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going insane over dantes and ordeal call chapter 2 post #234098 the way he says his flames burn hotter/more poisonous than in his normal Saint Graph and you literally remember he made a new Spirit Origin for guda and his NPs are literally ABOUT guda, the color choice in the 3rd ascension with blue accents on his stars and eyes said to be the color of guda's SOUL time and time again,
and he also literally looks like goetia because "MY DESTINY" (istfg im going CRAZY. im going crazy!!! my desiny??? MY DESTINY!!?!?!?!?) and both him and dantes had that one on one to guda, goetia also made a hilariously BAD set up against himself so like dantes and guda became partners in crime in prison tower like goetia unintentionally played MATCHMAKER and created the worst duo ever im shitting tears. the probable reason as well why he looks like that in the 3rd ascension is because dantes viewed goetia as "an ultimate enemy guda overcame" which he positioned himself in as well so he could be defeated which was his goal in the first place i think im going to break from so much info bro. theres also the fact that prison tower and pseudo-tokyo are basically the same (that also required huge amount of mana) -> guda was dropped into prison tower, (directly/indirectly) helped by gankutsuou, stuck in chateau d'lf/becoming an Avenger by giving into temptation->bad end || overcoming the trials each floor/understanding the Avenger class, overcoming the flames-> return to chaldea. dantes positioning himself once more as both that tiny light of hope and that enemy who has guda fall into a trap likei am so. n.lromnal. I think i hauve covid
and thinking about. "my destiny" "my radiant one" "my one good thing" "my star" like- to be loved is to be changed. man. to be loved is to be!!!changed!!! and the blue and pink-purple flames that symbolize GUDA having been so special to him in this life that it changed him, BECAME SO SPECIAL TO HIM!!! (you can literally see it in his EYES??? his 4th aascension art where his flame is BLUE AS WELL??????????)
that he is still Avenger, Count of Monte Cristo, he who enacted vengeance and the greatest seeker of it, he who continues to hate and burn eternally yet chooses to love!!!!!!!!!!!!! becoming that tiny light of hope to an innocent soul and now here they stand, that tiny light he continued to protect now shines more radiant than anything else, and because of that love, his flames burn much much more fiercely than his previous saint graph and like he has you stay away bc you might evaporate to nothing and he explicitly says theyre stronger in his Monte Cristo alt!! while hes also trying to distance himself from you again bc he must still hold guilt in his heart for making you go through the Avenger ordeal and as well as the fact that you literally need to leave the flames/Avengers behind due to their conflicting nature with the wall bc being attached would be sooo hard to let go and especially considering what you and dantes went through together like what is this?? its like a giant slap of I LOVE YOU SO MUCH against my face????????? theres literally nothihg left of my remains????????????
dantes is also basically so stupidly even more overpowered here have you seen his skills??? Count of Monte Cristo Mythologie became a skill along with the fourteen relics/14 jewels and he can jUST cassually!???? activate that!?!?!?????? meanwhile WHAT HE CONSIDER AS HIS NOBLE PHANTASM IN THIS SAINT GRAPH IS O STAR/O YOU WHO, CONQUER THAT BRILLIANT PATH??? THAT VERY ONE ABOUT GUDA???? IS THIS REAL????? his NP dmg and effects are so crazy too???? LITERALLY POWERED BY LOVE AND BACKED UP BY AGE OF GODS LEVEL FUCK YOU ENERGY ?? im plagued by dantes and OC2 thoughts since last month someone free me ajdkfgk
#fgo#fate grand order#why whyyyyyy whyyyy did they have to make this chapterrrr#MOOTS JUST IGNORE ME OKAY??#edmond dantes#MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEE#guda
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drop the link to the chan video that u totally normally cried over pls
#😞😞😞😞😞😞😞😞#i need to marry him right now............. this isn't funny anymore#i'm so fucking in love with him it actually hurts i feel so deranged#i cant stop crying OVER A VIDEO OF A MAN????? WHO DOESNT EVEN KNOW I EXIST WHATS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEE#someone fucking slap me across the face i'm so sick#also this ask is funny i love u#here u go 💗#link in the content source ... 💗#anon#answered#m.upload#m.mp4#chan#soulmate#chan thoughts
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Actually finish drawing fanart for once Nyah challenge
#i have so many wips of fanart#whats wrong with meeeeeeee#i am expresso depresso#i had two days of euphoric freedom and fhen was like man this didnt cure my depression like it should have HAHAHAHAHAA
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🥺 and 😈 and ☕️ tell meeeeeeee
🥺 what’s a truly underrated book/series you recommend and wish the whole world would read?
I already mentioned a few here, but I also think more people should read little oddities Follow Me to Ground by Sue Rainsford and Prosper's Demon by K.J. Parker
and not actually underrated but no one I know is talking about it and I wish they would: Our Share of Night/Nuestra parte de noche by Mariana Enriquez
😈 who’s your favorite villain/antagonist? are they special to you like a protagonist is?
Other than the ones mentioned here, I also love the "antagonist who truly genuinely thinks they're the hero" types like God/John Gaius from the Locked Tomb and the Gentleman from Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrell. I guess the pattern here is I love affably evil™ men with no self-awareness and horribly maladjusted women who knowingly and gleefully take out their issues on the innocent (I'm bisexual)
☕️ drop a HOT unpopular opinion about a book/character. be savage.
suldrun my beloved fellow Night C!rcus hater (I don't even need to tell you about that one) <33
[ok disclaimer that I wrote this at like 1 AM so it's even more savage than usual and if I flambéed anyone's fave to a scorched crisp then remember it's just MY OPINIOOOONNNNN]
some other books that make me feel like the only one brave enough to point out that The Emperor Is Naked:
Already mentioned The Cruel Pr!nce and The House in the Cerule@n Sea, but I also disliked Lone W0men, the N!nth House books (first one was ok but whaaaat even was book 2), and anything I've picked up by Sarah G@iley (has cool ideas and cannot execute them even a little bit.)
A Study in Dr0wning. don't get me wrong I love Ava Reid's prose but christ on a cracker that was a drag. I suspect many of the people who rave about it were just so calibrated to expect bad/mediocre prose in their YA that encountering decent writing bowled them over
Daughter of the Moon G0ddess is a hot mess that IMO only got all that buzz because these clowns out here don't watch xianxia and so mistook it for having a shred of originality when actually it's a frankenstein's monster of scenes from Princess Agents and Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms + 16 megapopular genre tropes in a trench coat. don't get me wrong there's nothing wrong with being tropey and unoriginal but you have to be like, good at storytelling then
my other unpopular opinion is that everyone needs to stop trying to make me read The Song of Ach!lles. fetch is not going to happen, it could be the best-written book in the world and I would still loathe every word. I hate that fictional man so much I keep 16 heel-destroying weapons on my person at all times. I think everyone who wants to rec me specifically TSOA should be forced to sit through minimum 3 different performances of euripides' The Trojan Women before they're allowed to mention it in my presence
send me bookish asks 📚
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TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR MIDGELENNY FIC AND THOUGHTS ABOUT THEM IN GENERAL. (Yes I am an enabler, asking you to inflict your obsessions upon my dash, why do you ask? XD)
akshdksjsks thinky, you are always my enabler and i love you for it <3 also, i was literally about to message you and ramble about how the WIP just broke 20k, literally right now, and once again... i am maybe halfway through? possibly not even that? kill meeeeeeee, i have to stop doing this to myself
but okay, here's the thing. it started with me thinking, "what if lenny (the character, not the man) had the chance to do it all over?" and i got stuck on this premise, which you already know about—it's loosely based on this book life after life, where the lead character keeps getting born and reborn, living subtle variations on the same life (occasionally wild variations, too). i'm sure there are loads of other books like this, but this is the one i read earlier this year, so it's fresh in my head.
i wanted to explore the idea of lenny with foreknowledge, lenny knowing where it ends and still choosing to walk certain paths. lenny realizing that in every lifetime—somehow, no matter what, there's midge. in some form or another, his life gets tangled up with hers, even just for a second. lenny screwing it up. lenny fixing it. lenny dealing with addiction, not dealing with addiction, lenny cutting himself off from any possibility of ever developing an addiction at all. i mean, dear god, the whole thing does ultimately come down to me wanting to Put That Man In Situations. so i went to the source, obviously.
only... now i've read lenny(the man, not the character)'s autobiography, i've started reading 'the essential lenny bruce,' i've watched hours of video and listened to hours of audio content, i've started reading supplementary material—i am in too deep, bestie, and i have only discovered more Situations to Put That Man In. because in some ways, his comedy really does feel prescient. in other ways it is hopelessly outdated, but god damn—when he got it, he got it.
so, what if he'd had unlimited chances to get it wrong, right, and everything in between?
anyway, good luck parsing all this brainrot, here's your applause for sticking it out:
#i have such complicated feelings about all of this but also... i really really love what i have so far!!?#it's like. partly referencing primary sources and partly referencing the show and partly total made up bullshit#abbey.txt#lotsofthinkythoughts#the marvelous mrs. maisel
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man i know i made a whiny post about jealousy yesterday, but seriously... the way my flat mate just plops down in the kitchen for hours with her boyfriend "as if she owns the place" (she does!!! as much as i do!!!) while i always try to not be in the way (it's also wanting to be alone while cooking for comfort reasons but not entirely) and now don't want to go annoy them IN MY OWN KITCHEN
whyyyy can't i comfortable exist around other people why do i always feel so fucking awkward and self conscious and like i am annoying everyone what's wrong with meeeeeeee
#absolutely no front to her because i seriously think that's how you should... behave in your own home#i just kinda wished i could??????????
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Hey my good pal ! It would make me really happy if you made headcannons of the Gorillaz members + Ace about how they would interract with a S/O who's autistic and do stimming a lot, because i'm autistic myself and i do stimming A LOT. If you don't want to do this with all members, i understand, but if you could do it with at least Noodle, 2D and Ace, it would be cool !
Awhh of course! Anything for my buddies! :D
i might actually also need this holy fuck hfgsgsh-
Murdoc
Lightly pokes fun of your hyperfixation(s) unless its something he is also interested in! But will throw hands with anyone else that does that
But after 2D got onto him, explaining why thats EXTREMELY wrong and disrespectful (poking fun of your hyperfixations), he apologized profusely and sobbed into his pillow calling you while also eating it being like "I-Im SZO ZSORreERrYy!!! PLLLalpl3aEAsE DioNt LeBaevebM MeeeeEEee!!! WAHHAAHGAGc YoYOU CaNN TalTALk ABoUT AnYAnYTHING yOUyoU WANT!!!"
Anyways. Isn't all that informed but says he is. He just gets his information from 2D cause he knows he has ADHD(?).
When he first saw you stimming, just went "oh, yeah, thats cute. 2D wtf are they doing? Did i do something wrong?" After having to be explained what stimming is, Murdoc fell down a rabbit hole of stim toys while looking online because 2D suggested to learn more about Autism online
Next thing you know, you meet up with him, and he gives you a stim toy and continues on the meetup or date like its normal. Then its its something that's your hyperfixation(s). Then its both. Then its just himself with a bow on his head
Understands and sympathizes with you when your overwhelmed, offers to take you somewhere else. Does his best to help out, really!
OMNE MORE 4 HIM I SWEAR!! He tried to cosplay Scott Pilgrim but failed horribly, still went to go see you though!
Ace
I have no idea what this man gots going on with him but I know it's something funky, I swear! /post /aff
I also like to imagine when you told him that he was like "Bada-boom-bada-bang baby!" And just had Noodle get him a library book about autism because he is literally banned from his town's library (again)
the next day mfer was telling you facts about Scott Pilgrim to try and swoon you plus buys you merch of it and always does the fuck boy face after he gives you em
Calls your stimming "jazzy". Probably offers you his knife to stim with, just says to be careful because he doesn't want you or it hurt
Will stab anyone that overwhelms you. Idk man he's a lil uh, funky, I think
2D
This man has ADHD, i think(?) idk, but im pretty sure he's neurodivergent! Anyway, because of this, he understands incrediblely well!
Sometimes, when you stim, he joins in. He can't really help it and its not a bad thing either, really! It's just.. whenever he sees someone else stimming or hears a funky noise, he stims (yes, i do this, yes im self-inserting or whatever the word is, and yes i will stop if anyone wants me to!)
He actually enjoys hearing about your hyperfixation(s) too! But, he might space out or dissociate randomly, so just a fair warning, if he doesn't remember some of the details. He is also forgetful on top of that, so you might have to refresh his memory on that stuff
Might also develop the same hyperfixation as you because the way you make it sound so cool and interesting, and correct me if im wrong, but isnt it Scott Pilgrim vs the world? I think he would be way into that ngl, same with Murdoc, maybe?
Gets you matching stim toys because he thinks its cute, but he never uses his unfortunately, mainly because he lost it in one of his pants pockets as well as his leftover lint balls
Tries not to overwhelm you and plan dates that fit your schedule, while he does have a bad habit of wandering off or staying too close to you, at least he occasionally remembers to either: look behind him OR ask you if he needs to move a bit
Russel
Surprisingly is very well informed! Offers to get you stim toys and take you to the movies if they're playing it
Very chill and understanding about it overall tbh, just a thoughtful kind guy!
If you ever need him to, he will lay on you like a weighted blanket
Just smiles at you when you stim and pats you on the head,
Offers to show you cat videos when your overwhelmed that helps him
I cant think of any more headcanons for him, I am so sorry
Noodle
Extremely supportive and interested in your hyperfixation
Understands when you stim and even tries to help you or change things for you incase you need to
Has offered to beat up anyone that makes fun of your stimming, definitely will
Also very supportive! Uplifts you a lot
I also have no ideas for her either, all I know is she is just.. so supportive and protective of you
#gorillaz#gorillaz band#murdoc niccals#2d#russel hobbs#noodle#stuart pot#gorillaz headcanons#russel gorillaz#skippys friends#knife#mentions of knife#stabbing#mentions of stabbing#stabbing mention
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I posted 22,945 times in 2022
That's 2,956 more posts than 2021!
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I tagged 11,755 of my posts in 2022
Only 49% of my posts had no tags
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Longest Tag: 112 characters
#my middle school teacher taught us that we can look at the bridge of someone’s nose if we can’t make eye contact
My Top Posts in 2022:
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So excited for that irl manhunt to just be dream hunting down every single one of the hunters for not streaming on the server enough
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#3
I know it logically makes no sense for c!Dream to ever talk about XD like he knows anything but there’s something incredibly funny about c!Foolish asking him if he knows XD while staring at a statue of XD, who looks exactly like c!Dream, only for c!Dream to turn around and essentially say “I’ve never seen this man in my life.”
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#2
HE LP MEEEEEEEE I CAN’T KEEP UPPPPPP
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My #1 post of 2022
c!dream is so funny because at his core he’s just like “I do not love anything or anyone. I cut my attachments completely, and this therefore makes me invincible. I am willing to do whatever I must to accomplish my goals. I am so evil and fucked up- oh hello Punz my bestest friend ever whom I turn to for advice and aid in my darkest hour and trust with my life, watch me use this revive book that acts as the only thing giving my life value, therefore potentially threatening my safety by giving you a means to know how I do what I do. I trust you enough to believe you’ll be there for me after months of everything possible going wrong. I don’t love things though. Anyway, you wanna kiss?”
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i'm trying word of honor and it is DERANGED i'm having a great time
literally the worst sword fight i've ever seen
dramatic stripping while hallucinating the dead ex-boyfriend
multiple political deaths
my guy is coughing blood and only has two years to live
the sets, costumes, and wigs are INCREDIBLY elaborate and actually quite good i think
it's only been half an hour!
this is an action telenovela, that's what's going on
oh also he paints
everybody quotes poetry that i'm sure has great significance but i do not understand that reference
ah i think he's been exiled possibly?
now he's doing the mission impossible mask. my guy how am i supposed to keep track of who's who i just got here
they spend their whole budget on styrofoam rocks and funny hats and the fight scenes are just disconnected slow motion shots of people flailing
the way you identify a ghost is 1. funny hat 2. lipstick 3. red eyeliner 3. other assorted makeup/hair looks
TIME SKIP. MY GUY I JUST GOT HERE, SLOW DOWN.
where do they get these sets??? this is a whole street
SLOW PAN UP THE TEACUP AND GENTLY FLAPPING FAN LADIES AND GENTS LOVE INTEREST IDENTIFIED
ah this girly is cute ur honor
oh she's got a WHIP. nice.
what i assume is supposed to be a teenager out getting pastries for mom: oh! a random guy who sits on the side of the road drinking and knows some martial arts! here's my business card, come stay at my house
my guy: tanned, fit, lies on the street drinking, knows martial arts, unkempt but otherwise just A Dude
everyone he meets: obviously this man is dying
i mean he IS dying but how do you know??? he just coughed. once. maybe it was a gnat. it wasn't even a big cough it was just a little cough. do regular people not cough.
Aaaaaaah good old magic sword man flight aka t-posing to assert dominance over gravity
Magic sword man fighting style two: spinning!
oooh he's got one of them bendy swords
BOAT CABBIE HAS SWORDS!!! GO GET EM DUDE!
cabbie man, dying: pay your fucking tab
cabbie man: in place of silver i will accept you adopting this random child. if you don't i'll turn your bones into soup.
love interest: if you do martial arts in front of me i'll show up to fight you at random, compliment your fighting and your face, and make meaningful intense eye contact with you
"here, eat my dinner. c'mon. c'mon. I'm complimenting you with poetry. eat my bread on a stick."
there is something Deeply Wrong with this love interest 😁
"Look at me aren't I so impressive reciting poetry for you?! I'm handsome and dramatic pay attention to me"
Oh we have a SAVAGE grandma on the scene
"No don't leeeeeeaaaaaave come on a road trip with meeeeeeee"
*wheezing* "you don't understand he's pretty and smart and has nice shoulders I can't NOT fuck him"
EVIL STRING! EVIL STRING!
"I put on a new outfiiiiiiit and I'm sitting prettily next to the road with tea! Randomly! Come sit with me! Oh youre at the river let me recite poetry for you! Wait where are you going come back"
THERE IS NO ROOM IN THIS IN BC SURPRISE! I BOUGHT THE INN
Oh noooo there's only one presidential suite we'll have to share! Oh no!
Oh is he a ghost???? I want to know your secrets stalker man
AHA HE IS HE'S CRACKING THE WALNUTS LIKE THE GHOST DUDE
New fighting style unlocked: smack them in the face with a wet rag
HE HAS THE CONSUMPTION
"Oh mercy me I'm just minding my own business playing romantic flute music on my boat with a famous chef passing by your location for 😊 no 😊 reason 😘"
Has this man ever actually managed to have a drink in his gourd or does he just pull it out to shake upside down when people are trying to make eye contact with him
He done killed a man with a ham hock
Join me in my stalking ways, child, if we both rope him he can't get away!
and that's where i'm stopping for now :)
#word of honor#anime in progress#seems to be my liveblog tag???#and i think i should have a separate tag for non-anime let's call it#anime adjacents#let's use#noodle watches#for actual liveblog posts
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SKZ + a ftm s/o !!
◌ ftm (female-to-male) refers to a transgender person who was assigned female at birth, but identifies as male. these people are awesome, lovely, brave, & valid !! (yes that’s part of the official definition !!!! look it up <3)
part of my eight as fate event !! ( requested by @lixsmullet ♡ )
genre/s: fluff, skz x ftm reader
warning/s: mentions of dysphoria, mentions of periods, one very brief implication of transphobia (NOT IN REFERENCE TO THE MEMBERS DW), use of various pet names, swearing, my dumb formatting and commentary uwu
wc: ~1.5k
a/n: i hope i did this req justice !!! i made sure to do a lot of research on topics that might come up in this situation so i hope everything is accurate, but also inclusive for multiple types of people within the ftm umbrella. the descriptions might not be too deep but pls know they were written with a lot of care. OH ALSO i included potential pet names they might use !! i really really hope y’all enjoy this :) lmk what u think !!
◌ CHAN
chan’s known for putting other people’s needs before his own, and this is no exception.
he’d be super giving !!! would buy you “world’s best boyfriend” mugs and shit !!! it’s cringe but you love him so it’s fine !!!
more on top of your doctors appointments or meds than you are tbh
boy oh boy… if you take/decide to start taking testosterone……
LOOK OUT HERE COMES THE T POLICE KJDF
he just wants to do everything he can to help you !!!!! whether it means literally helping you stay on top of things and being your at-home (emotional) therapist, or giving you space.
i feel like he’s very good at detecting how a person feels based on their face or body language, so he’d always be on the lookout in case you might be feeling off or dysphoric.
and, as much as it might pain him, he’d give you as much time/space as you need. once again, he has your best interest in mind 24/7 !!! he just loves you so much, you know? 🥺
potential pet names (as long as you’re ok with them !! that goes for each member.): babyboy (we saw this one coming), foxy/sexy (mostly sarcastic but also… True), sunshine
◌ MINHO
a thing that i personally love to imagine: minho introducing you to people as his boyfriend
if anybody ever gives either of you a questioning look afterward (either intentionally or not) he wouldn’t waver at all !!! he’d just stand there and keep smiling. because you’re his boyfriend, duh
constantly reminds you how strong you are !! how super tough and cool you are !!! because it’s true !!!!!!!
i feel like i always make him sound like the ceo of Boyfriend Bootcamp in my reactions but i MEAN???
for example, if you’re ever feeling down (for whatever reason. whether it applies to you being trans or not) he’d be like “MAN UP !!! YOU’RE A WARRIOR !!!! ……. a cute one <3333 bUT A STRONG ONE !!!!!!”
in general, i definitely see him as the type of person who’ll just grab your hand or hold you a little closer in situations where he thinks you might feel uncomfortable, and even if he doesn’t directly acknowledge it, you know there’s a lot of love and care behind the gesture.
also… you’re sad? here, hold a cat.
potential pet names: stud (as a joke.. but it stuck), anything that starts with “my” (like my boy, my baby, my love, etc.)
◌ CHANGBIN
ok listen
i’m not calling changbin lazy
HOWEVER
he will most definitely try and make you do “manly” things for him when he doesn’t feel like it- SJDJJ
imagine his raspy, tough, yet adorably whiny voice being all:
“BAAAABE…. BABYYYYYY….. come lift this fOR MEEEEEEEE”
ESPECIALLYYYY if you’re taller than him oh my Lord
BUT HE’D DENY IT AT ALL COSTS !!!
changbin, pointing to an object on a tall shelf: “BABE can you get this for me? you’re so strong you can do it <3333”
you: “short ass-”
changbin: “hEY”
ALSO if you menstruate, i personally believe that he would be very comforting to have around during that time !!!!! just chillin on the couch !!!!!! vibin !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
your very own personal heating pad <33 jksjfd
potential pet names: babe, bunny, hot stuff (sometimes used for moments of sarcasm !!! there are lots of those..)
◌ HYUNJIN
he’s very sweet and loving with you, which never changes despite anything you might be going through. like ,,,ever.
i can see him being especially sweet and helpful for someone who doesn’t want to or can’t surgically transition !!!!
would do everything he could to emphasize the fact that you’re his favorite boy !!!!
whether it’s through activities, pet names, playful jokes, etc., he always wants to remind you how manly and lovely you are !! lolll
i present to you a thought that just popped up in my head and Will Not Leave:
you might normally be the little spoon, but if you ever feel a bit off about your body or just don’t want to be held, THIS BOY WILL GET CURLED UP IN A LITTLE SPOON POSITION FOR YOU !! SO VERY FAST !!!
(is it also an excuse for him to be the little spoon? yeah maybe it is-)
potential pet names: hubby (regardless of whether or not you’re married sjdsdf), prince, things that start with “my”
◌ JISUNG
asks lots of questions !!!!!!! whenever he’s not sure how to proceed with something or has any general questions about being trans or how to support you, he’ll be completely transparent with you about it.
even though it makes him a lil embarrassed 🥺🥺
will overuse the terms “dude” and “bro” just to make you laugh… but you both know there’s a hidden underlayer of validation there
loves cheering you up when you’re not feeling your best !!!
also ,,,,,,Youtube Research Enthusiast
“hey y/n check this out! let’s try it :D” and it’s a two minute video about how to naturally lower your voice
and you go along with it because a.) he’s cute for suggesting it, b.) it could actually be useful, and c.) he’ll look cute stretching his neck for a few minutes and it would be a valuable use of your time to watch him do it <3 jsjdfh
oh also !!!! we know he’s just Like This anyways, but he will indeed take every chance he gets to kiss random parts of your body like your hands, shoulders, the tip of your nose, and anything else you’re comfy with :) he just likes 2 smooch, what can i say?
potential pet names: anything silly !! bubba, baby/babycakes, good lookin’, etc.
◌ FELIX
this is somewhat similar to what i’d suggested in my nonbinary coming out reaction, but i feel like he’d take a lot of care to make you feel more confident in yourself !!!
especially when it comes to your appearance !!!!! if you ever decide to try out a new hairstyle, different clothing, etc., he’d HYPE YOU UPPPPP omg
you: *exists*
felix: *silly smirk* “my handsome boy.. hehe” 🥺
bakes for u !!!!!!! will come over asap with freshly baked cookies if he even senses you might not be feeling your best !!!!!!!!!!!!!
we all know he’s a real cuddlebug, but since you’ve explained dysphoria to him (to the best of your ability), it’s very important to him that he doesn’t overstep with the physical affection
he might also suggest you use a code word or gesture to signify if it’s ok for him to get all close and cuddly with you !! he knows you have your off days, and the last thing he wants to do is emphasize your insecurities.
he loves you more than anything, and he just wants to see you smile :)
potential pet names: handsome, love, sweets (bc ya know,,, brownie boy things <3)
◌ SEUNGMIN
would regularly spend hours and hours doing research on trans rights, different forms of transitioning, other people’s perspectives (both in his position and yours), etc
honestly i wouldn’t be surprised if he posted some questions on a website like reddit or quora or something from time to time SJDK (but eventually he’d be much more comfortable asking you directly, especially since he knows not every person is the same)
he really just wants to make sure he understands how you feel to the best of his ability in order to best care for you !!!
VERY VERY diligent if he has to adjust to new pronouns. would practice that shit like it’s his JOB.
i think he’d just be very scared of screwing something up, which you might have to console him about from time to time.
you know he’s trying his best to a.) not make this about himself and b.) do everything in his power to support you
sorta similarly to changbin, i think he’d be nice to have around if you’re ever on your period !! overall, this boy would do his RESEARCH
potential pet names: baby, mister (for some playful sarcasm), bear (or baby bear, honey bear, etc.)
◌ JEONGIN
if you’re ever feeling dysphoric, depressed, anxious, or generally not the best, he will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to cheer you up.
you: :(
jeongin: “ok fine you have permission to poke my cheeks all day”
you: :D
jeongin: :D
is also very similar to changbin !!!!! he’ll very dramatically give up on a task that requires even the slightest bit of manliness just so you can do it for him…. because he’s laz- i mean thoughtful <33
ok picture something with me besties (and this is quite random so bear with me):
he buys you cologne. cute !! very sweet of him yes <3 …...but the Backstory-
he had No idea what kind to get, so he went to the store and tried on like 10 different kinds until he realized he could just swatch them on a piece of paper so now he’s covered in cologne and he buys the one he thought was his favorite but he comes home to realize it was the WRONG ONE so he has to go back to the store and test them all again until he finds the one
..all just so he could surprise you & make you feel more masculine :’)
anyways LONG STORY SHORT: innie best boy :D
potential pet names: bun (in reference to bread, of course. you must match.), handsome, sexy (BUT ONLY IF YOU SAY IT RIGHT BACK !!!!!! sexy loaf boyfriends aw <3)
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Soulmarks, Part 9
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She breathed out as she broke Mr. Pigeon’s whistle for the 21st time.
“God, when will Hawkmoth show up again? We haven’t seen him in ages,” complained Marinette as she caught the butterfly. She waved it off vaguely.
“It’s almost like he doesn’t want us to beat him,” complained Adrien, crossing his arms over his chest.
“Right?”
Tim laughed over the comms. “Sucks that you guys can’t track the butterflies.”
The heroes looked at each other in silence for a long time.
“You… you have tried to track the akumas, right?”
“Well…” Began Adrien.
“About that…” Continued Marinette.
Tim sighed.
~
He looked up from the computer as she took a seat beside him and raised his eyebrows slightly. “Hey.”
“Hi,” she mumbled, sipping at her coffee cup. She started pulling up tabs on a different screen.
He gave a grin. “You didn’t get me any?”
“Dick said you’re cut off.”
He sighed. Man, he’d been hoping that she hadn’t known. Now how was he supposed to stay up when he’d been expressly told to go to sleep?
“I don’t get that. You drink more than me. You should be banned, too.”
She shrugged. “I can portal out and get some if I want. You can’t. You’re easier to control.”
Damn it. That made sense.
He rested his head back against the chair and crossed his arms. “This is stupid.”
“Mmm,” she hummed, still clicking away at the computer.
He huffed at her apparent disinterest in his struggles. He looked at her screen to see what had captivated her attention and raised his eyebrows. “If you needed a map of Gotham you could’ve just looked it up on your phone.”
“Not what I was doing.” She sighed. “I’m trying to figure out where Joker would be hiding. He’s super white. You’d think someone’d see him by now and post him on twitter.”
He shook his head. “Not if he killed everyone he saw.”
“But he hasn’t done that. There hasn’t been any major shootings, no mysterious missing camera footage, nothing.” She crumpled the now empty coffee cup in her hands. “It’s like he just... disappeared.”
He scooted his wheely chair closer to her and frowned as he looked at the files she was searching through over her shoulder. She was, shockingly, right. Not only had Joker not been implicated for any crimes, the city had been devoid of pretty much everything major since he’d been gone. No bank robberies, no shoutouts, nothing. It was as if every major criminal had agreed to take the month off.
“Gotham is too quiet,” he whispered.
She nodded grimly.
~
Marinette sighed lightly as she stepped into the Batcave and found Tim zombie-ing around. She caught his arm before he could bring another cup of coffee to his lips.
“When was the last time you slept?”
He mumbled something that might have been ‘never’.
She shook her head. “I know finding Joker is important, but you have to sleep more.”
He groaned.
She tried to pull the mug away from him.
He didn’t let go, hooking his legs around his swivel chair. She pulled again and cursed when this only succeeded in making him roll a few centimeters.
She narrowed her eyes and started dragging him around the Batcave by his mug. Eventually he’d have to give up or his body would give out. She could wait. She was hopped up on caffeine and it was only midday in France. She could outlast him.
Dick walked in, twirling his escrima sticks like batons. He stopped short as he spotted the heroine dragging her soulmate around the Batcave while he hung off of her.
“Uh…?”
“DONT YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME, DICK.”
He raised his hands in a kind of ‘okay, damn, don’t hurt me’ fashion and started backing away slowly.
“Diiiiiick, help meeeeeeee,” begged Tim.
Dick hesitated, his eyes flickering between both of them, before he apparently decided that it would be better to just fall to his doom than choose a side. He hopped over the nearest railing and disappeared.
Marinette blinked. “Did he just… die...?”
“I’m fine!” He yelled from somewhere in the cave.
“Oooookaaaaay… what is wrong with this family?” She whispered.
“One day you’ll be one of us, so you’re insulting future you right now,” Tim teased quietly, only to whine as she managed to finally kick the chair away from him.
She hooked his arm around her shoulders and bore most of his weight as she began dragging him up to his room. “Who says we’re going to get married?”
“Hopefully you, one day, but if you don’t there’s no way Bruce wouldn’t adopt you.”
She rolled her eyes. “You need to sleep.”
“No…”
“Yes.”
She pushed open the door to his room and raised her eyebrows at the spotlessness. She had expected it to be covered in a fine layer of dust with how little he used it, but she supposed that Alfred would never let the mansion fall into even slight disrepair.
He sighed and attempted to lean away from her. She probably would have actually fallen if she hadn’t been prepared for some kind of retaliation but, as it was, she still ended up having to grab the doorframe to stop them from hitting the floor.
He pouted. “I don’t wanna sleep.”
“Okay, fine, give me one good reason why I shouldn’t make you sleep,” she said, dropping him on the bed.
She crossed her arms over her chest as he considered the question.
He couldn’t seem to meet her eyes as he mumbled his answer: “Nightmares.”
Marinette had been prepared to immediately shut him down, her mouth halfway open, but then she snapped it shut.
That was actually a very good reason. Huh.
What was she supposed to say? She wasn’t his therapist! She was fourteen! Give her a break!
She watched him pull his pillow to his chest and bury his face in it. There was a tiny pang in her chest.
Even if she wasn’t his therapist, she still wanted to help…
She hesitantly sat down on the edge of the bed and took his hand. He stiffened slightly and looked up at her with a tiny, somewhat confused, frown playing across his lips. She gave him an awkward smile in return.
“You’re going to pass out no matter what, but… I’ll stay here and make sure you don’t have any nightmares, okay? I promise.”
He squeezed her hand a little bit to say he understood and settled into the blankets. After a bit, he gave a short laugh.
“What’s so funny?”
“You say ‘okay’ a lot when you don’t know what to do,” he teased quietly.
She blinked. “Oka --?”
He cut her off with his laughter and her face reddened.
“That’s it! I’m leaving!” She joked, only to feel his grip tighten on her hand.
“Don’t go. Please.”
She looked at his wide eyes and felt herself blush harder. “I was kidding, I made a promise. Besides, I don’t think you’d sleep if I left.”
His grip slackened a little bit.
“Actually… my body kinda gave up when I laid down here and now it won’t let me get up.”
She nodded slightly. “Yeah, they do that when you do something stupid and then lay down. They’re pretty good at making sure you don’t overexert yourself.”
He huffed. “Stupid human limitations.”
Marinette grinned and ran her thumb along the back of his hand. “Awful, really.”
He gave a short hum of agreement before closing his eyes. After a bit, she felt his grip slacken on her hand.
She pulled the blanket over him properly and pressed a kiss to his forehead.
Tim smiled in his sleep.
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bhah ch6 it’s go time
excitable bby carson is so cute I love that kid
Dani uuuhhh being so in tune w Jamie always is so lovely. and Jamie almost being a bit scared of accepting her kindness when she’s truly hurting is so interesting like I think Dani really is her person but she still can’t fully let down all her walls around her. or tbh probably doesn’t have the emotional capacity to understand how she’s feeling and communicate that properly gah someone pls give her unending emotional support she makes my heart hurt so much
“There was an odd expression on her face that Dani couldn’t place” that’s love babey (i feel like there are a lot of moments like this lol I love seeing this all from Dani’s POV)
oof Dani trying to figure out where she’d ‘misstepped’ bc of a look Karen gave her god she doesn’t deserve this
the way she can make Dani have a fucking panic attack just by being near her ummmmmm I hate her. like i can’t even comment on this bit bc I’m mostly just trying to read it really fast and not reflect too hard
ah sweet Jamie
hmmmm is this the moment Dani falls in love with Jamie please it’s so sweet and casual and literally just Jamie being herself and caring about Dani with her whole heart. no wonder. also the contrast of this with her realising as an adult is beautiful. Dani u poor little confused gay angel
the dirty paperback a staple of all good plotlines
dsfjhdfkjghkjfh when Dani straddles her and Jamie just fucking freezes oh my god this part makes me laugh so much you poor little lesbian
““As you wish,” Jamie said softly.” oh god oh no not the princess bride rn this whole bit is too soft
“Twenty-four hours alone with Jamie in her house, and it was like Dani had suddenly forgotten what the emptiness of it felt like.” oof just. Jamie is her home I can’t even think about that concept too hard it is too beautiful and all-encompassing
Milkshake Monday is so cute I’m gonna make a milkshake on Monday in honour of the O’Mara/Clayton/Taylor gang
Eddie’s “he rested his hand oddly on the ground between them, his palm up and hands loose“ is giving me flashbacks to the only date I ever went on with a man please not this move
aww poor Jamie is jealous (and probably very sadly realising she will never get to be where Eddie is with the handholding and blossoming relationship ouch) (this is also giving me flashbacks stop living inside my brain)
oh my god Jamie sprinting away from David w the paperback i’m dying
aww lil D&D bebes
dfgdjfh “I cast: slap you in the face.” i think he has some points
Eddie and his endless sheets of notes and plans is actually super cute.
Carson wanting to be evil there is somethin to be said abt queer-coded villians and that is that I love them and the gravitational forces they apply to baby gays
god the sibling banter in this is so perfect this is exactly how this wld have gone down w me n my siblings
lmao eddie really is in his element this is so good
god Jamie just... so anxiously awaiting for the only source of stability she’s ever had in her life to return I am emotional
teeny baby mikey. Jamie’s parents are the fucking worst for the ways they treated their kids but I’m so glad Nan can be here for them
why is... jamie so upset?? is this like. it kinda puts the nail in the coffin of the idea of her family being whole again?? is it just because Jamie wasn’t told what’s happening and she feels out of control?? let me see inside ur brain jamie u poor confused angry little bird
ugh now I am thinking about the idea of family and building ur own and getting to choose the people that mean the most to you and it sucks that for some people the families they were born into can’t be that and this is too much for a Sunday afternoon
oh she’s upset by the change of it all (tho like... that’s probably just the easiest part to talk about rn I’m sure it’s a lot of complicated emotions)
the foreshadowing of “I’ll be the one to take care of him”
"She isn't going to just up and leave you alone with a baby, Jamie." genuinely too fragile for this rn
fuck i can just picture extremely sullen teenage Jamie with feelings too big to process properly trying to just survive and sweet understanding Dani giving her a really gentle place to kind of... reflect a bit and work through them. I am. also having feelings too big to process properly. i love that Nan knows Dani is this for her too and probably sent her after her for that exact reason
hhhmnngfhgh washing her hands for her the intricate rituals of it all
“Can just call him ‘Bawbag’ and be done with it.” jesus christ Jamie sdkjfhdkjdghk I am wheezing
Dani giving Mikey the nickname literally means everything to meeeeeeee
Dani picking up pamphlets for Ed and Jamie too is so cute
lmao Dani is like. a boy??? asking me to homecoming???? panic time
Roger’s lil crush on Jamie is so funny bro ur barking up the wrong tree... in the wrong forest... in the wrong hemisphere... lost in space somewhere
Jamie getting to grow her own flowers is so wonderful and Dani recognising this is where she’s the most fulfilled is so lovely (and I finally know where the pressed morning glory from the box is yus)
god Karen is so relentlessly mean to Dani why are u like this
Jesus christ the thought of Dani asking Nan what sodomy is. the heartattack she wld have
woof this like subtle ‘you’ll never be accepted bc it’s just not right’ vibe from Karen in this whole conversation w Judy this is tooooo familiar. no wonder she just keeps repressing it all (should i be using this fic to process my own life probably not)
Jamie taking them to an outdoor picture theatre because Dani mentioned wanting to go one time ow my heart. this is basically their first date no?? flip that’s cute. oh god a horror movie tho sdkjfhdjf Jamie
i think there’s such an interesting thing of Dani and Jamie just... falling into each other in this really uneventful way and their whole relationship being this really full thing without a big realisation of ‘this is what love/romance is’ and is probably half the reason Dani isn’t really able to name it as that?? like i love it and i think it’s so sweet but I wonder if Jamie was ever able to actually say something if that would have finally tipped her tiny lil repressed brain over into realisation???
this whole bit is so sweetly innocent I love it
another day 3 days another emotional rollercoaster of a chapter gbless
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Hi i havent read the books post-resurrection so im kinda lost on why you dont like phase 2 val? She was easily one of my favourite characters ever, she was flawed (and the books took time to acknowledge them) and relatable and still really admirable (intelligent, brave, loyal) and i really liked her and really appreciated that she wasn’t perfect unlike every other young adult heroines. What went wrong😢😢😢😢
Okay I'm gonna put this under a cut because I very strongly dislike phase 2 val and I know it bugs people who don't feel the same, so. Dead dove dont eat
Okay so first off, phase 1 val and phase 2 val are completely different people. literally. phase 1 val was based on an ex-friend of lardo's who used to apparently be involved pretty heavily in like, editing the books and "she'd react like this" or "val wouldn't say that", and that val she was one of my favourite fictional characters from when book one came out to the release of resurrection. phase 2 val is based on his whiny little girlfriend who likes to start shit with 14yos on twitter, and you can absolutely tell she is no longer the same person. so the long story short of "what went wrong" is "the original irl val's friendship with dirty laundry ended for whatever reason and he decided to retcon her entire personality to suit his gf"
Phase 2 Val, in my opinion:
Weak, like won't even fight back when she gets jumped bc boo fucking hoo she's so awful, bitch get up already, nobody signed up for ur pity party
Whiny. So fucking whiny. All the time. And she's the POV character so it's inescapable.
"Pacifist" but in a really pathetic virtue-signalling kind of way like "Oh, I've done such terrible thiiiiiiiiiiings I'm so awfulllllllllllll look how good I'm trying to be nowwwwwwww pay attention to meeeeeeee" kind of way, it was both boring and a massive eye roll. It's a book about magic and asskicking. Kick some ass. We're here for escapism not "realistic" whining. Yes, irl she'd be a mess. As an author it's his job to strike a balance between the "realism" he wants to portray and making his readers so depressed and done with his heroine that they quit reading, and in my case, he absolutely failed.
Everything must be about her at all times. Skug is having personal problems? Fuck him, they're about her now. Everything is about how it affects her, and her feelings, and be damned to the person actually having the problem. Fucks phase 2 val cain gives about anyone except herself: 0
Bitter and jaded. Which yeah I get why but it's like jesus christ what do we get out of reading about this? It's not even good bitter and jaded where it makes you empathise or admire her strength in adversity or whatever, she's just become a really nasty person with no redeeming features that I could see. Which? Landy outright said she's based on his gf? If your boyfriend is gonna drag ur entire personality through the dirt like that and write "you" as just a collection of incredibly negative traits...yikes.
Really ungrateful about the awesome life she leads? Which bugs me bc I fucking hate mundanity and knowing that all there is to life is fucking working and bad mental health. I would kill to live her life. All she does is moan about it. Like? Quit then. Fuck off back to being a mortal if it's that bad and live the shitty life you wanted to get away from in the first place. That way we'd get no more books, and quite honestly, thank fuck for that. But anyway, she needs to pick one, stick with it, and stop complaining about whatever she chose.
The girl wallows in self pity. And if someone else isn't indulging her enough, she'll wallow harder and louder and more obviously. Yawn.
Her POV is now so depressing to read that Resurrection literally tanked my mental health. I'm not kidding. I fell off the self-harm wagon, the suicidal thoughts came back, reading her dissociating would make me dissociate, I just did not cope whatsoever. Being in her head was just like being in my head during my worst points, and I hate myself, so naturally, I hate her too. Like I get why some people like phase two val. I get that her depression is "realistic" and that trauma does just make some people completely dislikeable and self-pitying, and if people want to read about that, then...sure. you do you, my dudes. But I live that reality, I am that person whose trauma made her a dysfunctional, isolated bitch, and I hate, passionately, having it infest the media I consume to escape.
Essentially if I wanted to engage with a bitter, spiteful, depressed piece of shit in her 20s who pushes everyone away and sucks at everything, I'd live my gd life. Yall see me tryna engage with my real life? Hell nah I'm on tumblr dot com burying my head up the ass of whatever fandom will force my brain to produce some s e r o t o n i n and that is what I need this series for
Also? The dynamic she had with skug in phase one? "Until the end"? "You save me, I save you, that's how we work"? Forget that, it doesn't exist anymore. I stopped reading after Midnight, because she was written like he was a coworker she could barely tolerate. They went from "Lardo confirms on twitter that they talked on the phone a bunch while she was in america and he'd always ask her to come home" to "she comes home and proceeds to blank him for five months while she sits in her fuckin multimillionaire's mansion feeling sorry for herself". Their friendship completely disintegrated, they were totally separated for most of the book, she's written as not giving a single shit about him. She treated him like dirt, and their dynamic basically felt like it was becoming "Local Man With History Of Gravitating Towards Abusive Women Makes Same Terrible Choices For Fifth Time" and? that was the point of no return to me. he supports her unconditionally, no matter what he's going through at the time, he's walked on broken bones to try and get to her when she was in danger, she can tell him anything and he'd never use it against her. I did not, for one second in phase two, believe she felt the same about him. tbh it felt like she could - and wanted to - drop him at the first opportunity and not even feel bad about it, and that's not the dynamic that made me so emotionally attached to phase one. i signed up for "until the end", not whatever bullshit phase two has going on.
Apparently she's "less depressed" now and their relationship is "better" in the books published since midnight, which! might well be true. but I haven't read them and don't intend to, and she's gone from one of my favourite fictional characters ever (which! was impressive! because i almost never bond with the female lead - i normally get attached exclusively to the character i crush on, which would be skug here. val was the first female lead i actually cared about since xena! so im deeply salty about losing her!) to a character i? honestly prefer to pretend doesn't exist. i live in war era dead men/generals crackship land because that way, i don't have to acknowledge her or the fuckin character assassination phase 2 pulled on her.
so yeah, no hate towards phase one val at all. phase one val was awesome and flawed and gave me something to aspire to despite my shitty mental health and trauma, and if she'd kept her original personality she might still have been those things. but the original "real life" val is no longer involved (and doesn't talk to landy at all anymore, apparently), and the val based on landy's insufferable gf? i cannot get behind her at all ever, four for skug and none for phase two val cain bye
(tldr; you're not missing anything by quitting after spx)
#skulduggery pleasant#valkyrie cain#anti-val#extremely anti-val#but like only anti-phase two val#bc phase one val was great and i loved her#come back friend!laura val needs you#lardass can't write her without ur input
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immj2 13.10.20 lb
askjdshkfjdhkfkjdhfkj vansh being told the number of things that went wrong in the 24ish hours he wasn't in this house of horrors and his face is like THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DON'T LEAVE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSES ALONE
lol, like i said in the firsttttttttt lb, vansh is taking this news realllllllll chill. he's not mad at riddhima at allllllllll for keeping all this from him.
saasuji, chachi, and aryan adding some shuddh desi ghee in this aag. can't blame them. riddhima IS a colossal pain in the ass.
lmao one more bomb thrown on vansh, ki sejal bhi kidnap hui hai aur yahin kahin hai. yaaaaaar, i never thought i'd feel this bad for Ghar Ka Bada Beta after shivaay, but this man is truly having to deal with The Most.
accusation after accusation thrown left and right, and vansh is literally like
man, idk why kabir does any of this devious planning and effort. with allllllll this dumbfuckery, it's just a matter of time before the raisinghanias go extinct from SHEER STUPIDITY. he should just bide his time and let them wipe themselves out. should take like, 3 months, tops.
VANSH HAS A BOMB OF HIS OWNNNNNNNNN: “SEJAL MERE PAAS HAI.” WHUT??!!?!?!?
lmao the panic on allllllllllll these fools' faces hearing that vansh has sejal. dadi and siya are the only oblivious and unbothered ones here.
hahahahahaha vansh turns around and sees YET another fucker who's out to test him and is like MOTHERF....... AB TU KAUN HAI BEYYYYY
vansh playing march 24th waale modiji and is like NONE OF YOU FUCKERS LEAVING THE HOUSE FROM NOW ON. NO ONE. EVER.
dang this growly vansh aint the smiley simp from the last 2-3 eps. i'm intrigued.
he promises everyyyyyything's gonna come out in a bit. yissssssssssssssss *grabs my popcorn from the rasoda*
vanshhhhhhhh OUT!
my queschun is ki does mishra know he's fully being made to shady shit by kabir or not!?!?!??!?
mishra not picking phone. he dedddddddddddd, lol. #RIPMishra
KABIR WTF DON'T BE PULLING THE DUDE'S WIFE AROUND LIKE THIS. OH GOD THEY'RE FULLY GONNA GET MURDERED TODAY.
ainvayi ka nakli fikar and some chugli against vansh.
REJECTED. honestly, she's really asking to be murdered, lol. sis, you can't be playing both parties like this.
lol kabir is meeeeeeee, so sick and tired of heterosexual ppl in love.
blah blah blah find out what he knows.
lmao everyoneeeeeeeeee is panickkkkkk.
WHY DOES HE KEEP TAKING HIS BLOODY MASK OFFFFFFFF
AND DESTROYING PROPERTY AND MAKING NOISE TO DRAW MORE ATTENTION TO THE ROOM. KABIR, SATYAAANAAASH, I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE SMART ONE HERE.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP.
lolololololololololllllllll mummy ki haalat kharaab.
kabir using his half brain cell and not panicking out of control. good.
god bless this vapid praani. idhar sab ki hawa tight hai aur isko apni hairstyle ki padi hai. he's like an evil rudra from IB.
chachi is relatably stress-eating carbs. my most potent coping mechanism.
aryan is like, chillllllll this is mauke pe chauka type situation.
ASDLFKDSLKFJDLSKFJDLSJFLDSKJFL VANSH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HE LAMINATED IT AND EVERYTHING HAHAHAHAHHAHA GODDDDDDD I LOVE HIS PETTY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
chalo inn madam ki baari ab, phat ke haath mein aane ki.
helllllllllllllllo, sir. immediate aankhon ko thandak now that he changed out of that red suit.
damn, my aankhein not the only thing thandiiiiiii in this room. temp just dropped to -20 with how chilly he's being to her.
SIS HAS WIPED HER SWEATY UPPER LIP SO MANY TIMES KI FREEFUND KI MOOCHON KI WAXING HO GAYI HAI FRICTION SE. BEHEN POWDER THAT SHIT AND STOP TOUCHING IT; YOU'RE GIVING THE WHOLE GAME AWAY. JESUS. ISKO SPY BANAAKE BHEJA HAI?!?!?! ISKO?????? 🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️
lol does he look like he gives a rat’s ass about sejal and your ramkathaa??????
DUDE STOP RAMBLING. JESUS. YOU'RE SOFA KING BAD AT THIS.
speaking of bad sofas, wth is up with the RIDICULOUSLY high backed chairs in this house, they look fucking insane.
vansh willing her to STFU with his eyes is honestly me.
“maine apni pasand badal li, riddhima.” yiiiiiiiiikes. he's not just talking about cologne, is he???
but also, you deserve much better than this twit, so good for you, my man. you deserve to be with someone who at least has six (6) brain cells.
dhat tere ki. he still seems into her. bloody heterosexuality. hum sabko le doobegi.
“itni nervous kyun ho tum aaj?”
NERVOUSNESS JAAYE BHAAD MEIN; I WOULD FUCKING NEVER LET ANYONE TOUCH MY FACE WITH THEIR BLOODY HANDKERCHIEF EXCUSE ME SIR THIS SKIN TAKES A LOT OF MAINTENANCE I CANNOT HAVE YOU DABBING AT IT WITH YOUR FILTHY POCKET CLOTH AND RISKING BREAKOUTS I MUST INSIST YOU REASSURE AND COMFORT ME FROM 2 FEET AWAY THANK YOU
riddhima trying valiantly to bluff her way through this conversation but vansh is like me on online shopping sites after filling my cart full of stuff: NOT BUYING IT.
literally me any time someone touches my face. internally screaming and thinking about how i’ll have to go dab tea tree oil all over to preemptively stop a breakout.
uhhhhhhhhhhh, she didn't say anything about wanting to know what sejal said to you????? mind-reading is very rude and an invasion of privacy, vansh!!!!!
4 pm, kab bajenge bloody 4, out with it alreadyyyyyyyyy.
lol that tinnnnnnnnny smirk of his as he leaves.
no but forreal, imagine living with this dramaticass man who promises big shows at a given time, like honestly i would be so fucking annoyed. at least shivaay never planned his big living room all-family conferences and made ppl WAITTTTTTTTT for it.
mummy is like kabir plsssssssssssss gtfo.
riddhima is useless as ever and has no info. big surprise.
AEDKLSJFLDSKJLFSKJFLKSDJL HE SNUCK UP ON HER
mummy always been knowing that riddhima is a fucking nikammi.
ok notttttttttt cooool my man. phone is private shit.
off kardiya shaaaani ne.
lol kiskoooooooo pappu bana rahi ho behen, this man knows everyyyyyyyyything.
was that HIS phone he just picked up and left? usmein recording kar raha tha toh??????
honestly can you even blame vansh for being such a shakki shakeel, his house is filllllllllled with fucking snakes.
THIS FOOL JUST BE WALKING AROUND USING ALL THE MAIN DOORS AND SHIT WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU MANNNNNNNNN
asjdkasjdkajshkdsj and the prize for most valiant effort at hide and seek goes to.................
peripheral vision naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai, bhai. use karle.
4 BAJ GAYE LEKIN PARTY ABHI BAAKI HAI, ABHI TOH PARTY SHURU HUI HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII 🥳🥳🥳
hahahahahhahahaha what the fuck his ass actually has a fulllllllllblown sirens blowing at 4 pm. like not a small tinkly alarm too, this is like those sirens they have blaring at big factories and shit.
riddhima dressed in that promo waali sari where nothing good happens so............ good luck sis.
(but also this is the sari anika wore when they fucked in laal ishq so maybeeeeeeeeee good times are incoming???)
HE ACTUALLY TURNED AROUND AND TOOK HIS PLACE, FOR MAXIMUMMMMMMM EFFECT. THIS MAN AND HIS FLAIR FOR THE DRAMATIC. I LOVE IT.
“yeh sab kya ho raha hai vansh??”
“chaar baj gaye, dadi.”
yes. totally a satisfactory explanation for this shit. thanks vansh. but you COULD have mentioned in your notes ki 4 baje ko jo hona tha, was a scheduled fire drill.
ANY HIGH TENSION SITUATION MAKES ME WANNA PEE REAL BAD, AND GIRLS, MY BLADDER IS REAL HURTY RN.
also lord, this one’s base makeup is too yellow toned too. just look at the contrast between his face and his ear.
askdlajlkdjlasjdlasjlkj he sat right on THAT table.
“toh bataao mujhe: kya hua, kyun hua, aur kaise hua.”
.............. like.... who are you talking to? and what exactly are you referring to? you want me to like start from the big bang and the creation of the universe and evolution and all that jazz, ya like, from this morning when i woke up?
(it’s stupid shit like this i would ask that would get me fully murdered in a sitch like this. damn my smartassery, it’s gonna get me killed.)
lol aryan is up first. we love to see it. OUT WITH IT, YOU WEASELLY LITTLE SHIT.
noooooooooooooo, he didn't even let him properly stew and sweat over it. ouff vansh, kuch toh dramatic pause dete.
“afwaa phaili hai ki meri nazar baaz se tez hai..........”
why all the guys on colors these days gotta be baaz and cheel and god knows what else?!?!!?
OH DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
OH HELLLLLLLLLLLLLL HE DID USE HIS PERIPHERAL VISION AFTER ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL GOOOOOOD JOBBBBBBBBB VANSHHHHHHHHHHH
KABIR TU TOH GAYAAAAAAAAAA #RIPKABIR
akjsadkjhskjdhkjskask ngl i am fucking thrilled by this development
riddhima and mummy having simultaneous heart attacks though. lol idc, die bitches.
lmao kabir looking reallllllllllll ulta-chor-kotwaal-ko-daante for someone who got caught hiding inside a table.
DANG, I ACTUALLY CANNOT WAIT FOR THE NEXT EP????????? SHIT. THIS STUPID SHOW HOOKED ME IN SOOOOOOOOO EASY. 😫😫😫
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Mini Fanfic #395: After Coco (Kingdom Hearts)
9:22am in the Morning.......
Lea: (Got up From the Couch and Starts Yawning) Morning, my peeps....
Xion: (Giggles Softly) Good morning, sleepyhead.
Roxas: (Snickering) How was your sleep?
Isa: (Holding his Mug of Coffee in his hands) You know....after everything that happened last night.
Lea: Honestly, I slept like a new born- (Noticed Everyone in the room looking at him with a Smirk on their faces) Uh...why are you guys looking at me like that?
Isa: No reason.
Roxas: Just Cause.
Xion: Yeah. It's not like we saw you being emotionally precious last night~
Lea: "Emotionally-".....................('Sigh Heavily') You're talking about me crying last night, are you?
Roxas: Now you're catching on.
Isa: Had no idea you were so Emotional, Lea. (Sips on his Coffee)
Lea: ('Scoffs') So I cried over a Pixar movie, big deal! Everyone cries while watching these movies!
Xion: True. But you kind of took it to the extreme.
Lea: To the extreme? Xion, all I did was tell you guys how much I love all of you. It really wasn't nothing to it.
Roxas: (Smirk Grew Bigger) Okay. But are you sure that we're the ONLY ones you cried to last night?
Xion: Hmmmmmmmm?~
Lea: ..........What are kids talking about?
*Flashback*
*Cellphone Rang*
Kairi: (Picks up her Phone) Hello?-
Lea: (From the Other Line) KAIIIIIIRIIIIIIIIII!!!
Kairi: Axel?! H-Hey, what's wrong? W-Why are you crying?
Lea: Kairi, you're the best, adorable little sister I ever have in my life! And I'm so happy be the big brother who LOVES YOU VERY MUCH!!!
*Call End*
Kairi: (Place her Hand on her Chest while her Heart Begins to Melt from Lea's Sudden Call) Axel.........
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Lea: You're amazing kid, Sora!! And you deserve the world for EVERYTHING you done for us!!! THE WORLD!!
*Call End*
Sora: (Smiles Brightly while Blushes Appears on his face Bashfully)
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Lea: You're a smart kid, Riku!! You're worthy of being the Keyblade Master! Hell, you're practically a better Master than Mickey and Yen Sid COMBINED!!
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Lea: You're an honest to good kid, Ven! I really wish me and Isa get to hangout with you more when we were both DUMB KIDS!!!!
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Lea: Aqua, Terra, you guys are the best teachers any of us can EVER asked for!! You're even the best Blueberry Mom and Muffin Dad any of us ever known!! I'm so glad we became BEST ADULT FRIENDS!!!
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Lea: You're the most precious, most sweetest Cinnamon Roll I ever have the pleasure of meeting, Namine!! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NEVER GIVING UP ON MEEEEEEEE!
*Call End*
Namine: (Place Both of her hands on her mouth in Shock while Tears Falling Down her Eyes)
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Lea: Vantias.......(Took A Deep Breath) I don't care what you.....or anyone else says........but to me, your family, and to all of your group of friends........... YOU'RE A VERY GOOD BOI!!!
*Call Ended*
Vantias: ........................The fuck?
*Flashback Ended*
Xion: And after that, you instantly went to sleep like a baby.
Lea: (Unconvinced) Okay. I know I cried to you guys about how I feel, but there's no way my emotions was that bad enough to call up the whole squad.
Roxas: You sure about that?
Lea: Yes. I am sure, Roxas. ('Scoffs') I mean.... That's sounds completely ridiculous on paper, am I right?
*Doorbell Rang*
Isa: You might wanna get that.
Lea: ('Sigh') Fiiiiine.....(Walks Towards the Door) I swear, I don't know what to do with you people most of the- (Eyes Widened once he Opens the Door) time......
Everyone of the Seasalt Family's friends stares at Lea with Sincerely, Smiles on their faces. Some with tears on their eyes (Sora, Kairi, Namine). (Except for Vantias, who turns away from Lea while Blushing)
Lea: Uhhhhhhh.....Good morning-
Kairi: Oh, Axel!! (Gives Lea a Big Hug) Thank you for being the Big Brother I never had. I love you so so much! (Gives Lea a Kiss on the Cheek)
Sora: (Hugs Lea next) Your a Sweetheart, Axel! I'm sooooooo glad we became friends!
Riku: (Happily Pat Lea on the Shoulder) You're a good person, Lea. Don't ever change, okay?
Ventus: (Patted Lea on the Back with a Smile on his Face) I'm always free to hangout anytime you want, Lea.
Aqua: (Gently Grab Both of Lea's Hands with a Sincere Smile on her face) Thank you for being our students, Lea. As well as our Cherished Friend.
Terra: (Smiles Softly) Yeah, man. We're really glad we met you.
Namine: (Hugs Lea with Tears in her Eyes) Y-You're too kind, Lea.....('Sniff') Thank you so much for being my friend! (Burst out Crying into Lea's Embrace)
Lea: (Surprisedly but Gently Hugs Namine Back) Kiddo.....
Vantias: Hey!
Lea: (Turns to Vantias) Yeah?
Vantias: .........................Thank you.
Lea: (Couldn't Believe What is Happening Right Now) Jesus.........I really did poured out all of my emotions to you guys, haven't I?
Xion: (Happily Nodded)
Roxas: (Smirks A bit more Sincerely) And you thought we were lying to your face this entire time.
Aqua: There's no need to be embarrassed, Lea. Your words, while completely out of nowhere, made us all really happy yesterday and even now.
Sora: And we just want you to know that each and everyone of us here loves you with all of our hearts too!
Lea: (Eyes Widened) ...........Damn you guys.......(Tears Coming Out of his eyes) You're about to making me cry all over again.......
Sora: (Immediately Hugs Lea Again) Oh Lea.
Kairi: (Joins in on the Hug) Don't cry. It's okay.
Roxas: (Joins in) We're all here for you, man.
Xion: (Joins as Well) And we're not going anywhere. I promise.
At this point, Lea was already Engulfed by the love and care his family and friends are giving him......When suddenly.....
*Ahem*
Everyone: (Turns to see Isa with a Small Smile on his Face)
Isa: While I would love to see this emotional presentation last longer, would you all like to join us for breakfast today since you're here?
Everyone: (All Agreed while Saying 'Yes' to Isa)
Namine: Yes, please!
Isa: ('Sigh') (Great......Now there's ten mouths to feed this morning.....Still, as long as they're all here.....I guess it wouldn't hurt to make everyone breakfast.....just this once.)
Inspired by @khtext
@26shann
@keyenuta
@albion-93
@cyber-wildcat
@chompycroc
@ma-lemons
#kingdom hearts#lea#kh axel#roxas#xion#isa#sora#kairi#riku#ventus#aqua#terra#namine#vantias#pure friendship#sweet family moment#takes place after the Seasalt family watch the movie Coco last night#lea is emotionally precious#kairi is best little sister#namine is so precious#humor#have to edited it again to make it perfect. sorry about that
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Beta AU - Main story: Chapter 2, deadly life (Part 4)
Note of the author: I underestimated the length of this, this chapter is going to be the end of meeeEEEEE-
Chapter 2: The wolf and the lamb - Daily life
The tailor slowly lifted her head.
“... Excuse me?” she turned to Kirumi.
She lowered her head. “As I said, I do not see any reason why you would kill Kaede, seeing how close you two were, but you had my motive video, didn’t you?”
“I saw your name on the tablet and turned it off, then brought it to the others like everyone else in this godforsaken room.” Maki sounded really mad, tears in the corner of her eyes.
Ryoma sighed. “Kirumi, for someone backed into a corner, using Maki as a scapegoat is a low blow coming from you.”
She tightened the grip on her podium. “As I said, I highly doubt Maki would do such a thing, but we cannot ignore the possibility.”
“SHUT UP!!”
Maki yelled, her voice cracking. “You have no idea what you’re talking about! If I even tried to kill anyone to get out of here with someone, that would have been with Kaede and no one else!!”
Kirumi held onto her podium. “I know I didn’t do it, I said it’s between Keebo, Ryoma and you, since you three knew about my talent.”
“I didn’t!!” Maki shouted. “I didn’t and I learned at the same time as everyone else!”
Rantaro tried to calm the two. “Hold on, let’s just calmly talk through this, we’ll know whether Kirumi and Maki are lying or not.”
Tsumugi nodded. “Agreed. We’ve lost enough time talking about useless nonsense. We’ll know who’s lying when we get to the alibis.”
Maki glared at Tsumugi for a few seconds, then took a deep breath. “I took a walk with Kaede around 8 PM and we went to our respective rooms at 8:30 PM, and I didn’t leave my room after that.”
Shuichi turned to the ‘maid’. “Kirumi said she was in her lab from 9 PM to 10 PM.”
Keebo looked at Ryoma. “And Ryoma and I were in the warehouse from 9 PM to 11 PM, then my battery was almost out so we went back to the dorms.”
Miu weakly raised her hand. “I... I couldn’t sleep well and I heard some noise outside my room around 11 PM... I didn’t check who it was but I can say that from 11 PM to 12 AM no one left or entered the dormitory, if that helps.”
Tsumugi placed one hand on her podium. “So Ryoma and Keebo are clean, which leaves us Kirumi and Maki.”
Angie tapped a finger on her chin. “Which also means the killer did everything before 11 PM!”
“Although there is something I don’t understand.” Ryoma crossed his arms. “Doesn’t the method of elimination look strange to you guys?”
Rantaro replied. “Now that you mention it, Miu poisoned the glasses back then, not the entire bowl... Do you think the culprit thought we would all assume Miu would be lying when she said she poisoned the glasses and not the bowl?”
The smaller man shook his head. “Not what I was thinking about but that’s definitely a possibility.”
Shuichi thought about it, then realized. “You don’t mean-”
“Exactly.” Ryoma said.
“Anyone here could have been the victim. It didn’t matter whether it was Kaede or someone else.”
“Wait... The culprit didn’t even care about who the victim was? Does that mean they don’t have an accomplice?” Kaito asked.
“We’re getting closer to the truth~” Angie commented.
“But Maki said if she wanted to escape it would be with Kaede! That means the culprit is Kirumi, right?” Himiko jumped in.
“Hold on a second-” the mercenary tried to defend herself.
“Not that I’m trying to defend Kirumi, but I don’t think we can completely rule out the ‘they had an accomplice’ possibility.” Tsumugi interfered.
“What do you mean?” Shuichi asked.
“While ‘the culprit didn’t care about who died because they had no accomplice’ is definitely a plausible theory, I think we can also keep in mind someone could have been indirectly included in the plan.”
“You mean the culprit told someone they were going to poison the drink so the other person made sure they didn’t drink it?” Rantaro suggested.
“But in both cases, there was never a matter of an accomplice being used a scapegoat so the blackened would win to begin with, right?” Angie asked.
Kiyo continued. “And there is a high chance the two were part of the same group when watching the videos, if your theory is correct.”
Himiko pouted. “But we know the accomplice didn’t do anything directly!”
“That can still help us understand the culprit’s motive.” Rantaro gained the attention of everyone. “Kirumi’s group was formed of Ryoma, Keebo and herself. I know Ryoma has nothing to gain from escaping just like me and while this is only a gut feeling, I don’t think Keebo would do it due to... His nature, no offense.”
“None taken.” the robot replied.
“And my group had Maki, Kaede, Angie and myself. And we know Maki’s choice of accomplice would have been Kaede herself.” Tsumugi added.
“I can confirm this...” Shuichi muttered.
Kaito frowned. “What are we even questioning at this point? If Maki decided to kill someone to escape with Kaede she would have told her! Kirumi is the only choice we have!”
Kirumi’s annoyance was clearly visible at this point. “I also have nothing to gain from escaping. My life wasn’t exactly wonderful before the game.”
Keebo winced. “I can confirm this as well...”
“But if we focus on who has a motive and who hasn’t we’re getting nowhere! She could have done it just for survival!” Miu yelled.
As everyone was debating, Shuichi noticed Kiyo suddenly lifting his head.
“Can we be sure Maki would have told Kaede about her supposed plan, though?” he said.
“What?” Maki turned to the therapist.
“I think we all remember when Kaede broke her tablet in front of all of us. She said she wasn’t going to let a motive be the end of her.” he added, visibly nervous.
Shuichi was starting to panic. “Hold on! Even if Kaede wasn’t going to go along with Maki’s potential plan to escape, that gives no reason for Maki to kill her!”
“I’m saying Kaede’s death could have been an accident.”
Everyone turned to Kiyo.
“Are you saying I killed someone on accident, and Kaede of all people??” Maki exclaimed.
“Trust me, I want to be wrong, but this is definitely a possibility, considering how Kaede acted after watching the videos.” he explained.
“So either Kirumi killed Kaede with no accomplice at all or Maki killed Kaede when her intent was to kill someone else...” Rantaro continued.
The class continued to debate on which theory was more plausible until-
“Puhuhuh... Am I hearing a split opinion?” Monokuma chuckled.
“Not this shit again...” Kaito groaned.
Rantaro sighed. “We don’t have a choice do we?”
“Nope!” the bear exclaimed as he played with the key.
The podiums started floating and separated into two sides. Shuichi also noticed the portraits of Kaede and Gonta on the right and Tenko’s portrait on the left.
Who is the culprit?
On the left, Kirumi, Keebo, Kokichi, Tsumugi, Ryoma and Kiyo.
The culprit is Maki!
On the right, Maki, Shuichi, Himiko, Miu, Kaito, Rantaro and Angie.
The culprit is Kirumi!
Scrum debate, start!
Kiyo: Maki killing Kaede on accident is definitely a possibility.
Himiko: Even if Kaede wasn’t part of the plan, Maki could have still told Kaede not to drink the beverage and prevent an accident !
Keebo: Maki’s alibi is way too vague to be ignored...
Miu: Kirumi was literally in her lab during a full hour, her alibi is way more suspicious!
Kirumi: I only checked if poisons were missing this morning, there is a possibility she could have retrieved it two days ago.
Kaito: You spent a huge amount of time in your lab and you say you didn’t know the poison was missing?
Kokichi: But if Kirumi says the truth, Maki wouldn’t have to take long to just go in the kitchen and poison the drink...
Angie: Kirumi knew the truth of the missing poison from the beginning, is trusting her really a good idea?
Ryoma: If both of them knew about the drink, both of them could have done the deed.
Maki: Kirumi literally prepared the drink with Miu, she knew about the best method to sabotage it!
Tsumugi: It doesn’t take a genius to read the etiquette on the bottle.
Rantaro: Yet it would have taken an immense amount of time for Maki to find the right bottle in Kirumi’s lab.
Kirumi: I am telling you the truth, I am not the killer!
Shuichi: Both of you could be the killer, we just need to think back about the remaining clues!
The podiums went back to normal.
“But what clues are we missing?!” Miu exclaimed. “They both have their alibis, which are more or less flawed!”
Angie crossed her hands, elbows on the podium. “And both could be lying, even though my doubts are on Kirumi~”
Shuichi lowered his head. Think, think think!-
He suddenly froze.
...
No one knew about Kaede going to the library yesterday, at night.
No one knew that she was stressed and needed to write in her notebook to relax.
Kaede wasn’t even feeling down after destroying her tablet this morning, she had a newborn confidence to help her get through this.
The only reason she could have felt nervous was if someone warned her about something.
Only one person could have warned her about something coming.
That ‘something’ being a murder.
“...”
.
.
“...-i...”
.
.
“Shuichi...”
.
.
“SHUICHI!!!”
The young boy was startled by Rantaro, who had woken him up from his state.
“Did you find something? You look unusually pale.” the medic asked.
Shuichi opened his mouth, shaking. “I...”
"I know who the culprit is.”
Tsumugi fiddled with a hair strand. “Did you remember a major clue?”
He nodded.
"Maki... You...”
“I didn’t do it!” she cried. “I didn’t kill Kaede, I swear!”
“But everything falls into place! Please, even though you didn’t do it on purpose we need to know the truth!”
“There is no way I would kill Kaede, I only briefly talked to her last night and then I went to my room!”
“It’s that meeting that pushed Kaede to go out, whether you intended it or not!”
Shuichi remembered what Kirumi said only a few days ago.
“If another class trial occurs, perhaps the culprit won’t be as merciful as Tenko. Perhaps cornering them would be necessary, and being passive would lead to nothing.”
Shuichi had to make Maki and everyone else understand. He had to, for everyone’s sake.
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“This is clearly wrong!”
“I didn’t ask her anything of the sort!”
“Everything you
say is just
about suspicions!”
“I would have never thought about doing this...”
“I knew Kaede more than anyone else!”
“She was my everything!”
“I would have told her
if I even planned
on doing anything!”
“I can’t let you accuse me of being responsible for her death!”
“Kaede wouldn’t have wanted me to commit murder!”
“It’s just natural
I would think about her
before acting!”
“I can’t believe any of you... “
“This is purely wrong!”
“And how would you know how Kaede felt??”
Night time brief meeting
“Maki... Kaede was confident this morning and suddenly felt nervous before going to the library... You said something to her, right?”
“Besides, I can confirm her being nervous, since I came across her when I left the library.” Tsumugi added.
“I am not the culprit! You- You have to believe me!” she yelled, tears flowing from her eyes.
Rantaro looked away from Maki. “Let’s just... Go through this one more time, shall we?”
Shuichi nodded.
Everything started the day we got the motive videos. The culprit and Kirumi had each other’s videos. The culprit watched Kirumi’s motive video until the very end, learning her real talent as the ultimate mercenary.
However when they came to the dining hall, they followed the group and said they didn’t watch it.
We established the groups and the culprit made sure they weren’t with Kirumi, and eventually officially learn about her talent.
The Miu incident came, where Miu tried to kill us with homemade poison made with chemicals from her lab. This was mostly out of instinct, because she had watched her own video.
The killer somehow learned about the incident, and tried to use it at their advantage.
The culprit had enough time that night to go through Kirumi’s lab to search for a poison that would allow them to use Miu as a scapegoat, most likely an odorless poison not to raise any suspicions for the potential victim.
The next day came the accomplice motive and the motive videos being watched by groups. This was the perfect opportunity for the culprit to strike, since they had someone to protect.
Kaede, however, was not willing to let the motive video influence her or make her try to do anything, even though she wanted to escape.
The culprit panicked, they had the perfect plan but an accomplice most likely unwilling to cooperate, so they had to stay silent about the plan not to mess things up.
Around 8 PM, Kaede and the culprit talked to each other, the former not knowing about the latter’s plan. The culprit warned Kaede about someone potentially doing something, so they had to be careful and stay in their room.
After pretending to go back to their room, the culprit left again to use the poison they had kept. Just poisoning the beverage, and leave. The victim would potentially be dead by the next day. The culprit just tried to make sure Kaede didn’t leave her room.
However their attempt to make her stay in her room backfired, and Kaede, as an attempt to relax, went to the library to write for a bit without thinking twice.
Around 12 AM, she must have felt thirsty and went to the kitchen to get something to drink, and saw the beverage. She took a glass and returned to the library.
Just one sip was enough to kill her. She died without knowing who sabotaged the drink.
The next day, we all found her dead body, and that’s when the culprit realized their mistake.
And the culprit...
Is none other than you... Maki Harukawa, the ultimate tailor.
...
“Please Maki... It’s over...” Shuichi pleaded.
“I... I... I didn’t...”
“You still won’t admit it, huh?” Tsumugi muttered. “It’s fine. We have our culprit. Monokuma, we’re ready to vote.”
“No, wait!!-” Maki yelled, turning to the bear.
“Aaaaaaalrighty then! My favorite moment, it’s voting time!”
“Please! I-I’m not the culprit! Y-You have to believe me!” the tailor begged, tears streaming down her face, her eyes red from the crying.
The faces of everyone appeared on the screens of the podiums. Shuichi felt a tear in the corner of his eye. He didn’t want this. But he had to.
He closed his eyes and pressed on Maki’s icon.
...
“Now then, it seems the voting has finished. Let’s see the result.” Monokuma declared.
The giant screen turned on and everyone’s icons appeared.
12 votes for Maki Harukawa and 1 vote for Kirumi Tojo.
A picture of Maki appeared on the right, indicating the majority vote.
She was shaking, unable to say a word.
“Who’ll be chosen as the blackened? Will you make the right choice or the dreadfully wrong one!?” Monokuma continued his usual speech.
VERDICT
The wheel turned for a few seconds before slowing down... And landing on Maki.
The coin machine on the screen made its distinct jingle, and coins rolling out of it.
Maki froze at the sight. Fists clenched, shaking.
“Oh my! You all voted correctly! What an unexpected and unpredictable outcome!”
Shuichi glanced at Maki. He had never seen her so horrified.
“The blackened who killed Kaede Akamatsu is Maki Harukawa, the Ultimate tailor!”
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