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malleusthehammer · 9 months

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Humanity and Gods playing baseball!

Tee hee i got this in a dream :3 anyways this is just gonna be a silly little thing with my more favorited Gods/Humans just cuz :3 Hope u enjoy!! (i’m sorry if some of these r ooc -~-‘) Also it’s divided by yk humanity vs gods so yeah. Also if you enjoy this, my requests are open!!

Jack the Ripper

This gentleman is very hesitant going up to bat. I’m telling you. Bro is SHAKING in his boots but won’t say anything.

Def closes his eyes when he swings. like GGGGGSGSGGAGS

This mf IS FAST AS HELL THO.

Won’t Can’t slide for shit

More than likely right or left field. He’s fast and quick on his feet so he seems like a good outfielder.

Please tell him to keep his cap on. AND DONT LET HIM PUT IT BACKWARDS.. i love this man to death but he has A HUGE forehead (god bless ~<~)

Okay let’s say he doesn’t wanna play- he bat boy ong. He be getting those bats.

BEST TEAMMATE EVER

he is the best comforter when u get down on urself for striking out or missing a ball (me)

this dudes number is 18- idk why he just seems like an 18 guy

in other words this man has my heart.

Buddha

Mf chill as hell. Bro will be slacking but yet be an amazing player like HUH?!

Wears his cap backwards 100% so that like one strand of hair is out like always

Bro is always sneaking candy and the blue calls him out on it.

2nd or shortstop. Since he can see how the batter is gonna swing he can already predict where it’s gonna go so he’s like on his feet all the time

Bro hits the ball and just watches it before taking his time walking the bases (i mean technically you can do that)

He looks HELLA GOOD in a baseball uniform

mfs number is probably 69..

LAUGHS SO HARD when someone messes up

overall he’s just a hell of a good player like dayumn !!

Kojiro Sasaki

lowkey a good player

bros title is literally “Worlds biggest loser” So he swings at everything. I mean ik he’s can predict battles or whatever but i’d feel he’d have a harder time predicting pitches

He’s and old man. that kinda speaks for itself. so he kinda slow/pos

First base man. he’s tall- flexible and yeah- 1st base bro

HE STICKS HIS PONYTAIL THROUGH THE BACK OF HIS BASEBALL CAP ITS SO CUTE

THAT OR HE BRAIDS HIS HAIR OMGG

this man LOVES sunflower seeds like absolutely (who wouldn’t?! Buddha..)

slaps people on the back REALLY hard when telling them good job

Hates cleats. just hates them for no reason

Very confused on how to swing a bat but gets it in like 2 tries

THIS MAN CAN SLIIIIDDEEEE

if he isn’t playing 1st- he’s probably centerfield :3

DEADASS HE’LL LET YOU DO HIS EYEBLACKK!!

bros number is like in the 70s. more than likely 72 idk it just feels right lmao

sometimes wears his jersey open? like not buttoned >:3

I LOVE SASAKI SM HES AWHEHEGSFSG

Qin Shi Huang

Bro is the pitcher. nothin else.

still wears his blindfold on the mound obvi :3

BRO HAS AN ARM.

can slide decently

Hella fast like Jack.

Clean up batter? yk he be hittin it then just bringing all the ppl on base in

He’ll strike someone out then be like “Hao!!”

Slaps people on the back like Sasaki

my man is just and overall vibe so like mmhmm

The teams biggest cheer leader

I’m feeling like.. 59?

Dude he thinks he looks so good in the uniform and he does

sometimes since yk “The road is where i lead” he just starts walking around the bases randomly.

random as hell but he has like really sweaty hands

PLEASE PLEASE DO THIS MANS EYEBLACK. PLEASE.

just overall a silly little goose :3

Nikolai Tesla

THIS MAN IS GOING TO WALK UP TO TJE PLATE AND TRY AND EXPLAIN HOW THE FUCKING VELOCITY AND SPEED OF A BAT WORK.

totally not a sucky hitter..

3rd base- he’s quick quitted and 3rd doesn’t call for too much movement

his glove has those damn tesla coils n shit

bro spent ages like making his own glove and shit

THIS MAN. THIS MAN LOOKS SO FINE IN UNIFORM.

Jogs around the bases.

I’m feeling like.. 47 for his number

Dude will be pondering on second base when he’s running, thinking of anything BUT baseball at that time sooo

Dude would be AMAZED at pitches

someone would be like “SWING TESLA” and he just does the thing where he tuts them and shakes his finger and goes “No, non, nem, nein..”

He’s just.. a lot to handle.

Don’t ever take him to a baseball game. he’d get hella bored and just leave.

His hair is like- LUCIOUS in the sunlight

dude can not stay still in the dugout he’s always pacing

Yeaahh that’s it :3 i’ll probably do a Gods version later but my asks are open! so feel free to ask abouttt rn im mainly doing RoR but i’ll dip my toes into somethin new soon!!

#record of ragnarok x reader #record of ragnorak #record of ragnarok art #ror x reader #ror buddha #record of ragnarok buddha #Record of ragnarok sasaki kojiro #kojiro sasaki #nikola tesla #buddha record of ragnarok

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huggybug · 2 years

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Quinn dating Luke’s friend and Luke finds out and he’s mad because they didn’t tell him they were seeing each other and Quinn and his gf/s.o get into a fight because they’re so exhausted from trying to work it out w Luke

idk if u wanted a blurb or not but here we are

“Are you fucking kidding me Quinn?” Luke yelled.

“Luke-” Quinn tried but your best friend was already yelling before he could get another word out. It probably wasn’t the smartest idea to stay in Quinn’s bed last night but you were talking and it was late… it definitely wasn’t a good idea. Luke’s shrieking was what woke you up and that hadn’t stopped in the past 5 minutes.

“She’s my best friend! Y/n! He’s my brother!” Luke wasn’t sure who he was more mad at, you had both lied to him.

“Luke I swear we were going to tell you” You say, peeking around Quinn for the first time since he’d positioned himself between you and his youngest brother.

“I don’t want to hear it” Luke slammed Quinn’s bedroom door before stomping down the stairs, right into the kitchen where the rest of the guys have gathered.

“What’s going on?” Cole asks when he sees an angry Luke stalking into the kitchen.

“Quinn and Y/n” Luke said as he paced through the kitchen.

“No shit!” Trevor exclaimed in disbelief.

“Y/n? Our Y/n?” Eddy asks and Luke nods. Then, all hell breaks loose. Eddy, Dylan, and Mackie are just as mad as Luke while Trevor, Cole, and Alex defend Quinn.

“Don’t blame Quinn, he’s liked her ever since he met her”

“That’s gross she’s like our sister”

“She’s just as much to blame”

“Luke would never be mad at her”

“Guys!” Jack yells over everyone, catching the attention of the group. “There’s no point in us arguing over it”

“He’s right, Luke should talk to Quinn” The boys scramble, pushing Luke out onto the deck and then a minute later, Quinn joins him, awkwardly walking over to the couches.

“Dude…”

“I can’t believe you would do this” Luke shakes his head, not even wanting to listen to the dumb excuse Quinn has ready to go.

“Luke I swear, it’s not like we were planning to get together and when we did, we didn’t want to keep it from you” You were going to tell him, really, it just never seemed like the right time.

“That’s what everyone says after they get caught” Luke rolls his eyes.

“If you’re not willing to listen, I’m not going to keep apologizing” Quinn was annoyed. He really didn’t want to hurt his younger brother but he’s said his piece and still isn’t being heard. There was no point in grovelling if Luke wasn’t going to try and forgive him.

“Funny, I haven’t heard you apologize at all” Luke scoffed.

“You know what? Fuck off bro” Quinn rolls his eyes, pushing up from the couch and stalking off into the house, slamming the door behind him. The rest of the guys are trying their hardest to look casual, as if they weren’t just eavesdropping on the conversation.

Quinn bypasses them all, heading straight for the stairs, hoping you’d have something uplifting to tell him, you always did after all.

“How did it go?” You ask as soon as he’s back in the room. You had been hiding upstairs all morning, Eddy came to check on you but other than that you haven’t talked to anyone.

Quinn sighs, flopping down on the bed and your heart drops, knowing it didn’t go well. He recounts the conversation to you and you’re not sure if it’s because you’re annoyed with how hostile he was or if you just feel bad for lying to Luke but you’re immediately angry.

“You actually said that to him?”

Quinn raised his head from the mattress to look at you. “Wha-? Yeah he was being a dick”

“Quinn! We’ve been lying to him, he’s allowed to act like that” You argue and Quinn’s eyes widen.

“What?”

“I can’t believe you were that mean” You mumble, moving off his bed, collecting your stuff throughout his room.

“Babe come on where are you going?” Quinn asks, sitting up and reaching for your hand but you pull away faster.

“Back to my room. I just need space” You say before slipping out of the bedroom, closing the door behind you. Quinn groaned in frustration but you didn’t pay it any mind, too busy stomping to the room you had hoped you wouldn’t have to even use this week.

Downstairs, the boys had been talking with Luke, trying to restore some sort of peace in the house and they had finally gotten through to him, sending him up to talk to you.

“Can I come in?” Luke poked his head in your room, causing you to quickly sit up and nod, moving over to give him room on the bed.

“Luke I am so sorry” You blurted as soon as Luke looked at you.

“How did you even end up dating? He’s in Vancouver like all year”

“It was when he came back for that game in February? I don’t know, we were talking at the game, about you mostly, but then we just never stopped. He went back and we kept in touch, texting and everything. Nothing actually happened until he came home and we only just made it official before we came up here. I promise it’s not like we’ve been hiding this for forever, it’s still so new”

“Why didn’t you tell me?” His voice was low and steady but you knew Luke better than you knew yourself, he was hurt.

“We should have okay? I know that and I swear if you’re mad at anyone, it should be me. Quinn wanted to tell you but I wouldn’t let him”

“I’m not mad at you” Luke sighed, “Or Quinn”

“Really?”

“Yeah, I’m going to talk to him now, hope he’s not mad at me” He laughs and you let out a breath.

“Me too”

“What do you mean?”

“I kinda flipped on him because he was mean to you so he’s probably pissed at me” Luke deadpans, shaking his head at you.

“God, do I have to fix everything today?” He gets up and storms out of the room, leaving you sitting there with a dropped jaw, still trying to process what just happened.

“Bro are you stupid?” Luke yells, flinging his oldest brother’s door open.

“Excuse me?” Quinn stands up and crosses his arms over his chest.

“You finally get with a girl who’s worth your time and you fuck it up?” Luke asks and Quinn’s surprised because since when was Luke a relationship expert?

“I didn’t fuck anything up!” He yells, “She’s the one who got mad and walked out!”

“In my defense, you were being a bitch to my best friend” Quinn looked around Luke’s body to see you standing in the doorway.

“I’ll just leave you to it” Luke grinned, sneaking past you in the doorway before running downstairs.

“I was defending our relationship” Quinn says quietly.

“I was defending Luke” You reply and he laughs. “Quinn… you know how I am, how Luke and I am. I’m sorry but defending him is just instinct”

“I know” He nods, “I’m not mad, I get it” He wasn’t even lying, he had been around you and Luke for long enough to know that you’d do anything for each other.

“I was annoyed with Luke and I took it out on you. Even if you did kinda deserve it… I should’ve explained instead of walking away” You weren’t sure what else to say.

“Babe, it’s fine, c’mon don’t worry about it” Quinn pulls you into a hug and immediately, everything feels normal again.

“We’re going out on the boat are you two done- oh gross! No PDA!” You turn to see Luke making a scene in the hall which makes you and Quinn both laugh.

“Get used to it”

#this is SO long it was supposed to be short🤭#quinn hughes x reader #quinn hughes imagine #quinn hughes blurb #vancouver canucks #hockey writing #hockey fic #nhl players #nhl fanfiction

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velvetstreets · 2 years

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Jack and reader smoking 🍃 and just vibing and shit while stuffing their face in food and just watching the shittiest movie they could find on Netflix or something do what else u want with it just randomly thought of this hope this is good for u

This is literally my fking DREAM u don’t understand bro 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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“Sprite?”

“Check.”

“Chips?”

“Got em.”

“Cookies?”

“Your favorite ones.” Jack smiled at you, waving the bag of cookies.

“Pizza.”

“Duh.” Jack gestured at the pizza box that was on the bed.

“Okay baby, lesssss do iiiiitttt.” You winked and shot finger guns at him. Jack laughed and sat up against the headboard next to you. You got up to open your window, luckily it was a windy day, meaning the smoke wouldn’t be a problem to clear.

You jumped back into the bed and reached over to your nightstand and picked up the joint you rolled earlier and your ash tray.

“Do you have a lighter?” You asked, turning back to Jack.

“Here, baby.” He reached into his pocket and pulled out a lighter you hadn’t seen before. You took it from him and inspected it. It was a personalized lighter, with a picture of the two of you stretched across each side.

“Oh my god, Jack-“ you laughed looking up at him, meeting his boyish smile.

“D’ya like it? It’s us!” He smiled. (a/n: 🧚‍♂️ anon :D)

“I love it, stink. This is so cute.” You chuckled, pulling him in for a kiss. He cradled your face with his hand, nipping at your lip before you pulled away. He let out a whine in complaint and you laughed at him.

“Later.” You winked.

You laid back and flicked the lighter on, pulling it to the end of your joint as you inhaled. You held the smoke in your lungs for a few seconds before inhaling. You repeated the action a few times before you felt a certain heaviness in your eyelids. You turned towards Jack who was looking at you in pure adoration.

“What?“

“You’re so cute baby. Your eyes get all low and red and you get this hazy smile on your face. I love it.” Jack said smiling you. You blushed and ashed the joint before passing it to him.

“Here.” You said.

“Thanks, beautiful.” He replied with a kiss to your cheek before grabbing the joint.

He put the filter to his lips and inhaled, holding in the smoke for a few seconds just as you did, before exhaling.

“Okay baby, what movie are we watching?” You asked him reaching for the remote and scrolling through Netflix.

Jack took a few puffs, telling you what sections to scroll through to see what was available.

“Oooh!” He stopped you

“That one.” He pointed at the movie entitled We’re the Millers (a/n: lmfaoooo this fking movie). You grinned and pressed play as you snuggled into Jack’s side. The two of you cuddled like that for a while, passing and feeding each other food and snacks and readjusting your position every so often.

“What do having boobs feel like?” He asked out of nowhere.

“Seriously, Jackman?” You turned to look at him with a “da fuck” look on your face.

“I wanna know!!” Jack defended himself laughing.

“I don’t know, they feel like boobs. They’re just apart of me. Mine are killing my back though, I won’t lie.” You told him.

“Yeah? Lemme help you with that mamas.” Jack said before placing his hands atop your clothed breasts and started to massage them.

“It’s my BACK that’s killing me, not my tits Jack.” You rolled your eyes at him and took his hands off you.

“Right I know, I just wanted to make sure both sides were equally massaged. Now cmon baby, lay on me.” He said clearing the bed before laying on his back with his arms stretched out, waiting for your embrace. You couldn’t help but smile at his stupid answer and laid on him, your head under his chin as you turned your face towards the movie.

Jack gave your forehead a kiss before he started massaging your back. He kneaded and rubbed your muscles and knots, causing a few soft moans to slip out.

“Fuck, Jack…” you groaned as he helped melt away a particular knot in your back. You felt his hard dick underneath you, and even though you thought it was so typical of Jack to get hard right now, your couldn’t help but also feel turned on. Your nipples were hard and pressed through the undershirt of Jack’s you were wearing against his chest.

“Hmm? Feel good baby?” Jack looked down at you with pink tinted hooded eyes and a smirk across his face.

“Yessss… keep doing that.” You moaned. You started grind your hips into his when he worked his way down your back and onto your hips. He knew how much tension you held in them and loved to massage it out.

“God that feels so good baby, why didn’t you do two careers? Rap and be a masseuse?” You asked him. You felt him laugh under you before answering.

“You want me massaging other women?” He asked slyly.

Your eyes flashed open as your realized the predicament.

“Nevermind, forget what I said, I was tryna pay you a compliment idiot.” You said closing your eyes and tapping his hands to signal for him to get back to what he was doing.

Jack laughed again and squeezed you in a hug and kissed your head and face.

“I know, I’m just kidding baby. You know you’re the only one I wanna touch. Especially like this.” He said before reaching under your cotton panties to slide his fingers against your slit from the back. You moaned, your fingernails digging into his shoulder. He slipped two fingers in and started to thrust in and out of you, the pads of his fingers rubbing up against your wall deliciously.

“Fuck, fuck just like that-“ you cried into his chest. Jack pulled on your hair with his other hand, making you pull your head up so he could kiss you messily. You moaned into his mouth as you rocked against him.

“So wet… fuck, I love you.“ he muttered against your neck as he mouthed at your skin.

“Fuck Jack, I’m so close.. please-“ you pleaded.

“Cum for me pretty girl.” Jack whispered in your ear and you clenched around his fingers as your let out a cry, biting his chest.

As you were regaining your breath, Jack slipped his fingers out of you and into his mouth.

“Mmm, always taste so good.” Jack hummed.

You were slumped against him and Jack could tell it was time for bed. He laid you on your back and gave you a kiss before getting up. You whined and Jack chuckled.

“M’just getting undressed sweetheart.” He said pulling his pants down and peeled the duvet back, removing any extra items on the bed to the table or the floor of your room. Jack turned off the lights and the tv and settled into bed with you.

You both laid there for a few minutes silently, enjoying each other’s presence, until you let out another whine.

“What’s wrong baby?“ Jack asked, rubbing your arm.

“Too hot.” You said before slipping your shorts and undershirt off, leaving you totally naked. You settled back into Jack’s chest before he felt you tug at his undershirt.

He opened one eye and looked at you, the both of you having adjusted to the dark now.

“Too hot.” You repeated, and took his undershirt off. Next were his briefs.

“Still too hot.” You whined, tugging his underwear down.

“Okay, okay baby.” Jack chuckled at you. You were both naked and you were finally satisfied with the lack of clothing you both had on.

Jack thought you were done until he felt you tussle and put a hand on his chest to help you get up from his grip.

“Y/N we literally have no clothes on, you can’t still be hot?” Jack asked you.

“Not hot anymore. Empty.” You whispered.

“Empty?” Jack asked with a light tone, knowing what you meant.

“Empty.” You nodded.

Jack smiled a soft smile at you and gestured for you to come back over. You smiled happily and straddled his hips and sank down on his cock. You let out a soft “ahh-“ in relief as he filled you. He always fit you so snugly it was bliss.

“Better now, baby?” Jack asked.

“Mmhmm. Love you.” You yawned against his chest.

Jack leaned down to kiss you before laying back and letting out a relaxed sigh.

“Love you too, stink.”

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candidapple · 2 years

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I have a little gift for u ♥️ bc I saw that he says this and I was like oh candi would have a field day KDNDKN

slkjdfkj PLU 💙gesturing indignantly at my screen and demanding "is this allOWED?" over and over in tones of mounting distress. i mean it!! idk how half the shit in this game gets the mouse's shiny stamp of approval when it's so obviously -- well -- but i guess they know where the money is!!

the thing is, i could've almost -- keyword: almost -- handled this line if it existed on its own in a vacuum. but no. he has to say it with That Look on his face, with that stupid fuckin eyebrow crinkle and his lips curling back just far enough from his teeth to flash the wet red insides of his mouth. while he's wearing a LEATHER HARNESS. LIKE. THAT IS FETISH GEAR!! WHO APPROVED THIS!! i'd say something like that would just have to be against the dress code but then i remembered that jack and leona run around in sleeveless dorm uniforms with their biceps and titties hanging out for all to see. nrc school for sluts and whores!!

and i can't talk about the card art or we'll be here all night. okay fine twist my arm i'll talk about it a little. bro is literally looking up at you from ON HIS KNEES, which are spread far enough apart to have long crossed the line into indecent by the way, a downright obscene fucking smirk flirting with his eyes and lips, a strip of cloth wrapped tightly around each fist and strung taut between them like a promise. no tricks here only treats!! now be a dear and cross your lovely wrists above your head so he can put that cloth to good use. god. jesus fucking christ. somebody fucking sedate me.

#!candid replies #!candid thirsts

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sanchoyo · 1 year

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arc v episodes 101-115 thoughts under the cut but first....yuyas dad is FINALLY here and I feel bad for being so suspicious of him. but also still Mildly Distrusting bc i KNOW how ygo dads ARE

-NEW OP!!! its very Cool, sounds like smth in ddr. still think believexbelieve and kirifuda are above it but its a solid third place I think. very hard to pick bc theyre all rly Good and the visuals on this one are rly rly good

-strongly disagree w yuya saying 'umm kaito if u card ur enemies ur just as bad as them >:/' dude cmon lol hes fighting against ppl hunting everyone in his city for sport. not the same thing at ALL

-the second shingo fckin said hed duel kaito i was like. well shit rip lol. gon and yuya reluctantly doing the action duel chant with him was so funny pls

-kaitos deck is weird as hell what happened to it. where is your galaxy eyes photon dragon i MISS Her. photon deck > cipher deck just bc photon had his magical girl transformation. i do appreciate how rainbowy cipher dragon is. wait wasnt photon stuff implied to be from another dimension (like, barian/astral stuff, not..arc vs version of Other Dimensions) so..yeah this kaito never got his Space Illness!! hes Healthy Kaito! wild

-ok. so just from yutos like exposition of saying he knows of kaito and his expression is different now (and us seein a flashback to a smiley happy kaito…) …and the lack of orbital and his photon form and the fact he was going to be a duel champion…haruto never got sick in this au version did he? which means faker wouldnt have had to shove tron/kazuma into the barian/astral portal thingy, and faker wouldnt have made a deal w vector or made kaito a numbers hunter? so he could focus on his own goals and live a more normal life I guess? so..does that mean yuma and astral NEVER MET?? DO THEY EVEN EXIST IN THIS WORLD. SAD. like even in a world that seemed to be kinder to kaito by not making his dad such a dick or his bro sick, he still got fucked over by a WAR in the end which is worse than what happened in zexal akjsfkjhn. well. at least this kaito hasnt taken the Moon Trip.

-ohhh my gosh yuto, shun, and ruri in casual clothes hangin out and watching kaito duel (also, this heartland has duel schools! named after card suites! thats fun) shun and kaito must be the same age, right? …so I assume the flashback is when they were 17ish and kaito is 18 now like in zexal? so the attack on heartland took place over the course of a few months to a year (ongoing it seems like but only to get stragglers now…oof) I thought shun, ruri and yuto were all the sameish age but nope. knowing yuzu and yuya are 14 makes me think all the counterparts are the same, so its probably pretty likely all three went to normal (non dueling) school together AND then duel school together, but yuto and ruri are prob in the same age so they mightve been friends first from going to the same school, and ruri later introduced yuto to her brother? so they have a cute lil trio now…this is my headcanon. (it rly does seem like all the yuboys and bracelet girlies were bffs from young ages EXCEPT serena and yuri jkdshfk)

-also can I assume at least SOME of the original characters from zexal are in this universe if not yuma for whatever reason (and prob not any of the barians?) like. would kotori have been goin to school and been in the grade right under yuto/ruri? …I want ruri and her to be bird friends

-the ED is still a dsod commercial booo let me see the ed animation! I had to go look it up on youtube. and its prob my least fav so far sadjfhkj its nice looking but so Plain compared to the others..the song is nice?

-oh my god kaito said he dueled yuto countless times and yet it took him halfway into the duel to realize yuya looked like him. kaito faceblind like me confirmed? also I like how kaito didnt beat yuya SUper fast like jack did the first time lol, makes me think yuyas getting a lot stronger gradually which is fun!

-yuto during the kaito stuff started speaking to yuya? he literally has not regularly done that at all up until this point. was..he able to do that all along and just Never did?? lmao?? not even to pass along messages to his bestie shun??? nope, kaito is Thee Important Guy to talk to yuya abt I Guess haha. good to see him again. also still good that yuya is not Questioning Why yuto is Tagging along inside of him or why that happened in the first place. lol

-yuto rly told yuya YA DONT TELL THEM IM HERE DONT TELL THEM MY SOUL IS IN YOU bro…theyre just gonna assume ur missing forever….yuya NEEDS to let them know lol

-'then my dad rly wasnt a coward!' yuya why is that your reaction to your dad having gone to xyz?? did he rly not tell ur mom at least?? was he helping in the War??? i still am salty he left yuya at home to do that seemingly w/out word of when he could be back or what was going on to at least his WIFE?? I get not telling ur small child maybe but cmon... the xyz ppl called him a coward tho lmaooo??

-ARE ALL THE GIRLS IN FUSION DIMENSION!!! YES!!! GIRL TIME

-14 yr olds HAVE to be in academia…literal child soldiers!!! oh god yuzu!!! (but also I NEED her to go and hang w the other girls lmao) the fact kids regularly run away and the adults are like WE GOTTA SEND HER BACK…chasing her down for it…GOD

-LOVE THE DRAMATIC REVEAL OF ASUKA. AS IF I COULDNT RECOGNIZE HER. I lichrally dont recall anything abt her but im glad to see her again anyway. looks like shes not with academia despite still wearing the uniform LOL. love cyber angels designs too

-on the other hand im very lukewarm to edo being here. hi I Guess u were not my fav in gx nor did I dislike u...just some guy to me... same hat on us both not liking yuyas dad? (I DONT HAVE A VALID REASON I AM JUST SUS ABT HIM AND DONT LIKE HIS VIBES SO FAR. like i GUESS theyre implying hes a good guy but im like :/ ok.)

-yuyas dad. right there. running a duel school for academia runaways. cool? glad hes kinda helping stuff?? god yuzu's reaction to seeing him broke my HEART she is so compassionate and immediately cries out of relief bc she knows how much everyone was worried abt him. she prob was too bc he was prob like an uncle to her...agh

-oh my god yuto POSSESSED YUYA and his eyes turned grey. gonna be real bodysharing is one of my fav tropes and im enjoying yuto being more Active A Lot :3c (also, yuya seemed to be in PAIN before and after yuto did this. so. interesting)

-this monster is AMAZING LOOK AT THOSE STAINED-GLASS WINGS!!! BRO DARK REQUIEM XYZ DRAGON IS EVEN A COOL NAME. LOVE HER

-shun talking to kaito abt the power of friendship was RLY cute and I appreciate his effort BUT HES GONNA BE A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK. HIS WHOLE FAMILY IS CARDED. poor haruto :( (do not care too much for dr faker at all tho tbh)

-ppl rly just accept when yuya says yuto is inside of him. love the ygo universe bc its such a Normal Whatever thing

-106 kicks off with some BOMBSHELLS. leo and yuyas dad worked together to make real solid vision?? I was under the impression his entertainment dueling was created separately but No. they worked together. classic ygo dads moment. and yuyas dad looked tiny baby reiji in the eyes after being asked to be the leader of the lancers and decided to go do stuff on his own anyway to try and TALK to leo. I get it! he didnt want the kid to be involved! understandable actually but he fucked up by going before the system was ready and landed in xyz oof...dumbass moment but I get it. he wanted to try and solve things himself...does he know what leo's plans entail?? can he tell me if so jkdsjfn is it rly just Rule All Dimensions bc thats sooo lame if so

-glad to see a lot of fusion kids were running away and doubting stuff going on… the random girl begging asuka to run away with her…lesbian moment. and shes a nameless bg character. damn. so sad

-yuzus new outfit is SOO cute!! and hair down moment!! need more hair down gel-less hair moments in ygo lol

-there had better be fanart of yuri or fanfics where he has plants (esp venus flytraps and stuff) bc of his deck

-OJAMA MOMENT. YURI CALLING THEM UNPLEASANT TOO LMAOOO says the guy with plants with eyeballs on them!! his reaction was SO funny. he is like a little cat to me. funney little guy. also when it zooms in on him and in the last (or the one before that?) op he has slit eyes sometimes. is that like. for a reason or just stylistic. its FUN

-jesus christ he took 5 of them out in 1 turn! overkill much! but also once again showing him as a Threat. right before he gets teleported AGAIN LMAO yuzu is Immune to Yuri

-YUGO IS IN FUSION TOO?? HOW LONGVE U BEEN HERE BUD I MISSED U

-the…effect yugo has on women.......... ^ (+how serena was constantly kicking/punching him away) hes like a golden retriever JKSDHFJK he just needs to find someone to match his energy!! poor boy 😂

-leo could not look more like a villain if he tried. my god sitting on his chair with THAT villain pose. ordering ppl around but seemingly doing NOTHING himself. his vibes. I RESPECT the aesthetic even tho hes a piece of shit father (the same goes for reijis MOMs vibes, my god its a wonder reiji doesnt have Villainous Mannerisms from being raised by them LMAO)

-NEW GIRL VILLAINS? NEW GIRL VILLAINS? NEW GIRL VILLAINS? NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WERE EVIL WOMEN IN ARC V HELLOOOO

-GRACE AND GLORIA YOURE BOTH SO. CHEFS KISS. MORE EVIL WOMEN ALWAYS. AND AMAZONESS CARDS!!!! OOOOH. >:3

-poor sayaka with her survivors guilt ;^; Feel Bad for Her

-OH!! sayaka uses fairies!!! FAIRY CHEER GIRL IS BACK YES KOTORI DECK LETS GO. I have now decided sayaka, ruri, and kotori were besties. two birds and two fairy users. it just makes Sense!

-'the professor would never send us for duelists of your caliber' they say then keep taunting the kids. my god grace and gloria arent just evil women. theyre MEAN women pro assassins for academia. I am OBSESSED with them. are either of them single

-iron wolf trains design is so funny to me. ive seen the card before but i didnt kno there was a character who used it in the animes...train deck is such a funny concept. beep beep

-I mean Obviously yuya/shun would win against the ladies, but it was very nicely done? gloria/graces strats were cool, they got their LP to an INSANE number before bein taken down and yuya did it with STYLE and a FLARE and put smiles on everyone (sans edo)'s faces which was. good to see. good.

-hey i was gonna say 'edo love ur shoulder fringe thingies' but then…I saw the rest of his fit…what are u WEARING. SNUGGIE??? thought u had beef with xyz but maybe ur mad the barians stole ur fit like HUH. WHAT IS THAT OUTFIT. LMAO. (going to get roasted alive if it turns out he wore this in gx and I just forgot but tbf I remember like. 4 things abt gx. yubel was there. there was a...caveman? dinosaurus guy. he got the dino bone in him and went to space. vampires? that is all. manjoume was there.)

-sayaka's visceral reaction/panic when the obelisk force's monster came out…I knew she had severe anxiety+ptsd but GOD IT MAKES ME SO SAD. PROTECT HER. (+ the chaos named monster being in xyz world…yes. good)

-i think kaito is the only person not to flinch at all during the 2000 interference policy bs. icon

-'i will KILL SAYAKA YUUSHOU'S SON' …I wonder if the literal translation is KILL?? thats what the subs said but my god edo, do u not mean 'turn into a card' kill seems like. well. a bit SEVERE.

-aww edo fuckin. put yuya in a CAGE MATCH. I was hoping we'd get edo v kaito. I am still holding out hope for kaito and jack to interact somehow

-grace wanting to watch while gloria is like UGH LETS GO ALREADY peak sisterisms. …damn they arent gonna keep these women evil are they (they were prob child soldiers too, which, fair enough)

-kaito rly said nO PROB takes out entire obelisk force alone KING SHIT

-this duel prof guy whos name I am not committing to memory (guy with coconut hair) is mad annoying. I miss the actual professor from gx, he at least had cute clothes and lipstick for that certain gnc flair. this dude is like if spock sucked

-oh. ok edo has pants under his robes and stuff. from the side its more obviously like, a cape situation with hangy bits, but, I like my idea that its a snuggie better. </3

-it makes perfect sense why edo is upset but him being like 'I DIDNT SMILE!! I DIDNT!!' is a LITTLE funny. and ofc he would think duels arent supposed to be fun, yuya. my god hes only known them as tools of war! its like goin to someone and being like 'i KNOW guns are scary but where IM FROM all the bullets are marshmallows and we shoot them in each others mouths and into our friendship cocoa so dont worry, I want to understand u by shooting u gently with marshmallow gun :)' and u gotta be like. ok well where im from they are Death Weapons :( HHHH.

-also now that we're seeing more of yuyas dad can I just say. I DONT UNDERSTAND YGO GENETICS. DOES YUYA DYE HIS HAIR??? HIS DAD HAS BLACK HAIR AND HIS MOM IS A REDHEAD. anime genetics in general are screwy but with multicolored hair…its like. it MUST be hair dye right. if we are being honest. in a realistic au where that IS the case do we think yuya has 1. natural black hair or 2. natural orangy hair like his mom 3. some mix of the two (brown hair??) hmm.

-I feel like yuya's performer persona has come out 10000% more in these two past duels than the entire series and i LOVE IT YUYA FEELS LIKE HES GETTIN IN THE GROOVE OF IT. YES. MAKE THEM SMILE BABY. i am smiling too. cute…

-aw edo swapped sides and threw his fake snuggie away. also grace being SO READY TO JOIN YUYA HAHA. even edo and the tyler sisters hear yuya explain 'o ya yutos a guy whos Me from xyz ^^' and theyre like oh ok :) I LOVE HOW THEY ARE JUST. FINE WITH IT. I LIKE when everyone is friends so this is fine.

-kaito putting the fear of god into loser spock. amen

-…ok academia soldiers immediately switching sides and helping was cute. idc if its a bit unrealistic for all the child soldiers to flip that quick. its NICE in theory.

-edo being like 'o ya we can return the carded ppl to normal' casually and everyone being SHOCKED. i …kept forgetting everyone prob thought it was forever Permanent LMAO??? like. obviously /i/ know they return everyone to normal (just bc on a meta level Killing Everyone including minor charas FOREVER is too Much for ygo probably, and itd make academia a LOT more unforgivable imo) but. still. wild

-yuya/yuto speech abt 'yeah, we NEED to forgive to move on, ofc theres unforgivable stuff and thats even more painful but the best we can do is try to make ppl smile' …sweet sentiment. like I get what he means but I also dont 100% believe ppl in xyz would realistically be That WIlling to let academia ppl Help Them jdsafhkj

-so yeah, the cards are being used for Soul Energy or whatever, and edo thinks all the ppl are gonna be reborn. wonder if thats bs from leo or real? and 'reborn' as in like, immediately the same? so more like respawn that reBORN right. anyway what in the world is leo ACTUALLY aiming for bc i still dont believe its some utopia bullshit. hes using child soldiers and kidnapping girls…

-they put shun in A POD?? MAGIC HEALING POD??? HOW IS HE /THAT/ INJURED CMON. WE NEED FIGHTING BIRD. nooo are we rly leaving him in xyz for now boooo :(

-wait we're really going to fusion NOW? are we coming back to xyz after? it feels too SOON we have like 40 eps left, also, we spent way longer in synchro comparatively…

-christ, im GLAD yuyas dad is finally like 'yes ill go, ill take charge and talk to leo' buddy your old pal is using child soldiers and causing genocide, we are a little past trying to get him to egao!!! also how long have u been in fusion, u didnt IMMEDIATELY GO TO DO THIS??? IF UR SO SURE U CAN TALK TO HIM??? annoying asf im sorry i dont have a valid reason to dislike this man but i DO i do dislike him. one thing abt ygo is all the dads usually suck so im just WAITING to hear some SHIT abt him ToT

-dennis is finally back??? I forgot he existed. sorry dennis. you're FUN but not one of my favorites

-i do love all the students being like. NOOO YUYA'S DAD SENSEI STAND DOWN LET US HANDLE DENNIS. fuckin DENNIS trying to be a threat jdsfkj. as if yuyas dad is like, old and weak?? his leg might be injured but my god I seriously doubt he, as a pro duelist, who INVENTED A NEW TYPE OF DUELING, cannot beat DENNIS. funny

-…I do think dennis wouldve lost, but THEY RAN AWAY FROM THE DUEL. how many times has this happened in ygo ever?? wild!! theyre rly going for academia right NOW?? OH GOD ITS HAPPENING. WILL THE BRACELET GIRLS ALL FINALLY MEET UP

-YUYA YUZU REUNION. AGAIN.

-the INSANE BACKFLIPS KAITO JUST DID. I AM ON EP 113. HE JUST. KAITO WERE U A CHEERLEADER AT SOME POINT?? WHAT WAS /THAT/

-kinda mad abt yuzu being relegated to Damsel a bit, but glad she can also protect herself and duel

-yuto is SO funny popping out while yuya homosexually Duels kachidoki right after he says smth like 'bring out ur evil xyz dragon' and yuto says 'wow he rly hates u…' BRO ITS /YOUR/ DRAGON HES TALKING ABT LMAO??? yuto is so. well. im glad after this long, for this arc hes so much more PRESENT

-ok, yuya says smth REALLY interesting to me. he makes a point to be like 'because of how I was dueling back then (against kachidoki the first time, when the Demon Thing overtook him n yuto) I couldnt save kachidoki, but it's different now!' and. yeah? his character development has been kind of subtle, but in MY opinion he went from trying to force himself to smile as …a kind of Repressing of his Real feelings, and to just kinda emptily echoing his dads words without understanding them deeply, to actually wanting others to smile with him because hes Witnessed the Horrors and Injustices and wants to uplift ppl genuinely while honoring his dad too and…idk, it's NICE. I think the Demon thing is Less of an Immediate problem now bc hes! feeling his feelings More or smth? …is the Demon Form a Metaphor. (I know it wont be lol im still mildly worried abt it, esp since we got all the yuboys in the same dimension now..) anyway its nice and i already KNOW hes gonna befriend kachidoki :)

-kachidokis rainbow magic evil tattoos are so fun. love those

-the way yuya is struggling on roller shoes but was a natural on a bike in sychro is SO funny. granted his mom was a biker, so

-yuto's little 'hey are u doing this on purpose…' to yuya my GOD he is SO funny. emo king has JOKES (I think hes being serious which is even funnier actually)

-my god kachidoki's backstory is so sad but hes been fixating on yuya for EIGHT YEARS? yeah they are so. hmm. rotating them in my mind together. kachidoki was willing to make them both lose if it meant yuya losing…and yuya stopped him from doin that…offered him a friendly hand….going to CRY

-this is prob the first time kachidoki got praised like that in a duel too HHHH IM SAD. also why are u walking away, ur in a random dimension king, howre u gettin home? DENNIS? is DENNIS gonna send u home? jdsfkjhk

-my god dennis v kaito. why am I laughing so hard. kaito is like the biggest straightman ever to dennis' silly Menace and…yeah it's very funny to me. kaitos gonna beat his clown ass. kaito is THEE undefeated ygo rival I am not even a little worried

-ok quick card appreciation moment. bubble gardna is so CUTE

-Ok i expected kaito to win. did not expect. DENNIS TO, INSTEAD OF JOINING THEM, TURN HIMSELF INTO A CARD. jeez. ok. this was immediately overshadowed by the fact SERENA BACK!!!! ITS BEEN TOO LONG. HIIII SERENA :D

-…PIRATES ARE CANON. yet another epic win

-Moment. (followed by immediate betrayal, lmao I was wondering why we didn't get to see what she'd been up to and she just gave a vague summary...up to being brainwashed I Guess? unsurprising)

-I'm actually mad at how easily yuzu gets captured and goes along with this tho. bc it looked like serena just..mildly twisted her arm?? s1 yuzu would've fought Harder and been yelling (her being so spirited was one of my fav things abt her!) and they keep making her More of a Damsel and im >:( u still have legs girl! kick! bite! I want u to go down swinging if u must be caught!! struggle more!! damn!!!

-YUYA CAN SKATE ON TIGHT ROPES!!! i think I wondered earlier in this liveblog if he could do Circus Skills and he CAN MY GOD I AM SO VALIDATED RN. LOVE THIS

-reiji, layra, tsukikage, and crow are finally here. about god damn time. AND SORA IS TOO. YAY. why is jack not with them :<

-sora using a kraken monster against the pirate (pirate..cosplayer? lmao) so why DOES academia employ Fake Pirates exactly. like im not complaining I Just Want To Know

-this little?? approving nod and smile reiji gives to sora?? so cute ;_; genuinely glad to have both of them back, reiji is Best Team Leader and sora is very much needed if we're goin to academia (and look..hes all buddy friends with the other lancers now…cute…his FRIENDS…HE HAS FRIENDS NOW.......PROUD OF U DOT COM)

-also very glad yuya was like 'yeah serena wouldnt fucking DO THIS of her own will' and they did establish its Brainwashing. like, good on them for being smart and trusting their friends. refreshing to see

#sanchoyo liveblogs arc v #this one is Long and screenshot heavy but i had MANY thoughts #starting to think my dislike of yuyas dad will be irrational and baseless but still.#i dont like his...Vibes....#SDJFKFJ #like hes been nothing but chill this far in but im still like. SUS.#ygo #arc v

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okay final thoughts ab blood and guts last night:

-i really enjoyed the junglehook match. obv jack’s promos are iffy but that’s nothing new. i thought the match was great, and hook’s former bff giving him his first loss in his career PLUS taking his dad’s title from him is a fantastic part of the story so i’m really glad it’s continuing. i also thought it was one of if not hook’s best match so i’m thrilled. idk i love junglehook man.

-the SUPLEX TO THE OUTSIDE??? OW???? also hook no selling the german was fantastic. & also the ddt to the outside was pretty brutal as well. i assume this is all leading to a ftw rules match

-jack coming out to beethoven was so fucking funny i had tears in my eyes. also him smiling as he pinned hook was incredible

-taz on commentary has been such a nice touch to the junglehook feud. also him saying “don’t you touch me, chompy” to the fucking shark was so funny man. mans just watched his son die and now this shark is dancing behind him

-the roddy/adam cole/mjf love triangle is fantastic

-the dance off was fucking crazy and i’m so glad it happened😭i felt like i was hallucinating man it came out of nowhere. the pop for the double clothesline, the suicida + the holy shit chants were so fucking funny. i’m also really sad that they’re already teasing the breakup between max & adam like i really hoped they’d keep this going longer but now we know max is faking it even more now so i’m a little bummed. but still i love them so much. the matching gear + the mashup music was so funny.

-99,000 screaming maximaniacs in the saskatoon silverdome has been stuck in my head since last night

-idk why but dax & max seemed genuinely heated at each other during the face to face wtf was that about LMAOOO i mean it was prob nothing i’m not gonna go on ab it but i was like damn dax calm down

-daniel garcia should receive 1 million dollars every time he does his stupid dance. huge pop.

-why does tony khan hate women

-stat + the bfs all together again made me very happy

-the production/camera team is AWFUL bro holy shit. it’s not a new thing either like there are so many times that they cut away right as something happens and it makes no sense. cutting away from kris statlander doing asl, non-mic’d promos that wrestlers cut to the camera and they randomly cut away from, them cutting away from every single golden lovers moment, not catching any of the story telling big moments in the blood & guts match. like what??? get a grip man. i have the same problem w wwe sometimes where a wrestler is ab to do whatever pose they do at their entrance and then that’s the exact moment they cut away from the crowd or do a weird ass wide shot. like what goes through your brain??? that’s the one moment u should be on a close up of them.

-i thought the blood & guts match was great. yuta died which we all knew was coming BUT we got papa mox submitting For his son which was incredible. another thing i wish the camera would’ve caught. i think that’s why a lot of people are iffy on the ending bc the camera didn’t show a lot of the story stuff and commentary had to cover for it and tell us shit that we weren’t seeing.

-i also loved the ending of the match and them shaking hands off air bc it ended w mox finally understanding that kenny was right, that all the shit they’ve (the elite) been through together and all the drama didn’t make them weaker, but stronger when the time came, while the bcc was fucked in the end bc as cohesive as they were, they trusted 2 people that they shouldn’t have and underestimated the elite. & the bcc is big on bleeding w people/going to war w people and then respecting them, so it makes sense that they finally don’t see the elite as amateurs anymore and respect them. it also sucks that bryan couldn’t be there for the end of the feud :/

-tldr: loved the show besides the lack of women & the camera work

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scriberat · 1 year

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7 snippets, 7 people, as tagged by @wolven-writer :D gotta provide 7 wip snippets hehehe

1. "Actually, I wanted ta ask you somethin'. See, I wrote a poem for someone special, and I need to know if it's any good in the structure, bein' a limerick an' all."

The elephant headed elezen stared at her before sighing and giving a dejected bwoop. Hilda grinned, then sat him down and cleared her throat.

"There was once was a man given laurels

Who fought like an angry ma coeurl.

Braver 'n all,

he comes to the call

And his name is Ser Aymeric d'Borel."

"How did you know it was me?" Aymeric asked, sighing. Hilda laughed loudly.

"You're bleedin' obvious, stiff-spine!"

2. jacke: hooty hoo i sure love protecting limsa lominsa from the shadows

leo: gods i love treasure. i love treasure so much and flying

rando: haha! i have taken ur treasure, now im skedaddling to my home in limsa!

leo: o no. get back here! my gold!!! my gems!!!

jacke: oboi dock information. waow someone got stuff from the sea of clouds?? cool af bro!

rando: wehehe i stole it fair n square—tf is that

jacke: is that boat flying?

leo: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

jacke: oh jfc. uh. llymaen's dick we're all dead

leo: -lands safely bc he's Experiencedtm- wheremst the FUCK is my shit

rando: fuck

jacke: hold on there cove

leo: what. what did u call me

jacke: cove. it means. nvm. anyway. he stole that treasure fair and square—

leo: yeah from me

jacke: and weve got rules in limsa that say piracy is allowed

leo: takin it back.

jacke: not allowed

rando: go ahead and try

leo: i will cut you. where is your ship. where is his ship

jacke: i dont have that info

rando: if you try to raid it i will summon my lackeys and end ur life

leo: motherfucker. i entered some ancient ruins full of allagan bullshit and a mega fuckton of demons. i saved the goddamn warrior of light in their darkest hour. i am finding your stupid ship and i am taking my shit back

leo: fuck you.

jacke:

rando:

leo: now for my—

jacke: the warrior of light???????

leo: treasure—

jacke: as in THE wol!?

leo: can i—

jacke: that dork on the docks over there!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

leo: -looks over- oh aye! hey!!!

wol: -waves-

3. Isa looked up from his plate, his fork stabbed into a chicken leg, concetration moved completely from the food. Both Xemnas and Xehanort watched him with curiosity.

"The moon," he murmured. "It's rising."

"And?" Xehanort asked, raising an eyebrow—just as Isa closed his eyes. In a wash of twinkling lights, his hair shifted from its cobalt blue to an icier hue. When he opened his eyes, they were gold, just as they'd been the night before.

"So that's it. I had wondered why your eyes were green," Xemnas said, smiling. "Does that transformation happen daily?"

"Yes. It only happens on the planet, however, when the moon offers its power once more," Isa explained. He tore some chicken out and ate it. "Thank you for the meal."

4. Erichthonios hiked his hood up on his shoulder and steadied himself as the railcar rocked back and forth. It wasn't as steady as he had been told, so maybe this type of car was different? As it rocked again, he thought maybe there was a first class type.

Someone bumped into him and yelped in surprise. They looked up at him with wide blue eyes and tousled, silver hair. Erichthonios stared. He wasn't sure of what to do, exactly. It didn't matter, in the end, as the person righted themself and chuckled.

"Sorry about that. I was careless," the person said, smiling. Erich thought it was a nice smile, certainly different from what he had experienced of the city so far. It wasn't overwhelming or cruel or anything of the sort.

5. "Gil for your thoughts?" Erichthonios said. Speaking of, if he didn't get that stuff from the swamp, he wouldn't get paid... It'd be a cold night in the dirt for him, then.

"I am here to help a friend, but..."

"Oh." Erich nodded. That made sense. By this time, most people had a crew they could run with and work with. Splitting the rewards of higher-risk and higher paid jobs, hanging out with each other, becoming closer as people—

"...around," Themis continued.

"Pardon? Sorry, I zoned out," Erichthonios said, rubbing his head. How embarrassing, he'd been the one to ask the question.

"Oh, I was saying my friend may not need too much help, so I doubt they'd mind if I stuck around for awhile."

"I see. Why stick around here? It's the end of the world," Erichthonios said as they approached the gate.

"The aether of this place is fascinating. Don't you think? The truth is, I'm here on a mission from Sharlayan to look into all of this," Themis said. "Maybe we can reverse it, is what my friend thinks."

Did he kiss this friend, too? Erichthonios looked up to the sky where a dome of corrupted aether hung over them all. It could make it difficult at times to see what time of day it was.

"So what were you out in The Thicket for?" Themis asked. Erichthonios jumped, making Themis giggle. "You are easily distracted."

"I just have a lot on my mind," Erich said. "As for why... I was asked to fetch some herbs from the area. I got a few of what they asked for."

"And then every Morbol from seedling to Malboro got hungry for gunbreaker?" Themis chuckled. "I have heard that they will sometimes rampage if they sense something good. Carnivorous plants are like that."

6. He ran a hand through his hair and laughed nervously.

"Was that... too much?"

"Too much what? Passion?" Amity laughed. "I see now that your passion lies in the potential of the life to be lived. It was obvious all day long, but even the words to speak it are clear to me now."

She smiled softly, watching the glow of his eyes, fussed with a curl, then looked up at the stars. "I... I wish I could be more like you again. That part of me waxes and wanes, I'd like it to fuel me so."

"You feel the same?"

"Torn in twain when someone dear dies? And so the flowers weep." Amity swept her arm around and laughed quietly. Hermes closed the last of the distance between their bodies and cupped her scaled cheek, rubbing the dark keratin.

"They shine like stars... Much like your aether," Hermes said quietly. He leaned in. Amity did the same—and pulled back just before they met.

"I can't," she said, scooting away. "I'm sorry."

7. "Help me," he said. There was no sensual feeling to it, no lust, just a command to come and assist. Ansel did so, moving inside as Strix prepared a couple cloths. He handed one, damp and warm, to Ansel, who took it in hand and started on Strix's face.

It was a delicate operation, he knew. Each feather was made of shaft and barbs and barbules, as Strix had explained one night, amidst careful preening. Ansel held the cloth over the dried cum and tried to hydrate before pulling. Then he took it off, one spot at a time.

Strix was working between his legs during the soaking process, but when Ansel started stroking his skin with the washcloth... he nearly melted on the spot, eyelids closing halfway and hand faltering. He soon regalvanized himself and set to once more, getting himself cleaned up with somewhat rougher strokes. He knew what his feathers could handle.

No one had ever been so gentle before.

if you see this, feel free to do it ^-^ tag 7 folks after

#i dont. tag people >>;;;#life of scriberat #floating island planet #ffxiv #hermes ffxiv #erichthonios ffxiv #themis ffxiv #hilda ffxiv #aymeric de borel

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partyinthemysterymachine · 1 year

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Bro tell me more abt Snow on Mt. Silver it sounds cool and yes ik I can go read it myself and all but I think it'd be more fun coming from you

TURNS HEAD AROUND LIKE OWL

oh. oh u sure. u sure wanna open That Box then LEMME JUST

TAKES A DEEP BREATH

OK SO

the way the creepypasta goes (from my memory) is generally how it always do: Haunted Cartridge, sorta. Hacked.

a girl and her little brother love pokemon games, they also dig the hacked shit. brother was playing a hacked version (or smth, gameshark’d) of Gold when he suddenly flipped out, had to be admitted to the hospital For Sudden Onset Of Crazies, and was blaming the game. girl’s like Huh and boots up the alleged Crazy-Baker 9000 Simulator (Pokemon Edition) and finds what’s now known as Easter Egg Snow On Mt Silver

oh yeah that’s like. the official title. its full title is Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver.

protag character trainer Gold - named Blake in this save file - is on Mt Silver, a snowy mountaintop where Trainer Red (the same from Pokemon Red) absconded to to train his pokemon in isolation after becoming champion.

Red’s been AFK for years at this point, talking to exactly no one, just fucked right off. i haven’t played Gold so idk if this is post-game content (i think it is) but you can go to Mt Silver and battle Red normally.

however, with this hacked game, you open up to being on Mt Silver and the screen is just swathed in static snow. (haha get it?) it’s hard to see anything in there, but you have a full team of pokemon, starting with a Typhlosion (fire). if you try to turn back into the cave entrance behind you, Blake will make comments like “it’s too late now” “i can’t go back” “it’s too late to go back”, and so you can’t leave.

you have a Pidgeot and try to use Fly, but you can’t fly out of that weather. only one way to go, and it’s up. so you guide Blake up the mountain but damn it’s slow moving; and i mean, you’re in snow, so.. it makes sense, right? and it gets slower and slower to move him, but as you’re climbing, Blake stops, and you get a notification that: “I’m cold.”

then you keep walking. then a notification that Meganium has died. what the fuck??? open up the party, and sure enough— him ded. it’s got a red X on it even the sprite’s all fucked up ten ways to sunday, even the cry’s all distorted!! well shit. might as well check on Blake's sprite too huh in his trainer ID?? .. hm well. looks kinda pale but. sorta ok i guess. normal.

as you advance, you get another notification. Pidgeot has died. Lucia has died. all one after the other until it’s just Typhlosion left and you’ve gone into the next cave at the top. it’s a long hallway, no snow, but it leads you to a platform. now from what I understand, that’s where you generally meet Red to battle him in the normal game, but here, there’s a pokeball. go and touch it :)

oh no it’s Celebi! —fucked up Celebi!! mfer’s gotten George Foreman grilled on one side, man it looks rough. but it doesn’t even let you battle, it doles out Perish Song (a Move that faints both the user and opposing pokemon in 3 turns) and there’s a horrific AOL dial-up bastard child noise singing the perish eardrums song of her people. Blake faints but doesn’t get a lfit off the mountain, instead he reappears in a dark dark room in a dark dark hall (haha see what i did there) and checking his trainer ID card..

.. dude lookin fukt the fukt UUUUPPPPP. he’s missing one leg, missing an arm (on the other side), missing an eye, black tears, the whole of him either ghost white or tinted blue. our mans Jack Dawson back in pokeblack (wrong this is gold. pokemon black is a different pokepasta before actual pokemon black. long story) (but also depending on the fan version of the game your lil sprite on screen will also be missing a leg and arm so u can just watch his cute little fat self hobble up the hall it’s great)

as you guide him up he’ll pause and say “It’s so cold” “Mother…..” “It feels so cold” “I can’t go on” every now and then and get slower and slower and slower, the hall darker and darker, then there’s an exit at the top (again, depending on fan game, it’s either pure white or flashing)

DAYUM IT’S WHITE AF OUT HEERREEE you’re in the Void. just walk it’s fine. oh look it’s Red. as per usual Red greets you with an exuberant monologue (“…”) and a battle starts.

every single one of Red’s party is one of the same sort of fucked up looking dead sprites you see in YOUR party. you only have Typhlosion left and he’s got 6 health. every single one of Red’s pokemon uses struggle, which does 1 damage to you, and murderized the user (“Venusaur has died!”) all Red has to say about it is “………..” like a true fuckin salt-lickin’ champ, vagueing Blake to the very end here i salute you big guy, and basically you just go through his entire team until….

FREAKACHUUUU BABBAAEEEYYYYY

so freakachu uses Pain Split which well. evenly splits the damage dealt, which ultimately kills Typhlosion as well as Freakachu and ends the battle. when Red comes back onto the screen, he too has lost an arm, leg, his whole-ass jaw, and got some gut removal surgery going as well.

it goes back to your two sprites. Red finally pipes up and says, “It’s over.” and then the screen says “ USED DESTINY BOND!” and once again we are treated to aaaaaAAAÁAEEUUAAÄAGZZZĖEEEEEAAAEAEEEEAZZAAEEEEEæaAÃEEEEGGeeeęeeeeEEÉÈË to take home wiht us and the screen goes black.

c’est fini. the girl takes the game and the gameshark and just pitches the mfer. checks the gameboy to make sure it’s not all just fucked up, relieved when pikachu is still a lil preppy mfer in a different game she has, happy-trauma-cries about it.

that winter, however, the snow fell thick.

aannndd THAT’S the gist of Easter Egg - Snow on Mt. Silver!! you can ofc read the entire thing and there are fan games out there (links n stuff at end) but now about fnf lullaby. FNF = Friday Night Funkin’, which is a rhythm game; a lullaby comes from the pokepasta Hypno’s Lullaby, a rhyme based off the official pokedex entry for Hypno that’s uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

well the pokemon company had fun with it at least and released an actual shirt about it

now i’m not going to get into fnf lullaby (and fnf lullaby v2) other than say that fnf lullaby is a whole mod for fnf based off of pokepastas. there was a song in the first version of the mod called Monochrome (that people just LOVE playing because the mechanics are SO fun and easy :) ) that was based off ANOTHER pokepasta for Gold (trainer name Ethan), that got a Snow on Mt Silver mod for a minute there.

but then lullaby v2 had a full ass song for mt silver called Frostbite.

but. god i’m so good at staying on track lmao. idk. there’s something special about snow on mt silver. i have my own ideas about it, but this has gotten wildly long as it is, so perhaps later LOL but until then, here are some links <3

ORIGINAL POKEPASTA

fangame 1 (ORIGINAL) (SEIZURE + VOLUME WARNING)

fangame 2 (recent) (SEIZURE + VOLUME WARNING)

fnf lullaby Frostbite

fnf lullaby Frostbite fanmade animation + song (SEIZURE WARNING)

fnf lullaby Monochrome, Mt Silver Edition

THX FOR UR INTEREST AND QUESTION AND I HOPE U ENJOYED THAT AND ALL THIS CHEERS ILUUUU XOXOXOXO

#ches writes #pokepasta #snow on mt silver #easter egg snow on mt silver #fnf lullaby #mt silver #creepypasta #KISSING U

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cello-trash · 2 years

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Some autistic Jack head canons I’ve been thinking about regarding Jacks acceptance of his autism

Bob and Alicia knew he was autistic from a very young age but don’t tell him out of a misplaced thought that he’ll be better off not knowing and that he could be “more normal” that way

They esp don’t want the press to find out bc god knows what headlines they’d write

so Jack grows up knowing he’s “different” bc of how other people treat him but not knowing why

He gets officially diagnosed right after his OD when he really starts going to therapy regularly but he feels like it’s just another thing that makes him “fucked up” so he tries to mask even harder

Jack is esp sensitive to noise and he can get overstimulated easily. This makes hockey games hard sometimes. Usually he’s so focused on the hockey he doesn’t even notice how loud the arena is, but sometimes his head buzzes and he gets so overwhelmed that afterwards he has to just lay in the dark not speaking or moving for hours after the game

When he’s home, Bitty lays on top of Jack like a weighted blanket which is one of jacks favorite things. Bitty will feed him finger food and have him drink water to make sure he’s physically fine while Jack is nonverbal

When it’s an away game Bitty gifts Jack Monsieur Bun and Jack runs his fingers over the little stuffed animal and it calms him down

Things get better for Jack when he stops thinking of autism as something that means he’s a fuck up

it’s actually bc of Bitty he realizes this. He sees just how much stim toys and accommodations help Bitty with ADHD but sees how ashamed Bitty is of using them and when he tries to convince Bitty to use them when he needs them Bitty raises an eyebrow and goes “I’ll do it if u also stop being ashamed Mr. Zimmermann” and Jack goes “…oh…”

Once Jack gets some stim toys he realizes that he’s actually been stimming his whole life to calm himself calm down when he’s overwhelmed: the way he’d rock back and forth on the bench, the way he’d chew on his mouth guard, the way he’d tap his thighs in repetitive patterns, etc.

As he starts to mask less he finds that sometimes he’ll verbally stim by reciting people’s hockey stats on the bench (he memorized the stats for most of the NHL when he was a kid but mostly these days it’s Bitty’s stats) or flap his hands around

When the press see him do this he doesn’t really respond and just stares at them blankly until they move on… he doesn’t really see how him being autistic is their business

That changes tho when some other NHL Player in their division starts campaigning for AutismSpeaks and all of a sudden Jack is checking this man really hard constantly and getting into little fights with him

Of course people notice and he gets asked about it at a press conference

And Jack goes “well he’s either an uninformed idiot who should look into the orgs he works with before he does or he’s a piece of shit who represents a piece of shit organization” and he goes on this rant about all the shitty things AutismSpeaks has done/advocated for

And when the press asks him why he knows so much about it he goes “bc I’m fucking autistic. Y’all always called me a hockey robot with no emotions I’m surprised it took you this long to figure it out.” And then he walks out of the press room

Bitty gives him the biggest hug and kisses afterwards and makes Jack his favorite pie (but not before they have hot sex)

Shitty calls him the next day and is like “bro I’m so sorry I called u a robot and made fun of u bro that was so ableist of me bro”

And Jack rolls his eyes and says “when the press called me an emotionless robot it always struck a nerve but with u it was always fond… u always stayed behind to explain jokes I didn’t get or play with my hair or whatever. U had my back and it was a joke… plus how do u know that I’m not actually a robot beep beep boop boop

Jack becomes an advocate for autism while he’s playing and then once he retires he does lots of fundraising and such

At first Bob and Alicia don’t get why he would want everyone to know that he’s autistic but after a serious talk with Jack they understand that they were thinking about it the wrong way. They were never malicious but they raised Jack during the peak of the “vaccine autism scare” and so subconsciously thought of autism as a curse

Jack jokes that thank god they didn’t actually understand that autism wasn’t a bad thing bc then they might have become Autism Parents tm and they’d have shitty puzzle piece tattoos

#i have so many more thoughts but this is already such a long post #if anyone made it this far and wants to hear more plz let me know and I’d be happy to talk more haha #omgcp #jack zimmermann #autistic jack

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oOOOOoh bOY i think about hyungline 5some on the daily basis i shit u not-

Yes, I agree that Sunghoon and Jay would be the more dominant ones while Jake n Heeseung would be more laid back and just there to have a good fuck! AND JAY BEING THE VOYEUR BF ENJOYING IT FROM A CORNER IN THE ROOM JACKING OFF TO THE SIGHT OF YOU BEING USED? smeggci. I swear. He won't hesitate to bark orders here and there, and maybe occasional degrading lines like "Look at you pup, what a view.. Like being filled with their cocks, huh?"

I also think about how Hee, like previously mentioned, would be more laid back and less serious but he wouldn't hesitate to get a lil bit stern w you if you decide to act out?? Like.. mayb a lil disrespect to him, n he'll be like "Now just bcs I don't show off like Jay and Hoon, doesn't mean I have less experience than them. If anything, I can probably fuck you better," since like,, he's older than them n all,, I dunno tho? They would probs just giggle at Hee's lil outburst and maybe that'll motivate him to fuck you even harder HNDJSNS

Also I think the way it would go is after Jay tells you about how his friends r gonna join in, and preps you for a bit, Jake would def go in first?? He'd be so flirty on purpose to get you blushy and rile Jay up.. Anyways, after Jake's done pounding you all the way to heaven, and making you see stars with the help of his skilled dirty talking skills, it'd probably be Heeseung's turn, and Hoon would join in after a while.. Jay's waiting ever-so-patiently and in amusement too :'D

After Hee's done, Hoon's still teasing you with overstim even though you're already sobbing and your face is wet (unknown if it was due to the drool or tears).. And Jay finally joins in??? And oh lord. They both would be such hard, sadistic mean doms.. Manhandling your already fucked out, fragile body... Degrading you but praising you at the same time?? "Such a good whore for us, hm? Took two cocks so well already.. you can handle ours too, can't you, pup?" *one of them chuckles* "Of course she can, what else to expect from a cockslut like her? Besides, we'll make her take it. She can and she will, right, princess?"

Anyways, enha hyung line brainrot. That's all for now, unless you'd like me to elaborate more 👍

p. s. I like to use sincerely as a fun signature thing BDNJSNSJSN

Sincerely,

- 🍷

omg if i think abt it lots of the stuff on my blog can be linked as one storyline..... imagine hyungline 5some after the Short Skirt Incident but instead of going the jealousy sex w jay <3 route jay proposes a 5some for your slutty holes to finally be fulfilled <3 when he asks if u want all 4 of them to fuck u you're not sure if he's just joking and will rip what u want away from u but he assures you he's not playing games and will gladly let his 3 friends use your holes

dude omg heeseung as a soft dom would be so. painful bro if he's disappointed/mad with you you will literally feel so guilty cuz he'll say things like "i thought you were a good girl, i was jealous of jay for having such a good little angel but turns out i was wrong, hm?" same w jake actually...... but jake is just more smug about it he is just so smug throughout the whole thing

depending on the situation i think it would be even generous for jay to give u any prep at all....... back to the bruises hc and honestly heeseung and jake would b perfect to prep u and lull u into a false sense of security, before sunghoon gets his turn and MAN he would fuck u up..... gently, condescendingly and psychologically before jay just fucks you up all over<3

if anyone is up for this idea..... what about double penetration... with two of the members (but not jay, he gets the final sloppy seconds (thirds....)) and you are just moaning so pornographically, losing yourself in pleasure riding two of his friends' cocks, jay almost cums himself before remembering that he still wants to fuck you, so he just stands up and participates actively for the first time this whole night, wrapping his hand around your throat and lifting your head up just the slightest, revelling in the way your eyes roll back in pleasure <3

#🍷 anon #enhypen smut #jay #heeseung #jake #sunghoon

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wooobuddyletsgetnasty · 3 years

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Anon asked for NSFW Kenma headcanons.. so here we goooo 🤪

~First things first, this man is NOT coming out the gate being the man of ur dreams ok? He’s not.

~This man is a gamer, u are gonna be lucky if he knows what a clit is, let alone how to find it.

~With that being said, the man has spunk, and he learns fast.

~You are probably the first, and only living breathing person that he has ever even considered shoving his dick in, like for real.

~You know sometimes men fantasize, and his are mostly about video game girls, and then here u come being all pretty and shit and he’s like, “woah wait, u wanna have sex.. with me??”

~Yes, u gross little man, we in fact would love to have sex with you.

~The first time has to be the worst experience ever, especially if u are both virgins because that’s literally just the blind leading the blind.

~ “And then I touch you here..?”

~ “Umm.. I think so.. I mean it feels okay?”

~He probably doesn’t even get his dick all the way in before he cums and just ruins the mood.

~Don’t be disheartened though, after watching some “realistic” porn and getting a pep talk from Kuroo, he is ready to try again.

~Okay, now that that is out of the way, I do believe that Kenma would be a man with some refined tastes.

~He likes pet play, especially if you’re a cat. Big ol heart eyes for u.

~Cockwarming is another thing he’s slightly into, especially when he’s just playing a game and minding his own business. I do believe that you would have to be the one to bring this topic up, as he’s shhhyyyy.

~I don’t see a daddy kink in ur future w/ this man. I think the most he has is a master kink, and that’s only when ur being his good lil kitty.

~Bro but wait, look into his eyes and tell me he’s not the type of dude to ignore u for hours on end. Look in his eyes, my man will curb u for a game, and that’s THAT.

~But he also expects you to wait for him, so touch urself, and when he says, “You aren’t supposed to be doing that..” throw in a, “Are you gonna stop me?”

~The mans isn’t gonna do JACK SHIT.

~His ass is just gonna watch, which leads me to my next point of contact, MUTUAL MASTURBATION!!!

~Who breaks first? That is the question..

~Pls except my humble offering of a small Drabble about it,

His hand seems to be working faster than you thought possible, the pace he had set was nothing to sneeze at, and you were partly in awe of him. Particularly, you couldn’t figure out where you wanted to look.

Did you look at the hand squeezing along the length of his cock? Or maybe at the flexing of his abdomen on each downward jut of his hand? The last option was his face, god, he looked blissed out, and just delicious. You wanted to touch him yourself, be the reason for that look on his face, but you couldn’t lose.

You figured you’d have to pull out all the stops you could, so your legs spread wider, fingers dipping urgently at a more defined angle, the first keen that pulled from your throat brought his eyes back to you, “Kenma,” your words slurred, “Please touch me.” If the hitch of his breath told you anything, it was that you won.

I’ll see myself out 🥴

#haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #hq smut #hq x reader #kenma x reader #kenma smut #haikyuu!! smut #haikyuu!! x reader #kenma kozume #kenma kozume x reader

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frederickthegreat · 4 years

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my thoughts on TUA season 2

(spoilers, obviously)

- opened with Klaus and Ben, my kings. Klaus’s hair looks so weird straightened while short

- AWESOME opening soundtrack

- seeing all their powers so controlled makes me wonder how they leveled up to that skill in the alternate timeline. like the only time we saw Klaus use the powers of other ghosts in the correct timeline was when two of them caught him falling out of the sky. however Diego did end up controlling bullets and Allison used her voice to technically kill one of the Swedes

- the homeless man screaming Allison’s name alongside Luther... funny shit

- big teddy bear Hazel

- Elliot was fucking awesome i think he was a great addition as a side character. rip tho :(

- honestly i don’t understand why Diego would WANT to save JFK. like it’s not that big of a deal. does he not understand what messing with the timeline can do??

- Lila... impeccable

- Sissy and Vanya... impeccable <3

- yeah and fuck u Carl

- ugh, Klaus’s beard. disgusting <3

- Ben and Klaus definitely act like they should be, given that they’ve been stuck with each other for over a decade. i’ve seen some people calling Klaus an asshole for not telling his siblings about Ben, which is completely understandable (cause he was an asshole), but I’m guessing it was because he was afraid? that sharing Ben with his siblings would mean that he would lose him to them, or his siblings would find him selfish, or they would ask something of him that he couldn’t give. if that makes sense

- that ghost bitch comment was funny tho

- to the guy who called Klaus pretty boy at the bar: sir you don’t know what you’re getting into

- Raymond!! he’s such a sweetheart, i really liked him in the show. i’m really happy that Allison has found a bit of normalcy (as normal as the 1960s Civil Rights movement could be). it shows how passionate she is about what she believes in: even though she knows the movement is far from over, even back in 2019, she’s not gonna abandon it

- Allison staring at the moon every night: either thinking about Luther or how the moon blows them all up. maybe both

- of course Luther would be working for Jack Ruby

- awesome cinematography during the mental asylum escape

- yeah it makes sense that the Handler would still be alive. she was a cool villain. although it would’ve been awesome to see how evil a fish could be

- Diego’s plan was pretty stupid. that’s my boy

- honestly they revealed how Klaus started a cult really well by having one of his followers find him at jail. Klaus, ever the musical aficionado, of course writes his scripture based off of pop songs

- Raymond and Klaus meeting!! that was cool to see how their paths connected

- Lila painting Elliot’s toenails green. ugh i love that crazy bitch

- i LOVE how they incorporated the umbrella man!! tbh i’ve always believed he was the one behind the assassination. Lee Harvey Oswald was framed

- honestly a bit understandable that Luther was planning on killing Vanya? cause he had no idea who she is now, but them reuniting was actually really sweet. he’s grown up so much

- the Swedes and their cats.

- the Umbrella company building with the nuclear family mannequins... creepy, awesome shit

- baby pogo baby pogo baby pogo baby pogo

- shanked diego shanked diego shanked diego shanked diego

- did anyone else get vibes from Klaus’s episode opening that he was an escort to the old woman? like how he was being shown off at her arm or something and getting out of jail from a call from the governor. idk maybe the lady was just very taken with him, as anyone would be

- Elliot, our helpful king

- Allison and Klaus’s reunion was so sweet!! i’m so glad they got to interact so much more in this season

- Ben getting Raymond out through a haunting... hilarious

- sweet intimate moment between Lila and Diego

- Ray meeting Luther was hilarious, but i do feel for the poor guy. i mean i’m not in love with my adoptive sister but still

- the sit-in was really well done and beautiful while terrible. the ‘riot’ that ensued was very appropriate for today’s setting

- D-Dave

- honestly i was scared that Klaus was gonna be overly attracted to him or whatever, which would be weird cause he’s years younger than Klaus, but honestly, at the core he just wanted to save Dave’s life. even if it means never meeting him in a different timeline. he truly loved Dave. and that ptsd flashback was done so well

- i knew Lila wasn’t trustworthy but i didn’t REALLY expect that!

- Vanya and Luther talking with each other, Luther admitting the apocalypse wasn’t all her fault. beautiful

- the Majestic 12 reminds me of the conspiracy theory that only a few families control basically everything in the world. the Majestic 12 may be based off of that, idk

- idk about everyone else but Klaus’s scorpion and the frog story made total sense to me! frogs ARE bitches

- the diner scene.... ugh. it really shows that the two of them did fall in love and they did stupid in love things, like talking about their family, about why Dave wanted to join, favorite colors, favorite foods, etc. however that’s seen later on when Dave visits the compound

- yes it’s very disheartening when Klaus is attacked, but honestly i think it had to happen, just like the riot had to happen. the 60s weren’t a fun time for lgbt people and poc. it was only going to be a matter of time before the show HAD to acknowledge the consequences of Klaus’s ‘flamboyancy’ in 1963 Texas. it doesn’t make it right or easy to see, but it’s realistic.

- it also makes sense that Klaus fell off the wagon after experiencing something like that. yes we all would’ve liked him to stay sober, but sobriety and recovery aren’t linear.

- Allison is so happy with Ray can we please drop this pseudo-incest plotline let’s MOVE ON

- Texas Grace ! who is not actually Grace rip (i think? i was a bit confused lol)

- the scene with Harlan running off was really upsetting but we got to see those weird light particles that we saw in the first season

- Pogo Pogo Pogo Pogo

- Klaus being a dick to Ben again, as brothers do. i do feel bad for Ben though it must be sooo frustrating. that scene with him and Allison was really sweet and funny tho

- i just have to say that Luther and Diego are so fucking funny this season it’s awesome. like there are a LOT of good lines overall by everyone but they’re hilarious. “At least he didn’t shank my ass” “no bro, he shanked your heart”“Dads part of a sinister CABAL that’s plotting on killing the president.” “a caBAL?”“You two still a thing? *leans in* do we need to talk?” “No, she’s married.” “Woah dude... that’s rough.” and countless others

- the sibling reunion!!

- Klaus really does get left out of everything tbh

- Ben :(

- sisters and Klaus!! that was so awesome to see. and Klaus’s hairpins, Vanya saying she’s gonna tell Sissy she loves her, their dance sequence, Klaus calling Allison out on that incest. beautiful

- the fucking Swedish cover of Hello was PERFECT i mean i was sad for the Swedes but it was hilarious. there were a couple beautiful shots of the boat on fire though

- god it must’ve been so traumatizing for Allison to be thrust into such a hostile place with no voice and no way to contact her family

- idk about you guys but long live Team Zero

- calling Ben that he was becoming their father was a bit uncalled for

- the fact that Klaus didn’t help Dave’s chances, and in fact escalated Dave’s own timeline.. his trembling hands... robert sheehan is an amazing actor

- the Black president bit lmaoo loved it

- the way Reginald spoke to Diego.. i’m gonna throw hands with an old man

- Klaus LITERALLY looked like he was having a seizure and they all just... played it off??

- poor, poor Carl. nah fuck him lol

- that bloody opening scene was awesome! and thank god Five got to say fuck. the fact that it was about a candy bar makes too much sense

- Robert Sheehan acting as Ben: amazing showstopping spectacular he’s so talented

- the whole multiple Fives and Luther bit was honestly really funny, and i immensely respect smaller Five over bigger Five.

- yes Klaus, you survived a family of seven. you got this

- not sad about Carl dying one bit!

- Ben... that was such a beautiful scene. not just the content of the scene, but the cinematography. Ben fading away... Vanya hugging him... ugh. the main takeaway i had from that scene is that at the core of it all, Ben and Klaus love each other immensely. they have a weird, dysfunctional, fucked up relationship, where Klaus is an asshole and Ben definitely shouldn’t of possessed him without his consent, but they’re still brothers, and Ben forgives him.

- oof Ben’s funeral was hard. also was it just me or did Klaus’s kid actor sound weird? like it sounded like Robert was dubbing his lines

- all the siblings back together again!!!! Klaus going with Vanya to save Harlan!! Vanya telling him Ben forgives him and that it wasn’t Klaus’s fault Ben got stuck with him!! everyone in the car!!! be still my beating heart

- yeah didn’t see Lila having powers coming tbh. i really feel bad for her she’s had such a rough and traumatic life, especially with the Handler as her only parental figure

- the Swede brother and Five putting down their weapons: “enough.” the Swede wanted revenge for his brothers - an eye for an eye, but there was a mutual understanding between the two of them: they would do anything for their family. if the Swede hurts one of the Hargreeves, Five would never stop coming after him. i thought it was very beautiful

- mmm Reggie’s foreshadowing coming into play. proud of u Five

- the ending was so beautiful. everyone got closure in some type of way. except now Klaus is alone with nothing but his dog tags :(

- EMO BEN HAHAHA WTFFF?? is Lila in the sparrow academy? why was Ben’s portrait over the mantle piece? did Five disappear?? is the sparrow academy just older versions of the siblings who stuck around?? so many questions

FINAL THOUGHTS

- Ellen Page’s acting consistently blows me away. she is amazing

- beautiful cinematography, funny writing, pretty good acting. i didn’t like the soundtrack as much as i did the first season’s, but some of it wasn’t bad.

- i’m glad ben got peace, but i’m also glad justin min isn’t gone for good. his social media presence is too vital for us

- i swear to god if they keep treating klaus as a joke and don’t let him get any actual development like everyone else had (he barely got closure with Dave, he reconciled with Ben through a second party) next season, i’m gonna riot. PLEASE i want to learn more about his powers now that Ben is gone. what happened to seeing tons of ghosts when he’s sober??

- Luther and Diego were probably my favorite duo of the season, I’m so happy that they’ve reconciled and are bonding more.

- just seeing Vanya grow and be happy was amazing

all in all, really wonderful season. i probably liked it better than the first one. now it’s time to consume fanfiction and maybe finish my own (check out “god doesn’t want him and neither does the devil” on ao3!)

#the umbrella academy #tua spoilers #tua season 2 spoilers #the umbrella academy season 2 spoilers #the umbrella academy season 2 #tua season 2 #klaus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #vanya hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #raymond chestnut #dave katz #diego hargreeves #reginald hargreeves

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jaynovz · 3 years

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Black Sails 2.2 with Lauren (@boatsfordays)

Flint: and yet you’ve offered to help me regain control of this crew. why would you do that? Lauren: Gay reasons. My dude, why you gotta sit that close. I repeat, gay reasons.

Silver: it offers me an opportunity I don’t think I can find anywhere else Lauren: your dick

Silver: Freedom. From water, from Randall, from hunger, from wages... from you Lauren: ooooo that’s a lie

Convo with Dufresne: “Flint’s manipulating the heck out of this guy right now. wait is he tryna fuck. oh, no he’s not. okay.”

dudes are laughing at James in the bar: “maybe they don’t like his ponytail”

about mr. meeks: “I don’t see things going well for him”

Silver goings-on begin: “sir WHAT are you doing”

“omg is he tryna be a news reporter??”

“lol nobody cares about u bro”

Silver: and there’s plenty more gossip in the well Lauren: oh my gosh he’s gonna be a MEAN GIRL

Lauren: Flint’s like “uhhh just do your thing I guess?”

about Eleanor: “Vane’s got it bad for her huh?”

“I stand by my statement. Eleanor are you SURE this is the job you want?”

about Silver impressing Flint: “he try to impress, he bring courting gift, he is rejected”

Hennessey: good sense escapes you Lauren: too much gremlin in you sir, too much chaos

about Dufresne boarding prize: “you are not an intimidating captain tho. I can see this going poorly” (lol eat shit dufresne)

“he’s like ‘this is a sissy little captain’ ”

“oh yeah Flint knew this was going to happen”

Silver’s face after Flint’s scheme pays off: oh my god silver’s face, he’s like “when we gonna fuck tho?”

“I think Flint is coming around but Silver DEFINITELY wants a piece of Flint. Flint is starting to think ‘ok he kinda cute’ but is mostly like ‘meh take it or leave it’ at this point.” (Lauren you’re killing me over here)

Anne laying in bed: “she thinkin about that Max sex. she want it. she gon GET IT.”

“Jack is too stressed for a good fuck. He doesn’t have the energy.”

about Jack bursting in on Maxanne: “awww I like him. he’s great. he just won major points with Anne.”

Dufresne: that you orchestrated it all Lauren: yeah he is a manipulative fuck. we knew this.

“Silver’s actor seems to just like... flirt with everyone he lays eyes on. it’s his face, he has one of those faces.” (yes. yes he does)

#thoughts #black sails #silverflint #lauren's on the ship in a big way now #I promise I didn't influence her I just sat patiently #lauren black sails commentary #black sails crack #lauren is the gift that keeps on giving

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king u gonna elaborate on virgin benrey

listen i have kiryu “is 100% a virgin at the ripe old age of 37, and this is appealing to me instead of fucking hilarious″ kazuma disease and it has followed me here. also this kind of branches into a completely different kink at the end b/c i am diseased

so you know how i write "obviously fucks good and hard all the time" benrey. well........you know.......like..........what if......................he didnt. what if he was. what if he had never fucked before in his life and his incessant flirting finally works and hes like "i did not expect to get this far."

envision, if u will, the delightful awkwardness of virgin benrey + "has never had sex with a dude before" gordon

ive definitely brought up the possibilities of gordon going all science-brain on null benrey before but i think it works just as well on virgin benrey too. its a learning experience for both of them and if theres one thing gordons good at, its research. and gordon probably gets way too up in his own head about making sure he does this shit right and spends a lot of sleepless nights googling "how to have sex with dudes" and, you know, researching,

if benreys not the one fucking babying him thru his first gay experiences he is probably going to bungle it so fucking badly and i think it would be really funny

alternatively please consider gordon being so fucking neurotic about benrey never having done this shit before that he avoids the subject as hard as possible, thinking that hes gonna dick it up hardcore, but the whole time benreys just thinking "bro i havent had my dick touched in [however long hes been alive]. come on". the tension

furiously making out with him behind a fucking crate in black mesa and then realizing this is Going Places and gordons voice breaks as he says, way too loud, "I GOTTA UHHH GO RELOAD MY SMG. RIGHT NOW"

you think gordon is touch starved ? no. Hell with this

Im just tsying theres no evidence hes been touched at all by another human being in his life before this. if hes video game in real he benrey noclip out of being touched

what if he like, chooses not to noclip/not feel....ON that time gordon catches him. just cuz hes curious, a gay impulse. or maybe hes so surprised (and gay) he forgets to avoid it

and oh, to be in gordon freeman's gentle grasp. makes him into an unholy annoyance of awkward gayness for the rest of the series

YEAS.......also he has definitely thought hard about sucking gordons dick but doesnt actually have any idea how he would go about it. hes just heard its cool

giddy thinking about the scenario where its actually benrey whos terrible at sucking dick b/c hes never done it before and gordon who actually does suck dick like a champ

i know that this is literally the plot of the very first serious nsfw fic in this fandom but still. virgin beney. benrey getting sucked off for the first time in his entire life and shaking like a fucking leaf......

Power trip of Gordon realizing this guy whose been hitting on him the whole time has no idea what to actually do

Gordon Freeman Gives Benrey A Prostate Exam

its a joke but its not a joke. virgin benrey being vaguely aware that being fucked by gordon freeman would be cool, in theory, but not fully conceptualizing of how you actually get a dick in your ass until gordons like "what?? no, dude, you cant just stick it in there" and gives him a demonstration and thats how benrey discovers he has a prostate

benrey like "idgi man this just feels weird. when do we get to theohhh my god what. what that" and gordons like "what, u mean this?" (curls his fingers again) mean smirk hours

i want him to make a squeaky little noise when gordon says that and curls his fingers again, and gordon's like "ha- knew he'd like it" and keeps kneading him a while; but oops, suddenly benrey's coming with an even squeakier noise

gordon's so surprised he just keeps going, hes like, not comprehending until benys whining at him to stop

a thought: benreys not good at "being human" and probably doesnt actually know whats supposed to happen when u nut so every time hes been jackin it he just does it until it starts to be Just A Little Too Much and then hes like "mission accomplished" and stops. imagine his fucking surprise when gordons jerking him off and he doesnt stop and hes like "wh ha hu what the fuck i already got off bro" and gordon just stares at him and the distinctive lack of cum on his hand and s like ".......did you? you sure about that one."

tl;dr benrey squirming and babbling and digging his fingers into gordons back as he begs him to keep going, he doesnt know whats gonna happen and hes feeling totally overwhelmed b/c gordons pushing him further than hes ever been pushed and he keeps inadvertently trying to wriggle away b/c its So Much but gordon, maybe, pins down his hips so he can get benrey off For Real.......

even better if its when gordons sucking him off for the first time so he can wrap his arms and hands around benreys thighs to keep them spread wide open and firmly in place

knees shaking and thighs jumping constantly

and benrey has no idea when its supposed to be over so he cant even warn gordon properly. he just keeps getting louder and louder.......

maybe even.......completely hunched over gordon......pushing him down on his dick with his hands in his hair.......

alternating between babbling "stop" and "dont stop" b/c hes stupid

eventually gordon gets so sick of benrey not being able to decide whether he wants to shove gordon onto his dick or yank him off that he just pulls off and says "look, man, do you trust me?" b/c he would really like to just get benrey to stop edging himself here

UNINTENTIONAL OVERSTIMULATION.......THE TEARS........HHHHHHH

and he eventually gets benrey to nod furiously at him that he trusts him and gordons just like, okay, im not gonna stop then. im gonna keep going. and.......he does

eyes glazed, hair sticking to him with sweat, hips all twitchy, dick all red, face also all red

sucking benrey dry until hes over sensitive.......

He started off spasming then he’s rocking into Gordon’s face by the time he’s wailing his name. Panting and gasping like he’s fucking DROWNING

gordon meanwhile almost nuts in his pants from the fuckin show that benreys puttin on for him and hes not even trying. hes just Like This. gordons got jerkoff material for the next month just thinking about the way benrey wails his name and clutches his hair tight

benreys like (slurred) 'u gonna jack off or sumn.......was it not hot'. gordon fighting with every cell of his body not to scream "WAS IT NOT HOT?"

trying to decide what would be hotter: gordon jacking off while hes on his knees with his head resting on benreys thigh or jerking off on benreys stomach and.....r.......rubbing it in

benrey watching gordon cum and feeling a whole new context for it cause now he knows how good it feels and gets turned on again faster-

thinking.......about.......th. next time. now that benreys figured it out. he gives it a try on his own time and hes so surprised that it works that he goes up to gordon like "yo. check this out. i figured out how to jack it" and gordon has the most unimpressed look on his face imaginable

"proud of you, buddy. am i good to go back to watching storage wars, or" "you wanna uhhh.....wanna see it maybe?" and that changes his entire tune

imagining benrey being so fucking bad at it still that he keeps doing the start-stop shit b/c its so intense and hes not used to it and the thing that actually gets him to finish is gordon, pants down to his knees and fisting his own dick like he might die tomorrow, leaning forward and telling him that hes got this, benreys gonna come for him, right? come for gordon?

gordon fucking telling him "dont stop" WRT jerking himself off and benrey just listening to him and pushing himself is ruining my fuckin mind

its a really good thought......i love how it plays into non-human benrey having to figure out human stuff........makes me crayz

probably keeps being sensitive for a long while too........ (mumbling very very quietly) and if hes so sensitive from never being touched before......maybe hes kind of........uhhh..................ticklish

new layers to the whole "oh my god its too much stop it" + "i actually dont want you to stop touching" thing .. . . .. . . . + gordon powertripping when he realizes whats going on with him and why he keeps jerking away and trying not to laugh when gordon touches him like on his stomach or his sides

benrey accidentally jerks too hard and knees gordon in the dick from how ticklish he feels just from like, hands on his sides or something

i was actually thinking about......like.......gordon laying on the ground and suffering (because why wouldnt i be thinking about gordon suffering) and deciding that enough is enough and offering to.......desensitize benrey. you know. for his own health

you know. uhhh. tying up his arms and legs, perhaps, and. you know. "do not noclip through these. i swear to god, benrey, if you kick me in the dick again"

i'm think about benrey begging gordon to stop, so he does, to check if this is a Forreal stop or a "hahah nooo~" stop, and benrey asks him through gasps to keep fucking tickling him (except he just says smth to the effect of ."gh.. ....keep doing it dude wuhdah hell...") and gordon gets an evil fucking grin and just feels on top of the world "yeah?? think you can handle it, huh???" and just destroys him. benrey thinks about gordon's horny manic face for weeks

neither of them had a thing for this before this point but the combination of feeling like hes being tickled and gordons hands on him for the first time making him mad horny gives benrey a brand new fucking fetish. gordons manic fucking face im so glad we are on the same wavelength about that

i truly hate my own posts. incurable. diseased

#asky #writin stuff #SOMETHING GOT COPIED AND PASTED WRONG SORRY

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