Imagine a strawhats family brunch where they go to a normal restaurant and show up with like 6 normal people, a tiny raccoon (sorry chopper), a giant robot man, and a skeleton. All the staff have to rush to put a shit ton of tables together.
Nami makes Chopper pretend to be a child so he can order off the kids menu for less money. He agrees to it until they try to make him sit in a high chair and then he gets pissed. He ends up sitting on Zoro’s lap until he picks a fight with Sanji, at which point he moves to Robin’s.
Franky breaks the chair he tries to sit on and ends up having to sit on the floor. He has to explain to the waiters that he only wants cola 3 separate times.
Luffy orders about 20 meals for just himself and they have to bring over another table just to set down all the food.
Zoro argues with the waitstaff about there being a no weapon rule. Robin adds fuel to the fire by claiming that her body is a weapon. The restaurant ends up allowing it.
Sanji tries to keep everyone in line at first and is pretty calm for most of the meal, although he does ask a few too many questions about the recipes for the chef’s liking. He also ends up ordering for several member of the crew (Chopper who can’t decide, Nami who makes him pick what she would like best between the two she’s having trouble deciding between, and Zoro who will only grunt at the waiter in annoyance after they tried to tell him his swords weren’t allowed inside).
Zoro casually tries to get Sanji to fight with him by messing with the food insulting him throughout the meal.
Brook starts playing the restaurants piano, which all the patrons find quite lovely until Franky starts playing guitar with him and then it’s just a touch too loud.
Robin uses her limbs to casually switch around peoples meals so they end up eating something different every bite. She tries to gaslight Ussop that’s she’s not doing anything when he calls her on it.
Towards the end of the meal and tired of not being able to rule Sanji up, Zoro decides to claim he’s done with his food despite there still being a large chunk of rice left. This prompts Sanji to start yelling a him about not leaving any food uneaten and culminates in Sanji trying to force the food down Zoro’s throat.
Chopper panics thinking that Zoro is going to choke and ends up physically separating the two by throwing them across the room from eachother. He gets mad at Zoro when he realizes that he is fine and just wanted to start a fight. Luffy ends up finishing Zoro’s remaining food during the scuffle.
Eventually, they scare away all the other patrons and Nami tells the restaurant owner that they will leave if they pay her the cost of the meal. She ends up leaving with double the amount she came in with.
They are banned from that restaurant and most others in the area after this incident.
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I am thisclose to going full hog monstfuker....not super surprsing lo, (if i do it wont be on here btw)
Have always wanted to draw more monst, literally anything and everything. And im a big sucker for - whoops creation is now my lover pet and eternal companion. Cause im lonely and want one.
The game itself is really solid, Homegrown Companion, a really simple but effective way to do a pet sim. I dont think ive ever seen it done like that, which is always a treat for my brain uwu.
Linko to the gameo https://trisghost.itch.io/homegrown-pet
The right doodles of the blob and doggo are ref from the art in the game.
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wild when old white people are talking to me and they think like "i am talking to white american woman time to talk shit about immigrants stealing jobs" and i am unstoppably compelled to tell them that my great grandpa worked his way over here on a shipping vessel and then just walked off the boat and lived here "illegally" for literal decades working and paying taxes and having a family and only became a citizen because there was an amnesty period under fucking ronald reagan.
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stranger things color picked funko icons - season 3: mall! eleven with the trans flag
[ID: Two square images. The first is the transgender flag color picked from a Funko Pop of Eleven from Stranger Things 3. The second is the same flag but with a cutout of the pop figure on it. Eleven is wearing her black patterned romper and tennis shoes and holding a shopping bag. There is a white outline around her. END ID]
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Hi! I really enjoy hearing about your herb/potion adventures, and have started exploring some myself!
I was wondering if you've considered creating some type of master post of your experiments, findings, tried & true recipes, etc.
I would love to use it as a reference, understanding that it's a try-at-your-own-risk & do-your-research sort of thing.
Is that something you might consider?
I mean I have my homesteading masterlist, but I guess I didn't make one specifically for herbs and plant experiments, I'm simply not that confident in them yet! It's reassuring to know that you understand these are try-at-your-risk, and do-your-own-research type of thing, but I do get worried that not everyone might understand that.
I'm happy you asked though, and yeah I am considering it! I think I'll wait until I know a bit more, and can offer more actual successes, a lot of my experiments fail and sometimes you hear about it, sometimes I just fail to mention it again to not be depressed about it. (for instance, all of my ferments failed, and I just stopped trying it, I will gather confidence in the future)
I'm so happy you started exploring yourself too! I would love to hear about your first experiments and findings!!
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About to put a mango seed to germinate cos my baby mango tree died after 3 years of having him around and, kinda struggling to have it grow all that much to be fair ?
Any tips are welcome, anybody else out there a plant freak ?
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sandra bullock eat your heart out
inspired by this post and the tags by @stevieharringtonwifeguy
Without putting too fine a point on it, Eddie wasn't exactly the type to watch beauty pageants. They didn’t really think about them, didn’t really care about them, didn’t really realize they were even still a thing outside of sitcom plotlines from the 90s about women’s self image. What Eddie was was extremely online. And when Twitter went fucking batshit because a plus sized transwoman had the nerve to be talented enough to make it to the Miss America competition; they figured they should support the home team -- or whatever shit Wayne says when the wrong horse boys makes it to the big football game.
So sure, they expected her to be pretty. It is in the name. Imagined she’d be good looking in that classic, sort of boring way. A blonde with a nice smile, a fucking button nose. A non-threatening, homegrown sort of beauty. It being the internet complaining, they kinda also figured plus size meant a size 2 dress and a C cup.
They couldn't in their wildest dreams picture the woman who would appear on their TV, when they finally figured out where they could even watch the damn thing. Statuesque with a squared jaw and swimmers shoulders, moles dot her face and neck, it looks like her nose has been broken before. Plush thighs and a biteable ass fill out a royal blue evening gown, when she smiles it’s like the sun coming out from behind the clouds.
Alone in their apartment, Eddie has no one to scream the thoughts ricocheting in their brain at. It leaves them with nowhere to turn but the place that got them here to begin with.
The Eddie Munson ✔ @CorrodedEddie
I'm used to people having bad taste but at this point I'm wondering if we're even watching the same thing
The Eddie Munson ✔ @CorrodedEddie
Miss Indiana is the most beautiful woman I've ever seenThe Eddie Munson ✔ @CorrodedEddie
How do I do the added context thing, i need to make a note on some posts. Reader’s noted: User is actually a sad loser who’s cockroach wifed themselves and can’t appreciate what’s in front of them
Read the rest on AO3 cause this baby has formatting
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