never forget james flint parallel parked a fucking warship
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[image description: seven Black Sails image edits.
First image: a screenshot of an article headline from The Onion that says, "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and that has been edited to say, "Published June 24, 1716".
Second image: A quote that says "They hang men for this." above a photo of Miranda.
Third image: A quote that says "Take him. And get the fuck off my beach." above a photo of Teach.
Fourth image: A quote that says "I don't give a shit what goes on in there. fuck Flint. Don't fuck Flint. fuck Billy. Don't fuck Billy." above a photo of Israel Hands.
Fifth image: A quote that says "Come to bed when you're through." above a photo of Jack Rackham.
Sixth image: A quote that says "Had I that instinct, I would resist it with every inch of will I could muster." above a photo of Vane.
Seventh image: A quote that says "You can see how this might be of particular and immediate concern for me." above a photo of Silver.
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Looking for Long John Silver's coupons shouldn't give me a Black Sails Crisis™ but here I am and now I have to share my insanity and my fried shrimp with yous 🍤
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Everyone is always like "oh my God Silver you sent six men ashore to kill Captain Flint!!" and they never ask instead "how was the mimesis, was the mimesis fun? did you have an exciting and great time becoming the thing you feared in the beginning?"
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[image description: a Barbie selfie meme of Silver. Silver's selfie has his back to the camera. The background sparkles are green. The caption says, "This Barbie is [REDACTED]."
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