthy, open for business, and shocked at how badly the ailing, dying Yanks botched it, while everybody else aced it.

Instead, country after country has called in sick, closed its doors, and commenced prayer. If Trump got anything wrong, so did most nations and leaders, including some whom the Left adores.

Has President Trump’s response been perfect? Has anyone’s?

While Democrats conducted Trump’s Senate impeachment trial, he chaired a White House meeting of his Coronavirus Task Force and made his most important decision in this crisis: He barred aliens who had been in China within 14 days of attempted arrival. Trump did this on January 31, one day after the World Health Organization declared COVID-19 a global pandemic.

This courageous action surely kept America from becoming Italy with four time zones.

Bucknell University’s Michael Malarkey contributed research to this opinion piece.

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conniemcfalcon · 2 years

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