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mintmoth · 1 year
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The glean is deadly- he swears
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dwarfnamedevily · 10 months
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I love the "reading the book/watching the movie or series" fanfiction as much as the next person,but i have to say, at least make it make sense.
Like in harry potter for example, when they write that HARRY has a stronger friendship with anyone, and i mean ANYONE else than ron and hermione, or that x character knows harry better than these two, i truly believe that the writer read the books with the single eye of their ass hole.
I agree that all three of them needs more friends, and go off write the fuck u want, but at least tag it properly so i can avoid ur idiocy.
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skruffie · 2 years
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So I’m looking at old private blog entries and WOW I forgot how fucking terrible my mental health was in 2016.
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anticapitalistclown · 27 days
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talking about farts, can I request how would lookism men react to when their gf farts in front of them for the first time?
LMAAAOOO yes I will absolutely write this (atp I'm gonna be known as the fart blog lol) (do I talk (write) about farting that much?)
pd. as always, I am going to post the most requested characters if there's not specified ones (hope you don't mind)
Jake, Vin Jin and Goo reacting to reader farting in front of them for the first time
Jake
Your boyfriend was helping you paint your living room, while he reached perfectly all the spots (bc he is really tall) you needed to use a ladder, "this color is gonna make the room look so comfy" you were really happy about how the results were showing, Jake smiled proudly at you.
You struggled to reach a corner stretching your arm the fullest making the ladder tremble, your boyfriend's instincts thankfully worked enough to trap the ladder and stabilize it, yet a "puff" escaped, the room was silent, and your face was completely red.
Suddenly Jake's laugh echoed the living room "babe, for the 5 months we've been dating I was waiting for you to be comfortable enough to fart in front of me" he hugged you from behind "but you had to do it when my face was near your butt?" he laughed again, you covered your face "I was nervous-" his laugh was contagious making you laugh with him "you mean that you fart when nervous?" you nodded and left a broken "yes" making you both laugh even more.
Vin Jin
After eating like barbarians you both took a nap, a necessary one. Like kids, Vin turns completely energetic after a nap, annoying the shit out of you who is still processing that you're even awake.
Since you weren't paying attention to him, he just did the best he could do, annoy you, he jumped over you tickling every corner of your body, making you fight desperately "Vin for fuck's sake" he started to laugh like an asshole, "Vin don't press, I'm about to fart" he tickled you even more "then fart, who cares, duh" you started to fight back "it's gonna ruin my image" he laughed at your response "what image?" you couldn't hold anymore at the pressure and a loud fart echoed the bedroom, Vin laughed like a hyena after your fart "my image" you cried, he hugged you "babe, listen to this" and he left the most explosive sounding fart ever making you both laugh until tears formed in your eyes.
Goo
You both were fooling each other cracking dad jokes that were just as horrible as your humor, just perfect for you both, that's when he got the dumbest idea "babe, twist my finger" you looked at him in awe, "are you serious?" a little devilish laugh escaped "yes" you twisted his finger and he dropped a nosy fart, you stood with a poker face, leaving the room silent "babe" you asked him "twist my finger" his awkward face turned into a happy one, he twisted your finger, and you dropped a fart for him, making you both laugh "gosh I love you, I knew you were made for me" "I just can't believe that this had to be the first fart you hear from me" "I would never forget it"
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hatteymcstache · 2 months
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bruh I'm such a dummy- so nsfw is allowed back on tumblr as long as you put content labels? well shit now I finally got a place to make a private nsfw account without ever going back to Twitter lmaaaooo
anyways I'll let ya'll know when it's ready sometime; a lot of it is gonna be trans inclusive and indulgent so ya'll are safe to scroll there as long you're 18+ obviously. I've been meaning to make an nsfw space where a lot of trans ppl can feel sexy in their own skin without being harrassed/fetishized to all hell.
Also yes there may be some fursona/persona work of me but this is kind of a rarity, so I just wanna make this clear right now; unless you're someone I trust completely, I don't want any nsfw of my persona that isn't made by me. I don't want any demands for it either.
Other than that, it's most likely just gonna be focused on character stuff, fanart etc, and I ain't gonna be posting much on there except just queueing old nsfw work I made.
This is also something I've been back and forth on for a long time just cause I feel like it's quite a responsibility to safeguard it. so don't expect too much hahah.
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nattinatalia · 11 months
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Jack Harlow x Reader : Instagram AU
Read this first 🎈
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yourusername Yo te lo hago en la cama, también te lo hago en el jet ✈️ 😈
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jackharlow What the? You were literally just upstairs. Where are you going?
jackharlow Where are the kids? And who’s hands are those???
druski I think she’s ignoring you.
jackharlow FUCK OFF DRU.
claybornharlow Mom doesn’t have the kids btw so stop blowing up her phone, she’s sleeping.
jackharlow 🤨
yourbestiename Bitchhhh para donde vas?
yourusername Buscando una aventura 😜
g_eazy 🔥 🥵 Are you finally single?
yourusername LMAAOOO, what are you doing back under my comments Gerardo???
g_eazy 🎯 Trying to get at you girl
yourusername 👎🏼
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yourusername Before the day ends, I want to wish my baby boy a happy birthday. We celebrated his birthday last weekend but I’m still spoiling him with a trip to a dinosaur museum so he’s super happy about that. Ezequiel, you’re the most kindhearted, loving, funny little boy ever. You make me the happiest mama. I love you my sweet boy 💙
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yourbestiename Feliz cumpleaños al niño más consentido del mundo. We love you Angel Ezequiel 😘 have fun beba
yourusername Gracias bebe 💖
claybornharlow 🥺 they grow up so fast. happy birthday little man
claybornharlow btw can you answer your husbands texts and calls. He keeps annoying us.
yourusername LMAO
druski Happy birthday little terror. I can’t believe your dad missed your party.
yourusername All of you did though soooo???
claybornharlow Not me wtf
yourusername Except you and mamamaggie <3
claybornharlow Because we actually look at our calendar!!!!!!
yourusername LMAO
jackharlow I thought we were taking him together? What is going on right now????
user damn jack you forgot your own kids birthday????
jackharlow Shut up Katie
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jackharlow Happiest of birthdays to my little man, my twin for life. He amazes me every day with his thoughtfulness and all the love he give out at such a young age. I’ll admit it to all of y’all, I missed his birthday party last weekend and it broke my heart when I came home to see my boy so heartbroken, so I have a lot of making up to do. Started with throwing him ANOTHER party and getting him these Pokemon cards he’s been wanting. This is day one of plenty surprises to come ☝🏼
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urbanwyatt Happy birthday little dude.
neelamthadhani getting those cards in such a short time was a hassle. Never again please
mamamaggie My baby, happy birthday to the coolest little boy.
druski thanks for the invite. Where is y/n at though? I miss her .
jackharlow Why are you being messy?
druski This isn’t anything new so I’m confused, you thought I’d be nice because 😭
yourbestiename *starts eating popcorn* Yeah, where is Y/N at?
yourusername 👀 🤫
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yourusername Not this random number texting me that! But yes, I do need a dog!!!!!
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yourbestiename Güey no mms 😭
yourusername No estoy haciendo nada!!!!
yourbestiename Hmm, ándale pues tóxica.
badbunnypr 🔥 🥵 yo puedo ser tú perro
yourbestiename Noo, regrésate con la vela
yourusername AY YOO LMAOOO
g_eazy It was I 🤫😜😈
yourusername Then nvm I don’t need a dog!
druski LMAAAOOO
user Y/N has been petty since Monday, I guess she’s really upset that Jack missed the party.
user I would too.
jackharlow My wife is sexy as fuck 😮‍💨 🧱
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jackharlow Weekend with my minis ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
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mamamaggie My babies 🥺
user okay Daddy day care
user do you want a trophy?
user mr missing my kids birthday party
yourusername You guys need to chill.
allabouttheharlows Ohhh sooo they were at the courts all day because y/n posted some pics at night and look Jack posted during the day so they were definitely together.
jackharlow We’re married, why wouldn’t we be together?
user because she was being petty online and entertaining Gerald
yourusername Because I was mad.
yourusername Let me be toxic and stir shit up when my man gets me pissed off🤫
yourbestiename She’s just like me fr 😜
jackharlow & y’all are annoying.
yourusername Not so much now Jackman, still not forgiven you completely so chill.
jackharlow 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨
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boojangs · 7 months
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Wenclair Hockey/College AU. I have no regrets.
I WAS TOO TIRED TO REMEMBER MARKING THIS CORRECTLY, YES IT'S A CHAPTER FIC LMAAAOOO
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kattythingz · 2 months
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YOUVE INFESTED MY BRAIN OMG
More doodles. Couldn't resist drawing Ling and Dreki interacting just a lil. They'd get along.
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I completely blanked when drawing Oliver. But still "get your shit together" is how the Briggs fort arc went down in my brain.
NOOO BABY BOY. He looks so sad... it's fucking perfect. The way he's so jaded and just. Exhausted by the world in the first one. GOD YES that's how he looks every time Al looks away from him (cuz we both know Ed would put on his bravest face just for Al's sake). AND THE SQUISH!!! THEY LOOK SO SOFT HELP. Ling and Dreki look like they bouta get into some shit lmaaaooo.
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striveattemptfail · 1 year
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i just wanna know how they ended up in this position, with jason's head in artemis' lap
was someone there first? who?? did one tell the other to move and they didn't??? was it a mutual agreement to just watch tv like this????
(slightly less than sfw speculation under the cut lol)
jason: *already laying down* artemis: i want to sit
jason: no
artemis: jason, move. over.
jason, stubborn, does not GAF: just sit down somewhere
artemis: do you want me to sit on your legs and crush them?
jason: no!
jason: find somewhere else to sit
artemis: i want to watch the news
jason: just don't sit on my legs
artemis: then where???
jason: idk. but maybe not on my stomach either
artemis: jason, i'm not sitting on your face
jason:
artemis:
jason:
artemis:
jason: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
artemis: oh my god
artemis: you're terrible and awful and i'm still not doing it
[10 min. of bickering later, jason has his head in artemis' lap]
(yes i know this is very ooc, but i like to live in my delusions sometimes LMAAAOOO)
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monkiebois · 11 months
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So I know azure probably won't be around lil xaiohua but still I like this scenario (heavily inspired by sharks stuff ngl)
"unkie lion"
"yes little star what is it?"
"why are your boobies so big?"
"....um..t-there not boobs dear.."
"that's not what papa said"
*Looks up in mac's general detection* "really brother please don't teach her that joke too"
LMAAAOOO OHMYGOD YEAH
Macaque: i didnt teach her that
Azure: there is no one else here that would-
Feris: :3
Azure:....i dont like you
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cottoncandywhispers · 5 months
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a girl from my class said in the group chat that she found out the covers of the "new taylor's album" (midnights) and that she loved the design and i was trying not to sound too crazy fangirl swiftie and answered "haha yes i love them too" LMAAAOOO LIKE IM NOT SCREAMING INSIDE
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ethereousdelirious · 7 months
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I'm so sick of posting these lmaaaooo honestly publishing fills consistently might be harder than actually writing the fills in the first place
Sicktember 2023 Day 26
Prompt: "I'm so sorry"
Fandom: P.okémon
Characters: L.ucian, Cy.nthia
Cynthia stretched her arm across the expanse of the mattress, frowning when nothing met her fingertips but cold, empty sheets. She blinked to full awareness and found a sea of cool blue fabric— where was Lucian?
Stretching, she sat up and looked around. Maybe he'd woken up first and gone to read on the balcony.
Wrapping herself in a knit throw blanket, Cynthia stood and ventured into the living room. On the TV, a game show aired in bright colors, the volume so low that the sound came out as a mere murmur. Lucian reclined on the couch, eyes half mast behind his glasses.
"Baby?" Cynthia said softly.
He replied with a string of coughs, answering all her unasked questions with the spasm of his chest. "Sorry," he said when he was done, leaning against the back of the couch with his eyes closed. "I woke up with a fever and I didn't want…" He trailed off with a sigh, pressing the heel of his hand to his forehead. "Thought it would be better if I didn't stay."
Contagion be damned.
Cynthia stood over him and kissed his forehead, letting her lips linger on the damp, smoldering heat.
Lucian sniffled. "So much for that," he said, but with a gentle fondness buried beneath the congestion in his voice.
"Have you eaten?" Cynthia asked, pulling back. Absently, she let her hand rest on his forehead now like she could force his fever down with touch alone.
"I… haven't done much of anything, to be honest." Lucian's flush darkened, his skin heating up beneath her hand.
She smiled down at him and ruffled his hair. "That's good. You're supposed to be resting."
Leaving Lucian tucked under the throw blanket, Cynthia got busy in the kitchen. She made miso soup and coffee and arranged everything on a tray alongside a bottle of cold medicine just in case.
She found Lucian marking on a piece of paper when she returned to the living room, the irritated pink of his nose a few shades darker than it had been before.
Forgetting her self-assigned task, Cynthia stood with the tray balanced on both palms. "What's that?"
"Tallying up my winnings," Lucian said, nodding at the TV, where an old rerun of Kadrabra Kwiz was playing. "I got the Alazakam bonus t- twice—" He interrupted himself with a sneeze, jerking his head to the side with a convulsive motion that made his hair fall in his face. Sniffling, he shook away the curtain of indigo curls that had fallen into his eyes. "By my calculations, we're… Yes, filthy rich."
Cynthia set the tray down on the coffee table and sat beside Lucian so she could brush his hair back properly. He shivered a little, noticeably holding back from leaning into her. "What'll you buy, millionaire?" she asked, looking into his eyes. They both knew that either one of them had the funds to do essentially whatever they wanted, but Cynthia loved to tease.
Lucian shuddered under the gentle touch of her fingertips and pulled the blanket closer around his shoulders. "Nothing you couldn't buy for yourself."
"It means more when it's a present from you "
For a moment, the weariness disappeared from his face and he smiled warmly at her. "A villa in every region, for starters. And a swimsuit for each of them."
"What color?" she pressed, twirling one of his locks around her pointer finger.
He swept his eyes down the length of her body and she looked down at herself. Though she wore pastel sleepwear, pastel didn't really suit her. Colors like black and white were easier to style, though Lucian had admitted long ago he loved to see her in other colors, particularly red. It was clear now from the hungry look on his face that he was imagining it, though the effect was dampened by the shivering and exhaustion apparent in every line of his body. Cynthia leaned over and handed him the small bowl of miso soup.
"Red," said Lucian finally, taking it distractedly. "Aren't you going to eat?"
"Ah." She hadn't thought about that. Laughing at herself, she darted to the kitchen and got herself a bowl.
In the short time that she'd been gone, Lucian seemed to have worsened. His posture had slipped a little and he shivered so hard that the broth sloshed in his untouched bowl.
Cynthia sat down again and snuggled up to him. A long time ago, she'd thought Lucian's tendency to hide and downplay his maladies was due to a strong desire to be independent, to be strong and silent. That he hated to be pitied, to be coddled.
In fact, the opposite was true. Lucian was simply stoic by nature and responded favorably to a gentle treatment. So Cynthia kissed his arm and nuzzled into the thick fabric of his hoodie like an Eevee, gazing up at him with Baby-Doll Eyes. "You'll feel better after you eat," she said. "And there's coffee so you don't get a headache."
Lucian nodded and took a sip of the broth, shifting uncomfortably between Cynthia and the armrest. "I know… I just, I—" He broke off with a shaky huff and rubbed his face with his free hand.
"I know, baby." Cynthia pulled back. Maybe she was crowding him. "Eat some of the seaweed for me and then you can have some medicine, okay?"
Lucian, for his part, was always a cooperative patient. Even now, when he clearly wasn't feeling up for much of anything, he managed to finish his miso soup. It was more than Cynthia had been expecting given his earlier reluctance.
"Do you feel any better?" she asked. He'd stopped shivering, at least."
"Not as cold," he said listlessly, looking around. "Do you know what time it is?" He ducked his head to cough into the crook of his arm, eyes up like he wasn't done talking. "I, um… We were going to go to that book signing today."
"Oh!" Cynthia had forgotten all about that. It wasn't the kind of thing she was really interested in, some meet and greet for an author Lucian liked. But it was important to him and she hadn't had plans, so she'd agreed to go. "Oh." Lucian had been so excited, too. "I'm sorry, baby." A sharp intake of breath from Lucian made her pause and she waited for him to finish sneezing before continuing, "Do you want me to go without you?"
Blinking tears out of his eyes, he raised his head to look at her. "Would you?"
"Of course I would."
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pangolinsandnewts · 1 year
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hiiiii !!
ummm so does morro have a role in your atla au? my first thought was zuko, but does that make wu iroh??? lmaaaooo that makes sense actually
I posted about the atla au like one time... how did you find it /lh
Anyways, this au's not exactly like the show. In this one, the air nomads are the ones attacking everybody, thanks to a certain power hungry spirit possessing Garmadon in an attempt to get closer to the avatar. The avatar's Lloyd, obviously. Morro gets sent off to capture Lloyd and 'bring him back to the family'. No one knows that the Overlord's possessed Garmadon except Lloyd, so Morro's loyal to the family and tries his hardest. He just wants his cousin back :( Wu, meanwhile, is kept from leaving by Garmadon. So yes, like Zuko in the sense that he's trying to capture the avatar and does do some villainous things in his attempts, but his backstory/motivation is unique.
I did toy with the idea of Wu as Ozai though. The evil Wu content was hard to resist.
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chanaqinn · 1 year
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The year 2022 is ending, so I wanted to do this.
This quick collage I made contains all, if not, most, cosplay attempts I have made in NGS this year. And I only started this year. I used Hu-Xian Hair a lot lol
Curious about the characters I tried to dress my characters as?
- Dia Kurosawa [Love Live Sunshine] first attempt! as mentioned here - Ruby Kurosawa [Love Live Sunshine] - Lanzhu Zhong [Love Live Nijigasaki High School Idol Club] - Yoshikazu Miyano [Sasaki and Miyano] red dress because I don’t have anything yet - ZACK (Jun Suzaki) [from ARGONAVIS] - Jun Suzaki [from ARGONAVIS] - Lucien Dufaure [Tales of Luminaria] if only I could flip that hair - Charles [Tales of Luminaria] - Yamato Tsubaki [from ARGONAVIS] stage outfit lmaaaooo - Nayuta Asahi [from ARGONAVIS] - Marius von Hagen [Tears of Themis] he’s going to school... in Japan - Allen Sugasano / Suzaku [Paradox Live] without the jacket - Alhaiham [Genshin Impact] without sleeves - Karls [Binan Koukou Chikyuu Bouei-bu HAPPY KISS!] human form - Kuzuha [he’s a VTuber, part of NIJISANJI JP] loooool i dont even watch him - "Tuuli" [PSO2 NGS] does this one count? - OMORI [OMORI] - Mihai Florescu [Kemono Jihen] - Wanderer (Scaramouche) [Genshin Impact] Weirderer in my lookbook - Diluc Ragnvindr [Genshin Impact] - Yamato Tsubaki [from ARGONAVIS] again, but casual outfit, w gloves - Yuuki Asaba [Kimi To Boku]
Here’s what my characters actually look like:
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RANT BELOW
Recently, I realized something... the only time I did cosplay in PSO2 before was when there was the NieR:Automata collab, I tried to make an accurate 9S. After that, I didn’t do anything, even when there were the collabs with Re:Zero, Dead or Alive 5, Persona. Cosplay/Phashion was definitely not one of my priorities when playing this game, for 8 years, even when I moved to Global.
So... this just goes to show that NGS is boring. To me, at least. I mean... sure, there is still PSO2, but it’s not the same (as before, and still different from JP) (it looks pretty bad with the new engine), and the customization system is pretty good for a game that does not focus on life simulation, even though the outfits don’t separate top, bottom and shoes. But the gameplay itself? Yes, it’s dynamic, which is pretty nice for a Phantasy Star game. But there is better elsewhere... Content-wise, you either get to everything quickly, or you don’t get them ever if you’re unlucky or not active enough. The updates are unfortunately too slow.
I used to play with a few people. I don’t anymore, because they left, more or less.
Anyway, there better be other planets soon. And an update that'll finally make use of the stuff laying around in Halphia Lake >:T
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distant-velleity · 5 months
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Oh damn rip Santiago lmaaaooo
Finn is observing him quietly like "oh no this will end poorly won't it"
(So Finn and Chrysos unlikely friendship? 👀)
what can i say….. bird and fish? do not mesh together very well until they do
also yes 👀‼️they should be friends
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clownfucker9000 · 9 months
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Uh hi yes hello, I need to know more about Jazz and his not-so-buddy Ishtar, so I'll go with them for the ask game if that's ok!! 🍀,❤️,✂️,🌼 &✨
🍀 - What originally inspired the OC? now that im writing it their origins are hella lame lmaaaooo -Ishtar was a fankid of a character i will not name but i went too hard on the design and decided to keep him as a regular oc -Jazz started as a not-self insert, when OFF started to gain popularity and yknow everyone was like "ooohh your decisions matter it will make you feel bad about your choices ooohhh" and i did not want to feel bad about my choices so i just created an oc to be the batter's puppeteer lmao, i even created lore 4 it n everything but somewhere along the line i just decided to make Jazz their own character ❤️ - What is one of your OC’s best memories? -every memory he has made thats unrelated to the cult is considered a happy one to Ishtar -Jazz's most cherished memory is obviously when they met their god and were given their new and true purpose in life :3c ✂️ - What is one of your OC’s worst memories? -Ishtar has been living a pretty isolated life so far, so not a lot of stuff has happened to him but probably the one that marked him the most was learning his true purpose and why was he created -Back when they were human, Jazz worked for a short while in a circus, doing odd jobs and helping with whatever they could; there they made probably the only real friend they ever had.....then one day a fire broke out and Jazz was one of the only survivors. They still can recall the smell and sound of screaming animals and people...not that they care anymore tho that was another person in another life haha.... 🌼 - How old are they? (Or approximate age range) -Ishtar is somewhere in his 20's -Jazz died and was revived in their mid 30's, but that was....a while ago....they are quite older than they look ✨- How did you come up with the OC’s name? -Ishtar is named after the goddess of the same name, which is known as a goddess of fertility and the precursor of aphrodite but she was also a goddess of war which yknow a bit of foreshadowing wink wonk -Jazz is named after my favorite autobot LMFAO, literally zero thought put behind it but its been so long and at this point i just feel i cant change it sdjhfjkhs
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