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summary: kaveh the sweetheart, the precious man you thank the archons for every single time. sometimes... he also has a mean streak; the streak you bring out after carefully caliberated moves. you’d have to tease him, you’d have to make him jealous to land yourself here.
mentions of overstimulation (f!rec, meanie kaveh :3)
“not so fun now is it?” kaveh cooed, watching you struggle as your legs tied up from the corners from the bed felt restricted & in pain. a vibrator nudged against your sensitive bundle of nerves as kaveh pulled out another high off you.
your body felt like it was on fire, your senses felt like they were haywired, pain and pleasure overwhelming every nerve ending in your body. your panting, heaving chest, bubbling warm tears drenching the pillow were all a sight to behold. kaveh could almost feel pity for you if it weren’t for your longing determination to watch him snap.
“didn’t you want to brat out? why are you inching away from the consequences?” he leaned in, twisting and pinching your tits, perked up because of the pleasure waves in your core.
“didn’t you?” kaveh asked, once more, annoyance laced in his voice because of your lack of answers.
“kaveh-” you panted rabidly, whimpering and staring at him for mercy doe-eyed. you had so much fun, pressing his buttons... but after feeling like you will pass out from overstimulation, you miss your boyfriend’s usual self. the caring, kind, spoiling self.
“kaveh- please-”
“please what angel? want more? alright! i will give you more.” kaveh cooed, letting the vibe on the highest setting.
you shrieked, mewling out at the soaring feeling and how your walls throbbed. head shaking in defiance as you negated his torture, “no no no please kaveh please”
“begging mess...” kaveh sighed, letting you recover a bit by adjusting the vibe to normal.
“if you truly are sorry, then you’d let go once more, then maybe another time, then maybe another..” kaveh’s voice echoed in your ear drums in a taunting, tantalizing way.
“no- i can’t- i can’t!” you cried out, already feeling another painful orgasm build up inside you. you didn’t know at this point how much you could give him more. kaveh... on the other hand, seemed especially hungry, unsatiable for you.
“yes you will, you know how? because i will take care of it personally.” kaveh’s hands languidly touched your swollen nub, watching you jolt up in sensitivity.
“yes you will... angel. everything comes with a price, mm?”
#idk what did i do#lmaoaoaoao#kaveh#genshin impact#kaveh thirst#kaveh smut#kaveh x reader#genshin thirst#genshin smut#genshin x reader#genshin x you#genshin imagines#genshin drabble#gi thirst#gi smut#kaveh gi
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Present Mic/Yamada Hizashi from My Hero Academia has a flat ass!
#LMAOAOAOAO#all these mha men have all of this definition#but still no ass in sight#i faintly remember seeing some juice on endeavor#i'll get back to you on that#mha#present mic#yamada hizashi#mod luna#flat ass
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Okay! :D I'm fine with anything you choose, bunni :D
May I pick you up?
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ill read reece's cute little emoji anons they have and swoon at how sweet they r and then i open my own inbox to see these
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got a new fancy schmancy pencil and i think it gave me magic powers
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#ignore the worm with the bible verse !#LMAOAOAOAO#rottmnt#rottmnt donnie#rottmnt fanart#my art#fanart#rottmnt donatello#donatello#tmnt donnie#tmnt donatello#rise of tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#teenage mutant ninja turtles#tw body horror#kind of?
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my 10y/o brother after watching barbie: this movie was made for white people
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still single-handedly one of the most out of pocket line from this game
#it ranks after literally everything she said to Orion#and those two different dove lines#LMAO#magnolia teaching mint to put himself first#so he kicks in an old lady’s legs#what a legend#LMAOAOAOAO#magnolia & mint#magnolia & dove
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i work with kindergartners a lot and they are so ruthless. I was talking to one about their project and they look at me and say “You have really big eyes. They match your nose. And those red dots” Okay you little twat you look like a bug dipped in vinegar and your nose is running a river but i didn’t tell you that, did i?
#kids man#they’re kind of dumb#and mean#and scary#i’m scared of them#detrimentally frightened#xoxo#they hate me#lmaoaoaoao#no they don’t#actually some kids like me#a lot of them do#like danny#he likes me#and alexa and addie and maddie and abby#it’s just freaking hazel#hazel hates me#frick you hazel#wipe your nose#addie cooks up
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GOOD MORNING MY LOVELY WIFE!! <3
- no fucking axe emoji🖤
n also i'm stuck logged into the collective account again wehhhh
GOOD MORNING MY LOVE!!!!! <333
#vampy asks#vampy loves 🪓🖤#🪓🖤#shhh don’t worry hun#🪓#for you :)#wait can you copy and paste from tags#idfk#oh well#im sure you’ll find a way#you’re smart like that sooooo#just don’t copy and paste something else…#lmaoaoaoao
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I’m in Washington, D.C. in my black hoodie and I’m ready to fuck shit up
.. jk I have a family now, we’re gonna go to the Smithsonian and to an Indian restaurant
#but a small part of me wants to still do the tomfoolery#feeling like I’m changing the world#but I got deep into it#and the world changed me#I used to be Enjolras coded#let’s just say that#lmaoaoaoao
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Mannnn I just love Heizou sm its kinda driving me insane😕🤒
#hes sooo#rrrrrrrrr#very barkable to look at#have you seen him#hes so stareable but at the same time id faint the moment I catch sight of hi.#no because i lowkey wish i was the stick hes bringing around/holding during his idle animation#if i was a criminal and i was caught by him id be willingly do the stupid decision of trying to use violemce against him#just so he can kick me in the stomach and all that#ykwim??#itd be so worth it i wouldnt care if it hurts so much i cough up blood#i just want him to use violence on me as well as a form of selfe defense is all#nyways thats pretty much all#i think#idjajs thanks for coming to ted talk guys bye#also you shouldnt really have read this#lmaoaoaoao
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You have no proof the people love me mello
doesnt matter if i love u <3
#💌 - love letters#archer darling#bc my opinion is the most important#<3#LMAOAOAOAO#jk my opinuon dont mean shit BUT I LOVE U
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LMAO MY NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR HAS ONE AND THE ONES ACROSS FROM ME HAVE LIKE 3 LINING THE STREET😭 i never knew what the actual name was
one or two spring/summers ago when I drove a truck I parked in the street all of the time and one time I started my car and had the windows cracked and I was like what the FUCK is that stink
and then I realized the coochies were in bloom and I was parked right next to one
LMAOOOOO again they’re the NC state tree so i see them quite a lot 😭😭😭 they were really popular trees to plant for family houses cos they’re so pretty but it hit them AFTER dogwoods became a popular tree that they STANNKK lol
the flowers getting all over your car too… ugh lol
#LMAOAOAOAO#so glad everyone knows exactly what i’m talking about#lia.talks#lia.loveletters 💌#📥: ash! 🎧
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jm doodles from my insta (@/worm.tent if ur interested mwah)
#jonmartin#tma#jonathan sims#jon sims#martin blackwood#jonster#lmaoaoaoao#my art#the magnus archives#the magnus archive fanart#tma fanart#magnus pod#magpod#the archivist#jarchivist
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